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Wow, I can't believe
our old horn-

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dog of a Boss is
finally getting married.

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Have you guys met
the bride to be yet?

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- No.
- Nuh.

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Charlie, I haven't seen
you for like an hour,

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where have you been?

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Guys, guys, you gotta
meet this guy Jombo,

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I just met, he's so awesome.

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Tell 'em that story you
were just telling me Jombo!

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Fuck! That's funny! Guy—

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Pim, I'm tellin' you,
man, I think

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he can be the 5th
Smiling Friend. Jombo,

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Pim, Charlie,
Allan, and Glep.

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Pim, Charlie, Allan,
Glep and Jombo—

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Uh... can we talk about
this later, Charlie?

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Wait, wait, wait! Check out
this cool knife Jombo sold me.

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You see that?

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You see that?

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You're not lookin'.

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C'mere, Pim!

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Gonna do the trick
that Jombo taught me.

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Charlie, you're scaring me!

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Come here Pim, come here!

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Since the bride's father
couldn't be here today,

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everyone please welcome
the Boss's soon-to-be-wife,

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Brittney.

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Oh my GOD.

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Pim,
that genuinely got you,

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I've never seen you
jump like that before.

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Hiii, it's soo wonderful
to meet you all!

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I can't wait to get
to know everybody

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and help the Boss get
a little more organized

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with his business ventures,

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since we know his mind can be

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a little preoccupied sometimes!

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Ha-ha-ha alright, how fun.

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Now let's get this
show on the road.

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Do you, Mr. Boss,

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take Brittney to be your
lawfully wedded wife?

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Uh, no dip!

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Haha!

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And do you Brittney,

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take Mr. Boss to be your
lawfully wedded husband?

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I do.

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Well, that's all
I needed to hear.

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That settles it,

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I now pronounce you
husband and demon!

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Nooo, later,

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But I want it...

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- stop, stoppp.
- I'm gonna suck it.

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Stop it.

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Nooooo.

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Pim, w-what's going on,
what is all this crap?

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I think the Boss made Glep
put all this stuff up.

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Charlie, are you okay?

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No, I feel like
I'm gonna puke, dude...

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I-I can't keep doing
this to myself...

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I can't.

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Something's gotta
change, brother.

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Is that for us?

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I-I don't know.

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Hello boys.

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What happened to your office?

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I've got some great news.

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We're no longer the
Smiling Friends.

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We're now Brittney's
Beautiful Demonic Flowers.

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Isn't that wonderful?

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- What?
- Huh?

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Wait, then what are the

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Smiling Friends gonna do?

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Y'all will have plenty to do!

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In fact, Glep is already
hard at work back at my house

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on Brittney's black rose garden.

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But everyone knows that
Glep hates gardening.

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Don't worry...

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I have a final Smiling
Friends job for you boys.

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It's to make Brittney smile.

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Go on boys,

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tell her how smart she is
for coming up with all this.

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Oh no, stop!

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You're embarrassing me!
Oh, stop!

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Uh, I hate it.

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- Uh, you're... very nice.
- Yeah, you're very... red.

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OHHH, THANK YOUUU!

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YOU'RE SO SWEET!

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Alright, we're gonna go home
and celebrate our honeymoon.

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See you later.

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AGHHH!

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There's a giant
hole in the roof.

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We s—we s—we saw it happen.

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- Devil ran through it.
- Yeah, the d—yeah.

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Ugh, I'm sick of running errands

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for this happily
married coup-ele.

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I waited two full hours in
line to get them these coffees.

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You know, if you're
not gonna use those,

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if you're gonna throw them
away, I'll just take one.

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Yeah, I could really
use one. Okay, man.

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Yeah, I kinda want
one too, actually.

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- Alright, yeah, thank you.
- Okay, then.

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First the Boss...

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and now Glep.

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I'm scared, Charlie.

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Guys, I'm s—And honestly,

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I don't want to jump
to conclusions here

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but I'm starting to think,
I'm starting to wonder

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if the Boss's red devil,
scaring-looking wife

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might be up to no good.

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Agreed.

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I think we should do some
research on her first

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before we do anything.

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Okay. But let's
go somewhere else,

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I don't think
it's safe to talk here.

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Why?

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Cause of the eyeball.

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Cause of the eyeball,

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I see, I-I, yeah.

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How'd I miss that?
I didn't see that eyeball.

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- I don't know.
- Wow.

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It's been there the whole time.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Man, I've looked
through every single one of her

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social media posts
that she's ever made

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and all it is, is just like
wholesome, positive stuff

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like cool videos and,
and awesome hashtags.

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I—Maybe we're wrong
about her, you guys.

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Look, nobody evil would do that.

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What is this thing?

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Throw this away.

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I can't man it's not mine,

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I'm just holding
onto it for my uncle

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until he gets out
of the hospital.

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Hellooo handsome.

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Ew.

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Wait! I think I found something!

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It's the Boss's wife!

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According to this...

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her real name is Filia Diabolus,

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which means daughter of Satan.

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It says she emerges
once every 100 years

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and seeks men of great
power and influence

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and sucks their life away,

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eventually killing them

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and giving all their
belongings to Satan...

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Gasp.

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That means the Smiling Friends

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will be owned by Say-tan.

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Guys, I know this might be
a little fucked up to say,

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but I'm starting to think
for the good of humanity,

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we might need to
kill the Boss's wife.

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Well, that's great
and all, but how?

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Hmm... It seems like
someone ripped out the page

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that explains that part.

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Now, we'll NEVER find out how
to vanquish the evil demon!

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I just found out how to vanquish
the evil demon on YouTube.

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Hellooo I'm Daniel
the demon slayer.

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I slay demons so
you don't have to!

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So you've encountered
a Filia Diabulus demon

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and you've decided to slay it,

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before we get into that though,

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this video is brought
to you by Dollar Shave Club!

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Whenever I—

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Sorry, let me just skip

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ahead of that—

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Thank you.

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So, the only way
to slay this demon is...

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You must drain it's
blood on a full moon!

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Oooooo!

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Now, don't forget to like,
subscribe, hit that—

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It's a full moon tonight-uh.

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Well, that seems easy enough.

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She's probably
sleeping right now,

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but what weapon do we use?

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I've got a replica
of Aragon's sword

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from Lord of the Rings
but I don't,

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I don't want to scratch it...

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Wait! What about that knife
you bought at the wedding?

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- Jombo's knife!
- Jombo's knife!

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Dude, what did I say!
What did I say!

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I-I TOLD you that Jombo was 5th
Smiling Friend material.

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Yep, you're right, Charlie.

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Jombo really came through.

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Fucking hell!

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Allan!
Allan! It's fine, it's fine.

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I KNEW it was going to do that!

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Y-you're fine. Let's just

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go kill the Boss's wife.

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Jesus Christ!

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Allan, you coming?

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No, I've gotta go to my
Dr. Monsters appointment

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with Dr. Monster.

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- Who is Dr. Monster?
- What is that?

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I've gotta go. Bye.

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Er-I—I don't know
what that is, still.

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Pim, I-I-I can't do it.

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What? Why? What are
you talking about?

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Dude, I was so ready to, like,

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run in there, frickin' run
in there and like, and like,

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kill her and stuff but I-I just,
I'm hungover from the wedding

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so I—yeah, you, yeah,
you gonna have to do it.

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- I can't do it, I can't do it.
- Wha—huh?

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Okay, fine.

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Pass me Jombo's knife.

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Charlie, this is a fake knife.

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What?

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Yeah. It's one of those

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plastic knives that retract...

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see.

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Oh, my god.

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It's a gag knife.

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Oh, my god. I paid $600
dollars for that, dude.

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Oh! You should probably
try to get that back.

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He deleted everything
and moved to New Jersey.

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- I can't g—
- Oh, my gosh.

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Wha—Uh. That's bad.

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Oh my God, what are you doing?

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Uhhh, I-I guess we were trying
to stab you in the heart.

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What? WHY?

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Do you not like me?

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No, no we don't.
No. You're evil.

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- Absolutely not.
- Yeah.

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You're the daughter of Satan.

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You think I'm EVIL?

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You've misunderstood me!

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Wait, wait, wait, are you saying

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you DIDN'T suck the
Boss's life out of him

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and put him into a scary coma so
you could take over the business

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and give it all to Satan?

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No,
I DID DO all of that

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but you didn't have to
be so nasty about it!

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Ahhhh!

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Wait, what about the Boss?

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I-I don't get it.

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Shouldn't the curse
be broken by now?

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Wait, Charlie.

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I remember reading in that book

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that the only way to wake

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someone from the demon's curse

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is a kiss of true love...

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Alright...

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I'll do it for the Boss.

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Nah, nah I'm just
fucking with you,

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I'm good, I'm good.

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Don't do that shit, man.

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I got a heart condition, dude.

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Aw c—Oh, come on Charlie.

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Don't be like that!

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No, dude, seriously!
I have a pacemaker.

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I-I-I, I don't mind the joke,

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I, but just like not,
with the heart stuff.

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Don't mess with the heart stuff.

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No, but all jokes aside,

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thanks for breaking
me out of that curse.

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Last thing I remember,

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she was suckin' the soul
right out of my asshole.

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Out—out of your asshole?

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Oh and by the way,

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according to the
marriage contract,

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since my wife is dead,

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I now own one fourth of Hell!

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Cool.

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You know, I've realized
through all this that

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I'm just too old to be
chasing young hot tail,

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my true love is my work,

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and more importantly... my boys.

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This was a very
strange Halloween.

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I'd rather be back
with Doctor Monster.

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Allan, I still don't know
what that means, dude.

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- I don't know what that means.
- Well, I'm never telling you.

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I guess not.

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- Mmm.
- Yep.

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Mm-hmm.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!

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Do you see this line right here?

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Yeah, yeah...

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That means that my property

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starts right here—

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- That is not what that means!
- It goes allll the way.

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That's my fourth of Hell!

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Your property starts at the
post, dude, at the post!

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You're fucking stupid!

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- Go get a surveyor-
- Oh, shut up, dude.

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- to tell you the same thing-
- Why don't you get a, you get a-

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- I'm telling you!
- surveyor... Whatever, man.

