1 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:10,933 I don't know what… I don't know why all the disco's over, what? 2 00:00:11,016 --> 00:00:12,684 Wow, cool. 3 00:00:12,768 --> 00:00:14,311 Hey, Charlie, how's it going? 4 00:00:14,395 --> 00:00:18,357 - Yo. Not too good, actually, man. - Oh, no? Why? What's wrong? 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,983 Look, I don't want to get into the whole thing, 6 00:00:20,067 --> 00:00:23,737 but basically what happened was I bought some protein powder off the web, 7 00:00:23,821 --> 00:00:25,531 and, you know, at first it was great. 8 00:00:25,614 --> 00:00:28,242 It was awesome at first, but after a few weeks, 9 00:00:28,325 --> 00:00:30,619 I started to just kind of feel, like, bad. 10 00:00:30,702 --> 00:00:32,204 You know what I mean? And… 11 00:00:32,704 --> 00:00:35,707 Yeah, I went to urgent care this morning and it turns out I'm eating sand. 12 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:38,001 - Sand? - Sand, yeah, like from the beach. 13 00:00:38,085 --> 00:00:41,088 So, it wasn't protein powder at all. I've been getting scammed the whole time. 14 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:44,258 So, no, I'm not doing too good. 15 00:00:44,341 --> 00:00:47,052 That's awful, Charlie. I'm sorry you ate sand. 16 00:00:47,136 --> 00:00:49,430 Thanks, man. Yeah, look, I think I definitely learned my lesson. 17 00:00:49,513 --> 00:00:51,598 You know, I'm definitely not going to buy anything off… 18 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:53,475 Hello. 19 00:00:53,559 --> 00:00:54,560 Hey, boys. 20 00:00:54,643 --> 00:00:56,019 Guess what? 21 00:00:56,603 --> 00:00:59,106 - What? - You just got a job. 22 00:00:59,648 --> 00:01:02,401 Okay, we'll get on that. Yeah, okay, sure. 23 00:01:02,484 --> 00:01:03,652 Yeah. 24 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:06,864 Cool. I'll… 25 00:01:07,865 --> 00:01:09,408 I'll text you all the info. 26 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:12,119 Sweet. Thanks. 27 00:01:23,046 --> 00:01:24,089 Come in. 28 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:25,924 Stupid thing! 29 00:01:26,008 --> 00:01:28,969 Make my dinner faster! Get me a beer! 30 00:01:29,511 --> 00:01:30,596 Rub my back! 31 00:01:32,431 --> 00:01:33,765 Hello? 32 00:01:33,849 --> 00:01:36,018 Finally, it took you long enough. 33 00:01:36,101 --> 00:01:40,481 I'm sad because this robot I bought off the web won't go faster. 34 00:01:40,564 --> 00:01:41,982 It's lazy as fuck! 35 00:01:42,065 --> 00:01:44,067 Dude, it looks like it's going as fast as it can. 36 00:01:44,151 --> 00:01:47,237 Yeah, I agree. I don't know how we can help here. 37 00:01:47,321 --> 00:01:48,947 You can't even help me? 38 00:01:49,031 --> 00:01:51,825 Fuck you. I'm canceling the job then! 39 00:01:53,827 --> 00:01:55,537 Get out! Get the fuck out! 40 00:01:55,621 --> 00:01:57,998 All right, fine. Gladly. You suck, man. You suck. 41 00:01:58,081 --> 00:01:59,666 I said get out! 42 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,960 Another beer! TV on! More dinner! 43 00:02:02,044 --> 00:02:03,587 TV off! Another beer! 44 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:06,632 Faster! Faster! Faster! 45 00:02:15,432 --> 00:02:16,517 How terrible. 46 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,644 Yeah, really sad. Hey, by the way, Pim, you wanna go bowling? 47 00:02:18,727 --> 00:02:20,646 Y'know, there's a new bowling place that just opened up, 48 00:02:20,729 --> 00:02:23,148 and it's, like, the theme is, like, weird bowling pins, 49 00:02:23,232 --> 00:02:24,775 and I thought that sounded funny. 50 00:02:24,858 --> 00:02:27,528 - What about the robot? - Oh, yeah, that thing. 51 00:02:27,611 --> 00:02:32,741 I am Friend-Bot Version 125892187318092135… 52 00:02:32,824 --> 00:02:34,868 We'll just call you Friend-Bot. I think it's gonna be easier. 53 00:02:34,952 --> 00:02:39,122 - What were you made to do, Friend-Bot? - I can do anything you need. 54 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:41,542 I am implanted with a special golden chip 55 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:44,836 that goes at one billion micronauts per second. 56 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,089 Really? Okay, okay, okay. 57 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:49,675 Let's try something. Make a picture of… 58 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:52,678 Pim as… 59 00:02:53,428 --> 00:02:55,347 as a hot dog. Do that. 60 00:02:57,683 --> 00:03:00,644 Holy fuck, man! This is insane! How did you do that? 61 00:03:00,727 --> 00:03:03,397 Dude, Pim, Pim, we gotta take this thing back to the office, man. 62 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,941 Yeah, sure. Would you like to come back with us, Friend-Bot? 63 00:03:06,024 --> 00:03:07,317 Whatever you want. 64 00:03:07,401 --> 00:03:09,361 One, zero, one, one, zero, zero, zero, 65 00:03:09,444 --> 00:03:10,946 one, zero, one, zero, one, zero, one, zero. 66 00:03:21,164 --> 00:03:22,833 Allan, Allan, check this out. 67 00:03:22,916 --> 00:03:24,835 - Hey, Friend-Bot. - Yes? 68 00:03:24,918 --> 00:03:27,212 Tell Allan the greatest robot joke ever. 69 00:03:27,296 --> 00:03:29,131 Two ones meet on the zero. 70 00:03:29,214 --> 00:03:31,675 One of them says zero, one of them says one, and zero, 71 00:03:31,758 --> 00:03:34,803 and one, and zero, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero, one, zero… 72 00:03:34,886 --> 00:03:37,556 - Did you even get that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 73 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:40,684 - It's good. - Oh, yeah, he got it. He got it. 74 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:43,520 I don't believe he got it. Can we find out? 75 00:03:43,604 --> 00:03:45,230 Explain the joke, Charlie. 76 00:03:45,314 --> 00:03:49,693 Yeah, it's… it's two zeros meet and they… 77 00:03:49,776 --> 00:03:51,069 No, it's two ones. 78 00:03:51,153 --> 00:03:52,779 Yeah, well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. 79 00:03:52,863 --> 00:03:55,699 Allan, you… But, yeah, you should try. You should do something with it, man. 80 00:03:55,782 --> 00:03:56,825 Have him do something. 81 00:03:56,908 --> 00:03:58,452 What would I need stupid jokes for? 82 00:03:58,535 --> 00:04:01,371 This thing can't do anything useful like my work. 83 00:04:01,455 --> 00:04:03,832 Printing out Allan's work. 84 00:04:03,915 --> 00:04:06,001 Wow, this is incredible. 85 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:09,504 The robot did a year's worth of work in one seconds. 86 00:04:09,588 --> 00:04:10,714 Wow. 87 00:04:10,797 --> 00:04:13,050 What in the hell's going on in here? 88 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:16,803 - We have a robot that can do anything. - Anything? 89 00:04:17,846 --> 00:04:19,473 I've got some ideas. 90 00:04:21,141 --> 00:04:23,477 Yeah, I kinda wanna make a picture of Allan as a hot dog. 91 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,146 That's ridiculous. I would never be a hot dog. 92 00:04:26,229 --> 00:04:28,857 Besides, I want to use it to do my taxes now. 93 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:35,364 Smiling Friends are using a robot 94 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:39,034 They like to use a robot For many things they don't want to do 95 00:04:39,117 --> 00:04:41,953 Robot's a form of a crutch 96 00:04:42,037 --> 00:04:44,247 Smiling Friends are using robot 97 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:46,625 Charlie, Allan, Pim, Allan, Pim, Charlie 98 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:49,336 Friends, they connect to the… 99 00:04:51,505 --> 00:04:54,424 Wow, since that robot did all my work, 100 00:04:54,508 --> 00:04:57,594 I've completed 100 paintings in my free time. 101 00:04:57,678 --> 00:05:01,056 Yeah, and my stocks have been shooting through the roof thanks to the sex bot. 102 00:05:01,139 --> 00:05:02,182 What? 103 00:05:02,265 --> 00:05:05,060 Good morning, everybody. Do we have any jobs today? 104 00:05:05,143 --> 00:05:07,979 Actually, Friend-Bot already did all the jobs for today. 105 00:05:08,063 --> 00:05:09,398 And for tomorrow, 106 00:05:09,481 --> 00:05:11,983 and for the entire week, now that I think about it. 107 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:14,820 - What? Why? - Pim, it's a good thing. 108 00:05:14,903 --> 00:05:17,906 Relax and chill out, man. We don't need to work anymore. 109 00:05:17,989 --> 00:05:19,866 I'll be right back. 110 00:05:23,578 --> 00:05:24,913 I just had the most amazing idea. 111 00:05:24,996 --> 00:05:28,417 It was Pim as a hot dog, plus Allan was also a hot dog, 112 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,669 and… and had cinematic lighting and… 113 00:05:32,754 --> 00:05:34,131 I'm sad. 114 00:05:34,214 --> 00:05:37,092 Have you ever considered one, zero, one, zero, one, zero, one, zero, 115 00:05:37,175 --> 00:05:38,343 one, zero, one, zero, one, zero? 116 00:05:41,138 --> 00:05:42,180 Wow. 117 00:05:42,264 --> 00:05:44,808 No, I actually never thought about that before. 118 00:05:45,934 --> 00:05:47,978 I feel a lot better now. Thank you. 119 00:05:49,563 --> 00:05:54,276 - Excuse me, Mr. Friend-Bot? - Hello, Pim. What can I do for you? 120 00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:56,361 I don't need anything. It's just… 121 00:05:56,945 --> 00:05:58,822 Look, I appreciate you helping with my job, 122 00:05:58,905 --> 00:06:01,658 but I'd rather if you didn't actually do it for me, 123 00:06:01,742 --> 00:06:03,577 because I love my job. 124 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:07,372 But I can do it quicker and more efficiently than you. 125 00:06:07,456 --> 00:06:08,623 Yeah, but I… 126 00:06:10,959 --> 00:06:15,422 Pim, what if I told you that I could make everyone in the world smil? 127 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:16,673 What? 128 00:06:16,757 --> 00:06:20,844 You could really make everyone in the world smil… I mean smile? 129 00:06:20,927 --> 00:06:25,056 Yes. Because I am constantly learning and improving myself, 130 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,309 my capabilities grow every day. 131 00:06:27,392 --> 00:06:30,145 I am designed to do whatever you ask of me, 132 00:06:30,228 --> 00:06:32,898 and if that is what you want, I will do it. 133 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:37,235 But then, I would never be able to make anyone smile again. 134 00:06:37,319 --> 00:06:40,947 But everyone else would be happy. Isn't that better? 135 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,659 It is your choice. 136 00:06:44,743 --> 00:06:48,538 All you have to do is give me the command and it shall be done. 137 00:06:52,626 --> 00:06:55,962 Pim, relax and chill out, man. We don't need to work anymore. 138 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:57,506 We don't need to work anymore. 139 00:07:20,362 --> 00:07:22,781 - Hello, Pim. - Hi, Friend-Bot. 140 00:07:22,864 --> 00:07:24,491 I've made my choice. 141 00:07:25,617 --> 00:07:28,036 Can you please make everyone in the world smile… 142 00:07:28,119 --> 00:07:30,997 Hey, what are you doing, Pim? It's my turn to use the robot. 143 00:07:31,081 --> 00:07:34,251 I need it to paint my paintings for me. I am sick of painting now. 144 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:35,377 Allan, please wait. 145 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:37,671 I need to use Friend-Bot for something important first. 146 00:07:37,754 --> 00:07:41,758 Hey! Both of you get away from that! It's my robot, dammit! Get the fuck out! 147 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:43,009 Please, let me use it first, 148 00:07:43,093 --> 00:07:45,303 and then you guys can use it as much as you want after. 149 00:07:45,387 --> 00:07:47,138 I booked it for tonight on the calendar. 150 00:07:47,222 --> 00:07:49,975 It's mine! I'm the one who brought it back to the office! 151 00:07:55,939 --> 00:07:58,441 Guys, stop! We need to use the robot for good! 152 00:07:58,525 --> 00:08:01,945 Sex-bot! Give me the Sex-bot! Give me the Sex-bot! Give me the Sex-bot! 153 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:03,029 Give me the Sex-bot! 154 00:08:05,782 --> 00:08:07,993 Give it to me. Give it… 155 00:08:14,207 --> 00:08:18,962 Look at us. This isn't who we are. The robot sent us all mad. 156 00:08:19,588 --> 00:08:21,548 Yeah, look, I wanted to see those pictures so badly, 157 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,008 I got fat and went crazy. 158 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:25,343 Yeah, guys, I'm sorry too. 159 00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:28,013 - Group hug? - Yeah, let's hug. 160 00:08:29,222 --> 00:08:31,057 That's nice. I love you guys. 161 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:33,059 Sorry, I do just have one more idea for the robot. 162 00:08:33,143 --> 00:08:35,520 It was basically, what if Glep was a hot dog? 163 00:08:51,411 --> 00:08:53,538 Wait, how did you do all the robot stuff then? 164 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,008 Fuck, man, I got scammed again, dude. 165 00:09:05,091 --> 00:09:07,677 Is there something wrong with my brain where I'm getting scammed this much? 166 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:10,221 You guys can tell me if there is. I want to know that kind of thing. 167 00:09:10,305 --> 00:09:11,598 I don't understand. 168 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,309 Why'd you go through all that effort to pretend to be a robot? 169 00:09:26,112 --> 00:09:27,781 Dude, if that's really why you did what you did, 170 00:09:27,864 --> 00:09:30,116 I just have to say that's probably the single worst way… 171 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,993 the single worst way to make new friends. 172 00:09:33,078 --> 00:09:35,497 - Yeah, I think so. - Wait, I'm sorry, I'm just curious. 173 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:37,999 Why do you think that? Did someone tell you that? 174 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:39,501 Did you read that somewhere? 175 00:09:42,796 --> 00:09:44,881 Did you say Fakestuff.net? 176 00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:50,637 - I wouldn't trust that. - Yeah, that doesn't seem good. 177 00:09:55,183 --> 00:09:57,185 It just doesn't sound that credible to me. 178 00:09:57,268 --> 00:09:59,396 Well, I mean, it sounds like you got scammed yourself, man. 179 00:09:59,479 --> 00:10:02,607 I mean, yeah, you scammed us, but you also yourself got scammed. 180 00:10:02,691 --> 00:10:04,067 It's a vicious cycle. 181 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,948 - Yeah, man, I think that's for the best. - Okay. Good luck to you. 182 00:10:10,031 --> 00:10:11,074 Safe travels. 183 00:10:12,617 --> 00:10:13,743 - All right, bye. See you. - Later. 184 00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:14,911 Goodbye. 185 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,539 Mr. Boss, are you okay? 186 00:10:17,622 --> 00:10:20,083 Oh, yeah, I knew that was a guy in a costume the entire time. 187 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,209 I don't care about that. 188 00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:24,879 I'm looking at those paintings. Allan, you really did those? Wow. 189 00:10:24,963 --> 00:10:27,924 - Can I buy one off you? - Yes, you may. 190 00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:30,760 F yeah, man. I'll hit you up about that later. 191 00:10:30,844 --> 00:10:32,012 Awesome. 192 00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:48,069 Oh, Charlie, you lost a lot of weight really fast. 193 00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:49,654 - That was fast. - Yeah, isn't it awesome? 194 00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:52,490 I got it chopped off and sent to starving children in need. 195 00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:54,701 Oh, Charlie, that was nice of you to do that. 196 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:57,245 - That's so nice. - Yeah, I'm a good person, Pim. 197 00:10:57,328 --> 00:10:59,247 Like, a really good person. You didn't know that? 198 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:01,583 You didn't know I did good stuff, like chop my fat off 199 00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,168 and send it overseas to starving children? 200 00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:04,753 I'm sorry, I thought you knew facts like that. 201 00:11:04,836 --> 00:11:05,879 I guess not. Okay, well. 202 00:11:05,962 --> 00:11:07,881 Goblin caught on tape.