1 00:00:10,962 --> 00:00:12,060 Hey, Pim, how close are we? 2 00:00:12,129 --> 00:00:13,466 We're— We're like in the middle of nowhere. 3 00:00:13,799 --> 00:00:15,134 It's just a little further, Charlie. 4 00:00:15,299 --> 00:00:16,232 Look, man, I ditched a freaking 5 00:00:16,301 --> 00:00:18,400 awesome party to come do this with you, okay? 6 00:00:18,469 --> 00:00:20,973 So, this better not be some lame thing with a bunch of squares. 7 00:00:21,305 --> 00:00:23,142 Trust me, Charlie, it's gonna be really fun. 8 00:00:23,307 --> 00:00:25,612 These guys are the DEFINITION of party animals. 9 00:00:29,981 --> 00:00:30,984 Here we are, Charlie. 10 00:00:31,116 --> 00:00:31,915 Meet Bill, 11 00:00:31,983 --> 00:00:32,318 Fillmore 12 00:00:32,384 --> 00:00:33,652 and Duncan. 13 00:00:34,819 --> 00:00:36,489 Pim, what is this? 14 00:00:36,654 --> 00:00:37,823 The UFO hunting group. 15 00:00:38,323 --> 00:00:40,493 You said last week you were super into UFOs, right? 16 00:00:40,657 --> 00:00:43,162 I've never said anything like that in my entire life. 17 00:00:43,495 --> 00:00:44,663 Oh, maybe that was Glep. 18 00:00:44,829 --> 00:00:45,830 Salutations, Pim. 19 00:00:46,164 --> 00:00:46,763 Who's the newbie? 20 00:00:46,832 --> 00:00:47,666 Hello, Bill. 21 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:49,835 This is Charlie, my best friend. 22 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:51,600 Yes, yes, nice to meet you, Charlie. 23 00:00:51,669 --> 00:00:53,672 Any— any friend of Pim's is a friend of ours, yes. 24 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:56,767 So, you guys just sit around 25 00:00:56,836 --> 00:00:58,511 and wait for an alien to show up? 26 00:00:58,643 --> 00:00:59,345 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 27 00:00:59,552 --> 00:01:02,515 No, no, what we do is much more exciting than that. 28 00:01:02,675 --> 00:01:04,705 Let the epic search begin. 29 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:12,024 THERE! 30 00:01:12,358 --> 00:01:13,192 Oh, wait, sorry. 31 00:01:13,358 --> 00:01:15,194 That was just a satellite from earlier. 32 00:01:15,526 --> 00:01:17,863 So have any of you guys ever actually seen a UFO? 33 00:01:18,029 --> 00:01:19,865 - UAP. - OF COURSE WE HAVE! 34 00:01:20,889 --> 00:01:24,300 In 2013, we may possibly, definitely, have spotted 35 00:01:24,369 --> 00:01:27,749 a cigar-shaped craft descend and ascend 36 00:01:27,873 --> 00:01:29,314 at incredible velocity. 37 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:31,221 Turned out to be a bird, but still pretty cool. 38 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:33,212 Why would an alien care about us? 39 00:01:33,377 --> 00:01:34,879 I believe they're here for peaceful reasons, yes, 40 00:01:35,046 --> 00:01:36,714 and they want us to love each other, yes. 41 00:01:36,881 --> 00:01:37,716 NONSENSE! 42 00:01:38,049 --> 00:01:40,219 They're DEMONS from another dimension! 43 00:01:40,385 --> 00:01:42,317 And the only reason we don't see them that often 44 00:01:42,386 --> 00:01:43,486 is because they cannot get 45 00:01:43,555 --> 00:01:45,224 through the DAMNED glass dome 46 00:01:45,389 --> 00:01:46,725 protecting the Flat Earth. 47 00:01:46,891 --> 00:01:47,991 Do you actually believe that, 48 00:01:48,059 --> 00:01:49,562 or — or are you just doing a bit right now? 49 00:01:49,727 --> 00:01:52,565 I don't just believe it, I KNOW it! 50 00:01:52,729 --> 00:01:54,663 And they've pulled the wool over your eyes, haven't they? 51 00:01:54,732 --> 00:01:56,499 I can tell, I could tell when you walked over here. 52 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:58,737 All right, okay, then how do you explain timezones, dude? 53 00:01:58,904 --> 00:02:00,831 Ha! How much did those NASA 54 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:03,409 lying-tists pay you to say that, eh? 55 00:02:04,579 --> 00:02:05,078 AH! 56 00:02:05,576 --> 00:02:07,413 What do you think about the aliens, Duncan? 57 00:02:11,053 --> 00:02:13,752 Oh, gosh, I think Duncan ate too many animal cookies. 58 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:14,753 Yeah, riveting stuff, ah, 59 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,185 I—I'm gonna get an Uber now. 60 00:02:16,254 --> 00:02:17,924 Wait, Bill, don't you have that experimental 61 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:19,926 alien beacon device you were talking about? 62 00:02:20,086 --> 00:02:22,761 Yes, yes, I do— I do have it on my persons, 63 00:02:22,926 --> 00:02:24,931 but it could be very unstable if not used correctly. 64 00:02:27,432 --> 00:02:28,625 Everyone stand back. 65 00:02:30,592 --> 00:02:31,770 That's a theremin, dude. 66 00:02:32,336 --> 00:02:33,004 What? 67 00:02:33,104 --> 00:02:34,536 Yeah, no, my uncle used to have one of these 68 00:02:34,605 --> 00:02:36,373 when he was in his band, The Red Gapers. 69 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:41,718 Oh, I didn't know it could do that. 70 00:02:43,151 --> 00:02:45,104 Oh my God! IT'S REAL! 71 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:46,471 I was just fucking around before! 72 00:02:46,591 --> 00:02:48,787 Oh my god, it's a real UFO! 73 00:02:50,622 --> 00:02:53,703 - Ahh... - Ahh... 74 00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:01,300 - Pim, wake up. 75 00:03:02,629 --> 00:03:04,470 Bill, hey, Bill. 76 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:06,236 Oh my God! 77 00:03:25,489 --> 00:03:26,702 Dude, this has to be a dream. 78 00:03:26,763 --> 00:03:28,100 This has to be some kind of nightmare. 79 00:03:28,485 --> 00:03:29,488 I can't hear anything. 80 00:03:29,661 --> 00:03:30,663 I think they're gone. 81 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:38,046 Wow, not only were we abducted by aliens, 82 00:03:38,169 --> 00:03:39,101 but I think the aliens that 83 00:03:39,170 --> 00:03:41,139 abducted us were also abducted, 84 00:03:41,239 --> 00:03:42,699 and now we're inside their ship, 85 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,177 and they're flying out of our galaxy. 86 00:03:44,342 --> 00:03:45,739 Yeah, no frickin' dip. 87 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,248 I— I could've told you that. 88 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:53,623 Our father, who art in heaven, 89 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:54,770 hallowed by thy name. Thy kingdom come, 90 00:03:54,852 --> 00:03:57,276 Yo, either of you guys got a lighter? 91 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,030 - Uh, no. - No, sir. 92 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:02,625 Nah, no one out there has a lighter. 93 00:04:02,694 --> 00:04:03,584 Sorry, man. 94 00:04:09,868 --> 00:04:11,037 Should we invite Kelsey? 95 00:04:11,202 --> 00:04:12,877 No, fuck no, dude. 96 00:04:13,177 --> 00:04:14,804 Last time she was here, she went psycho 97 00:04:14,873 --> 00:04:16,984 and stole my adderall and my vape pen. 98 00:04:17,087 --> 00:04:18,089 Fuck no. 99 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,878 Um, hello? 100 00:04:20,379 --> 00:04:21,005 Sup? 101 00:04:21,547 --> 00:04:23,641 Wait, who invited you guys? 102 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:26,110 Uh, Gl... Zo... 103 00:04:26,217 --> 00:04:27,886 Uh, Z - zih... zimb... 104 00:04:28,052 --> 00:04:29,152 - Xenore? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 105 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:30,319 - Xenore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's him. 106 00:04:30,388 --> 00:04:31,390 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Xenore, yeah. 107 00:04:31,556 --> 00:04:32,931 Oh, sweet, yeah. 108 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:34,657 Well, he's not here yet, but come on in. 109 00:04:34,726 --> 00:04:36,325 The party's just getting started. 110 00:04:36,394 --> 00:04:38,994 We were just about to go to the Zeta Reticuli System 111 00:04:39,063 --> 00:04:40,066 to fuck around. 112 00:04:40,131 --> 00:04:42,617 You guys up for some Saturday night shenanigans? 113 00:04:42,719 --> 00:04:44,557 As fun as that sounds, and it does sound 114 00:04:44,677 --> 00:04:46,211 really fun and everything, you know, 115 00:04:46,284 --> 00:04:47,836 Xenore was actually the whole reason we came here, 116 00:04:47,904 --> 00:04:50,076 so if he's not here, we'll probably just go home, 117 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:51,244 if that's okay. 118 00:04:51,743 --> 00:04:52,431 What? 119 00:04:54,579 --> 00:04:57,171 You guys aren't squares, are you? 120 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:00,920 Uh, no, no, no, we're, we're cool. 121 00:05:01,085 --> 00:05:02,323 We're, yeah, we're, yeah. 122 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,923 Yeah, I guess we can hang out for a bit. 123 00:05:04,088 --> 00:05:05,258 It's Saturday after all. 124 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:08,460 All right. 125 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,353 LET'S PARTY! 126 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,626 Oh, I think it's starting to wear off. 127 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,126 All right, well, yeah. 128 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:36,385 Hey, you know, we did all the stuff 129 00:05:36,453 --> 00:05:37,720 you asked to prove we're cool? 130 00:05:37,789 --> 00:05:38,958 Well, we are cool, you know. 131 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:41,057 In fact, Pim injected that black goo into his arm, 132 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,866 you didn't even ask him to do that, and he did it. 133 00:05:42,961 --> 00:05:45,192 But I think, — I think we're pretty beat, right? 134 00:05:45,263 --> 00:05:46,459 I mean, I think it's probably about time 135 00:05:46,523 --> 00:05:48,106 we get taken back home, right, Pim? 136 00:05:48,212 --> 00:05:49,072 Yep, yep, that's right. 137 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,142 You said it, Charlie. 138 00:05:50,212 --> 00:05:52,338 - Ah, we'll just be on our way then. - Wait, chill, chill. 139 00:05:52,428 --> 00:05:53,598 We're not done yet. 140 00:05:53,805 --> 00:05:55,441 We saved the best for last. 141 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,925 If you guys really aren't squares, 142 00:06:00,032 --> 00:06:02,509 you'll have no problem vaporizing this planet. 143 00:06:03,782 --> 00:06:06,556 It's gonna be so fucking funny. 144 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,522 Is— is there life on that planet? 145 00:06:10,756 --> 00:06:13,056 Ah, yeah, it's only one of the oldest 146 00:06:13,129 --> 00:06:16,076 and most populated civilizations in the galaxy. 147 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:19,476 That's kinda what makes the prank funny, dude. 148 00:06:20,799 --> 00:06:22,765 Come on, if you guys do this last thing, 149 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:24,266 we'll take you home right after. 150 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:26,429 Like immediately, we'll turn the ship around 151 00:06:26,523 --> 00:06:27,526 and take you guys back. 152 00:06:27,611 --> 00:06:28,780 - Oh yeah, yeah. - Sure, yeah. 153 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,343 - We will, right? - Of course. 154 00:06:32,511 --> 00:06:33,523 I can't do it. 155 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,514 I'm sorry, I'd rather be stuck on this ship 156 00:06:35,679 --> 00:06:37,947 for the rest of my life than commit such a horrible 157 00:06:38,015 --> 00:06:40,019 atrocity against so many innocent beings. 158 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,118 I don't think you understand. 159 00:06:42,187 --> 00:06:43,689 If you don't do this, 160 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:47,362 you're gonna spend the rest of your life inside this. 161 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,530 We threw some nerds in this Zeep torture device yesterday 162 00:06:51,695 --> 00:06:54,200 because they didn't wanna put a CD holder up their ass. 163 00:06:54,365 --> 00:06:57,370 Every second feels like a thousand years to them. 164 00:06:58,261 --> 00:07:00,861 So are you guys cool or not? 165 00:07:02,534 --> 00:07:04,367 Charlie, I can't go into that thing. 166 00:07:04,461 --> 00:07:06,061 - That's hell. - Yeah, no, it's— its okay, Pim. 167 00:07:06,127 --> 00:07:07,080 Look, we'll just — 168 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,467 we'll just destroy the planet, kill everybody, 169 00:07:09,527 --> 00:07:11,864 and then never talk about this again. 170 00:07:19,224 --> 00:07:20,726 All right, we did it. 171 00:07:23,728 --> 00:07:24,497 Oh God! 172 00:07:24,729 --> 00:07:26,841 Oh, I can't believe it, that's so great. 173 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,128 Dude, you guys are total psychopaths. 174 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:31,134 Nobody was on that planet. 175 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,561 It was completely empty. 176 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:33,338 What? 177 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:38,335 And there's no such thing as a Zeep torture device. 178 00:07:38,415 --> 00:07:40,541 That's like Black Mirror shit, dude. 179 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:43,021 This is an LED I got off of Alibaba. 180 00:07:43,161 --> 00:07:44,997 Hahaha, Alibaba. 181 00:07:45,249 --> 00:07:47,351 All right, can you please just take us home now? 182 00:07:49,941 --> 00:07:51,581 This ship only goes one way. 183 00:07:51,673 --> 00:07:52,909 We can't even go backwards. 184 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,889 Yeah, we were never able to take you guys back home. 185 00:07:56,761 --> 00:07:58,643 You know what, you know you guys are losers, right. 186 00:07:58,709 --> 00:08:00,083 Oh yeah, you party at pull pranks. 187 00:08:00,156 --> 00:08:01,969 You guys aren't cool. You're— you're childish. 188 00:08:02,123 --> 00:08:03,696 - You're childish. - Childish, oh, fuck you, man! 189 00:08:03,768 --> 00:08:04,842 - Fuck off. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 190 00:08:04,935 --> 00:08:06,369 We don't need to— We don't need to talk like this. 191 00:08:06,437 --> 00:08:07,704 - Can we just calm down. - No, no, Pim, I'm not done, 192 00:08:07,773 --> 00:08:08,774 - I'm not done. - Charlie, Charlie, 193 00:08:08,872 --> 00:08:10,329 - There's no point. - No, we don't know a Xenore. 194 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,402 - We made him up, we lied. - Oh, oh, oh, no, you lied. 195 00:08:12,469 --> 00:08:13,562 - Yeah, yeah. - Fuck, no! 196 00:08:13,628 --> 00:08:15,428 - Oh no, you didn't. - You lied about Xenore. 197 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,180 I'm over you big guy, what are you gonna do come on. 198 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:18,784 - Come on... - Calm down, Charlie. Calm down. 199 00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:21,901 HIT ME! HIT ME! HIT ME IN THE FACE I DARE YOU! 200 00:08:22,050 --> 00:08:23,336 Come on, lets do this! Fuck you. 201 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,597 - I am DONE! - Let's just talk like adults! 202 00:08:25,696 --> 00:08:27,543 Who do you think you are talking to us like that. 203 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,726 You are being detained for destruction of 204 00:08:30,795 --> 00:08:32,798 public property and disturbing the peace. 205 00:08:32,964 --> 00:08:35,301 Do not exit your vehicle and remain calm. 206 00:08:35,447 --> 00:08:36,697 Holy shit, it's the cops. 207 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:37,910 What the cops? Oh my God. 208 00:08:37,983 --> 00:08:39,784 - We gotta bail. - Bail everyone, let's get out of here! 209 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,116 Over there, come on! To my space car! 210 00:08:42,203 --> 00:08:44,083 - You have a space car? - I have a space car. 211 00:08:44,476 --> 00:08:45,311 Charlie, look, 212 00:08:45,396 --> 00:08:47,656 the first aliens that abducted us are still alive. 213 00:08:49,314 --> 00:08:50,579 Pim, I've known you for seven years 214 00:08:50,647 --> 00:08:52,818 and I never thought I'd say this to you, but, 215 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:55,788 I'm gonna go ahead and fly that alien saucer. 216 00:08:55,987 --> 00:08:58,181 Charlie, I support you 100 percent. 217 00:09:15,974 --> 00:09:17,267 Well, Pim, I guess you were right. 218 00:09:17,336 --> 00:09:18,942 Aliens exist and I hate their guts. 219 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:20,275 I hate aliens, hey, sue me. 220 00:09:20,344 --> 00:09:22,245 Yeah, I — I kind of imagined that they'd be a bit more, 221 00:09:22,314 --> 00:09:23,016 benevolent? 222 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:24,414 But yeah, hey, at least you got 223 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:26,115 that Saturday night party you wanted. 224 00:09:26,183 --> 00:09:28,232 So true, Pim, so true, but you know what, man? 225 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:30,587 Like, I feel like I'm probably getting a little bit too old 226 00:09:30,656 --> 00:09:31,787 for this party stuff anyways. 227 00:09:31,855 --> 00:09:33,957 And besides, can you really top an alien party? 228 00:09:34,025 --> 00:09:35,457 - You know what I mean? - I know what you mean. 229 00:09:35,526 --> 00:09:37,126 - Can you top an alien party? - I hear you, Charlie, 230 00:09:37,194 --> 00:09:38,455 - I know what you mean. - I don't think you can. 231 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:39,294 - I don't think you can. - I don't think you can. 232 00:09:39,363 --> 00:09:40,296 I don't think you can. 233 00:09:40,365 --> 00:09:41,963 Hey, by the way, when we were like, running out 234 00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:44,133 did you see that alien Tony Hawk game that they were playing? 235 00:09:44,202 --> 00:09:45,469 Yeah, I did see that, actually. 236 00:09:45,537 --> 00:09:46,372 It looked pretty fun. 237 00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:47,971 You don't think I'd be able to like, get that on Earth anywhere 238 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,105 do you, like, buy that somewhere? 239 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:50,940 - Ummm... like the alien game? - Torrent it? 240 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:52,608 Yeah, torrent it... like, yeah, the alien game? 241 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,143 I think it'd be pretty hard, only, 242 00:09:54,212 --> 00:09:55,979 only because it is an alien game. 243 00:09:56,047 --> 00:09:57,165 I think it, yeah, I don't think so. 244 00:09:57,248 --> 00:10:00,315 Yeah, I— I was just wondering, it's stupid, even to ask. 245 00:10:00,877 --> 00:10:02,324 Oh, I think we're approaching Earth. 246 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,190 Cool, I've always wanted to see it from space. 247 00:10:07,677 --> 00:10:08,330 Wait, what? 248 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,497 Wh— What am I looking at? 249 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:10,402 What is that? 250 00:10:11,062 --> 00:10:13,237 Charlie, that— that's not Earth, right? 251 00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:14,970 Pim, that's completely flat. 252 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,310 That's 100— That's 100 percent flat, dude. 253 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,667 I know, that's what I'm saying that can't be real, right? 254 00:10:18,735 --> 00:10:20,462 - That's not— - We're looking at it, dude. 255 00:10:20,539 --> 00:10:22,171 The Earth I— is flat... 256 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,806 The Earth, oh, I'm just looking, I don't know. 257 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:24,840 The Earth is flat. 258 00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:26,609 Charlie, the Earth can't actually be flat, right? 259 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,449 There's the glass dome, dude, dude, oh my God, dude. 260 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:29,235 Oh my— 261 00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:30,681 This can't be real. 262 00:10:30,787 --> 00:10:31,888 - I need to sit down. - This can't— 263 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:34,468 Pim, we — we need to take this to the grave. 264 00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,318 We cannot tell anybody, this changes literally every, 265 00:10:36,387 --> 00:10:37,590 this changes everything. 266 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,185 No— I— I know— I can—, we can never tell anyone. 267 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:41,524 I might actually puke, get back a little. 268 00:10:41,593 --> 00:10:42,358 Im gonna puke, stay back. 269 00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:43,526 Oh my, I'm gonna throw up. 270 00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:44,359 Okay, I'm gonna throw up. 271 00:10:44,428 --> 00:10:45,432 The Earth is flat, Charlie. 272 00:10:45,516 --> 00:10:46,212 I know. 273 00:10:57,274 --> 00:10:58,708 No, you've got the wrong people. 274 00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:00,037 We didn't kill our friends. 275 00:11:00,106 --> 00:11:01,043 The UFO took them. 276 00:11:01,112 --> 00:11:02,115 IT WAS THE UFO! 277 00:11:02,254 --> 00:11:03,974 Yeah, whatever you say, buddy.