1 00:01:50,756 --> 00:01:53,759 In the czech republic, too, we love pork. 2 00:01:53,876 --> 00:01:56,378 Ever had our sausages? 3 00:02:01,884 --> 00:02:05,387 In the czech republic, too, we love pork. 4 00:02:05,387 --> 00:02:08,390 You ever had our sausages? 5 00:02:29,295 --> 00:02:32,414 - Adriana? - In the czech republic, too, we love pork. 6 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:34,550 Ever had our sausages? 7 00:02:38,921 --> 00:02:41,924 Emil kolar? 8 00:02:41,924 --> 00:02:46,428 - Help you? - Salami sub, hold the mayo. 9 00:02:46,428 --> 00:02:48,430 We're out of mayo. 10 00:02:51,934 --> 00:02:54,436 Change my meat to black forest. 11 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:07,583 - You killed me. - What do you want me to do about it now? 12 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:11,086 - I wanna tell you. - Tell me what? You come here every night. 13 00:03:11,086 --> 00:03:14,089 - You fucked up. - What do you mean? 14 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:17,843 Here's these. 15 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,461 Where did you find'em? 16 00:03:19,962 --> 00:03:22,965 One in the table. Three in my skull. 17 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:27,970 You will have our sausages. 18 00:03:27,970 --> 00:03:30,856 Get rid of these. 19 00:03:30,856 --> 00:03:33,359 Let go of me! Let go! 20 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,122 I would have wrapped it, but— that's okay. A computer! 21 00:03:47,623 --> 00:03:51,126 This model got such a good write- up, I got one for myself. You're gonna love it. 22 00:03:51,126 --> 00:03:54,630 Let's move on, okay? Congratulations. God bless. 23 00:04:00,386 --> 00:04:02,888 Hon, you look gorgeous. By the way, who's your date? 24 00:04:02,888 --> 00:04:06,392 I'll give you "who's your date." come here. Good to see you. 25 00:04:06,392 --> 00:04:08,394 Congratulations. Thank you. 26 00:04:08,394 --> 00:04:10,896 Melissa was beautiful up there. I know. Thank you. 27 00:04:10,896 --> 00:04:13,399 Oh, mama livia. Come esta, darling? 28 00:04:13,899 --> 00:04:18,904 Listen to him with that "my darling." I am nobody's darling. 29 00:04:18,904 --> 00:04:21,407 This one here, she never disappoints ya, I'll tell ya that. 30 00:04:21,407 --> 00:04:24,410 Are you still seeing your other women, lorenzo? 31 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:26,912 Come on, ma. Let's mingle. 32 00:04:26,912 --> 00:04:28,914 Sorry. The older she gets, the worse she gets. 33 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:32,418 Ah. Listen. I heard some disturbing shit last night. 34 00:04:32,418 --> 00:04:36,422 I wanted to talk to you about it. But with the rehearsal dinner and everything, it just— 35 00:04:36,422 --> 00:04:38,924 yeah. I— there's the priest, though. 36 00:04:38,924 --> 00:04:40,926 I'll be right back. Go ahead. 37 00:04:46,932 --> 00:04:51,437 Yeah! Whoo! 38 00:04:51,804 --> 00:04:54,306 Salute! 39 00:04:54,306 --> 00:04:56,308 Federal indictments? Yeah. 40 00:04:56,308 --> 00:04:58,811 Where the fuck you get this? I got a guy who owes me. 41 00:04:58,811 --> 00:05:02,815 He's got agoomatowho works at f. B. I. Headquarters as a word processor. 42 00:05:02,815 --> 00:05:07,319 When's it comin' down? I don't know. When she knows, she'll tell me. 43 00:05:07,319 --> 00:05:10,205 Indictments? What the fuck you talkin' about? You sure about this? 44 00:05:10,205 --> 00:05:14,710 It ain't just my source in jersey. Half of new york moved to fort lauderdale already. 45 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:17,329 Fuck. They're gonna want my ass. 46 00:05:17,329 --> 00:05:21,333 Why? What do you mean, why? I'm o. C. 47 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:24,837 When'd you get your fuckin' wings? I didn't. 48 00:05:25,337 --> 00:05:27,840 Not yet anyway. 49 00:05:28,223 --> 00:05:31,226 Uncle junior, you got anything you wanna say about this? 50 00:05:31,226 --> 00:05:34,229 You guys see indictments under your bed at night. 51 00:05:34,229 --> 00:05:37,733 Right away you're ready to lam it. As far as I'm concerned, it's just speculation. 52 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:41,737 - It's rumor. - Better be safe than sorry, no? 53 00:05:41,737 --> 00:05:44,740 I say we duck for a while. And what are we gonna do? 54 00:05:44,857 --> 00:05:46,358 Close shop? We can't do that. 55 00:05:46,859 --> 00:05:48,610 Tony, what do you think? 56 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:53,615 What the fuck you askin' him for? I just— I just gave you the answer. 57 00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:56,118 Junior's right. We go on the lam now, it's open season. 58 00:05:56,118 --> 00:05:59,621 The fuckin' albanians will be livin' in our houses. Fuck! 59 00:05:59,621 --> 00:06:01,623 I just gave a g- note to larry boy's kid for the boost. 60 00:06:01,623 --> 00:06:04,626 If I knew I may have to lam in a hurry, I would've duked her another time. 61 00:06:13,135 --> 00:06:15,888 Thank you, darlin'. Gotta go. 62 00:06:16,388 --> 00:06:18,891 Say good- bye to your father for me. 63 00:06:20,392 --> 00:06:24,396 I agree with my uncle. He calls the shots, we do it. 64 00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:27,399 But maybe, for today, for right now... 65 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:31,403 you were thinkin', uncle jun, that everybody should do a little spring cleaning. 66 00:06:31,653 --> 00:06:34,156 That was my next comment. 67 00:06:41,663 --> 00:06:43,665 We're goin' right now. Let's go. 68 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:47,669 Come on. We have to go. 69 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,443 Think they're gonna come over the weekend? 70 00:07:11,443 --> 00:07:13,946 They're comin' someday. 71 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,953 - Where's the rest of the money? - It's everywhere. 72 00:07:20,953 --> 00:07:23,455 Well, get it. 73 00:07:24,957 --> 00:07:28,460 What else? How'bout your phone numbers? 74 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:30,462 Anybody who's anybody is in my head. 75 00:07:36,351 --> 00:07:38,353 What's the matter? 76 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:41,473 Nothin'. Just here we go. 77 00:07:41,473 --> 00:07:44,977 Here. Why now? 78 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:48,230 Why the fuck now, just when things we're goin' good? 79 00:07:55,871 --> 00:07:58,624 Boot your computer. The cops are coming. 80 00:07:59,124 --> 00:08:02,628 - So? - You want them to see all that porno you downloaded? 81 00:08:02,628 --> 00:08:05,130 Shit! 82 00:08:12,888 --> 00:08:14,890 You better give me your jewelry. 83 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:17,893 Jesus. Hey. 84 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:22,397 They know we can't produce receipts. You want'em stealing this shit from us? 85 00:08:26,018 --> 00:08:30,522 Come on. I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. 86 00:08:32,024 --> 00:08:37,663 Is it? No. What do you think I am? 87 00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:41,283 Come on. Give me that. 88 00:09:08,193 --> 00:09:10,195 Adriana! 89 00:09:11,697 --> 00:09:14,199 It ate my whole script now! 90 00:09:17,202 --> 00:09:19,204 You're still on the file. 91 00:09:19,204 --> 00:09:21,206 You must've deleted the text. 92 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:23,709 What the fuck— whatever, whatev— you fuckin' asshole! 93 00:09:23,709 --> 00:09:27,212 All right, stop with the hysteria, would you, please? 94 00:09:27,212 --> 00:09:31,216 If you're gonna keep behavin' like a baby, fuck it, I'm not gonna help you, christopher. 95 00:09:31,717 --> 00:09:35,721 - I mean it. - At least you work that squirrel program in the restaurant. 96 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:41,226 There. The text came back. 97 00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:45,230 You put it in buffer memory. What do you think? 98 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,733 Of the script? 99 00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:51,236 Babe, I can't like give an opinion every time you add a sentence. 100 00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:53,739 I gotta have the whole story flow. 101 00:09:53,739 --> 00:09:56,241 I'm startin' with the dialogue. 102 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:09,254 "Imanugedto get the drop on him"? 103 00:10:09,254 --> 00:10:12,257 Do you mean to say, "imanagedto get the drop on him"? 104 00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:16,261 Or is he saying'manuge," like'manugia l'american"? 105 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:27,272 My tennessee william. 106 00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:34,279 Where you goin'? 107 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:36,281 Get over here. 108 00:10:37,783 --> 00:10:41,286 I have never seen you apply yourself like this. 109 00:10:41,286 --> 00:10:44,289 I love movies. You know that. 110 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:48,293 That smell in blockbuster, that candy and carpet smell, 111 00:10:48,794 --> 00:10:50,796 I get high off it. 112 00:10:50,796 --> 00:10:54,800 I'm gonna let all this love and knowledge go to waste? 113 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,303 My cousin gregory's girlfriend amy, the one that works for tarantino, said, 114 00:10:58,303 --> 00:11:00,806 "mob stories are always hot." 115 00:11:01,306 --> 00:11:04,309 I can make my mark. 116 00:11:04,309 --> 00:11:06,812 Babe, with these indictments, 117 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:11,817 shouldn't you put the script away for a while and get rid of evidence? 118 00:11:13,318 --> 00:11:16,321 Travel light. Free bird. 119 00:11:16,321 --> 00:11:20,325 You stole this computer, plus the one you just gave melissa. 120 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:27,332 - I'm writing! - Turn on channel 6. 121 00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:29,334 Turn on channel 6. 122 00:11:32,337 --> 00:11:36,341 New jersey attorney general james d. Ricci stated at a fund- raiser... 123 00:11:36,341 --> 00:11:39,344 that a grand jury has been impanelled to investigate... 124 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:43,348 possible mob activities in the garden state, with indictments to follow. 125 00:11:43,715 --> 00:11:47,469 With us is syndicated columnist and author ofmafia: 126 00:11:47,969 --> 00:11:50,972 America's longest running soap opera, jeffrey wernick. 127 00:11:50,972 --> 00:11:53,475 First of all, welcome. Thank you. Pleasure to be here. 128 00:11:53,608 --> 00:11:57,612 For years now, the f. B. I. Has been telling us that the mafia is all but dead. 129 00:11:58,113 --> 00:12:01,116 Let me interject. While it is true... 130 00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:04,119 that the mob is getting a standing- eight count, 131 00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:06,121 uh, I wouldn't call the fight. 132 00:12:06,121 --> 00:12:08,623 The government knows this better than anyone. 133 00:12:08,623 --> 00:12:13,128 Murder, truck hijacking as well as money laundering are expected to be among the inquiries. 134 00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:15,630 Do we know yet the names of those who will be indicted? 135 00:12:16,131 --> 00:12:17,632 Well, the indictments are sealed. 136 00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:21,636 But with the recent death of acting di meo family boss, jackie aprile, 137 00:12:21,636 --> 00:12:25,640 my sources tell me that corrado "junior" soprano... 138 00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:28,260 was made new boss after the death of aprile. 139 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:33,398 The sopranos have long historic ties to the new york families. 140 00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:35,901 What about these possible murder charges? 141 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:39,654 They will undoubtedly be focused on the as- yet- unsolved... 142 00:12:40,155 --> 00:12:44,025 execution- style slaying of soprano family associate, brendan filone. 143 00:12:44,025 --> 00:12:48,029 Uh, was it part of a power struggle? Interesting. 144 00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:51,032 No one would ever have ranked him as associate! My associates tell me that... 145 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:54,920 filone is a loyal soldier, if you will, and he winds up dead— soldier? 146 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,290 Brendan filone! Associate? Soldier? 147 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:00,792 Fuck you! Jesus. 148 00:13:09,301 --> 00:13:13,805 Georgie, did you see it from the beginning? Did they mention my name? 149 00:13:14,306 --> 00:13:18,310 No— stop the fuckin' chitchat, all right. I gotta go. I gotta go. 150 00:13:23,315 --> 00:13:26,318 Nobody makes "ginzo" gravy like you, nana. 151 00:13:26,318 --> 00:13:29,821 You know, I'm up at bard waiting for my care package. 152 00:13:29,821 --> 00:13:31,823 I don't like that word, jason. 153 00:13:31,823 --> 00:13:34,709 - What? Ginzo? - The word is offensive. 154 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:38,213 She's right, jason. It's not a nice word. Sorry, nana. 155 00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:40,332 - What's it mean? - Derived from the word "guinea." 156 00:13:40,332 --> 00:13:43,585 - What's that mean? - It's a derogation. 157 00:13:44,085 --> 00:13:47,088 I have a patient, you wouldn't wanna say the word "guinea" in front of him. 158 00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:49,591 Huh, italian male seeing a shrink. 159 00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:52,093 Let me guess. Mother issues. 160 00:13:52,093 --> 00:13:54,596 - Why wouldn't you say it, mom? - You just wouldn't. 161 00:13:54,596 --> 00:13:58,600 What, you'd be scared? Is he in the mafia? I shouldn't have mentioned it. 162 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,602 Can't we change the subject? 163 00:14:01,102 --> 00:14:04,105 No way. What's he do, mom? Is he in the mob or what? 164 00:14:04,105 --> 00:14:06,107 He's not a mobster, is he, jen? 165 00:14:06,107 --> 00:14:10,612 Nobody knows better than you, richard, I can't discuss my patients. 166 00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:14,616 I just hope he's not one of those crumbs they're talkin' about on the news. 167 00:14:14,616 --> 00:14:19,120 Jen, just refer him to another doctor. You could do that, couldn't you? 168 00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:23,875 - Grate the cheese, dad, okay? - Sure she can. 169 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,378 That might be what you would do, richard. 170 00:14:26,378 --> 00:14:29,381 Now I remember why we got divorced. 171 00:14:29,631 --> 00:14:33,134 Why should I refer him to another doctor? He's my patient. 172 00:14:33,134 --> 00:14:34,769 You know you can't treat sociopaths. 173 00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:36,771 He's scum and you shouldn't help him with his bed- wetting. 174 00:14:36,771 --> 00:14:40,775 You have no idea who this man is, and yet you call him scum. 175 00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:44,279 People like him are the reason italian- americans have such a bad image. 176 00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:49,784 I agree. Ask any american to describe an italian- american, 177 00:14:49,784 --> 00:14:54,289 and invariably he's gonna referencethe godfather, goodfellas. 178 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:57,792 Good movies. And the rest are gonna mention pizza. 179 00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,794 Good movies to eat pizza by. 180 00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:03,298 Stop it, jason. I never said he was in the mafia. 181 00:15:03,798 --> 00:15:05,800 Why do you think we're never gonna see an italian president? 182 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,802 And that's my patient's fault? 183 00:15:07,802 --> 00:15:12,307 - Hey. - I realize you're very involved in the antidefamation lobby. 184 00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:17,312 So go after hollywood if you feel you absolutely have to, but leave my patient alone. 185 00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:22,317 It's a synergy. News items and the constant portrayal of italian- americans as gangsters. 186 00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:27,822 Wasn't the italian antidef deal started by joe colombo, a mobster? 187 00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:30,325 Italians against discrimination did a study, 188 00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:33,945 and in its height, the mafia in this country had less than 5, 000 members. 189 00:15:33,945 --> 00:15:37,332 And yet, that tiny, insignificant fraction... 190 00:15:37,332 --> 00:15:41,836 cast such a dark shadow over 20 million hard- working americans. 191 00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:43,955 Dad, at this point in our cultural history, 192 00:15:43,955 --> 00:15:47,459 mob movies are classic american cinema, like westerns. 193 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:50,462 I have to agree there, rich. You know, 194 00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:52,964 you never saw that scotch- irish pissin' and moanin'... 195 00:15:53,348 --> 00:15:56,851 about always bein' portrayed as, as rustlers and gunslingers. 196 00:15:56,968 --> 00:16:00,472 That's absurd. See what you started with your gravy, nana? 197 00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:04,476 To we, the 20 million. 198 00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:06,611 - Salute. - Salute. 199 00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:09,981 Salute. 200 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:28,133 - What? 201 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,386 - Get down here right away. We're exterminatin'. - I'm kind of busy now. 202 00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:33,505 And get some sfogliatelle and cannoli and shit for the guys. 203 00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:35,757 Yeah. 204 00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:52,157 Twenty- nine. 205 00:16:59,414 --> 00:17:01,916 Here you go, big guy. Thank you. 206 00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:12,677 Hey, gino. What can I get you? 207 00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:16,047 Give me some— whoa, whoa. Number 34, right here. 208 00:17:16,047 --> 00:17:18,800 He was in line. He just went out to go get gas in his car. 209 00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:23,188 Oh, so I could go out, fuck your sister, come back saturday, I go to the front? 210 00:17:23,555 --> 00:17:26,941 - I said he could. - Hey, poppin' fresh, I'm in no fuckin' mood today. 211 00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:29,944 I'm next. Now get a fuckin' pastry box. 212 00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:32,063 Gino, what can I get ya? 213 00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:34,816 Oh! It's all right, dougie. Let him go first. 214 00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:37,068 No. He don't make the rules here. 215 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,955 All right, let me have two neapolitan loaves— 216 00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:45,326 you touch a single fuckin' crust, you're gonna wish you took that job at mcdonald's. 217 00:17:45,326 --> 00:17:49,714 - Fuck you. - Okay, take a walk. 218 00:17:49,714 --> 00:17:53,718 What about my bread? You come back in ten minutes. 219 00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:57,222 - What the fuck do you think you're doin'? - Come on. 220 00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:07,982 Come on. Get up. I'm not gonna hurt you. 221 00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:11,486 What is it? What is it? Do I look like a pussy to you? 222 00:18:11,986 --> 00:18:13,488 No. I'm serious. Be honest. 223 00:18:13,988 --> 00:18:15,990 I won't get mad. No. 224 00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:19,994 Why the fuck would you give me a hard time and talk to me like I'm nothin' to worry about? 225 00:18:19,994 --> 00:18:22,497 I- I- I'm sorry. 226 00:18:22,497 --> 00:18:26,367 Get a pastry box. Move it! 227 00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:32,507 That's better. Now fill it... 228 00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:35,510 with cannoli, sfogliatelle and napoleons. 229 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,512 Okay. 230 00:18:39,514 --> 00:18:42,517 - Move! 231 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,387 good. 232 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,893 Give me the box. Come on. 233 00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:54,145 Here. 234 00:19:00,151 --> 00:19:03,655 Next time you see my face, show some respect. 235 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,790 I will. 236 00:19:05,907 --> 00:19:09,544 You motherfucker! 237 00:19:09,544 --> 00:19:13,164 - You shot my foot! - It happens. 238 00:19:13,164 --> 00:19:15,667 Oh, you fuckin' asshole! 239 00:19:20,555 --> 00:19:23,057 If I'm gettin' an invitation to the dance, 240 00:19:23,057 --> 00:19:25,560 I wish the feds would hurry the fuck up about it. 241 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,562 You heard what they're sayin' on the news. 242 00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:30,064 The way things are workin', it's gonna be junior's party. 243 00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:33,067 That was a far- thinkin' plan you had there, ton. 244 00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:38,072 I called you last christmas. Fuck this. 245 00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:42,076 Hey, the sfogliatelle. What's wrong with you? 246 00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:45,580 What are you doin'? Were you brought up in a barn or what? 247 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:49,083 What's the matter with you, huh? This is no time to go on the rag, christopher. 248 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,587 Not with the indictment shit comin' down. 249 00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:56,090 Take georgie, go in the bathroom, sweep for bugs, okay? 250 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,092 Come on. 251 00:20:05,099 --> 00:20:07,602 Well, I hope they'll be all right. 252 00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:11,356 - Who? - The guys. 253 00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:13,107 - What about me? - You'll be all right. 254 00:20:13,608 --> 00:20:15,727 They didn't even mention your name on television. 255 00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:18,730 Fuckin' amazing, though, huh? You know what, that news guy, 256 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:22,233 he said the words,"brendan filone," I'm tellin' ya, the hairs on the back of my neck, 257 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:24,235 they fuckin' stood up. 258 00:20:24,736 --> 00:20:28,740 - I mean, I knew the guy. - They made him look like john fuckin' gotti. 259 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,742 I brought him around here. 260 00:20:31,242 --> 00:20:34,746 Tony wouldn't have never known him if it wasn't for me. 261 00:20:35,246 --> 00:20:37,882 Huh. I had no idea. 262 00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:59,771 Who is it? I'm sleeping! 263 00:20:59,771 --> 00:21:02,774 Carmela. Oh, come on in. 264 00:21:02,907 --> 00:21:07,412 I- I- I just said that in case you were that snooty- ass... 265 00:21:07,412 --> 00:21:09,914 mrs. Ryan down the hall. 266 00:21:09,914 --> 00:21:14,919 Oh, she is so shanty irish, and with all her airs. 267 00:21:14,919 --> 00:21:16,921 Come on. Get dressed. I'm taking you to brunch. 268 00:21:17,422 --> 00:21:19,424 What? You heard me. Get dressed. 269 00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:23,928 What's wrong? Tell me. Nothing is wrong, ma. Why does something have to be wrong? 270 00:21:23,928 --> 00:21:25,680 Is it meadow? She eats like a bird. 271 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,183 Everything is fine, ma. Relax. Nothing is wrong. 272 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:34,055 But you come here unannounced. And I- I shouldn't wonder if something's wrong? 273 00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:36,691 Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. 274 00:21:36,691 --> 00:21:39,694 It's a nice day. I thought I would take you out. 275 00:21:42,063 --> 00:21:44,065 I don't wanna go out. 276 00:21:46,951 --> 00:21:49,454 Is it anthony? Those indictments? 277 00:21:49,454 --> 00:21:51,956 His father could take it in stride, but he can't. 278 00:21:52,457 --> 00:21:54,208 I don't believe you. 279 00:21:57,962 --> 00:22:00,715 - Come on, ma. Will you get dressed? - We just went to a wedding. 280 00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:05,219 That was a big to- do. This way, you and me, we get to spend some quality time. 281 00:22:07,722 --> 00:22:10,725 The manor is gonna stop serving brunch any minute. 282 00:22:13,728 --> 00:22:16,731 Did he cheat on you again? 283 00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:22,103 You know, I try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. 284 00:22:22,603 --> 00:22:27,108 Right away you think I have some other agenda that I have to talk toyouabout? 285 00:22:27,108 --> 00:22:30,111 Don't flatter yourself. 286 00:22:30,111 --> 00:22:33,614 I'll, uh— I'll throw something on. 287 00:22:37,118 --> 00:22:39,754 Buckle your seat belt, ma. 288 00:22:39,754 --> 00:22:43,257 I can't find it. Where is it? 289 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:10,962 It's not definite. I just thought I'd tell ya, 290 00:24:10,962 --> 00:24:13,965 you know, in case I don't show up for an appointment. 291 00:24:14,098 --> 00:24:16,601 So, you're telling me that you're planning a vacation, 292 00:24:16,601 --> 00:24:19,103 but you're not sure exactly when it will be? 293 00:24:19,353 --> 00:24:21,856 Right. 294 00:24:22,356 --> 00:24:24,725 I may never go. 295 00:24:26,727 --> 00:24:28,729 Let's put it this way. 296 00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:32,984 There's a strong possibility that it— it could happen. 297 00:24:34,986 --> 00:24:39,624 Does this have anything to do with what's been on the news lately? 298 00:24:43,878 --> 00:24:46,881 So, if you, uh, suddenly stop coming to your appointments, 299 00:24:46,881 --> 00:24:49,884 I will assume that you are on vacation. 300 00:24:50,001 --> 00:24:53,004 And I should wait to be contacted? 301 00:24:53,004 --> 00:24:56,757 That would be a good assumption. 302 00:25:01,762 --> 00:25:05,266 Who is it? Paulie. Open the door. 303 00:25:24,785 --> 00:25:27,288 I thought we were steppin' out. 304 00:25:28,789 --> 00:25:32,293 I got two broads in the car. You said ad' went to stay at her mother's. 305 00:25:37,298 --> 00:25:40,801 No wonder. This place looks like a fuckin' sty. 306 00:25:43,304 --> 00:25:46,557 What's wrong with you? 307 00:25:46,557 --> 00:25:49,310 Talk to me. This ain't like you, kid. 308 00:25:51,946 --> 00:25:54,065 I ran into billy cracchiolo. 309 00:25:54,065 --> 00:25:56,450 The meter maid? What about him? 310 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:59,570 Told me the regular cops in nutley are lookin' for a guy. 311 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:03,074 Blew off a kid's toe for no good reason in russo's bakery. 312 00:26:03,574 --> 00:26:05,576 Drove a lexus. 313 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,082 Does tony know about this? 314 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,085 What's goin' on, chrissy? 315 00:26:14,585 --> 00:26:17,088 Been workin' my ass off on this movie script. 316 00:26:17,588 --> 00:26:20,841 You know how many pages I got? Nineteen. 317 00:26:21,842 --> 00:26:24,345 That a lot or a little? 318 00:26:24,345 --> 00:26:27,848 Books say movie's supposed to be about 120 pages. 319 00:26:27,848 --> 00:26:30,351 Got this fuckin' computer. I thought it would do a lot of it. 320 00:26:30,601 --> 00:26:32,603 You ain't bein' frank about the business, kid? 321 00:26:32,987 --> 00:26:34,488 I would never do that. 322 00:26:34,989 --> 00:26:36,991 It's only "suggested by." That writer, 323 00:26:37,491 --> 00:26:41,996 with the bullfights, blew his own fuckin' head off. 324 00:26:41,996 --> 00:26:44,498 I bought a script- writin' program and everything. 325 00:26:44,749 --> 00:26:47,752 My advice. Put that thing down a while. 326 00:26:48,252 --> 00:26:49,754 We go get our joints copped, 327 00:26:50,254 --> 00:26:53,257 and tomorrow, the words will come blowin' out your ass. 328 00:26:55,259 --> 00:26:57,762 You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? 329 00:26:57,762 --> 00:27:00,264 Yeah. And nothin' did. So what? 330 00:27:00,765 --> 00:27:02,266 I'm alive. I'm survivin'. 331 00:27:02,767 --> 00:27:05,770 That's it. I don't wanna just survive. 332 00:27:06,270 --> 00:27:10,775 Says in these movie- writing books that every character has an arc. You understand? 333 00:27:12,777 --> 00:27:14,779 Like everybody starts out somewheres, 334 00:27:14,779 --> 00:27:18,282 and then they do somethin' or somethin' gets done to them, it changes their life. 335 00:27:18,282 --> 00:27:21,786 That's called their arc. Where's my arc? 336 00:27:24,288 --> 00:27:28,042 Take richard kimble, all right? 337 00:27:28,042 --> 00:27:32,546 No, that's no good. His arc is run, run, jump off a damn— run. 338 00:27:32,546 --> 00:27:35,549 Uh— 339 00:27:35,549 --> 00:27:37,551 keanu reeves, devil's advocate. You see that? 340 00:27:38,052 --> 00:27:40,054 Al. Right. 341 00:27:41,555 --> 00:27:46,060 Keanu's a lawyer. Gets all turned on by money, power and the devil. 342 00:27:46,177 --> 00:27:50,181 Then his wife says to him, "you're not the man I married." Leaves him. 343 00:27:50,181 --> 00:27:52,433 You see the arc? 344 00:27:53,934 --> 00:27:58,439 He starts down here. He ends up here. 345 00:27:58,439 --> 00:28:00,941 Where's my arc, paulie? 346 00:28:01,442 --> 00:28:04,945 Kid, richard kimble, 347 00:28:04,945 --> 00:28:07,448 thedevil'swhatever, those are all make- believe. 348 00:28:07,581 --> 00:28:10,584 Hey, I got no arc either. 349 00:28:10,584 --> 00:28:14,088 I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, 350 00:28:14,588 --> 00:28:17,091 a few more in the can and here I am. 351 00:28:17,091 --> 00:28:19,093 A half a wise guy. So what? 352 00:28:19,093 --> 00:28:21,462 I got no identity. 353 00:28:21,962 --> 00:28:25,966 I mean, even brendan filone's got an identity. He's dead. 354 00:28:25,966 --> 00:28:29,470 I killed that fuckin' emil kolar and nothin'. 355 00:28:29,470 --> 00:28:33,974 I don't even move up a notch. All I got is nightmares. 356 00:28:33,974 --> 00:28:36,477 That polish, czech, slavic, whatever the fuck he is, 357 00:28:36,477 --> 00:28:38,979 is hauntin' me in my dreams every night. 358 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,117 That happens. The more of them you do, the better you'll sleep. 359 00:28:43,117 --> 00:28:46,120 I had one prick chasin' me for months in my dreams. 360 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,622 I feel like he's tryin' to tell me somethin'. 361 00:28:48,622 --> 00:28:51,625 That we fucked up the night that we buried him. We didn't fuck up. 362 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:54,128 - That I'm in danger. - Could I ask you a question? 363 00:28:54,128 --> 00:28:56,630 Why the fuck would he wanna tell you you're in danger, 364 00:28:57,131 --> 00:29:00,134 considering you put a fuckin' moon roof in the back of his head? 365 00:29:00,384 --> 00:29:02,887 What did we do wrong that night? 366 00:29:03,387 --> 00:29:06,390 The gun was hot, so the slugs in his head couldn't be traced back to me. 367 00:29:06,757 --> 00:29:09,393 You know who had an arc? Noah. 368 00:29:30,030 --> 00:29:32,032 Is that him? 369 00:29:32,533 --> 00:29:36,170 Now that would be some fuckin' coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it? 370 00:29:38,672 --> 00:29:41,175 Holy shit! Look at that! 371 00:29:41,175 --> 00:29:44,795 - What? - He was clean shaven. He's got a fuckin' beard now. 372 00:29:45,296 --> 00:29:47,298 You know what? I read that. That happens. 373 00:29:47,681 --> 00:29:49,683 Jesus. I always thought it was bullshit. 374 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,802 Oh! Look at his fingernails! 375 00:29:51,936 --> 00:29:56,307 - Oh, fuck! They're like a woman's. - I'm gonna fuckin' puke. 376 00:29:57,808 --> 00:29:59,810 All right, help me lift him. 377 00:29:59,810 --> 00:30:03,314 We'll take him down to pine barons before they build a fuckin' condo here. 378 00:30:03,314 --> 00:30:05,316 Georgie! 379 00:30:08,953 --> 00:30:10,955 I don't know about selling this property. 380 00:30:11,455 --> 00:30:14,959 I don't know about you, but I sure as hell could use an infusion... 381 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:17,962 if we're gonna support jas after he graduates. 382 00:30:17,962 --> 00:30:22,967 It's funny how even during our marriage we saw things differently. 383 00:30:22,967 --> 00:30:27,087 I never saw this place as an investment. 384 00:30:27,087 --> 00:30:29,590 I always thought that we'd build a house. 385 00:30:31,091 --> 00:30:33,594 So, are we gonna sell or what? 386 00:30:33,594 --> 00:30:35,596 For jason. 387 00:30:36,096 --> 00:30:39,984 But, you know, I don't wanna hear that you took one of your colleens on a cruise. 388 00:30:40,351 --> 00:30:42,853 What's that supposed to mean, "colleens"? 389 00:30:43,103 --> 00:30:46,106 We all know you're a sucker for those irish girls. 390 00:30:46,607 --> 00:30:50,744 Every italian boy bows down to the freckles. I married you. 391 00:30:50,995 --> 00:30:55,499 - Yeah, I was a mother figure. - Don't bust my balls with freud by numbers, would ya? 392 00:30:55,616 --> 00:30:59,253 "Don't bust my balls"? Watch it, richard. Yourcalibrazeis showing. 393 00:30:59,253 --> 00:31:01,255 What, are you somehow implying by all this... 394 00:31:01,755 --> 00:31:04,258 I'm- I'm ashamed to be an italian- american? 395 00:31:04,258 --> 00:31:06,760 With all the poverty, starvation, ethnic cleansing... 396 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,263 and generally horrible shit in this world, 397 00:31:09,763 --> 00:31:14,018 you devote your energies to the protection of the dignity of connie francis. 398 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:19,523 You know, you're all worked up about my patient, 399 00:31:19,523 --> 00:31:24,028 a man who has no bearing on who you are or where you are in this world. 400 00:31:24,028 --> 00:31:27,147 Call him a patient. The man's a criminal, Jennifer. 401 00:31:27,147 --> 00:31:30,651 And after a while, finally you're gonna get beyond psychotherapy... 402 00:31:30,651 --> 00:31:33,153 with its cheesy moral relativism. 403 00:31:33,153 --> 00:31:36,907 Finally, you're gonna get to good and evil. And he's evil. 404 00:31:59,063 --> 00:32:02,066 Sorry I'm late. The alarm was— 405 00:32:02,066 --> 00:32:05,569 what the fuck is wrong with you? Didn't paulie tell you I ain't been feelin' good? 406 00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:08,572 I wipe my ass with your feelings. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 407 00:32:09,073 --> 00:32:11,575 Drive the fuckin' car! 408 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:23,087 We're under a microscope, and I gotta hear you shot some fuckin' civilian in the foot... 409 00:32:23,087 --> 00:32:25,589 'cause he made you wait for buns? Fuckin' paulie. 410 00:32:25,589 --> 00:32:28,592 Don't blame paulie! Makazian comes to me and says nutley p. D. S... 411 00:32:28,592 --> 00:32:30,594 got a description and a make on the car! 412 00:32:31,095 --> 00:32:33,597 Why don't you just leave a fuckin' urine sample next time? If I could've done it— 413 00:32:34,098 --> 00:32:37,601 oh, shut up! Fuckin' georgie comes into the club, he's got vomit all over his shirt. 414 00:32:37,601 --> 00:32:41,105 I ask him,"what the fuck?" he said you're diggin' up some body you clipped three months ago! 415 00:32:41,605 --> 00:32:43,107 I was worried— shut up! 416 00:32:43,607 --> 00:32:46,110 People do that shit, they wanna get caught. I wanna get caught? 417 00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:49,113 You wanna get caught. I seen it before, this fuckin' "cowboy- itis"! 418 00:32:49,113 --> 00:32:52,116 You wanna be a big, bad guy, christopher? I was worried that I didn't— 419 00:32:52,116 --> 00:32:54,118 shut up! 420 00:32:59,373 --> 00:33:02,876 Can I try and explain here? 421 00:33:05,129 --> 00:33:08,132 I don't know, tony. 422 00:33:08,132 --> 00:33:12,136 It's like just the fuckin' "regularness" of life is too fuckin' hard for me. 423 00:33:12,136 --> 00:33:14,138 I don't— I don't know. 424 00:33:19,643 --> 00:33:22,646 Look at you. 425 00:33:22,646 --> 00:33:25,649 I bet you're sleepin' all the time, right? 426 00:33:25,649 --> 00:33:28,519 It's the only thing I still enjoy. 427 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,022 You know what I think? 428 00:33:32,523 --> 00:33:36,026 Maybe I have cancer. 429 00:33:36,527 --> 00:33:38,529 You remember how jackie got? 430 00:33:38,662 --> 00:33:40,164 Cancer? 431 00:33:40,531 --> 00:33:44,535 Somethin' fuckin' horrible's goin' on inside my body. There's a physical change. 432 00:33:44,668 --> 00:33:48,172 Does this word "cancer" pop into your mind a lot, 433 00:33:48,172 --> 00:33:50,174 a little bit, what? 434 00:33:50,674 --> 00:33:56,180 - Huh? - Well, I'm just thinkin' maybe you're... 435 00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:58,182 depressed. Me? 436 00:33:58,298 --> 00:34:01,301 I'm no fuckin' mental midget. 437 00:34:05,939 --> 00:34:07,941 All right. 438 00:34:09,810 --> 00:34:12,062 - Watch the, the— - what? 439 00:34:12,563 --> 00:34:14,565 The filter. Oh, fuck! 440 00:34:25,576 --> 00:34:29,079 Maybe you got a, uh, serotonin problem, 441 00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:33,083 or whatever the fuck they call it, ya know. 442 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:35,469 You know about that shit? 443 00:34:36,470 --> 00:34:39,473 I saw it last night on a... program. 444 00:34:39,473 --> 00:34:43,477 What, take fuckin' prozac? Not this skinny guinea. 445 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,982 Let me ask you a question. 446 00:34:50,350 --> 00:34:54,855 You ever think about, uh, you know— 447 00:34:57,357 --> 00:34:59,359 fuck no! 448 00:35:00,861 --> 00:35:02,863 Good. 449 00:35:04,364 --> 00:35:08,869 Can you imagine those fuckin' losers blowin' their skulls all over the bathroom? 450 00:35:09,369 --> 00:35:11,371 It's fuckin' pathetic. 451 00:35:33,143 --> 00:35:36,647 Hey, didn't you hear the goddamn doorbell? I'm in the middle of a game. 452 00:35:36,647 --> 00:35:40,150 You'll be in the middle of the fuckin' street you don't wise up. 453 00:35:51,411 --> 00:35:53,413 Anthony soprano? 454 00:35:53,547 --> 00:35:55,549 What are you doing in my backyard? 455 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:57,668 The gate was open. I'm agent harris. 456 00:35:58,168 --> 00:36:01,672 This is agent driscol. May we come in? If I say no? 457 00:36:01,922 --> 00:36:04,925 If we were local, we wouldn't even have knocked. 458 00:36:05,058 --> 00:36:07,561 What's your point? 459 00:36:07,678 --> 00:36:10,681 We have a search warrant. We know you have children in the house. 460 00:36:11,064 --> 00:36:13,567 Other team's waiting out front. We don't think it necessary... 461 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:15,686 to traumatize kids by kicking in doors. 462 00:36:16,186 --> 00:36:19,690 So, why don't you take a minute and tell them you have, uh, visitors. 463 00:36:34,705 --> 00:36:36,707 Hmm. 464 00:36:44,097 --> 00:36:46,099 Any quarters, you can keep. 465 00:36:46,099 --> 00:36:49,102 You tryin' to bribe me? 466 00:36:49,102 --> 00:36:52,105 Why don't you tell me what you're lookin' for? Maybe I can save you some time. 467 00:36:52,105 --> 00:36:55,108 - Any incriminating evidence would be nice. 468 00:36:56,977 --> 00:36:58,979 dad! 469 00:36:59,363 --> 00:37:02,366 They're taking my computer. I have an english paper. You gotta be shittin' me. 470 00:37:02,482 --> 00:37:05,369 I better have all my programs on there when it comes back. 471 00:37:05,869 --> 00:37:07,871 Anthony. 472 00:37:07,871 --> 00:37:11,875 What the hell are they doin' in my kitchen? 473 00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:16,997 What the hell are you doin' in my refrigerator? 474 00:37:16,997 --> 00:37:20,500 - If you forgot your lunch box, pal, why don't you just ask? - I'm very sorry. 475 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:24,004 Mrs. Soprano, how much would you say that bowl cost? I'm not cleaning that up. 476 00:37:24,504 --> 00:37:26,506 Grasso, get somethin' to clean that. 477 00:37:26,506 --> 00:37:29,009 Grasso— 478 00:37:29,509 --> 00:37:32,262 - your ass! - Hey, hey, hey! Tony. 479 00:37:32,262 --> 00:37:34,264 Take it easy. Take it easy. Grasso, take it easy. 480 00:37:34,648 --> 00:37:37,150 Tony, we're gonna be out of here in a few minutes. 481 00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:41,154 Tony, let's wait in the living room. Clean up the bowl. 482 00:37:41,154 --> 00:37:43,156 Come on. 483 00:37:51,415 --> 00:37:53,917 I know those feds are doin' their job, but it pisses me off the way they act. 484 00:37:53,917 --> 00:37:56,420 That one guy wasn't so bad, harris. 485 00:37:56,420 --> 00:38:00,424 Trust me, he was the biggest sneak out of all of'em. It's all part of his little act. 486 00:38:00,424 --> 00:38:02,926 And that guy that broke the bowl, he did that on purpose. 487 00:38:02,926 --> 00:38:05,429 I don't think so. He was just a klutz. 488 00:38:05,429 --> 00:38:10,300 What was his last name? Rizzo, razzo, what? Grasso. 489 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:13,303 Grasso. Do you think it's a coincidence they sent him? 490 00:38:13,303 --> 00:38:16,807 If he wasn't an italian, he'd be back at the office sweepin' up. The stupid jerk. 491 00:38:17,307 --> 00:38:19,309 They probably frisk him every night before he goes home. 492 00:38:19,309 --> 00:38:22,696 - Why? - Why? 'cause he has a vowel at the end of his name. 493 00:38:23,196 --> 00:38:27,701 Grasso. What's he think, he's gonna make it to the top by arresting his own people? 494 00:38:27,701 --> 00:38:30,320 Pass the mushu. He'll see. 495 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,072 - He'll learn. - We have a vowel. 496 00:38:32,572 --> 00:38:34,074 "F"- in' right, and you be proud of it. 497 00:38:34,574 --> 00:38:38,578 Jesus christ, you'd think there never was a michelangelo the way they treat people. 498 00:38:38,712 --> 00:38:41,331 Did you know that an italian invented the telephone? 499 00:38:41,331 --> 00:38:44,718 - Alexander graham bell was italian? - You see? 500 00:38:44,718 --> 00:38:48,588 You see what I'm talkin'-- antonio meucci invented the telephone and he got robbed! 501 00:38:49,089 --> 00:38:51,591 Everybody knows that. 502 00:38:51,591 --> 00:38:54,094 Who invented the mafia? 503 00:38:54,094 --> 00:38:57,848 What? La cosa nostra, who invented that? 504 00:38:57,848 --> 00:39:00,233 - Who cares? - Wasn't it salvatore lucana, 505 00:39:00,734 --> 00:39:05,105 better known as charlie "lucky" luciano who organized the five families? 506 00:39:05,238 --> 00:39:08,241 Lucchese, gambino, bonnano, profaci. 507 00:39:08,492 --> 00:39:10,994 Is there somethin' you wanna say to me? 508 00:39:12,245 --> 00:39:14,748 I just like history, like you, dad. 509 00:39:14,865 --> 00:39:17,617 - Can you just shut the fuck up about it? - Hey! 510 00:39:17,751 --> 00:39:20,253 Hey! 511 00:39:21,755 --> 00:39:25,375 A. J. , did you know that john cabot was italian? Whoa. 512 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:28,879 - Like he knows who that is. - It's the famous discoverer of canada. 513 00:39:29,262 --> 00:39:31,765 The bank of america. You ever heard of it? 514 00:39:31,765 --> 00:39:34,768 One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an italian. 515 00:39:35,135 --> 00:39:37,137 The first american saint was italian— mother cabrini. 516 00:39:37,637 --> 00:39:39,639 That's right. 517 00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:42,642 Is it true that the chinese invented spaghetti? 518 00:39:42,642 --> 00:39:46,146 Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks... 519 00:39:46,146 --> 00:39:49,649 invent something that you need a fork to eat? 520 00:39:49,649 --> 00:39:52,152 And here's something else I bet you didn't know. 521 00:39:52,152 --> 00:39:56,039 More italians fought for this country in world war ii than any other ethnic group. 522 00:39:57,791 --> 00:39:59,793 And they won't tell you about sacco and vanzetti either. 523 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,662 The two antichrists that got the electric chair in massachusetts? 524 00:40:02,913 --> 00:40:05,665 - Anarchists. - Isn't it antichrists? 525 00:40:05,916 --> 00:40:08,919 They were two innocent men who got the chair because they were italian. 526 00:40:09,419 --> 00:40:11,922 How can there be two antichrists? There was only one christ. 527 00:40:12,305 --> 00:40:15,425 - So? - And of course, 528 00:40:15,926 --> 00:40:17,928 francis albert. 529 00:40:20,564 --> 00:40:24,067 Will I see you next week? Unless you know somethin' I don't. 530 00:40:24,067 --> 00:40:27,571 Just so you understand, that I have to charge you for the missed session. 531 00:40:27,938 --> 00:40:30,440 What are you talkin' about? 532 00:40:30,574 --> 00:40:32,576 We agreed on that on our very first meeting. 533 00:40:33,076 --> 00:40:35,078 I know, but I just explained to you my situation. 534 00:40:35,445 --> 00:40:38,949 I understand, but it's important that we respect the agreement. 535 00:40:41,334 --> 00:40:43,703 - What if I got hit by a car? - But you weren't. 536 00:40:44,204 --> 00:40:47,207 - I know, but what if? - But you weren't. 537 00:40:47,457 --> 00:40:50,343 - I know that, but, but what if? - You weren't. 538 00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:53,964 - Why don't you answer my fuckin' question? - I will not. 539 00:40:54,464 --> 00:40:56,466 You won't? 540 00:40:56,967 --> 00:40:58,969 All right, fine, fine. 541 00:40:59,469 --> 00:41:01,972 Here. Here you go. 542 00:41:01,972 --> 00:41:04,858 Of course, 'cause this is what it's all about? Motherfuckin', cocksuckin' money! 543 00:41:05,358 --> 00:41:07,360 Here. 544 00:41:08,862 --> 00:41:13,366 I don't understand that comment, and I don't appreciate being made to feel afraid. 545 00:41:13,617 --> 00:41:17,120 I don't appreciate feelin' like I pour my heart out to a fuckin' call girl. 546 00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:20,240 - Is that how you see me? - Not until now. 547 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:24,244 But it's obvious you don't give a shit about my situation or what's happenin' with me! 548 00:41:24,244 --> 00:41:27,247 Otherwise, you wouldn't be shakin' me down. 549 00:41:29,749 --> 00:41:32,252 It'll show as "paid" on your next month's bill. 550 00:41:32,752 --> 00:41:35,755 Fine. Stick it up your ass. 551 00:41:45,365 --> 00:41:47,684 And how about dr. Goldman over here? 552 00:41:47,684 --> 00:41:51,688 Originally, he was gonna be a tree surgeon, but he fainted at the sight of sap. 553 00:41:51,688 --> 00:41:54,691 Sap, ladies and gentlemen. 554 00:41:55,192 --> 00:41:58,695 Pace yourselves. Don't spend it all in one place. 555 00:41:58,695 --> 00:42:03,200 Movie night, right? Last week they showed the polish version ofrashomon. 556 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,704 Everybody remembers the rape exactly the same. The'60s— 557 00:42:07,704 --> 00:42:10,207 what's the matter with you, corrado? 558 00:42:10,207 --> 00:42:14,211 Headaches, that's all. Not the kind you take aspirin for. 559 00:42:14,711 --> 00:42:17,714 Now, tonight on our show, we have mitzi gaynor, 560 00:42:17,714 --> 00:42:20,217 sergio franchi and a woman from france... 561 00:42:20,217 --> 00:42:23,220 who will pull a string of lightbulbs out of her husband's throat. 562 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:25,222 This woman can relate. 563 00:42:25,472 --> 00:42:30,477 I think we may have a bad apple. Does tony know about this? 564 00:42:30,977 --> 00:42:35,482 What are you gonna do? There's not much to do. We have to sit back and wait. 565 00:42:35,482 --> 00:42:39,486 And do me a favor, don't let tony know you know. He's under enough pressure. 566 00:42:41,988 --> 00:42:45,992 I'm sure he's tellin' his psychiatrist it's all his mother's fault. 567 00:42:46,243 --> 00:42:51,381 - What are you talkin' about, a psychiatrist? - Yeah, a psychiatrist. 568 00:42:51,381 --> 00:42:54,384 He's been seein' one for a while now. 569 00:42:54,501 --> 00:42:58,255 God only knows what he says. 570 00:42:58,388 --> 00:43:01,391 - Tony? - Yes, tony. 571 00:43:01,391 --> 00:43:04,895 Tony, who had such a terrible mother. 572 00:43:04,895 --> 00:43:09,649 - A psychiatrist? - Yes, junior. For christ's sake! 573 00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:14,654 Show of hands. How many people think j. F. K. Is still alive? Come on. 574 00:43:14,654 --> 00:43:17,157 They should take a zapruder film of your salad bar? 575 00:43:17,157 --> 00:43:19,659 Hello? Help me out. 576 00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:22,412 Who? The psychiatrist, I mean. 577 00:43:22,412 --> 00:43:24,414 Do you think I know? 578 00:43:24,915 --> 00:43:27,918 What did you say to tony about this? Me? 579 00:43:27,918 --> 00:43:32,422 Nothin'. I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. 580 00:43:32,422 --> 00:43:37,544 And, junior, I don't want there to be any repercussions. 581 00:43:39,045 --> 00:43:41,047 A psychiatrist? 582 00:43:41,431 --> 00:43:44,434 You're a broken record. 583 00:43:44,434 --> 00:43:46,436 Yes, yes. 584 00:43:46,436 --> 00:43:48,438 Shh. Do I have to— 585 00:43:48,939 --> 00:43:52,943 this lady is blind. Dear, I have a few words for you. 586 00:43:52,943 --> 00:43:56,446 Do I have to say it again? They are lucy in the sky with diamonds. 587 00:43:56,446 --> 00:43:59,566 All right? Picture yourself in a boat at ellis island. 588 00:43:59,566 --> 00:44:02,068 All right, how does that sound? 589 00:44:06,072 --> 00:44:08,575 It's me. Leave a message. 590 00:44:08,575 --> 00:44:11,077 Christopher? It's mommy. 591 00:44:11,578 --> 00:44:13,580 I know you're there. Pick it up. 592 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,584 Are you all right? I'm worried about you. 593 00:44:17,584 --> 00:44:20,587 My god, they mentioned your name in the newspaper today. 594 00:44:20,587 --> 00:44:24,090 Thestar- ledger. Mrs. Jones told me. 595 00:44:24,090 --> 00:44:26,593 With all those scumbags. 596 00:44:26,593 --> 00:44:30,597 It's been a while since we met for therapy. 597 00:44:30,597 --> 00:44:32,599 Mm- hmm. 598 00:44:32,599 --> 00:44:35,602 Jason, how's bard? 599 00:44:38,104 --> 00:44:41,107 I'm moving into a smoke- free dorm. 600 00:44:44,611 --> 00:44:46,613 And how do we feel about that? 601 00:44:46,863 --> 00:44:49,366 I'm more interested in discussing what we mentioned before. 602 00:44:49,749 --> 00:44:53,753 Jason, are you concerned that your mother is treating this patient x? 603 00:44:54,871 --> 00:44:57,374 I don't care. 604 00:44:57,874 --> 00:45:02,879 As a colleague, jen, I suggest you drop the patient. 605 00:45:03,013 --> 00:45:06,383 After her last encounter with him, she finally acknowledged... 606 00:45:06,383 --> 00:45:09,886 that she saw the different side of him— the subhuman. 607 00:45:10,136 --> 00:45:12,389 I take it you were frightened. 608 00:45:12,389 --> 00:45:14,891 Frightened, revolted. 609 00:45:15,275 --> 00:45:16,776 At long last, appropriate emotions. 610 00:45:17,277 --> 00:45:19,779 Oh, for christ's sake, richard. You too, sam. 611 00:45:20,030 --> 00:45:24,651 - When did we become so afraid to get our hands dirty? - It's what she gets paid for. 612 00:45:24,651 --> 00:45:27,654 Jason, how would you like to see your mother— 613 00:45:29,656 --> 00:45:33,660 never mind. I'm not gonna paint any graphic images. 614 00:45:34,044 --> 00:45:36,546 See? He always does that. 615 00:45:37,047 --> 00:45:41,051 - What? - Follow that up, jas. Dad does what? 616 00:45:41,551 --> 00:45:44,554 His real issue is that I should distance myself from this man... 617 00:45:44,554 --> 00:45:47,557 on the grounds of the stigma that he brings us. 618 00:45:47,674 --> 00:45:51,177 I say, refer this patient to a therapist... 619 00:45:51,678 --> 00:45:55,181 that specializes in mafia depression. 620 00:45:59,185 --> 00:46:01,688 - Sam, this isn't funny. - No, of course not. 621 00:46:04,190 --> 00:46:06,192 Jen has a real honest to goodness personal... 622 00:46:06,693 --> 00:46:09,329 and professional dilemma. 623 00:46:12,449 --> 00:46:17,087 You know, on my mother's side we have a few dark sheep. 624 00:46:17,087 --> 00:46:19,089 Excuse me? 625 00:46:19,589 --> 00:46:21,091 Lepke. 626 00:46:25,595 --> 00:46:27,597 Who's lepke? 627 00:46:27,597 --> 00:46:31,101 Louis lepke buchalter. 628 00:46:31,101 --> 00:46:34,471 You know. Murder incorporated. 629 00:46:36,856 --> 00:46:39,859 My mother's uncle was lepke's wheel man. 630 00:46:39,859 --> 00:46:41,861 His driver. 631 00:46:43,363 --> 00:46:45,615 Uh- huh. 632 00:46:45,615 --> 00:46:48,118 Those were some tough jews. 633 00:48:43,550 --> 00:48:47,020 Closed- captioned by captions, inc. Los angeles