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At ease, men.

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Ugh.

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I've got some good news
and some bad news!

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The bad news is
I have to let one of you go...

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Tyler.

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You're fired.

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What? Huh?

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You fire Tyler, you fire me too!

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It's fine, Charlie.

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I-I love you, brother.

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Let's grab some drinks
after work man,

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I love you, I'll text you.

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And the GOOD news

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I'm going to Spamtopia

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to buy a RARE Magical Jewel

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that I found on the internet!

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That rocks, dude.

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What NOT rocks is the guy
selling it speaks Spamish

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and I don't speak a lick
of that whacky language!

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Did you say Spanish?

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No, no.

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Spa-M-ish. With an M.

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- Different language.
- Oh, okay.

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Yeah, I know. I thought
he said Spanish too.

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Oh, I speak a little Spamish!

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Oh great!

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You can be my little
translator, Pim!

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Lets gooo!

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What?

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Huh—huh?

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Alright guys,

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I'm gonna need you
to look after my

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18 year old son Jason for me

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until I get back.

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Ugh... ugh.

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He's super low maintenance

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but if he needs something,

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he'll let ya knooooow!

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Is it supposed to be doing that?

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Yeah, it's like
his whole schtick.

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Hmm.

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Alright.

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Like the Boss said, man.

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I'm sure if he needs something
he'll let us know.

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You know it's weird,

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we don't really hang out
one on one much do we.

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Yeah, yeah it's definitely
been a while.

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Um,

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I don't know if you remember
this or not but,

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the last time
we hung out like

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you and I,
you actually sucked on my nose.

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So.

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What?

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I don't remember doing that.

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- Yeah, you, yeah—
- Sucking your nose?

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Yup, yeah you absolutely did.

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It was the day with all the
Desmond and the Bliblie stuff.

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Like, it was pretty recently,

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it wasn't that long
ago but

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yeah, you suc— you
went for my nose.

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You got excited
and you sucked on it.

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And um, you got it.

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- And I wasn't—
- I-

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I just want you to know that
I wasn't cool with that at all.

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I— Sure, I-I honestly don't
remember doing that but—

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It was recent.

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Well, yeah, if I did, I'm sorry,

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I just don't remember
doing that but

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it sounded like
it really bothered you.

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It did-It did bother me
but hey, dude, look.

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That's why I'm
bringing it up now,

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like just so we can hash it out

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like its so we can,
we can hang out more.

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- You know what I mean?
- Sure, yeah, I mean.

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I just, I just don't remember.

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Yeah, well it happened.

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What happened?

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I don't, I don't know...

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So Pim,

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how'd you learn an obscure
language like Spamish anyway?

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Oh I had a penpal from Spamtopia

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named Oscar when I was a kid!

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I've never actually
conversed with someone

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from Spamtopia in person though.

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Yeah, the only thing
I know about these guys

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is that they're super
strict about some silly rules.

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Seems like a pretty
primitive culture to me.

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Aw! That was nice!

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Why can't we look anyone
in the eyes though?

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I don't know.

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But I don't wanna
to be here long.

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There's gotta be like an Epi-pen
or something in here!

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What is this?

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“My Manifesto, by 'The Boss' ”.

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Charlie, there's nothing
we can do.

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No! Allan it's alright.

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I-I learned a little bit of CPR
from the Mr. Frog CPR special.

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Charlie, it's not working, stop.

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He's almost there.

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Yeah, alright.

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Uh, yeah. He's dead.

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Yeah. I already told you that.

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Oh, this place looks fun!

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Stay focused, Pim.

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We're just here to meet
a guy named Mr. Jester

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and buy the magical red jewel.

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Let's make this quick.

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How do we know
which one's Mr. Jester?

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He's probably the guy over
there with the giant jester hat.

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Alright Pim, just remember
the creepy song.

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Don't look him in the eyes.

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I do the talking,

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you do the translating.

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A'ight?

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Okay.

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Shouldn't be too hard.

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Hello, Mr. Jester.

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Pleased to finally
meet you in person.

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D'yo—what's your, um,

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what kind of lagers
do you have?

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Is she-is she gonna come back?

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I wanted a water.

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Uh, Mr. Jester is saying

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he has the magical red jewel

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and he's asking
if we have the money.

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Yerp.

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Pim, what did he say?

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Uh,

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I don't know, sorry.

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Pim, tell him
to bring out the jewel.

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Uh...

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DID YOU JUST LOOK INTO MY EYE?

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Yes.

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That was bad.

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Alright that looks...
pretty good.

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I-I can't tell the difference.

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That looks nothing
like the other thing,

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the Boss will
never believe this.

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C'mon, don't be so negative.

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Alright Glep,
this is very important.

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The Boss used to
breastfeed his son every day,

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so all you gotta do is that
for the rest of your life-

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Great idea, Charlie.

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At least I'm trying to
think of stuff man!

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Well, maybe if
you weren't talking

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my damn ear off,
we would have noticed

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something was wrong
with him in the first place.

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Whoa, whoa! This is
not my fault, dude!

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You were that was on the phone
the whole time

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and you were not paying
attention at any point.

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Fuck you!
I was checking work emails,

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you yellow son of a bitch.

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You killed the baby, Allan.

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He's not a baby!

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He's 18, and YOU killed him!

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No, YOU killed him!

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You killed him!

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- You killed the baby!
- You killed the baby!

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No,
you killed the baby!

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You killed the baby, Allan!

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For the crime of looking
in my eye,

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I sentence you to...

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DEATH!

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AAAGHHHHHHH!

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Mr Boss. If we're gonna die,

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I just wanna say
I'm so sorry

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for looking at the eye,

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I couldn't help it!

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Pim,

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Calm down.

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I have a solution.

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Go on, take it, Pim.

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What is it?

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Cyanide.

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It's our only way out.

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Take the GOD DAMN pill, Pim!

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For the crime of looking
in my eye, I—

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Wait! Before you kill us,
can we at least speak

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to the leader of this
wonderful country?

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Okay. I tried.

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Eek!

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Wait...

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what did you just say?

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A Spamish prayer!

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But that's impossible.

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That's MY prayer I invented...

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and I've only ever
taught that to...

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Wait...

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Pim?

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Wait.

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You're my old pen pal?

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Pim!

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00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,929
Oh, I never thought
I'd see you in the flesh!

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Oh! Me neither!

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I can't believe it's you, Oscar!

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Your letters got me through
the hardest years of my life!

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When I hated my eye the MOST!

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Oh Oscar, there's nothing wrong
with your eye!

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Don't be so hard on yourself.

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Coming from someone
with strange eyes too,

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you should learn
to LOVE yourself!

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You're right.

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You do have a funny eye.

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Hah, hah, hah.

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Hah, hah, hah.

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For making me feel better
about my eye,

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you and your friend

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can have my magical
red jewel as a gift!

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Wow...

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Thank you.

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It's even more beautiful
in person.

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That's the jewel we risked
our lives for?

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Yep. It was totally worth it.

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I learnt today that
all cultures are equal

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and there's no such thing
as a bad culture.

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Thank you for showing me

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the silliness of my ways, Pim.

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I FORMALLY DECLARE an end
to the eye rule.

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And ALL RULES FOR THAT MATTER!

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NO MORE RULES!

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We should probably go, Mr Boss.

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Yeah okay no,
let's get out of here.

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Goodbye! Goodbye!

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No more rules in Spamtopia!

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La, la, laaa!

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Go! Go, go, go.

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Drive. Go faster.

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- DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!
- I am!

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I'm going as fast as I can!

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Woo!

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What a crazyyy day, huh Pim?

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Yeah, that was a fun
Boss and Pim adventure, huh!

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Haha, oooo!

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Ooo, aaaa, haha!

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Oh hey guys,

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where's my beautiful boy, Jason?

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Uh, Mr. Boss.

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Uh,

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I-I don't know how to
tell you this, but...

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after you left,

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your son-um...

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00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,876
I can't do it.
I-I can't do it.

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00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,085
I'm gonna puke.
I can't do it.

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00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,378
He died, Mr. Boss.

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00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,129
What?

248
00:09:08,973 --> 00:09:10,884
Oh my God, no!

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00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,844
No, no, no...

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00:09:13,776 --> 00:09:14,846
Oh, wait.

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Haha, I told you this magical
red jewel was worth it!

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00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,564
Wow yeah, I guess it was!

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00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,899
Oh my god, thank god.

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00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,734
- That was scary.
- Yeah we didn't kill the baby.

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00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,361
- We didn't kill the baby.
- We didn't kill the baby.

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Haha wowww.

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Bea-ti-ful wowww!

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That's amazing haha!

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Wee, hellooo Jason!

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By the way, Mr. Boss,
before I forget, um,

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I-I found these documents
in your desk

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called 'My Manifesto'
and I'm just,

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I read a little bit
and I'm just wondering

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what, why would you—
What is that?

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Why would you
write something that?

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Sorry I can't hear you
over the dust.

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The dust is making it
hard for me to hear you.

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Your manifesto!

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I wanted to talk to you
about your manifest—

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No really,
I'm not kidding.

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Jason's really releasing
too much dust.

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My eyes are starting to burn!

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I can't see, I can't see—
Don't, don't breath it in!

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Don't fucking breath it in!

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Don't fucking breath it in!

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Look, man. I really think

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I could get the Boss
to rehire you.

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Yeah, fuck that noise man.

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I-I'm just gonna
keep making my music.

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Respect man, respect.