1 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,221 Mr. Ventura, how do you justify your insanity 2 00:00:13,304 --> 00:00:14,764 and being wrong about everything? 3 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:18,351 Excuse me, I saw the tape of President Shrimp being shot. 4 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:22,105 Okay, I'm an expert marksman, and I couldn't have made the shot. 5 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,231 He's right, Pim. 6 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,191 I mean, like, if you really think about it, he's right. 7 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,152 Can we change it back to the funny cat compilation 8 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,278 we had on, Charlie? 9 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,904 Wait, dude, just tell me, explain to me, 10 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:32,282 how did the magic bullet go through President Shrimp's head, 11 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,951 into the governor in front of him, then into the driver to the left of them, 12 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,411 then behind him into his wife, 13 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,538 and then back into President Shrimp's head? 14 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:39,831 Explain that to me, man. 15 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,082 I don't... I don't know. 16 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,084 I don't like to think about that stuff, Charlie, 17 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,586 - to be honest. - Dude, I'm just asking— 18 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,509 Glep, what happened in here? There was a big noise. 19 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,096 What's that? 20 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:57,849 The floor collapsed? 21 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,728 Pim and Charlie fell down into it? 22 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:05,440 Oh, my God! Somebody call the police! 23 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:17,994 Charlie? 24 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,370 Charlie, wake up. 25 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:21,873 Are we dead? 26 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,208 Am I in hell again? 27 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:26,711 Oh, my gosh. 28 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,005 Are those photos of... us? 29 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:30,715 Is that really what I look like? 30 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,383 Man, I need to lose weight fucking immediately. 31 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,302 That is really, really bad, dude. 32 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,348 Who are you? 33 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,017 Me? Oh, me? 34 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,520 I am Mole Man. 35 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:44,771 And can I just say, 36 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:48,108 I'm so honored to finally have the Pim and Charlie 37 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,902 in my cool fucking mole hole. Do you like it? 38 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:53,154 - Yeah. It's, like, a standard mole hole. - Yeah. 39 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,781 Wait, also, how do you know our names? 40 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:58,576 Oh, I know everything about you two. 41 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,745 You see... 42 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:04,332 in the beginning I lived a simple and peaceful life in my mole hole 43 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:09,546 until that building of yours was erected right above my head and ruined everything. 44 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,590 At first, listening to you two babble on and on and on 45 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,217 nearly drove me to madness. 46 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,469 But then something strange began to happen. 47 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,763 I started getting used to your talking and silly shenanigans, 48 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,015 and then I even started to grow accustomed to it. 49 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,309 What once was a passionate hatred became a craving. 50 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,145 In your absence, I felt incomplete, 51 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,814 so I began tunneling around with my mole abilities, 52 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,942 following you wherever you went, admiring you from afar. 53 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,863 Yes, I've been there the entire time, Pim and Charlie. 54 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:39,117 All of your jokes, all of your banter, all of your filthy little secrets. 55 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,077 I was there for it all. 56 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:45,540 And now you're finally here, and I can have you all to my mole self. 57 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,168 Well, that's a lovely story, Mr. Mole Man, 58 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,712 but you didn't have to capture us and tie us up. 59 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,255 You could have just come and talked to us. 60 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,507 Oh, that's nice of you to say, Pim. 61 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,634 But unfortunately, I cannot go to the surface 62 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,970 because everyone will see my disgusting penis. 63 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,222 I mean, just don't show it. 64 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,434 A classic Charlie line. 65 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,519 I knew you'd say a funny, quippy line like that. 66 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,396 How cute, how quaint, how interesting, how cool, 67 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:09,814 how queer, how funny, how silly, how— 68 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,149 Dude, what do you want with us? 69 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,359 I just want you to be yourselves. 70 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,698 Behold! 71 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,743 You didn't just see my penis, did you? 72 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,661 No, I was looking at the thing you just revealed. 73 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:24,913 - I didn't even see it. - Yeah. Same. 74 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,164 I was just looking at the building. 75 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,791 Are you sure you didn't see my penis 76 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,460 when I went, whoop, like that? No? 77 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,212 Whoop! Like that? No, huh? You didn't see it then? 78 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,838 Whoop! Watch out. There it is. 79 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,344 So? Any luck? 80 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:42,931 Yeah, look, unfortunately, that sinkhole completely closed up. 81 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:46,184 Even if we did retrieve their bodies, they would look like ground beef. 82 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,228 Which, I mean, may sound delicious, 83 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,188 but would be very scary for you to see. 84 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,148 Yeah, no, that does sound delicious, 85 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,025 but, yeah, I get... I get what you mean. 86 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,485 All right, have a nice day. 87 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,323 I can't believe it. They're really gone. 88 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,824 My boys! 89 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,370 Smiling Friends is over! 90 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,790 You've still got Glep and I, Mr. Boss. 91 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,419 Wait, Allan. 92 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:16,172 What if you and Glep were the new Smiling Friends? 93 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,009 - Okay. - The Smiling Friends are back! 94 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,682 I thought I already was a Smiling Friend. 95 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,064 All right, go. 96 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,399 What do you mean? 97 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,401 Just, you know, do funny stuff. 98 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:39,028 Do your classic realistic dialogue with each other. 99 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,739 Hi, Pim. 100 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,700 How are you do— How are you doing? 101 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,368 I'm good, Charlie. 102 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,620 How are you doing? 103 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,414 Fucking stupid thing. 104 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:55,420 Yo, yo. What's up, my fellow coworkers? 105 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:56,879 Hey, yo, guys, I've got a good one. 106 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,340 What would you do if a fucking gnome 107 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,467 just ran in here all of a sudden and started going... 108 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,970 What would you do? What would you say? 109 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:06,264 Would you just want to smash it with a hammer or what? 110 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:10,226 That was really fun, Mole Man. You're great at this. 111 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,353 I think we can call it a day now and go back— 112 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,479 Oh, you guys. 113 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,981 I hear someone coming. 114 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,861 You boys have a job... 115 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,408 Did you hear that, guys? We've got a job to go on. 116 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,618 The three Smiling Friends have a job. 117 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,203 A job. A job to go on. 118 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,538 Let's go on a job! 119 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,877 All right, Glep. This is very important. 120 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,462 We can't screw this up. 121 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,549 Hello, we're the Smooling Fronds. 122 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:43,593 - Fuck! - Oh, wonderful! 123 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:44,677 Please, come in. 124 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,013 I've been so depressed 125 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:50,308 ever since my husband ran out on me and my beautiful triplets. 126 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:53,436 I just need someone to look after them while I go to work. 127 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,980 - Yeah, sure, we can do that. - Great! 128 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,233 There's a lasagna in the freezer and instructions in the fridge. Goodbye! 129 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,403 So... 130 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,197 do you want the lasagna now? 131 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:06,741 My foot! 132 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:10,703 Glep! 133 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,297 All right, here we are. 134 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,217 We're gonna make someone smile. Yay. 135 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,262 Who... Who are we supposed to be helping? 136 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:33,267 Oh, you came just in time. I need you to help me smile 137 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,062 because I'm afraid people will see my disgusting penis. 138 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,439 Oh, sorry to hear that, Mr. Mole Man. 139 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,025 I personally think your penis is very nice and not disgusting at all. 140 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,986 Really? Oh, wow. Thank you, kind stranger. 141 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,988 Wow, that's very nice of you to say. 142 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,617 What do you think, Pim and Charlie? What do you think of his penis? 143 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,497 I mean, yeah, I think it's... 144 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,874 - Yep. - Oh, thank you. 145 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,084 And what about you, sir? 146 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,212 Yeah, what do you think about his penis, Charlie? 147 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:03,297 I... 148 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,092 No. No, I'm not commenting on that. 149 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:10,638 My heroes don't like my penis? 150 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,808 They hate my penis? 151 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:14,934 No. 152 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:27,280 Glep? 153 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,034 Hey! Turn that off! 154 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,461 Charlie, I'm really scared. How are we gonna get out of here? 155 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,254 It's all right, Pim. Let's just think. 156 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,131 What would WWE star 157 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:47,758 and former governor of Minnesota, Jesse Ventura, do? 158 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:53,306 Charlie, you're being psychologically manipulated. 159 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,975 The answer's been in front of you the whole time. 160 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,685 Just like 9/11. 161 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,104 Oh, wait. 162 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:02,899 Pim, these are flimsy tree roots. 163 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,734 We could've just broken out of these the whole time. 164 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,902 Oh, yeah, you're right. 165 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,452 Oh no! Which way do we go? 166 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,370 That way! 167 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,763 What the hell? Vivianne! Get in here! 168 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,933 Little colorful characters are running around in the vents! 169 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,143 I'm sure there are. 170 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,646 All right, just go to sleep. 171 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:56,494 How dare you run away from me, you ungrateful little twats? 172 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:00,915 Wait, that sounded like Allan. 173 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,213 Allan, Glep, what are you guys doing here? 174 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,757 Pim? Charlie? You're alive? 175 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,388 I've got you now! 176 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,765 Oh. Allan and Glep. 177 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,559 You're not even technically Smiling Friends, 178 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:20,726 but I'll kill you anyway. 179 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,894 Fuck you. 180 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:27,191 I'm home! 181 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:31,696 Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to show you that. 182 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:33,614 So sorry, I know it's disgusting. I'm sorry. 183 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,199 No, I... 184 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,201 I love it. 185 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,830 - Really? - Yeah, I really do. 186 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,915 My name's Maurine, by the way. 187 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,042 Oh, that's awesome. 188 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,544 I'm Mole Man, 189 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,880 and you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. 190 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:54,635 Hey, maybe this is crazy, but... 191 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:58,598 do you want to marry me and be the father of my triplets? 192 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,433 Yes, I do! 193 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,184 Oh, hooray! 194 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,478 Children, come in here! 195 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,731 Meet your new Mole-daddy! 196 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,903 I spent my whole life obsessing over Pim and Charlie, 197 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,156 but this is my new obsession now. 198 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:16,949 Fuck Pim and Charlie! 199 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,743 I have a family now. 200 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,915 You know, I just gotta say, we avoided seeing it the whole time, 201 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,585 Pim, and I just saw it right there, and it was not as bad as I thought— 202 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,337 It looked pretty good from what I thought it'd be. 203 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,504 The penis? Yeah, I saw it too. 204 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,089 Yeah, it looked good. Looked like a good penis. 205 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,716 'Cause he hyped it up and said it would be horrible, 206 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,760 - and said it would be ugly. - I thought it looked delicious. 207 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,428 What's that? 208 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,347 I thought the penis looked delicious. 209 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,992 Mr. Boss, Pim and Charlie didn't die. 210 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,827 They were alive the whole time.