Oh, hello.
Mr. President, sir,
we did everything you said and we're happy to report
that the final pockets of resistance were successfully terminated.
Every country at the United Nations has officially surrendered
and declared you the supreme emperor of Earth.
Hello, what does that mean?
You won.
There's literally nothing left for you to do.
You completely and totally won.
Oh.
What's wrong, sir?
This sucks now. I quit. Fuck you.
Wait, since you ate your vice president, who should take your place?
What about that peanut?
- President Peanut! - President Peanut!
All hail the Peanut!
So what's got you down today, sir?
I can't see anything! I don't know why!
Help me, please! I'm freaking out!
Have you tried just moving your hands away from your eyes?
Oh my God! I can see!
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
- No problem, man. - Glad to help.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Man, that guy had a pure heart of gold, Pim.
I don't say it that often, but that guy had a pure,
pure heart of bullion gold, man.
Yeah, he was a lovely man. He really was.
Hey, by the way, do you want to get lunch?
Yeah, sure. There's a bar nearby that does really good meatloaf, man.
Th— The way they get the slime is just—
they get it perfect. Oh, it's so good.
What you looking at, baby?
All right, man. Nice job.
Wait, is that Mr. Frog?
Yeah, man. It looks like he's just enjoying himself now
after walking away from being the most powerful man on the planet.
Hmm. I don't know. He looks pretty sad to me.
Should we go see if he's all right?
Nah, dude, he'll be all right. He's Mr. Frog.
Hey, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you, bro.
I just wanted to tell you, like, I'm a huge fan, bro.
The TV stuff, the presidency, everything you ever did, man.
Like, you want to fuck my girlfriend?
Oh, I can't be bothered.
Hey, the offer still stands, amigo.
Look, that's us.
Room 302. Up to you, man.
Maybe you're right, Pim. I think something's wrong with Mr. Frog.
Hi, Mr. Frog.
I don't know if you remember us, but we helped you out a while back.
Oh, hello.
Mr. Frog, sir, if I could ask, like, what's wrong with you, man?
You used to be at the top of the world.
Oh, I don't know.
I feel empty for some reason.
Well, maybe it's because you've achieved everything possible in life,
and now it seems like there's nothing left to do.
But that's okay, because Charlie and I can help you.
- Did you want us to help you, or— - No, yeah, I do.
- I was just— - Okay.
Yeah, please, hello.
Cool. I have an idea for something we could do.
All right, Mr. Frog, listen up.
All we got to do to make you feel better is give you a new goal, okay?
A new challenge, a new thing to get into
and rise the ranks of and master and dominate!
- All right? - Okay.
That's the spirit! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah.
And in our left corner, we have ex-television star,
richest man in the world, and former emperor of Earth,
Mr. Frog!
In our other corner, we have the most violent,
mentally ill, psychopathic maniac on the planet,
The Insanely Crazy Lunatic!
What? No! Send in more fighters!
Release them!
Damn, dude. You literally didn't throw a single punch,
and you became the number one UFC champion
on your first and your only fight.
I mean, like, I get how you're depressed.
That's crazy. That's—
I mean, the medals are nice, though. I like how shiny—
They're, you know, just— They're kind of nice to look at.
I don't even want these.
Can I have them? Okay, that's fine.
Look, Mr. Frog, achieving goals is good for getting you out of bed in the morning,
but it's not the only thing that brings happiness.
There are other things, too.
What do you mean, hello?
Well, let me show you.
Oh my God, dude!
- Dude, Pim, are you okay, man? - Family?
Pim! Pim! Can you hear me?
I don't know who you are, but I think you've helped me.
- Thank you. - Pim, listen to me.
I need you to stay with me, dude. How many fingers am I holding up?
Can you see?
Oh. Hello, Son.
Hello, Dad.
I suppose you want to come in.
Yes, please.
You still take sugar?
No, thank you. I'm trying to watch my figure.
Haven't heard from you in a while.
Yeah, I— I've been busy.
You know, your mother passed away three months ago.
Cancer.
She asked about you.
Everyone does.
Saw you on that TV show eating that bug
or whatever it was.
Then we all saw you become president.
Everyone said to me, "Oh, how's your boy doing?"
"You must be so proud of him."
I would nod my head,
but I didn't have the heart to tell them I was embarrassed.
Embarrassed to see you on that TV screen,
making a fool of yourself,
making a fool of the Frog name.
Do you have any idea, any idea how hard it's been for me?
- I'm sorry. - Sorry?
Be sorry for your poor mother, whose last words were,
"Where is he? Where's my boy? Where's my boy?"
No, no!
You walked out on this family, and now you come back?
Now you have the nerve to show your face around here?
You're a disgrace!
Get out of my house!
I have no son.
Hello.
The silence is... nice.
Hello, Mr. Frog.
You did it.
You've achieved inner peace.
Hello. Who are you?
I am the Bug of Knowledge.
I have all the answers to all of life's questions.
But before I reveal them,
there is something I must ask you.
Okay.
My computer's been acting really slow lately,
and I'm just going around asking anybody who can help.
I mean, anybody who can help... with my computer,
because it's a real prob— I need— I need it for work.
Maybe it's a virus?
No, no, I called Geek Squad and they said it was—
They checked it out and they said it wasn't a virus,
so I know it's not that.
I know it's not that.
- But— - Is it— But—
- Oh, sorry, you go. - Sorry.
- You go. You go. - I don't know, I—
I really have no idea.
Yeah, me neither. I don't know. I honestly don't know.
I mean, when I say— when I say brow— like, slow browser,
does that scream software to you or a hardware problem?
Oh, I don't know.
No, that's cool, man. I fi— I mean, I figured.
I appreciate the help anyways.
I mean, I'll probably just need a whole new computer at this point.
Hello, what am I doing here?
Oh, yeah. You just need to eat me and all will be clear.
Okay.
Goodbye.
Dude, I'm just letting you know right now
he looks a little bit different, but don't— don't react.
Don't react. Please try not to react.
Oh, wow. Thanks for the heads up.
Yeah, I— I think— I think the swelling is still there,
so just— I mean, again, just be ready for it.
- Hey, guys. - Hey!
- Hey, man. - Pim! Hey, how you doing, buddy?
Is it bad?
- No, dude, it's fine, it's fine. - No, I didn't even notice.
Thanks, guys.
I'm the same old Pim on the inside.
Yo, you guys see Pim's new fucking head on Facebook? Oh!