1 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,340 No. Give it here. 2 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,346 I want that. 3 00:00:13,352 --> 00:00:14,352 You got... 4 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:17,357 He almost got the ham! 5 00:00:17,423 --> 00:00:19,123 - That was a close one. - Yeah, that was close. 6 00:00:19,190 --> 00:00:20,690 I don't want to watch this. 7 00:00:20,757 --> 00:00:21,465 Come on, Allan. 8 00:00:21,471 --> 00:00:23,190 It's actually a really informative documentary. 9 00:00:26,457 --> 00:00:29,423 Where's the remote? I want to watch the updates on the war. 10 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:30,490 The remote's broken. 11 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:33,323 Alright, well, can we turn it down at least? 12 00:00:33,590 --> 00:00:34,790 TV's broken too. 13 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:37,123 So we just have to watch this? 14 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:38,190 Yep. 15 00:00:41,223 --> 00:00:42,290 I forgot about that alarm. 16 00:00:42,357 --> 00:00:44,457 Yeah, me too, we don't really hear it that often, do we? 17 00:00:45,557 --> 00:00:46,557 Thanks for coming, guys, 18 00:00:46,623 --> 00:00:48,857 I just got a really exciting job for y'all! 19 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,290 - Cool. - Awesome, man, yeah what is it? 20 00:00:50,357 --> 00:00:53,379 You two now have the privilege of helping. 21 00:00:53,379 --> 00:00:54,857 THE ONE. THE ONLY... 22 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,390 Jared Fogle! 23 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,157 The Subway guy! 24 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:01,823 As you guys know, 25 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:04,657 we're not allowed to say no to anyone who calls us, 26 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:06,123 so, yeah. 27 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:08,257 You're helping Jared Fogle smile today! 28 00:01:09,123 --> 00:01:10,423 Pretty cool, right? 29 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:16,490 Lord, I'm just fuckin' with you. 30 00:01:17,557 --> 00:01:18,394 That was too far, man, 31 00:01:18,394 --> 00:01:20,223 Jared Fogle is a genuine fucking menace. 32 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:21,857 Absolutely not. I did not like that. 33 00:01:21,923 --> 00:01:23,223 Yeah, he's a pedophile. 34 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:26,157 Come on, guys! It was funny! 35 00:01:26,223 --> 00:01:27,923 The costume, come on! 36 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:29,248 No, it wasn't. No, it was not, dude. 37 00:01:29,249 --> 00:01:30,454 I did not find that funny. 38 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:31,790 I have a line with that kind of stuff. 39 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,557 I don't find that stuff funny, no. 40 00:01:33,957 --> 00:01:35,523 So do we have a real job? 41 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:37,990 Yeah, I actually got a call from a scientist. 42 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,690 He sounded completely frantic, 43 00:01:39,757 --> 00:01:42,290 and was saying something about an egg dilemma. 44 00:01:43,923 --> 00:01:45,757 Please, I'm serious this time! 45 00:01:45,823 --> 00:01:46,890 Please believe me! 46 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:49,690 Fuck off. Dude, that's cheap. 47 00:01:49,757 --> 00:01:51,690 - That's just low hanging fruit. - That one got you. 48 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:52,755 Yeah, the dog face, yeah, 49 00:01:52,762 --> 00:01:53,755 the dog got me. Good job. 50 00:01:53,757 --> 00:01:56,423 - You love it. - Yeah, I do, I do, you know me. 51 00:01:57,490 --> 00:01:59,323 - There it's again. - Let's go, Charlie. 52 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:04,223 What kind of scientist lives in a tunnel, dude? 53 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,357 I think we're almost there, I see a light ahead. 54 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:09,557 Greetings! 55 00:02:09,623 --> 00:02:11,723 I am Professor Psychotic, 56 00:02:12,657 --> 00:02:14,757 and you are just in time for the show! 57 00:02:15,123 --> 00:02:16,657 Yes, yes! 58 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:24,357 - Oh My God! - What the hell, dude? 59 00:02:24,423 --> 00:02:25,757 No need to be alarmed! 60 00:02:25,823 --> 00:02:27,523 Dude, what was that? What was that thing? 61 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:29,857 That was a failure is what it was! 62 00:02:29,923 --> 00:02:32,957 I injected my psychotic DNA into a chicken egg 63 00:02:33,257 --> 00:02:35,657 and let it marinate for fourteen moons, 64 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,390 and it was supposed to create a living homunculus, 65 00:02:38,457 --> 00:02:41,190 but instead it died, just like all the others! 66 00:02:41,523 --> 00:02:42,990 So what do you need us for? 67 00:02:43,357 --> 00:02:45,290 The reason I called you two here 68 00:02:45,357 --> 00:02:48,457 is because I'm missing what all mad scientists have... 69 00:02:48,523 --> 00:02:49,690 Assistance! 70 00:02:49,757 --> 00:02:51,492 With your help, together, 71 00:02:51,757 --> 00:02:54,223 we can finally succeed in my lifelong mission 72 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:55,923 of creating life! 73 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:58,590 Then I will finally take over the world! 74 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:05,790 Yo... 75 00:03:06,657 --> 00:03:07,723 Yo. What's up? 76 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,223 What's up, man? 77 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:11,757 Vanessa's over. We're trying to watch TV. 78 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,090 You're being incredibly loud. 79 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:18,723 You're just... like my volume or...? 80 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:20,757 Yeah, volume, that's what loud means doesn't it? 81 00:03:20,823 --> 00:03:22,490 Yeah, I have the door closed, I mean. 82 00:03:22,557 --> 00:03:25,623 We're on the couch on the other side of this paper thin wall, 83 00:03:25,690 --> 00:03:27,923 we're trying to watch a nice romantic movie 84 00:03:28,357 --> 00:03:31,823 and all we're hearing is injecting DNA into an egg? 85 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:33,957 Yeah, well, that's what I do, yeah. 86 00:03:34,023 --> 00:03:36,490 Yeah, that's what you do, you waste time. 87 00:03:36,557 --> 00:03:38,957 You do stupid shit all the time. 88 00:03:39,023 --> 00:03:40,790 You know, this is what I care about, Doug. 89 00:03:40,857 --> 00:03:42,090 This is what you care about? 90 00:03:42,157 --> 00:03:43,823 Care about something better! 91 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,357 Care about yourself maybe, care about me. 92 00:03:46,423 --> 00:03:48,290 The people who are keeping you alive. 93 00:03:48,357 --> 00:03:51,023 I care about you. This is like my job basically. 94 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:52,283 You care about me? That's so good. 95 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:53,317 You know what I think of your job? 96 00:03:53,323 --> 00:03:54,457 Get an actual job! 97 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:56,190 Get one that pays you. 98 00:03:56,257 --> 00:03:58,157 You know? Look, it's a hard economy out there. 99 00:03:58,223 --> 00:03:59,470 It's a hard economy? 100 00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:01,557 How about the economy of my patience? 101 00:04:01,623 --> 00:04:03,123 It's running thin, buddy. 102 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,690 Paper thin like these walls. 103 00:04:06,649 --> 00:04:08,623 What? Dude, you have your problems too like... 104 00:04:08,690 --> 00:04:09,569 I've got my problems? 105 00:04:09,576 --> 00:04:11,190 Okay, Okay, get the fuck out! 106 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:12,090 I— 107 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:13,823 GET THE FUCK OUT! 108 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:16,690 Go! 109 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:19,057 Fuck. 110 00:04:19,357 --> 00:04:20,357 Fuck. 111 00:04:20,423 --> 00:04:23,023 Dude, what do I do? I don't have a place to stay. 112 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:24,090 Fuck. 113 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:27,057 Uh, yeah. can you just give us a second? 114 00:04:43,657 --> 00:04:46,230 I can understand you. I took Spanish in school. 115 00:04:46,317 --> 00:04:47,390 Oh, Cool. I— 116 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:48,883 I guess you know our plan, then. 117 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:50,157 Um, Yeah. 118 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:53,557 Alright, Professor Psychotic, this place is great. 119 00:04:53,623 --> 00:04:54,790 I love this place, all you gotta do 120 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:56,290 is just watch me, it's very simple. 121 00:04:56,957 --> 00:04:57,677 Alright, you wanna grab, 122 00:04:57,678 --> 00:04:58,923 you wanna grab a guy there, okay. 123 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:00,357 You wanna see that part right there? 124 00:05:00,423 --> 00:05:02,357 you wanna twist, you wanna pull, 125 00:05:02,423 --> 00:05:03,224 you wanna grab that part, 126 00:05:03,225 --> 00:05:04,290 you wanna dip, you wanna dip, 127 00:05:04,357 --> 00:05:05,890 you wanna throw the other piece away. 128 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,557 Dip it in some of that and just, you know, enjoy it. 129 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:09,990 It's good, you try. 130 00:05:10,323 --> 00:05:12,757 I still can't believe my brother kicked me out... 131 00:05:12,823 --> 00:05:15,190 The craziest part is, I'm 100 percent in the right. 132 00:05:15,257 --> 00:05:17,123 No, dude, your brother kinda has a point. 133 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:19,357 Okay, this mad scientist stuff, it's ruining your life, 134 00:05:19,423 --> 00:05:20,990 you just got kicked out of your place, dude. 135 00:05:21,057 --> 00:05:23,557 Well, I wouldn't say it's just the mad scientist stuff... 136 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,057 It's definitely the mad scientist, 137 00:05:25,123 --> 00:05:27,157 it's definitely the mad scientist stuff, 100 percent. 138 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:29,090 But then what am I gonna do all day? 139 00:05:29,357 --> 00:05:31,790 I mean, dude, you keep bringing up creating life, 140 00:05:31,857 --> 00:05:33,657 have you ever like been with a woman? 141 00:05:33,723 --> 00:05:36,790 You know you can like create life with a woman, right? 142 00:05:36,857 --> 00:05:38,756 Like, fucking her? 143 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:41,490 No, I couldn't do that. 144 00:05:41,557 --> 00:05:43,190 I have trouble speaking to women. 145 00:05:43,257 --> 00:05:44,357 Come on, man, it's not that hard, 146 00:05:44,423 --> 00:05:45,857 why don't you just try to practice first? 147 00:05:45,923 --> 00:05:47,116 Look, what about that girl right there, 148 00:05:47,116 --> 00:05:48,009 she's beautiful. 149 00:05:48,009 --> 00:05:49,249 Why don't you try talking to her? 150 00:05:50,536 --> 00:05:52,590 Uh, hello, I'm Professor Psychotic! 151 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:56,190 I am making an egg with my DNA in my evil laboratory! 152 00:05:59,523 --> 00:06:00,790 I really thought that would work. 153 00:06:00,857 --> 00:06:02,690 How? How could that ever work? 154 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:08,123 Fellas, fellas, the thing up there! 155 00:06:09,057 --> 00:06:11,390 Look, Mr. Doug, I know your brother can be eccentric, 156 00:06:11,457 --> 00:06:13,790 but you really should give him a chance to change his ways! 157 00:06:13,857 --> 00:06:15,823 He's the only brother you've got! 158 00:06:16,523 --> 00:06:17,523 No! 159 00:06:17,957 --> 00:06:21,390 Decision's final. I've given Daniel too many chances. 160 00:06:21,857 --> 00:06:24,790 I work 14 hours a day to pay for our house 161 00:06:25,057 --> 00:06:27,857 and he's in his bedroom doing that egg shit. 162 00:06:28,557 --> 00:06:29,623 I'm done. 163 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,390 Well, maybe if you two had a nice sit down over a cup of tea 164 00:06:32,457 --> 00:06:34,660 and a slice of cake, you could work things out! 165 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:39,157 I oughta knock your block off, you little freak. 166 00:06:39,223 --> 00:06:40,223 What? 167 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:41,850 Sorry. 168 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:44,923 It's just that things really haven't been the same since... 169 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:45,990 the funeral. 170 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,623 - Funeral? - Yeah. 171 00:06:48,257 --> 00:06:49,357 Mother's funeral. 172 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:53,057 Ever since then, Daniel hasn't been the same. 173 00:06:53,323 --> 00:06:56,190 He blew her inheritance on that scientist lab of his. 174 00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:57,990 $80,000. 175 00:06:59,057 --> 00:07:00,290 Right down the tubes. 176 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:04,157 You know, I'm just happy Mother's not here to see it. 177 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:05,257 Check this out. 178 00:07:07,857 --> 00:07:09,790 My God. I'm sorry. 179 00:07:11,957 --> 00:07:13,523 Pretty fuckin' serious. 180 00:07:14,223 --> 00:07:17,157 Please, Mr. Doug, just give your brother one more chance! 181 00:07:17,223 --> 00:07:20,590 Nope. Like I said, decision is final. 182 00:07:23,108 --> 00:07:24,457 Oh, oh, careful, careful! 183 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:27,382 Matthew! 184 00:07:27,388 --> 00:07:28,790 Nooo! 185 00:07:28,857 --> 00:07:31,090 No, no, this can't be happening! 186 00:07:31,157 --> 00:07:33,190 My brother! Nooo! 187 00:07:33,257 --> 00:07:36,290 And yeah, we was having a little bit of brotherly drama, 188 00:07:36,357 --> 00:07:38,790 but I see how little that matters now! 189 00:07:38,857 --> 00:07:41,490 And I never told him how much I damn love him! 190 00:07:42,357 --> 00:07:43,823 I freakin' love you, man. 191 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:47,517 Oh my God! Nooo! 192 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:50,023 Okay. I'll go see him. 193 00:07:50,116 --> 00:07:51,497 Yeah, I think that's a good idea, 194 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:52,030 Yeah. 195 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:52,951 honestly. 196 00:07:54,664 --> 00:07:55,857 Oh, nice to see you. Come in. 197 00:07:55,923 --> 00:07:57,344 Your brother's in the living room. 198 00:07:58,490 --> 00:08:00,990 - Doug, good to see you. - Looking good, Daniel. 199 00:08:04,157 --> 00:08:06,290 Alright, Doug, why don't you start? 200 00:08:06,357 --> 00:08:07,357 Okay. 201 00:08:14,357 --> 00:08:15,357 Daniel 202 00:08:15,423 --> 00:08:18,623 I'm sorry I kicked you out and exploded on you. 203 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:23,190 You're my little baby brother and I worry sick about you. 204 00:08:23,723 --> 00:08:25,485 Your behavior has been affecting 205 00:08:25,485 --> 00:08:27,732 everyone around you, including me. 206 00:08:28,823 --> 00:08:30,423 I just wish the best for you. 207 00:08:31,157 --> 00:08:32,657 That was very nice, Doug. 208 00:08:33,323 --> 00:08:35,323 Daniel, do you have anything to say? 209 00:08:38,557 --> 00:08:40,223 Come on, man. Say something. 210 00:08:41,123 --> 00:08:44,323 Doug, I'm sorry for all the stuff I did, 211 00:08:44,623 --> 00:08:46,390 but it's been hard for me too. 212 00:08:47,123 --> 00:08:48,223 You haven't been the same 213 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:50,469 since you became addicted to those painkillers. 214 00:08:50,957 --> 00:08:53,423 I take those pills because of you, man. 215 00:08:53,857 --> 00:08:56,790 Yeah, well, maybe if you weren't high 24-7, 216 00:08:56,857 --> 00:08:59,357 you could have been there for Mother when she died! 217 00:09:03,603 --> 00:09:04,823 I'm gonna kick 218 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,823 your fuckin' ass, man! 219 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:08,457 Stand up. Get up. 220 00:09:11,223 --> 00:09:12,257 Get off me, brother! 221 00:09:17,923 --> 00:09:19,290 - Stop! - You stop! 222 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:33,257 Stop fighting! 223 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,490 Wait. 224 00:09:35,557 --> 00:09:36,969 Hello, huh? Hello, daddies? 225 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:37,990 Hello, daddies? Hello? 226 00:09:38,057 --> 00:09:40,323 Don't you see? Look what you did! 227 00:09:40,957 --> 00:09:42,090 You created life. 228 00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:44,057 Hello! What's up. Hello. What's up. 229 00:09:44,123 --> 00:09:47,123 Yes, I did it, I really did it... 230 00:09:47,723 --> 00:09:49,450 We need to put aside 231 00:09:49,451 --> 00:09:51,357 whatever differences we may have 232 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:53,890 to raise this homunculus. 233 00:09:54,757 --> 00:09:55,757 Yeah. 234 00:09:55,823 --> 00:09:57,363 We need to father this son better 235 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,057 than our mother ever mothered us. 236 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:00,957 Absolutely, dude. 237 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,457 - I love you. - I love you too. 238 00:10:03,957 --> 00:10:05,890 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. 239 00:10:05,957 --> 00:10:06,990 I'm sorry, man. 240 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:08,157 I love you. 241 00:10:08,223 --> 00:10:10,323 You did it. You're a fucking genius. 242 00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:11,890 You're a genius, look at you. 243 00:10:15,257 --> 00:10:17,090 Pim, the world we live in stresses me out, dude. 244 00:10:17,157 --> 00:10:18,423 Really? Why? 245 00:10:18,490 --> 00:10:20,790 Just like never ending constant chaos. 246 00:10:20,857 --> 00:10:23,166 No, it never let's up, I hate it, it's not good. 247 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,699 Oh, okay, I mean, I— 248 00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:26,090 you didn't like when the man came out of the egg though? 249 00:10:26,157 --> 00:10:27,890 - That was kinda nice, wasn't it? - No, that's what I'm talking about. 250 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:29,046 - It's exactly what I'm saying. - Oh, you didn't like 251 00:10:29,053 --> 00:10:30,339 that kind of... I'm sorry. 252 00:10:30,386 --> 00:10:31,757 What's that? You didn't do it, its not your fault. 253 00:10:31,823 --> 00:10:32,736 Yeah, okay. 254 00:10:43,749 --> 00:10:46,457 I'm sorry I tried to take that ham earlier. 255 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:50,482 No, it's alright. I'm sorry I didn't lend it to you. 256 00:10:50,722 --> 00:10:51,375 Oh. 257 00:10:51,382 --> 00:10:52,908 You can have it. You can have a piece. 258 00:10:52,915 --> 00:10:55,581 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Get over here, brother. 259 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,581 I love you. 260 00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:03,690 That changed my life... 261 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:06,290 I'm not crying because of the movie. 262 00:11:06,357 --> 00:11:09,023 I'm crying cause I can't change my face back to normal. 263 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,957 I don't know what to do.