1 00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:12,327 You woke up this morning 2 00:00:12,628 --> 00:00:15,797 got yourself a gun 3 00:00:16,181 --> 00:00:19,184 your mama always said you'd be the chosen one 4 00:00:19,685 --> 00:00:22,688 she said you're one in a million 5 00:00:22,688 --> 00:00:25,691 you've got to burn to shine 6 00:00:25,691 --> 00:00:27,693 but you were born under a bad sign 7 00:00:27,693 --> 00:00:31,196 with a blue moon in your eyes 8 00:00:31,697 --> 00:00:33,198 when you woke up this mornin' 9 00:00:33,699 --> 00:00:36,201 all that love had gone 10 00:00:36,568 --> 00:00:40,956 your papa never told you about right and wrong 11 00:00:41,323 --> 00:00:44,209 but you're, but you're looking good, baby 12 00:00:44,576 --> 00:00:46,712 I believe that you're a- feelin' fine 13 00:00:46,962 --> 00:00:49,464 shame about it born under a bad sign 14 00:00:49,831 --> 00:00:53,585 with a blue moon in your eyes so sing it now 15 00:00:58,974 --> 00:01:00,976 Yeah 16 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:05,847 you say you woke up this morning 17 00:01:06,348 --> 00:01:08,350 the world turned upside down 18 00:01:08,483 --> 00:01:10,485 lord above, things ain't been the same 19 00:01:10,736 --> 00:01:14,356 since the blues walked into town 20 00:01:14,606 --> 00:01:18,360 but you're, but you're one in a million'cause you got that shotgun shine 21 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:22,247 shame about it born under a bad sign 22 00:01:22,247 --> 00:01:26,001 with a blue moon in your eyes, yeah 23 00:01:26,118 --> 00:01:29,004 woke up this morning 24 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:31,506 got yourself a gun 25 00:01:31,506 --> 00:01:34,009 got yourself a gun 26 00:01:34,126 --> 00:01:36,628 got yourself a gun 27 00:01:38,780 --> 00:01:42,634 come on. Come on, dog. Come on, come on, come on. 28 00:01:42,634 --> 00:01:45,137 Come on, come on, come on. 29 00:01:45,137 --> 00:01:47,139 Go get it. Look at this. 30 00:01:47,639 --> 00:01:51,143 Look at this plastic. And there's weeds. 31 00:01:51,143 --> 00:01:53,645 It looks like tobacco road. 32 00:01:53,779 --> 00:01:56,281 Nobody gets down here. Anthony! 33 00:01:56,281 --> 00:01:59,284 Those dogs are wild dogs. 34 00:01:59,284 --> 00:02:03,288 Cemetery dogs. They'll take your hand off. 35 00:02:03,288 --> 00:02:05,290 Come over here. 36 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:08,794 Say a hail mary for your grandfather. Lay off. He's a kid. 37 00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:13,165 So he should neglect his elders? Just like his father. 38 00:02:13,165 --> 00:02:16,168 Yeah, real scamp. Yeah, my son, 39 00:02:16,168 --> 00:02:18,170 the mental patient. 40 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:20,172 Remember those trips to the shore? 41 00:02:20,422 --> 00:02:22,424 Me and tony used to ride the waves? 42 00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:26,928 - I taught him how to bodysurf. - My son was brought up right. 43 00:02:26,928 --> 00:02:29,431 He needs a psychiatrist for what? 44 00:02:29,931 --> 00:02:31,933 To talk about his sex life? Enough. 45 00:02:31,933 --> 00:02:34,936 I hate it as much as you do. Anthony! 46 00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:38,440 Those dogs could start foaming at the mouth. 47 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:42,327 Hey, grandma. How come youse not supposed to breathe in the cemetery? 48 00:02:42,577 --> 00:02:45,330 Who says? It's a joke, for christ's sake. Say "why?" 49 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:47,833 'Cause you'll make the dead people jealous. 50 00:02:52,454 --> 00:02:54,956 Pick it up! Pick it up! Who's got the ball? 51 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:57,843 - Who's got the ball? - Oh, my god. Meadow, look out! 52 00:02:57,843 --> 00:03:00,712 Come around, come around! 53 00:03:00,712 --> 00:03:02,714 Up, up, up! Cover'em through! 54 00:03:03,215 --> 00:03:05,350 - I can't watch. - Yes! 55 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:08,103 - Atta girl, meadow! 56 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:10,105 You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall! 57 00:03:10,472 --> 00:03:13,108 Good save! Come on, now! Come on! 58 00:03:13,225 --> 00:03:15,227 That was close. 59 00:03:15,227 --> 00:03:18,730 Pretty good. Look at you at girl's soccer, tony. 60 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:21,733 What do you want from me? My only son's a couch potato. 61 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:24,369 - Red, five! - What are you, yellow card happy? 62 00:03:24,486 --> 00:03:25,987 Rough play, my ass! 63 00:03:26,488 --> 00:03:28,623 Oh, come on! 64 00:03:29,124 --> 00:03:31,743 Hi, honey. Got get'em, baby. 65 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:35,247 This fat kid is such a sneak with that elbow! 66 00:03:35,247 --> 00:03:38,750 Coach says next year chiara is gonna be one of his stars. 67 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:41,753 Come on, falcons! Let's pull it out, for christ sake! Heather dante! 68 00:03:42,003 --> 00:03:47,008 - A hundred bucks for a goal! - What's with ally today? She's sleepwalkin' out there. 69 00:03:49,644 --> 00:03:51,646 She eats at our house three nights a week. I know she's got the energy. 70 00:03:52,147 --> 00:03:55,150 That tackle was all ball, asshole! 71 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:58,403 Yeah, zebra, I'm talkin' to you! 72 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,522 You blow that whistle one more time, I'm gonna stick it up your fuckin' ass! 73 00:04:00,522 --> 00:04:05,026 Get off the field! Now! Get off the field or your team is gonna forfeit the game! 74 00:04:05,026 --> 00:04:09,030 I'm goin'. You fuckin' son of a— get off the field! 75 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:14,536 You're a hell of a guy. 76 00:04:17,539 --> 00:04:19,791 Falcons! Falcons, heads up! 77 00:04:20,175 --> 00:04:24,179 Red 42, 42! Push! 78 00:04:24,179 --> 00:04:27,549 Ally! Come on. 79 00:04:30,185 --> 00:04:32,554 Come on, al! 80 00:04:50,572 --> 00:04:52,574 Yes, yes, yes! 81 00:04:56,077 --> 00:04:58,580 Did I tell you? Did I tell you? 82 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:02,083 He's a brilliant coach. He's a beautiful, brilliant genius. 83 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:05,086 Yeah. You in love with him or what? Frankly, yes. 84 00:05:05,086 --> 00:05:08,590 If he steers chiara through to a college scholarship, I'll blow the guy at midfield. 85 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,843 Oh, you will? 86 00:05:11,843 --> 00:05:14,346 How's cheffing at dimples? 87 00:05:14,346 --> 00:05:17,349 You gotta come sample the salad bar. We got a special chemical brightener. 88 00:05:17,349 --> 00:05:19,351 Keeps the lettuce crisp. How nice. 89 00:05:19,351 --> 00:05:21,853 Oh, yeah. It's beautiful. The offer's still there. 90 00:05:21,853 --> 00:05:24,356 You wanna make a little money, you put some out on the street, 91 00:05:24,356 --> 00:05:26,858 at two points, we split the interest. 92 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:29,361 Nice. 93 00:05:29,861 --> 00:05:33,865 I can't do the math, ton'. I'm an artiste. 94 00:05:33,865 --> 00:05:36,868 Get outta here. 95 00:05:36,868 --> 00:05:38,870 Good job, girls! 96 00:05:49,631 --> 00:05:52,133 Absolutely, yeah. You do that so well, coach. 97 00:05:52,634 --> 00:05:56,137 Thank you. You did a hell of a job, coach. 98 00:05:56,271 --> 00:05:58,273 Welcome to the bada bing. Everything's on the house. 99 00:05:58,273 --> 00:06:01,276 Brandy! Come here! I want you to meet somebody. 100 00:06:01,276 --> 00:06:03,278 - This guy coached college. - Get outta here. 101 00:06:03,778 --> 00:06:07,282 Division 1- a! Nay, that's boonie state. 102 00:06:07,282 --> 00:06:10,785 Besides, art, the time has come to stop moving my wife and deena... 103 00:06:10,785 --> 00:06:12,787 like pawns every time somebody ups the ante. 104 00:06:12,787 --> 00:06:17,292 Anyway, now many chances does a man get to coach his own daughter? 105 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:19,794 What do they say? "Money isn't everything." Hear, hear. 106 00:06:19,794 --> 00:06:22,797 - It's the kids that are important. - Cheers to the falcons. 107 00:06:22,797 --> 00:06:24,799 Continued success. 108 00:06:29,304 --> 00:06:32,807 Brandy, why don't you give the coach a deluxe tour of the vip lounge? 109 00:06:33,808 --> 00:06:36,311 What? Oh, guys. 110 00:06:36,311 --> 00:06:38,813 Jesus, we said a beer. 111 00:06:38,813 --> 00:06:43,318 Oh, whoa— no, I— uh, thank you, but I don't think so. 112 00:06:44,319 --> 00:06:46,821 Aw, Jesus christ. 113 00:06:46,821 --> 00:06:50,825 Okay, brandy, go, uh, sit on a tuffet. 114 00:06:50,825 --> 00:06:53,328 Coach, it's on the house. 115 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:57,949 - What the fuck are you doin' here? - Who's he? 116 00:06:57,949 --> 00:06:59,951 My girl's soccer coach. You got somethin' for me? 117 00:06:59,951 --> 00:07:02,954 For one thing, every car you see in your rearview mirror is not a fed. 118 00:07:02,954 --> 00:07:05,957 Mikey palmice went out and got a major manhattan p. I. 119 00:07:05,957 --> 00:07:08,960 Mikey palmice thinks someone here is rattin' for the government. 120 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,463 What else is new? What else? 121 00:07:11,463 --> 00:07:14,966 My colleague over at organized crime task force... 122 00:07:14,966 --> 00:07:19,471 gets chatty after, uh, caffeine drinks. 123 00:07:19,471 --> 00:07:23,975 Names of people whose fiscal interests intersect with your own. 124 00:07:23,975 --> 00:07:27,479 Shit. I'm still trying to find out if you've been named. 125 00:07:27,979 --> 00:07:31,983 But these people, they are keeping these indictments very, very internal, tony. 126 00:07:31,983 --> 00:07:34,486 For all I know, they got a folder withmyname on it, 127 00:07:34,486 --> 00:07:36,488 and if I was smart, I wouldn't be here. 128 00:07:36,871 --> 00:07:40,375 I rest my case. As it is, I'm up the street on a rape/homicide. 129 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:44,379 What I need now, is to see a liquor license, sir, if you don't mind. 130 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:48,383 So anybody wonders why I was here, or for the lie detector test— 131 00:07:48,383 --> 00:07:53,888 cha- cha, show him the liquor license. Don't touch the girls. 132 00:07:54,389 --> 00:07:56,391 How you doin'? 133 00:07:56,391 --> 00:07:58,393 Bada bing. Arthur bucco! 134 00:07:58,393 --> 00:08:00,395 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 135 00:08:03,398 --> 00:08:07,018 - Hello? - What, you gonna stay in that bar all day? 136 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:10,155 I'm shootin' a little pool. I'll rack'em up for you. 137 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:13,158 I thought we were supposed to be painting the trim on the patio. 138 00:08:13,658 --> 00:08:15,660 I bought the primer and I've been scraping. 139 00:08:15,777 --> 00:08:19,280 - You have. - Arthur, I could really use your help. 140 00:08:19,664 --> 00:08:21,916 All right. Sure. Honey, I'll be right home. 141 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:27,789 This fuckin' guy lays down the law, ton'. 142 00:08:27,789 --> 00:08:30,291 Fuckin' blisterin'. I'll be right home, honey. 143 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:33,294 I've gotta be getting home too. Shelly'll be looking for me. 144 00:08:33,294 --> 00:08:35,797 It's quite the lifestyle you got here, though. 145 00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:37,799 See you later, coach. Okay. 146 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:40,301 Different strokes. 147 00:08:42,437 --> 00:08:44,939 Melvoin, frolov, schneider and archide. 148 00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:46,941 I'm sorry. He's in a meeting. Can I take a message? 149 00:08:47,442 --> 00:08:48,943 What's goin' on with the feds and their fuckin' indictment? 150 00:08:49,444 --> 00:08:51,446 Just put it right down there. 151 00:08:51,446 --> 00:08:55,450 Here's the bill. The book is off from the 14th ward. 152 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:58,453 I don't wanna minimize your position, corrado. 153 00:08:58,453 --> 00:09:01,456 Two prior convictions. That places you in jeopardy of sentence... 154 00:09:01,456 --> 00:09:03,458 under the habitual offenders statute. 155 00:09:03,825 --> 00:09:06,828 I'm payin' you four an hour to hear shit that's already eatin' my insides? 156 00:09:07,328 --> 00:09:09,330 Who had the peppers and eggs? Over here. 157 00:09:09,581 --> 00:09:11,716 That's what I should've had. 158 00:09:16,721 --> 00:09:19,224 I'd be happy to surrender mr. Soprano? 159 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:22,227 You can be assured of my full cooperation? 160 00:09:22,727 --> 00:09:25,597 You'd rather they kicked in your front door in the middle of the night? 161 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:28,099 It's a target letter, corrado. 162 00:09:28,099 --> 00:09:31,352 I wasn't getting anywhere, so I asked them point blank what your status was. 163 00:09:33,104 --> 00:09:35,740 Just testing. That's what a good lawyer would do. 164 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:39,360 - They'd let me know when it was appropriate. - I may just start paying taxes. 165 00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:41,746 - Fuckin' funny. - 166 00:09:41,746 --> 00:09:44,499 I'm sick and tired of sittin' around here on my hands. 167 00:09:44,499 --> 00:09:47,001 I'm gonna get outta here. Down to boca with your lady friend? 168 00:09:47,118 --> 00:09:51,372 - What the fuck you know? - Works for the joint fitters union, didn't somebody say? 169 00:09:51,506 --> 00:09:55,760 Runs their, uh, labor management fund outside the fed's oversight. 170 00:09:57,762 --> 00:10:00,765 If you can't get your friends jobs, what's the purpose of attaining success? 171 00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:03,268 The wheels of justice turn slowly. 172 00:10:03,518 --> 00:10:06,521 Take her to florida. Develop a tan. 173 00:10:07,021 --> 00:10:10,775 - Where's the key to the partners' crapper? - Top right- hand drawer. 174 00:10:10,775 --> 00:10:14,779 Junior, we're working out of our fuckin' lawyer's office. 175 00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:16,781 Is that right? 176 00:10:16,781 --> 00:10:20,785 I didn't want to say anything, but this government's case? 177 00:10:20,785 --> 00:10:23,288 If there's a leak, it's in tony's boat. 178 00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:25,790 You wanna tell me... 179 00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:28,793 my nephew's in bed with the justice department, just say it. 180 00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:30,795 Don't stammer around like a fuckin' spastic. 181 00:10:30,795 --> 00:10:33,298 There's something fucking wrong with that guy. 182 00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:37,802 I feel it in my gut. I'm worried about you, skipper. 183 00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:41,306 I'm sorry, mikey. You're a good boy. 184 00:10:41,806 --> 00:10:43,758 Fuck this. I'm goin' to boca. 185 00:10:45,477 --> 00:10:47,979 Deena, when you guys showed up to verbum dei last year, 186 00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:50,482 I thought,"soccer. Give me a break." 187 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:54,986 But your dad makes it seem like this, I don't know, metaphor. 188 00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:56,988 Yeah. Yeah, dad's pretty cool. 189 00:10:56,988 --> 00:10:59,991 You guys, where's al? She was supposed to loan me a cig. 190 00:10:59,991 --> 00:11:02,494 I'll come with. 191 00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:04,996 Al? Ally! 192 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:09,000 Al! 193 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,505 If you're smoking, you owe me five dollars! 194 00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:15,507 Al? Ally? 195 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:21,379 Ally? 196 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:24,382 - Ally, what are you doing? - Ally! 197 00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:26,518 Oh, my god! Ally! Ally! Oh, my god! 198 00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:33,775 Her parents split up. That's why she spends all her time at our house. 199 00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:35,777 But the kid was born with a silver spoon. 200 00:11:36,277 --> 00:11:38,279 Teenage girls are under a lot of stress. 201 00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:41,282 I know this kid. She's great. 202 00:11:41,282 --> 00:11:45,787 Was it a genuine suicide attempt, or was it a suicidal gesture? 203 00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:49,290 "Small cutting" is the clinical term. 204 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,292 What's "large cutting"? O. J. In the missing tracksuit? 205 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:54,295 It's a cry for help. 206 00:11:54,295 --> 00:11:56,297 Ah. 207 00:11:56,297 --> 00:12:00,301 Her mother says she... tried this before. 208 00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:03,805 A couple times. 209 00:12:04,305 --> 00:12:06,307 What else is going on in your life? 210 00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,426 Life is putting the prozac to the test. 211 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:10,812 It's all that business that keeps popping up in the news? 212 00:12:11,312 --> 00:12:13,815 I'd rather talk about my daughter. 213 00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:16,317 Principal says girls in sports, they do better. 214 00:12:16,818 --> 00:12:19,821 They don't take the drugs, they don't get knocked up. 215 00:12:19,821 --> 00:12:21,823 But now this shit. 216 00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:24,826 If my daughter ever tried to kill herself— 217 00:12:28,196 --> 00:12:30,198 oh, god! 218 00:12:39,707 --> 00:12:41,709 Last week I called you a whore. 219 00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:45,213 I might've been... 220 00:12:45,213 --> 00:12:47,715 overstatin' the case a little bit. 221 00:12:54,355 --> 00:12:56,357 Oo- hoo. Mr. Soprano. 222 00:12:56,357 --> 00:12:59,727 Miss sanfillipo. I have a check here for you to sign. 223 00:13:00,728 --> 00:13:04,232 Twenty grand. For research and development... 224 00:13:04,232 --> 00:13:06,618 into furthering the art and science... 225 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,621 of metal and ceramic joint fitting. 226 00:13:09,737 --> 00:13:11,873 Where does our research and development take us this time? 227 00:13:12,373 --> 00:13:14,375 I was thinking boca raton. 228 00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:18,129 My, my. You read my mind. I'm all packed, baby. 229 00:13:18,246 --> 00:13:20,248 I gotta talk to my cousin. 230 00:13:20,248 --> 00:13:23,251 Uh, mr. Soprano? What? 231 00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:27,255 I was waitin' to talk to jerry about how I could use some, uh, wiggle room... 232 00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:29,891 on this mall job I got in north bergen. 233 00:13:29,891 --> 00:13:31,643 Then I saw you here. And I thought, 234 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:35,647 "what the hell? I may as well ask the man himself." 235 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:37,649 Let's you and I meet. 236 00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:40,151 I can pass my recommends onto my cousin. 237 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:47,659 Hey, mama livia, how are you? Do you remember me, larry boy barese? 238 00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:50,161 Well, I know who you are! 239 00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:54,165 You lit an apartment house on fire... 240 00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:56,668 and scared your mother half to death. 241 00:13:57,168 --> 00:13:59,787 Mama's moving in here on the fifteenth. 242 00:14:00,288 --> 00:14:02,290 I like your shoes, larry boy. 243 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:06,044 Mama hasn't been well in her mind. Last week she threw a jar of artichokes at me. 244 00:14:06,544 --> 00:14:09,047 She better not throw any artichokes at me! 245 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:11,549 Ma, how you doin'? 246 00:14:11,549 --> 00:14:14,052 - Remember larry? - Water under the bridge. 247 00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:16,554 Yeah. We're gonna take a walk. We'll be right back. 248 00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:18,556 You should get some shoes like his. 249 00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:22,560 I'll tell you somethin', tony. You've always been a fuckin' genius. 250 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,063 But this last move is the best move you ever did. 251 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:27,565 The feds are never gonna surveil an old folks home. 252 00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:31,569 That's why I got six truckloads of bootleg polident comin' in. 253 00:14:31,569 --> 00:14:33,571 Hey, jimmy. How you doin'? There he is. 254 00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:35,957 Did you get your mother settled into a suite? 255 00:14:36,457 --> 00:14:37,959 They're not sure they're gonna accept her. 256 00:14:38,459 --> 00:14:39,961 They wanna see my financial statement again. 257 00:14:40,461 --> 00:14:42,964 So this office supply chain comin' up from virginia. 258 00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:45,216 What's the deal on them? I spoke to them. 259 00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:48,720 I think they're gonna listen to reason on minority hiring. 260 00:14:50,588 --> 00:14:53,224 You been to games? What've they got? 261 00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:06,104 What the fuck? 262 00:15:06,487 --> 00:15:10,992 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 263 00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:14,495 Knees high, colgiavani! Eyes ahead! 264 00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:16,497 Energy, girls, energy! 265 00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:21,002 I know we're all upset about all that's been going on, but we still have a season left! 266 00:15:21,002 --> 00:15:23,504 Come on! Let's go! Hey, coach. 267 00:15:23,504 --> 00:15:26,007 Hey, fellas. Uh, sorry, but practice is closed today. 268 00:15:26,507 --> 00:15:29,010 I'm trying to keep the team focused. What're you doin'? 269 00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:34,382 You're leavin' us? After two fuckin' years? 270 00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:37,885 I told that reporter to wait until after sectionals before he put that in the paper. 271 00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:41,773 Coach, look at my little girl out there. 272 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:47,895 - You're breakin' her heart! - Believe me, art. I am hugely conflicted. 273 00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,897 But rhode island doubled my salary! 274 00:15:50,398 --> 00:15:53,901 They're giving my daughter a full ride! What could I do? 275 00:15:53,901 --> 00:15:58,156 - They made me an offer I couldn't refuse. - You haven't heard ours. 276 00:15:58,539 --> 00:16:00,541 Come on, sil. Look, buddy, I got a family too. 277 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:03,544 I happen to have a daughter who loves playing soccer very much. 278 00:16:03,544 --> 00:16:07,048 Just kiddin' about the offer thing. 279 00:16:07,548 --> 00:16:09,550 Hey, nobody blew a whistle! 280 00:16:10,051 --> 00:16:12,553 Let's not get lazy out here! Come on! 281 00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:16,307 - Why don't you go fuck yourself? - Excuse me? 282 00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:18,926 Hey, med, want me to tell your father— this is my field. 283 00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:24,065 Why don't you give me ten laps around the goals! 284 00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:25,817 Whatever. Make that 20. 285 00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,936 Anybody else wanna mouth off? 286 00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:33,941 Good! Come on! Let's circle up for keep- away! 287 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,694 Let's go! Over here! Get in a big circle! 288 00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:38,830 Go! Come on! Move it! 289 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,832 Out here! I need some people out here! 290 00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:43,084 Come on! Let's go! 291 00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:57,598 Gimme your glass. 292 00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:02,603 Who would've ever thought we could've been this contented? 293 00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:07,108 I did. As soon as I saw you, I knew. 294 00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:09,610 You're a sweetheart. 295 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:13,614 If only they knew the other side of you. 296 00:17:13,614 --> 00:17:16,617 They'd eat me for breakfast. Mmm. 297 00:17:16,617 --> 00:17:20,121 I've been lookin' at some real estate. Some nice houses on the market. 298 00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:22,623 Maybe you'd like something bigger. 299 00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:26,127 No, corrado. This is our place. 300 00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:30,131 You know how long we been comin' here? Sixteen years. 301 00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:32,133 And every one of them good. 302 00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:38,139 How's junior, junior? Hmm? 303 00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:40,641 He's catching some shuteye. 304 00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:44,645 Oh. You're such a powerhouse. 305 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:47,648 When you kiss me down there, 306 00:17:47,648 --> 00:17:51,152 you're like a great artist. 307 00:17:51,152 --> 00:17:54,155 You got a real instinct for it. 308 00:17:55,656 --> 00:17:57,658 Pass me the red peppers. 309 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,172 You know the thrill you give? 310 00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:16,677 Just keep it to yourself, okay, roberta? Yeah. 311 00:18:16,677 --> 00:18:18,679 All to myself. 312 00:18:27,188 --> 00:18:30,691 Corrado? Yeah? 313 00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:32,693 Why the big secret? 314 00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:36,697 About what? Oral sex. 315 00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:40,701 What's so terrible about pleasing a woman? 316 00:18:42,703 --> 00:18:47,208 You always have to talk about everything. I wanna know why! 317 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:50,211 It's complicated. Yeah. 318 00:18:50,711 --> 00:18:54,215 But why? Why? 319 00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:57,218 Because they think if you'll suck pussy, you'll suck anything. 320 00:18:57,218 --> 00:19:00,221 Oh, you're kidding. It's a sign of weakness. 321 00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:04,725 And possibly a sign that you're afinocch'. 322 00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:08,729 A fag? That's ridiculous. 323 00:19:10,731 --> 00:19:12,733 How would the two even translate? 324 00:19:15,236 --> 00:19:18,239 What are you gonna do? I mean, I don't make the rules. 325 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,828 Hey, it's not big lifestyle choice, shylockin'. 326 00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,330 My aunts quintima and gemma. 327 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:29,583 They got money out earnin' on the street. It's like bein' a banker. 328 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,086 You help people. 329 00:19:34,588 --> 00:19:37,091 Chiara broke down in tears when she heard the coach was leaving. 330 00:19:37,091 --> 00:19:39,593 You don't wanna talk about it, fine. No, I— 331 00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:44,598 I gotta go pick up carmela at her sister's. Let me ask you a question. 332 00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:47,601 Why does your wife hate me? Charmaine doesn't hate you. 333 00:19:50,104 --> 00:19:52,106 Yeah. 334 00:19:52,106 --> 00:19:55,109 You lie like I play the french horn. What? 335 00:19:57,111 --> 00:20:01,615 Look at the fuckin'faccim over here. Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant like this. 336 00:20:04,118 --> 00:20:07,121 That's one of the things I hated most when I had my restaurant. 337 00:20:07,621 --> 00:20:11,625 It's values today. Standards are crumbling. 338 00:20:13,627 --> 00:20:17,131 Would it have killed this coach to stick around until my kid graduates? 339 00:20:17,131 --> 00:20:19,633 Then let him stay four years for chiara. 340 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:23,137 Hi. 341 00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:26,390 That burns my ass. 342 00:20:28,392 --> 00:20:30,394 Where you goin'? 343 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:34,398 That would be great. 344 00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:38,402 - Take your hat off. - Excuse me? 345 00:20:38,402 --> 00:20:41,906 They don't sell hot dogs here. They took the bleachers out two years ago. 346 00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:43,908 It's my hat. I'll wear it where I want. 347 00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:03,427 How you doin'? 348 00:21:13,554 --> 00:21:18,559 - Thank you. - Look at him. Douche bag. 349 00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:21,562 Good for you! 350 00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:24,064 Um, send them a bottle of montepulciano. 351 00:21:24,064 --> 00:21:28,068 And, uh, get the license plate of these two guys sittin' behind artie. 352 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,070 Get the valet to do it. They look like cops. 353 00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:46,587 I hear a voice 354 00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:49,590 well, look who's here! Hi! 355 00:21:51,842 --> 00:21:54,845 Tony, look who's here! Alphonse, how you doin'? 356 00:21:55,095 --> 00:21:57,598 Good. Yeah. You feelin' better? 357 00:22:00,985 --> 00:22:03,487 Gonna miss that left foot of yours. Tony. 358 00:22:03,487 --> 00:22:07,491 No, it's okay, mr. Soprano. I'm gonna play. No shit. 359 00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:10,995 Pardon my french there. You sure, ally? 360 00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:14,999 Yeah, I— I had a long talk with coach hauser and— 361 00:22:17,501 --> 00:22:19,503 I'm gonna play. That's all. 362 00:22:19,503 --> 00:22:22,506 - I told her she didn't have to. - Just said she wanted to. 363 00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:28,512 - Yeah. - Did coach pressure you, ally? 364 00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:31,015 No, mrs. Soprano. He would never do anything like that. 365 00:22:31,015 --> 00:22:33,517 How's he gonna pressure her? He didn't have thecoglione to stick around. 366 00:22:33,517 --> 00:22:35,519 Dad. What? 367 00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:39,390 It's what we all wanted. 368 00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:44,895 Okay. Right? Long as everything's, uh— 369 00:22:45,396 --> 00:22:48,399 look, we're trying to watch this, guys, okay? 370 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,902 Kick ass, girls. Right? 371 00:22:51,902 --> 00:22:54,405 Good night. 372 00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:17,928 Listen, roberta. What I said earlier? 373 00:23:17,928 --> 00:23:20,431 Mm- hmm. I'm serious. 374 00:23:20,431 --> 00:23:23,934 You discuss that with anyone, we're gonna go ten rounds. 375 00:23:23,934 --> 00:23:26,937 We just skimmed 20 thou off the development fund, 376 00:23:26,937 --> 00:23:29,940 and you're worried about a littlelecca fica? 377 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:32,943 Will you keep it down? All right. 378 00:23:32,943 --> 00:23:37,448 I'll tell everyone you're a good kisser. I just won't say where. 379 00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:40,451 That's my reputation you're playin' with. 380 00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:44,955 Honey, my lips are sealed. 381 00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:48,459 Not too sealed, right? 382 00:23:48,959 --> 00:23:52,463 Visual on corrado soprano and female travel companion, 383 00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:55,966 2200 hours, boca lounge. 384 00:24:10,364 --> 00:24:12,366 Hey, hey, hey! How's my boy today, huh? 385 00:24:12,366 --> 00:24:15,369 Go, go, go! 386 00:24:18,372 --> 00:24:19,873 I'm lookin' for, uh, coach hauser? 387 00:24:20,374 --> 00:24:22,876 That's me. Petey! Come here! 388 00:24:24,378 --> 00:24:26,747 A little somethin' from your friends at the bada bing club. 389 00:24:27,247 --> 00:24:31,635 Brand new, surround sound, hdtv compatible. 390 00:24:31,635 --> 00:24:34,505 - Well, tell them thanks, but— - this fucker's gettin' heavy. 391 00:24:35,005 --> 00:24:38,008 If this is about rhode island, tell your friends it's a done deal. I already signed. 392 00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:42,513 I don't know what it's about, but the tv stays here. Put it down. 393 00:24:42,513 --> 00:24:44,515 No! 394 00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:48,018 I mean it! Pick it up! Get the goddamn thing off my property! 395 00:24:48,018 --> 00:24:51,021 Look, pal, I don't think you quite understand. 396 00:24:51,522 --> 00:24:53,023 Oh, I understand only too well. 397 00:24:53,524 --> 00:24:55,526 You tell your friends I know all about them. 398 00:24:55,526 --> 00:24:58,028 If you did, you'd do what they want. 399 00:24:58,529 --> 00:25:02,032 Is that a threat? How quickly things change. 400 00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:04,535 Let me tell you something, guido— my name is clarence. 401 00:25:04,535 --> 00:25:08,539 I have friends in law enforcement, and they would call this extortion. 402 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,677 Come on. 403 00:25:13,677 --> 00:25:19,183 You tell those assholes don hauser will not be intimidated! 404 00:25:19,183 --> 00:25:22,186 I will not be threatened or bribed! 405 00:25:22,302 --> 00:25:24,805 I go where I want to when I want to! 406 00:25:27,307 --> 00:25:29,309 Hey! 407 00:25:31,812 --> 00:25:35,733 All day, every day, 85 and not one drop of rain. 408 00:25:35,733 --> 00:25:38,235 Oh, and those nights. 409 00:25:38,619 --> 00:25:41,622 Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy. You have no idea. 410 00:25:41,872 --> 00:25:43,374 He's a sweetheart underneath it all. 411 00:25:43,874 --> 00:25:46,627 I wish I could get lou to be like him. 412 00:25:47,127 --> 00:25:49,630 More sensitive, if you know what I mean. 413 00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:55,252 That coral looks good. I don't understand why I always have to ask him for oral sex. 414 00:25:56,754 --> 00:26:00,758 Not like you and your corrado. Bebe, listen. 415 00:26:01,008 --> 00:26:03,510 I know we always used to yak about our sex lives. 416 00:26:04,011 --> 00:26:07,014 I think it would be better if we didn't anymore. 417 00:26:07,014 --> 00:26:09,400 Okay. I mean it. 418 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:13,270 Sure. It's just you're lucky, that's all. 419 00:26:20,027 --> 00:26:22,913 - So, ma, you gonna come to the big game? - Game? 420 00:26:22,913 --> 00:26:26,417 What game? Miss meadow's soccer team is goin' to the sectionals. 421 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:30,921 - Nobody tells me anything. - Everybody hear me just tell my mother about the game? 422 00:26:31,171 --> 00:26:35,175 Can anybody think of anything else to talk about except soccer? 423 00:26:35,676 --> 00:26:38,178 All right. Uncle jun', how was boca? 424 00:26:38,178 --> 00:26:41,181 Wonderful. I don't go down enough. 425 00:26:41,548 --> 00:26:44,051 That's not what I heard. 426 00:26:45,052 --> 00:26:47,554 About what? 427 00:26:49,056 --> 00:26:52,059 Nothing. I'm sorry. I— I don't know what I'm talkin' about. 428 00:26:52,059 --> 00:26:55,562 - Last time, aunt bobbi bought me a live piranha. - You believe that was a piranha. 429 00:26:55,813 --> 00:26:58,816 That woman is not your aunt! 430 00:26:58,816 --> 00:27:01,318 Livia, I warned you. Stata zit'. Bobbi's a sweet, sweet girl. 431 00:27:01,819 --> 00:27:05,823 - What the hell's the matter with you? - 432 00:27:05,823 --> 00:27:08,325 what did I say? 433 00:27:08,459 --> 00:27:10,961 This wife of yours. She's got the giggles. 434 00:27:10,961 --> 00:27:14,465 - Can I be excused? - We just sat down. 435 00:27:14,465 --> 00:27:17,835 - How are you gonna play tomorrow, you don't eat? - He's right. You need protein. 436 00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:20,838 - No, I don't because I quit. - You quit. 437 00:27:20,838 --> 00:27:23,841 What are you talkin' about? With ally back, you can go to the state. 438 00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:26,477 A girl slits her wrists and you can think about is a game? 439 00:27:26,477 --> 00:27:30,481 It wasn't like friggin' cobain. It was just a little suicidal gesture. 440 00:27:31,598 --> 00:27:34,601 - Come back here! - You're not excused! 441 00:27:34,601 --> 00:27:36,737 Oh, let her go. Go ahead, honey! 442 00:27:36,737 --> 00:27:38,739 Ma! Why don't you butt out? 443 00:27:38,739 --> 00:27:41,992 Only time you act like a grandmother is when you wanna score some points. 444 00:27:43,494 --> 00:27:48,999 I will not eat in this house. Junior, take me home. 445 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:52,619 - I'm not finished. - Youmangia, uncle jun'. She'll come back. 446 00:27:56,757 --> 00:27:59,259 The stukas and messerschmitts. 447 00:27:59,259 --> 00:28:01,762 They have command of the skies. 448 00:28:04,264 --> 00:28:08,769 The stuka is quite a formidable weapon. 449 00:28:08,769 --> 00:28:12,773 I don't know. I'm glad meadow quit. 450 00:28:12,773 --> 00:28:16,276 That coach pushes them to the brink. It's unhealthy. 451 00:28:16,777 --> 00:28:19,029 Well, what do we mean when we talk about commitment? 452 00:28:19,029 --> 00:28:21,532 And that asshole. He thinks he can just walk away? 453 00:28:21,648 --> 00:28:23,650 Watch it, cowboy. Don't start. 454 00:28:25,652 --> 00:28:28,038 What was with you and uncle jun' tonight? 455 00:28:28,539 --> 00:28:30,908 You better not get in that coach's face. Tell me about uncle jun'. 456 00:28:30,908 --> 00:28:32,910 No, no, stop it! Stop it! 457 00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:34,912 I can't, I can't. 458 00:28:34,912 --> 00:28:37,414 Yes, you can. I know you want to. All right. Okay. 459 00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:45,172 Gabby dante's cousin and bobbi go to the same nail parlor. And— 460 00:28:46,673 --> 00:28:50,928 your uncle— no, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't! 461 00:28:50,928 --> 00:28:53,313 Come on. Okay, okay! Okay. 462 00:28:56,316 --> 00:28:59,319 Well, let's just say... 463 00:28:59,319 --> 00:29:03,824 your uncle has acquired a taste for her. 464 00:29:03,824 --> 00:29:08,078 Uncle jun' gives head. World- class. 465 00:29:08,078 --> 00:29:11,582 The old man's whistlin' to the wheat field? Don't be disgusting. 466 00:29:11,582 --> 00:29:13,584 He's a bushman of the kalahari! 467 00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:17,588 That's why I don't tell you anything. 'cause you don't know when to stop. 468 00:29:17,588 --> 00:29:20,090 Oh, my god, if this ever gets out. 469 00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:25,095 Like you don't do it, or any of your friends. Bunch of hypocrites. 470 00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:29,099 Hey. What goes on in this bedroom stays here, and you know that. 471 00:29:29,099 --> 00:29:34,104 Once a year? I can resist the urge to gossip. 472 00:29:45,232 --> 00:29:48,235 Arthur? You're home? 473 00:29:48,235 --> 00:29:50,737 The grease in that "fryolater." 474 00:29:50,737 --> 00:29:53,240 I'm gonna smell like a cheap french fry for the rest of my life. 475 00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:57,744 So this is why we scrimp and save to send our kids to that school, huh? 476 00:29:58,245 --> 00:30:00,747 So that you can have our name just dragged through the mud? 477 00:30:00,747 --> 00:30:05,252 What? Shelly hauser called me this afternoon. 478 00:30:05,252 --> 00:30:09,256 Your friends sent somewayos down there with a stolen tv set... 479 00:30:09,256 --> 00:30:11,258 to try and bribe the coach. 480 00:30:11,258 --> 00:30:13,760 From your friends at bada bing. 481 00:30:13,894 --> 00:30:18,899 As if a tv set is gonna get somewhere with a man like coach hauser! 482 00:30:18,899 --> 00:30:20,901 A tv set? 483 00:30:20,901 --> 00:30:25,405 Arthur, do you honestly believe that they're gonna stop there? 484 00:30:25,405 --> 00:30:28,408 They tried bribing this man. 485 00:30:28,408 --> 00:30:31,912 What's next? Always with the extreme scenarios. 486 00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:34,414 No, come on, arthur. Tell me. What's next? 487 00:30:34,414 --> 00:30:36,416 You grew up in the neighborhood. 488 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:40,420 Don't pretend like you don't know what tony soprano is capable of. 489 00:30:42,789 --> 00:30:45,926 Who is it? I found your dog. 490 00:30:53,183 --> 00:30:57,187 What? No, you're mistaken. My dog is upstairs. 491 00:30:57,304 --> 00:31:00,807 Golden retriever, blue nylon collar? 492 00:31:00,807 --> 00:31:03,310 Honey, who is it? Evenin', ma'am. 493 00:31:05,812 --> 00:31:08,315 He has our dog. 494 00:31:08,315 --> 00:31:11,318 Where's petey? I thought he was locked in. Yeah, come get him. 495 00:31:11,818 --> 00:31:14,321 I wouldn't want petey to get hit by a car. 496 00:31:31,088 --> 00:31:34,091 Petey, petey! 497 00:31:34,091 --> 00:31:37,094 You okay? Come here. What, no reward? 498 00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:41,098 Just kiddin'. I'm an animal lover. 499 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,102 You okay, boy? 500 00:31:45,736 --> 00:31:48,238 Med, you can cheer up about the coach, 501 00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:50,741 'cause I got a feelin' he's gonna reconsider the big move. 502 00:31:50,741 --> 00:31:54,244 - Tony! - Did you do something? 503 00:31:54,244 --> 00:31:56,246 What could I do? Point is... 504 00:31:56,246 --> 00:31:59,249 he's gonna stick around and finish what he started with the girls, that's all. 505 00:32:01,752 --> 00:32:05,756 That's it. Well, did I tell you? 506 00:32:11,628 --> 00:32:14,131 You need to develop some appreciation'cause you got people all around you... 507 00:32:14,631 --> 00:32:18,135 tryin' to help you and all you do is bitch and moan! 508 00:32:18,135 --> 00:32:22,139 I see this coach tryin' to abandon his team. I see your friends gettin' worked up. 509 00:32:22,139 --> 00:32:26,143 So I try to do somethin'! Is that why you think we're so upset, dad? 510 00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:30,147 Because a coach that most of us can't even stand is leaving? 511 00:32:30,147 --> 00:32:33,650 So, w- what difference does that make? You don't have to love him to be successful. 512 00:32:33,784 --> 00:32:35,285 Catfish hunter hated billy martin. 513 00:32:35,786 --> 00:32:39,289 Bill parcells, his guys, they can't stand him till they start to win! 514 00:32:39,406 --> 00:32:41,908 Coach hauser had sex with ally! 515 00:32:43,293 --> 00:32:45,796 What? That's why she cut herself. 516 00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:50,300 That's why I've been practically living at her house. 517 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:52,803 All right, hold on a minute. 518 00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:55,806 Maybe— 519 00:32:55,806 --> 00:32:57,924 with ally? 520 00:32:59,426 --> 00:33:03,313 Meadow, this is horrible. This is also a very serious accusation. 521 00:33:03,313 --> 00:33:06,683 - What exactly did ally say? - That they had sex! 522 00:33:06,683 --> 00:33:10,187 More than once! That she's not a virgin anymore! 523 00:33:13,073 --> 00:33:15,575 All right. 524 00:33:15,575 --> 00:33:18,078 Ally's a very... pretty girl. 525 00:33:18,328 --> 00:33:20,831 Maybe there was— maybe there was some confusion. 526 00:33:20,831 --> 00:33:23,333 Maybe she wanted to... 527 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:25,335 look like she was sophisticated in you guys' eyes. Dad! 528 00:33:27,838 --> 00:33:31,341 What? Tony! What if this had been meadow? 529 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,710 What kind of confusion? 530 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:36,713 A girl that age, the coach should not have been in any position... 531 00:33:37,214 --> 00:33:40,350 where there's even a remote possibility of confusion! 532 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,854 I'm losin' my fuckin' mind here. 533 00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:46,223 Tony, go downstairs, will you, please, so me and meadow can talk? 534 00:33:46,223 --> 00:33:49,726 Jesus fuckin' christ! 535 00:33:49,976 --> 00:33:51,978 God, now what did I do? 536 00:33:52,362 --> 00:33:56,366 Meadow. Mom, I only told so he wouldn't make coach hauser stay here. 537 00:33:56,366 --> 00:33:59,870 Meadow, this is a horrible, horrible thing. 538 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:03,373 Mom, she's in love with him, but he won't leave his wife. 539 00:34:03,373 --> 00:34:05,876 Leave his wife? Meadow! 540 00:34:08,378 --> 00:34:12,883 Now, meadow, he didn't touch you, right? No, but what about deena? 541 00:34:12,883 --> 00:34:15,886 If she finds out about her father, it'll totally destroy her life. 542 00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:18,889 Just tell dad to let him go anywhere he wants, okay? 543 00:34:19,389 --> 00:34:21,391 Come here. Oh. 544 00:34:28,648 --> 00:34:31,651 Moldonado and his brother, they'll handle it. 545 00:34:31,651 --> 00:34:34,654 Mal owes me a solid. 546 00:34:34,654 --> 00:34:37,157 No. No hired help. 547 00:34:37,157 --> 00:34:39,159 This is personal. 548 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:43,163 Very glad to hear you say that. I'll give him a real after- school special. 549 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:49,669 You outta your fuckin' mind? What? 550 00:34:50,036 --> 00:34:53,039 I know you kidnapped the coach's dog and all that other shit. 551 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:55,542 But if you do one more thing— aw, shut up, arthur. 552 00:34:55,542 --> 00:34:58,545 You know, you're five fuckin' time zones behind your own ass. 553 00:34:58,545 --> 00:35:02,048 No, I'm fuckin' serious. You hear me, tony? 554 00:35:03,049 --> 00:35:05,051 - You're serious? - Yeah. 555 00:35:05,051 --> 00:35:08,054 You wanna hear serious? You wanna know what your wonderful fuckin' coach did? 556 00:35:08,555 --> 00:35:13,560 He fucked little ally vandermeed and who knows who else he fucked. 557 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,812 What are you talkin' about? "Fucked"? 558 00:35:18,815 --> 00:35:22,819 - That's crazy. - That's why that kid slit her wrists, youstunad'. 559 00:35:23,069 --> 00:35:28,325 And my daughter should know this shit, should have to think about that filth? 560 00:35:28,325 --> 00:35:30,327 No. No. 561 00:35:30,827 --> 00:35:35,832 That self- righteous prick put his dick in my little girl's soccer teammate. 562 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:41,721 She's in eleventh grade, for christ's sake. Oh, my god. 563 00:35:41,972 --> 00:35:45,475 Chiara. He drove her home from the supermarket one night. 564 00:35:45,475 --> 00:35:49,479 - Oh, my little girl. - Fuckin' degenerate son of a bitch. 565 00:35:49,596 --> 00:35:52,482 He deserves to die. Betrayin' children? 566 00:35:52,482 --> 00:35:55,986 Artie, believe me, he ain't gonna be doin' that shit no more. 567 00:35:55,986 --> 00:35:58,488 I guarantee you that. 568 00:36:07,864 --> 00:36:09,866 He's in the pro shop! 569 00:36:14,871 --> 00:36:16,873 I don't need a cart! 570 00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:21,378 Nobody told you to put my nephew under surveillance. 571 00:36:21,378 --> 00:36:24,381 I know, junior. I know. 572 00:36:24,381 --> 00:36:27,384 I just wanted to be on the safe side, and I'm glad I did. 573 00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:30,387 Because your nephew is not just hangin' out at that titty bar... 574 00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:32,889 and goin' to his daughter's soccer games. 575 00:36:32,889 --> 00:36:36,393 Go ahead. Twice last week... 576 00:36:36,393 --> 00:36:39,396 he goes toward the medical center, then they lose him. 577 00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:42,899 A girlfriend. Nah, nah, nah, nah. 578 00:36:42,899 --> 00:36:45,902 He's seein' this russian slit, very open. 579 00:36:45,902 --> 00:36:47,904 Your nephew is talking to the feds. 580 00:36:47,904 --> 00:36:51,908 Where else would he be goin' where it would require such precautions? 581 00:36:51,908 --> 00:36:54,911 And what the fuck else would be the big secret? 582 00:36:54,911 --> 00:36:56,913 What am I, a swami? 583 00:36:58,415 --> 00:37:00,917 Hey. 584 00:37:00,917 --> 00:37:04,421 Silvio! You're lookin' good. I like that hat. Mikey palmice. 585 00:37:04,421 --> 00:37:08,425 How you feel? 586 00:37:11,177 --> 00:37:14,681 You shanked it, sil. I still got the coach on my mind. 587 00:37:16,182 --> 00:37:20,687 We got fresh air, sunshine, a beautiful day. Forget about that shit. 588 00:37:20,687 --> 00:37:24,691 - Thank god for golf some days. - I'm trying to concentrate here. 589 00:37:26,943 --> 00:37:30,447 - Did you get any golf in down in boca, uncle jun'? - Fuckin' manners! Please! 590 00:37:35,702 --> 00:37:38,204 So you play, uh, manatee or what's the name of the other one? 591 00:37:38,204 --> 00:37:43,209 Will you let the man tee off? You yap worse than six barbers. 592 00:37:43,209 --> 00:37:45,712 If you'd have shut up during that game against mountain lakes, 593 00:37:45,712 --> 00:37:48,715 you wouldn't have missed that fuckin' fly ball. 594 00:37:48,715 --> 00:37:50,717 I was ashamed to face my friends. 595 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,722 Good mikey. Better. 596 00:37:55,722 --> 00:37:59,726 What do you mean,"better"? Well, you know, it's... better. 597 00:38:05,982 --> 00:38:10,870 - Whoa, junior! - "Whoa, junior" what? 598 00:38:10,870 --> 00:38:14,124 Uncle junior's into muff. What? 599 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:18,378 Oh, did I say "muff"? I meant "rough." 600 00:38:21,381 --> 00:38:23,383 Good shot. 601 00:38:26,636 --> 00:38:29,639 What's that smell? Did you guys go to a sushi bar? 602 00:38:29,889 --> 00:38:32,392 What the fuck's he talkin' about? I don't know. 603 00:38:32,392 --> 00:38:36,012 I thought you were a baccala man, uncle jun'. What are you doin' eatin' sushi? 604 00:38:36,396 --> 00:38:39,649 You're fuckin' runnin' off at the mouth, you know that? 605 00:38:41,151 --> 00:38:44,020 South of the border? 606 00:38:44,521 --> 00:38:47,023 Down mexico way 607 00:38:47,023 --> 00:38:50,660 listen, my friend. At least I can deal... 608 00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:53,163 with my own problems, unlike some I know. 609 00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:57,167 - What's that supposed to mean? - Take it however you want. Don't bullshit with me. 610 00:38:57,167 --> 00:38:59,786 Guys, guys. We here to play golf or what? 611 00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:03,039 Come on. 612 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,542 South of the border? 613 00:39:06,042 --> 00:39:09,179 Where the tuna fish play 614 00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:13,183 arthur. 615 00:39:13,183 --> 00:39:15,685 Everybody's just so upset. 616 00:39:15,685 --> 00:39:19,689 The mother's on sedatives. She's completely unable to deal. 617 00:39:19,689 --> 00:39:22,192 The father was in europe somewhere. They haven't reached him. 618 00:39:22,192 --> 00:39:26,196 The little girl, ally, she thinks it's all her fault. 619 00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:28,698 Lousy bastard. He's not gonna get away with this. 620 00:39:28,698 --> 00:39:31,201 You got that right. 621 00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:33,703 What? 622 00:39:34,704 --> 00:39:37,207 Hand me that bottle of bug be gone, will ya? 623 00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:39,709 Arthur, what? 624 00:39:41,711 --> 00:39:45,715 Somethin' goin' on, artie? 625 00:39:46,216 --> 00:39:48,585 Your mobster friend gonna do somethin' crazy? 626 00:39:51,087 --> 00:39:54,090 If I had any balls, I would do it myself. 627 00:39:54,474 --> 00:39:57,594 Arthur, you do have balls. That's why you're not like him. 628 00:39:58,094 --> 00:40:01,598 Fuck it. Fuck the world! 629 00:40:01,981 --> 00:40:04,484 Artie, this isn't makin' some slob take his hat off. 630 00:40:04,484 --> 00:40:09,739 This is beating a man to death or cutting his balls off or what? 631 00:40:09,739 --> 00:40:12,992 You can't tell me coach hauser doesn't deserve it! 632 00:40:13,493 --> 00:40:17,497 Okay, but— listen to you. Think about what you're saying. 633 00:40:17,864 --> 00:40:19,365 Yeah, you tell me. 634 00:40:19,866 --> 00:40:23,369 Who's worse? Tony soprano or that child- molesting fuck? 635 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:27,373 I trusted him. I'd like to rip his heart out of his chest! 636 00:40:27,373 --> 00:40:31,261 Jesus christ, arthur. I cannot believe you only think about yourself! 637 00:40:31,761 --> 00:40:35,515 Myself? Myself? 638 00:40:35,882 --> 00:40:39,135 I resent that, charmaine! 639 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,282 Junior, what the fuck? What's the matter? 640 00:40:55,285 --> 00:40:57,287 What? That bullshit with the sushi? 641 00:40:59,789 --> 00:41:03,793 Nah, I— I don't know what he was talkin' about. He, uh, he babbles. 642 00:41:03,910 --> 00:41:05,912 What was that? You're another one! 643 00:41:06,412 --> 00:41:09,165 Me? Hey, he completely lacked respect. 644 00:41:09,165 --> 00:41:11,668 Sick and tired of having to make excuses for him all the time. 645 00:41:12,168 --> 00:41:14,671 - It isn't right. - It's'cause he's a fucking mental weakling. 646 00:41:14,671 --> 00:41:17,173 - I know. - You don't know shit, mikey! 647 00:41:22,061 --> 00:41:26,065 He's seein' a psychiatrist, for christ's sake. How about that, huh? 648 00:41:26,065 --> 00:41:30,570 My nephew is seein' a psychiatrist. Makes me wanna cry. 649 00:41:30,570 --> 00:41:35,575 - No shit? - Indictment's being prepared. He's spilling his guts. 650 00:41:35,575 --> 00:41:39,078 - I fuckin' knew it. - No, you didn't fuckin' know it! 651 00:41:39,078 --> 00:41:42,081 I just told you. 652 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:47,587 God knows how much of our family business he airs. If the place is bugged— 653 00:41:48,087 --> 00:41:49,589 that stuff's not admissible. 654 00:41:50,089 --> 00:41:54,594 It's that, uh, that, that doctor/patient privilege, just like us and melvoin. 655 00:41:54,594 --> 00:41:58,097 Melvoin's a lawyer. He's in the fuckin' ballpark. 656 00:41:58,097 --> 00:42:00,600 Suppose this shrink gets scared or somethin'? 657 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:03,603 Do you remember those fuckin' escovedo brothers, whoever the fuck, in california? 658 00:42:04,103 --> 00:42:08,107 They whacked their parents? Their shrink was in a fuckin' witness chair. 659 00:42:08,107 --> 00:42:11,110 Shit. 660 00:42:14,113 --> 00:42:16,616 Anthony wants to play games, okay. 661 00:42:16,616 --> 00:42:20,119 I taught him games. 662 00:42:20,119 --> 00:42:22,622 I taught him how to play baseball. 663 00:42:26,626 --> 00:42:28,127 You talking about clippin' him? 664 00:42:28,127 --> 00:42:30,630 Nobody would slap my wrist if I did. 665 00:42:33,099 --> 00:42:35,218 There's guys in prison that have done half the damage this prick has. 666 00:42:35,718 --> 00:42:39,589 The judicial system has gotten much better in dealing with sexual predators. 667 00:42:39,589 --> 00:42:41,591 Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him. 668 00:42:41,591 --> 00:42:43,593 If you're telling me of intent to harm this person, 669 00:42:43,593 --> 00:42:47,597 I must warn you of my duty to alert law enforcement. 670 00:42:47,730 --> 00:42:50,233 I don't know why I tell you anything. I'm interested... 671 00:42:50,349 --> 00:42:53,853 in why you feel punishing this man falls upon you. 672 00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:56,489 - Well, it sure doesn't fall upon you. - What do you mean? 673 00:42:56,489 --> 00:42:58,491 What would you do? You'd call the cops, 674 00:42:58,491 --> 00:43:01,494 who'd get some judge who'd give him psychiatric counseling. 675 00:43:01,494 --> 00:43:03,496 So maybe he could talk about his unhappy childhood... 676 00:43:03,996 --> 00:43:07,617 and we could have sympathy for the fuck'cause he's the real victim here, right? 677 00:43:07,617 --> 00:43:11,003 You know what you do? Stick your head in the sand'cause that's what people like you do. 678 00:43:11,003 --> 00:43:13,623 Discredit psychology all you want, 679 00:43:13,623 --> 00:43:16,125 but I continue to ask the question: 680 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:21,514 Why do you think you, anthony soprano, always has to set things right? 681 00:43:30,139 --> 00:43:32,642 Hey, paulie. Is tony in? Tony! 682 00:43:32,642 --> 00:43:35,144 - Artie! - Hey, ton', I gotta talk to ya. 683 00:43:35,645 --> 00:43:38,397 - Kinda busy right now. - I gotta talk to you. 684 00:43:40,283 --> 00:43:43,035 All right, we'll, uh, finish later, all right? 685 00:43:55,548 --> 00:43:58,050 Come on in. Hey. 686 00:44:03,556 --> 00:44:08,060 It's about, uh, the thing. 687 00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:10,563 You know what? 688 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,683 Nothing's happened yet, has it? 689 00:44:13,683 --> 00:44:17,820 Just gotta make the call. I'm savorin' the moment. 690 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:20,072 - You gotta call it off. - Don't worry about it. 691 00:44:20,072 --> 00:44:22,575 You got nothin' to do with it. You don't go nowheres near this. 692 00:44:23,075 --> 00:44:26,445 I don't care about that! It's wrong, tony. 693 00:44:26,946 --> 00:44:30,950 You can't do it. It's wrong? Oh, what he did isn't? 694 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:33,586 I'm beggin' you. I hate the guy too. 695 00:44:35,204 --> 00:44:37,590 What do you wanna do, artie? 696 00:44:37,590 --> 00:44:41,594 You wanna call the cops? Here. Here's the phone. 697 00:44:41,594 --> 00:44:45,715 They'll arrest him, right? He'll get out in two fuckin' years, move to saskatchewan. 698 00:44:45,715 --> 00:44:49,719 Then you know what he'll do? He'll teach girls' soccer, and he'll start all over again. 699 00:44:50,102 --> 00:44:54,106 You don't think I wanna rip him apart like a fuckin' chicken? 700 00:44:54,106 --> 00:44:57,610 I drove by his house. I almost got out. 701 00:44:57,610 --> 00:44:59,612 But you didn't. 702 00:45:00,112 --> 00:45:03,733 Something happens to him, who's it gonna help, huh? His daughter? 703 00:45:04,233 --> 00:45:08,237 That girl? No, you, tony. 704 00:45:08,237 --> 00:45:10,740 And silvio and me and whoever. 705 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,242 It's just gonna make us feel better. 706 00:45:13,242 --> 00:45:17,747 So don't even think about calling this justice. Leave it to the cops. 707 00:45:18,247 --> 00:45:20,249 Let me ask you a question. 708 00:45:20,249 --> 00:45:24,253 Who the fuck do you think you are comin' in here, talkin' to me like this? 709 00:45:24,253 --> 00:45:28,257 Now your boyfriend is finished. You deal with it. 710 00:45:28,257 --> 00:45:31,761 Okay? Tony, don't do it. 711 00:45:31,761 --> 00:45:35,264 This is me asking you. Why don't you get the fuck outta here? 712 00:45:35,264 --> 00:45:38,768 Come on. Get the fuck out! Go! 713 00:45:38,768 --> 00:45:41,771 Let's go. Come on, come on. 714 00:45:54,784 --> 00:45:57,286 Oh, yeah 715 00:45:57,286 --> 00:45:59,288 oh, yeah 716 00:46:08,547 --> 00:46:10,049 dewayne, dewayne 717 00:46:19,942 --> 00:46:21,944 woke up 718 00:46:24,947 --> 00:46:26,949 yeah 719 00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:38,210 yeah 720 00:46:47,219 --> 00:46:49,338 yeah 721 00:46:53,342 --> 00:46:55,845 dewayne 722 00:47:00,232 --> 00:47:02,735 corrado. 723 00:47:04,236 --> 00:47:07,740 I was worried! You usually call me when you're this late. 724 00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:13,245 I bought us some barbecued chicken, some salad and some lemon meringue pie. 725 00:47:13,245 --> 00:47:15,247 But I got so hungry, I had a piece. 726 00:47:15,247 --> 00:47:18,250 Did I tell you to keep your mouth shut? What? 727 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:21,253 Did I tell you to keep your goddamned mouth shut? 728 00:47:21,253 --> 00:47:24,256 No, corrado, don't hit me! 729 00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:42,525 You stupid, fucking, blabbermouth cunt! 730 00:47:43,025 --> 00:47:46,028 I don't understand. 731 00:47:46,028 --> 00:47:48,531 Get your pencils and your crap and the rest of your shit... 732 00:47:49,031 --> 00:47:52,034 and don't be here tomorrow! 733 00:47:52,151 --> 00:47:55,905 Oh, no, corrado, don't leave! I love you! 734 00:47:57,907 --> 00:48:00,409 I am so sorry! 735 00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:02,545 No, corrado! 736 00:48:23,816 --> 00:48:25,818 Yeah. You there at the place? 737 00:48:26,318 --> 00:48:27,820 Is he in the house? Yeah. 738 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,823 Fuck it. Walk away. 739 00:48:30,823 --> 00:48:32,825 Just fuckin' walk away. Don't do it. 740 00:48:32,825 --> 00:48:34,827 Fuck! 741 00:48:34,827 --> 00:48:36,829 All right. Leave it alone. 742 00:48:36,829 --> 00:48:39,331 Yeah, no problem. 743 00:48:39,331 --> 00:48:41,834 Son of a bitch. 744 00:48:42,334 --> 00:48:44,336 Lynn, we are here live as colleagues and neighbors... 745 00:48:44,837 --> 00:48:48,457 were shocked to hear of charges brought against donald hauser, 746 00:48:48,591 --> 00:48:51,594 coach of the verbum dei high school girls' soccer team. 747 00:48:52,094 --> 00:48:54,597 Alerted by a student friend of the alleged victim, 748 00:48:54,964 --> 00:48:57,600 whose name cannot be revealed because of her age, 749 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,102 police issued a warrant for hauser's arrest this evening. 750 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,483 Tony. In my hometown 751 00:49:14,483 --> 00:49:16,986 tony, Jesus. Where I live 752 00:49:16,986 --> 00:49:20,489 you smell like lord calvert. 753 00:49:23,993 --> 00:49:25,995 Tony. 754 00:49:28,998 --> 00:49:31,500 We don't talk we all get together 755 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:35,504 any kind of weather and we do the camel walk 756 00:49:43,012 --> 00:49:47,516 what is with you tonight? 757 00:49:47,516 --> 00:49:49,652 Tony, what is this? 758 00:49:49,652 --> 00:49:52,655 Oh, Jesus. 759 00:49:52,655 --> 00:49:56,158 Mixed with alcohol. Oh, tony, that's wonderful. 760 00:49:56,158 --> 00:50:00,779 - Happy trails. Here, let's get you to bed. - Carmela. 761 00:50:00,779 --> 00:50:03,282 Carmela. 762 00:50:04,783 --> 00:50:06,785 I didn't hurt nobody. 763 00:50:20,432 --> 00:50:22,434 Call the shrink. 764 00:50:22,935 --> 00:50:24,937 Tell her the town's gonna go to the fuckin' mormons. 765 00:50:49,044 --> 00:50:51,146 I hear a voice 766 00:50:53,849 --> 00:50:56,185 from the back of the room 767 00:50:58,954 --> 00:51:01,056 I hear a voice 768 00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:03,759 cry out 769 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,328 you want something good 770 00:51:09,131 --> 00:51:12,735 yeah, come on a little closer by the front of the stage 771 00:51:14,336 --> 00:51:17,539 I said come on a little close wanna see your face 772 00:51:19,942 --> 00:51:22,344 you see, I met a devil namedbuena buena 773 00:51:24,747 --> 00:51:27,549 and I feel all right now I have to tell ya 774 00:51:29,852 --> 00:51:31,921 I thinks it's time for me to finally introduce you 775 00:51:31,921 --> 00:51:35,424 to thebuena, buena, buena good, good, good