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Oh, hey, boys!

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- Hello.
- Hey. What's up, man?

3
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I just got a call from a crazy character
named Silly Samuel.

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I forgot exactly what his problem was
because he was so silly,

5
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but he's waiting for you guys
at 123 Wacky Way.

6
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That sounds fun! I love silly characters.

7
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Me too, Pim! Me too!

8
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Totally off-topic, Mr. Boss,
but I'm just curious,

9
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have you ever, like, messed up
doing that knife thing before?

10
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Nope, and I can go even quicker than this.

11
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- You really don't have to.
- No, yeah, it's fine, really.

12
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- We can go on the job now.
- I can go faster!

13
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I can go faster! I can go faster!
I can go faster! I can go faster!

14
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All right, this is it. 123 Wacky Way.

15
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Pim, there's no way this is right.

16
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I guess it's kind of wacky.

17
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Hey! Get off my property!

18
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Oh, sorry.

19
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You wouldn't happen to be
Silly Samuel, would you?

20
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Yeah, no shit.
Who else would I be? Who are you?

21
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Dude, we're the Smiling Friends.
You literally just called us.

22
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Oh, yeah, I forgot!

23
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Fuck! I gotta go make breakfast. Shit.

24
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That was funny.

25
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I'm not trying to be funny, dude, okay?

26
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This is the exact reason
I called you guys!

27
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No one takes me seriously!

28
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For some reason,

29
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everybody just laughs at me
for being myself.

30
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I've lost all my friends,
I can't keep a job,

31
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I'm eating silly sausages
off the hood of my shitbox Corolla.

32
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- Please help me!
- Oh, don't worry, Silly Samuel.

33
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By the end of the day,
we'll have you smiling again.

34
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I mean, dude,
if you want to be taken seriously,

35
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I feel like there's, like,
a really obvious solution here.

36
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What do you mean?

37
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The— Your look!
Your entire look. Your name.

38
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Your name is Silly Samuel.
You have a cuckoo clock for a hat.

39
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Like, have you ever thought
that maybe that's why

40
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people don't take you seriously?

41
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I never thought about that.

42
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Well, look, as funny as you are,
maybe that's the first place we can start.

43
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Sweet. Yeah, no...
I guess we could try that.

44
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We could take my car.

45
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I'm bored.

46
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- What is up, Allan?
- I'm cleaning.

47
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Yo, let's do something, man!
Let's go for a drive or something!

48
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- No, thank you. Why don't you ask Glep?
- Oh, he's taking a nap.

49
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Yeah, I tried to poke at him, wake him up.

50
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Little son of a bitch snapped up
and bit me on my hand.

51
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Caught me good too.

52
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Hello. I'm with the city
and I'm here for a random inspection.

53
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For what?

54
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It's a standard random inspection

55
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just to make sure
the building is all up to code.

56
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It'll only take a moment.

57
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Cool! Can you give me a sec?

58
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Allan, we are so fucked.

59
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Why?

60
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I built this office 30 years ago
without any permission from the city

61
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and used cheap laborers
from the Enchanted Forest to do it.

62
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This building is a fucking mess.
It violates every code in the books.

63
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You really thought it was legal
to build a giant yellow smiley face

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between two buildings?

65
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- I don't know.
- Do you realize?

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Do you realize something?

67
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If we fail this inspection,

68
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we could lose our office
and we'd have to move out of it?

69
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- No.
- Don't worry, Allan.

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Your favorite boss
has a little trick up his sleeve.

71
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Come on in!

72
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Thank you, darling.

73
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Don't worry, this is the best doctor
in the whole land.

74
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He'll be able to look at your situation
and see what to do.

75
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There's nothing we can do here, guys,
I gotta be honest with you.

76
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- What?
- Yeah, we ran a lot of tests

77
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and unfortunately there's just nothing
we can do to change your appearance.

78
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For example, see this right here?
You have what I would call a major artery.

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Starts right here around the crab claw.
Yeah, look right here.

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Goes all the way up
through your cheese body,

81
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straight up to the cuckoo clock
on top of your head. See that?

82
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So, if we tried to modify your body
in any way,

83
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you would die instantly.

84
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Great! Awesome!
Another win for Silly Samuel!

85
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Okay, could we at least,
like, put clothes on top,

86
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like, over his skin,
like, whatever that is?

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- Just, like, on top of it?
- No, absolutely not.

88
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He actually breathes
through the silly skin here,

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so any kind of clothing will kill him.

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Okay, well I guess
I'm all out of ideas then.

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I— You're just stuck looking silly, dude.
I'm sorry, man.

92
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Well, if we can't change the way you look,

93
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why don't you try to embrace
your silliness?

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Okay, let me think about it.

95
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Oh, "embrace my silly—"
No, how about go fuck— Fuck you, man!

96
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There's nothing silly about me!

97
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Oh my God. Dude, are you okay?

98
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What the fuck? No, I'm not okay.
Get the fuck out of my office.

99
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- Dude, I think that was an accident.
- Get out!

100
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- We'll go, we'll go.
- Security!

101
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- No, no!
- No need to call security!

102
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- Janet, call security!
- Okay, okay.

103
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- We're going. It's all right.
- We're leaving. We get it.

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All right, Silly Samuel.

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This group is called
the Three Weird Willies.

106
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They've made a whole career
out of being strange and silly.

107
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Maybe they can inspire you
to do something similar.

108
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Yeah, maybe I should try that.

109
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Three Weird Willies!

110
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We love you Weird Willies!

111
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Hi, I'm Weird Willy One.
I'm the alpha of the group.

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- And we are the Weird Willies!
- And we are the Weird Willies!

113
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Okay, we need a volunteer
from the audience

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to complete our trick.

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- Me!
- Me!

116
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How about you? You look weird.

117
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- Doesn't he look weird, kiddies?
- Yeah!

118
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You just dislocated my arm!

119
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- Hey, where do you think you're going?
- I said get off me!

120
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I'll just check the walls to make sure

121
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they're the proper wall material, yes.

122
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I don't know what that is.

123
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Oh, yeah, that...
that's Allan's red juice.

124
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Interesting.

125
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All right, time to execute my trick.

126
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Mr. Boss, what are you doing?

127
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- I'm saving my building, Allan!
- No, Mr. Boss...

128
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Great! I guess no one
will ever take me seriously. Ever.

129
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Awesome! Great! Awesome!

130
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Yo, dude, I really hate to ask this,

131
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I seriously do, but I'm starting to crash
kind of hard right now,

132
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just 'cause we've been walking around
and I haven't gotten food all day.

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If... if with full due respect to you,
sir,

134
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if you could just make me
literally one more silly sausage,

135
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I'd be so... I'd be—

136
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that would be enough
to get me 'til dinner.

137
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What? What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Oh, hey, calm down, dude.

139
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- Yeah, we're just trying to help.
- Help?

140
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I called you to make me smile,

141
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and I've never felt worse
in my entire fucking life!

142
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You both fucking suck at your job!

143
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Asking me about silly sausages
after you failed me?

144
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Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?

145
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You guys are just like everybody else.
You don't take me fucking seriously!

146
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What the hell?

147
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- This guy is freaking out.
- Fuck you! Fuck you all!

148
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I don't care if you people don't like me!

149
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I don't care. I— I—
You people have broken me!

150
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I don't care if you laugh at me!

151
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I'm going to speak my mind!

152
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This country is failing!

153
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- Stop, Mr. Boss!
- Let me go, Allan.

154
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Oh my God!

155
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What's this?

156
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Oh, that? That's just the nail

157
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that holds the entire building
to the ground.

158
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Very funny.

159
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No, I'm serious.

160
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Deus misereatur nostri.

161
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There are microplastics
in every man's balls

162
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and we consume pollution all day.

163
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Fuck you!

164
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Everything fucking sucks!
You fucking people suck!

165
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He's so silly! He's so silly!

166
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I'm not joking! I'm being serious!

167
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Hey, guys! Guys, look behind you!

168
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Everyone get out of the way. Run! Run!

169
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There's a giant yellow ball
coming towards us!

170
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He's so funny and silly!

171
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Please, seriously, run!
Get out of the way, please!

172
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Oh my God.

173
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There was a giant yellow ball
that was about to crush us.

174
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If he was right about that, then...

175
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was he right
about everything else he was saying?

176
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That means everything
he's ever said or will say is true!

177
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Yes! He's a prophet! He's a god!

178
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Yes, finally! I'm being taken seriously!

179
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He's our new god.
We shall dedicate a religion to him.

180
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- Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
- Silly Sam! Silly Sam!

181
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- Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
- Silly Sam! Silly Sam!

182
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- Yeah!
- Silly Sam! Silly Sam!

183
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So, how did I do?
I'm gonna lose the building, aren't I?

184
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- You aced it.
- Really?

185
00:10:02,378 --> 00:10:06,006
Yeah, you guys made me laugh.
That was awesome. Yes.

186
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,426
Wow, so my building is perfectly safe?

187
00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:12,471
Fuck no, it's the worst building
I've seen in my entire life

188
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and you failed miserably.

189
00:10:14,557 --> 00:10:17,643
But that skeleton in the wall was...
that was funny shit.

190
00:10:17,726 --> 00:10:20,145
I had a good time hanging out
with you guys.

191
00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:23,816
We should really do this again
and be best friends.

192
00:10:23,899 --> 00:10:26,360
Cool. So, that's it?

193
00:10:28,237 --> 00:10:29,238
Hello?

194
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,075
Oh my gosh.

195
00:10:33,158 --> 00:10:35,703
Yo, guys, it's me, Charlie.
Hey, did that guy just turn into sand?

196
00:10:35,786 --> 00:10:38,289
- Yeah, what was that?
- I'm not sure.

197
00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:53,220
All right boys, let's get this puppy
back into place. On three. Ready?

198
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,556
- All right, let's go.
- One, two, three.

199
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Go, go! Push, push, push, push!

200
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- No, no, no, no, no!
- No. Oh, no.

201
00:11:02,688 --> 00:11:04,940
Oh, fuck it. Let's just go
get some ribs or something.

202
00:11:05,024 --> 00:11:06,692
- Yeah, good idea.
- Yeah, I'll do some ribs.

203
00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:08,694
Goblin Caught on Tape.

