1 00:01:54,146 --> 00:01:57,649 How'd it go? They got a 48- to- 52 male- female ratio, 2 00:01:57,649 --> 00:01:59,651 which is great, 3 00:01:59,651 --> 00:02:02,654 strong liberal arts program and this cool olin arts center for music. 4 00:02:02,654 --> 00:02:05,157 Usual programs abroad are china, india— 5 00:02:05,157 --> 00:02:07,659 you're just applyin' here. Already you're leavin'? 6 00:02:07,659 --> 00:02:10,662 It's an option, dad. Junior year. 7 00:02:10,662 --> 00:02:14,666 What do you study in india? How not to get diarrhea? 8 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:18,170 They don't require sat scores, but mine will help 'cause they're high. 9 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:20,172 Socially, I don't know. 10 00:02:20,172 --> 00:02:22,174 This one girl told me there's a saying: 11 00:02:25,677 --> 00:02:29,681 What kind of talk is that? The girls at the other colleges we been to, they just put out? 12 00:02:29,681 --> 00:02:32,568 Oh, my god. 13 00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:37,072 It's pretty, huh? 14 00:02:37,573 --> 00:02:39,575 Yeah. 15 00:02:39,575 --> 00:02:41,944 Two to go. Colby up. 16 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:45,948 Dad, how come you didn't finish college? 17 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:49,451 Well, I had that semester and a half at seton hall. 18 00:02:49,451 --> 00:02:51,453 Yeah, and? 19 00:02:52,454 --> 00:02:54,957 Your grandma and grandpa didn't stress college. 20 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:57,092 They were working- class people. 21 00:02:57,092 --> 00:02:59,595 How come your parents were anti- education? 22 00:02:59,711 --> 00:03:03,715 They weren't anti. You can't lay it all off on them. 23 00:03:05,217 --> 00:03:07,719 I got into a little trouble when I was a kid. 24 00:03:07,719 --> 00:03:09,721 I heard. Mm- hmm. You did? 25 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:12,357 While in waterville, dine at the stone house, 26 00:03:12,357 --> 00:03:15,360 serving the freshest maine lobster since 1840. 27 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:17,863 Come see our new salad bar, featuring a wonderful— 28 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:33,879 are you in the mafia? 29 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:37,132 - Am I in the what? - Whatever you wanna call it. Organized crime. 30 00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:41,753 That's total crap. Who told you that? 31 00:03:41,753 --> 00:03:43,755 Dad, I've lived in the house all my life. 32 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:47,259 I've seen police come with warrants. I've seen you going out at 3:00 in the morning. 33 00:03:47,759 --> 00:03:51,263 You never seen doc cusamano go out at 3:00 in the morning on a call? 34 00:03:51,513 --> 00:03:54,016 Did the cusamano kids ever find $50, 000 in krugerrands... 35 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:57,019 and a. 45 automatic while they were hunting for easter eggs? 36 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:01,023 I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed- up. 37 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:03,525 It's a stereotype, and it's offensive. 38 00:04:03,525 --> 00:04:06,028 And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it. 39 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:09,031 Fine. 40 00:04:10,532 --> 00:04:12,534 There is no mafia. 41 00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:24,179 All right, look. 42 00:04:24,179 --> 00:04:27,182 Med, you're a grown woman, almost. 43 00:04:29,184 --> 00:04:32,187 Some of my money... 44 00:04:32,187 --> 00:04:35,190 comes from illegal gambling and wha— and whatnot. 45 00:04:41,813 --> 00:04:44,449 How does that make you feel? 46 00:04:44,449 --> 00:04:47,953 At least you don't keep denying it, like mom. 47 00:04:47,953 --> 00:04:50,455 Kids in school think it's actually kind of neat. 48 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:53,075 - They seen the godfather, right? - Not really. Casinowe like. 49 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,077 Sharon stone, '70s clothes, pills. 50 00:04:55,577 --> 00:04:58,714 I'm not askin' about those bums. I'm askin' about you. 51 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:01,967 Sometimes I wish you were like other dads. 52 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:05,470 Then, like mr. Scangarelo, for example. 53 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:08,473 An advertising executive for big tobacco. 54 00:05:08,974 --> 00:05:11,727 Or lawyers? Ugh. So many dads are full of shit. 55 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:14,730 - And I'm not? - You finally told the truth about this. 56 00:05:19,601 --> 00:05:25,490 Look, med, part of my income comes from legitimate businesses. 57 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:27,859 - Stock market, I— - look, dad, please. Okay? 58 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,362 Don't start mealy- mouthing. 59 00:05:36,868 --> 00:05:38,870 How's my sweetheart? 60 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:41,873 I'm so pissed I can hardly see. 61 00:05:42,374 --> 00:05:46,011 - Why? You gettin' the flu? - No, it's my cousin, svetlana. 62 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:49,131 - The amputee? - Two months she's only in america, 63 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,133 and she's already getting married. 64 00:05:51,383 --> 00:05:54,886 You knew the deal. I got two kids high school age. We talked about this. 65 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:57,522 Yes, and a wife whenever you want. 66 00:05:57,522 --> 00:05:59,524 What do I have in my life? 67 00:05:59,891 --> 00:06:04,146 - Boy, am I glad I called. - Fuck you, then! Hang up! 68 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:06,281 How are the whirlpool jets? They get'em in right? 69 00:06:06,281 --> 00:06:09,901 Don't throw up in my face things you buy me, okay? 70 00:06:10,285 --> 00:06:13,288 Her prosthetic leg fell off in a gap store, 71 00:06:13,288 --> 00:06:16,291 and he carries her out like a knight... 72 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,794 in white satin armor. 73 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:22,297 I gotta go. Uh, my daughter's comin'. 74 00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:26,668 Jesus. 75 00:06:33,425 --> 00:06:35,811 Yeah. How ya feelin'? 76 00:06:35,811 --> 00:06:38,814 Oh, better, actually. Fever just broke. 77 00:06:38,814 --> 00:06:40,816 I miss you two. 78 00:06:40,816 --> 00:06:43,318 How's the interviews going? Good. 79 00:06:43,318 --> 00:06:45,937 Real good. Oh, yeah? Did she like bates? 80 00:06:46,938 --> 00:06:49,441 Anything to get her off of this berkeley kick. 81 00:06:49,941 --> 00:06:51,443 What the fuck? 82 00:06:53,445 --> 00:06:55,580 Tony? 83 00:06:56,081 --> 00:06:58,583 Yeah, yeah. Look, I'll call you back from the motel. 84 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:17,219 Meadow! Come on! 85 00:07:31,616 --> 00:07:34,119 Geez, dad! 86 00:07:39,741 --> 00:07:43,995 - What's going on? - I think I saw an old friend, that's all. 87 00:07:43,995 --> 00:07:47,999 - You know that guy at the gas station? - Maybe not. 88 00:07:47,999 --> 00:07:50,385 - Probably not. - Then what? 89 00:07:51,503 --> 00:07:53,004 Dad, slow down! 90 00:07:57,008 --> 00:07:59,895 Dad, Jesus, what's with you? 91 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:01,646 - It's all right. fucking maniac! 92 00:08:02,147 --> 00:08:04,649 - What's going on? - 93 00:08:05,016 --> 00:08:06,768 just foolin' around. 94 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:13,775 Dad— colby. Turn. 95 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,278 Colby. Turn left. It's to the left! 96 00:08:16,411 --> 00:08:18,413 Left! 97 00:08:18,413 --> 00:08:20,916 Dad! 98 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:22,918 See? That's'cause you're talkin' to me so much. 99 00:08:29,925 --> 00:08:32,794 Hey, this gets us toward colby anyhow. 100 00:08:37,048 --> 00:08:38,934 Dad, that's our motel. 101 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:41,553 Hello. Our motel's right there. 102 00:08:47,058 --> 00:08:49,945 - Do you know that guy? - Nah. It wasn't him. 103 00:09:00,822 --> 00:09:03,325 Bada- bing. 104 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:06,828 - Take this number down and call me back. - Now? It's pourin' down here. 105 00:09:06,828 --> 00:09:09,331 207- 555- 0185. 106 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:14,469 Mmm. Bonjour. 107 00:09:14,469 --> 00:09:16,972 Room service et arrivee. 108 00:09:16,972 --> 00:09:18,974 Oop. 109 00:09:21,977 --> 00:09:23,979 Why, thank you, kind sir. 110 00:09:28,483 --> 00:09:31,486 - What? You said poached eggs. - 111 00:09:33,488 --> 00:09:35,490 you're not gonna eat'em now, after all that work. 112 00:09:35,991 --> 00:09:38,994 I guess my eyes were bigger than my stomach. 113 00:09:46,001 --> 00:09:49,504 Anthony, why don't you go over to jason's, play nintendo? 114 00:09:51,506 --> 00:09:54,759 Nope. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No kisses. Cooties. 115 00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:56,761 I'll be back in, like, an hour. 116 00:09:56,878 --> 00:09:58,880 Okay. 117 00:10:11,026 --> 00:10:13,528 Oh, motherfucker. 118 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:17,532 A real fuckin' shit. 119 00:10:20,902 --> 00:10:24,406 Hey. I'm not sure, but I think I just saw fabian petrulio. 120 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,908 Refresh my memory. Was he before your time? 121 00:10:26,908 --> 00:10:30,912 Made guy. Flipped about ten years ago when he got busted for peddlin' "h." 122 00:10:30,912 --> 00:10:34,549 Rat fuck took out a lot of people, a lot of people from our outfit. 123 00:10:34,549 --> 00:10:37,552 My old man was sick. He never recovered when he heard the news. 124 00:10:37,552 --> 00:10:40,555 - You saw this guy? - That's what I'm sayin'. 125 00:10:40,555 --> 00:10:44,059 - I think I did, but I'm not sure. - Up in maine? What the fuck? 126 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:46,561 He went into the witness protection program. Then they kicked him out. 127 00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:49,564 Now he goes to colleges and gets paid all kinds of money... 128 00:10:49,564 --> 00:10:51,566 to talk about what a big, bad mafioso he was. 129 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:54,069 - Piece of shit. - Febbie and me partied a couple of times, 130 00:10:54,069 --> 00:10:56,071 but jackie aprile knew him good. 131 00:10:56,071 --> 00:10:58,073 They did a couple of counts together up in lewisburg. 132 00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:01,076 You know that bust that was in his rec room of sinatra? 133 00:11:01,076 --> 00:11:03,578 Febbie made it for him in a prison workshop. 134 00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:06,948 That was frank, that bust? I always thought it was shaquille. 135 00:11:06,948 --> 00:11:09,951 Fucker needs to practice a little on lips. 136 00:11:10,201 --> 00:11:13,204 Yeah, I know. Anyway, run these plates for me. 137 00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:17,208 Go ahead. Maine, 138 00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:20,845 d- x- 6- 6- 9- 2- 0. Call you back tonight at 10:00. All right? 139 00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:26,851 Hey. What's wrong with the phone in your room? 140 00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:30,855 Nothin'. Takin' a walk, saw the phone. Figured I'd give christopher a call. 141 00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:33,358 Oh, yeah? Everything okay? Yeah. 142 00:11:33,858 --> 00:11:36,361 Yeah. They got a leak in the roof, though. Is that all right? 143 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:38,863 Uh- huh. Huh? 144 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:45,203 Who is it? Father phil. 145 00:11:45,203 --> 00:11:47,205 Just a second. 146 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,708 Oh, Jesus. 147 00:12:13,348 --> 00:12:15,350 Oh, my god. Look at you! 148 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,852 Oy! I hope I'm not barging in. 149 00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:19,854 Oh, no, I was, uh, watching tv. 150 00:12:19,854 --> 00:12:21,856 Oh. I was over at the clothing drive, 151 00:12:21,856 --> 00:12:23,858 and I thought you were up in maine. 152 00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:28,363 it just flew out of there. 153 00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:30,365 Oh, good, good, good. 154 00:12:30,365 --> 00:12:32,367 So anyway, jean cusamano said you were ill. 155 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:35,370 Yes, I was. The flu that was going around? 156 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:39,374 Yipes. Yeah. I still have a little fever, but, uh— 157 00:12:39,374 --> 00:12:41,876 I also have a confession to make, carm. 158 00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:44,379 Uh— 159 00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:48,883 I- I have a jones for your baked ziti. 160 00:12:48,883 --> 00:12:51,886 Oh. Sure. Any time. 161 00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:53,888 I have some in the freezer. I can reheat it. 162 00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:57,392 It's so much better that way, isn't it? The mozzarella gets all nice and chewy. 163 00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:03,898 - Settles the system. Would you like something? - Some wine, if it's open. 164 00:13:03,898 --> 00:13:07,402 Mm- hmm. So, how's med and tony's trip going? 165 00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,298 Dad, stop staring. Why are you doing that? 166 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,802 It's an exciting time. 167 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:28,807 I can't tell you how proud I am of you. A real student at casa soprano. 168 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,810 And she looks like one of the models right out of italianvogue. 169 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:35,313 Italian, italian, italian. Thank you. 170 00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:38,817 You're definitely up to something. 171 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,319 Oof! How'd you get so cynical? 172 00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:50,078 That stuff we talked about before. 173 00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:54,082 - How's that sittin' with you? - Like I wasn't 90% sure already. 174 00:13:54,082 --> 00:13:57,585 - What about your brother? Does he know? - I think so. 175 00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:01,089 There was a time when the italian people... 176 00:14:01,089 --> 00:14:04,092 didn't have a lot of options. 177 00:14:04,092 --> 00:14:07,095 You mean like mario cuomo? 178 00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:10,098 Sorry. 179 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,102 You know, I put food on the table. 180 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:17,105 My father was in it. My uncle was in it. 181 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:20,108 Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself— 182 00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:24,112 consider myself a... rebel. 183 00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:27,615 Maybe being a rebel in my family would have been sellin' patio furniture on route 22. 184 00:14:30,618 --> 00:14:33,121 In college, nothing interested you? 185 00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:36,124 Nah, I barely got in. 186 00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:39,127 Well, kind of liked history. 187 00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:41,129 Yeah? Yeah. 188 00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:43,631 Napoleon, the roman empire. 189 00:14:43,631 --> 00:14:46,134 The potsdam conference— that kind of thing. 190 00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:49,637 - What's the potsdam conference? - Pots- damned if I know now. 191 00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:51,639 Oh, my god. 192 00:14:56,644 --> 00:14:59,647 Dad, I have something to tell you. 193 00:14:59,647 --> 00:15:01,649 Yeah? 194 00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:07,655 - You're not— - no! Jesus! 195 00:15:11,659 --> 00:15:16,164 A couple of weeks ago, me and some friends, we were doing speed. 196 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:19,167 - We did kind of a lot of it for a while. - You what? 197 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:21,669 It was just between homework and sats... 198 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,672 and just general pressure of life. 199 00:15:24,672 --> 00:15:27,175 - We needed something to keep going. - That crap'll kill you. 200 00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:30,178 - I know. - I oughta slap the shit outta you. Where did you get it? 201 00:15:30,678 --> 00:15:33,681 If I thought this was gonna be a lecture, I never would have told you. 202 00:15:33,681 --> 00:15:37,685 Take a reality check. What do you think I'm gonna say? Where did you get it? 203 00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:41,189 No way I'm telling you, especially after this reaction. 204 00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:44,192 Why did you tell me? 205 00:15:44,692 --> 00:15:49,197 You were honest with me today. I won't be doing it again. It got too scary. 206 00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:52,200 Jesus, right under my nose. 207 00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,703 You think you'd know. 208 00:15:55,703 --> 00:15:57,705 No, dad, you won't. 209 00:16:04,712 --> 00:16:07,715 I'm glad you told me, in spite of everything. 210 00:16:08,716 --> 00:16:10,718 I'm glad I did too. 211 00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:12,720 I'm glad we have that kind of relationship. 212 00:16:20,595 --> 00:16:23,097 Tony hates building fires. 213 00:16:23,097 --> 00:16:25,099 We have this beautiful fireplace, and those same three logs... 214 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,101 have been in there since lincoln split them. 215 00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:30,605 Fear of fire. Good deterrent to keep out of hell. 216 00:16:30,605 --> 00:16:34,108 Maybe there is hope for him. 217 00:16:34,609 --> 00:16:36,995 Oh. I got something for you. 218 00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:38,997 That's what we were talking about. 219 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,499 The chapter on buddhism is spectacular, 220 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:44,002 but I don't want you going over to those zany zennies. 221 00:16:44,502 --> 00:16:48,506 Fat chance. It's funny. I could never just sit on the floor and think of nothing. 222 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,009 - Thank you. - Sure. 223 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:55,513 You'll see how islam has gotten a bad rap in current culture, and— 224 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,884 boy, this chianti, though, is beyond reproach. 225 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:02,136 - Word up. 226 00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:09,644 dad. Thought you fell in. 227 00:17:11,646 --> 00:17:14,148 This is carrie and lucinda. How ya doin'? 228 00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:17,151 - They go to colby. - Yeah? Why don't you hang out with them? 229 00:17:17,151 --> 00:17:20,655 - Dad. - What better way to learn about the college? 230 00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:23,157 Yeah, maybe, but— 231 00:17:23,157 --> 00:17:26,160 no, no, that'd be cool. Please excuse him. 232 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,663 No, really. We love to dish the school. 233 00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,165 - Well— - go ahead. 234 00:17:31,165 --> 00:17:33,668 Okay. Now, med, no drinkin'. 235 00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:36,671 Girls, you see that she sticks to cokes. 236 00:17:36,671 --> 00:17:40,174 I'll come back for you in an hour and a half. Be good. 237 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,683 Yo. What do you got? 238 00:17:48,683 --> 00:17:50,685 - Wet shoes. - You chose this life. 239 00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:53,187 You don't want to work in the rain, try out for the yankees. 240 00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:55,690 The car is registered to fredrick peters, 241 00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:58,693 38 washington street, waterville, maine. 242 00:17:58,693 --> 00:18:01,696 It's off route 201. I looked it up. 243 00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:05,700 Fredrick peters. Fabian petrulio. Good match, huh? 244 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:09,587 I guess. I don't know. T, what are you gonna do? 245 00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:12,090 I don't know. 246 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:15,093 I got meadow here. Jesus. 247 00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:18,596 Fuckin' nightmare. You want, I'll fly up and take care of it. 248 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,599 You're a good kid. You stay put. 249 00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:24,602 - Maybe call pussy or paulie. - What, they can do it, but I can't? 250 00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:28,106 Don't be sensitive. They had a friend, jimmy, die in prison on account of this scumbag. 251 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:32,610 - All right, I'll let'em know. - Fuck, I gotta do my homework and positively I. D. This guy. 252 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:36,614 - I thought you said it was him. - I haven't seen him in 12 years. I gotta make sure. 253 00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:39,617 All right, I'll call you around midnight. Sit tight. 254 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,627 You think I'm a schnorrer, don't you? 255 00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:52,630 A who? Yiddish. 256 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:56,134 It means somebody who always shows up in time for free grub. 257 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,636 Well, you're here a lot. 258 00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,139 And you're a man. You like to eat. 259 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,643 I can't get over you with that yiddish. 260 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:08,646 Oh, that's, uh— my neighborhood in yonkers was mixed. 261 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:10,648 Jewish and italian, you know? 262 00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:12,650 Eh, a heady brew. 263 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,652 What does that mean, "heady"? 264 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,155 Mmm. Melting pot. 265 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,657 Some vigor. Oh. 266 00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:27,665 Hello. Hello. I'm calling for tony soprano. 267 00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,668 Cajun stuffed olives? Who can I say is calling? 268 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:34,172 - This is dr. Melfi. - His nurse? 269 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,175 No. Is— is this mrs. Soprano? 270 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,177 Uh, that's right. And you are again? 271 00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:41,179 Jennifer melfi. Dr. Melfi? 272 00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:44,182 Jennifer. Lovely name. 273 00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:49,687 No, he's not home. Could I impose on you to, uh, 274 00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:52,690 to tell him that I need to reschedule monday's appointment. 275 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:55,693 - I'm down with the flu. - Does he have your number? 276 00:19:55,693 --> 00:20:00,198 - Let me give it to you in case. - I lost my pencil, up his ass. 277 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,200 I'll tell him you called. 278 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,710 Why does he have to lie? 279 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:16,214 Why couldn't he tell me his therapist is a woman? What is he hiding? 280 00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:19,717 - Maybe he did tell you, and you didn't hear him clearly. - Oh, please. 281 00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:23,221 Here's your fernet. Why wouldn't he tell me, unless he's screwing her. 282 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,723 Carmela, please. 283 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:28,226 And I thought he was changing. 284 00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:32,230 I thought therapy was gonna clear up the fuckin' freak show in his head. 285 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:36,234 Carmela. I'm sure you're wrong about them. 286 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,736 Therapy is a start. 287 00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:42,240 It's a good start, but, yes, it doesn't fix the soul. 288 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,743 He's gonna need help from other sources to repair that. 289 00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:48,246 Well, then you talk to him. You help him. 290 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,248 But, well, there you go. 291 00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:52,750 W- will he listen? 292 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:58,873 He must be a very unhappy man. He's unhappy! 293 00:20:58,873 --> 00:21:01,375 Sleep is my number one— aw, shit. 294 00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:05,880 Why go into it? 295 00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:26,317 Good thing it's full of air bubbles. 296 00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:30,321 - Mommy? - Yes, bear? 297 00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:33,324 Would you put me to bed? I'm scared. 298 00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:36,327 - Sure, honey. Hold on. - I thought she was sleeping. 299 00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:39,830 Yeah, well, she woke up. Daddy's gonna come too, sweetie. 300 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:42,216 We'll both put you to bed. 301 00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:45,836 Hurry, daddy. Yeah, yeah. 302 00:22:18,953 --> 00:22:21,956 These red pepper flakes really make all the difference. 303 00:22:21,956 --> 00:22:23,958 Mm. Spicy. 304 00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:25,960 Good as willem dafoe was, 305 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,963 I cannot picture that Jesus looked like him. 306 00:22:28,963 --> 00:22:31,849 Could you pass the cheese? 307 00:22:31,849 --> 00:22:33,851 Not that he didn't do a good job, willem dafoe, 308 00:22:33,851 --> 00:22:35,853 but the story's confusing. 309 00:22:35,853 --> 00:22:38,356 So he gets down off the cross? 310 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:40,858 Mm. 311 00:22:40,858 --> 00:22:43,361 You know, originally, bobby d. Was supposed to have that role? 312 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,863 Really? Oof. Mm- hmm. 313 00:22:45,863 --> 00:22:48,366 - Different picture. - Oh, totally. 314 00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:52,870 You talkin' to me, pilate? 315 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:58,242 You must be talkin' to me, 'cause I don't see nobody else here, except barabbas here. 316 00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:00,244 You know what's remarkable? 317 00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:03,247 If you take everything Jesus ever said, 318 00:23:03,247 --> 00:23:05,750 add it up, it only amounts to two hours of talk. 319 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,252 No. Mm- hmm. 320 00:23:08,252 --> 00:23:11,255 No, but wait. I heard the same thing about the beatles. 321 00:23:11,255 --> 00:23:14,759 Except it was if you add up all their songs, it only comes to ten hours. 322 00:23:17,762 --> 00:23:19,764 Yes. 323 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,269 Of course, it wasn't just what christ said. It was his deeds. 324 00:23:25,269 --> 00:23:27,772 See, that's my question. 325 00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:31,776 I understand what he did, but a lot of what he said, I don't get. 326 00:23:31,776 --> 00:23:35,279 Like,"the sun rises on the just and the unjust alike"? 327 00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:39,784 Why? Because. Christ was saying that we're all— 328 00:23:40,034 --> 00:23:42,536 that whores will go to heaven before a lot of the righteous? 329 00:23:42,536 --> 00:23:44,538 Uh- huh. That's not right. 330 00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:48,042 Let's face it, father. We got some major contradictions here. 331 00:23:50,044 --> 00:23:53,547 - It's about love. Think about it like that. - What does that mean? 332 00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:58,052 It means, hopefully, someday, 333 00:23:58,052 --> 00:24:00,554 we will learn to tolerate, 334 00:24:01,055 --> 00:24:04,058 accept and forgive those that are different. 335 00:24:07,945 --> 00:24:09,947 Change through love. 336 00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:19,957 Well. 337 00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:22,576 Well— oh, man, I better get going. 338 00:24:22,576 --> 00:24:24,712 Where you going? You just got here. 339 00:24:25,212 --> 00:24:26,714 It's getting late. 340 00:24:27,214 --> 00:24:29,216 But it's pourin' rain out. 341 00:24:29,216 --> 00:24:32,720 And I know you love that dvd player. I gotremains of the day. 342 00:24:32,837 --> 00:24:35,840 Hmm. See? Do I know you? 343 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,343 Anything with emma thompson, I'm there. 344 00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:41,479 Father phil, I didn't know you looked. 345 00:24:41,595 --> 00:24:43,597 What? 346 00:24:43,597 --> 00:24:47,101 To take in through the eyes a beautiful woman? 347 00:24:47,101 --> 00:24:51,605 Is that so different than a sunset, a douglas fir, 348 00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:54,358 or any of god's handiwork? 349 00:25:45,042 --> 00:25:47,545 Hey, fred. Hey, tanky. What do you say? 350 00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:50,047 You gonna give away any homemade cheese this year? 351 00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:53,050 For what they get for cream, I don't know. 352 00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:55,052 Listen, tank, anybody been lookin' for me... 353 00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:57,054 or askin' any questions about me? 354 00:25:57,054 --> 00:26:00,057 Big guy. New york sounding? Is there a problem? 355 00:26:00,057 --> 00:26:05,563 No, no. Nah, dipshit hit me with his boat while I was tubin' on caribou lake. 356 00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:08,566 Claims it was my fault. 357 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:11,068 If he shows up, you want me to give you a call? 358 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:13,571 Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Do that. Thanks. 359 00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:24,081 You ready? Yeah. Let's go. 360 00:27:18,002 --> 00:27:20,004 No one was asking for you, fred. 361 00:27:20,004 --> 00:27:22,006 All right, vitus. Thanks. 362 00:28:07,184 --> 00:28:09,520 Hello, rat. 363 00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:48,309 Please leave me alone, miss kenton. 364 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,811 Why won't you show me your book? 365 00:28:50,811 --> 00:28:53,814 This is my private time. You're invading it. 366 00:28:53,814 --> 00:28:55,816 Oh, is that so? Yes. 367 00:28:55,816 --> 00:28:59,320 I'm invading your private time, am I? Yes. 368 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,691 What's in that book? Come on. Let me see. 369 00:29:04,692 --> 00:29:07,695 Or are you protecting me? Is that what you're doing? 370 00:29:08,696 --> 00:29:10,948 Would I be shocked? 371 00:29:12,449 --> 00:29:15,452 Would it ruin my character? 372 00:29:16,954 --> 00:29:18,956 Let me see it. 373 00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,363 Father, turn it off. I can't handle it. 374 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,366 What? 375 00:29:45,866 --> 00:29:48,369 What is it? Oh, father, I'm a terrible person. 376 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,371 Oh, no. 377 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:54,375 You're a wonderful woman. 378 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,878 Oh, it's been building in me. I need to get it out. 379 00:29:57,878 --> 00:30:00,881 There's so much in me, I wanna— I wanna— 380 00:30:00,881 --> 00:30:03,384 carmela, if I can help. 381 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:05,386 Please. 382 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,391 How? 383 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:18,899 How long has it been since you last confessed? 384 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,903 Uh— uh— I, uh— 385 00:30:23,904 --> 00:30:25,906 if you like, I can do this with you. 386 00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:30,411 You mean right here, father? Now? 387 00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:33,414 The whole world is god's house. 388 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,416 He hears and sees everything. 389 00:31:00,941 --> 00:31:03,444 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. 390 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:07,448 It has been four weeks since my last confess— 391 00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:11,452 what am I talkin' about? That's a lie. 392 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:14,455 I haven't truly confessed in tw- twenty years. 393 00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:20,210 Go on. 394 00:31:21,211 --> 00:31:23,213 I have forsaken... 395 00:31:25,215 --> 00:31:29,219 what is right... for what is easy, 396 00:31:32,723 --> 00:31:36,226 allowing what I know is evil in my house; 397 00:31:38,729 --> 00:31:40,731 allowing my children— 398 00:31:41,231 --> 00:31:43,734 oh, my god, my sweet children— to be a part of it... 399 00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:46,687 because I wanted things for them. 400 00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:50,073 Wanted a better life, good schools. 401 00:31:50,073 --> 00:31:53,076 I wanted this house. 402 00:31:53,076 --> 00:31:57,080 Wanted money in my hands— money to buy anything I ever wanted. 403 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,200 I'm so ashamed. 404 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:10,711 My husband. 405 00:32:12,212 --> 00:32:15,716 I think he has committed hor- horrible acts. 406 00:32:18,135 --> 00:32:21,605 I think he has— you know all about him, father phil. 407 00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:24,608 I'm the same. I've said nothing. I've done nothing about it. 408 00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:28,612 I got a bad feeling. 409 00:32:31,114 --> 00:32:33,617 It's just a matter of time before god compensates me... 410 00:32:34,117 --> 00:32:36,620 with outrage for my sins. 411 00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:55,005 All right, come on. 412 00:32:57,507 --> 00:33:00,010 Oh, tequila breath. 413 00:33:00,010 --> 00:33:02,012 Whew! Sorry, dad. 414 00:33:02,012 --> 00:33:04,514 It's all right, kiddo. Just hang onto me. 415 00:33:04,514 --> 00:33:06,516 Don't throw up on that dress, 416 00:33:06,516 --> 00:33:08,518 or I'll have to tell your mother everything. 417 00:33:08,518 --> 00:33:11,021 This guy was giving me tequila shooters. 418 00:33:13,023 --> 00:33:17,527 Oh— oh, god, everything is spinning. 419 00:33:18,528 --> 00:33:20,497 You're not mad, are you, daddy? 420 00:33:20,497 --> 00:33:22,499 Little bit. Where are the keys? 421 00:33:22,499 --> 00:33:25,369 - I gave them to you. 422 00:33:25,869 --> 00:33:28,121 I love you, dad. - I know. 423 00:33:39,132 --> 00:33:41,551 You must truly repent, 424 00:33:41,551 --> 00:33:43,921 genuinely and honestly. 425 00:33:45,856 --> 00:33:48,642 And in the future, you must renounce all these actions, 426 00:33:48,642 --> 00:33:50,527 and then god will absolve you. 427 00:33:54,531 --> 00:33:56,533 I don't know, father. I'll try. 428 00:33:58,535 --> 00:34:00,537 But I still love him. 429 00:34:01,989 --> 00:34:03,991 I still believe he can be a good man. 430 00:34:04,374 --> 00:34:07,878 Then you help change him into a better man, 431 00:34:08,378 --> 00:34:10,881 and then you will have done good in god's eyes. 432 00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:17,054 I think you should take communion. 433 00:34:18,305 --> 00:34:20,557 Yeah. 434 00:34:35,572 --> 00:34:37,574 Why do you have that with you? 435 00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:40,577 Unfortunately I had to say mass for someone in intensive care. 436 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:50,837 Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee. 437 00:34:50,837 --> 00:34:52,839 But just say the word, 438 00:34:52,839 --> 00:34:55,342 and I will be healed. And I will be healed. 439 00:35:15,362 --> 00:35:17,731 This is the body of christ. 440 00:35:17,731 --> 00:35:19,733 It was broken for you. 441 00:35:31,995 --> 00:35:35,499 This is the blood of christ. 442 00:35:35,499 --> 00:35:37,467 It was shed for you. 443 00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:04,361 Accept the spirit of christ, our lord and savior. 444 00:36:04,861 --> 00:36:06,363 Amen. 445 00:36:06,363 --> 00:36:09,366 In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. 446 00:36:10,867 --> 00:36:13,370 Amen. 447 00:36:31,388 --> 00:36:34,141 Dad? 448 00:36:34,141 --> 00:36:37,144 I booked a seat on a boston flight, tomorrow, 4:00. 449 00:36:37,144 --> 00:36:40,147 - Best I could get. - Don't come. 450 00:36:40,647 --> 00:36:43,150 I'll make sure you and meadow clear the state before anything happens. 451 00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:45,652 We don't ever meet face to face. This is my thing. 452 00:36:45,652 --> 00:36:50,290 I am your soldier, antonio. This is my duty, like we're always talkin' about. 453 00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:53,794 The way this went down, this is my call. 454 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,796 I gotta vouch for this myself. 455 00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:59,299 Clippin' a famous rat would put me a cunt hair away from bein' made. 456 00:36:59,299 --> 00:37:01,802 He might have recognized me at the gas station. He could lam anytime. 457 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:07,808 You stay put. End of discussion. 458 00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:12,813 Why are you using the pay phone again? 459 00:37:13,313 --> 00:37:15,315 These walls are like paper. I didn't want to wake you up. 460 00:37:18,318 --> 00:37:20,320 Lying down made me throw up. 461 00:37:49,716 --> 00:37:51,718 Hello. 462 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,721 Oh, hi, honey. 463 00:37:56,223 --> 00:37:58,225 Oh, yeah. Was it fun? 464 00:37:59,726 --> 00:38:01,728 Oh, good. 465 00:38:04,731 --> 00:38:07,234 Oh, you— you wanna sleep over there? 466 00:38:10,737 --> 00:38:13,240 Okay. Love you. 467 00:38:36,763 --> 00:38:39,266 That was a. J. 468 00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:42,269 He's sleepin' over. Oh, I see. 469 00:38:45,772 --> 00:38:48,275 He's at a friend's house. 470 00:38:48,775 --> 00:38:50,777 Oh. 471 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,782 The pucillos. I don't know if you know them. 472 00:38:57,784 --> 00:38:59,786 No, I— 473 00:39:01,788 --> 00:39:04,291 oh. 474 00:39:05,292 --> 00:39:08,295 Oh— oh, I— what? 475 00:39:08,295 --> 00:39:10,931 Oh! Are you all right? 476 00:39:23,443 --> 00:39:24,945 Father phil? 477 00:39:25,445 --> 00:39:27,447 Are you all right? 478 00:39:51,054 --> 00:39:53,556 Hello. 479 00:39:54,057 --> 00:39:56,059 Hello? 480 00:40:33,513 --> 00:40:35,515 Ow! Don't! 481 00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:40,520 Wanna stop and get a beer? Huh? 482 00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:42,389 No? 483 00:41:28,935 --> 00:41:31,571 I'll pick you up in a little while. You knock'em dead. 484 00:41:31,571 --> 00:41:34,774 - Aren't you coming in? - No, I left my watch at the motel. 485 00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:37,277 I'll catch up to you later. 486 00:41:37,527 --> 00:41:40,413 Grab me a student paper. 487 00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:29,462 You should have some coffee. 488 00:42:33,466 --> 00:42:35,468 Last night— yep. 489 00:42:37,470 --> 00:42:39,973 We didn't do anything out of line? 490 00:42:39,973 --> 00:42:42,475 There's nothing to apologize about. 491 00:42:44,477 --> 00:42:46,479 Right. That's right. 492 00:42:48,982 --> 00:42:52,986 I should get dressed, get goin'. 493 00:42:52,986 --> 00:42:54,988 Anthony junior will be home soon. 494 00:42:54,988 --> 00:42:59,492 Oh, my god. My car's been out there all night in plain sight. 495 00:42:59,492 --> 00:43:01,995 If we didn't do anything wrong, we didn't do anything wrong. 496 00:43:02,495 --> 00:43:04,497 Is there a commandment against eating ziti? 497 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,002 It's okay. Take a shower, get dressed. 498 00:43:09,002 --> 00:43:12,005 Don't forget your sacrament kit, whatever. 499 00:43:13,506 --> 00:43:16,509 I'm home! 500 00:43:21,514 --> 00:43:23,766 Carmela. 501 00:43:25,268 --> 00:43:27,770 I don't know where to begin. 502 00:43:31,774 --> 00:43:35,778 It's— it's not that I don't have desire for you in my heart. 503 00:43:35,778 --> 00:43:38,281 Marrone, father, please. But last night... 504 00:43:38,281 --> 00:43:41,284 was one of the most difficult tests from god ever for me. 505 00:43:41,284 --> 00:43:43,786 What are you talkin' about? We're friends. 506 00:43:46,289 --> 00:43:49,292 What's that look about? What, I look some way? 507 00:43:54,797 --> 00:43:58,167 I was just thinkin' about when we watched casablancalast week. 508 00:43:59,168 --> 00:44:01,170 That new print is great, huh? 509 00:44:02,672 --> 00:44:04,173 You know when bogie says, 510 00:44:04,674 --> 00:44:07,677 "of all the lousy gin joints in the world, why'd she have to pick mine?" 511 00:44:09,178 --> 00:44:11,681 Of all thefinukpriests in the world, 512 00:44:11,681 --> 00:44:14,183 why did I have to get the one who's straight? 513 00:44:16,185 --> 00:44:18,321 Carmela— 514 00:44:18,821 --> 00:44:20,823 come on. It's a joke. 515 00:44:41,844 --> 00:44:45,348 I would have done it myself last night, but some people came along. 516 00:44:45,348 --> 00:44:48,851 But anyway, it's a gray town car, new model. 517 00:44:48,851 --> 00:44:51,354 You pick'em up on the colby campus. Stay on'em. 518 00:44:51,354 --> 00:44:53,356 Where on the colby campus? 519 00:44:53,356 --> 00:44:56,359 What'd I just say? His kid's applyin'. The fuckin' admissions office. 520 00:44:56,359 --> 00:44:58,861 Oh. Okay. You follow'em. 521 00:44:59,228 --> 00:45:01,230 An hour outta town, you pull up alongside— 522 00:45:01,230 --> 00:45:03,232 - boom! Twelve- gauge. - Fuck that. 523 00:45:03,232 --> 00:45:07,737 Do what I ask, or you'll never get another bag off me. 524 00:45:11,624 --> 00:45:15,495 No, no. Fuck that. Fuck that! 525 00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:18,498 You want the cops to find out who burnt down the historical house? 526 00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:21,501 Fuck you, fuck- wad! 527 00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:24,504 We were volunteer firemen together, asshole! I know! 528 00:45:35,264 --> 00:45:37,266 Yeah, is dougy in? 529 00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:34,016 Good mornin', rat. Who are you? What is this? 530 00:47:34,517 --> 00:47:37,270 Don't make me laugh. You pimp! You fuck! 531 00:47:37,770 --> 00:47:41,274 - Teddy, there must be something we can do— - tony. It's tony, you fuck. 532 00:47:41,274 --> 00:47:45,278 You know how much trouble you're in now? You took an oath, and you broke it! 533 00:47:45,278 --> 00:47:48,281 I could've killed you last night, outside the motel. 534 00:47:48,281 --> 00:47:51,784 Your daughter was drunk, remember? I was there in the parking lot. 535 00:47:51,784 --> 00:47:53,786 I had a gun, but I didn't do it. 536 00:47:53,786 --> 00:47:56,405 Because of her, I told myself, "it's just a coincidence. 537 00:47:56,906 --> 00:47:59,408 He's takin' his little girl to college." 538 00:47:59,659 --> 00:48:02,662 One thing about us wiseguys, the hustle never ends. 539 00:48:03,162 --> 00:48:05,665 You shot me at that motel, your life would've been flushed down thepiscia- do! 540 00:48:06,048 --> 00:48:07,550 Please, tony, I'm begging! 541 00:48:10,553 --> 00:48:13,172 Jimmy says hello from hell, you fuck! 542 00:49:45,848 --> 00:49:48,351 Where have you been? I went back to the motel, 543 00:49:48,851 --> 00:49:50,353 they didn't have the watch. 544 00:49:50,853 --> 00:49:53,856 So I went to the restaurant. They was closed. I had to wait for them to open. 545 00:49:54,357 --> 00:49:57,743 Restaurant had your watch? I took it off in the bathroom when I was washing my hands. 546 00:49:58,744 --> 00:50:01,614 You ready? Don't wanna be late for bowdoin. 547 00:50:16,295 --> 00:50:19,048 Dad, what's up with that? 548 00:50:21,550 --> 00:50:23,552 Oh, uh, the restaurant. 549 00:50:24,553 --> 00:50:27,556 I tried the back door. There were puddles. 550 00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:33,062 It was dumb. I know. 551 00:50:38,067 --> 00:50:42,571 Your hand is bleeding. Dad, where did you go? You saw that man, didn't you? 552 00:50:42,571 --> 00:50:46,575 I cut it on a screen door. What man? 553 00:50:46,575 --> 00:50:49,462 The man you said you didn't know. 554 00:50:49,462 --> 00:50:51,464 Ah, va a napoli. What do you think happened? 555 00:50:51,464 --> 00:50:53,966 I don't know. You got in a fight? You don't know. 556 00:50:53,966 --> 00:50:56,469 You're makin' a big deal outta this, and you don't know. 557 00:50:56,469 --> 00:50:58,971 You were on the pay phone again last night at 1:00 in the morning. 558 00:50:58,971 --> 00:51:01,974 I was on the pay phone at 1:00 in the morning? 559 00:51:01,974 --> 00:51:03,976 Excuse me, miss cuervo anejo. 560 00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:08,481 You can't be trusted to remember what happened last night, 'cause you were seeing pink elephants. 561 00:51:08,981 --> 00:51:11,100 I warned you not to drink. 562 00:51:15,604 --> 00:51:19,108 Dad, you're being honest with me, right? 563 00:51:19,358 --> 00:51:22,862 Pretty soon here you're gonna start hurtin' my feelings. 564 00:51:22,862 --> 00:51:26,248 - We have that kind of relationship, you said. - That's right. 565 00:51:26,248 --> 00:51:30,252 We do or we don't. Takes two to tango. 566 00:51:33,255 --> 00:51:34,757 - Dad— - what? 567 00:51:40,379 --> 00:51:42,381 Nothing. 568 00:51:50,389 --> 00:51:52,391 I love you. 569 00:51:52,391 --> 00:51:54,894 I love you too. 570 00:52:00,399 --> 00:52:01,901 Where's my paper? 571 00:52:02,151 --> 00:52:04,153 I forgot. She forgot. 572 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,162 Miss soprano, come on in. 573 00:52:16,665 --> 00:52:19,802 Shall we talk about your future? 574 00:53:09,185 --> 00:53:12,188 Oh, here they are, the two ivy leaguers. 575 00:53:12,188 --> 00:53:14,690 Mwah! How was it? Do you's want something to eat? 576 00:53:14,690 --> 00:53:16,692 It was good. I gotta call hunter. 577 00:53:16,692 --> 00:53:19,195 Hey. 578 00:53:19,195 --> 00:53:22,198 Gee, she spared me no boring detail. 579 00:53:22,198 --> 00:53:25,201 I'll be back. What a trip. 580 00:53:25,201 --> 00:53:28,204 I'm beat. What, new england? It's so gorgeous. 581 00:53:28,204 --> 00:53:32,708 Hmm. You still sound a little nasal, but you look better. 582 00:53:33,075 --> 00:53:36,078 Any cold pasta? There was some ziti, but it all got eaten. 583 00:53:38,581 --> 00:53:40,583 The whole tray? From last sunday? 584 00:53:42,084 --> 00:53:44,503 Monsignor jughead was here. 585 00:53:44,503 --> 00:53:47,506 If you are referring to father intintola, yes, he was. 586 00:53:47,506 --> 00:53:49,508 Hmm. 587 00:53:49,508 --> 00:53:52,511 He spent the night here. Yeah, right. 588 00:53:53,512 --> 00:53:55,514 Okay. 589 00:53:58,017 --> 00:54:01,520 - The priest spent the night here. What happened? - Nothing. 590 00:54:01,770 --> 00:54:05,407 - Where was anthony? - He was sleeping over at jason's. 591 00:54:05,524 --> 00:54:08,027 The priest spent the night here, 592 00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:11,030 nothin' happened, and you're tellin' me this because— 593 00:54:11,413 --> 00:54:15,918 you might hear something, take it the wrong way. His car was out front all night. 594 00:54:16,418 --> 00:54:20,422 You know what? This is too fucked up for me even to think about. 595 00:54:25,928 --> 00:54:29,431 What'd you guys do for 12 hours? Play, uh,"name that pope"? 596 00:54:30,432 --> 00:54:33,435 He gave me communion. 597 00:54:33,435 --> 00:54:36,188 - Oh, I'll bet he gave you communion. - Excuse me? 598 00:54:36,188 --> 00:54:40,192 The guy spends the night here with you, and all he does is slip you a wafer? 599 00:54:40,192 --> 00:54:42,695 That's verging on sacrilege. 600 00:54:42,695 --> 00:54:45,064 - Oh, I didn't mean to verge. - You think I'm lying? 601 00:54:45,197 --> 00:54:47,700 I don't know, but the whole thing sounds— 602 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:50,202 would I have told you about it voluntarily if there had been anything to be ashamed of? 603 00:54:50,202 --> 00:54:53,205 Do I look like the friggin' thornbird over here? 604 00:54:53,205 --> 00:54:56,208 He's a fag. That's it. 605 00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:58,711 'Cause otherwise, I gotta question what I'm hearin' here. 606 00:55:00,212 --> 00:55:02,715 Oh, tony, you are a sketch. 607 00:55:06,218 --> 00:55:09,221 Oh, by the way, your therapist called. 608 00:55:10,222 --> 00:55:13,726 Jennifer? 609 00:55:16,729 --> 00:55:18,847 Carm. 610 00:55:19,848 --> 00:55:21,850 I just thought you'd think it was weird... 611 00:55:21,850 --> 00:55:24,103 if I saw a woman psychiatrist, that's all. 612 00:55:25,604 --> 00:55:29,608 Carm, come on! It's just therapy, that's all. We just talk! 613 00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:40,986 Closed- captioned by captions, inc. Los angeles