1 00:00:15,138 --> 00:00:16,139 Oh, hello. 2 00:00:17,474 --> 00:00:19,059 Mr. President, sir, 3 00:00:19,142 --> 00:00:21,227 we did everything you said and we're happy to report 4 00:00:21,311 --> 00:00:24,272 that the final pockets of resistance were successfully terminated. 5 00:00:24,355 --> 00:00:26,816 Every country at the United Nations has officially surrendered 6 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:29,360 and declared you the supreme emperor of Earth. 7 00:00:29,444 --> 00:00:30,779 Hello, what does that mean? 8 00:00:31,196 --> 00:00:32,197 You won. 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,324 There's literally nothing left for you to do. 10 00:00:34,407 --> 00:00:36,451 You completely and totally won. 11 00:00:37,368 --> 00:00:38,369 Oh. 12 00:00:38,661 --> 00:00:39,746 What's wrong, sir? 13 00:00:41,164 --> 00:00:43,333 This sucks now. I quit. Fuck you. 14 00:00:45,418 --> 00:00:48,505 Wait, since you ate your vice president, who should take your place? 15 00:00:49,798 --> 00:00:51,216 What about that peanut? 16 00:00:53,551 --> 00:00:54,761 - President Peanut! - President Peanut! 17 00:00:54,844 --> 00:00:56,179 - President Peanut! - President Peanut! 18 00:00:56,262 --> 00:00:57,472 All hail the Peanut! 19 00:00:58,848 --> 00:01:00,308 So what's got you down today, sir? 20 00:01:00,391 --> 00:01:02,852 I can't see anything! I don't know why! 21 00:01:02,936 --> 00:01:05,021 Help me, please! I'm freaking out! 22 00:01:05,105 --> 00:01:07,899 Have you tried just moving your hands away from your eyes? 23 00:01:10,985 --> 00:01:13,154 Oh my God! I can see! 24 00:01:13,446 --> 00:01:14,531 Thank you. 25 00:01:14,614 --> 00:01:16,282 Thank you so much. 26 00:01:16,366 --> 00:01:17,534 - No problem, man. - Glad to help. 27 00:01:17,617 --> 00:01:18,743 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 28 00:01:23,081 --> 00:01:24,666 Man, that guy had a pure heart of gold, Pim. 29 00:01:24,749 --> 00:01:26,918 I don't say it that often, but that guy had a pure, 30 00:01:27,168 --> 00:01:29,379 pure heart of bullion gold, man. 31 00:01:29,462 --> 00:01:31,131 Yeah, he was a lovely man. He really was. 32 00:01:31,214 --> 00:01:32,757 Hey, by the way, do you want to get lunch? 33 00:01:32,841 --> 00:01:35,510 Yeah, sure. There's a bar nearby that does really good meatloaf, man. 34 00:01:35,593 --> 00:01:37,095 Th— The way they get the slime is just— 35 00:01:37,178 --> 00:01:38,721 they get it perfect. Oh, it's so good. 36 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:41,975 What you looking at, baby? 37 00:01:53,236 --> 00:01:55,530 All right, man. Nice job. 38 00:01:55,613 --> 00:01:57,282 Wait, is that Mr. Frog? 39 00:01:57,365 --> 00:01:59,492 Yeah, man. It looks like he's just enjoying himself now 40 00:01:59,576 --> 00:02:02,370 after walking away from being the most powerful man on the planet. 41 00:02:02,745 --> 00:02:04,998 Hmm. I don't know. He looks pretty sad to me. 42 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:06,583 Should we go see if he's all right? 43 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:08,418 Nah, dude, he'll be all right. He's Mr. Frog. 44 00:02:09,169 --> 00:02:11,129 Hey, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you, bro. 45 00:02:11,212 --> 00:02:13,423 I just wanted to tell you, like, I'm a huge fan, bro. 46 00:02:13,506 --> 00:02:16,759 The TV stuff, the presidency, everything you ever did, man. 47 00:02:16,843 --> 00:02:19,179 Like, you want to fuck my girlfriend? 48 00:02:21,598 --> 00:02:23,558 Oh, I can't be bothered. 49 00:02:23,641 --> 00:02:25,810 Hey, the offer still stands, amigo. 50 00:02:25,894 --> 00:02:27,437 Look, that's us. 51 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,480 Room 302. Up to you, man. 52 00:02:29,564 --> 00:02:32,192 Maybe you're right, Pim. I think something's wrong with Mr. Frog. 53 00:02:32,275 --> 00:02:33,693 Hi, Mr. Frog. 54 00:02:33,776 --> 00:02:36,613 I don't know if you remember us, but we helped you out a while back. 55 00:02:36,905 --> 00:02:38,198 Oh, hello. 56 00:02:38,281 --> 00:02:41,034 Mr. Frog, sir, if I could ask, like, what's wrong with you, man? 57 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,911 You used to be at the top of the world. 58 00:02:42,994 --> 00:02:44,704 Oh, I don't know. 59 00:02:45,163 --> 00:02:47,207 I feel empty for some reason. 60 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:50,293 Well, maybe it's because you've achieved everything possible in life, 61 00:02:50,376 --> 00:02:52,503 and now it seems like there's nothing left to do. 62 00:02:52,587 --> 00:02:54,672 But that's okay, because Charlie and I can help you. 63 00:02:59,844 --> 00:03:01,763 - Did you want us to help you, or— - No, yeah, I do. 64 00:03:01,846 --> 00:03:02,847 - I was just— - Okay. 65 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:03,932 Yeah, please, hello. 66 00:03:04,015 --> 00:03:05,892 Cool. I have an idea for something we could do. 67 00:03:11,898 --> 00:03:13,233 All right, Mr. Frog, listen up. 68 00:03:13,316 --> 00:03:16,152 All we got to do to make you feel better is give you a new goal, okay? 69 00:03:16,236 --> 00:03:17,904 A new challenge, a new thing to get into 70 00:03:17,987 --> 00:03:20,698 and rise the ranks of and master and dominate! 71 00:03:20,782 --> 00:03:22,784 - All right? - Okay. 72 00:03:22,867 --> 00:03:26,079 That's the spirit! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah. 73 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:29,540 And in our left corner, we have ex-television star, 74 00:03:29,624 --> 00:03:33,294 richest man in the world, and former emperor of Earth, 75 00:03:33,378 --> 00:03:35,088 Mr. Frog! 76 00:03:36,798 --> 00:03:40,218 In our other corner, we have the most violent, 77 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:44,430 mentally ill, psychopathic maniac on the planet, 78 00:03:44,514 --> 00:03:48,393 The Insanely Crazy Lunatic! 79 00:03:56,442 --> 00:03:58,569 What? No! Send in more fighters! 80 00:03:58,653 --> 00:04:00,738 Release them! 81 00:04:09,664 --> 00:04:11,624 Damn, dude. You literally didn't throw a single punch, 82 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:13,584 and you became the number one UFC champion 83 00:04:13,668 --> 00:04:15,378 on your first and your only fight. 84 00:04:15,837 --> 00:04:17,755 I mean, like, I get how you're depressed. 85 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,007 That's crazy. That's— 86 00:04:19,841 --> 00:04:21,968 I mean, the medals are nice, though. I like how shiny— 87 00:04:22,051 --> 00:04:24,012 They're, you know, just— They're kind of nice to look at. 88 00:04:24,095 --> 00:04:25,888 I don't even want these. 89 00:04:25,972 --> 00:04:27,682 Can I have them? Okay, that's fine. 90 00:04:27,765 --> 00:04:30,935 Look, Mr. Frog, achieving goals is good for getting you out of bed in the morning, 91 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:32,770 but it's not the only thing that brings happiness. 92 00:04:32,854 --> 00:04:33,896 There are other things, too. 93 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,315 What do you mean, hello? 94 00:04:35,398 --> 00:04:36,858 Well, let me show you. 95 00:05:00,298 --> 00:05:01,924 Oh my God, dude! 96 00:05:02,091 --> 00:05:03,426 - Dude, Pim, are you okay, man? - Family? 97 00:05:03,509 --> 00:05:04,677 Pim! Pim! Can you hear me? 98 00:05:04,761 --> 00:05:08,056 I don't know who you are, but I think you've helped me. 99 00:05:08,681 --> 00:05:10,475 - Thank you. - Pim, listen to me. 100 00:05:10,558 --> 00:05:13,227 I need you to stay with me, dude. How many fingers am I holding up? 101 00:05:13,311 --> 00:05:14,354 Can you see? 102 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:44,175 Oh. Hello, Son. 103 00:05:45,134 --> 00:05:46,135 Hello, Dad. 104 00:05:49,597 --> 00:05:50,890 I suppose you want to come in. 105 00:05:51,849 --> 00:05:52,892 Yes, please. 106 00:06:09,158 --> 00:06:10,368 You still take sugar? 107 00:06:10,868 --> 00:06:13,287 No, thank you. I'm trying to watch my figure. 108 00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:18,084 Haven't heard from you in a while. 109 00:06:18,918 --> 00:06:20,378 Yeah, I— I've been busy. 110 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,800 You know, your mother passed away three months ago. 111 00:06:28,136 --> 00:06:29,137 Cancer. 112 00:06:37,103 --> 00:06:38,146 She asked about you. 113 00:06:39,439 --> 00:06:40,440 Everyone does. 114 00:06:41,399 --> 00:06:44,902 Saw you on that TV show eating that bug 115 00:06:45,528 --> 00:06:46,612 or whatever it was. 116 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:49,824 Then we all saw you become president. 117 00:06:50,825 --> 00:06:55,204 Everyone said to me, "Oh, how's your boy doing?" 118 00:06:55,913 --> 00:06:57,665 "You must be so proud of him." 119 00:06:58,791 --> 00:07:00,084 I would nod my head, 120 00:07:01,127 --> 00:07:03,629 but I didn't have the heart to tell them I was embarrassed. 121 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:06,799 Embarrassed to see you on that TV screen, 122 00:07:06,883 --> 00:07:08,634 making a fool of yourself, 123 00:07:08,718 --> 00:07:11,512 making a fool of the Frog name. 124 00:07:12,263 --> 00:07:17,393 Do you have any idea, any idea how hard it's been for me? 125 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:21,397 - I'm sorry. - Sorry? 126 00:07:21,731 --> 00:07:25,234 Be sorry for your poor mother, whose last words were, 127 00:07:25,318 --> 00:07:28,779 "Where is he? Where's my boy? Where's my boy?" 128 00:07:28,863 --> 00:07:30,281 No, no! 129 00:07:30,781 --> 00:07:33,993 You walked out on this family, and now you come back? 130 00:07:34,076 --> 00:07:38,498 Now you have the nerve to show your face around here? 131 00:07:38,998 --> 00:07:40,374 You're a disgrace! 132 00:07:44,045 --> 00:07:45,379 Get out of my house! 133 00:07:51,093 --> 00:07:52,428 I have no son. 134 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:24,210 Hello. 135 00:08:25,127 --> 00:08:27,797 The silence is... nice. 136 00:08:38,808 --> 00:08:40,560 Hello, Mr. Frog. 137 00:08:40,643 --> 00:08:42,061 You did it. 138 00:08:42,144 --> 00:08:44,188 You've achieved inner peace. 139 00:08:44,981 --> 00:08:46,816 Hello. Who are you? 140 00:08:47,441 --> 00:08:49,360 I am the Bug of Knowledge. 141 00:08:49,819 --> 00:08:52,697 I have all the answers to all of life's questions. 142 00:08:53,322 --> 00:08:54,782 But before I reveal them, 143 00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:56,659 there is something I must ask you. 144 00:08:59,579 --> 00:09:00,580 Okay. 145 00:09:01,539 --> 00:09:03,457 My computer's been acting really slow lately, 146 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:05,585 and I'm just going around asking anybody who can help. 147 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:07,920 I mean, anybody who can help... with my computer, 148 00:09:08,004 --> 00:09:10,006 because it's a real prob— I need— I need it for work. 149 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:12,049 Maybe it's a virus? 150 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:14,176 No, no, I called Geek Squad and they said it was— 151 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:16,220 They checked it out and they said it wasn't a virus, 152 00:09:16,304 --> 00:09:17,847 so I know it's not that. 153 00:09:18,306 --> 00:09:19,390 I know it's not that. 154 00:09:19,473 --> 00:09:21,058 - But— - Is it— But— 155 00:09:21,142 --> 00:09:22,268 - Oh, sorry, you go. - Sorry. 156 00:09:22,351 --> 00:09:24,395 - You go. You go. - I don't know, I— 157 00:09:24,478 --> 00:09:25,771 I really have no idea. 158 00:09:25,855 --> 00:09:28,441 Yeah, me neither. I don't know. I honestly don't know. 159 00:09:29,483 --> 00:09:33,029 I mean, when I say— when I say brow— like, slow browser, 160 00:09:33,112 --> 00:09:36,407 does that scream software to you or a hardware problem? 161 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,534 Oh, I don't know. 162 00:09:38,618 --> 00:09:40,536 No, that's cool, man. I fi— I mean, I figured. 163 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,330 I appreciate the help anyways. 164 00:09:43,497 --> 00:09:45,708 I mean, I'll probably just need a whole new computer at this point. 165 00:09:45,791 --> 00:09:47,293 Hello, what am I doing here? 166 00:09:47,376 --> 00:09:50,963 Oh, yeah. You just need to eat me and all will be clear. 167 00:09:51,047 --> 00:09:52,131 Okay. 168 00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:21,952 Goodbye. 169 00:10:33,047 --> 00:10:34,799 Dude, I'm just letting you know right now 170 00:10:34,882 --> 00:10:36,967 he looks a little bit different, but don't— don't react. 171 00:10:37,051 --> 00:10:38,594 Don't react. Please try not to react. 172 00:10:38,678 --> 00:10:40,805 Oh, wow. Thanks for the heads up. 173 00:10:40,888 --> 00:10:43,391 Yeah, I— I think— I think the swelling is still there, 174 00:10:43,474 --> 00:10:46,185 so just— I mean, again, just be ready for it. 175 00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:49,730 - Hey, guys. - Hey! 176 00:10:49,814 --> 00:10:51,649 - Hey, man. - Pim! Hey, how you doing, buddy? 177 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,401 Is it bad? 178 00:10:53,484 --> 00:10:55,820 - No, dude, it's fine, it's fine. - No, I didn't even notice. 179 00:10:55,903 --> 00:10:56,904 Thanks, guys. 180 00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:59,365 I'm the same old Pim on the inside. 181 00:10:59,865 --> 00:11:04,453 Yo, you guys see Pim's new fucking head on Facebook? Oh!