1 00:01:51,129 --> 00:01:53,800 Pax Soprana 2 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:03,106 So... 3 00:02:03,597 --> 00:02:06,666 you know, usual girl stuff. 4 00:02:06,953 --> 00:02:09,465 She picks up the dry-cleaning and shops. 5 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:14,819 Dr. Melfi has excellent taste, she only shops at the fancy-schmancy deli. 6 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:19,049 The kind with the Italian name but they don't have meatballs. 7 00:02:19,301 --> 00:02:20,733 All right, what else? 8 00:02:20,979 --> 00:02:24,968 What am I supposed to be looking for? What's up with this cooz? 9 00:02:25,175 --> 00:02:27,243 It's none of your fucking business. 10 00:02:27,453 --> 00:02:30,169 You're on a strict need-to-know, lieutenant. 11 00:02:30,809 --> 00:02:33,560 I should knock you out for what you did to her date. 12 00:02:33,806 --> 00:02:38,921 What? I scared your goomar's date a little. What's the big deal? 13 00:02:42,318 --> 00:02:44,546 - This guy still come around? - No. 14 00:02:44,756 --> 00:02:48,903 He's not her type. He's a coward. He nearly pissed himself. 15 00:02:49,151 --> 00:02:52,220 Anything else? I don't want to be here all day. 16 00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:55,661 Yesterday she got off at 9 and she went to bed early. 17 00:02:56,624 --> 00:02:57,612 That's it? 18 00:02:57,902 --> 00:02:59,220 That's it. 19 00:03:01,299 --> 00:03:04,208 Here, buy yourself an iron. 20 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:12,723 Ready? 21 00:03:15,485 --> 00:03:16,599 Decaf, right? 22 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,387 So how was your college trip with your daughter? 23 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:31,506 I tell you, my life is like an episode of Provolone-something. 24 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:33,106 What's going on? 25 00:03:33,427 --> 00:03:35,779 My wife. All we do is fight. 26 00:03:36,823 --> 00:03:38,891 And she's jealous of you. 27 00:03:39,461 --> 00:03:43,768 Is that something that you feel or has it been discussed with Carmela? 28 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:46,370 She didn't know you were a girl. 29 00:03:47,413 --> 00:03:51,482 You know, a woman. Excuse me, a doctor. 30 00:03:51,768 --> 00:03:53,280 Woman doctor. 31 00:03:53,487 --> 00:03:56,476 - Why did you take so long to tell her? - I didn't. 32 00:03:56,963 --> 00:03:59,077 You spilled the beans when you called. 33 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:03,952 Let me ask you a different question. Why a female? Why a female doctor? 34 00:04:04,196 --> 00:04:08,867 She asked the same frigging question, and I sometimes wonder myself. 35 00:04:09,071 --> 00:04:11,741 - And? - I'll tell you what I told her. 36 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:16,898 It was between two Jewish guys and a paesana. So I picked the paesana. 37 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:22,218 What's the one thing your mother, wife and daughter have in common? 38 00:04:22,538 --> 00:04:24,094 They all break my balls. 39 00:04:26,654 --> 00:04:29,290 I know what you mean. They're all Italian, so what? 40 00:04:29,531 --> 00:04:33,917 So maybe by coming clean with me, you're dialoguing with them. 41 00:04:34,326 --> 00:04:36,121 Let me ask you a question. 42 00:04:37,523 --> 00:04:39,432 Why do you have me as a patient? 43 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:44,910 Most legit people I know wouldn't make eye contact with me. 44 00:04:45,155 --> 00:04:46,507 But you... 45 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,629 you didn't flinch. 46 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:06,292 - Water's warm, come on in. - Hey, Sammy. How are you? 47 00:05:08,252 --> 00:05:11,127 - I was just gonna make some coffee. - Yeah? 48 00:05:11,329 --> 00:05:12,477 How's Junior? 49 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:17,522 Sit the fuck down! Down! 50 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,507 That's how Junior is, Sammy. 51 00:05:22,717 --> 00:05:24,945 I'm with little Jimmy Altieri. 52 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:28,980 Yeah, you paying Jimmy for this game? Huh, Sammy? 53 00:05:29,151 --> 00:05:30,139 No. 54 00:05:30,629 --> 00:05:33,460 Are you paying someone for this game? 55 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,292 Now the party's over. 56 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:43,568 Junior Soprano is the new boss... 57 00:05:43,816 --> 00:05:46,248 and he ain't respecting old arrangements. 58 00:05:46,574 --> 00:05:47,971 Hey, you're lucky. 59 00:05:48,212 --> 00:05:51,757 You stayed slender. You could buy it right off the rack. 60 00:05:52,887 --> 00:05:54,160 I want something special. 61 00:05:54,566 --> 00:05:57,316 The boys are having a little time for me. 62 00:05:57,563 --> 00:05:59,915 You're wearing the suit to the dinner, eh? 63 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,786 These guys today want to be buried in a jogging outfit. 64 00:06:05,914 --> 00:06:09,698 So how's your... What's your oldest boy's name? 65 00:06:11,029 --> 00:06:13,665 - Rafael. "Ralphie." - Yeah. 66 00:06:14,226 --> 00:06:15,374 - Good kid. - Yeah. 67 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,857 He lost his son, you know. 68 00:06:18,062 --> 00:06:19,460 What do you mean, "lost"? 69 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:22,166 Dead. Morto. 70 00:06:24,536 --> 00:06:29,047 Just a fucking kid! A baby! 71 00:06:31,409 --> 00:06:34,364 What are we talking about here? You lost your grandson? 72 00:06:34,565 --> 00:06:37,838 What are you gonna do with these fucking animals... 73 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:40,678 these drug dealers? 74 00:06:40,879 --> 00:06:42,913 He used to run around breaking balls. 75 00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:45,274 Dominic. 76 00:06:45,515 --> 00:06:47,185 My namesake. 77 00:06:48,432 --> 00:06:50,261 Did you know about this? 78 00:06:51,189 --> 00:06:55,621 What'd I say about this poison? These kids shouldn't touch it! 79 00:06:57,023 --> 00:07:01,092 I read the paper every day about these poor pricks overdosing. 80 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:03,896 He didn't overdose, he killed himself. 81 00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:06,006 Fourteen years old. 82 00:07:06,254 --> 00:07:09,640 - Jesus! - Was this at Patterson Falls? 83 00:07:11,249 --> 00:07:12,965 Holy shit, that was your grandson? 84 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:16,474 - What? - He took one of those designer drugs. 85 00:07:16,683 --> 00:07:19,513 Goes to the Falls, takes a header right off the fence. 86 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:24,869 They said the current bashed his head on rocks for days before he came up. 87 00:07:26,953 --> 00:07:30,465 And meanwhile, this piece of shit... 88 00:07:30,669 --> 00:07:35,658 he gets to walk the streets and sell more of this stuff to young kids. 89 00:07:35,944 --> 00:07:37,500 Oh, really? 90 00:07:38,382 --> 00:07:40,847 What's this motherless fuck's name? 91 00:07:45,614 --> 00:07:48,842 - Even the coffee's old in here. - How much can you complain? 92 00:07:49,091 --> 00:07:51,319 Eventually, you've got a broken hip. 93 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:55,677 I want to give you a macchinetta. It's the only way to get good coffee. 94 00:07:55,924 --> 00:07:57,674 What are you wearing? 95 00:07:58,082 --> 00:07:59,991 You smell like a French putain. 96 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,348 It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe. 97 00:08:04,036 --> 00:08:05,024 Morning, Livia. 98 00:08:05,275 --> 00:08:07,547 - Oh, good morning. - Morning. 99 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:09,110 - Yeah, hi. - New arrival? 100 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,380 Go ahead, keep moving, fella. 101 00:08:16,384 --> 00:08:18,100 I'm happy for you, Junior. 102 00:08:18,621 --> 00:08:21,974 I know how long you waited to be made boss. 103 00:08:22,258 --> 00:08:25,451 Just don't let certain people take advantage of you... 104 00:08:25,734 --> 00:08:27,166 like they did to Johnny. 105 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:30,123 What certain people? Nobody got over on Johnny. 106 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:32,562 Nobody's gonna get over on me. 107 00:08:34,565 --> 00:08:36,282 How's your Jewish friend? 108 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,797 Hesh? What about him? 109 00:08:38,042 --> 00:08:42,031 - Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses? - He owns a horse farm. 110 00:08:43,237 --> 00:08:45,305 He's Tony's friend, not mine. 111 00:08:46,553 --> 00:08:50,099 - What have you got against him? - Who, me? Nothing. 112 00:08:50,709 --> 00:08:52,221 Johnny liked him. 113 00:08:52,467 --> 00:08:57,582 And my son thinks every word that comes out of his mouth is pure gold. 114 00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:03,407 Are you telling me that since I'm the new boss, I should tax Hesh? 115 00:09:07,772 --> 00:09:11,920 Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it. 116 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:15,163 You want to crack his coglioni for putting you in here. 117 00:09:15,365 --> 00:09:18,512 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. 118 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,827 And I'm playing shortstop for the Mets. 119 00:09:23,516 --> 00:09:25,709 All right, watch the balls! 120 00:09:38,342 --> 00:09:40,058 What is the matter? 121 00:09:40,739 --> 00:09:43,092 Tony's cannoli doesn't want to stand up? 122 00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:45,848 Tony's cannoli's tired. 123 00:09:46,134 --> 00:09:48,406 But I can make it happen, baby. 124 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:50,043 I know. 125 00:09:50,409 --> 00:09:52,319 Just, maybe... 126 00:09:55,724 --> 00:09:57,156 So how's your job? 127 00:09:57,482 --> 00:09:58,709 What? 128 00:09:58,921 --> 00:10:00,591 Since when do you care? 129 00:10:00,959 --> 00:10:02,834 Can't I be nice? 130 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:04,904 All right... 131 00:10:06,194 --> 00:10:07,341 forget it. 132 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:12,462 You don't want to talk? Fine. 133 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,894 Here, go with somebody who gives a fuck. 134 00:10:16,144 --> 00:10:17,780 I'm not a fucking whore! 135 00:10:17,982 --> 00:10:20,334 Stick your money up your ass! 136 00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:24,764 - I don't know what's wrong... - There's nothing wrong with me! 137 00:10:25,055 --> 00:10:27,044 Just wanted to talk, that's all! 138 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,248 Talking with you, I might as well be a fucking dildo! 139 00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:34,197 If you were a dildo, we wouldn't be fighting. 140 00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:36,758 What does that mean, you fucking refugee? 141 00:10:36,923 --> 00:10:38,559 What does that mean? 142 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:41,387 Come here. 143 00:10:41,678 --> 00:10:45,906 Want to fight me? Knock you out! You fucking communist cunt! 144 00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:52,585 Yeah, same to you! 145 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:56,739 You fucking burned me! 146 00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:00,538 How you doing? 147 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,892 What do you got, Andrea? 148 00:11:13,646 --> 00:11:15,316 - Clabby? - Hearts. 149 00:11:15,564 --> 00:11:17,518 Jump in, the water's warm. 150 00:11:17,722 --> 00:11:20,711 Child's play. Pound a point. 151 00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:27,746 - Hesh is outside. - Tell him to come in. 152 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,264 He says he needs a word with you. 153 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:34,861 What the fuck? You eat more queens than Lancelot. 154 00:11:41,338 --> 00:11:42,736 What's up? 155 00:11:43,616 --> 00:11:45,411 - Let's walk. - That serious? 156 00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:51,084 - You spoke to your uncle lately? - Junior? 157 00:11:51,288 --> 00:11:52,515 Yeah. 158 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:56,001 No. I don't know. Why, what's up? 159 00:11:56,243 --> 00:12:00,028 - Your father was a fair man. - What's that got to do with Junior? 160 00:12:00,239 --> 00:12:01,876 Junior's not so fair. 161 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:05,823 Sometimes I wish you'd just get to the point. What'd he do? 162 00:12:06,074 --> 00:12:07,949 He's taxing me, Tony. 163 00:12:09,151 --> 00:12:11,423 He's taxing you? When did this happen? 164 00:12:11,588 --> 00:12:12,576 Today. 165 00:12:12,787 --> 00:12:15,015 Did you tell him you operate without tax? 166 00:12:15,224 --> 00:12:17,690 That my father loved you and respected you? 167 00:12:17,982 --> 00:12:21,209 That 10 cents of every dollar in his kick is from you? 168 00:12:23,296 --> 00:12:27,285 My uncle's boss of the family 10 minutes, already I got agita! 169 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,278 What'd you say? 170 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:33,643 It's a reasonable request but an unreasonable figure. 171 00:12:33,926 --> 00:12:36,040 What do you mean, reasonable request? 172 00:12:36,283 --> 00:12:37,954 He's the boss now, Tony. 173 00:12:38,201 --> 00:12:41,634 He calls the tune, we dance to it. That's the way it's done. 174 00:12:41,838 --> 00:12:45,429 You can either respect that or change the rules. 175 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:49,669 Tony, I came over here to tell you with all this bullshit going on... 176 00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:51,540 I can't stay in this area. 177 00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:53,225 Where you gonna go? 178 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:56,058 Come on. I consider my royalty checks. 179 00:12:56,263 --> 00:12:58,014 I wrote six gold records. 180 00:12:58,221 --> 00:13:00,017 No, a couple of black kids did. 181 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:03,726 You just gave yourself a cowriting credit. Come on, Heshie. 182 00:13:04,735 --> 00:13:08,088 I know you. You leave this, you're gonna kill yourself. 183 00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:12,440 How much does he want? 184 00:13:12,647 --> 00:13:16,080 500 large. Plus, two points monthly on my shy. 185 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,748 All right. 186 00:13:22,277 --> 00:13:25,983 Do me a favor, sit tight for now. Let me think about it for a while. 187 00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:58,470 - What time is it? - It's 7:00 188 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,155 Just one hour more 189 00:14:02,397 --> 00:14:06,069 - What time is it? - It's 8:00 190 00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:09,304 Now I'm at her door 191 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:12,301 What time is it? 192 00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:15,818 It's time 193 00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:19,815 For love 194 00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:26,642 How was that, baby? 195 00:14:28,091 --> 00:14:29,125 The best. 196 00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:32,084 You are the best. 197 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,198 Come here. 198 00:14:38,161 --> 00:14:40,195 Tony, I love your cannoli. 199 00:14:42,597 --> 00:14:43,745 You okay? 200 00:14:45,194 --> 00:14:46,831 Yeah, I'm okay. 201 00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:48,744 Go back to sleep. 202 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,176 Sure you're all right? 203 00:15:02,097 --> 00:15:05,609 So, what do you want New York to do? 204 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,004 Junior can't know that we talked. 205 00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:11,604 He's gotta think that Hesh came to you on his own, by himself. 206 00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:15,758 You are still running things. 207 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:20,588 The arrangement, whatever it is, can't be insulting to my uncle. 208 00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:22,867 Hesh has got to pay something. 209 00:15:23,316 --> 00:15:25,145 I just haven't decided what. 210 00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:34,544 I gotta get back. We'll talk later. 211 00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:41,777 How's the veal? 212 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:43,695 It's like rubber. 213 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,568 Yeah? 214 00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:51,607 Tastes all right to me. 215 00:15:52,527 --> 00:15:54,083 Want something else? 216 00:16:05,354 --> 00:16:09,901 Happy anniversary to you 217 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,106 Don't look at me. 218 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,700 Compliments of Johnny Sack. 219 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,129 Why don't you spend the rest of our anniversary with him? 220 00:16:23,936 --> 00:16:26,731 I was over there for 10 frigging minutes, Carmela. 221 00:16:27,492 --> 00:16:29,685 - Don't do this. - All right, Tony. 222 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,719 At least I know where I stand. 223 00:16:35,324 --> 00:16:37,358 Why do you always gotta be so dramatic? 224 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,672 Oh, here we go. 225 00:16:40,839 --> 00:16:43,669 All right, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. 226 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,472 You don't even know what you're apologizing for. 227 00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:49,387 It's our anniversary, Tony. 228 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:52,585 Ours. Not yours, mine and Johnny-fucking-Sack's. 229 00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:54,377 Ours. 230 00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:58,330 I thought we could get a room at the Plaza like last year or... 231 00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:00,456 I don't know. I don't... 232 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,445 I'm sorry, Carmela. 233 00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:18,116 I just got a lot on my mind and I'm not thinking straight. 234 00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:22,066 Hey... 235 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,794 I'm sorry. 236 00:17:28,671 --> 00:17:30,625 Should I call the Plaza? 237 00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:32,536 Come on. 238 00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:35,776 No, let's go home. 239 00:17:47,772 --> 00:17:49,328 Hey, come here. 240 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,644 Carm, what do you want me to say? 241 00:17:52,886 --> 00:17:54,637 Tell me. I'm lost at sea here! 242 00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:58,511 You've changed, Tony. And I resent it. 243 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:03,075 It's destroying what little self-esteem I have left. 244 00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:05,146 Sometimes I think you skeeve me. 245 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,030 I skeeve you? 246 00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:09,738 You're the mother of my children. How could I? 247 00:18:10,029 --> 00:18:12,222 You see what I'm talking about? There. 248 00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:17,576 "You're the mother of my children." I'm just someone you procreated with. 249 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,856 You know it could be the Prozac. 250 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:25,013 Ginny Torrelli's been on it for years, and she'd hump a fire hydrant. 251 00:18:25,214 --> 00:18:27,726 Dr. Melfi said it had different side effects. 252 00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:30,528 Oh. She told you that? 253 00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:48,826 Before we start today's session... 254 00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:51,343 we need to address the coffee. 255 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,703 It's not appropriate of me to take gifts. 256 00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:58,818 - It's a cup of coffee. - Let's just make a rule, okay? 257 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,538 No gifts. 258 00:19:03,736 --> 00:19:06,293 - Does this mean I can't drink mine? - No. 259 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,800 Oh, I'm sorry. 260 00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:13,166 I usually have my answering service on, but I have a car emergency. 261 00:19:13,646 --> 00:19:14,838 Yes? 262 00:19:16,882 --> 00:19:18,871 What does that mean, "diagnostic"? 263 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:22,716 I just want to know what's wrong with my car. 264 00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:26,033 No. No, don't do anything. 265 00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:28,984 No, I want to get a second opinion. 266 00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:34,380 I'll take my chances. Thank you. 267 00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:38,136 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 268 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,811 It's all right. 269 00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:44,014 So how's it going? 270 00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:45,283 Good. 271 00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:46,921 Real good. 272 00:19:48,091 --> 00:19:51,319 I think I may flush the medication, you know? 273 00:19:51,568 --> 00:19:53,760 See if the changes I'm feeling are for real. 274 00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:57,114 Why would you do that? The Prozac seems to be working. 275 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,674 That might be the problem. 276 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,994 - It might be working overtime. - What do you mean? 277 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,430 - I'm having a... - Reaction? 278 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,982 You know, a side effect from the stuff. 279 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,096 We talked about that. 280 00:20:15,704 --> 00:20:17,976 Some people get insomnia. 281 00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:21,488 Others, a stomachache or headaches. 282 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,095 But it usually passes. 283 00:20:23,296 --> 00:20:26,524 But are there any other side effects that you know of? 284 00:20:26,812 --> 00:20:30,484 Some people experience a diminished libido. 285 00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:33,803 They have a hard time getting or maintaining... 286 00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:36,471 - Bingo! - I see. 287 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:40,791 You know, not all impotence is a result of the medication. 288 00:20:41,358 --> 00:20:45,233 - There's something wrong with me? - Have you had a prostate exam? 289 00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:48,065 I don't even let anybody wag their finger in my face. 290 00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:53,579 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed. 291 00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:55,139 Don't apologize. 292 00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:57,812 - Oh, boy. - You got a nice laugh. 293 00:20:58,061 --> 00:21:02,096 - All right, let's be serious. - Hey. I'm serious. 294 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:08,562 You know that depression is also a leading factor in impotence. 295 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:14,121 In the morning or at night do you ever have an erection? 296 00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:16,081 You could set your clock to it. 297 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,598 Okay, so we know it's not a physical problem. 298 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:30,421 - Put that in after the credenza. - Yes, ma'am. 299 00:21:32,986 --> 00:21:34,304 What's going on? 300 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,500 Yeah, I bought some furniture. 301 00:21:37,302 --> 00:21:39,859 Let's just move into Roche Bobois, save the delivery charge. 302 00:21:40,139 --> 00:21:41,332 Fine, I'll send it back. 303 00:21:41,618 --> 00:21:44,413 No. But you've been spending like a drunken sailor. 304 00:21:44,654 --> 00:21:46,211 I said I'll send it back. 305 00:21:46,493 --> 00:21:49,004 Mother of Christ, I didn't say that, did I? 306 00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,080 Jesus! 307 00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:57,113 You shouldn't be telling my uncle how to run things. 308 00:21:57,322 --> 00:22:01,947 You think I got the balls to tell your uncle how he should run things? 309 00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:05,828 I shouldn't expect to see the Statue of Liberty again if I did. 310 00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:10,666 All right, look, Tony... 311 00:22:10,948 --> 00:22:15,062 Hesh isn't only a friend of you guys, he's a friend of ours. 312 00:22:15,264 --> 00:22:17,695 Somebody has to step in so he doesn't get fucked. 313 00:22:17,941 --> 00:22:19,816 I never said, "fucked." 314 00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:24,644 You should've come to me first, airing your dirty laundry in public. 315 00:22:24,974 --> 00:22:28,361 How would it look if I went to you after I spoke to him? 316 00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:30,207 Now he's got a point. 317 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,126 Bottom line is... 318 00:22:33,566 --> 00:22:35,077 what are we gonna do? 319 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,427 You have a suggestion? 320 00:22:42,676 --> 00:22:46,711 If there are any flies on you, they're paying fucking rent. 321 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:53,183 500's a little steep for back taxes, no? 322 00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:58,730 The 2 percent of his action, that's up to you. It affects Tony... 323 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,690 as much as Hesh. 324 00:23:01,697 --> 00:23:03,606 I'm not out to hurt anyone. 325 00:23:04,095 --> 00:23:06,686 God forbid I get in the way of someone earning. 326 00:23:07,891 --> 00:23:11,198 One and a half on the shy business and 300 on the back tax. 327 00:23:11,368 --> 00:23:12,356 250. 328 00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:21,714 Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people. 329 00:23:24,874 --> 00:23:25,862 250. 330 00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:28,789 All right. 331 00:23:53,006 --> 00:23:54,596 Mr. Soprano. 332 00:24:02,956 --> 00:24:04,785 You want sex? 333 00:24:05,274 --> 00:24:06,422 No. 334 00:24:08,351 --> 00:24:09,987 Go back to sleep. 335 00:24:22,097 --> 00:24:26,245 You know, you have a nice body. You should make it work for you more. 336 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:27,884 Oh, really? 337 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,167 Yeah, you reveal too much. 338 00:24:30,409 --> 00:24:32,715 You don't want other men looking at me? 339 00:24:32,966 --> 00:24:35,602 No, when you're not with me, you do what you want. 340 00:24:35,883 --> 00:24:40,588 But I'm saying maybe you could wear a nice businesslike outfit. 341 00:24:40,918 --> 00:24:42,827 I think I could get into that. 342 00:24:43,076 --> 00:24:45,144 - You want me to dress like a man? - No. 343 00:24:45,873 --> 00:24:48,101 I don't want you to dress like a man. 344 00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:52,181 I'm just saying maybe wear something a little more professional. 345 00:24:52,427 --> 00:24:53,744 Like you're in business. 346 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:57,173 - Well, fuck you, Tony. I'm no whore. - No. 347 00:24:57,422 --> 00:25:01,093 That's not what I mean, not like you're in the whore business... 348 00:25:01,617 --> 00:25:02,605 Oh, forget it. 349 00:25:06,492 --> 00:25:07,480 Come here. 350 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,398 Is everyone in my life bananas or what? 351 00:25:16,722 --> 00:25:17,790 Get over here! 352 00:25:20,678 --> 00:25:22,507 - Come... - Go jerk off! 353 00:25:23,475 --> 00:25:25,941 Yeah. Go jerk off. 354 00:25:26,153 --> 00:25:28,459 Look at this. She burned me. 355 00:25:28,670 --> 00:25:30,465 That's not good. 356 00:25:31,707 --> 00:25:33,105 What led up to that? 357 00:25:33,306 --> 00:25:35,135 Carmela can be pretty violent. 358 00:25:37,182 --> 00:25:39,932 This added problem that I've been having... 359 00:25:40,658 --> 00:25:44,011 I just thought we needed to spice things up a little bit. 360 00:25:44,215 --> 00:25:49,330 If it's not the Prozac, then maybe I just need a little jump-start. 361 00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:52,925 I suggested that maybe she dress a little different. 362 00:25:53,206 --> 00:25:55,717 - Something titillating? - Yeah. 363 00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:57,350 Maybe it'd help. 364 00:25:58,281 --> 00:26:00,394 So I suggested to her... 365 00:26:00,678 --> 00:26:01,905 not demanded... 366 00:26:02,197 --> 00:26:04,026 suggested... 367 00:26:04,874 --> 00:26:07,340 you know, maybe dress a little sexier. 368 00:26:08,271 --> 00:26:12,623 - But Carmela can be very sensitive. - Maybe she felt it degraded her. 369 00:26:12,866 --> 00:26:15,332 Not all women are into sexy lingerie. 370 00:26:15,543 --> 00:26:17,691 It's not about dressing like that. 371 00:26:17,901 --> 00:26:19,537 Then what are we talking about? 372 00:26:19,819 --> 00:26:23,808 Some women are sexier when they dress simple. 373 00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:26,083 You know, understated. 374 00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:29,008 And I don't mean... 375 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,034 Fuck it, I don't know what I mean. 376 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:40,826 Like you. 377 00:26:41,357 --> 00:26:43,074 How like me? 378 00:26:43,276 --> 00:26:44,832 You play it down. 379 00:26:47,951 --> 00:26:51,860 Now, it's obvious you got a killer body under there. 380 00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:53,215 Don't get me wrong. 381 00:26:53,785 --> 00:26:57,297 - All right. - Not only do you play it down... 382 00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:01,776 but you're gentle. 383 00:27:02,696 --> 00:27:04,366 Not loud. 384 00:27:04,854 --> 00:27:06,649 Sweet-sounding. 385 00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:10,007 Like a mandolin. 386 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:17,790 Anthony. 387 00:27:25,993 --> 00:27:28,186 Unfortunately, we have to stop now. 388 00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:31,426 I think it's important that we talk about this. 389 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:34,815 Do you think you could come back later this afternoon? 390 00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,091 No. 391 00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:42,688 Till Tuesday. 392 00:27:44,215 --> 00:27:45,441 Okay? 393 00:27:51,248 --> 00:27:52,474 Yeah, all right. 394 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:55,442 See you Tuesday. 395 00:29:01,857 --> 00:29:05,209 It's the oddest thing. I've had this problem for weeks. 396 00:29:05,413 --> 00:29:08,880 But this morning, I get in and it starts right up. 397 00:29:09,130 --> 00:29:10,880 And then again at the deli. 398 00:29:11,088 --> 00:29:12,599 Looks fine. 399 00:29:12,846 --> 00:29:15,915 Are you sure? I was told I need a new starter. 400 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,869 Lady... 401 00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:24,348 as much as I might wish to rob you, I won't try to replace a new starter. 402 00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:26,383 - What do you mean, "new"? - New. 403 00:29:26,672 --> 00:29:29,342 It has everything but the price tag hanging from it. 404 00:29:36,702 --> 00:29:37,850 I didn't do nothing! 405 00:29:38,101 --> 00:29:40,931 Poor kid committed suicide up here because of you. 406 00:29:41,138 --> 00:29:43,171 - You fucking know me! - I know you. 407 00:29:45,693 --> 00:29:49,568 Listen, big boy. Listen to me, I'm gonna give you a break. 408 00:29:49,849 --> 00:29:52,997 I'm gonna give you a break. When I toss you over... 409 00:29:53,645 --> 00:29:57,998 when I toss you over, if you fly, I won't shoot you down. Deal? 410 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,467 No! 411 00:29:59,679 --> 00:30:00,906 No! 412 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:26,651 Well, my goodness. 413 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:30,041 What happened here? 414 00:30:33,205 --> 00:30:34,637 Some sad shit. 415 00:30:34,884 --> 00:30:37,520 Motherfucker said he didn't want to live no more. 416 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,634 Jumped. 417 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:48,579 How much you give him? 418 00:31:02,256 --> 00:31:05,450 I thought I was the only one Junior could make look like that. 419 00:31:09,769 --> 00:31:11,246 All right, let me hear it. 420 00:31:12,926 --> 00:31:14,596 Rusty Irish. 421 00:31:15,243 --> 00:31:16,391 What about him? 422 00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:17,960 Took a header off the Falls. 423 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,877 It's the closest that junkie ever got to a bath. 424 00:31:21,117 --> 00:31:24,231 I got news for you. That junkie was my biggest earner. 425 00:31:24,434 --> 00:31:28,901 He moved more cards than 10 guys put together. And another thing: 426 00:31:29,229 --> 00:31:32,616 He should've checked with me before he did a favor for Capri. 427 00:31:34,464 --> 00:31:35,452 You're losing me. 428 00:31:35,863 --> 00:31:38,169 Irish sold Capri's grandson that shit. 429 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:42,813 - You created a Frankenstein in Junior. - I created? 430 00:31:43,815 --> 00:31:45,963 We agreed to let Junior have his day. 431 00:31:46,212 --> 00:31:50,121 "Let him be the lightning rod, and when somebody goes down... 432 00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:53,243 he's not a young man with a family." We agreed. 433 00:31:53,485 --> 00:31:56,076 We agreed, but who expected to get raped? 434 00:31:56,322 --> 00:32:00,436 When Jackie was boss, it all evened out at the end of the day. 435 00:32:00,678 --> 00:32:03,314 But your uncle, Madonna, does he eat alone! 436 00:32:03,515 --> 00:32:05,549 He doesn't even pass the salt. 437 00:32:06,632 --> 00:32:11,303 What about Sammy Grigio's card game? Mikey beat him up. That ain't right. 438 00:32:11,587 --> 00:32:14,178 Even a broken clock is right twice a day. 439 00:32:14,424 --> 00:32:17,891 Junior had a position. That game wasn't paying anybody. 440 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:22,294 The minute Sammy Grigio used Jimmy's name, it should've been end of story. 441 00:32:22,576 --> 00:32:24,053 That's right. 442 00:32:26,852 --> 00:32:30,204 - What do you want me to do? - We made our bed, we sleep in it. 443 00:32:30,488 --> 00:32:33,238 How long will we kick upstairs without it hurting? 444 00:32:33,525 --> 00:32:36,355 Something, anything should trickle down over here, no? 445 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:40,075 All we want you to do is talk to him. 446 00:32:40,278 --> 00:32:42,744 After all, he's your uncle. Come on. 447 00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:44,393 That's right. 448 00:32:57,861 --> 00:33:00,167 - Who is it? - It's me, Ma. 449 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:03,094 - Who? - Anthony. 450 00:33:03,935 --> 00:33:05,366 Open the door. 451 00:33:10,888 --> 00:33:15,001 I thought it was the Activities lady. She's a real pain in the ass. 452 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,880 Playing bingo, Livia? 453 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:19,110 Oh, not tonight, honey. 454 00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:21,706 You know, she's a degenerate gambler. 455 00:33:21,996 --> 00:33:24,303 Milly. Milly? 456 00:33:24,914 --> 00:33:26,425 My son. 457 00:33:27,471 --> 00:33:28,903 Handsome. 458 00:33:38,979 --> 00:33:40,536 So how's it going? 459 00:33:40,778 --> 00:33:43,050 Oh, what can I say? 460 00:33:43,295 --> 00:33:44,852 Hey, this is great! 461 00:33:45,093 --> 00:33:48,685 You only need that broken reading lamp you had by the phone at home. 462 00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:51,447 And I got it downstairs. I can bring it. 463 00:33:51,607 --> 00:33:52,595 Listen! 464 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:55,118 Oh, she's driving me crazy! 465 00:33:56,122 --> 00:33:57,679 - Who? - Next door! 466 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,272 There it is again. 467 00:34:02,276 --> 00:34:05,583 That's enough water! How much water does she need? 468 00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:10,504 She runs the water all day. Water, water, water! 469 00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:13,657 I'm living next door to Gunga Din! 470 00:34:14,384 --> 00:34:16,816 I went to Ferrara's. I got you biscotti. 471 00:34:17,061 --> 00:34:18,254 - Almonds? - Yeah. 472 00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:20,574 All right. Leave them there. 473 00:34:20,818 --> 00:34:24,045 I'll take them downstairs later for my coffee. 474 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:30,721 Uncle Jun been by? 475 00:34:30,967 --> 00:34:35,990 Oh, once in a while. It makes him uncomfortable here. 476 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:40,436 He's got a lot on his mind. More responsibilities means more headaches. 477 00:34:40,997 --> 00:34:43,225 Better men than him had to work hard. 478 00:34:43,435 --> 00:34:44,423 Yeah? 479 00:34:44,953 --> 00:34:46,351 He'll be all right. 480 00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:49,223 If he remembers who his friends are. 481 00:34:51,707 --> 00:34:55,093 I'd hate to see him mess up. He's been waiting a long time. 482 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:56,536 What do you mean? 483 00:34:57,021 --> 00:35:00,249 It's not a business that forgives bad decisions. 484 00:35:00,538 --> 00:35:03,572 And I hate to see him making wrong moves, you know. 485 00:35:04,214 --> 00:35:08,408 - Especially at the beginning. - Why you telling me? Tell him. 486 00:35:09,209 --> 00:35:10,687 Ma, you got his ear. 487 00:35:11,327 --> 00:35:12,997 He listens to you. 488 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,558 I don't know that world. 489 00:35:15,763 --> 00:35:17,479 No, of course not. 490 00:35:17,761 --> 00:35:21,432 But if anything, you know, were to come up, that's all. 491 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:23,426 I don't want to get involved. 492 00:35:23,675 --> 00:35:27,141 If you have something to say to your uncle, bring it up to him. 493 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:33,822 - Oh, I wish the Lord would take me. - Come on, Ma. 494 00:35:34,304 --> 00:35:38,179 There's plenty of nice gents that want a date with you. 495 00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:40,170 Look. I'm going downstairs. 496 00:35:40,418 --> 00:35:45,168 I'm going downstairs before that che bruta Activities lady finds me. 497 00:35:45,413 --> 00:35:47,129 You want coffee? 498 00:35:47,611 --> 00:35:49,803 - Yeah, all right. - Bring the cookies! 499 00:35:50,967 --> 00:35:55,081 Carmela, I don't want to sound like religion is a cure-all... 500 00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:58,393 but if Tony got more involved with the Church... 501 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,912 it may help to expedite things in his therapy. 502 00:36:02,596 --> 00:36:05,630 What's killing me is that this is a self-inflicted wound. 503 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,543 I pushed for it. 504 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:11,263 I could deal with the goomars. I knew I was better than them. 505 00:36:12,186 --> 00:36:16,891 As stupid as it sounds, I viewed them as a form of masturbation for him. 506 00:36:17,381 --> 00:36:20,017 I couldn't give him what he needed all the time. 507 00:36:21,097 --> 00:36:23,165 You're a man. You know that thirst. 508 00:36:25,213 --> 00:36:28,963 I was too busy with the house and the kids to quench it. 509 00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:33,121 But this psychiatrist... 510 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:36,035 you know, she's not just a goomar. 511 00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:41,673 Now I feel like he's really cheating and I'm the one who's thirsty. 512 00:36:42,755 --> 00:36:45,392 I'm not gonna stay in a marriage that's made... 513 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:48,737 Let's not even think about that. 514 00:36:49,509 --> 00:36:54,578 Divorce is for those who never intended on dying married in the first place. 515 00:36:57,740 --> 00:37:00,332 You know, Carm, we reap what we sow. 516 00:37:01,377 --> 00:37:02,808 What do you mean? 517 00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:06,010 You admit to accepting his dalliances in the past. 518 00:37:06,252 --> 00:37:08,241 Schifosas. They meant nothing. 519 00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:13,434 But you said it was like they were "lightening the workload"... 520 00:37:13,685 --> 00:37:17,230 providing a wife's duty when you were too busy. 521 00:37:17,521 --> 00:37:19,713 You practically welcomed it. 522 00:37:22,316 --> 00:37:24,225 Now, I want you to pray... 523 00:37:24,434 --> 00:37:29,219 to our Holy Mother, ask her for guidance and forgiveness... 524 00:37:29,469 --> 00:37:32,775 so that you can get through this as a couple. 525 00:37:35,023 --> 00:37:37,773 You're not without sin in this, Carmela. 526 00:37:40,098 --> 00:37:41,132 So she's out of control. 527 00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:44,723 She spends money like we're the Sopranos of Park Avenue. 528 00:37:44,933 --> 00:37:48,240 But you've noticed her. Which may have been the point. 529 00:37:50,927 --> 00:37:53,802 Look, before we run out of time... 530 00:37:54,044 --> 00:37:58,397 I'd like to discuss what happened when we were here last week. 531 00:38:02,795 --> 00:38:03,988 How's your car? 532 00:38:06,432 --> 00:38:08,897 Did you steal my car and have it fixed? 533 00:38:11,267 --> 00:38:15,892 - We had an agreement, no gifts. - I didn't want you to get robbed. 534 00:38:16,302 --> 00:38:17,495 It was you. 535 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:21,692 You had no right to steal my car. 536 00:38:22,975 --> 00:38:24,566 I've been scared to death. 537 00:38:24,773 --> 00:38:25,966 - Why? - Why? 538 00:38:26,212 --> 00:38:29,599 It's a violation of my privacy. What else have you done? 539 00:38:33,605 --> 00:38:35,195 Answer me. 540 00:38:38,839 --> 00:38:39,987 I love you. 541 00:38:40,278 --> 00:38:42,585 - Anthony. - I'm in love with you. 542 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:46,624 I'm sorry. It's just the way it is. 543 00:38:46,871 --> 00:38:48,621 - Okay. Let me talk. - No. 544 00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:50,858 It's not the Prozac. 545 00:38:52,745 --> 00:38:54,382 I dream about you. 546 00:38:55,183 --> 00:38:57,297 I think about you all the time. 547 00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,608 I can't get excited about other women. 548 00:39:01,137 --> 00:39:02,932 There's nothing else to say. 549 00:39:05,173 --> 00:39:06,684 I love you. 550 00:39:06,931 --> 00:39:08,681 Let me start here. 551 00:39:09,049 --> 00:39:12,083 I know this may be very hard for you to swallow. 552 00:39:13,205 --> 00:39:16,716 But you're only feeling this way because we've made such progress. 553 00:39:17,081 --> 00:39:20,036 - What? - I've been gentle. That's my job. 554 00:39:21,197 --> 00:39:24,345 I listen. That's what I do best. 555 00:39:24,593 --> 00:39:27,707 I've been a broad, generic, sympathetic woman to you... 556 00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:30,819 because that's what this work calls for. 557 00:39:32,985 --> 00:39:37,372 You've made me all of the things you feel are missing in your wife. 558 00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:40,175 And in your mother. 559 00:39:47,211 --> 00:39:50,995 You're making me out to be some fucking mama's boy. 560 00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:53,083 I'm a man. 561 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,361 And you're a woman. 562 00:39:55,882 --> 00:39:57,677 End of story. 563 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,433 And this crap about Freud and... 564 00:40:01,876 --> 00:40:05,990 every boy wanting to have sex with his mother, that's not gonna fly here. 565 00:40:06,352 --> 00:40:08,500 I didn't say that. 566 00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:11,460 I want to make sure we understand each other. 567 00:40:11,866 --> 00:40:13,900 Yeah, we understand each other. 568 00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:18,493 You don't love me. 569 00:40:23,534 --> 00:40:25,648 You don't want me to come back anymore. 570 00:40:25,972 --> 00:40:27,961 It's quite the opposite. 571 00:40:28,450 --> 00:40:31,995 This is all a byproduct of progress. 572 00:40:32,206 --> 00:40:34,160 Has someone been following me? 573 00:40:36,881 --> 00:40:38,154 Okay, forget it. 574 00:40:39,998 --> 00:40:41,634 I'll see you next week. 575 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:53,773 All right, let's go! 576 00:40:54,064 --> 00:40:57,098 - Listen, Uncle Junior... - You could've made the pros. 577 00:40:57,381 --> 00:41:00,608 You could've done it. You had a swing like Joe D. 578 00:41:00,857 --> 00:41:02,209 - You're crazy. - What? 579 00:41:02,495 --> 00:41:03,973 You think I'm shitting you? 580 00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:07,368 - I could barely hit.250. - Because you didn't want it. 581 00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:11,276 Too busy chasing skirt. Chasing skirt, your average was.500. 582 00:41:11,966 --> 00:41:14,955 - Yeah, what happened? - What did you want to talk about? 583 00:41:16,601 --> 00:41:17,989 Octavian. 584 00:41:19,399 --> 00:41:22,512 - You know, Augustus. - You fucking with me? 585 00:41:22,955 --> 00:41:26,144 No. Octavian became Augustus. 586 00:41:28,589 --> 00:41:29,987 Forget about that. 587 00:41:30,707 --> 00:41:34,662 Bottom line: Augustus was a Caesar. And everybody loved him, right? 588 00:41:36,022 --> 00:41:38,579 - You know why? - I don't know that I give a fuck. 589 00:41:38,979 --> 00:41:42,888 Everybody loved him because he never ate alone. Capisci? 590 00:41:43,095 --> 00:41:45,845 It was the longest time of peace in Rome's history. 591 00:41:46,092 --> 00:41:49,797 He was a fair leader and all his people loved him for that. 592 00:41:50,048 --> 00:41:52,559 Is this the one that they stabbed in the back? 593 00:41:52,845 --> 00:41:55,515 No, that was Julius. Talking about Augustus. 594 00:41:55,802 --> 00:41:59,030 He shared his wealth and all his people loved him. 595 00:41:59,598 --> 00:42:01,076 You said that three times. 596 00:42:01,317 --> 00:42:04,510 I heard it. His people loved him. What's your point? 597 00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:10,985 Remember when you told me about the bull and his son? 598 00:42:11,866 --> 00:42:14,378 They're looking out at a bunch of cows. 599 00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:18,777 The son says, "Dad, why don't we run down and fuck one of these cows?" 600 00:42:19,019 --> 00:42:20,371 What did the dad say? 601 00:42:21,976 --> 00:42:25,851 The father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?" 602 00:42:27,570 --> 00:42:30,604 I told you that? "Why don't we fuck them all." 603 00:42:30,887 --> 00:42:32,285 That's funny. 604 00:42:34,004 --> 00:42:35,754 Okay, I get your point. 605 00:42:36,002 --> 00:42:39,150 Why all of this fucking Augustus-Octavian shit? 606 00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:40,756 I don't know. 607 00:42:41,836 --> 00:42:44,984 Are you okay? You've been acting mezzo morto lately. 608 00:42:45,193 --> 00:42:47,545 I ain't seen you like that for years. 609 00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:52,342 I'm okay. It's just bullshit stuff. Don't worry about it. 610 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:56,014 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. 611 00:43:00,218 --> 00:43:03,729 Junior took your 250 and split it amongst the top five guys. 612 00:43:04,014 --> 00:43:05,650 So he doesn't look greedy. 613 00:43:05,892 --> 00:43:07,040 - Smart move. - Yeah. 614 00:43:07,331 --> 00:43:09,523 Your uncle may be another Harry Truman. 615 00:43:09,728 --> 00:43:12,558 - What's that mean? - Truman had a big job thrust on him. 616 00:43:12,845 --> 00:43:17,039 He didn't want it, but in the end he made some pretty wise decisions. 617 00:43:17,241 --> 00:43:19,547 Your uncle may be the right man. 618 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:22,550 I fucking hope so. 619 00:43:22,835 --> 00:43:24,824 I'll tell you, I don't want the job. 620 00:43:25,113 --> 00:43:26,908 Let Junior die from the stress. 621 00:43:27,710 --> 00:43:30,426 That's what gave Jackie the cancer, God rest his soul. 622 00:43:31,027 --> 00:43:33,141 "Boss." Fuck it, who needs it? 623 00:43:43,934 --> 00:43:45,411 It's nice here. 624 00:43:45,692 --> 00:43:48,965 I can't stand the smell. The shit, flies all over. 625 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:53,164 But I could watch them for hours. There's a kind of beauty to it. 626 00:43:53,404 --> 00:43:54,472 I envy them. 627 00:43:54,763 --> 00:43:56,877 - I wouldn't go that far. - I would. 628 00:43:57,081 --> 00:44:01,945 They got no bills, no headaches, no family cazzi running around. 629 00:44:02,196 --> 00:44:04,753 One horse likes another one, they fuck. That's it. 630 00:44:04,993 --> 00:44:08,538 No problems. No hundred questions. No guilt. 631 00:44:11,906 --> 00:44:13,940 I don't know what I'm talking about. 632 00:44:14,823 --> 00:44:17,176 So Junior split my money and spread it around? 633 00:44:18,379 --> 00:44:20,937 - Yeah. - Five bosses, 50 a pop. 634 00:44:21,177 --> 00:44:22,245 Not a bad day's pay. 635 00:44:24,653 --> 00:44:26,642 Still, I wish it wasn't your money. 636 00:44:27,730 --> 00:44:30,162 You know, it makes me feel terrible. 637 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:34,113 What? 638 00:44:38,439 --> 00:44:39,632 You old fucking Jew. 639 00:44:39,918 --> 00:44:43,112 Here's my share. I don't want to profit off you. 640 00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:49,221 Never entered my mind. 641 00:45:09,288 --> 00:45:12,322 Dr. Melfi, there's nothing there, you know. 642 00:45:12,565 --> 00:45:14,793 You don't have to explain nothing, Tony. 643 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:22,584 In psychiatry, apparently what you're feeling is not what you're feeling. 644 00:45:22,795 --> 00:45:25,590 And what you're not feeling is your real agenda. 645 00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:42,932 - You're gonna stick with it, right? - I don't know. 646 00:45:43,414 --> 00:45:45,005 I think you should. 647 00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:46,690 You do? 648 00:45:50,607 --> 00:45:52,085 I was jealous. 649 00:45:52,525 --> 00:45:55,195 - I should've... - Wait, let me finish, Tony. 650 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,753 I've been thinking a lot about this. 651 00:46:02,715 --> 00:46:05,180 I was jealous of her ability to help you. 652 00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:09,547 To be a sort of salvation to you. 653 00:46:09,748 --> 00:46:12,055 I talked to Father Phil and... 654 00:46:13,744 --> 00:46:16,209 I want to be that woman in your life. 655 00:46:23,095 --> 00:46:25,560 Carm, you're not just in my life... 656 00:46:27,330 --> 00:46:28,648 you are my life. 657 00:46:33,564 --> 00:46:34,712 Come here. 658 00:46:53,504 --> 00:46:54,902 I'm no good at speeches. 659 00:46:55,182 --> 00:46:58,171 Owe him a dime, you'll hear some great speeches. 660 00:46:59,099 --> 00:47:01,371 Shit. Shut up, let me talk. 661 00:47:01,576 --> 00:47:03,292 Go ahead. I was only kidding. 662 00:47:03,614 --> 00:47:06,489 I'd like everybody to raise their glasses. 663 00:47:16,561 --> 00:47:17,834 Okay. 664 00:47:19,678 --> 00:47:23,587 Taught me as much as anybody, except for maybe my father. 665 00:47:26,271 --> 00:47:28,339 Even if he wasn't my uncle... 666 00:47:29,468 --> 00:47:31,502 I'd be standing here saying: 667 00:47:31,746 --> 00:47:33,257 "To our new boss." 668 00:47:34,863 --> 00:47:35,851 Salute. 669 00:47:38,499 --> 00:47:39,977 To Junior. 670 00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:42,248 Junior. 671 00:47:44,173 --> 00:47:45,400 To Junior. 672 00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:47,518 Salute. 673 00:49:54,962 --> 00:49:55,950 Subtitles by SDI Media Group