1 00:01:59,264 --> 00:02:01,883 You gonna say somethin' or what? 2 00:02:01,883 --> 00:02:04,386 It's your time. 3 00:02:08,523 --> 00:02:11,777 - What's he doin' here? 4 00:02:11,777 --> 00:02:14,146 a friend of mine just walked right by. 5 00:02:14,146 --> 00:02:17,032 Heshie. He has a 3:00. 6 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:37,052 Yeah. 7 00:02:37,052 --> 00:02:41,556 Yeah, baby. 8 00:02:51,066 --> 00:02:55,937 Oh, yeah. 9 00:02:55,937 --> 00:02:58,940 What the hell's goin' on? 10 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:00,942 Thunderstorms. 11 00:03:03,195 --> 00:03:07,699 - Jackie? - You smell it? That's rain. 12 00:03:10,202 --> 00:03:12,587 Dr. Melfi, what the hell you doin' to me? 13 00:03:22,347 --> 00:03:25,350 Go back to sleep. 14 00:03:43,368 --> 00:03:46,371 What are you doin' up? You got school tomorrow. 15 00:03:46,872 --> 00:03:49,374 Workin' on a high score. Did your mother go to bed? 16 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:52,878 Yeah. Where were you? 17 00:03:53,128 --> 00:03:56,131 Yeah. Compactor went down at barone sanitation. 18 00:03:58,633 --> 00:04:02,137 Move over. 19 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:07,142 Ready? Yeah. 20 00:04:07,142 --> 00:04:10,145 Go. Watch out for the ghosts. 21 00:04:10,145 --> 00:04:13,148 Whoa! 22 00:04:13,148 --> 00:04:15,650 This thing ain't steerin' right. 23 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:17,652 Yeah, kickin' your butt. 24 00:04:17,652 --> 00:04:20,655 So how things goin' with you? 25 00:04:22,157 --> 00:04:25,160 How's school? 26 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:35,921 Dad, you have to concentrate. New game. 27 00:04:39,925 --> 00:04:42,427 Hey, no fair. It's called a handicap. 28 00:04:42,794 --> 00:04:46,298 - Come on. Stop. Stop. - Kickin' your ass now. 29 00:04:46,298 --> 00:04:48,934 One hand. Look at that. I can't see. Ha, ha. 30 00:04:52,437 --> 00:04:57,058 Get off! Ow! Stop! Come on! 31 00:04:59,561 --> 00:05:04,065 You lose. Focus through distractions. 32 00:05:04,065 --> 00:05:08,069 There's a lesson for ya. I want you in bed in 10 minutes. 33 00:05:09,955 --> 00:05:13,458 Andretti, you listenin' to me? 34 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:16,962 Good night, dad. Good night. 35 00:05:17,078 --> 00:05:20,582 Dr. Nathan, please return to e. R. Bay five. 36 00:05:20,582 --> 00:05:25,086 Where'd you park? In the parking lot. 37 00:05:25,086 --> 00:05:28,590 No one followed me. Adriana, you wouldn't know it if they did. 38 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:33,094 Oh, yeah, like tony soprano's hidin' in my backseat. You are so paranoid. 39 00:05:33,094 --> 00:05:38,600 Bring the car right here. I know. He's in disguise. 40 00:05:38,984 --> 00:05:43,488 That could be him. Hey, tony! Or maybe he's in the trash can. 41 00:05:43,488 --> 00:05:46,491 Come out, come out, wherever you are. Ow! 42 00:05:46,491 --> 00:05:48,994 Let go of me! 43 00:05:48,994 --> 00:05:52,998 It could be anybody anytime. I don't even know if it's tony who's after me. 44 00:05:52,998 --> 00:05:56,001 Christopher, you gave crystal meth to hisdaughter. 45 00:05:56,368 --> 00:05:59,371 Which I'm not sure he knows. Look at my wrist. It's all red. 46 00:05:59,371 --> 00:06:02,257 I'm sorry! I am sorry! 47 00:06:02,257 --> 00:06:07,012 But I got dragged out to the fuckin' meadowlands by my neck, mock execution! 48 00:06:07,379 --> 00:06:09,631 What? 49 00:06:09,631 --> 00:06:11,766 What? Nothin'. 50 00:06:12,267 --> 00:06:14,769 No. What? You don't want to know, okay? Trust me. 51 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:17,272 No. What? 52 00:06:17,772 --> 00:06:21,276 I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants. Is that what happened? 53 00:06:21,776 --> 00:06:26,281 Get the car! Please! Can we just go to brendan's, score some shit... 54 00:06:26,281 --> 00:06:29,784 and find out what the fuck is goin' on, please? 55 00:06:33,405 --> 00:06:34,906 The moon. The full moon! 56 00:06:35,407 --> 00:06:37,409 Brendan, let's go. Wake up, man. 57 00:06:37,409 --> 00:06:39,411 For the exact time. 58 00:06:41,913 --> 00:06:43,915 The fool leaves his door open. 59 00:06:43,915 --> 00:06:45,917 I gotta pee. Go for it. 60 00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:47,919 Yo, einstein. You should have seen me at the hospital. 61 00:06:47,919 --> 00:06:52,424 It took three nurses to hold me— 62 00:06:52,424 --> 00:06:55,427 you will understand and comply with the following orders. 63 00:06:55,427 --> 00:06:58,680 All security personnel are to be equipped with silver bullets. 64 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,816 Those silver bullets are to be blessed by a priest, not in english, but in latin. 65 00:07:03,818 --> 00:07:06,821 All passengers and personnel are to be restricted to their cabins... 66 00:07:06,821 --> 00:07:08,823 with the doors bolted and locked. 67 00:07:08,823 --> 00:07:11,326 End of orders! Sir! Yes, sir! 68 00:07:11,326 --> 00:07:13,828 Take him below. Take him below. 69 00:07:16,197 --> 00:07:21,202 Yeah. Yeah. Uh- huh. That's the message. Thanks. 70 00:07:21,703 --> 00:07:23,705 Way to go, anth! 71 00:07:23,705 --> 00:07:28,209 Here, in five, four, three, two. 72 00:07:28,209 --> 00:07:31,713 Yo. Yo, check it. 73 00:07:43,108 --> 00:07:45,610 You think this is funny? 74 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:48,613 What? What's funny? Yeah, I didn't do nothin'. 75 00:07:48,613 --> 00:07:50,615 You beep me one more time, you're gonna be sorry. 76 00:07:50,615 --> 00:07:53,118 We don't know what you're talking about. 77 00:07:53,118 --> 00:07:55,120 "Your mother blows." That's a real original message. 78 00:07:55,487 --> 00:07:58,990 Yeah, maybe she does, right, anth? Yeah. 79 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:01,993 Oh, yeah? Then why'd you scarf up all the doughnuts she sent us at camp? 80 00:08:01,993 --> 00:08:06,381 And you used to cry on her shoulder,"I'm so homesick, mrs. Piocosta!" 81 00:08:06,381 --> 00:08:09,384 Why don't you shut up? 82 00:08:09,634 --> 00:08:11,636 Have another doughnut, ya fat fart knocker. 83 00:08:16,141 --> 00:08:19,394 Oh, go on! Kill'im! Yeah! 84 00:08:19,644 --> 00:08:21,396 Oh, yes! 85 00:08:21,396 --> 00:08:23,898 Dick wad! Ass! 86 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:28,403 Hey! Break it up. Break it up! 87 00:08:28,903 --> 00:08:31,406 I want a five- minute cooldown period right now. 88 00:08:38,530 --> 00:08:40,532 See ya next week, doc. 89 00:08:40,532 --> 00:08:44,035 Oh, mr. Dante, you forgot something. Oh, thank you, baby. 90 00:08:44,035 --> 00:08:47,422 - Don't forget to keep flossing. - You saved my life. 91 00:08:47,422 --> 00:08:50,925 All right. All right. See you next week, all right? 92 00:08:53,428 --> 00:08:56,431 Can I help you, sir? 93 00:08:56,431 --> 00:08:59,434 Sir? Sir? 94 00:09:18,453 --> 00:09:23,958 Oh, my god. 95 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:28,463 I'm having second thoughts. About? 96 00:09:28,713 --> 00:09:31,583 This whole thing, the whole arrangement. 97 00:09:32,584 --> 00:09:35,587 Security. 98 00:09:35,587 --> 00:09:39,090 I come here. I tell you things. I don't know how safe it is. 99 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:41,593 I understand your concerns. 100 00:09:41,726 --> 00:09:45,730 But I told you what the ground rules are. As long as I don't hear anything incriminating— 101 00:09:46,231 --> 00:09:49,734 you don't fuckin' get it. Just my bein' here incriminates me. 102 00:09:49,734 --> 00:09:53,738 Somebody sees me, they tell somebody else. All of a sudden, I'm a celebrity! 103 00:09:53,738 --> 00:09:57,742 I thought we made some progress of your narcissism. 104 00:09:58,243 --> 00:10:01,246 Who are you? 105 00:10:01,613 --> 00:10:04,616 Why is that so important for you to know? 106 00:10:04,749 --> 00:10:09,254 My mother told me never to answer a question with a question. 107 00:10:09,504 --> 00:10:13,007 So, your mother did teach you something. 108 00:10:13,258 --> 00:10:17,262 If I asked you about your life, who you talked to, who you trust— 109 00:10:17,629 --> 00:10:20,131 I'd have to take the fifth. 110 00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:24,636 That's cute. 111 00:10:25,136 --> 00:10:28,139 Oh! I— 112 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:32,644 I— I'm sorry. I wasn't aware of what I was... saying. 113 00:10:33,144 --> 00:10:35,647 I'm... sorry. 114 00:10:43,154 --> 00:10:45,156 Hey, what are you doing here? 115 00:10:45,156 --> 00:10:48,159 Chris sent me to pick you up. Chris? Why? Did something happen? 116 00:10:48,409 --> 00:10:51,412 Must be my dad, right? Why else would chris send you? 117 00:10:51,412 --> 00:10:53,915 Did brendan get my poem? 118 00:10:53,915 --> 00:10:56,417 It's probably nothing. Another search warrant. 119 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:58,419 He calls them the federal bureau of annoying bullshit. 120 00:10:58,419 --> 00:11:01,923 You told your old man, didn't you? You scared me. What happened? 121 00:11:02,423 --> 00:11:06,928 This is me and adriana movin' to florida'cause some puke couldn't keep your mouth shut. 122 00:11:06,928 --> 00:11:09,814 What are you talking about? Seriously. Did brendan say anything about me? 123 00:11:09,814 --> 00:11:13,184 Get us outta here! Get us out! 124 00:11:13,685 --> 00:11:17,188 What did you tell your old man? About the meth? You insane? He'd have me beaten up! 125 00:11:17,188 --> 00:11:19,691 Don't you get it? This is serious! 126 00:11:20,074 --> 00:11:22,577 Let go of me! Listen— 127 00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:24,696 stop this shit! He's worried about you. 128 00:11:24,696 --> 00:11:27,949 He's been asking where you've been, you asshole! 129 00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:31,452 I'm sorry if I hurt ya. 130 00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:34,956 I hate my life, being a soprano. Hey. 131 00:11:34,956 --> 00:11:38,459 Don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy. 132 00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:40,461 Fuck you. 133 00:11:40,461 --> 00:11:43,965 Okay, let's go. Remember like when you were little. 134 00:11:44,465 --> 00:11:46,467 I'll buy you one of those happy meals, all right? 135 00:11:46,968 --> 00:11:48,970 Where the fuck are you? 136 00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:04,035 This is a new shirt. 137 00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:07,038 Your grandmother bought you this shirt. I find it in the trash? 138 00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:10,041 It's a westport. It's not even cool anymore. 139 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,911 What did you just say? 140 00:12:12,911 --> 00:12:15,914 I got in a fight. I hope it was worth it. 141 00:12:15,914 --> 00:12:19,417 I hope you did as much damage to his wardrobe. Who with? 142 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,419 I didn't get caught. No demerits. 143 00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:25,423 Anthony, who? Jeremy. 144 00:12:25,807 --> 00:12:30,812 Jeremy piocosta? You spent all that time together at camp. I thought you were friends. 145 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,683 Well, if that's all the information I'm getting, I'm calling mrs. Piocosta. 146 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,069 No, ma, wait. Ma, don't call. 147 00:12:38,069 --> 00:12:40,572 I swear. You kids are going to learn the value of a dollar. 148 00:12:41,072 --> 00:12:43,575 I'll wash your car. You never put any effort in. 149 00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:46,578 I will. I promise. I'll do it really good. 150 00:12:46,578 --> 00:12:48,580 Just don't call. I'll get the money. 151 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,083 Forty dollars, anthony. I know, I know. 152 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:02,093 Ma! 153 00:13:02,093 --> 00:13:05,597 How ya doin'? What brings you here? 154 00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:09,100 Remember that pastry place, ferrara's? 155 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:12,103 Brought you some macaroons. 156 00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:15,607 Oh, they're too sweet. 157 00:13:15,607 --> 00:13:18,610 What are you talkin' about? They're your favorites. 158 00:13:23,615 --> 00:13:25,116 The activities director, rosie, 159 00:13:25,116 --> 00:13:29,621 says they're organizing a trip to the city. 160 00:13:30,121 --> 00:13:32,624 Dinner and a show. 161 00:13:33,124 --> 00:13:35,126 And you don't wanna go. 162 00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:38,630 I don't like the people here. You don't know the people here. 163 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:43,635 And that city. Grown men soiling themselves. 164 00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:47,005 - It's not like that anymore, ma. - That giuliani. 165 00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:48,640 Maybe we should just stick to the field trip. 166 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:52,644 Mothers throwin' their babies out of skyscraper windows. 167 00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:55,763 You're always with the babies out the windows. 168 00:13:57,265 --> 00:14:00,268 I don't see you tryin' to mix with the other ladies here... 169 00:14:00,518 --> 00:14:04,405 or talk to the nice gents I see walkin' around. 170 00:14:04,522 --> 00:14:07,025 You're not makin' the most of your opportunities. What do you care? 171 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:10,528 Out of sight, out of mind. 172 00:14:10,528 --> 00:14:14,532 We don't think like that, not me or carm or the kids. 173 00:14:14,532 --> 00:14:17,535 I wish the lord would take me now. 174 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:23,291 I come here to get cheered up. You think that's a mistake? 175 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:26,794 You bein' sarcastic? 176 00:14:26,794 --> 00:14:29,547 You can't put all your problems on me. 177 00:14:30,048 --> 00:14:33,051 This is the most expensive retirement community in new jersey. 178 00:14:33,051 --> 00:14:37,055 If you wanted to, you could be happy here, but you're just pissing it all down the drain. 179 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:40,058 What beautiful language for your mother. 180 00:14:48,449 --> 00:14:50,451 You want the macaroons? 181 00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:53,454 I don't care. 182 00:15:02,213 --> 00:15:04,832 Leave some out for the lunatics. 183 00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:21,983 Good- bye, ma. 184 00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:28,740 They're saying it might rain today. 185 00:15:34,746 --> 00:15:37,248 Don't worry. I'll drive safe. 186 00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:43,254 What the hell are you doing? 187 00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:46,758 This place is an hour from my office. An hour? 188 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,260 What are you, a woman? Get a bladder transplant. My mother lives here. 189 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,763 It's not real convenient for me. 190 00:15:51,763 --> 00:15:54,265 It's not convenient? I'm sorry. 191 00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:59,270 Why don't we meet by your precinct? The government would love pictures of us together. 192 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,773 What do you got for me? 193 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:06,778 Here. 194 00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:10,281 "Jennifer melfi, m. D." Yeah. Her background, daily routine. 195 00:16:10,281 --> 00:16:12,784 And your personal relationship with her is? 196 00:16:13,284 --> 00:16:15,286 None of your fuckin' business. 197 00:16:15,286 --> 00:16:17,288 You can't blame a guy for tryin'. 198 00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:19,791 What are you, bored with your life? Oh, yeah, sure. 199 00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,293 Bustin' whores and junkies. 200 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:26,414 Plus, it's a super huge thrill to pay two alimonies on a $40, 000- a- year income. 201 00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:29,917 I don't want her touched. I don't want her bothered. 202 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:32,420 I just want to know the who, when, why. That's it. 203 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:35,423 Usual fee? 204 00:16:35,423 --> 00:16:40,428 The knicks lost, lieutenant. You're down two large. 205 00:16:40,428 --> 00:16:43,431 Lay off the vig. We'll see what kind of job you do. 206 00:16:43,431 --> 00:16:46,434 Okay. See you in a few days. What ya got in the box? 207 00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:48,936 Macaroons. 208 00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:58,663 This is awful. 209 00:16:59,163 --> 00:17:01,165 I can't deal with this. 210 00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:06,921 What kind of god? Hmm? 211 00:17:06,921 --> 00:17:11,292 Christopher! Where you been? 212 00:17:11,676 --> 00:17:14,178 What happened to you? What happened to you? 213 00:17:14,178 --> 00:17:16,681 Brendan's dead. What are you talkin' about? 214 00:17:17,181 --> 00:17:19,183 The fish is in my pocket. 215 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:23,304 Brendan's brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job through the eye. 216 00:17:23,437 --> 00:17:26,440 - Mo green special. - Fuckin' uncle junior. 217 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,442 What are you talkin' about, mo green? 218 00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:31,445 In one, mo green's eyes got too big for his stomach, 219 00:17:31,445 --> 00:17:33,447 so they put a small caliber in his eye. 220 00:17:33,814 --> 00:17:36,067 - Mikey palmice does their hits. - In his glasses, you mean. 221 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,069 Glasses, eyes. Why you quibbling with me? 222 00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:41,072 I'm at the world trade center. 223 00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:47,461 What are you doin'? 224 00:17:47,461 --> 00:17:50,831 Mikey palmice is a made guy. Cocksucker didn't have the balls to do it himself. 225 00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:53,834 Contracted fuckin' russians and he killed my friend. 226 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:57,972 Our response should suit the message. 227 00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:01,092 Through the mouth means the guy was a rat. 228 00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:05,346 The eye is just how francis framed the shot, for the shock value. 229 00:18:05,346 --> 00:18:07,848 Brendan didn't deserve this. Don't try to talk me out of it. 230 00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:09,850 You can't touch mikey. 231 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:13,854 Your fuckin' uncle's pissin' on your head. What do you expect me to do? 232 00:18:13,854 --> 00:18:18,859 I'm on it. I know where mikey's house is over by route ten. 233 00:18:18,859 --> 00:18:23,364 No. He tries to leave, you break his other neck. 234 00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:40,381 Nurse bradley, you're wanted in e. R. 235 00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:44,385 Nurse bradley, you're wanted in e. R. 236 00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:57,281 Hey, mr. G. Q. Hey. 237 00:18:57,281 --> 00:18:59,283 Got a ticket. Yeah. 238 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,902 How ya doin', mikey? How ya doin'-- 239 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:09,794 son of a— look. 240 00:19:10,294 --> 00:19:11,796 Your suit's wrinkled. Let me fix it. 241 00:19:12,296 --> 00:19:16,417 - Ow! - What are you screaming about? Free alterations. 242 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,170 Ow! Ow! Mr. Slick. 243 00:19:22,423 --> 00:19:24,425 This is overdue. 244 00:19:34,318 --> 00:19:36,320 You hear about the chinese godfather? 245 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,322 He made them an offer they couldn't understand. 246 00:19:38,322 --> 00:19:41,942 You gonna stop this before it gets out of hand? 247 00:19:42,326 --> 00:19:47,081 - Not even a hello? - I'm here'cause I love you and I respect you. 248 00:19:47,081 --> 00:19:49,583 Don't pretend you're payin' me respect. 249 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,585 A son who throws his mother in an asylum. 250 00:19:52,086 --> 00:19:54,588 She lives like apoverettoup there. 251 00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:57,091 That's none of your business. 252 00:19:57,591 --> 00:20:02,096 Your friends— they interfere in my business. They expect me to turn the cheek. 253 00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:04,348 The truck and all that was made good to you. 254 00:20:04,348 --> 00:20:08,969 I'm sitting here like patience on a monument, waitin' for discipline to be handed down. 255 00:20:08,969 --> 00:20:11,472 Your boys were warned, and still they embarrass me. 256 00:20:11,972 --> 00:20:15,476 I run my crew my way. What you did was extreme. 257 00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:20,231 Now you're my judge? I answer to bigger people than you, my friend. 258 00:20:20,364 --> 00:20:24,735 Oh? Like jackie? Wanna take this to his deathbed? 259 00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:31,492 That nephew of yours we gave a high colonic, uh, he earns good? 260 00:20:33,494 --> 00:20:36,497 He's comin' up. Okay. 261 00:20:36,747 --> 00:20:38,883 He works for me now. 262 00:20:39,383 --> 00:20:41,385 Excuse me. 263 00:20:41,752 --> 00:20:44,255 Maybe he gives youagito for a change. 264 00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:49,643 You got some set of balls. You know that? Absolutely not. 265 00:20:49,643 --> 00:20:53,647 I show you my hand, and you slap it away. 266 00:20:57,151 --> 00:21:03,157 What's the matter with you? Why can't we talk like adults anymore, hmm? 267 00:21:03,157 --> 00:21:08,162 Out. Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all. 268 00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:13,667 You don't mean that. 269 00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:40,861 So by the time I get to take the sergeant exam, of course, the pay scale is frozen by law. 270 00:21:40,861 --> 00:21:42,863 Why are we following these people? 271 00:21:43,364 --> 00:21:45,866 They grabbed a meal, saw a movie, so what? 272 00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:48,486 Lucky for you they stopped off at that package store. 273 00:21:48,986 --> 00:21:53,240 - Yeah, I got a juice. - Yeah, I can smell the potatoes. 274 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,242 Hey, listen, asshole. 275 00:21:55,242 --> 00:21:58,746 Same make and model left the scene of a triple homicide on long island. 276 00:21:59,246 --> 00:22:01,248 Stay fuckin' current. 277 00:22:05,503 --> 00:22:08,506 So you broke it off with the poorshlubafter a week? 278 00:22:08,506 --> 00:22:14,011 I know. I feel for you males. It's our goddamn fault you don't know how to act. 279 00:22:14,011 --> 00:22:17,014 Oh, admitting mistakes. 280 00:22:17,014 --> 00:22:21,519 We tell you to be more sensitive. You join promise keepers. 281 00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:25,022 We say get in touch with your feelings. 282 00:22:25,523 --> 00:22:30,027 You run off into the woods in a loincloth, gunking yourself with bear fat, beating a drum. 283 00:22:30,528 --> 00:22:32,530 Hey, don't ruin my evening. 284 00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:35,032 You know what I mean. 285 00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:38,536 Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs... 286 00:22:38,536 --> 00:22:42,039 but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet. 287 00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:45,543 Yeah. Something like that. 288 00:22:46,043 --> 00:22:50,047 Oh, shit. That's all I need. 289 00:22:50,431 --> 00:22:53,434 We were going over the speed limit? 290 00:22:53,434 --> 00:22:56,437 I wasn't looking. Pull over. 291 00:23:17,825 --> 00:23:21,829 License and registration, please. 292 00:23:22,329 --> 00:23:26,834 Uh, I'm sorry, officer. Did I do something wrong? 293 00:23:27,218 --> 00:23:29,720 Detective. 294 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,723 You crossed a double line. Have you been drinking, sir? 295 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,842 We had wine with dinner. 296 00:23:35,226 --> 00:23:37,478 Step out of the car, please. 297 00:23:37,978 --> 00:23:39,980 I don't believe this. 298 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:44,985 Just relax, randall, and do what he says, okay? 299 00:23:46,487 --> 00:23:50,491 I need you to walk a straight line to me, sir. Heel to toe. 300 00:23:50,491 --> 00:23:55,863 Look, uh, I applaud your vigilance, but this is totally unnecessary. 301 00:23:56,363 --> 00:23:58,365 All right? I'm a lawyer. I know I'm under the limit. 302 00:23:58,616 --> 00:24:01,118 Open the trunk, please. What? 303 00:24:01,118 --> 00:24:02,620 You want to search my golf bag? 304 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,122 Open it! I will not. 305 00:24:05,372 --> 00:24:07,374 You ever hear of probable cause? 306 00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:09,877 Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese— what? 307 00:24:10,261 --> 00:24:12,263 Oh, you resisting arrest? 308 00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:14,765 - Hey! 309 00:24:14,765 --> 00:24:17,268 vin, will you fuckin' cool it? Vin! 310 00:24:17,268 --> 00:24:19,770 He can't do that! Get back in the car! 311 00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:21,772 He didn't do anything wrong! Ma'am! 312 00:24:22,273 --> 00:24:25,276 Back in the car. Now. 313 00:24:25,276 --> 00:24:26,777 Come on. Let's go. 314 00:24:26,777 --> 00:24:30,281 I perceived what I thought was a weapon. 315 00:24:30,281 --> 00:24:33,784 What the hell's wrong with you, vin? 316 00:24:33,784 --> 00:24:37,288 Take him. D. U. I. , resisting arrest, assaulting an officer. Do it now. 317 00:24:37,288 --> 00:24:39,790 What's he— do it! 318 00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:41,292 Jesus. 319 00:24:44,295 --> 00:24:46,797 Don't you touch me! 320 00:24:46,797 --> 00:24:50,801 You got prime rib at home. Don't be goin' out for hamburgers. 321 00:24:50,801 --> 00:24:53,804 What? What are you talking about? 322 00:24:53,804 --> 00:24:58,309 Randall! Randall! I'll follow you! 323 00:24:58,809 --> 00:25:02,313 I'm gonna call my lawyer, you! Fuck you! 324 00:25:02,429 --> 00:25:05,432 She's seeing a randall curtin, tax lawyer. 325 00:25:05,432 --> 00:25:11,438 He's lives at 1242 rennsalaer road. 326 00:25:11,438 --> 00:25:14,441 He's divorced. He's got two kids. 327 00:25:14,441 --> 00:25:18,946 He's the country club type. Not much in the balls department, I might add. 328 00:25:18,946 --> 00:25:20,698 What about her? 329 00:25:21,198 --> 00:25:24,702 Her, the good doctor, she's in her office at 8:00 a. M. She leaves at 6:00. 330 00:25:24,702 --> 00:25:26,704 She orders up a tuna sub and a diet coke. 331 00:25:26,704 --> 00:25:31,208 She's got a three- bedroom condo in essex fells, shops at pathmark. 332 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:34,211 She's divorced. One kid, 19. 333 00:25:34,211 --> 00:25:38,215 Outside of schmucko, she don't get out much, but she does see a shrink. 334 00:25:38,716 --> 00:25:40,718 She what? Yeah. 335 00:25:41,218 --> 00:25:44,855 She sees a shrink once a week. His name is elliot kupferburg. 336 00:25:45,222 --> 00:25:47,224 Oh, fuck me. 337 00:25:47,224 --> 00:25:50,728 Well, she don't fuck anyone from what I can tell. 338 00:25:50,728 --> 00:25:53,230 Well, it's not because she don't got the goods. 339 00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:56,233 She left her blinds up. I got some of them victoria secrettype snaps. 340 00:25:56,233 --> 00:26:00,738 If you're interested. A little of this? 341 00:26:00,738 --> 00:26:02,740 Good enough then? Yeah. 342 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:05,993 - You got any advil? - What am I, a fuckin' pharmacy now? 343 00:26:06,493 --> 00:26:10,998 What you got on friday's game? I got three bills on rutgers. 344 00:26:11,498 --> 00:26:15,002 I don't solve all your problems. 345 00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:25,396 Thank you. 346 00:26:25,763 --> 00:26:28,265 With a stapler? Wow. 347 00:26:28,265 --> 00:26:30,768 I heard mikey had to give up that nice suit. 348 00:26:31,268 --> 00:26:34,772 Yeah? He got too attached to it. 349 00:26:34,772 --> 00:26:39,777 Michael palmice's been a disease since he was five. He had it comin'. 350 00:26:39,777 --> 00:26:42,780 It don't make things any easier though. My uncle's a stubborn man. 351 00:26:42,913 --> 00:26:45,916 Stubborn enough to go to war? 352 00:26:48,669 --> 00:26:52,172 What kind of word is that? 353 00:26:52,172 --> 00:26:57,678 There hasn't been a war since the columbo thing. Everybody decided. 354 00:26:57,678 --> 00:27:00,180 No one's goin' to the mattresses this day and age. 355 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:03,684 I got a top- of- the- line posturpedic at my house. Fuck it. 356 00:27:03,684 --> 00:27:07,688 If jackie hadn't gotten sick, none of this would have happened. 357 00:27:07,688 --> 00:27:10,190 When you're right, you're right. 358 00:27:10,691 --> 00:27:13,694 One of us captains gotta step up. Lack of control at the top is fuckin' up this family. 359 00:27:14,194 --> 00:27:16,697 - That's true. - You can say that again. 360 00:27:16,697 --> 00:27:21,201 If the old man were here, instead of in that cell in springfield, 361 00:27:21,201 --> 00:27:24,204 he'd say,"raymond, this is your moment." 362 00:27:24,204 --> 00:27:27,207 Go easy with the grease gun, okay? What? 363 00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:31,712 You're the boy wonder. Both him and jackie had you picked from day one. 364 00:27:31,712 --> 00:27:34,214 You got the age. You got the seniority. 365 00:27:34,214 --> 00:27:38,218 I also got an 18- year- old with m. S. , okay? 366 00:27:38,218 --> 00:27:40,721 I told nucci I'd be doin' less, not more. 367 00:27:40,721 --> 00:27:43,724 All due respect to your crippled kid, you don't want a wire up your ass. 368 00:27:43,724 --> 00:27:45,726 You don't want the headache. 369 00:27:45,726 --> 00:27:48,729 That's why you should be boss. You're so fuckin' smart. 370 00:27:48,729 --> 00:27:51,231 And it's "physically challenged." 371 00:27:51,231 --> 00:27:53,734 Absolutely. 372 00:27:54,234 --> 00:27:57,237 Why don't we run this thing like a council? 373 00:27:57,738 --> 00:28:01,742 Larry, the old guys set this up as a paramilitary organization. 374 00:28:01,742 --> 00:28:07,247 We need a supreme commander at the top, not the fuckin' dave clark five. 375 00:28:07,247 --> 00:28:10,751 Face it. You and junior are gonna have to duke it out. 376 00:28:11,251 --> 00:28:14,755 You gotta be boss. Number one: I love the man. 377 00:28:15,255 --> 00:28:19,259 Number two: He's got new york behind him. 378 00:28:19,259 --> 00:28:23,263 Not for anything, god bless your uncle, but he's livin' in the wrong century, 379 00:28:23,263 --> 00:28:25,265 and new york knows it. 380 00:28:25,265 --> 00:28:29,269 You want it, t? You'll get their okay. 381 00:28:29,269 --> 00:28:32,773 It's the right thing. It's inevitable. 382 00:28:32,773 --> 00:28:36,276 I don't want no disturbance. 383 00:28:50,290 --> 00:28:53,293 Hey, what's up? Nothin'. 384 00:28:53,544 --> 00:28:56,547 I bet you told your mom what happened. 385 00:28:56,914 --> 00:28:59,416 What are you, high? 386 00:28:59,416 --> 00:29:03,420 Well, you owe me 40 bucks for the shirt. The collar was totally ripped. 387 00:29:03,554 --> 00:29:05,556 You still owe me for fourth of july. 388 00:29:05,556 --> 00:29:07,307 Bottle rockets? I paid for them. 389 00:29:07,808 --> 00:29:11,311 Not for the m80s. Remember? The ones you blew up the frogs with. 390 00:29:11,311 --> 00:29:15,315 - Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool. - Yeah. 391 00:29:15,816 --> 00:29:18,819 Listen. Just give me the money. 392 00:29:18,936 --> 00:29:22,322 - That thing was so gay. I did you a favor. - You're gonna do it. 393 00:29:22,439 --> 00:29:24,441 Make me, fatty. 394 00:29:25,576 --> 00:29:27,444 - Dick wad. - Asshole. 395 00:29:27,945 --> 00:29:30,948 Whoa! 396 00:29:31,448 --> 00:29:33,951 Shithead. 397 00:29:33,951 --> 00:29:36,453 Bitch— come on. 398 00:29:37,704 --> 00:29:40,207 Let's go, shithead. 399 00:29:40,207 --> 00:29:43,210 - Let me go! - Why? So I can kick your ass again? 400 00:29:43,343 --> 00:29:46,346 - I was kicking your ass. - Nobody won. It was a draw. 401 00:29:46,346 --> 00:29:50,851 The pit tomorrow, 3:00. 402 00:29:50,968 --> 00:29:54,471 You gotta help me with these cinch bugs. They're killing my sweet corn. 403 00:29:54,471 --> 00:29:57,975 Well, this blue stuff works pretty well, and it's safe for the environment. 404 00:29:57,975 --> 00:30:01,478 I tried that. You got any d. D. T. Back there? 405 00:30:01,862 --> 00:30:04,865 Uh, that stuff's illegal. It's been banned. 406 00:30:05,232 --> 00:30:08,235 Maybe you got a surplus in the back, you could go, you look. I'll meet you back there. 407 00:30:08,485 --> 00:30:10,988 Look, mr. Soprano, if I could do something, I would— 408 00:30:11,371 --> 00:30:15,626 mr. Piocosta! Right? How ya doin'? 409 00:30:17,494 --> 00:30:20,497 Remember our boys went to camp aheka together? 410 00:30:20,631 --> 00:30:23,133 Of course. Tony. How are ya? Good. Good. 411 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:26,003 Your kid still got that killer crossover dribble? 412 00:30:26,003 --> 00:30:29,506 - Yeah, I guess so. - That's gonna get him a scholarship. 413 00:30:29,506 --> 00:30:32,142 - So how's anthony? - He's moody, you know? 414 00:30:32,643 --> 00:30:35,646 For a kid that age, you know? 415 00:30:35,762 --> 00:30:37,764 It was nice seein' ya, tony. 416 00:30:38,015 --> 00:30:41,401 Why don't we get together and cook up some dogs for the boys? 417 00:30:41,401 --> 00:30:45,906 Tony, I— I don't even know if these guys are close anymore. 418 00:30:45,906 --> 00:30:48,408 Did anthony mention anything to you? 419 00:30:48,659 --> 00:30:50,661 I'll have carmela call joanie. We'll get together. 420 00:30:51,161 --> 00:30:53,780 - Linda. - Linda. 421 00:30:53,914 --> 00:30:56,416 That's great. Tony, that's great. 422 00:30:56,917 --> 00:30:59,419 I'll see you around. 423 00:31:33,453 --> 00:31:35,455 Tony? 424 00:31:35,455 --> 00:31:38,458 Yeah. Oh, my god. 425 00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:40,460 Tony? 426 00:31:43,964 --> 00:31:48,969 I thought the medication was supposed to help your panic attacks. 427 00:31:48,969 --> 00:31:53,974 It— it does. It's the first one in a while. 428 00:31:53,974 --> 00:31:58,478 What does your therapist say? He should increase your dosage. 429 00:31:58,478 --> 00:32:00,981 He's got more degrees than a thermometer. 430 00:32:00,981 --> 00:32:04,484 Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. 431 00:32:06,486 --> 00:32:09,489 Does your therapist ask questions about our marriage? 432 00:32:09,489 --> 00:32:12,492 I know that personal feelings are hard for you to talk about. 433 00:32:12,993 --> 00:32:16,997 Talk. That's all we do is talk. 434 00:32:17,497 --> 00:32:19,499 Carm, I'm gonna quit. 435 00:32:19,499 --> 00:32:24,004 Did you bring this up with him? Yeah. 436 00:32:24,004 --> 00:32:27,507 He knows. I guess. 437 00:32:29,509 --> 00:32:33,513 Oh, shit. I forgot to take my fuckin' prozac this mornin'. 438 00:32:34,014 --> 00:32:36,516 It's up in the bathroom. Can you get it? 439 00:32:38,518 --> 00:32:43,023 I know with jackie sick you're under tremendous pressure. 440 00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:47,527 But I feel if the therapy didn't hurt, it wouldn't be helping. 441 00:32:48,028 --> 00:32:51,031 No, you don't understand. 442 00:32:51,031 --> 00:32:55,035 That's why you're in therapy. Because I don't understand! 443 00:32:55,035 --> 00:32:59,039 I'm telling you, tony, if you give up now, I'm gonna have to reevaluate things. 444 00:32:59,539 --> 00:33:01,541 What is that, huh? 445 00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:04,544 I got a very sensitive job. I'm not an average joe on the block. 446 00:33:04,544 --> 00:33:07,547 I gotta spell it out for you? It's our marriage, tony! 447 00:33:07,547 --> 00:33:09,549 Therapy is too much exposure. Fine! 448 00:33:09,549 --> 00:33:13,053 You live with the results then! 449 00:33:13,053 --> 00:33:15,555 What's that, a threat? 450 00:33:15,922 --> 00:33:18,425 No, tony. It's a rave review. 451 00:33:18,425 --> 00:33:20,927 You get your own fuckin' pills. 452 00:33:26,533 --> 00:33:28,151 How long did the attack last? 453 00:33:28,652 --> 00:33:30,153 About 30 seconds. 454 00:33:32,155 --> 00:33:36,526 I was dizzy, out of breath. That's it though. I never lost consciousness. 455 00:33:37,027 --> 00:33:40,030 Anything since? 456 00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:45,035 I'm gonna write a script for xanax, just for a couple of days. 457 00:33:45,035 --> 00:33:50,173 It'll get you over this short- term stresses. 458 00:33:50,173 --> 00:33:55,679 My uncle. He's got me in a box where I gotta do something I don't wanna do. 459 00:34:00,684 --> 00:34:02,686 And then there's my mother. 460 00:34:02,686 --> 00:34:05,188 I pay four grand a month for this place, 461 00:34:05,689 --> 00:34:10,193 and she acts like I'm an eskimo, pushing her out to sea. 462 00:34:10,193 --> 00:34:12,946 She's testing. 463 00:34:14,814 --> 00:34:16,900 Same as your uncle. 464 00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:20,287 Like little kids. 465 00:34:20,403 --> 00:34:23,406 There's a good book about this. I'll give you the name. 466 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:25,542 No, I read, I go right out. 467 00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:29,796 It'sstrategies for coping with elder family. 468 00:34:31,665 --> 00:34:33,667 Can't fuckin' spank'em though. 469 00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:38,171 Would it hurt you to let your mother think that she's still in charge? 470 00:34:38,171 --> 00:34:41,174 You have children. You know what they're like. 471 00:34:41,174 --> 00:34:46,930 You know that sometimes it's important to let them have the illusion of being in control. 472 00:34:58,074 --> 00:35:00,076 Chris, my man! 473 00:35:00,577 --> 00:35:03,079 Surprised to see me? Heard they took you for a little ride. 474 00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:06,583 Tour of the meadowlands. Oh, yeah? 475 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:09,085 Heard you had a little b. M. Out there. 476 00:35:09,085 --> 00:35:11,588 - So you got my cut? - They came and took it. 477 00:35:11,588 --> 00:35:14,591 - Who? - Junior soprano's boys. 478 00:35:14,591 --> 00:35:16,593 They said you was out, and it's they corner now. 479 00:35:16,593 --> 00:35:20,597 - You let them do that? - I don't argue too well suckin' on a smith & wesson. 480 00:35:20,597 --> 00:35:24,601 - You didn't beep me? - Word on the street, you out of commission. 481 00:35:25,101 --> 00:35:27,103 Sorry, man. Business. 482 00:35:29,105 --> 00:35:33,109 Chris, you know there's no one I'd rather give my ten points to than you. 483 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,364 It's all right. It's not your fault. 484 00:35:37,364 --> 00:35:39,366 Oh, I'm glad that you say that, man. 485 00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:43,737 Sneaky motherfucker! 486 00:35:43,987 --> 00:35:47,123 Oh, shit! Oh! 487 00:35:47,123 --> 00:35:52,379 I don't care if they shove a scud missile up your ass. 488 00:35:52,379 --> 00:35:56,883 This is my corner. You pay anyone but me, I'm comin' back for your thumbs. 489 00:35:57,133 --> 00:36:00,136 And that didn't happen, what you said! 490 00:36:05,392 --> 00:36:07,394 I'm gonna kill you! 491 00:36:15,151 --> 00:36:17,654 If you get in trouble, go for the takedown. 492 00:36:17,654 --> 00:36:21,157 Sweep kick and steamroll. Game is over. 493 00:36:21,157 --> 00:36:23,159 All you're doing is makin' me nervous. 494 00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:27,163 Do you want a nitro bar? Would you shut the fuck up? 495 00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:32,035 - He's coming! - It's the moment of truth. 496 00:37:03,566 --> 00:37:05,568 Here. 497 00:37:05,568 --> 00:37:09,205 - What the hell is that? - Just take it. 498 00:37:09,706 --> 00:37:11,708 I'll fight you for it. 499 00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:14,961 - I can't. - What do you mean, can't? 500 00:37:15,328 --> 00:37:18,331 Just take it! 501 00:37:21,835 --> 00:37:24,220 I knew you'd chicken out. 502 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,842 Man! 503 00:37:29,225 --> 00:37:30,727 He chickened out. He's scared. 504 00:37:31,227 --> 00:37:33,229 Oh, yeah! He's real scared of you. 505 00:37:33,229 --> 00:37:37,734 What's that supposed to mean? You won, man! Yeah! Tonio, you won! 506 00:37:38,234 --> 00:37:40,987 I'm leaving. 507 00:37:41,488 --> 00:37:45,108 Boo! 508 00:38:19,275 --> 00:38:21,277 One of the gangland's youngest alleged leaders... 509 00:38:21,644 --> 00:38:24,531 died late this afternoon at st. Isaac's hospital. 510 00:38:25,031 --> 00:38:27,033 Turn it off. Turn the music off! Giacomo "jackie" aprile, 511 00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:31,538 allegedly one of the state's top mafia figures was first hospitalized last year. 512 00:38:32,038 --> 00:38:37,544 Authorities called aprile the acting boss for 74- year- old ercoli "eckley" demeo, 513 00:38:37,544 --> 00:38:40,914 currently serving a life sentence in springfield federal penitentiary. 514 00:38:41,414 --> 00:38:46,419 Authorities believe he was made acting boss for the north jersey mafia two years ago. 515 00:38:46,553 --> 00:38:48,555 Aprile was 44 years old. 516 00:38:49,055 --> 00:38:52,058 Thank you, heather, for that live report. 517 00:38:52,058 --> 00:38:56,062 Goddamn it. I was just there. They told me he wouldn't go today. 518 00:38:56,062 --> 00:38:58,064 It looks like the possibility of rain for this weekend. 519 00:38:58,565 --> 00:39:02,569 I'll never forget where I was this day. 520 00:39:05,822 --> 00:39:09,325 It's okay. 521 00:39:09,325 --> 00:39:12,829 He was a good man. 522 00:39:14,330 --> 00:39:16,332 Let's do a toast. Give me a toast. 523 00:39:18,835 --> 00:39:21,838 To a great man. To a great leader. 524 00:39:21,838 --> 00:39:24,841 A great friend. 525 00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:28,845 To jackie. 526 00:39:29,846 --> 00:39:33,349 Buonanima. Buonanima. 527 00:39:37,353 --> 00:39:40,857 T! Ya hear what happened? 528 00:39:41,224 --> 00:39:42,725 Just now. 529 00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:47,230 That's not all. I go to make a pickup from yo yo mendez. 530 00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:50,233 He says it ain't my corner anymore. It's junior's. 531 00:39:50,233 --> 00:39:53,236 Christopher. This ain't the time. They're movin' in! 532 00:39:53,736 --> 00:39:56,739 I say we go to defcon 4! 533 00:39:56,739 --> 00:39:59,742 I gotta assess this, all right? 534 00:40:00,243 --> 00:40:04,247 What are we, politicians? Does this look like the senate to you? 535 00:40:04,247 --> 00:40:06,249 - Hey, hey. - This is about respect of our thing! 536 00:40:06,249 --> 00:40:08,751 Why don't you shut the fuck up? It doesn't concern you! 537 00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:13,256 Yes, it is. I represent you out there, and I'm tired of puttin' my tail between my legs. 538 00:40:13,256 --> 00:40:17,260 This ain't negotiation time. This isscarface, final scene. 539 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,763 Fuckin' bazookas under each arm. Say hello to my little friend. 540 00:40:21,264 --> 00:40:23,900 Always with the scenarios. 541 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,903 You don't do somethin', I gotta question your leadership. 542 00:40:27,403 --> 00:40:29,906 What the— you ungrateful little fuck! 543 00:40:29,906 --> 00:40:32,408 Where'd you get the balls to question my leadership, huh? 544 00:40:32,909 --> 00:40:34,410 I'm just sayin' how it is. 545 00:40:34,911 --> 00:40:37,914 I ought to rip your fuckin' head off and finish the job. 546 00:40:38,414 --> 00:40:40,917 You're the boss. That's right. I am. 547 00:40:40,917 --> 00:40:46,422 You're lucky a man I loved died today. 548 00:40:55,932 --> 00:40:59,936 Here we go, the war of'99. We should go with him. 549 00:40:59,936 --> 00:41:02,939 You do what you're told when you're told. 550 00:41:04,941 --> 00:41:05,942 Adios, junior. 551 00:41:08,444 --> 00:41:11,447 Mind your mother now, hear me? 552 00:41:14,951 --> 00:41:17,954 Never mind. 553 00:41:18,454 --> 00:41:20,957 A little more. That's good right there. 554 00:41:20,957 --> 00:41:23,459 Right there? Yeah, that's good. 555 00:41:23,459 --> 00:41:25,461 All right. 556 00:41:30,466 --> 00:41:32,835 Here! Take this. 557 00:41:34,337 --> 00:41:36,339 Uncle junior. 558 00:41:36,472 --> 00:41:38,474 I need to talk to ya. 559 00:41:42,228 --> 00:41:47,734 I came in heavy, like you said, but I don't wanna use it. 560 00:42:02,999 --> 00:42:07,003 Our friend jackie has died. 561 00:42:08,004 --> 00:42:10,006 I heard. 562 00:42:10,256 --> 00:42:12,258 Now we need a leader. 563 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,012 We do. 564 00:42:20,016 --> 00:42:22,518 And I don't want any confusion or misunderstandin'. 565 00:42:22,769 --> 00:42:24,387 Yes? 566 00:42:26,389 --> 00:42:30,893 Sopranos have been waiting a long time to take the reins. 567 00:42:35,398 --> 00:42:38,401 That's why I want it to be you, uncle jun. 568 00:42:43,906 --> 00:42:45,908 This is your decision? 569 00:42:45,908 --> 00:42:48,161 It is. 570 00:42:48,661 --> 00:42:50,663 You speak for the captains? 571 00:42:50,797 --> 00:42:52,799 I can. 572 00:42:54,801 --> 00:42:57,303 Come here. 573 00:42:57,303 --> 00:43:01,808 You crazycialtrone. You had me worried there. 574 00:43:01,808 --> 00:43:04,310 You think I'm gonna mess with a guy like you? You been pumpin' iron? 575 00:43:04,310 --> 00:43:06,813 You're stronger than a bull. 576 00:43:06,813 --> 00:43:11,184 Hey, call parcel's. Give this guy a tryout, huh? Come here. 577 00:43:11,684 --> 00:43:15,188 Always the bullshitter. Just one thing, one thing. 578 00:43:15,188 --> 00:43:19,692 You know I can't be perceived to lose face, right? 579 00:43:19,692 --> 00:43:23,696 So, bloomfield... 580 00:43:26,199 --> 00:43:28,201 and the paving union. 581 00:43:28,201 --> 00:43:30,703 It's my asking price. 582 00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:39,212 Congratulations. 583 00:43:48,054 --> 00:43:50,556 I almost got in a fight today. 584 00:43:50,556 --> 00:43:54,060 Fight? With jeremy piocosta. 585 00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:56,562 I take french with his brother. He's such a poseur. 586 00:43:56,813 --> 00:44:00,316 Who won? No one. He backed out. 587 00:44:00,817 --> 00:44:03,319 Phil litto said, "yeah, he's real scared of you." 588 00:44:03,319 --> 00:44:05,321 When I asked what that meant, they all laughed. 589 00:44:05,321 --> 00:44:08,324 Duh. What do you mean? 590 00:44:08,324 --> 00:44:11,828 Sometimes you're so naive. 591 00:44:11,828 --> 00:44:15,331 What do you think dad does for a living? Waste management. 592 00:44:15,331 --> 00:44:18,334 Do you know any other garbage men who live in a house like this? 593 00:44:18,334 --> 00:44:19,836 Uncle jackie. 594 00:44:19,836 --> 00:44:22,839 And why do we call him uncle when he's not even related? 595 00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:26,843 He's in dad'sotherfamily. 596 00:44:29,345 --> 00:44:31,731 Come here. 597 00:44:41,991 --> 00:44:43,493 I'll print it out for you. 598 00:45:25,785 --> 00:45:29,038 Hi. Jennifer. 599 00:45:29,539 --> 00:45:33,042 I tried calling. Yeah, the phone's off the hook. 600 00:45:33,042 --> 00:45:35,044 Come on in. 601 00:45:40,049 --> 00:45:43,920 I guess we won't be going to dinner. 602 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,922 I'm worried, Jennifer. 603 00:45:49,425 --> 00:45:51,928 I think I'm starting to lose it. 604 00:45:51,928 --> 00:45:55,181 I was standing in line this morning in the doughnut shop. 605 00:45:55,181 --> 00:46:00,686 A man in a booth looked at me. All of a sudden, I started shaking uncontrollably. 606 00:46:00,686 --> 00:46:03,189 Lady says,"next." I ran away. 607 00:46:06,075 --> 00:46:12,081 Hey. You've been through a very traumatic experience. 608 00:46:14,083 --> 00:46:20,089 I hate to admit this, but I'm afraid to go outside. 609 00:46:21,090 --> 00:46:27,096 I... got this crazy idea that I'm being followed. 610 00:46:27,096 --> 00:46:31,100 And this song keeps running through my head. 611 00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:34,103 "People are strange." The doors. 612 00:46:34,604 --> 00:46:39,108 Where faces look evil when you're alienated. 613 00:46:39,108 --> 00:46:41,110 Randall— 614 00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:45,615 dead at 27 in a paris bathtub. 615 00:46:45,615 --> 00:46:48,618 Okay, I think you should go and talk to mel gelbar. 616 00:46:48,618 --> 00:46:52,121 He specializes in post- traumatic stress disorder. 617 00:46:52,121 --> 00:46:55,124 Y- you couldn't prescribe something? 618 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:57,627 I'm your date, not your doctor. 619 00:46:58,127 --> 00:47:01,631 Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. No. 620 00:47:32,528 --> 00:47:38,167 Saw my first dead body when I was about 15, maybe 16. 621 00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:42,171 Won't tell you about how he got clipped, because it was, uh— 622 00:47:44,674 --> 00:47:46,676 sorry. 623 00:47:46,926 --> 00:47:51,047 You okay? I was thinking. 624 00:47:51,047 --> 00:47:55,301 I guess I live a sheltered existence. 625 00:47:55,801 --> 00:47:57,803 How so? 626 00:47:59,805 --> 00:48:02,808 Well, I'm in this room for ten hours a day. 627 00:48:02,808 --> 00:48:05,811 I guess I'm out of touch with the... 628 00:48:05,811 --> 00:48:10,816 climate of rage in american society, 629 00:48:10,816 --> 00:48:13,819 the casual violence. 630 00:48:13,953 --> 00:48:17,573 Your voice is all tight. 631 00:48:21,577 --> 00:48:26,082 This week my friend got beat up... 632 00:48:26,082 --> 00:48:28,467 by a policeman, no less. 633 00:48:29,969 --> 00:48:31,470 Oh, yeah? 634 00:48:31,971 --> 00:48:35,975 It was a nightmare. 635 00:48:35,975 --> 00:48:38,344 Wow. 636 00:48:38,344 --> 00:48:40,846 I mean, I don't know if this cop... 637 00:48:40,846 --> 00:48:44,350 was crazy or drunk or what. 638 00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:50,356 But he was raving, "prime rib, hamburger." It was surreal. 639 00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:54,243 Fuckin' moron. 640 00:48:55,745 --> 00:48:59,865 I mean, it sounds like this guy is a fuckin' moron. 641 00:48:59,865 --> 00:49:03,753 My friend's filing suit against the city. 642 00:49:03,753 --> 00:49:07,757 But the worst part of it is, my relationship with him will never be the same. 643 00:49:07,873 --> 00:49:12,511 Sorry. Oh, it wasn't your fault. 644 00:49:13,012 --> 00:49:18,517 Hey, this is your session. I'm sorry. This is— 645 00:49:18,634 --> 00:49:20,636 hey. Very unprofessional. 646 00:49:20,636 --> 00:49:23,639 No, it's all right. You had your wits scared out of you. 647 00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:26,642 Is the xanax helping? 648 00:49:26,892 --> 00:49:31,397 Fine. No more attacks. 649 00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:35,034 But you still have your doubts? 650 00:49:35,034 --> 00:49:38,537 About therapy? 651 00:49:38,537 --> 00:49:41,540 No, no, no, no. Give it another chance. 652 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:45,044 Got a lot of good ideas here. 653 00:49:45,044 --> 00:49:47,046 Okay. 654 00:49:47,296 --> 00:49:50,800 On how to cope. 655 00:49:53,552 --> 00:49:58,557 Tell me why this was a smart move to make junior the big willie. 656 00:49:58,557 --> 00:50:03,062 Look at him. He's content. Thinks he's the king of kings. 657 00:50:05,064 --> 00:50:08,067 Truth is, every decision is made by me. 658 00:50:08,067 --> 00:50:10,069 I still worry about the money end. 659 00:50:10,069 --> 00:50:12,571 That's'cause that's what you do. You worry. 660 00:50:12,571 --> 00:50:16,575 He doesn't know we kick back to jackie. 661 00:50:16,575 --> 00:50:18,077 We're gonna do good. 662 00:50:18,577 --> 00:50:23,082 Point is, he's got the title. He's a happy fuckin' camper. 663 00:50:23,082 --> 00:50:25,584 The house is secure. 664 00:50:25,584 --> 00:50:29,588 Yeah, only now we got a brand- new lightning rod on top to take the hits. 665 00:50:29,588 --> 00:50:31,590 Smart. Very smart. 666 00:50:31,590 --> 00:50:35,094 Yeah, and now you got bloomfield and the union chair. 667 00:50:35,594 --> 00:50:40,099 Otherwise you'd fuck me, larry, but you wouldn't respect me in the morning, would ya? 668 00:50:40,099 --> 00:50:42,601 As long as you guarantee to keep the old fart in line. 669 00:50:42,601 --> 00:50:46,105 Hey, I still love that man. I'm his favorite nephew. 670 00:50:46,105 --> 00:50:49,108 Look at him over there with my ma. 671 00:50:49,108 --> 00:50:51,610 Those people went through world war ii. 672 00:51:12,748 --> 00:51:15,000 Thank you. 673 00:51:20,005 --> 00:51:24,009 T, check out the government. 674 00:51:27,513 --> 00:51:29,515 Shooting right to left. 675 00:51:29,765 --> 00:51:31,767 Got uncle jun's good side. 676 00:52:05,301 --> 00:52:08,771 Closed- captioned by captions, inc. Los angeles