1 00:00:06,167 --> 00:00:07,210 "Blart!" 2 00:00:07,293 --> 00:00:08,962 "What the devil are you doing" 3 00:00:09,045 --> 00:00:11,798 "on that confounded computer tablet device?" 4 00:00:11,923 --> 00:00:13,758 "Hawk tuah, man!" 5 00:00:13,842 --> 00:00:15,635 "Mmm, boy." 6 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:20,598 After 487 seasons, they've still got it. 7 00:00:21,141 --> 00:00:23,309 Glep and I are going to AnimeCon. 8 00:00:23,518 --> 00:00:24,686 Oh, that sounds fun. 9 00:00:24,769 --> 00:00:26,020 I am dressed up. 10 00:00:26,563 --> 00:00:27,856 Yeah, I... I can see. 11 00:00:28,481 --> 00:00:29,482 Nice. 12 00:00:29,774 --> 00:00:30,817 Thank you. 13 00:00:31,943 --> 00:00:34,070 - Goodbye. - Okay, see you guys. 14 00:00:35,613 --> 00:00:36,614 Hello? 15 00:00:36,698 --> 00:00:38,366 Hey, Pim. 16 00:00:38,449 --> 00:00:40,702 Hey, can you tell the boss I can't come into work today? 17 00:00:40,785 --> 00:00:42,328 I feel pretty sick, man. 18 00:00:42,412 --> 00:00:45,039 Charlie, are you actually sick, or do you want 19 00:00:45,123 --> 00:00:46,958 to just play that new game that just came out? 20 00:00:47,041 --> 00:00:48,501 Wh— What— I don't know what game you're— 21 00:00:48,585 --> 00:00:50,920 What game are you talking about? Oh, man. 22 00:00:51,087 --> 00:00:52,839 Oh, man, sorry. I gotta— I gotta get out of here. 23 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,757 I'll talk to you later. 24 00:00:54,841 --> 00:00:56,384 Okay, well, rest up. 25 00:01:02,557 --> 00:01:05,727 Oh, yeah. 26 00:01:06,561 --> 00:01:08,188 Okay, so that's the job. 27 00:01:08,271 --> 00:01:09,397 Okay, sounds good. 28 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,523 - Wait! - What? 29 00:01:10,607 --> 00:01:11,816 Where's the fat one? 30 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:14,194 Oh, Charlie's sick today, so it's just me. 31 00:01:14,277 --> 00:01:15,945 Hmm, normally it wouldn't matter, 32 00:01:16,029 --> 00:01:18,031 but this job is a domestic dispute. 33 00:01:18,114 --> 00:01:22,410 It's got to be a two-person job just in case it gets nasty. 34 00:01:22,493 --> 00:01:24,746 Oh, well, Allan— Allan and Glep aren't here either, 35 00:01:24,829 --> 00:01:26,331 so who should I go with? 36 00:01:26,414 --> 00:01:27,874 You know what, Pim? 37 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:29,751 I think there's someone I can call 38 00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:30,877 to come out of retirement. 39 00:01:38,509 --> 00:01:40,303 Wassup! 40 00:01:40,929 --> 00:01:42,472 Pim, meet Squim, 41 00:01:42,555 --> 00:01:44,432 the first Smiling Friend I ever hired. 42 00:01:44,515 --> 00:01:46,559 Oh, hello there. My name is Squim, 43 00:01:46,643 --> 00:01:49,020 and I retired all the way back in 2001. 44 00:01:49,103 --> 00:01:51,147 I'm so happy the boss called me back 45 00:01:51,231 --> 00:01:52,690 to do one more job. 46 00:01:52,774 --> 00:01:54,192 Hello, my name's Pim. 47 00:01:54,275 --> 00:01:55,735 Oh, Squim to meet ya, Pim. 48 00:01:55,818 --> 00:01:58,279 - Squim to meet ya. - Nice— Nice to meet you too. 49 00:01:58,363 --> 00:02:00,073 God damn, that's beautiful. 50 00:02:00,156 --> 00:02:01,574 Now get on out of here. 51 00:02:01,658 --> 00:02:03,952 I got to do some important boss stuff. 52 00:02:14,629 --> 00:02:17,632 Oh, man, that kebab hit the spot. 53 00:02:17,715 --> 00:02:18,967 I don't know why it was spicy. 54 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:20,635 I thought I ordered non-spicy, 55 00:02:20,718 --> 00:02:22,220 but, hey, I'll take it. I'll take it. 56 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:24,639 "Hey, yellowman95, why do you have troops" 57 00:02:24,722 --> 00:02:25,765 "around my border, man?" 58 00:02:26,391 --> 00:02:28,101 Don't worry about it, man. Just chill out, okay? 59 00:02:28,184 --> 00:02:29,227 Just chill for a second, dude. 60 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:31,729 "No! Hey! No!" 61 00:02:31,813 --> 00:02:33,690 "Don't! Don't! Stop what you're doing!" 62 00:02:33,773 --> 00:02:35,149 I'll be taking some of your oil there. 63 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:36,567 I'll take some of your... What is that? 64 00:02:36,651 --> 00:02:38,486 It's gold. Thank you. Oh, hey, I'll have it all. 65 00:02:38,569 --> 00:02:40,488 Thank you very much. 66 00:02:41,781 --> 00:02:42,991 Shit. 67 00:02:43,074 --> 00:02:45,201 Hi. Hello? 68 00:02:45,285 --> 00:02:46,411 Hey, Charlie. 69 00:02:46,703 --> 00:02:47,704 What are you up to? 70 00:02:47,787 --> 00:02:49,038 Hey. 71 00:02:49,122 --> 00:02:52,792 Hey, I'm actually home, uh, sick right now, in bed. 72 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:53,876 Pim told you that, right? 73 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,169 Yeah, he did, he did. 74 00:02:55,253 --> 00:02:56,838 The only problem is I can see you 75 00:02:56,921 --> 00:02:59,007 on Steam right now playing "Grand Strategy IV", 76 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:01,384 you fucking liar, you fucking piece of shit, 77 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:02,719 little fucking rat. 78 00:03:02,802 --> 00:03:04,804 What? No, no, no. I don't know what you're talking about— 79 00:03:04,887 --> 00:03:06,931 Charlie, I'm going to make this really simple for you, dude. 80 00:03:07,015 --> 00:03:09,058 If you don't get into work by noon, you're fired. 81 00:03:09,142 --> 00:03:12,520 You hear me? Fired! Get in here! 82 00:03:14,022 --> 00:03:15,440 Now where was I? 83 00:03:21,446 --> 00:03:23,323 Man, I cannot lose my job right now. 84 00:03:23,406 --> 00:03:24,907 I'm still paying off that painting I bought. 85 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:29,245 Oh, my stomach. 86 00:03:29,329 --> 00:03:31,622 Oh, God, man. 87 00:03:31,706 --> 00:03:33,708 Going on a job! Going on a job! 88 00:03:33,791 --> 00:03:35,752 Going on a beep-bop-boop-bop-bop! 89 00:03:35,835 --> 00:03:37,587 Going on a job! Going on a job! 90 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:39,339 Going on a hip-hop-bop-bop-bop job! 91 00:03:39,422 --> 00:03:41,966 I love that. 92 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:43,676 Hey, I've always wondered, 93 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,845 what was Smiling Friends like back in the beginning? 94 00:03:45,928 --> 00:03:48,139 Uh, we were Squim-tastic. 95 00:03:48,222 --> 00:03:50,725 Back in the early days, it was a small little business 96 00:03:50,808 --> 00:03:53,227 about yay big. It was just me back then. 97 00:03:53,311 --> 00:03:54,520 Yeah, it was tough times, 98 00:03:54,604 --> 00:03:56,564 but I learned the most valuable life lesson. 99 00:03:56,647 --> 00:03:57,648 Oh, what's that? 100 00:03:57,732 --> 00:03:59,359 That positivity is the key to life, 101 00:03:59,442 --> 00:04:01,027 no matter what the situation. 102 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,779 Wow, I've always felt that too, 103 00:04:02,862 --> 00:04:04,947 but other people tell me that's naive. 104 00:04:05,031 --> 00:04:06,574 - Pim, hey, listen. Hey, Pim. - Oh! 105 00:04:06,657 --> 00:04:08,451 - Uh, yep. - Listen to me. Lis— Stop. Look at me. 106 00:04:08,534 --> 00:04:09,744 - Okay. - Hold my hands. 107 00:04:09,827 --> 00:04:11,704 - Like this? Uh— - Put your feet in front of mine. 108 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:16,667 Never, and I mean never, let anyone ever tell you 109 00:04:16,751 --> 00:04:17,960 that you should not be positive 110 00:04:18,044 --> 00:04:20,088 because it's the only mode you should be in! 111 00:04:20,171 --> 00:04:21,964 Oh wow, okay, thank you. 112 00:04:22,048 --> 00:04:23,800 Oh hey look, I think we're here! 113 00:04:25,593 --> 00:04:27,095 What are you gonna do, are you gonna lay your hands 114 00:04:27,178 --> 00:04:28,262 on me again, huh? 115 00:04:28,346 --> 00:04:30,306 Oh, finally, there they are. 116 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:32,308 This is clearly my garbage, 117 00:04:32,392 --> 00:04:35,686 and this filthy maggot can't wrap his tiny brain 118 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:36,896 around that simple fact. 119 00:04:36,979 --> 00:04:39,107 No, no, no, it is my garbage. 120 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,859 - And you know that's true. - I'll rat you rat off. 121 00:04:41,943 --> 00:04:44,487 Rat me? Rat you? I spit on you. 122 00:04:45,613 --> 00:04:47,824 Don't you ever spit on my trash! 123 00:04:47,907 --> 00:04:48,908 Hey, hey, wait. 124 00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:50,284 Instead of screaming, why don't we— 125 00:04:50,368 --> 00:04:53,913 "Be positive, Be positive Be, be, be, be, be positive" 126 00:04:57,625 --> 00:04:58,709 He's right. 127 00:04:58,793 --> 00:05:01,629 Let's make up and be best friends again. 128 00:05:01,712 --> 00:05:02,880 I agree. 129 00:05:02,964 --> 00:05:05,675 Rat and Maggot, the iconic duo, back together yet again. 130 00:05:05,758 --> 00:05:07,343 What about that? Who woulda guessed that, folks? 131 00:05:07,427 --> 00:05:08,928 Come on, get over here, man. I love you. 132 00:05:09,011 --> 00:05:11,097 Oh, that feels good. 133 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,432 The garbage is for both of us. 134 00:05:12,515 --> 00:05:13,808 - I know. - The garbage is for both of us. 135 00:05:13,891 --> 00:05:15,101 - I know. - I know. It's for both of us. 136 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:16,269 - I'm sorry. - It's for both of us. 137 00:05:16,352 --> 00:05:17,478 The garbage is for both of us. 138 00:05:17,562 --> 00:05:18,729 Successful mission! 139 00:05:18,813 --> 00:05:19,981 That was awesome. 140 00:05:20,064 --> 00:05:22,400 You're great at this, Squim. I love how positive you are. 141 00:05:22,483 --> 00:05:25,027 Pim, it was because of you too. We did it as a team. 142 00:05:25,111 --> 00:05:26,195 Yeah. 143 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:27,864 You know, usually this job would have taken 144 00:05:27,947 --> 00:05:29,782 a lot longer. What do you want to do now? 145 00:05:29,866 --> 00:05:32,160 Hey, I have an idea. Let's go get ice cream. 146 00:05:32,243 --> 00:05:33,911 Ooh, that sounds yummy! 147 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:41,752 Oh, God. 148 00:05:47,049 --> 00:05:49,051 God damn! 149 00:05:49,135 --> 00:05:51,804 Get back here, Goddamn it. 150 00:05:51,888 --> 00:05:53,264 Someone grab him. 151 00:05:53,806 --> 00:05:55,641 Hey, I don't want to freak nobody out 152 00:05:55,725 --> 00:05:57,018 or nothing like that, man, 153 00:05:57,101 --> 00:05:59,979 but I see the bus driver has devil horns, man. 154 00:06:00,062 --> 00:06:01,647 We gotta get off this bus, man. 155 00:06:01,731 --> 00:06:04,108 The devil can't drive the bus. The bus is gonna crash, man! 156 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:08,154 Excuse me? Do you know what the next stop is? 157 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,543 "I love waiting in line" 158 00:06:22,627 --> 00:06:24,545 "It is my favorite time" 159 00:06:24,629 --> 00:06:26,297 Oh, golly, it's so refreshing 160 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:28,674 to have someone else positive to go back and forth with. 161 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:30,468 Isn't this what your other partner's like? 162 00:06:30,551 --> 00:06:31,761 I mean, isn't he positive? 163 00:06:31,844 --> 00:06:33,471 I mean, not really. 164 00:06:33,554 --> 00:06:35,097 Charlie's my best friend in the whole world, 165 00:06:35,181 --> 00:06:37,600 don't get me wrong, but he's not positive like you. 166 00:06:38,017 --> 00:06:39,477 Maybe we can do more jobs in the future, 167 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,811 like you and me as well. 168 00:06:40,895 --> 00:06:43,397 Oh, I would love that, Pim. Would Charlie come too? 169 00:06:43,481 --> 00:06:45,691 Oh, I mean, yeah, sure, if he shows up. 170 00:06:45,775 --> 00:06:48,986 Well, well, well... 171 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:51,197 How you doing, Pim? 172 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,366 - Who's your new friend? - Hi, Mr. Ice Cream. 173 00:06:53,449 --> 00:06:54,450 This is Squim. 174 00:06:54,534 --> 00:06:56,035 He's taking over for Charlie today. 175 00:06:56,118 --> 00:06:57,578 Pleased to meet you, Squim. 176 00:06:57,662 --> 00:06:59,205 Oh, Squim to meet you too. 177 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,082 I love this ice cream place! 178 00:07:01,207 --> 00:07:03,876 It's so cool and smells so good. 179 00:07:05,419 --> 00:07:07,046 Thank you, man. 180 00:07:07,129 --> 00:07:10,049 Me and my wife started it 30 years ago. 181 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:13,261 Phyllis really was one of the kindest souls I ever met. 182 00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:16,681 I miss her more and more every day. 183 00:07:16,764 --> 00:07:19,517 Oh, your wife is dead? Oh, that's not positive. 184 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,520 Oh, you gotta be positive. You gotta do the Squim dance. 185 00:07:22,603 --> 00:07:24,564 "Do a little Squim Make a little love" 186 00:07:24,647 --> 00:07:26,774 "Get down tonight, da-da-da-da Get down tonight..." 187 00:07:26,857 --> 00:07:29,193 Uh, Squim. I don't think that's really appropriate. 188 00:07:29,277 --> 00:07:30,611 "Da, da, da, da, da, da" 189 00:07:30,695 --> 00:07:32,488 Why are you doing this? 190 00:07:32,572 --> 00:07:35,950 All right, Squim, we get it. 191 00:07:37,285 --> 00:07:38,703 That's enough, Squim. Ah! 192 00:07:38,786 --> 00:07:41,205 All right, that's enough, Squim! Squim, stop! Stop! 193 00:07:42,748 --> 00:07:44,584 Hello? Please come quickly! 194 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:46,586 There's a crazed man terrorizing everyone! 195 00:07:46,669 --> 00:07:48,129 I think he has a bomb on him and... 196 00:07:48,212 --> 00:07:49,922 Hey, excuse me. Do you know what street we're on? 197 00:07:50,006 --> 00:07:51,173 I really need to get to work. 198 00:07:55,845 --> 00:07:58,222 Oh, I can see the office. Oh, I'm almost there. 199 00:07:58,389 --> 00:07:59,390 I'm almost there. 200 00:08:03,519 --> 00:08:05,313 "I told you, man, the devil" 201 00:08:06,856 --> 00:08:07,940 "Devil, man" 202 00:08:08,024 --> 00:08:09,567 "Devil" 203 00:08:10,776 --> 00:08:11,944 "Devil, man" 204 00:08:13,154 --> 00:08:14,155 "Devil" 205 00:08:15,281 --> 00:08:16,407 "Devil, man" 206 00:08:16,949 --> 00:08:18,242 "Devil" 207 00:08:19,493 --> 00:08:20,536 "Devil, man" 208 00:08:33,090 --> 00:08:34,842 "Squibbidy-doo Squibbidy-dee" 209 00:08:34,925 --> 00:08:36,636 "Squibbidy-hipbbidy Hipbiddy-squi" 210 00:08:36,719 --> 00:08:38,554 All right, I think it's time we go back to the office. 211 00:08:38,638 --> 00:08:41,849 "I love everything, I love life I love everything, I love life" 212 00:08:41,932 --> 00:08:44,518 Okay, stop, Squim, please. It's kind of annoying now. 213 00:08:45,645 --> 00:08:47,271 "And hello Pim And I am Squim!" 214 00:08:47,355 --> 00:08:50,149 Squim, being positive is good, but there's a time and a place. 215 00:08:50,232 --> 00:08:52,526 You behaved pretty bad with Mr. Ice cream back there. 216 00:08:53,694 --> 00:08:55,363 I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just... 217 00:08:55,446 --> 00:08:56,530 you know, I'm just saying. 218 00:08:57,239 --> 00:08:59,742 Oh, I see. I... I get it, Pim. I get it. 219 00:09:00,785 --> 00:09:02,578 I wasn't being positive enough! 220 00:09:02,662 --> 00:09:04,246 I'm gonna help this couple! 221 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,998 I'm gonna help this wheelchair guy! 222 00:09:06,082 --> 00:09:07,667 I'm gonna help this homeless thing! 223 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:08,834 Squim, calm down! 224 00:09:08,918 --> 00:09:09,919 Oh, I gotta help those police 225 00:09:10,002 --> 00:09:11,253 over there with whatever they're doing! 226 00:09:11,337 --> 00:09:12,338 Squim, get back here! 227 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:14,215 Sir, get on the fucking ground! 228 00:09:14,298 --> 00:09:15,925 - Ah, help! - Get on the ground, man! 229 00:09:16,008 --> 00:09:17,009 Get on the ground! 230 00:09:17,093 --> 00:09:18,969 I just need to get to the office! 231 00:09:19,053 --> 00:09:21,263 - Sir, we have you surrounded! - Oh my gosh, Charlie! 232 00:09:21,347 --> 00:09:24,475 "Squim dance! Squim dance! Everybody do the Squim dance!" 233 00:09:24,558 --> 00:09:26,602 He's doing the Squim dance! Shoot him! 234 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,606 Stop! Stop shooting. Shots fired. Shots fired. 235 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:32,316 "Do a little Squim Make a little love" 236 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,526 "Get down tonight" 237 00:09:39,532 --> 00:09:42,451 Yeah, so I don't know what you ate exactly, 238 00:09:42,535 --> 00:09:44,704 uh, but it had a parasite apparently. 239 00:09:44,787 --> 00:09:46,038 A really, really bad one. 240 00:09:46,122 --> 00:09:49,333 Uh, this is the worst parasite we've ever seen, unfortunately. 241 00:09:51,627 --> 00:09:54,004 Man, that's the last time I ever eat a parasite kebab. 242 00:09:54,088 --> 00:09:55,381 Okay, let me just say that much. 243 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,550 Do you want to take it home with you as like a trophy? 244 00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:59,176 - No. - All right. 245 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:00,678 Dibs. Mine then. 246 00:10:00,761 --> 00:10:02,346 You are so fucked. 247 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:05,182 You have no idea how fucked you are. 248 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,685 You are so fucked. 249 00:10:07,768 --> 00:10:09,770 Oh, Charlie, you actually were sick 250 00:10:09,895 --> 00:10:11,063 and I didn't believe you. 251 00:10:11,147 --> 00:10:12,189 I'm so sorry. 252 00:10:12,273 --> 00:10:14,108 No, I'm the one that should be sorry, man. 253 00:10:14,191 --> 00:10:15,776 You know, I wasn't really sick earlier. 254 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,945 I played hooky, but then I did get sick. 255 00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:20,364 Uh, I guess that's like karmic justice. 256 00:10:20,448 --> 00:10:22,408 And anyways, now there's like a tube inside my penis. 257 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,660 So no, I won't be doing that again. 258 00:10:24,744 --> 00:10:26,746 Yeah, and even though you're a lying rat, 259 00:10:26,829 --> 00:10:28,789 you really proved your loyalty to me, Charlie. 260 00:10:28,873 --> 00:10:31,041 Everything ended up working out in the end. 261 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,626 Except for Squim. 262 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:34,920 I feel terrible about what happened to him. 263 00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:36,046 What do you mean? 264 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,382 Squim's soul just went through a 14-hour surgery. 265 00:10:38,466 --> 00:10:39,717 He's gonna live! 266 00:10:44,096 --> 00:10:45,139 Hello there. 267 00:10:45,222 --> 00:10:46,849 I'm sorry, who— who is this? 268 00:10:46,932 --> 00:10:49,477 He was, like, the first Smiling Friend I ever hired. 269 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,520 He used to be, like, really wacky and stuff. 270 00:10:51,604 --> 00:10:53,272 - Pim could back me up. - Yeah, he was, yeah. 271 00:10:53,355 --> 00:10:55,399 Yeah, if you saw him before, it'd make more sense. 272 00:10:55,483 --> 00:10:56,525 Oh. 273 00:10:56,609 --> 00:10:57,610 Okay. 274 00:11:09,955 --> 00:11:12,291 Uh, excuse me. Can I get a picture with you? 275 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:13,751 No. 276 00:11:14,084 --> 00:11:15,169 I love you. 277 00:11:15,252 --> 00:11:16,295 - Okay. - I love you. 278 00:11:16,378 --> 00:11:18,214 - Can you leave us alone? - No, no, you don't understand. 279 00:11:18,297 --> 00:11:19,465 I love you. No, you don't get it. 280 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,883 - Please. Stop. - I love you. No, please. 281 00:11:20,966 --> 00:11:22,635 - You don't understand. I love you. - Please, sir. Stop! 282 00:11:22,802 --> 00:11:23,844 - I really, really love you! - Stop! Stop it! 283 00:11:23,928 --> 00:11:26,013 I need you. I love you! I need you!