1 00:02:00,035 --> 00:02:01,078 Mr. Soprano? 2 00:02:14,466 --> 00:02:15,842 Have a seat. 3 00:02:45,664 --> 00:02:49,167 My understanding from Dr. Cusamano, your physician... 4 00:02:49,376 --> 00:02:51,086 Is that you collapsed. 5 00:02:51,461 --> 00:02:55,048 Possibly a panic attack? You were unable to breathe? 6 00:02:55,257 --> 00:02:58,176 They said it was a panic attack. 7 00:02:58,802 --> 00:03:01,805 The blood and neurological work came back negative. 8 00:03:03,682 --> 00:03:05,392 And they sent me here. 9 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,686 You don't agree that you had a panic attack? 10 00:03:11,189 --> 00:03:13,066 How are you feeling now? 11 00:03:14,735 --> 00:03:17,195 Fine. Back at work. 12 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,741 What line of work are you in? 13 00:03:20,991 --> 00:03:23,201 Waste management consultant. 14 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:33,420 It's impossible for me to talk to a psychiatrist. 15 00:03:34,254 --> 00:03:38,008 Any thoughts at all on why you blacked out? 16 00:03:39,968 --> 00:03:42,804 I don't know. Stress, maybe. 17 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:45,766 About what? 18 00:03:53,523 --> 00:03:54,900 I don't know. 19 00:03:55,984 --> 00:03:58,987 The morning I got sick, I 'd been thinking. 20 00:04:01,406 --> 00:04:04,117 It's good to be in something from the ground floor. 21 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:07,454 And I came too late for that, I know. 22 00:04:07,704 --> 00:04:11,750 But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. 23 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:13,376 The best is over. 24 00:04:13,627 --> 00:04:16,797 Many Americans, I think, feel that way. 25 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:19,549 I think about my father. 26 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,219 He never reached the heights like me. 27 00:04:22,469 --> 00:04:24,346 In a lot of ways he had it better. 28 00:04:24,596 --> 00:04:28,892 He had his people, they had their standards, they had pride. 29 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,769 Today, what do we got? 30 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:40,153 Did you have these feelings of loss more acutely before you collapsed? 31 00:04:41,571 --> 00:04:43,073 I don't know. 32 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:04,261 A couple months before, these two ducks landed in my pool. 33 00:05:04,469 --> 00:05:08,557 It was amazing. They're from Canada, and it was mating season. 34 00:05:09,558 --> 00:05:11,643 They had some ducklings. 35 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:28,952 My daughter's friend was there to drive her to school. 36 00:05:29,452 --> 00:05:33,540 - Meadow, your father with those ducks. - The yard smells like duck poo. 37 00:05:33,790 --> 00:05:36,793 You gotta have more than just juice for breakfast. 38 00:05:37,043 --> 00:05:41,256 You need brain food for school. Happy birthday, handsome. 39 00:05:41,756 --> 00:05:43,800 - Thirteen. - He doesn't act it. 40 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:47,762 The male and female duck made a home in your pool and did it? 41 00:05:47,971 --> 00:05:50,473 Get out of here! You're so gross! 42 00:05:50,682 --> 00:05:53,101 You want some of last night's sfogliatelle? 43 00:05:53,727 --> 00:05:56,146 - Get out of here with that fat. - One bite. 44 00:05:56,354 --> 00:05:58,064 How do you stay skinny, Mrs. Soprano? 45 00:06:01,318 --> 00:06:03,904 Him, with those ducks. 46 00:06:04,112 --> 00:06:08,074 If you don't like that ramp, I'll build another. Maybe it's the wood. 47 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:19,628 Look, they're trying to fly. 48 00:06:21,504 --> 00:06:24,174 - National geographic, dad. - Yeah, super. 49 00:06:24,382 --> 00:06:27,135 - You showed us yesterday. - This is great! 50 00:06:27,636 --> 00:06:31,765 Now my wife feels this friend is a bad influence. 51 00:06:31,973 --> 00:06:35,101 It's so cool you're coming to Aspen with my family at Christmas. 52 00:06:35,352 --> 00:06:39,856 Last year I saw skeet ulrich, as close as from where you're sitting. 53 00:06:40,065 --> 00:06:41,983 Miss Meadow, we made a deal. 54 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:46,780 Keep your grades up and your curfew until Christmas, then you get to go. 55 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:49,741 - I know that. - Good morning. 56 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:52,369 - Hey, Mr. Soprano. - We're late, dad. 57 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:54,871 - Happy birthday. - Thanks, dad. 58 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:06,132 You're gonna be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? 59 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,303 Birdman, hello! 60 00:07:10,512 --> 00:07:13,223 Yeah, yeah. I'll get home early from work. 61 00:07:13,723 --> 00:07:16,142 I'm not talking about work. 62 00:07:19,396 --> 00:07:21,856 This won't work. I can't talk about my personal life. 63 00:07:22,148 --> 00:07:24,985 Finish telling me about the day you collapsed. 64 00:07:28,738 --> 00:07:32,617 I drove to work with my nephew. He's learning the business. 65 00:07:32,826 --> 00:07:35,328 He '3 an example of what I was talking about before. 66 00:07:35,537 --> 00:07:39,916 Did you call triborough towers about the hauling contract? 67 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:43,878 I got home too late. I didn't want to wake the man up. 68 00:07:45,296 --> 00:07:48,717 Did you get up early and call? He's always in his office by 6. 69 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:52,846 I was nauseous. My mother told me I shouldn't even come in today. 70 00:07:53,263 --> 00:07:57,017 Bear in mind, this is a kid who just bought himself a $60,000 Lexus. 71 00:08:03,898 --> 00:08:05,984 - There's that guy mahaffey. - Get out. 72 00:08:06,192 --> 00:08:08,695 Right there. Next to the boo-boo in pink. 73 00:08:10,196 --> 00:08:11,406 Back up. 74 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:26,880 My friend mahaffey pulling his Taffy. Hello. 75 00:08:27,088 --> 00:08:28,798 We saw this guy. 76 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,176 There was an outstanding loan. 77 00:08:31,384 --> 00:08:32,594 One second. 78 00:08:34,471 --> 00:08:37,057 I don't know where this story is going. 79 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:42,520 But there are a few ethical ground rules we should get out of the way. 80 00:08:44,105 --> 00:08:46,274 What you tell me here... 81 00:08:46,524 --> 00:08:49,778 Falls under doctor/patient confidentiality. 82 00:08:49,986 --> 00:08:51,571 Except if I was... 83 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:56,868 If I was to hear, let's say, a murder was to take place... 84 00:08:57,077 --> 00:08:59,120 Not that it would, but if. 85 00:08:59,621 --> 00:09:03,291 If a patient tells me a story where someone's going to get hurt... 86 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:06,461 I'm supposed to go to the authorities. 87 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:08,963 Technically. 88 00:09:13,134 --> 00:09:15,261 You said you were in waste management. 89 00:09:16,054 --> 00:09:17,138 The environment. 90 00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:20,183 Dr. Cusamano, besides being your family physician... 91 00:09:20,391 --> 00:09:22,977 Is also your next-door neighbor. 92 00:09:23,186 --> 00:09:24,604 See what I'm saying? 93 00:09:24,854 --> 00:09:28,191 I don't know what happened with this fellow, I'm... 94 00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:30,235 I'm just saying. 95 00:09:32,112 --> 00:09:33,363 Nothing. 96 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:35,657 We had coffee. 97 00:09:37,992 --> 00:09:39,285 Help! 98 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:48,002 Security! Help! 99 00:09:48,211 --> 00:09:49,921 Oh, shit. 100 00:10:09,649 --> 00:10:10,692 Asshole! 101 00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:16,197 Tony! 102 00:10:16,781 --> 00:10:17,824 Wait up! 103 00:10:24,205 --> 00:10:25,915 Security! 104 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:52,066 You all right? 105 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:54,736 My leg is broken. The bone's coming through. 106 00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:56,029 Let me see. 107 00:10:56,237 --> 00:10:59,782 I'll give you a fucking bone, you prick! Where's my fucking money? 108 00:11:00,825 --> 00:11:02,202 So you had coffee. 109 00:11:02,702 --> 00:11:03,870 Right. 110 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,789 You son of a bitch, motherfucker. 111 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:15,590 - What are you doing? Get over here! - That's $3000 here. $3000. 112 00:11:15,798 --> 00:11:16,841 Go ahead. 113 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,638 Where's the fucking money? 114 00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,264 I'll get the money! 115 00:11:23,514 --> 00:11:24,766 I know you will. 116 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:28,269 You should get a cork in your mouth because you say I'm nothing... 117 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:31,231 Compared to the people who used to run things. Prick. 118 00:11:32,232 --> 00:11:33,274 I'm nothing. 119 00:11:39,572 --> 00:11:40,782 Shut up. 120 00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:43,956 What are you crying about? Hmo. You're covered. 121 00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:47,038 You prick. 122 00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:51,125 Degenerate fucking gambler. 123 00:11:52,502 --> 00:11:54,545 - Go on. - Next, I had a meeting. 124 00:11:54,837 --> 00:11:58,383 I was called in to consult by a garbage-hauling company I represent. 125 00:11:58,716 --> 00:12:00,635 What's the story with triborough towers? 126 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:05,640 The manager wants the contract with dick, but this kolar sanitation... 127 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:07,767 Another nationwide company. 128 00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:11,771 The kolar brothers. Czechoslovakian immigrants or some shit. 129 00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:15,024 These polacks will haul paper, plastic and aluminum... 130 00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:16,901 For 7000 a month less than dick. 131 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:19,779 They pay us 40 times the monthly for stealing a stop. 132 00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:21,572 That's the thing. They won't. 133 00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:26,286 Says if he can tell the commie bosses in czechoslovakia to fuck off... 134 00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:28,329 He can fucking tell us. 135 00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:31,082 - I give up. - Fucking garbage business. 136 00:12:31,332 --> 00:12:33,543 Yeah, I know. It's all changing. 137 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,461 Let me see what I can do. 138 00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:38,339 Sure? You over your stomachache? 139 00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:43,386 What are you doing here? 140 00:12:43,636 --> 00:12:46,723 Gabriella sends me down here for the capoco/io. 141 00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:49,392 Hey, t, let me ask you something. 142 00:12:49,642 --> 00:12:52,937 Didn't you used to go to school with Artie bucco? 143 00:12:53,187 --> 00:12:56,065 A situation came up. It involves my uncle. 144 00:12:56,858 --> 00:12:58,443 I can't go into details. 145 00:12:58,651 --> 00:12:59,652 That's fine. 146 00:12:59,902 --> 00:13:04,032 But I will say this. My uncle adds to my general stress level. 147 00:13:04,699 --> 00:13:06,701 It's none of my business... 148 00:13:07,201 --> 00:13:09,787 But down at the club, the word is... 149 00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:13,041 Your uncle junior is gonna whack pussy malanga. 150 00:13:16,085 --> 00:13:18,880 He's gonna do it at Artie bucco's restaurant. 151 00:13:29,265 --> 00:13:31,476 Hey, boys. How are you? 152 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,063 Don't move. 153 00:13:35,271 --> 00:13:36,898 Uncle junior, how you doing? 154 00:13:38,316 --> 00:13:39,942 Hey, good to see you. 155 00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:41,736 Hi there, Chris. 156 00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:46,074 I was talking about you. It's Anthony Jr.'s birthday tonight, right? 157 00:13:46,282 --> 00:13:50,870 Don't buy him anything big, we overindulge him. Okay? 158 00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:56,501 - Artie, how's your rash? - It's itchy. 159 00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:57,794 Come here. 160 00:13:58,795 --> 00:14:02,006 - Good to see you. You'll come over? - Yeah, have a seat. 161 00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:09,138 You know what it means, one of these mutts gets wet in here? 162 00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:11,557 It'll ruin his business. 163 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:14,018 You better sit down with your uncle. 164 00:14:17,438 --> 00:14:19,649 Uncle junior's my father's brother. 165 00:14:19,899 --> 00:14:22,693 A good guy, just getting old, cranky. 166 00:14:24,612 --> 00:14:27,573 He used to take me to yankee games when I was a kid. 167 00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:29,575 I love my uncle. 168 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,579 At the same time, when I was young... 169 00:14:33,788 --> 00:14:37,583 He told my girl cousins I would never be a varsity athlete. 170 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:40,711 Frankly, that was a tremendous blow to my self-esteem. 171 00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:05,361 Who's there? 172 00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:06,779 It's me, ma. 173 00:15:08,072 --> 00:15:09,490 Who are you? 174 00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:11,993 Ma, open the door. 175 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:19,083 - Anthony? - Yeah, it's me. Open the door. 176 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,548 Hi, how are you? 177 00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:29,635 Jeez, ma. Get some air in here. 178 00:15:30,553 --> 00:15:32,388 Did you lock the door? 179 00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:35,975 - Yeah, I did. - Somebody called here last night. 180 00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:38,394 - After dark. - Who? 181 00:15:38,644 --> 00:15:41,230 You think I'd answer? It was dark out. 182 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:43,316 Ma, I'll never understand that. 183 00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:45,818 The phone is auditory. Dark is an eye thing. 184 00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:49,447 I could understand not going out. You could getjumped. 185 00:15:49,697 --> 00:15:50,823 But the phone? 186 00:15:51,073 --> 00:15:55,786 Listen to him, he knows everything. You want some lunch? I got eggplant. 187 00:15:56,037 --> 00:15:59,248 No, no, I just ate. Know who I just ran into? 188 00:15:59,415 --> 00:16:00,416 Uncle jun. 189 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:05,588 Oh, that one. You think he ever comes to see his sister-in-law? 190 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,090 Remember Artie bucco? 191 00:16:08,382 --> 00:16:10,384 Kid I went to elementary school with? 192 00:16:10,593 --> 00:16:14,138 Oh, yeah, I still see his mother. 193 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,433 She tells me... 194 00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:20,978 He calls her every day. 195 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:24,565 Well, uncle junior's gonna make a problem for Artie. 196 00:16:24,815 --> 00:16:26,150 Could affect his livelihood. 197 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,153 - What's that? - Cd player. 198 00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:31,280 For who? 199 00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:32,740 For me? 200 00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:34,992 - I don't want it. - You don't want it. 201 00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:39,205 You love music, all the old stuff's on cd. Your favorites. 202 00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:41,582 "Pajama game," Connie Francis. 203 00:16:41,832 --> 00:16:42,875 Here. 204 00:16:46,712 --> 00:16:47,755 Come on. 205 00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,049 Move around a bit. It's good for you. 206 00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:56,055 - Come on. Come on. - Stop it. 207 00:16:57,765 --> 00:17:01,811 You need to occupy your mind. When dad died, you were gonna do things. 208 00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:05,898 - He was a Saint. - I know he was. But he's gone. 209 00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:09,026 You were gonna travel, volunteer. You've done nothing. 210 00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:12,280 Stop telling me how to live my life. Just shut up. 211 00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:14,282 I just worry... 212 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,410 And don't start with that nursing home business again. 213 00:17:17,618 --> 00:17:21,497 It's not a nursing home, it's a retirement community! 214 00:17:21,747 --> 00:17:25,376 You interact with seniors your own age, go places, do things! 215 00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:28,004 I've seen women in nursing homes... 216 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:30,923 In these wheelchairs, babbling like idiots! 217 00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:32,925 Here, eat your eggplant. 218 00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:35,303 I told you, I already ate lunch. 219 00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:40,266 All right, listen. 220 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:44,228 You just speak to uncle junior about Artie, okay? 221 00:17:44,478 --> 00:17:46,272 He respects you. He'll listen to you. 222 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:51,319 If your uncle has business with Arthur, he knows what he's doing. 223 00:17:54,864 --> 00:17:55,906 And I don't? 224 00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,703 Well, all I know is... 225 00:18:00,953 --> 00:18:03,873 Daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons. 226 00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:06,959 Yeah, and I bought cds for a broken record. 227 00:18:11,964 --> 00:18:15,551 I expect to see you at Anthony Jr.'s party with your baked ziti. 228 00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:18,763 Only if I'm picked up and I'm brought back home. 229 00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:22,391 I don't drive when they're predicting rain. 230 00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:24,935 You're healthy. It's good for you to drive. 231 00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,396 Use it or lose it. I gotta go to work. 232 00:18:27,855 --> 00:18:29,023 Sure... 233 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:30,983 Run off! 234 00:18:33,402 --> 00:18:35,655 And that night was my son's birthday party. 235 00:18:35,863 --> 00:18:38,658 My wife invites the priest. He's always at the house. 236 00:18:38,866 --> 00:18:40,117 - Hey, Tony. - How you doing? 237 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,745 - You like creme anglaise? - You bless it, I'll eat it. 238 00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:43,913 She's not coming. 239 00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:45,956 - Who? - Grandma just called. 240 00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:48,417 She started crying and hung up. 241 00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:51,420 - She needs a purpose. - She's tougher than you think. 242 00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:54,090 So, what? No fucking ziti now? 243 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,748 At first it felt like... 244 00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:29,917 Ginger ale in my skull. 245 00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:44,140 - Mom, daddyjust fell! Mom! - Oh, my god. Tony! 246 00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:48,519 Get back! 247 00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:51,856 Daddy! Dad! 248 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,608 Anthony Jr., call 911. 249 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:11,876 Dr. Cusamano put me in the hospital, gave me every kind of test. 250 00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:23,637 Okay. 251 00:20:28,142 --> 00:20:30,102 Hey! Carm. 252 00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:36,901 - Thought you might want some company. - Yeah. 253 00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:40,446 6:30 in the morning. 254 00:20:42,948 --> 00:20:46,076 - How are the kids? - They're worried about you. 255 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:50,247 I told Anthony Jr. We'd rain-check his birthday. 256 00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:00,132 Think I got a brain tumor? 257 00:21:00,883 --> 00:21:02,468 Well, we're gonna find out. 258 00:21:02,718 --> 00:21:05,679 What a bedside manner. Very encouraging. 259 00:21:05,888 --> 00:21:07,556 What, are you gonna not know? 260 00:21:12,228 --> 00:21:15,105 We had some good times. Had some good years. 261 00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:17,274 Here he goes with the nostalgia. 262 00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:19,318 No marriage is perfect. 263 00:21:19,527 --> 00:21:21,362 Having that goomar on the side helps. 264 00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:25,199 I'm not seeing her anymore. What about that priest? 265 00:21:25,407 --> 00:21:26,784 Don't even go there. 266 00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:30,746 Father is a spiritual mentor. He's making me a better catholic! 267 00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,666 Well, we all got different needs. 268 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:37,670 What's different between us is, you're going to hell when you die. 269 00:21:56,355 --> 00:22:00,776 My nephew, Christopher, was handling the garbage contract problem. 270 00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:03,863 But on this I will also not go into detail. 271 00:22:20,421 --> 00:22:22,631 Emil kolar. 272 00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:24,842 Chris moltisanti. 273 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:28,679 Hey, in Czech Republic too, we love pork. 274 00:22:29,054 --> 00:22:30,806 You ever have our sausages? 275 00:22:31,056 --> 00:22:35,561 No, no. I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Jimmy Dean's. 276 00:22:36,061 --> 00:22:39,106 See what you learn when you cross cultures and shit? 277 00:22:40,816 --> 00:22:43,277 My uncle evzen doesn't know I came. 278 00:22:43,527 --> 00:22:45,905 If we make any progress, I'll tell him. 279 00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:50,159 Hey, we have to make progress, Emil. We gotta stop the madness. 280 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:53,329 Business is changing, we're the younger generation. 281 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:55,122 We have issues in common. 282 00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:02,254 Where'd you go to high school? Was it Poland? 283 00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:04,840 I'm not Polish. 284 00:23:05,090 --> 00:23:08,093 Czechoslovakian, that's a type of polack, right? 285 00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:11,722 We came here when I was 9. I went to west essex. 286 00:23:11,972 --> 00:23:15,100 You used to play my cousin Gregory in football, he... 287 00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:18,395 - Where's the stuff? - Yes, yes, yes. 288 00:23:20,689 --> 00:23:24,568 The reason for the visit. We got it all deployed for you. 289 00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:27,821 Taste the wares, Emil. 290 00:23:54,473 --> 00:23:59,395 The doctors kept me hanging about the tests, as doctors will do. 291 00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:03,315 So my uncle and I played a round of golf and had lunch. 292 00:24:03,565 --> 00:24:06,986 You keep mentioning your uncle. What's the problem? 293 00:24:07,653 --> 00:24:08,696 Who do you think you are? 294 00:24:08,946 --> 00:24:12,116 I'm the person who says how things go, that's who. 295 00:24:12,324 --> 00:24:16,203 Artie's dinner business is nice, upscale people from the suburbs. 296 00:24:16,453 --> 00:24:17,788 Don't ruin his life. 297 00:24:18,038 --> 00:24:20,874 Vesuvio is where pussy feels safe. 298 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:23,585 He's been eating here all his life. 299 00:24:23,877 --> 00:24:25,671 You kill him some place else. 300 00:24:25,921 --> 00:24:29,049 You may run north Jersey, but you don't run your uncle! 301 00:24:29,299 --> 00:24:32,761 How many fucking hours did I spend playing catch with you? 302 00:24:37,141 --> 00:24:40,686 Can we focus more on your immediate family? 303 00:24:41,729 --> 00:24:44,648 My wife and daughter were not getting along. 304 00:24:47,443 --> 00:24:50,279 Darn, these laser discs are incredible! 305 00:24:50,988 --> 00:24:56,035 Tony watches godfather ii. He says it looks just like the movie theater. 306 00:24:56,285 --> 00:24:58,620 Gordon Willis. Tony prefers ii, not I? 307 00:24:58,871 --> 00:25:01,540 He likes where vito goes back to sicily. 308 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:04,043 With III, he was like, "what happened?" 309 00:25:04,251 --> 00:25:06,545 Where does Tony rank goodfel/as? 310 00:25:08,255 --> 00:25:10,090 What, do you have raccoons? 311 00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:12,968 - Somebody's jimmying a window. - What? 312 00:25:13,177 --> 00:25:16,555 You have all these security lights, who would try and...? 313 00:25:17,473 --> 00:25:20,225 Oh, no. Jeez, Louise! 314 00:25:21,018 --> 00:25:22,269 Hold it! 315 00:25:22,686 --> 00:25:23,896 Meadow. 316 00:25:25,397 --> 00:25:29,568 I noticed the glass rattles every time I walk to the laundry room. 317 00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:31,570 Do we have any putty? 318 00:25:31,779 --> 00:25:33,989 Don't give me that. You snuck out! 319 00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:35,449 What's going on? 320 00:25:35,657 --> 00:25:38,035 You locked my bedroom window so I'd get caught. 321 00:25:38,285 --> 00:25:41,413 Normal people thought you were upstairs doing your homework! 322 00:25:41,663 --> 00:25:45,250 You have become a master of lying and conniving. 323 00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:47,127 I know I'm grounded. 324 00:25:47,377 --> 00:25:50,047 Patrick's swim meet is tomorrow, and he needed me! 325 00:25:50,255 --> 00:25:53,467 Grounded for this? Oh, no, you're not grounded. 326 00:25:53,675 --> 00:25:57,846 You're not going to Aspen with hunter scangarelo! 327 00:26:00,015 --> 00:26:01,725 But this shit I'm telling you... 328 00:26:01,975 --> 00:26:04,103 It'll all blow over. 329 00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:11,193 Didn't you admit to Dr. Cusamano that you were feeling depressed? 330 00:26:23,288 --> 00:26:24,456 "Melfi." 331 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,835 What part of the boot you from? 332 00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:29,962 Dr. Melfi. 333 00:26:30,754 --> 00:26:33,423 My father's people were from caserta. 334 00:26:33,632 --> 00:26:35,175 Avellino. 335 00:26:35,384 --> 00:26:38,512 My mother would have loved it if you and I got together. 336 00:26:45,352 --> 00:26:49,982 Anxiety attacks are legitimate psychiatric emergencies. 337 00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:52,484 Suppose you were driving and you passed out. 338 00:26:52,734 --> 00:26:54,194 Let me tell you something. 339 00:26:54,444 --> 00:26:57,531 Nowadays, everybody's gotta go to shrinks and counselors... 340 00:26:57,781 --> 00:27:01,285 And go on Sally jessy Raphael and talk about their problems. 341 00:27:01,493 --> 00:27:04,204 Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? 342 00:27:04,454 --> 00:27:06,707 The strong, silent type? 343 00:27:06,957 --> 00:27:08,333 That was an American. 344 00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:11,253 He wasn't in touch with his feelings. 345 00:27:11,503 --> 00:27:15,215 They didn't realize once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings... 346 00:27:15,424 --> 00:27:16,984 They wouldn't be able to shut him up! 347 00:27:17,134 --> 00:27:20,095 So it's dysfunction this and that! And dysfunction va fangool! 348 00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:23,348 You have strong feelings about this. 349 00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:27,144 I had a semester and a half of college... 350 00:27:27,394 --> 00:27:30,898 So I understand Freud. I understand therapy as a concept. 351 00:27:31,106 --> 00:27:33,775 But in my world, it does not go down. 352 00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:37,738 Could I be happier? Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't? 353 00:27:38,864 --> 00:27:40,407 Do you feel depressed? 354 00:27:43,452 --> 00:27:45,454 Do you feel depressed? 355 00:27:51,168 --> 00:27:53,170 Since the ducks left... 356 00:27:54,421 --> 00:27:55,672 I guess. 357 00:27:56,381 --> 00:27:59,593 The ducks that preceded your losing consciousness. 358 00:27:59,927 --> 00:28:02,137 Let's talk about them. 359 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:18,862 You can't blame t for being pissed. You should have waited. 360 00:28:19,112 --> 00:28:21,573 That's the last time I show any fucking initiative. 361 00:28:21,823 --> 00:28:23,909 Imagine how I felt? 362 00:28:24,243 --> 00:28:25,702 T's running down the business... 363 00:28:25,911 --> 00:28:28,247 I fucking wet a guy to keep one of our stops. 364 00:28:28,497 --> 00:28:31,959 He's not running it down. It's just getting harder in New York. 365 00:28:39,007 --> 00:28:40,467 Come on! 366 00:28:40,842 --> 00:28:43,262 - This is fucked up. - What, pussy? 367 00:28:43,512 --> 00:28:47,057 The kolar uncle is gonna find the kid dead on one of his bins... 368 00:28:47,266 --> 00:28:49,893 And get out of our fucking business? No way. 369 00:28:50,143 --> 00:28:52,187 "Louis brassi sleeps with the fishes." 370 00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:55,565 Luca brassi. 371 00:28:55,774 --> 00:28:57,276 - Luca. - Whatever. 372 00:28:58,318 --> 00:29:00,362 There's differences, Christopher. 373 00:29:00,612 --> 00:29:03,282 From the Luca brassi situation and this? 374 00:29:05,325 --> 00:29:09,204 Look, if the kolars know the kid is dead, it hardens their position. 375 00:29:09,454 --> 00:29:13,083 Plus, now the cops are looking for a fucking murderer. 376 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:14,626 What do you want to do? 377 00:29:15,085 --> 00:29:18,005 He disappears. He never comes home. 378 00:29:18,297 --> 00:29:20,340 They know, but they don't know. 379 00:29:20,549 --> 00:29:23,885 They hope maybe he'll turn up... if. 380 00:29:25,762 --> 00:29:27,597 Come on. Let's get him. 381 00:29:29,683 --> 00:29:32,227 Take him to staten island, I'll cut him up. 382 00:29:32,477 --> 00:29:35,814 Pussy, you know, with t collapsing at the birthday... 383 00:29:36,064 --> 00:29:39,943 What would you do if he was, like, disabled? 384 00:29:40,152 --> 00:29:41,945 Why would you even ask that? 385 00:29:44,614 --> 00:29:46,658 Our lecture series in action. 386 00:29:46,908 --> 00:29:48,744 Someone from the university discussing... 387 00:29:48,994 --> 00:29:52,247 The novels of, I believe, zora neale hurston. 388 00:29:54,124 --> 00:29:56,626 Didn't you just read her in school, med? 389 00:29:57,878 --> 00:29:59,338 It's very nice. 390 00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,679 You know, grandma, this place is neat. 391 00:30:07,929 --> 00:30:09,890 You should really think about it. 392 00:30:10,557 --> 00:30:13,226 This room was renovated last year. 393 00:30:13,477 --> 00:30:14,936 What goes on behind there? 394 00:30:15,604 --> 00:30:18,106 Those doors lead to our nursing unit. 395 00:30:19,608 --> 00:30:21,234 This is a nursing home! 396 00:30:21,485 --> 00:30:23,362 This is a residence, but just in case... 397 00:30:23,612 --> 00:30:26,698 No, you're not getting me into a nursing home. 398 00:30:26,948 --> 00:30:28,784 You're not listening to what she's saying. 399 00:30:29,034 --> 00:30:31,286 Women in wheelchairs, babbling like idiots! 400 00:30:31,536 --> 00:30:33,121 Ma, you're not listening. 401 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:36,333 You think you're so high and mighty, don't you? 402 00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:39,044 With your fancy office. 403 00:30:39,586 --> 00:30:42,506 Anthony, people come here to die! 404 00:30:46,468 --> 00:30:51,264 Oh, my god! Somebody get a doctor. 405 00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:04,111 So you've come back for help. Don't look at that as a defeat. 406 00:31:04,486 --> 00:31:07,322 She's one of those who grew up during the depression. 407 00:31:07,572 --> 00:31:10,450 But the depression to her was a trip to six flags. 408 00:31:10,659 --> 00:31:12,244 There's that "d" word again. 409 00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:20,710 Stay with your mother. 410 00:31:25,173 --> 00:31:28,718 Now that my father's dead, he's a Saint. 411 00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:32,889 When he was alive, nothing. 412 00:31:37,269 --> 00:31:40,605 My dad was tough, he ran his own crew. 413 00:31:41,314 --> 00:31:45,402 A guy like that and my mother wore him down to a little nub. 414 00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:48,738 He was a squeaking little gerbil when he died. 415 00:31:50,282 --> 00:31:53,660 Quite a formidable maternal presence. 416 00:31:57,372 --> 00:32:02,461 I gotta be honest. I'm not getting any satisfaction from my work, either. 417 00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:03,962 Why? 418 00:32:05,881 --> 00:32:07,340 Well, because of rico. 419 00:32:07,883 --> 00:32:10,760 - Is he your brother? - No. The rico statutes. 420 00:32:11,011 --> 00:32:13,346 - Oh, of course, right. - You read the papers? 421 00:32:13,555 --> 00:32:15,875 You know, the government's using electronic surveillance... 422 00:32:16,099 --> 00:32:20,562 And various legal strategies to squeeze my business. 423 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:28,111 Do you have any qualms about how you actually make a living? 424 00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:35,243 I find I have to be the sad clown. 425 00:32:35,702 --> 00:32:38,580 Laughing on the outside... 426 00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:40,457 Crying on the inside. 427 00:32:40,707 --> 00:32:43,168 See, things are trending downward. 428 00:32:44,836 --> 00:32:47,797 Used to be, a guy got pinched, he took his prison jolt. 429 00:32:48,173 --> 00:32:50,717 Everybody upheld a code of silence. 430 00:32:50,926 --> 00:32:54,221 Nowadays, no values. 431 00:32:54,596 --> 00:32:57,682 Guys today have no room for the penal experience. 432 00:32:57,933 --> 00:33:00,060 So everybody turns government witness. 433 00:33:04,231 --> 00:33:06,942 I feel exhausted just talking about it. 434 00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:12,572 Well, with today's pharmacology, no one needs to suffer... 435 00:33:12,822 --> 00:33:16,326 With feelings of exhaustion and depression. 436 00:33:17,452 --> 00:33:21,164 Here we go. Here comes the Prozac. 437 00:33:29,798 --> 00:33:30,966 Mahaffey doesn't have it. 438 00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:32,926 What do you mean he doesn't have it? 439 00:33:33,134 --> 00:33:34,219 He doesn't have the money. 440 00:33:34,427 --> 00:33:35,762 How can he not have the money? 441 00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:38,223 The man does not have the money. 442 00:33:38,473 --> 00:33:40,934 We ran the man over with the car. T, himself. 443 00:33:41,142 --> 00:33:44,479 The man has no wiggle room. He's bled dry. 444 00:33:51,528 --> 00:33:54,197 I hear junior wants to whack pussy bompensiero? 445 00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:57,117 - Pussy malanga. - Oh, little pussy. 446 00:33:57,325 --> 00:33:59,619 You think he's gonna fuck with big pussy? 447 00:33:59,869 --> 00:34:01,371 My pussy? 448 00:34:02,205 --> 00:34:03,456 Andrea. 449 00:34:05,625 --> 00:34:08,253 Stay with drinks on the house all night. 450 00:34:08,712 --> 00:34:11,089 - Sorry, Mr. Dante. - It's okay. 451 00:34:12,048 --> 00:34:16,261 So your uncle resents that you're the boss. 452 00:34:16,553 --> 00:34:18,138 The sadness accrues. 453 00:34:19,097 --> 00:34:21,099 Your uncle's had a hard-on his whole life. 454 00:34:21,349 --> 00:34:23,518 First, against your father, his younger brother... 455 00:34:23,768 --> 00:34:25,562 Because he was a made man before him. 456 00:34:25,812 --> 00:34:27,439 And now, you. 457 00:34:27,856 --> 00:34:31,610 So, sure, he can't stomach your telling him what to do. 458 00:34:32,068 --> 00:34:34,112 Hesh, I love the man. 459 00:34:34,321 --> 00:34:38,074 The man is driven in Toto by his insecurities. 460 00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:40,577 I feel bad I was the messenger. 461 00:34:42,871 --> 00:34:45,206 Your friend Artie, with the restaurant. 462 00:34:45,415 --> 00:34:47,083 Get him out of town. 463 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:51,713 That way the restaurant closes, the hit goes down some place else. 464 00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:55,592 You old fucking Jew. 465 00:34:55,842 --> 00:34:58,094 No wonder my old man kept you around so long. 466 00:34:58,303 --> 00:35:01,848 So what about this fucking Jew's 250 on mahaffey's 100? 467 00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:08,730 Mahaffey has a new business partner... 468 00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:10,231 You. 469 00:35:10,482 --> 00:35:12,317 These hmos pay out millions... 470 00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:15,111 To doctors, hospitals, whatever. 471 00:35:15,445 --> 00:35:18,448 That mri I had, $2000 a pop. 472 00:35:18,698 --> 00:35:20,950 Now, we give this mahaffey a choice. 473 00:35:21,201 --> 00:35:23,578 Either his company pays out phony claims... 474 00:35:23,828 --> 00:35:26,039 To fake clinics we set up... 475 00:35:26,956 --> 00:35:30,669 Or he pays hesh the 250 grand he owes him... 476 00:35:30,919 --> 00:35:33,129 Which we know he cannot do. 477 00:35:36,257 --> 00:35:38,551 Or it's a rainy night in lyndhurst. 478 00:35:40,011 --> 00:35:43,098 Very smart. Could be major. 479 00:35:43,765 --> 00:35:45,558 Could be as good as garbage. 480 00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:49,688 - Garbage is our bread and butter. - Was. 481 00:36:00,115 --> 00:36:02,117 Miss Meadow! 482 00:36:05,078 --> 00:36:06,496 So, med. 483 00:36:06,996 --> 00:36:09,207 I'm not going. 484 00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:13,586 Every year, on this date, since you were itty-bitty... 485 00:36:13,837 --> 00:36:15,880 Mom and Meadow get all dolled up... 486 00:36:16,089 --> 00:36:21,094 Drive into New York Plaza hotel for tea under Eloise's portrait. 487 00:36:21,302 --> 00:36:22,971 Look, where's yours? 488 00:36:23,179 --> 00:36:24,681 I have too much homework. 489 00:36:24,931 --> 00:36:27,058 Meadow, its our little tradition! 490 00:36:27,308 --> 00:36:28,893 We always have so much fun! 491 00:36:29,144 --> 00:36:32,397 To tell you the truth, I felt it was dumb since I was 8! 492 00:36:32,647 --> 00:36:35,024 I just go because you like it. 493 00:36:38,361 --> 00:36:42,782 Here I thought this was something we would do long after you got married... 494 00:36:43,283 --> 00:36:44,868 With girls of your own. 495 00:36:45,076 --> 00:36:46,956 Hopefully I won't be living around here by then. 496 00:36:47,203 --> 00:36:49,164 You've got mail. 497 00:36:50,749 --> 00:36:55,879 Meadow, you can't just lie and cheat and break the rules you don't like! 498 00:36:58,506 --> 00:37:01,092 What? You have something you want to say? 499 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:06,556 Mom, do you have any idea how much it means to go skiing in Aspen? 500 00:37:07,056 --> 00:37:09,225 Do you think that'll happen every year? 501 00:37:09,434 --> 00:37:12,896 Like lame tea and scones at the Plaza hotel? 502 00:37:15,523 --> 00:37:18,443 - Goodbye. - Close my door, please. 503 00:37:21,446 --> 00:37:26,159 Give me a drop. Oh! A drop, not a spurt. Soave, a drop! 504 00:37:27,619 --> 00:37:29,746 - How are you? - All right. Stir the meatballs. 505 00:37:29,996 --> 00:37:32,624 - Could you help me out? - Yeah, what do you need? 506 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:34,793 Cruise. Caribbean. 507 00:37:35,043 --> 00:37:37,962 S.s. Sagafl'ord, 11th through the 29th. 508 00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:40,381 Pair of tickets. I can't use them. 509 00:37:40,632 --> 00:37:42,467 Can you take them off my hands? 510 00:37:42,717 --> 00:37:44,761 - Where'd they come from? - Comps. 511 00:37:45,845 --> 00:37:47,222 Comps? 512 00:37:47,555 --> 00:37:48,807 What does that mean? 513 00:37:49,015 --> 00:37:51,810 As manager for the kitchen and restaurant workers union... 514 00:37:52,018 --> 00:37:55,438 I administer the dental plan. You listening to me? 515 00:37:55,647 --> 00:37:59,317 A couple of dentists got together and awarded me these tickets. 516 00:37:59,567 --> 00:38:02,320 The problem is, I can't get away those dates. 517 00:38:05,323 --> 00:38:08,034 Here. When was your last vacation? 518 00:38:08,243 --> 00:38:10,829 - Anthony, thank you. - All right. 519 00:38:18,169 --> 00:38:19,838 Mr. Soprano? 520 00:38:27,679 --> 00:38:31,224 You cannot accept a gift like that from Tony soprano! No way! 521 00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:32,725 Listen to me, Charmaine... 522 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:36,312 If I stick my hand up the ass of one more lobster without a break... 523 00:38:36,563 --> 00:38:37,814 I'm gonna go postal. 524 00:38:38,064 --> 00:38:41,359 I don't even want to talk about it anymore, please! 525 00:38:41,609 --> 00:38:45,655 Art, Melissa, come on, honey. It's time to go home. 526 00:38:45,905 --> 00:38:50,201 You have to get away. We have to get away for the marriage. 527 00:38:50,451 --> 00:38:55,456 No! It's bad enough that these mobsters patronize the place, okay? 528 00:38:55,707 --> 00:38:57,458 So what? We're not connected. 529 00:38:57,667 --> 00:39:00,670 Right. Because we just turned down those tickets! 530 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,632 But the tickets were comps. Tony is a labor leader. 531 00:39:04,883 --> 00:39:06,509 Arthur, please. Grow up! 532 00:39:06,759 --> 00:39:10,555 Does the mind not rebel at any scenario under which dentists... 533 00:39:10,805 --> 00:39:15,476 Are sending the Don of New Jersey first class on a non/vegian steamship? 534 00:39:15,727 --> 00:39:19,606 Come on, Arthur, somebody donated their kneecaps for those tickets! 535 00:39:20,315 --> 00:39:23,818 Herman, there is no way I can subvert my fucking company. 536 00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:27,155 Have them pay claims for mris that never happened? 537 00:39:27,405 --> 00:39:30,867 - The papennork will look real. - How do I not get caught? 538 00:39:31,075 --> 00:39:34,245 I hate to hear you knocking yourself. You're a smart guy. 539 00:39:34,495 --> 00:39:38,207 I'm depressed. I'm so fucking depressed I can't eat, sleep. 540 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:41,294 - You on Prozac? - Zoloft. It's similar. 541 00:39:41,502 --> 00:39:43,838 - It's supposed to help with gambling. - No shit. 542 00:39:44,088 --> 00:39:46,341 This new generation of antidepressants... 543 00:39:46,591 --> 00:39:49,552 Are supposed to be useful against compulsive behaviors. 544 00:39:49,802 --> 00:39:51,054 That's a shame. 545 00:39:51,262 --> 00:39:53,848 A medication comes along after your gambling... 546 00:39:54,098 --> 00:39:56,434 Gets your fucking hip busted to shit. 547 00:39:56,643 --> 00:39:58,895 I'm trying not to be cynical. 548 00:39:59,145 --> 00:40:03,024 Your debt and the feelings surrounding it is the source of all your problems. 549 00:40:03,274 --> 00:40:05,777 I'm sorry I haven't paid you, Herman. 550 00:40:06,027 --> 00:40:07,487 I know you are. 551 00:40:07,695 --> 00:40:09,906 And I never meant to denigrate Tony soprano. 552 00:40:10,156 --> 00:40:12,700 - Want to walk on the rocks? - Crutches, I can't. 553 00:40:12,951 --> 00:40:15,912 It's beautiful out there. Come on, we'll help you. 554 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,789 I go out there to think. 555 00:40:32,762 --> 00:40:34,138 Thanks, but no. 556 00:40:36,933 --> 00:40:38,351 Let's try it. 557 00:40:38,601 --> 00:40:42,313 What you were saying before with the mris and... 558 00:41:07,088 --> 00:41:09,090 Dick's looking for you! 559 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,886 Hey, Tony, I just heard from triborough towers. 560 00:41:14,137 --> 00:41:17,223 The kolar brothers withdrew their bid. 561 00:41:17,473 --> 00:41:18,725 That's good. That's good. 562 00:41:18,975 --> 00:41:21,894 Listen, by the way, Artie bucco's here to see you. 563 00:41:22,395 --> 00:41:24,439 - I gotta go, guys. - Take care. 564 00:41:32,822 --> 00:41:34,323 Artie, you all right? 565 00:41:37,035 --> 00:41:39,162 - I can't. - What are you talking about? 566 00:41:39,412 --> 00:41:42,290 We discussed this. You gotta leave town. 567 00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:43,791 I'm sorry. 568 00:41:52,050 --> 00:41:53,301 This is unacceptable. 569 00:41:53,509 --> 00:41:55,803 I made a reservation two weeks ago. 570 00:41:56,012 --> 00:42:00,016 Sir, people are not leaving, and there are five parties ahead of you. 571 00:42:00,224 --> 00:42:02,894 - So what would you like...? - Can I help you? 572 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,440 I tore her a new one. 573 00:42:08,483 --> 00:42:11,444 Why don't we just go to another restaurant and eat? 574 00:42:11,652 --> 00:42:12,945 We're here. 575 00:42:13,196 --> 00:42:15,615 Mr. Soprano, how you doing? Good to see you. 576 00:42:15,823 --> 00:42:17,241 How you doing? 577 00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:21,287 This way. Excuse me. 578 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:30,004 Sweetie-pie, I'm hungry. Tony, where you going? 579 00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:31,964 Hey. How are you? 580 00:42:35,301 --> 00:42:36,594 You come here? 581 00:42:36,844 --> 00:42:38,554 When possible. 582 00:42:39,472 --> 00:42:43,726 Those decorating tips you gave me, they really work. 583 00:42:47,772 --> 00:42:48,940 How you doing? 584 00:42:53,778 --> 00:42:55,446 Nils, nils? 585 00:42:55,655 --> 00:42:57,240 Do you know who that was? 586 00:42:57,490 --> 00:43:00,159 Well, I mean, obviously you do. 587 00:43:00,409 --> 00:43:01,953 What, is he a patient? 588 00:43:02,203 --> 00:43:03,579 You know I can't say. 589 00:43:08,042 --> 00:43:10,378 Decorating tips, yeah, right. 590 00:43:10,628 --> 00:43:12,630 Nils, shut the fuck up. 591 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,883 Mr. Borglund, they're setting up your table now. 592 00:43:20,471 --> 00:43:22,807 Who was that woman at the restaurant? 593 00:43:23,057 --> 00:43:24,475 My decorator. 594 00:43:24,725 --> 00:43:27,145 What? You're redoing the garbage dump? 595 00:43:27,353 --> 00:43:30,690 That's funny. Hey, you better not mess with that hat! 596 00:43:34,235 --> 00:43:36,988 Come on, it's jfk's hat! I bought it at that auction. 597 00:43:37,238 --> 00:43:38,406 Give me that! 598 00:43:39,824 --> 00:43:41,367 Inna, Jesus. 599 00:43:41,784 --> 00:43:45,705 I know there is something more intimate between you and her. 600 00:43:46,205 --> 00:43:48,207 Nothing intimate. We just talk. 601 00:43:58,426 --> 00:44:00,136 Mr. Soprano, buona sera. 602 00:44:00,386 --> 00:44:02,388 We don't see you. Where you been? 603 00:44:09,061 --> 00:44:10,938 You know, sometimes... 604 00:44:12,064 --> 00:44:13,399 Life is good. 605 00:44:13,608 --> 00:44:15,526 Life is often good. 606 00:44:16,861 --> 00:44:19,071 Regaleali, for example. 607 00:44:20,907 --> 00:44:23,159 You've been in good spirits the last couple days. 608 00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:36,047 Carmela, there's something I gotta confess. 609 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,052 What are you doing? 610 00:44:41,302 --> 00:44:44,055 Getting my wine in position to throw in your face! 611 00:44:44,263 --> 00:44:45,556 You're always with the drama. 612 00:44:45,765 --> 00:44:48,184 Confess already, please. Get it over with! 613 00:44:53,272 --> 00:44:54,732 I'm on Prozac. 614 00:44:56,150 --> 00:44:57,568 Oh. Oh, my god. 615 00:44:58,361 --> 00:45:00,154 I been seeing a therapist. 616 00:45:00,404 --> 00:45:03,115 Oh, my god. I think that's great. 617 00:45:03,324 --> 00:45:06,369 I think that's wonderful! I think that's so gutsy! 618 00:45:06,577 --> 00:45:09,372 - Take it easy. - But I think that's very wonderful. 619 00:45:09,580 --> 00:45:11,540 You'd think I was Hannibal Lecter. 620 00:45:11,791 --> 00:45:14,377 I think it's great. Psychology doesn't address the soul. 621 00:45:14,627 --> 00:45:16,462 But this is a start. This is something. 622 00:45:16,671 --> 00:45:18,547 Oh, I'm gonna shut up now. 623 00:45:19,131 --> 00:45:20,633 I'll shut up now. 624 00:45:21,467 --> 00:45:22,885 You're the only person who knows. 625 00:45:23,135 --> 00:45:26,013 The only reason I'm telling you this is because you're my wife. 626 00:45:26,264 --> 00:45:29,600 You're the only person on this planet that I'm completely honest with. 627 00:45:29,850 --> 00:45:31,602 Oh, please. 628 00:45:31,811 --> 00:45:33,479 Hey, goddamn it, I'm serious. 629 00:45:33,813 --> 00:45:35,982 If the wrong person finds out, I get a steel jacket... 630 00:45:36,232 --> 00:45:38,526 Of antidepressant in the back of the head. 631 00:45:48,077 --> 00:45:50,621 I didn't realize you were so unhappy. 632 00:45:54,667 --> 00:45:55,918 I don't know. 633 00:45:56,544 --> 00:45:58,170 My mother... 634 00:45:58,379 --> 00:46:00,214 You told him about your father, right? 635 00:46:00,464 --> 00:46:03,134 - Who? - Your therapist. 636 00:46:04,468 --> 00:46:06,637 Yeah. Yeah, I told him. 637 00:46:06,846 --> 00:46:10,641 Good. But your mother is the one. 638 00:46:11,517 --> 00:46:16,022 I don't know, I just feel like lately my life's out of balance. 639 00:46:18,816 --> 00:46:22,320 Our existence on this earth is a puzzle. 640 00:46:23,362 --> 00:46:25,281 My own daughter hates me. 641 00:46:26,449 --> 00:46:28,200 She doesn't hate you, carm. 642 00:46:28,451 --> 00:46:30,161 We were best friends. 643 00:46:30,411 --> 00:46:33,622 Mothers and their daughters. She'll come back to you. 644 00:46:38,627 --> 00:46:39,879 - Hello? - Jesus! 645 00:46:40,087 --> 00:46:42,006 What's the matter, no social life? 646 00:46:42,214 --> 00:46:43,716 Blow me. 647 00:46:45,051 --> 00:46:46,302 Dad. 648 00:46:46,510 --> 00:46:49,847 I brought you my primavera. It's your favorite. 649 00:46:51,390 --> 00:46:52,892 - Who is it? - Christopher. 650 00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:55,478 - Hey. - Our friend is back in town. 651 00:46:55,728 --> 00:47:00,483 "Little pussy� malanga, sometimes confused with "big pussy" bompensiero... 652 00:47:01,275 --> 00:47:02,675 Had just returned from Florida... 653 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,820 So it's gonna go down soon? 654 00:47:05,029 --> 00:47:07,031 Don't worry. I got a way to put it to bed. 655 00:47:08,908 --> 00:47:10,493 Come on, Meadow. 656 00:47:11,202 --> 00:47:14,080 - Go, falcons! - Come on, let's go! 657 00:47:14,955 --> 00:47:17,166 So when do you need this by? 658 00:47:17,416 --> 00:47:18,834 Right away. 659 00:47:19,377 --> 00:47:22,588 - Way to go, Meadow! - Beautiful, beautiful! 660 00:47:23,255 --> 00:47:25,383 I think I can get a party like that together. 661 00:47:25,758 --> 00:47:29,261 - Side out? That ball hit the line! - What are you doing, ref? 662 00:47:33,808 --> 00:47:35,142 Mom didn't come? 663 00:47:35,393 --> 00:47:37,395 Didn't think you wanted her to. 664 00:47:38,104 --> 00:47:39,730 The car's over there. 665 00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:42,608 Hey, Mr. Dante. See you, Heather. 666 00:47:43,818 --> 00:47:45,361 You guys played a good game. 667 00:47:45,611 --> 00:47:47,405 Heather Dante. Where'd she get that spike? 668 00:47:47,655 --> 00:47:50,366 Don't you think it's unfair what mom is doing? 669 00:47:50,616 --> 00:47:53,035 Making this little movie scene out of it. 670 00:47:53,244 --> 00:47:56,997 "The sad mom who can't even come to her daughter's sports event." 671 00:48:03,462 --> 00:48:04,797 Dad? 672 00:48:05,423 --> 00:48:07,425 Don't you think it's totally out there? 673 00:48:07,633 --> 00:48:11,595 I mean, my Aspen trip. What is she thinking? 674 00:48:12,596 --> 00:48:14,056 Dad? 675 00:48:19,895 --> 00:48:22,231 It's been years since I've been here. 676 00:48:22,606 --> 00:48:25,025 Dad, please talk to her, please. 677 00:48:25,359 --> 00:48:28,028 God, this is so stupid. 678 00:48:28,988 --> 00:48:30,448 Why are we sitting here? 679 00:48:32,199 --> 00:48:35,369 Your mother thinks you have the capacity to be a top student. 680 00:48:35,578 --> 00:48:36,829 And I agree. 681 00:48:37,037 --> 00:48:38,789 What do you guys want, perfection? 682 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:43,669 What are you looking at? 683 00:48:44,170 --> 00:48:47,673 Your great-grandfather and his brother frank... 684 00:48:48,507 --> 00:48:50,176 They built this place. 685 00:48:50,801 --> 00:48:52,052 Big whoop. 686 00:48:52,303 --> 00:48:55,514 Stone and marble workers. They came over here from Italy... 687 00:48:56,307 --> 00:48:58,517 And they built this place. 688 00:48:59,768 --> 00:49:02,354 Yeah, right. Two guys. 689 00:49:03,564 --> 00:49:08,527 No, they were two guys on a crew of, you know, laborers. 690 00:49:10,863 --> 00:49:13,574 They didn't design it... 691 00:49:13,824 --> 00:49:16,035 But they knew how to build it. 692 00:49:18,496 --> 00:49:21,373 Now find two guys who can put decent grout around your bathtub. 693 00:49:58,994 --> 00:50:00,371 So I feel good. 694 00:50:00,621 --> 00:50:03,999 So I don't know if I'm gonna be needing to come back. 695 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,377 It's not the Prozac. 696 00:50:06,961 --> 00:50:08,212 Why not? 697 00:50:08,462 --> 00:50:13,592 You said you're thinking clearer and your wife says you seem to be better? 698 00:50:15,094 --> 00:50:16,929 It's not the medication. 699 00:50:18,764 --> 00:50:22,685 Prozac takes weeks to build up effective levels in the blood. 700 00:50:24,270 --> 00:50:25,604 Well, what is it, then? 701 00:50:26,814 --> 00:50:29,024 Coming here. Talking. 702 00:50:30,359 --> 00:50:32,736 Hope comes in many forms. 703 00:50:33,153 --> 00:50:35,072 Well, who's got time for that? 704 00:50:35,698 --> 00:50:37,700 What is it you want to say to me? 705 00:50:47,209 --> 00:50:49,253 I had a dream last night. 706 00:50:55,759 --> 00:50:58,012 My bellybutton was... 707 00:50:59,346 --> 00:51:01,140 A Phillips head screw... 708 00:51:01,849 --> 00:51:04,268 And I'm working unscrewing it... 709 00:51:05,060 --> 00:51:06,979 And when I get it unscrewed... 710 00:51:09,648 --> 00:51:11,442 My penis falls off. 711 00:51:16,447 --> 00:51:20,117 You know, I pick it up and I'm holding it and I'm running around... 712 00:51:20,367 --> 00:51:23,787 Looking for the guy who used to work on my Lincoln... 713 00:51:24,038 --> 00:51:26,457 So he can put it back on. 714 00:51:26,832 --> 00:51:29,918 And you know, I'm holding it up... 715 00:51:30,169 --> 00:51:34,089 And this bird swoops down and grabs it in its beak... 716 00:51:35,132 --> 00:51:36,925 And flies off with it. 717 00:51:41,472 --> 00:51:42,973 What kind of bird? 718 00:51:44,808 --> 00:51:47,144 I don't know. Sea gull or something. 719 00:51:47,353 --> 00:51:48,729 A water bird? 720 00:51:50,022 --> 00:51:53,067 I saw the birds last week. Think that planted the idea? 721 00:51:53,275 --> 00:51:55,152 What else is a water bird? 722 00:51:56,278 --> 00:51:59,156 Pelican, flamingo. 723 00:51:59,948 --> 00:52:01,533 What about ducks? 724 00:52:08,248 --> 00:52:09,958 Those goddamn ducks. 725 00:52:10,167 --> 00:52:13,170 What is it about those ducks that meant so much to you? 726 00:52:19,968 --> 00:52:22,096 I don't know, it was a trip... 727 00:52:22,304 --> 00:52:26,642 Having those wild creatures... 728 00:52:27,434 --> 00:52:30,896 Come into my pool and have their little babies. 729 00:52:37,903 --> 00:52:39,780 I was sad to see them go. 730 00:52:41,865 --> 00:52:44,910 Oh, Jesus, fuck. Now he's gonna cry. 731 00:52:53,419 --> 00:52:55,421 Shit. Fuck me. 732 00:52:55,629 --> 00:53:00,718 When the ducks gave birth to those babies, they became a family. 733 00:53:05,180 --> 00:53:06,640 You're right. 734 00:53:07,391 --> 00:53:09,935 It's a link. A connection. 735 00:53:10,686 --> 00:53:13,689 I'm afraid I'm gonna lose my family... 736 00:53:18,235 --> 00:53:20,863 That's what I'm full of dread about. 737 00:53:23,073 --> 00:53:24,533 It's always with me. 738 00:53:24,783 --> 00:53:27,077 What are you so afraid's going to happen? 739 00:53:28,454 --> 00:53:29,830 I don't know. 740 00:53:36,086 --> 00:53:37,337 You work so hard. 741 00:53:37,588 --> 00:53:41,925 You work so damn hard and to see your life's dream... 742 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:45,053 Burn down. 743 00:53:45,763 --> 00:53:48,223 Look at it this way, you collect the insurance. 744 00:53:48,474 --> 00:53:51,560 You gotta say to yourself, "it could have been worse." 745 00:53:51,810 --> 00:53:55,522 How could it have been worse? Fucking faulty stove! 746 00:53:55,773 --> 00:53:58,817 Suppose people stopped coming, ever think of that? 747 00:54:00,861 --> 00:54:03,113 I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. 748 00:54:05,574 --> 00:54:07,785 He's right. There's no insurance for that. 749 00:54:07,993 --> 00:54:12,706 Why would people stop coming to the restaurant? It's just catching on. 750 00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:16,126 You know what I'm figuring out lately? 751 00:54:17,586 --> 00:54:19,254 Talking helps. 752 00:54:19,463 --> 00:54:21,590 - That's right. - He's right. He's right. 753 00:54:25,177 --> 00:54:28,347 Hope... comes in many forms. 754 00:54:28,889 --> 00:54:30,140 Absolutely. 755 00:54:30,599 --> 00:54:31,850 Come on. 756 00:54:33,644 --> 00:54:35,062 Here, hold this. 757 00:54:37,147 --> 00:54:38,857 Artie, come on. 758 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,820 Hey, look at me. Look at me. 759 00:54:43,695 --> 00:54:45,531 I'll always help you. 760 00:54:45,739 --> 00:54:48,200 Come on. Come on. 761 00:54:53,497 --> 00:54:56,291 Go cook. Hey, let him cook. He'll feel better. 762 00:55:09,096 --> 00:55:12,224 Someday I'll tell him we torched the restaurant. 763 00:55:17,729 --> 00:55:20,357 All right, enough of this shit. What's wrong? 764 00:55:22,109 --> 00:55:23,360 You know, a simple... 765 00:55:23,610 --> 00:55:27,447 "Way to go, Chris, on the triborough towers contract!" Would have been nice. 766 00:55:27,698 --> 00:55:29,074 That's it. 767 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:39,626 You're right. 768 00:55:40,127 --> 00:55:41,461 You're right. 769 00:55:42,504 --> 00:55:44,131 I have no defense. 770 00:55:44,756 --> 00:55:49,136 That's how I was parented. Never supported. Never complimented. 771 00:55:49,887 --> 00:55:51,513 My cousin Gregory's girlfriend... 772 00:55:51,763 --> 00:55:54,892 Is what they call a development girl, out in Hollywood. 773 00:55:55,142 --> 00:55:57,853 She said I could sell my life story, make fucking millions. 774 00:55:58,061 --> 00:56:00,856 I didn't do that. I stuck it out with you. 775 00:56:01,106 --> 00:56:04,902 I'll fucking kill you. Are you gonna go Henry hill on me now? 776 00:56:05,319 --> 00:56:08,239 You know how many mobsters are selling screenplays and screwing things up? 777 00:56:08,488 --> 00:56:10,657 She said I could maybe even play myself. 778 00:56:10,908 --> 00:56:12,451 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 779 00:56:16,330 --> 00:56:20,626 Forget Hollywood screenplays. Forget those distractions, huh? 780 00:56:22,044 --> 00:56:24,171 What, you think I haven't had offers? 781 00:56:26,673 --> 00:56:29,801 We got work to do. New avenues. 782 00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:34,181 Everything's gonna be all right from here on in. Come on. 783 00:56:35,265 --> 00:56:38,769 Look, it's a beautiful day. What could be bad? 784 00:56:41,021 --> 00:56:44,608 It's nice of you to pick me up for the party, junior. 785 00:56:45,525 --> 00:56:48,904 - At least somebody cares about me. - These kids today. 786 00:56:49,154 --> 00:56:52,658 I suppose he thinks once he's got me in a nursing home... 787 00:56:52,908 --> 00:56:57,621 I'll die faster and then he won't have to drive me anywhere. 788 00:56:58,246 --> 00:57:00,040 If his father was still alive... 789 00:57:00,332 --> 00:57:05,045 You can bet he'd show more decency and respect for his mother. 790 00:57:05,295 --> 00:57:08,382 Well, my brother John was a man among men. 791 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,218 He was a Saint. 792 00:57:11,426 --> 00:57:15,138 Lots of things are different now from Johnny's and my day. 793 00:57:15,347 --> 00:57:16,515 What do you mean? 794 00:57:16,723 --> 00:57:19,226 I'm not free to run my business like I want. 795 00:57:19,434 --> 00:57:20,852 Aw, isn't that awful. 796 00:57:21,061 --> 00:57:22,896 Just this week, your son stuck his hand in... 797 00:57:23,146 --> 00:57:25,273 And made it 100 times more difficult for me. 798 00:57:25,482 --> 00:57:27,567 Plus, he thumbs his nose at New York. 799 00:57:28,694 --> 00:57:32,155 What are you gonna do? He's part of a whole generation. 800 00:57:33,323 --> 00:57:36,118 Do you remember the crazy hair? And the dope? 801 00:57:36,326 --> 00:57:37,661 Now it's fags in the military. 802 00:57:37,869 --> 00:57:40,747 Stop it, junior. You're making me very upset! 803 00:57:40,998 --> 00:57:44,251 I don't like to, Livia, but I'm agita all the time. 804 00:57:44,668 --> 00:57:48,213 And I'll tell you something else, things are down all across the board. 805 00:57:48,505 --> 00:57:50,757 A lot of friends of ours are complaining. 806 00:57:51,008 --> 00:57:54,469 We used to be recession-proof. No more. 807 00:57:55,303 --> 00:57:58,265 You can't blame it all on the justice department. 808 00:57:59,891 --> 00:58:01,601 Our friends say to me... 809 00:58:01,852 --> 00:58:06,565 "Junior, why don't you take a larger hand in things?" 810 00:58:09,234 --> 00:58:12,904 Something may have to be done, Livia, about Tony. 811 00:58:13,822 --> 00:58:15,115 I don't know. 812 00:58:22,748 --> 00:58:24,499 There they are. Hey, ma, uncle jun. 813 00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:29,546 You're using mesquite. That makes the sausage taste peculiar. 814 00:58:29,796 --> 00:58:33,300 - Hi, grandma. - Happy birthday, my big boy. 815 00:58:33,508 --> 00:58:34,926 Carmela, my mother's here. 816 00:58:35,135 --> 00:58:37,637 Everybody, let's eat.