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Happy holidays, boys!

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It's time
for your yearly performance review!

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First off, Pim and Charlie,

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you guys made 126 people smile
this year!

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That's seven more than last year!

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That's pretty good!

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Yes! How wondrous!

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Yeah, that was mostly me,
but that's pretty cool.

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And Allan, you've... you've...
you've done stuff too, right?

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Emails, documents, and... and...

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Great job, man.

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Thank you, Mastor.

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And Glep.

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Looks like he's not here.

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Well, I'm sure he's off working on
some really important stuff.

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What is Glep's job exactly?

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Well, he's the...

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the...

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Well, he does a lot of work, right?

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I don't know.

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I mean, whenever I see him,
he's just on his iPad

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playing games and watching movies.

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Yeah, I thought that was
his job or something.

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I was kind of always unsure.

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What?

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So he just does nothing all day?

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Yeah, but I mean, I thought you knew that.

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I mean, you've seen him sitting
on the beanbag before, right?

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I just thought he was taking breaks
from working so hard.

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Nope. The lazy bastard
doesn't do anything.

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Fuck, man! What the fuck?

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This needs to change.

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Where is he?

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Yo, Glep.

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What do you actually do around here, man?

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No, I'm not being funny right now, man.
Like, what do you do at this company?

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Can you name one thing?
What do you do here?

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Name one. One thing.

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Why did I even hire you
in the first place, man?

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Oh, you quit?

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You can't quit 'cause you're fired!

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Get out! Get out! Get out!

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Well, that sucked.

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All right, I'mma go take a dump.

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Poor Glep.

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Yeah, it's going to be weird
in the group chat now.

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Oh, yeah, we should kick him.

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Sorry, which group chat is that?

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Oh, yeah,
it's just like a stupid group chat we do,

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where it's like— It's not even that good.

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We just send funny stuff
and make each other laugh.

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But, yeah, it's not even...

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It sucks. It's not even good.

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Glep, you spend too much time at work

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and give me no attention
and it make me sad.

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I'm going back to my home country
for the holidays.

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In other news,
there were 50 stabbings today.

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I'm sleeping with my sister.

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Drop it, drop it. Don't you fucking dare!

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What can I get for you?

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Sure. Can I see some ID?

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God damn, man.

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You was born in 329 A.D.?

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Must have seen some crazy fucking crap
in your time, dude.

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Sir, this thing was caught stealing apples
from the apple market.

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An interesting little critter.

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Why should I not kill you now?

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What? That's the stupidest thing
I've ever seen in my life!

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I hate that! I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it! I'm going insane!

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Oh, my God! The Emperor is dead!

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What do we do now?

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Hey, man, you should probably leave.

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That's him right there. That's the witch.

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I saw him do a magic spell
and turn milk into yogurt.

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That's the witch. Kill him! Kill him!

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Any last words, witch?

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Dude, dude. Oh, my God, man.
It was so funny. What was it?

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It was like ten or twenty British dudes
or something like that.

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- Yeah, about that.
- Yeah, yeah, dude.

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And they came and they fucking—

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Oh, my God, man.
And when they say it, they're like,

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"Oh, where's my tea?"
Or some shit like that.

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I was like, "Um, how about no?"

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It was so good. It was so funny, man.

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Yeah, I remember when he hit
the fucking thing with the thing.

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Yeah, yeah, no, no,
that was so funny, man.

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That was so funny.

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Okay.

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Who invited him again?

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I think it was Ben.

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Anyway, I think I might call it, actually.
I'm getting pretty sleepy.

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- All right, I'm gonna take off.
- Yeah, I think it's time.

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Yeah, same. All right, see you later.

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Wow, that's crazy.

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So, you're saying you went to space?

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No, he didn't say anything like that.

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I don't think you were listening.

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What he was saying
is he's been around for centuries

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and he's never been able
to fit in anywhere.

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Wait up, man. What the fuck?
You started the bubonic plague?

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Huh? You think that's funny?

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What the fuck, man? Fuck you!

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You're a sick fuck, man.

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Look, I liked your story,
but I think it's best if you leave.

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Yeah, that's right. Leave, motherfucker.

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Plague starter. Go to hell, dude.

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Fuck you.

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Guys, come on. Can we all say a prayer
for the victims of the plague, please?

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Yeah, sure.

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Heavenly Father,
we ask for your mercy and grace

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for the 25 million plague victims.

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Fuck, I'm ruined!

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Get away from me! What do you want?

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Oh, you're new here.

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Well, guess what, kid?
Nobody gives a damn.

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This city will chew you up

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and spit you out.

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I just lost everything
in a goddamn market crash.

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I'm so fucked!

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Okay, it's gonna be fine? Awesome!

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Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't pull the trigger.

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You just made me smile,
even though my life is terrible.

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Wait, that's it!

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This is my next business idea!

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Making people smile!

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We can start a business
that does exactly that!

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What do you say?

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Yeah.

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Yo, hey, Glep.

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Look...

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I may have gone a little too far
when I fired you.

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I was thinking why we started
this business in the first place,

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and it was because of you, man.

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If you wanna sit on the beanbag
and do nothing,

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that's fine with me.

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That's who you are
and why you're so freaking cool, Glep.

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No need to apologize, man.

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Want to come back?

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Yeah.

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Yippee!

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- Hooray!
- Yay.

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Thanks, everyone,
for coming to the supper room

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for Christmas dinner!

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Gotta use this room more often!

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Father, may I have some peas, please?

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Yes, you may, Son.

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Thank you for asking me nicely.

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Nutritious.

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Wow, you grew up so fast.

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So do you still run around a lot
at home and stuff like that?

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No, I haven't run around in a while.

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I just do crypto stuff now.

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Cool.

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You have gravy all over your face.

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Hey, don't touch me. Don't ever touch me.

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Oh, Glep, I'm so sorry we had
that horrible fight.

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To make it up to you,
I made a dish of my home country.

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So, despite being
a weird little green freak

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that no one understands,

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Glep finally figured out where he belongs.

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Which just goes to show
that no matter how different we all are,

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everyone can get along with each other.

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Except for a certain group of people.

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You know who I'm talking about.

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Excuse me?

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- What?
- What did you just say?

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I was...

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Just wrapping up the episode, you know?

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You said something
about a certain group of people.

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- It was a joke.
- Which group were you talking about?

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It was a joke but it didn't land
as much as I thought.

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But doesn't matter.
I guess, you know, whatever.

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Whatever. Cha-cha-cha.

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But I'm just curious, though.

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You're not gonna say what group it was?

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You don't wanna say which group?

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It was the group that was supposed to—

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it was supposed to be
a mind experiment.

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Whoever came to your mind.

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But it was a joke. It doesn't matter.
It didn't land as much as

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- I thought it would.
- Just say the group, dude.

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- Just say what the group is.
- Sorry, I'm with Charlie here,

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and I don't—
we don't even know who you are.

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Who are you?

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How did you get in here?
This is a private event.

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We ask that you bring them
to greener pastures

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and help them gain way
through the pearly gates

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and into an eternal life
of bliss and love.

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In Jesus' name.

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Amen.

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Bye. Have a great night.