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You smell that, boys?

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That's the smell
of a well-earned vacation.

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I think that smell is animal feces.

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Actually, that's Boss feces.

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I can't wait to reconnect with nature!

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Is this like the Brazil thing
where it's gonna be

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like a big fake-out,

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or is this an actual
real vacation this time?

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- Yeah, I think this feels more real.
- No, no, this one's for real.

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This feels real.

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All right, make yourselves at home.

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If you guys get hungry,
there's all the slop you can eat.

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I got a sweet hot tub
in the back you can chill out in.

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And I got Super Monkey Ball
for the GameCube.

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I love Super Monkey Ball.

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Dude, you like Super Monkey Ball?

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Pim. Bro, I knew I liked you, dude.

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- Come here. Bring it in.
- Oh, tha—

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- Bring it in, brother.
- Thanks, Mr. Boss. That's nice.

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What's the Wi-Fi password, Mr. Boss?

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Oh, yeah...

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It's I, underscore, hate,
underscore, Allan, 58,

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and that's— it's all lowercase.

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- Hey, what's this, Mr. Boss?
- Oh, that?

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Well, that's a painting
of the mysterious Brown Blur.

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It's a cryptid that allegedly roams
these very woods.

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Legend has it, the man
who painted it went insane

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and died immediately.

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I bet a real photograph of the Brown Blur
would be worth a lot of money.

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If someone could get it.

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Wait, really? Like a— Like a lot?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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All right, I'm going to go
for a hike up the mountain.

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- Does anyone want to come?
- Yeah, I'll go.

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Cool, let's go.

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By the way, did "I hate allan" work?

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Yeah, it worked.

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Good. Good.

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I didn't think you'd want
to come on a hike with me, Charlie.

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Dude, I don't really care about hiking.
I just came along to get a picture

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of that creature the boss
was just talking about

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so I could make oodles
and oodles of money from it.

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Do you think you could actually
get a photo?

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Absolutely. Pim, dude,
if I didn't work with you

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at Smiling Friends,
I would totally be like an elite spy

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working at like, you know,
the FBI or the CIA or something.

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And I, you know,
I try to hide that side of me

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'cause I know I'm so good at it.

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But, yeah, there's definitely like a beast
within me that I... that I keep from you

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'cause I don't want
to freak you out and stuff.

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Oh, okay.

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Wait. Quiet, Pim.

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Yo, what's up? It's me, Moth Man.

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Legendary cryptid.

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We're actually looking for
a different cryptid

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called the Brown Blur.

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Do you know who that is,
where that might be?

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Nope, never heard of it. But if you want,
you can get a photo with me.

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No thanks, man.
We're all good, man. We're all good.

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Suit yourself, stupid. Moth Man away.

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I'm gonna take a bridge down.

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I don't know if I really like Moth Man.

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He seems a bit off.

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Yeah, dude, Moth Man sucks.
He really is the worst cryptid.

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He doesn't really look
like a moth, does he?

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No, I was gonna say he looked
more like a man-moth.

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Goddamnit, I need to sit for a second.

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I just need to sit for one second.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.

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We should probably turn back soon, too.

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What's with all this rubbish around here?

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- This is awful.
- I don't know.

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Charlie, what are you doing?

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There's already trash
everywhere anyway, dude.

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Who cares?

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That doesn't mean we have
to make it worse.

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Oh, thank you.

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I could barely breathe.

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What? Who said that?

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Down here.

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Who threw that awful trash on me just now?

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I think it was...

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Some Moth Mam

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- ran in and did that. Ran off.
- Yeah, it was Moth Man.

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- Did that after that.
- Yeah, Moth— Ran away.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, thank you for helping me.

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No problem.

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I'm Pim and this is
my hiking partner, Charlie!

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Pleased to meet you, Pim and Charlie.

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I'm Mother Nature.

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Mother Nature?

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Wait, as in like the Mother Nature?

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The very same.

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Are you okay?

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No, I'm not.

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All these people littering
has made me weak and sick.

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Is there anything we can do to help you?

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Actually, we're busy, so sorry,

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- we can't really stop the—
- Well, since you asked,

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there is something you can do.

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"To help me it's a simple task
There's just one thing"

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"That I would ask
Roll up your sleeves"

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"And do your part
Look into your delicious heart"

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"And clean up"

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"Clean up
Clean up the filth"

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"Clean up, clean up
Clean up the filth"

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"Being sick is very bad"

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- "But if you clean"
- "You won't be sad"

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"Clean up this nasty, nasty filth"

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No, no thanks.

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I don't have any gloves or anything.

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"Oh please, oh please
Oh please, oh please"

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"All this trash
Is making me sneeze, achoo"

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"We're sick and dying
So if you don't"

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"Us funny characters
We'll surely croak"

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Come on Charlie, let's clean up
for Mother Nature!

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All right, just— just for a bit.

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"Clean up, clean up
Clean up the filth"

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"Clean up, clean up
Clean up the filth"

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Which one of you boys wants a hot dog?

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Glep wants his nommies.

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Yo, Allan!

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How do you like your wiener, dawg?

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I don't want no hot dog.

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I've got other things to worry about.

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I need to draft a long email
for our insurance.

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Allan, like, relax, man.

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We're on vacation, brother.
It's time to chill out.

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That's easy for you to say.

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I have a lot of responsibilit-eyes.

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Allan, I may be "the boss,"

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but I'm also an employee of life.

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And I've learned that sometimes
you gotta let your hair down

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and smell the hot dogs.

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That's nice, but I still
do not want the hotdog.

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The last time

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I try to make a fucking
hotdog for you, man!

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Do you think I was
in the wrong there, Glep?

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Yeah.

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Wow, I feel much better now!

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- Thank you!
- Of course!

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And thank you for the lovely song.

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No, thank you, Pim!

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Have a wonderful blueberry, Pim!

147
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Oh wow, what a marvelous blueberry.

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All right, nice knowing you.
Let's go, Pim.

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Goodbye!

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- "Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!"
- Goodbye!

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Oh, that was so cool.

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I can't believe we met Mother Nature.

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And all the other characters.

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Pim, don't ever do that again.

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Hey, hey, hey, sorry, sorry.

156
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I'm so glad you guys didn't leave.
It's me again.

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Look. Do you guys have
like, WhatsApp, or Instagram,

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or Facebook or Twitter?

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Look, dude, I just gotta be
honest with you.

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I'm sorry, man.
We're not interested, dude, so—

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Oh my God!

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Got him!

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Hurray, hurray, hurray!

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Why did you do that?

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Because he littered on me before.

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Thank heavens you saw who it was,

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or else he might have
gotten away with his crime.

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Look, Mother Nature,
I'm against littering as much as you,

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but I don't think you should be
killing people over it.

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That's illegal.

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You're right.
Quick, put the body in my mouth.

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We must hide the evidence.

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"Clean up, clean up
Clean up the filth"

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Shplanko! I win!

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Hey, Mr. Boss.

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Sorry about the hot dog incident before.

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No, it's okay, Allan. I just...

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I want you to have a nice vacation.

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And I don't want you stressed
and working all the time.

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It's not good for you, man.

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Well, I guess I can try
to relax for a bit.

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What are you doing here?

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Playing Shplanko. Wanna join?

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Sure.

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My cookies are done!

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Yay!

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Cookies. How delectable.

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May I have a cookie, Mr. Boss?

189
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Allan, what are you doing
all the way over there?

190
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I can barely hear you.

191
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Cookie delivery for Allan.

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Where do I sign?

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Nowhere. It's free.

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Delicious.

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- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah.

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More emails.

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You know what?

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Fook this effing laptop.

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I'm on vacation!

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That was a work laptop, Allan,
but I am happy for you.

201
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Yes, I feel like myself again.

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I wonder if there's any more litterers
around these woods.

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"Clean up, clean up
Clean up the filth"

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Pim, we need to run now!

205
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We can't, Charlie.

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If we don't stop her,
she's gonna kill lots of people.

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Dude, why'd you have
to stop and talk to a hole

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in the first place, man?

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Well, this wouldn't have
happened if you didn't

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throw away that can on her, Charlie!

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- What?
- Oh, nothing.

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You were the ones who littered that can?

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- No, wait, stop!
- Mommy, Mommy, they lied!

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Moth Man didn't litter!

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It was that yellow thing!

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What? I killed Moth Man for no reason?

217
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You will pay!

218
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Charlie!

219
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,422
Oh, I hope the boss, Allan,
and Glep swoop in

220
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and save us at the last second!

221
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"Clean up, clean up
Clean up the filth"

222
00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,812
"Clean up, clean up
Clean up the filth"

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Oh my God, dude, Pim,
you saved my life, man.

224
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Of course, Charlie, you're my best friend,

225
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but I'm just a bit worried.

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Do you think that's going to have any
negative repercussions on the planet,

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killing Mother Nature like that?

228
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Yeah, I wouldn't even worry about it.

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Hey, by the way, I actually do feel

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- like playing Super Monkey Ball now.
- Super Monkey Ball?

231
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- Dude, I was—
- Yeah! Let's go play Super Monkey Ball.

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I've been thinking about it non-stop
since the boss brought it up, actually.

233
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,103
Dude, even when I was being lowered
into the freaking mouth,

234
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,730
I was thinking about
playing Super Monkey Ball.

235
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,233
- Morning.
- Good morning, Allan.

236
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,985
Hey, thanks for licking
those cookie crumbs

237
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off my stomach last night.

238
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That's all right.

239
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,156
Hey, thanks for teaching me how to relax.

240
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I feel totally refreshed.

241
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,577
No problem!

242
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,372
Well, there they are.
What the hell happened to you two?

243
00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,499
We met Mother Nature
and she tried to eat Charlie.

244
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And she killed Moth Man, too.

245
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,961
Yeah, and I didn't find the Brown Blur,

246
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:32,715
so, you know, maybe I wasn't as good
of a cryptid hunter as I thought I was.

247
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What cryptid?

248
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The painting of the cryptid
that you showed me,

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the Brown Blur thing.

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Oh! Oh, the painting.

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Dude, I was joking.

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That's a picture of the inside
of my asshole.

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It's from a colonoscopy.
I thought you knew that.

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Moth Man, my son, was the apple of my eye.

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I can't do it. Can't do it.

