1 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,804 - Yo, Pim, look at this. - What is it? 2 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,389 Look. 3 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,642 - Oh, Charlie, why did you show me that? - Yeah. 4 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:17,726 That's awful. 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,561 - He got completely flattened. - That's traumatizing. 6 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,730 Isn't that crazy? I didn't know that could happen to a person. 7 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,566 I don't want to see that. I hate that that's in my brain now. 8 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,610 - I feel sick. That's so bad. - No, Pim, Pim, Pim, Pim. Dude. 9 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,363 Dude, the reason why I showed that to you is for educational purposes. 10 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,865 I don't get any enjoyment out of showing you that kind of stuff. 11 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,116 - Really? - Yeah. No, I… 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,285 Dude, now you know to never go to a Chinese factory 13 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,995 and put your head under a giant crushing machine 14 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,539 and get sucked into it and become a pancake. 15 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,916 - Now you know to not do that. - Okay, I guess that's kind of true. 16 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,668 Thank you, Charlie. Thanks for looking out for me. 17 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,169 Yeah, no problem, man. 18 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,798 I got my work done early. I'm going on a date. 19 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,634 Aw. How romantic. You must be excited. 20 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,345 I don't really care. I've become numb to them. 21 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,638 Just something to do. 22 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,850 Guys, I just slayed the dragon. 23 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,980 We're saved. We're fucking saved! 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:07,401 - Really? - No. No, not really. I was just joking. 25 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,654 You guys… You guys actually have a job to… 26 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:16,034 - Are you okay, Mr. Boss? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. 27 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,912 You guys actually have a job to help Charlie's uncle smile. 28 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,373 Cool. Hey, Pim, you finally get to meet my uncle. 29 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,418 Wow. I've always wanted to meet him after all your stories about him. 30 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,212 By the way, Mr. Boss, you don't have to do a funny gag 31 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,922 every single time you give us a job. 32 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,757 No, I know, I know, I know, I know. 33 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:40,934 Hello? 34 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:44,855 Uncle Bilbert? 35 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:49,776 Oh, shit! I didn't think you'd get here so fast. 36 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,403 Let me get dressed. 37 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,364 Come in, goddammit! 38 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,200 Hey, Uncle Bilbert, it's been a while… 39 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,202 Yeah, look, I didn't call you to chit-chat. 40 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:02,539 I'm gonna cut right to the chase. I'm dying and I got one day to live. 41 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,418 - What? - Are you going to cry, dude? 42 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,837 The only reason I called you here is because I figured 43 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,049 since you're a clown or whatever, you can make my last day a good one. 44 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,884 Hello, sir. My name is Pim. 45 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,303 I'm so sorry you've gotten this horrible news, 46 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,430 but I promise that Charlie and I will do whatever it takes 47 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,350 - to make your last day a beautiful one. - Absolutely. 48 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,518 Also, I wasn't crying. I actually have something in my eye. 49 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,896 All right, let's get this show on the road. 50 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,650 You might want to put some clothes on first. 51 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:32,152 Yeah. Just let me take a piss real quick. 52 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,249 Wow. 53 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,797 Salu-ta-tions. Are you Natasha? 54 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,092 That's me. And you must be Allan? 55 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,886 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 56 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:01,056 Well, when I saw that picture of you holding the fish on your profile, 57 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,141 I just knew I had to meet you. 58 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,186 I caught it with my bare hands. 59 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:11,441 Wow! I love a man who can handle a big, wet, flopping fish. 60 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,069 - Wine? - Sure. 61 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:22,661 So, do you like wine? 62 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,997 Only red, the sexiest color. 63 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,417 Gulp, but I am red. 64 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:40,345 All right, all you guys gotta do is go in there and ask for a guy named Zit. 65 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,264 He's got my pills. Got it? 66 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,225 Are these, like, pills because you're dying, or… 67 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,978 Hey, when I say jump, you say how high, boy. 68 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,604 Now, get! Go on, get, get, get. 69 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,398 - Okay, okay, I was just joking. Yeah. - Come on, get! 70 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,024 We'll go do it, Pim. Let's go. 71 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,411 What the fuck do you want, huh? 72 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,288 We're just here to pick up some pills. 73 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,248 Who sent you, motherfucker? Who sent you? 74 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,791 Bilbert. A guy named Bilbert. 75 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,460 He did, did he? 76 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,588 You think you're so smart? You think I'm so stupid? 77 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:15,615 I didn't say that. 78 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:18,216 You're so smart, huh? Okay, okay, then tell me… 79 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,011 what the fuck this is? 80 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,637 I think that's your brain, man. 81 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,598 Yeah, I'd put that back in your head if I was you. 82 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,392 Fuck you. Don't tell me what to do, motherfucker. 83 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,525 Okay, we got your pills. 84 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,694 - Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! - Whoa, whoa, stop! 85 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,530 It's fine, Pim, it's fine, it's fine. It's just one of my uncle's classic bits. 86 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,282 Yeah, it's just a bit. 87 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,076 Drive, motherfucker! Drive! 88 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,214 Ow! Hey, stop! Down, down! Stop. 89 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,759 Charlie, is this really how your uncle should be spending his last day on Earth? 90 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,928 There's a nice park nearby that we can go instead. 91 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,513 Of course, man. This is what he wants to do. 92 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,808 - Look at him. - This place sucks. Can't even get hard. 93 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,438 I told you to hold on to that goddamn dog. 94 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,857 Hey, you need to leave. No animals allowed. 95 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:19,110 I'm dying, man. I'll do what I want, damn it! 96 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,738 Come on, get into the car. Let's go. Run, run, run. 97 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,824 - Come on. Let's get out of here. - What did you spit on him? 98 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,576 Come on. Start the car. Come on. Let's go, go, go, go, go! 99 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,919 Yeah. Give me another 20, idiot. 100 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,338 Okay, yeah, here you go. This is my last one. 101 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,092 Hey, Charlie, listen, I know being terminally ill can be stressful, 102 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,845 but I don't think it's a good excuse for him to treat you like this. 103 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:47,973 No, man, it's okay. He's always like this. He's just having fun. 104 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:51,977 Come on! 105 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,979 Oh, no! Damn it! 106 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:57,148 Why the fuck did you hand me an unlucky 20, Charlie? 107 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,984 Everyone freeze! 108 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,279 You're all under arrest for making funny 3D creatures battle each other! 109 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,121 - It's such a lovely night. - It is. 110 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,957 The moon is out. Wow. 111 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,670 - I like walking with you. - Me too. 112 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,674 Do you want to dance? 113 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,633 Okay. 114 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,933 Hey, hey, stop it! Stop it! Stop that horrible dancing! 115 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,686 You suck! You suck at dancing! 116 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,104 Okay. Sorry. 117 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,861 All right, guys, I have a plan for how we're going to get out of this pickle. 118 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:46,197 You guys stay here and take the blame, and I'll go back to my boathouse, 119 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,451 get naked, smoke some salvia, and watch World War II In Color. 120 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,660 What do you think about that? 121 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,331 Yeah, I guess we can do that for you. 122 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,457 No, we're not doing that. 123 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,209 Look, man, I don't want to be in jail either, but he's dying. 124 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,295 - We got to make him happy. - What? 125 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:04,841 I'm not dying, you believed that? Jesus! It was a goddamn prank, you fucking idiot. 126 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,260 - You're so stupid. - What? 127 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,346 You know, you really should treat Charlie better. 128 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,431 He's the only person who would put up with you. 129 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:16,269 Now you've done it. You've just awoken the beast. 130 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,943 - Hey, Uncle Bilbert, stop! - Shut up, Charlie! 131 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,028 The beast is alive again! 132 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,658 I said stop! 133 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:39,417 Good job, Charlie. You did it. You finally did it. 134 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,045 - What? - What do you mean, "What?" 135 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,380 You stood up to me. 136 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,049 I mean, for 30 years, I've been punching you, 137 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,468 spitting on you, and treating you like dirt, 138 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,595 trying to get you to stand up for yourself. 139 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,264 What do you know? You finally did it. 140 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,309 Wait, but you actually did evil stuff, though. 141 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,562 - I mean, I saw you physically do it. - Yeah, you spit acid on someone. 142 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:04,317 Hey, I guess I got a weird way of saying I love you, Charlie. 143 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,195 Wow. I love you too, Uncle Bilbert. 144 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,322 I mean, what else is there to say? Bring her in, man. 145 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,782 - Come on. Come here. - Come on you. 146 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,078 All right. We're gonna let you guys off with a warning. 147 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,205 - You're free to go. - Cool. 148 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:21,251 Whoa! Not you. You'll be staying in here for a long time. 149 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,045 No, no, no, you don't understand. He was just testing me the whole time. 150 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:27,799 No, we don't care about that stuff. He's the Cincinnati Sex Pest. 151 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,759 We've been trying to catch him for 20 years. 152 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,804 Was that also part of the test or was… 153 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,473 No, no, that was more personal stuff, more like a side thing. 154 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,481 I've never met anyone like you. 155 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:47,193 You're the first person to give me butterflies in my tummy. 156 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,405 I like your tummy. Boop. 157 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,531 Stop it. 158 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,255 What a weird day, man. 159 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,132 Hey, at least you finally got to meet my uncle, though. 160 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,301 - Huh? How about that, huh? - Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 161 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,553 By the way, what do you wanna do with this dog? 162 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,473 I was thinking about that, actually. Maybe we bring it back to the office 163 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,224 and Glep can, like, ride it around or something. 164 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,518 - I don't… - Hey! Come back. 165 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,024 Oh, my God! Natasha, no! 166 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,653 Mr. Landlord? 167 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:36,117 Damn, damn, foiled again. Damn you to hell, my genius plan ruined. 168 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:39,329 Why did you do this? I thought you were dead. 169 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,456 Why did you pretend to be a beautiful woman? 170 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,709 You know why, Allan. To hang out with you again. 171 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:48,338 And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that damn dirty dog. 172 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,298 I'm going to kill you. 173 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:54,928 We'll meet again, Allan. Till next time. 174 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,640 Allan, are you okay? What happened? 175 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:01,017 My date turned out to be my landlord and he tricked me, 176 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,228 and I… I got a red rocket from him. 177 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,109 You didn't need to say the last part, man. You could have left that off. 178 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,376 Hey, Charlie. Look, I thought a lot about what you said the other day, 179 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,002 and yeah, you're right, man. 180 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:31,798 I'm just gonna be normal from now on. No more little jokes. 181 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,591 - Shake on it? - Yeah, sure. 182 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,261 - Ow, what is that? - I got you, Charlie! 183 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,847 I will never stop joking around and being silly!