1 00:00:09,758 --> 00:00:12,511 You woke up this morning 2 00:00:12,511 --> 00:00:15,981 got yourself a gun 3 00:00:16,348 --> 00:00:20,352 your mama always said you'd be the chosen one 4 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:22,854 she said you're one in a million 5 00:00:22,854 --> 00:00:25,857 you've got to burn to shine 6 00:00:25,857 --> 00:00:27,859 but you were born under a bad sign 7 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:31,363 with a blue moon in your eyes 8 00:00:31,863 --> 00:00:33,365 when you woke up this mornin' 9 00:00:33,865 --> 00:00:36,752 all that love had gone 10 00:00:36,752 --> 00:00:41,123 your papa never told you about right and wrong 11 00:00:41,623 --> 00:00:44,760 but you're, but you're looking good, baby 12 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,129 I believe that you're a- feelin' fine 13 00:00:47,129 --> 00:00:49,631 shame about it born under a bad sign 14 00:00:50,132 --> 00:00:53,769 with a blue moon in your eyes so sing it now 15 00:00:59,274 --> 00:01:01,276 Yeah 16 00:01:03,895 --> 00:01:06,531 you say you woke up this morning 17 00:01:06,531 --> 00:01:08,533 the world turned upside down 18 00:01:08,784 --> 00:01:10,902 lord above, things ain't been the same 19 00:01:10,902 --> 00:01:14,790 since the blues walked into town 20 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:19,044 but you're, but you're one in a million'cause you got that shotgun shine 21 00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:22,547 shame about it born under a bad sign 22 00:01:22,547 --> 00:01:26,301 with a blue moon in your eyes, yeah 23 00:01:26,301 --> 00:01:29,304 woke up this morning 24 00:01:29,304 --> 00:01:31,807 got yourself a gun 25 00:01:31,807 --> 00:01:34,309 got yourself a gun 26 00:01:34,309 --> 00:01:36,311 got yourself a gun 27 00:01:44,469 --> 00:01:46,688 talk it through. Talk it through the opening. 28 00:01:47,189 --> 00:01:49,691 Little left. Little left on your end. 29 00:01:49,691 --> 00:01:51,693 All right! 30 00:01:55,197 --> 00:01:57,199 Open the door! Any hinky shit, 31 00:01:57,699 --> 00:02:01,086 and you'll be refrying beans with pablo escobar again. 32 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,460 This is all a message to your friends. Stay away from port newark. 33 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:12,597 Don't even drive out to jersey. Not even on sundays. 34 00:02:12,597 --> 00:02:16,968 I'll tell them. They've been told. Twice. 35 00:02:16,968 --> 00:02:18,970 Now I'll tell them. 36 00:02:20,972 --> 00:02:23,859 Here. 37 00:02:23,859 --> 00:02:27,362 Holy shit. Ha, ha. Bingo! 38 00:02:27,362 --> 00:02:29,364 We can't fit all this shit in the carton. 39 00:02:29,865 --> 00:02:32,367 Fuckin' crackheads and their small bills. 40 00:02:35,987 --> 00:02:38,490 This is just a little token of my appreciation... 41 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:40,492 for recommending dr. Melfi. 42 00:02:40,492 --> 00:02:43,995 She's a good shrink. I'm not always a model patient— 43 00:02:44,496 --> 00:02:47,999 what, what? You didn't have to. These are monte cristos. 44 00:02:47,999 --> 00:02:51,002 These are cuban. Yeah, they're the best, right? 45 00:02:51,002 --> 00:02:54,506 - They're illegal, aren't they? - They're cigars. 46 00:02:55,006 --> 00:02:57,509 Oh, they're dreamy, ton'. 47 00:02:57,509 --> 00:02:59,511 You're a good neighbor, bruce. 48 00:02:59,511 --> 00:03:03,515 Hey, look, I'm a doctor. I make referrals all the time, tony. You don't have to— 49 00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:07,018 - no biggie. - I bet these motherfuckers were hard to come by. 50 00:03:07,018 --> 00:03:09,521 Yeah, they fell off a truck. 51 00:03:09,521 --> 00:03:12,524 Excuse me. 52 00:03:12,524 --> 00:03:15,660 - Hello? - It's done. 53 00:03:15,911 --> 00:03:17,412 And it's the biggest fucking refrigerator you've ever seen. 54 00:03:17,412 --> 00:03:19,915 How about the other thing? 55 00:03:19,915 --> 00:03:22,417 Juan valdez has been separated from his donkey. 56 00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:29,040 You know, ton', I've been meaning to say, 57 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,542 I've been watching you out back with your putter. 58 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:35,797 You ever play at the club? No, I play minnisink, the public course. 59 00:03:35,797 --> 00:03:39,801 You know, you ought to come to the club and play sometime. 60 00:03:39,801 --> 00:03:42,304 Nah, you know, it's— come on. 61 00:03:42,304 --> 00:03:44,806 It's a wicked back nine. And besides, some of the members, 62 00:03:44,806 --> 00:03:46,808 I think you'd like them very much. 63 00:03:46,808 --> 00:03:49,311 Yeah, maybe, you know. 64 00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:51,313 We'll see. 65 00:03:51,696 --> 00:03:53,198 Here we go. 66 00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:56,701 Fresh champagne, gentlemen. Oh, that's beautiful. 67 00:03:56,701 --> 00:04:00,205 I love a mixed salad. I can stare at it for hours. 68 00:04:00,205 --> 00:04:02,707 A score like this happens once in a lifetime. 69 00:04:02,707 --> 00:04:05,210 Gotta make this work for us out in the open, legit. 70 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:08,213 Find a nice I. P. O. Keep it spinning. Live off the juice. 71 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:11,082 - I. P. — who? - Go on in. 72 00:04:11,082 --> 00:04:13,835 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. P. O. — initial public offering. 73 00:04:14,336 --> 00:04:17,339 Stock. We gotta find some insider market trading shit. 74 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:19,341 Understand? Where's my baby? 75 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:23,345 Paulie, baby, get that big dick in the jacuzzi now. 76 00:04:23,345 --> 00:04:26,348 Whoa- ho! Whoo! 77 00:04:26,598 --> 00:04:28,984 Taking off. 78 00:04:29,484 --> 00:04:32,988 We're gonna celebrate, just me and adriana. Mother of mercy. 79 00:04:32,988 --> 00:04:35,991 Could this be the end of rico? Maybe. 80 00:04:35,991 --> 00:04:38,610 Just maybe. 81 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:41,613 Have fun. Say hello to the broad. Say hello to your girl for me. 82 00:04:42,113 --> 00:04:45,116 Thank you so much for taking me to the theater. 83 00:04:46,751 --> 00:04:48,753 Rent. 84 00:04:48,753 --> 00:04:50,755 Fuckin' broadway musicals. 85 00:04:50,755 --> 00:04:52,757 I mean, we're all supposed to get all fuckin' weepy- eyed... 86 00:04:52,757 --> 00:04:55,260 'cause they turned off the heat in some guy's loft? 87 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,762 I'm hummin' the scenery, chrissy. 88 00:04:57,762 --> 00:05:00,765 Fifth- row, center, and dinner at la cirque? 89 00:05:00,765 --> 00:05:02,767 Yeow! 90 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:04,769 I'm embarrassed to be hungry again. 91 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:06,771 Thank you. 92 00:05:06,771 --> 00:05:10,275 Let's just say, after how many years with tony soprano's crew, 93 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:12,777 some shit has finally worked out. 94 00:05:12,777 --> 00:05:16,281 Just when I was starting to wonder if, you know— 95 00:05:17,782 --> 00:05:21,036 whose fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here? 96 00:05:21,036 --> 00:05:23,038 Shut the fuck up! 97 00:05:23,038 --> 00:05:26,908 Wouldn't it be cool to own a restaurant like la cirque? 98 00:05:27,409 --> 00:05:29,911 Come on with the careers. 99 00:05:29,911 --> 00:05:34,416 - That black guy over there— he look familiar? - You have my money. 100 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:37,419 Why don't you just forget about workin' and be with me? 101 00:05:37,419 --> 00:05:41,423 Oh, yeah. And be one of those wives like carmela soprano? 102 00:05:41,923 --> 00:05:44,426 Breast- feed a bunch of rugrats and then spend the rest of your life... 103 00:05:44,426 --> 00:05:46,928 at the gym, just you and your stretch marks. 104 00:05:46,928 --> 00:05:48,930 You're right. 105 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:51,933 Cousin's always had a brain, but what does she use it for? 106 00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:54,936 A husband who can't even tell you where the money comes from. 107 00:05:55,437 --> 00:05:58,440 Yo, hair net central, what am I back here, mark fuhrman? 108 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:01,192 You a dick! - Would you chill? 109 00:06:01,192 --> 00:06:03,194 It's fuckin' discrimination already. 110 00:06:03,194 --> 00:06:05,697 Hey. 111 00:06:05,697 --> 00:06:07,699 'Bout time. 112 00:06:20,845 --> 00:06:22,847 Bold men make bold statements. 113 00:06:22,847 --> 00:06:26,851 Why'd they send you over? I'm lookin' for a burger, not converted rice. 114 00:06:26,851 --> 00:06:30,472 - Your woman looks embarrassed. - 115 00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:38,480 come on, eh? Give me a couple of burger baskets. 116 00:06:40,982 --> 00:06:44,986 He's only bold because he's semi- hooked up with the tony soprano crew. 117 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:52,494 What's with the attitude, christopher? 118 00:06:52,494 --> 00:06:54,496 If it's not the blacks, it's somebody else. 119 00:06:54,496 --> 00:06:57,499 Whoa! Nice. 120 00:06:57,882 --> 00:06:59,884 Must belong to the homie with the blue hat. 121 00:07:00,001 --> 00:07:03,004 Yo! Donnie brasco! 122 00:07:03,004 --> 00:07:05,006 Yeah? 123 00:07:05,006 --> 00:07:08,510 My name is orange j. I'm down with massive genius. 124 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:11,513 That's who it was. That gangsta rapper. 125 00:07:11,513 --> 00:07:13,515 I told you to shut up. 126 00:07:13,515 --> 00:07:15,517 We're having a party at g's crib. 127 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:18,520 Englewood cliffs. You interested? 128 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:21,523 And I get served with black- eyed peas tomorrow? 129 00:07:22,023 --> 00:07:25,527 I know what time it is. Massive's heard of the fuckin' crew you with. 130 00:07:25,527 --> 00:07:28,029 There's business to be done. 131 00:08:06,201 --> 00:08:10,071 This is a beautiful, beautiful home. 132 00:08:10,071 --> 00:08:13,575 Smaller than my hamptons crib, but that's bigger than steven's. 133 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:16,211 That's italian contractors, obviously. 134 00:08:16,211 --> 00:08:19,214 Look at all these gold records! 135 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:22,967 Whoa! What do we have here? 136 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:30,842 You like that shit? 137 00:08:33,344 --> 00:08:35,346 A christmas present to myself. 138 00:08:36,848 --> 00:08:39,350 Isn't that a sight to behold? 139 00:08:41,352 --> 00:08:44,856 I do so love a good firearm in my hand. 140 00:08:54,999 --> 00:08:57,001 You people are all right. 141 00:08:57,502 --> 00:09:00,505 Godfather? I seen that movie 200 times. 142 00:09:01,005 --> 00:09:04,008 Godfather iiwas definitely the shit. 143 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:07,128 The third one— a lot of people didn't like it, 144 00:09:07,128 --> 00:09:10,632 but I think it was just misunderstood. 145 00:09:13,635 --> 00:09:16,137 So what kind of business you want to discuss? 146 00:09:26,397 --> 00:09:28,399 Mr. Herman rabkin. Hesh. 147 00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:31,402 I don't know him personally, but I know his history. 148 00:09:31,402 --> 00:09:34,906 In the late'50s and'60s, he owned f- note records. 149 00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:37,909 I don't know what it was called, but, yeah, hesh was in the music business. 150 00:09:38,409 --> 00:09:40,411 Little situation here. 151 00:09:40,411 --> 00:09:42,914 A distant- but- deceased quasi- cousin on my mother's side— 152 00:09:42,914 --> 00:09:44,916 little jimmy willis; '50s legend— 153 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:47,418 two seminal hit records was his legacy— 154 00:09:47,418 --> 00:09:50,922 drug tragedy. "Such a fool"-- 155 00:09:51,172 --> 00:09:54,175 oh, I love that. They play it all the time on oldies radio. 156 00:09:54,676 --> 00:09:57,679 Old herman? He's just another in a long line... 157 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,682 of white motherfuckers stealing royalties from the black man... 158 00:10:00,682 --> 00:10:02,684 that made them the money in the first place. 159 00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:06,437 Jimmy's mother out in san bernardino who I call my aunt... 160 00:10:06,437 --> 00:10:09,324 is owed that money. 161 00:10:09,824 --> 00:10:11,826 Hesh is the world's sweetest guy, 162 00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:14,829 but I've heard his opinions on givin' back pieces of israel. 163 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:17,699 I can only imagine what he's gonna say about this shit. 164 00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:19,701 Feel free to enjoy the food... 165 00:10:19,701 --> 00:10:22,203 and any other enjoyments. 166 00:10:25,707 --> 00:10:27,709 Champagne, sir, ma'am? 167 00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:31,045 Yeah. 168 00:10:34,048 --> 00:10:37,552 That guy's a gangster? I'm a gangster. 169 00:10:37,552 --> 00:10:41,556 I'm an o. G. Original gangster, not him, fuckin' lawn jockey. 170 00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:44,559 And he's got the fly hamptons house, 171 00:10:44,943 --> 00:10:47,946 alec baldwin comes over, whitney houston— 172 00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:51,950 what do I got? I sit in the fucking pork store, for christ sake. 173 00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:55,570 But the moolies, they got it goin' on, and they're on tv. 174 00:10:55,820 --> 00:11:00,575 - They don't take no shit. - Soprano crew, it's always "secret this, omertathat." 175 00:11:00,575 --> 00:11:02,577 Fuckin' gets on my nerves. 176 00:11:02,577 --> 00:11:05,463 Junior, with his moldy old sweaters, and he's a fuckin' boss. 177 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,967 And you were just feeling so good about yourself. 178 00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:12,470 Our thing once ruled the music business. Did you know that? 179 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:16,474 No. We bankrolled acts. Blacks, everybody. 180 00:11:16,474 --> 00:11:19,978 Paid the deejays or busted heads to get em' played on the air. 181 00:11:19,978 --> 00:11:22,480 There was some great italian singers. Fuckin' a. 182 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,983 Frankie valli. Dion. The rascals. 183 00:11:25,483 --> 00:11:26,985 That whole philly thing. 184 00:11:27,485 --> 00:11:29,988 My dad used to talk about those guys. 185 00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:33,107 Now? Fuckin' drum machines, some ignorant poetry, 186 00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:36,611 and every fuckin' fourth- grade dropout ditsoon is chairman of the board. 187 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:40,999 - Gangsters. 188 00:11:40,999 --> 00:11:45,003 talk aboutpaisanpride. Go joey! Shot to the heart 189 00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:48,006 and you're to blame you give love 190 00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:51,259 a bad name bad name 191 00:12:07,642 --> 00:12:09,644 oh, you're home. Hey. 192 00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:12,780 Barb wagner called. Remember her from the fund- raiser? 193 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:16,901 - The mayonaisses up the street? - They invited us to a barbecue over at their house. 194 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:22,657 All right. Didn't think so. 195 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,663 Are you still with the brochures? 196 00:12:29,163 --> 00:12:31,666 Can you believe how much it costs for a college education for four years? 197 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:34,052 We got enough. 198 00:12:34,302 --> 00:12:36,804 I know we got enough, but how much is enough? 199 00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:40,308 I mean, god forbid, what if something should happen? 200 00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:42,310 You dig up my blue suit. You call up old man coletti. 201 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,312 You tell him not to put too much makeup on my face. 202 00:12:44,312 --> 00:12:47,315 Don't joke around about this, tony. 203 00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:50,818 You'll be taken care of. You're always telling me the same thing. 204 00:12:50,818 --> 00:12:52,820 I'll be taken care of. By who? 205 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:55,823 What is with the look? 206 00:12:55,823 --> 00:12:57,825 Did you just make a score? 207 00:12:57,825 --> 00:13:01,329 No. I wish. 208 00:13:01,329 --> 00:13:05,333 You know, tony, it's a multiple- choice thing with you. 209 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,835 I can't tell if you're old- fashioned, 210 00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:09,837 you're paranoid... 211 00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:11,839 or just a fuckin' asshole. 212 00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:17,095 So what do I tell the wagners about this barbecue? 213 00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:20,098 You want to go? Sure. 214 00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:25,353 Cusamano asked me to play a little golf with him at his club. 215 00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:27,355 Sorry. All right. Fine. 216 00:13:34,362 --> 00:13:38,366 Prick. The maitre d' is really on the rag tonight. 217 00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,869 I'll talk to him. 218 00:13:41,869 --> 00:13:44,372 Remember richie santini? Yeah, you used to fuck him. 219 00:13:44,372 --> 00:13:46,374 That really sums it up. 220 00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:49,377 I knew him since we were three. He lived next door. 221 00:13:49,377 --> 00:13:52,380 Yeah, we had our little phase. 222 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:55,383 What about him? You've heard his band. 223 00:13:55,383 --> 00:13:58,886 Defiler? I'm not into that headbangin' shit. 224 00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:01,389 You were talkin' about the good old days. 225 00:14:01,389 --> 00:14:03,891 Italians running the music business. 226 00:14:03,891 --> 00:14:06,394 And here's richie, this musician who you know. 227 00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:08,896 They're not a hair band anymore, and they're really good. 228 00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:13,401 You said yourself how much money there was in this thing. 229 00:14:13,401 --> 00:14:16,904 You mean like, uh, richie santini? 230 00:14:18,906 --> 00:14:21,409 You think massive genius would be interested? 231 00:14:21,409 --> 00:14:24,412 It's a whole different thing: Black. 232 00:14:24,912 --> 00:14:27,415 But he's got a company. Massive g productions. 233 00:14:27,415 --> 00:14:30,418 Shit, they make movies, even. 234 00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:34,422 Massive does owe me a favor. 235 00:14:34,422 --> 00:14:37,425 I'm arranging a sit- down for him with hesh. 236 00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:40,428 I was thinking about— okay. 237 00:14:40,428 --> 00:14:42,430 I know this sounds kind of funny. 238 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,932 Music management. 239 00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:46,934 Huh. And working here, 240 00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:48,936 I have met people, important people. 241 00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:52,440 Learned people skills. Had to deal with big egos. 242 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,442 Solved problems. 243 00:14:54,442 --> 00:14:56,944 And with my love of all kinds of music— 244 00:14:59,947 --> 00:15:02,450 maybe alec baldwin would come to our house. 245 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,825 You know who we are you know what we do 246 00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:14,328 we're comin' to defile defile you 247 00:15:14,328 --> 00:15:17,331 stay out of our way and don't be so gay 248 00:15:17,832 --> 00:15:21,335 we're comin' to defile defile you 249 00:15:24,338 --> 00:15:28,342 my- y- y lord 250 00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:33,598 - it's just an old demo. - No. You know what? 251 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:37,602 Fuck it. Let's set you up. 252 00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:40,605 What? I got money. 253 00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:44,609 You're right. With how much you listen to the radio, you'd be good. 254 00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:49,614 I can't believe it! But I get to pick what you wear. 255 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:52,617 Dress you up. I like that. 256 00:16:08,132 --> 00:16:10,635 This place has the flava. That gelding, 257 00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:13,137 name is sidney. 258 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:16,140 So how come you never wrote a song about him? 259 00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:21,646 When you and little jimmy were writing partners on all his hits, 260 00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:25,650 did you write the music and him the lyrics, or the other way around? 261 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,653 We, uh, we had our own process. 262 00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:32,907 So that "ooh, wacka- do, wacka- dooley- do, I'm so blue," 263 00:16:32,907 --> 00:16:35,910 that spring from your experience, or the little brother's? 264 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,913 One could write a song about a horse. 265 00:16:38,913 --> 00:16:41,415 But in order for it to be a hit with your target audience, 266 00:16:41,415 --> 00:16:45,419 he'd have to have a mounted cop on him and ripped up the ass with a mac ten, no? 267 00:16:46,921 --> 00:16:49,423 So you bought horses with your royalties. 268 00:16:49,423 --> 00:16:51,926 And little jimmy's royalties, whatever became of those? 269 00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:54,428 He bought horse. 270 00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:57,064 Music business back then, we were breaking all the rules. 271 00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:59,066 Makin'em, breakin'em as we went along. 272 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:02,069 You mean rapin' and pillagin'. 273 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,821 Things haven't changed much, huh? 274 00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:06,324 Were we hard- nosed? Yeah. 275 00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:08,826 But we gave a lot of kids their start. A lot of negro youth. 276 00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:12,947 Took'em out of the ghetto, kids with talent, put'em on the stage. 277 00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:15,950 Herman, ordinarily, I'd be more than happy... 278 00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:18,452 to stroll down memory lane with you. 279 00:17:18,452 --> 00:17:21,339 But it's reparations that I seek. 280 00:17:21,339 --> 00:17:23,341 Why don't we call this what it is: A shakedown. 281 00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:26,344 Your own father was a silent partner in f- note records. 282 00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:30,348 Made sure that the records got airplay, isn't that right? 283 00:17:30,848 --> 00:17:33,851 Yeah, that money built my house on the jersey shore. 284 00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:35,853 What do you want to do, hesh? I'm guided by you. 285 00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:38,356 - He's got to do the right thing, that's what. - Ohh! 286 00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:40,358 Hey. You're way our of line, kid. 287 00:17:40,858 --> 00:17:42,860 Let's get some cold fucking fizzy water on your head. 288 00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:51,118 Thank you, jen. Let's get right to the point, huh? 289 00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:53,237 What's in this for you? 290 00:17:53,237 --> 00:17:55,740 If you read chuck d's book, 291 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,242 you know he advises that reparations be made... 292 00:17:58,242 --> 00:18:01,245 by the jewish studio moguls in hollywood... 293 00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:04,248 on account of the way black folks have been portrayed in film. 294 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:07,251 Now, that's only germane to this argument inasmuch... 295 00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:11,255 as I feel that the grievances in the music business are far worse. 296 00:18:11,255 --> 00:18:14,258 You're talking to the wrong white man, my friend. 297 00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:16,761 My people were the white man's nigger when yours were still... 298 00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,763 painting their faces and chasing zebras. 299 00:18:19,146 --> 00:18:23,517 And as far as louie b. Mayer is concerned, what are you, fucking nuts? 300 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,155 My lawyers have done a little research. 301 00:18:28,155 --> 00:18:30,908 I think that the final figure is somewhere around... 302 00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:34,161 four hundred thousand dollars. 303 00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:40,418 Now, a cashier's check made to mrs. Idella willis... 304 00:18:40,418 --> 00:18:42,420 will set the record straight. 305 00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:45,039 Or what? 306 00:18:49,293 --> 00:18:51,295 What was it that she called him? 307 00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,798 Oh, yeah. 308 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:57,301 "That nice man," I think she said. 309 00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:09,814 So how's your neighbor, the one with no neck? 310 00:19:10,064 --> 00:19:13,567 The sopranos? Well, there's a new car in the driveway every other week, 311 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,569 but besides that— 312 00:19:15,569 --> 00:19:19,073 he gave me a gift of some excellent cuban cigars. 313 00:19:19,073 --> 00:19:21,325 - And you accepted them? - Mmm- hmm. 314 00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:23,577 See? Eroding the neighborhood values. 315 00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:25,713 He was thanking me for referring him to a physician, 316 00:19:25,713 --> 00:19:27,715 which he's very happy with. 317 00:19:27,715 --> 00:19:30,217 Really? 318 00:19:30,217 --> 00:19:32,837 What does that do to property values, 319 00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,839 having a gangster living next door? 320 00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:37,975 Are you kidding? Safest block in the neighborhood. 321 00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:40,978 - And bein' a gangster— what does that mean, anyway? - Yeah, that's true. 322 00:19:40,978 --> 00:19:43,981 Some of the shit I see in the boardroom, I don't know if I'd make a distinction. 323 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:47,101 Oh, will you please? It's not the same thing. 324 00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:49,854 Bugging? Bribes? I don't know. 325 00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:53,858 Sometimes I think the only thing separating the american business from the mobs... 326 00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:55,359 is fuckin' whackin' somebody. 327 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:59,363 Listen to you. Whackin'. What? 328 00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:01,866 He hangs around with tony soprano for 15 minutes... 329 00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:04,368 and it's "fuckin'" this and "fuckin'" that. 330 00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:08,005 We were over there for that fund- raiser. 331 00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:10,508 I didn't see any guns anywhere. 332 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,011 Oh, but that bar with the goombah murano glass? 333 00:20:16,764 --> 00:20:18,766 I like murano glass. 334 00:20:22,636 --> 00:20:25,139 Those monte cristos? 335 00:20:25,139 --> 00:20:27,641 What do you say? After dinner? 336 00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:35,149 Just jaded tired and bored 337 00:20:39,153 --> 00:20:42,907 right or wrong I ain't strong 338 00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:47,912 like I used to be 339 00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:50,047 I want to 340 00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:54,552 erase myself 341 00:21:05,813 --> 00:21:07,815 I know it ain't your type of music, but— 342 00:21:08,315 --> 00:21:11,318 I like any kind of music that turns shit green. 343 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,823 Richie's been through a lot. It's deep in his writing. 344 00:21:15,823 --> 00:21:17,825 As a metal band, they were fuckin' great. 345 00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:20,828 But this, as far as I am concerned, blows away matchbox 20. 346 00:21:20,828 --> 00:21:24,331 - What do they all themselves? - Used to be defiler. 347 00:21:24,832 --> 00:21:27,835 Then some personnel changes— bass and drums. 348 00:21:27,835 --> 00:21:30,337 But richie and vito are still the core of the band. 349 00:21:30,838 --> 00:21:32,840 Now they're called visiting day. 350 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,342 Mom and dad 351 00:21:35,342 --> 00:21:40,347 had left me down 352 00:21:40,347 --> 00:21:42,349 and now I want to 353 00:21:42,349 --> 00:21:46,353 erase myself 354 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,722 this is some loud shit. 355 00:21:48,722 --> 00:21:54,728 Oh, we are alone 356 00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:58,732 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 357 00:21:58,732 --> 00:22:00,734 whoo! 358 00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:06,490 - Take me away - that's richie. 359 00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:11,495 And that's vito. I don't want 360 00:22:11,495 --> 00:22:14,999 to stay 361 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:20,754 - fuck you! - Sit the fuck down, you mullethead. 362 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:29,013 This isn't the right place for them. 363 00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:34,518 You suck! 364 00:22:34,518 --> 00:22:37,021 You know, without the right help from you, 365 00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:39,657 visiting day could end up in the miscellaneous "v" section. 366 00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:48,032 Don't be sad it's not bad 367 00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:53,037 - nobody cares - you interested? 368 00:22:53,037 --> 00:22:58,542 I want to erase myself yes! 369 00:23:01,428 --> 00:23:04,431 That scene where pesci sticks the guy's head in a vise, 370 00:23:04,431 --> 00:23:07,935 and then he fuckin' pops his eye out— I mean, I thought I was gonna die. 371 00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:14,942 I'll be right back, okay? 372 00:23:16,443 --> 00:23:19,446 Excuse me. It's this way, right? 373 00:23:19,446 --> 00:23:21,448 Yes. Thank you. 374 00:24:01,488 --> 00:24:04,491 I don't know. What? 375 00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:08,495 Richie. Guy's 30, still lives with his parents. 376 00:24:08,495 --> 00:24:10,497 It's because of the accident. 377 00:24:10,497 --> 00:24:13,500 Richie had third- degree burns from trying to grill that trout... 378 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,003 with a downed power line. 379 00:24:16,003 --> 00:24:20,007 At the same time, being electrocuted turned his life around. 380 00:24:21,508 --> 00:24:24,011 Well, you did some ace fucking selling. 381 00:24:24,011 --> 00:24:26,013 You think? 382 00:24:26,013 --> 00:24:28,015 Yeah. Thing is, though, 383 00:24:28,015 --> 00:24:32,019 music is not something you can hold in your hands, you know, 384 00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:36,023 like football betting cards or coke. 385 00:24:37,024 --> 00:24:39,026 It's art. 386 00:24:39,026 --> 00:24:43,030 Berry gordy, whatever, he had to see it in the supremes. 387 00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:45,032 It's an instinct. 388 00:24:45,032 --> 00:24:47,034 I see it in richie. 389 00:24:47,034 --> 00:24:49,536 Yeah. Probably is. 390 00:24:51,038 --> 00:24:53,040 I'm really fuckin' doin' it! 391 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,542 And it's all thanks to you. 392 00:24:57,044 --> 00:24:59,546 I got to make a demo cd, like massive advised, 393 00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:01,498 and then— yeah! 394 00:25:01,598 --> 00:25:03,717 My wife thinks I need to meet new people. 395 00:25:03,967 --> 00:25:06,587 So? Come on. You're italian. You understand. 396 00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:10,474 Guys like me, we're brought up to think themeddigan are fuckin' bores. 397 00:25:10,974 --> 00:25:13,977 The truth is, the average white man is no more boring... 398 00:25:13,977 --> 00:25:18,982 than the millionth conversation over who should have won, marciano or ali. 399 00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:21,485 So am I to understand that you don't consider yourself white? 400 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:23,487 I don't mean white, like caucasian. 401 00:25:23,487 --> 00:25:27,991 I mean a white man, like our friend, cusamano. 402 00:25:27,991 --> 00:25:30,494 Now, he's italian, but he's ameddigan. 403 00:25:30,994 --> 00:25:32,996 He's what my old man woulda called the wonder bread wop. 404 00:25:33,497 --> 00:25:35,499 Eats his sunday gravy out of a jar. 405 00:25:35,499 --> 00:25:38,502 You seem to want to branch out. 406 00:25:38,502 --> 00:25:41,872 What's stopping you? The guys. 407 00:25:43,373 --> 00:25:47,010 What they'd think if I started hanging out with themeddigan. 408 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:01,024 I was in your neighborhood last night, at the cusamano's. 409 00:26:04,528 --> 00:26:07,531 - Oh, yeah? - Dinner party. 410 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:12,035 Shoulda stopped by. 411 00:26:12,035 --> 00:26:14,538 Live right next door. 412 00:26:21,662 --> 00:26:25,666 You didn't hear any strange noises last night in your neighborhood? 413 00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:29,169 Noises? 414 00:26:29,169 --> 00:26:31,672 Like someone screaming in pain? 415 00:26:33,173 --> 00:26:35,676 Uh, no. 416 00:26:36,176 --> 00:26:38,679 Probably a television set. 417 00:26:43,183 --> 00:26:46,186 You saw my house? Mm- hmm. 418 00:26:56,196 --> 00:26:58,699 Oh! This looks good. 419 00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:03,587 Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm. That sausage, huh, where'd you get it? 420 00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:07,591 - Little place in garfield? - Honey, where'd we get the sausage? 421 00:27:07,591 --> 00:27:09,593 That little place in garfield. You know, 422 00:27:09,593 --> 00:27:11,595 the only thing better than a little sausage is a pair of tits. 423 00:27:12,095 --> 00:27:15,098 I don't know about that, but it's a hell of a piece of meat. 424 00:27:15,098 --> 00:27:18,101 Sausage is kind of a phallic thing. 425 00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:20,103 Whereas tits— 426 00:27:23,473 --> 00:27:26,977 so, jack, you're a stockbroker, right? Mmm. 427 00:27:26,977 --> 00:27:29,479 Any changes in the market comin'? 428 00:27:29,613 --> 00:27:32,232 They're always changing. That's what keeps us coming back. 429 00:27:34,735 --> 00:27:37,738 Oh, by the way, rand, you hear from ross on dexplex? 430 00:27:37,738 --> 00:27:40,741 No, not yet, but the buyout is definitely goin' down. 431 00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:42,993 Just give me a little warning. I need to call the islands. 432 00:27:42,993 --> 00:27:45,746 Dexplex? 433 00:27:51,134 --> 00:27:53,754 Oh, it's a little company. It's going public, maybe. 434 00:27:53,754 --> 00:27:56,390 Hey, hey. Come on. Come on, will ya? 435 00:27:56,390 --> 00:27:58,392 The sun is shining. It's a beautiful day. 436 00:27:58,392 --> 00:28:00,894 Let's not talk business for once, huh? 437 00:28:00,894 --> 00:28:03,397 American biotics. 438 00:28:03,513 --> 00:28:05,515 Barb, our stock guru. 439 00:28:05,515 --> 00:28:08,268 She thinks american biotics may be a good investment. 440 00:28:08,268 --> 00:28:12,272 It's supposed to be close to a side- effect- free anti- impotence drug. 441 00:28:12,272 --> 00:28:15,275 You guys play the stock market? We don't just play. 442 00:28:16,276 --> 00:28:18,779 We win. 443 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:29,172 Friends say I'm crazy 444 00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:32,175 she's gonna make me cry 445 00:28:32,175 --> 00:28:34,678 but none of them know the way we 446 00:28:34,678 --> 00:28:37,681 steal a little kiss and my, oh, my 447 00:28:38,181 --> 00:28:40,183 fools follow angels 448 00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:43,553 wanna believe she's mine all mine alone 449 00:28:43,553 --> 00:28:47,057 why am I such a fool 450 00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:01,822 friends say I'm crazy 451 00:29:02,322 --> 00:29:05,325 she's gonna make me cry 452 00:29:05,325 --> 00:29:07,828 but none of them know the way we 453 00:29:08,078 --> 00:29:11,465 steal a little kiss and, oh, my 454 00:29:11,465 --> 00:29:13,467 fools follow angels 455 00:29:13,467 --> 00:29:16,470 wanna believe she's mine all mine alone 456 00:29:16,837 --> 00:29:20,340 why am I such a fool 457 00:29:20,841 --> 00:29:24,344 erase myself 458 00:29:26,847 --> 00:29:30,350 are we alone 459 00:29:32,853 --> 00:29:34,855 yeah, yeah 460 00:29:34,855 --> 00:29:36,857 yeah, yeah 461 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:45,615 take me away 462 00:29:48,502 --> 00:29:52,255 I don't want to stay 463 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,261 there must be 464 00:29:58,762 --> 00:30:03,266 another way 465 00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:19,399 that's take 62. 466 00:30:19,649 --> 00:30:22,536 We oughta just bag it. 467 00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:32,045 Okay. We're baggin' it. 468 00:30:32,045 --> 00:30:35,048 We shoulda bagged this two days ago when it was fucking perfect. 469 00:30:35,048 --> 00:30:38,051 I wish I had thought of that. 470 00:30:40,921 --> 00:30:43,924 It's good. You know, not bad. 471 00:30:43,924 --> 00:30:45,926 I think it's as good as we're gonna get right now. 472 00:30:45,926 --> 00:30:48,929 Oh, it wasn't too bad. It was kind of good. 473 00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:51,431 Hey. 474 00:30:51,431 --> 00:30:54,434 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you saying? Is something wrong? 475 00:30:54,434 --> 00:30:56,436 No, I'm sure we're all trying our best here. 476 00:30:56,436 --> 00:30:58,939 I just think we hit a brick wall. 477 00:30:58,939 --> 00:31:01,942 Maybe some rest. 478 00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:03,944 Hey, hey, fuck that! 479 00:31:03,944 --> 00:31:06,446 I paid for three days' studio time already. 480 00:31:06,446 --> 00:31:09,950 It's only gonna cost me more money to pack it up and come in again, isn't it? 481 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:13,703 I don't get it. We got through the instrumental tracks with no problem. 482 00:31:13,703 --> 00:31:16,206 Ah, I'm fuckin' beat. 483 00:31:16,590 --> 00:31:20,210 What do you say we finish this shit? Three days now we been slammin' our hams. 484 00:31:20,210 --> 00:31:23,463 Look, kinkos gave me five days off. It's not the end of the world. 485 00:31:23,463 --> 00:31:26,967 Kinko's? Buddy, this is costing me 300 bucks an hour. 486 00:31:26,967 --> 00:31:28,969 Here. Try this. 487 00:31:31,972 --> 00:31:35,976 Dude, I don't do drugs anymore, okay? 488 00:31:36,476 --> 00:31:38,979 Well, hats off. But for all the dynamic excitement in these songs, 489 00:31:39,479 --> 00:31:41,982 maybe we should get another downed power line in here, let you suck on it. 490 00:31:42,482 --> 00:31:44,367 - Christopher! - What you just heard... 491 00:31:44,868 --> 00:31:46,369 was our balls- out, most introspective song. 492 00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:49,873 - It's not supposed to rock. it'll be our first single. 493 00:31:49,873 --> 00:31:52,993 No, dude, second. "Sharon's chair" will be the one that busts out. 494 00:31:53,493 --> 00:31:55,745 I like "melt." 495 00:31:55,745 --> 00:31:57,998 Come on. Go shoot the crank, let's wrap this up, all right? 496 00:31:58,999 --> 00:32:02,002 - What? - You heard me. Spike up. 497 00:32:02,002 --> 00:32:06,640 - No fucking way. - Christopher, I'm producing these sessions. 498 00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:09,509 Go take the fucking drugs. I'm not fucking around anymore. 499 00:32:09,893 --> 00:32:11,394 Look, the problem, christopher, 500 00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:13,897 is that the bass and the drum tracks... 501 00:32:13,897 --> 00:32:16,149 were miked wrong from the fucking beginning. 502 00:32:16,149 --> 00:32:19,653 Whoa, hey, king of rock, you're out of your depth. 503 00:32:19,653 --> 00:32:21,655 Look, let me tell you something, dude. 504 00:32:21,655 --> 00:32:25,158 Thank you, but I've recorded in denmark. 505 00:32:25,158 --> 00:32:28,161 Okay. You want to know what the problem is? 506 00:32:28,161 --> 00:32:31,665 Where are the fucking choruses? 507 00:32:32,165 --> 00:32:35,168 All your songs, you got no choruses. 508 00:32:35,168 --> 00:32:37,170 Your choruses are basically just another verse. 509 00:32:37,671 --> 00:32:39,789 I mean, what happened to "she loves you," huh? 510 00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:43,043 - "She loves you"? - Yeah, the song. Started with the chorus. 511 00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:46,546 There is structure. That's how you build a song. 512 00:32:46,546 --> 00:32:48,548 The beatles, the beatles, the beatles. 513 00:32:48,548 --> 00:32:52,052 Look, that's been 40 fucking years now. It makes me sick. 514 00:32:52,052 --> 00:32:54,938 - What is he, nuts? - Fuck this, man. 515 00:32:54,938 --> 00:32:56,940 Where are you goin'? 516 00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:00,443 I'm goin' to a. A. , you fuckin' jerk- off. 517 00:33:00,443 --> 00:33:03,563 - Get back to work. - Ooh, okay. 518 00:33:03,563 --> 00:33:07,817 - Huh? Huh? Come on. - Ooh, big man, huh? 519 00:33:13,073 --> 00:33:15,075 Fuck! You all right? 520 00:33:18,578 --> 00:33:21,581 What? What? Get back in the booth! 521 00:33:24,467 --> 00:33:26,720 So we take it from the top. 522 00:33:28,221 --> 00:33:30,223 We'll use a ukulele. 523 00:33:30,223 --> 00:33:32,842 I can't believe you. Yeah, yeah. 524 00:33:32,842 --> 00:33:34,844 Five thousand shares. 525 00:33:34,844 --> 00:33:37,847 American biotics. 526 00:33:37,847 --> 00:33:40,350 Can you place the order today? 527 00:33:41,851 --> 00:33:45,355 Okay, great. I'll have the money to you by tomorrow. 528 00:33:45,355 --> 00:33:48,358 Okay. Thank you. 529 00:33:48,358 --> 00:33:51,494 Bye bye. 530 00:33:53,496 --> 00:33:57,500 - Are you spying on people now? - I live here. 531 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,869 Are you playing wall street now. 532 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:03,873 Women are better savers than men, and we are nurturers. 533 00:34:04,374 --> 00:34:07,377 What do you know about the stock market? 534 00:34:07,377 --> 00:34:09,379 I keep my ears open. 535 00:34:09,379 --> 00:34:11,881 Cnbc is a very interesting channel. 536 00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:17,020 Listen, your father, god bless him, he does very well. 537 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,522 But who knows, you know? 538 00:34:19,522 --> 00:34:21,524 What if something unforeseen should happen. 539 00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:24,527 What if he gets hit by a truck. I mean, then what? 540 00:34:25,028 --> 00:34:27,030 I got you kids to think about. I don't know, mom. 541 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:30,033 Well, when you get married, you will know. 542 00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:32,035 A woman's got to keep her sense of individuality. 543 00:34:32,035 --> 00:34:34,037 This here is a life lesson. 544 00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:42,545 Okay. Let's go to georgette klinger's. 545 00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:47,550 Massage, facial, joie de "beau- tay." On me. 546 00:34:48,051 --> 00:34:50,670 Sure. 547 00:34:55,175 --> 00:34:57,811 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 548 00:34:57,811 --> 00:34:59,312 It's a lily. Now, that's a shot. 549 00:34:59,813 --> 00:35:01,815 Ball runs like a frightened fawn. 550 00:35:01,815 --> 00:35:04,818 W. C. Fields. That thing's still runnin'. 551 00:35:04,818 --> 00:35:06,820 I gotta tell ya, this is a nice place. Didn't I tell ya? 552 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,322 We oughta see about making you a member. 553 00:35:09,322 --> 00:35:11,825 Tony, you ever play that place in orlando? 554 00:35:11,825 --> 00:35:13,827 No, I never get down there. 555 00:35:13,827 --> 00:35:16,329 Well, disney world. 556 00:35:16,329 --> 00:35:20,333 You know, ats place. Mount plymouth? 557 00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:23,837 - Al capone built it. - No shit? 558 00:35:23,837 --> 00:35:26,339 Capone was a golf fanatic. That's right. 559 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,342 - So you guys watch a&e. 560 00:35:29,342 --> 00:35:32,095 tony, uh, let me ask you a question. 561 00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:36,099 If I'm stepping on any toes, tell me. How real wasthe godfather? 562 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,722 I mean, in your opinion. 563 00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:45,725 What do you mean, real? Authentic or not. 564 00:35:47,227 --> 00:35:50,730 I don't know. How would I know? 565 00:35:51,731 --> 00:35:54,734 It was the'50s, right. No, it was 1972. 566 00:35:54,734 --> 00:35:57,737 What he means is the story took place in the'50s. 567 00:35:57,737 --> 00:36:00,874 I wanna know if you really had to cut your finger and take an oath. 568 00:36:08,998 --> 00:36:11,501 Like gridlock on times square on this golf course today, isn't it? 569 00:36:11,501 --> 00:36:15,505 This traffic in manhattan's gotten worse since "don't block the box." 570 00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:18,007 You got a lot of friends in new york, tony? Yeah. 571 00:36:18,007 --> 00:36:20,510 You ever go down to little italy? 572 00:36:21,010 --> 00:36:24,514 - You know, san gennaro, the feast, with the kids. - Tell the truth. 573 00:36:24,647 --> 00:36:26,649 What's the first thing you think of when you hear "mulberry street"? 574 00:36:26,649 --> 00:36:28,651 Umberto's. 575 00:36:28,651 --> 00:36:30,904 Hey, did you ever see... 576 00:36:31,404 --> 00:36:33,406 that picture of gallante dead... 577 00:36:33,406 --> 00:36:35,775 with a cigar hangin' out of his mouth? 578 00:36:35,775 --> 00:36:38,411 - No. - It's a fuckin' beautiful hit, huh? 579 00:36:41,664 --> 00:36:43,666 Sorry, tony. 580 00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:46,536 You probably knew the guy, huh? 581 00:36:46,536 --> 00:36:50,540 - How old you think I am? - You don't have to answer this if you don't want to, 582 00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:52,542 but I gotta know. 583 00:36:52,542 --> 00:36:55,545 Did you ever meet john gotti? 584 00:37:00,049 --> 00:37:03,052 Yeah. I knew john. 585 00:37:03,052 --> 00:37:05,939 Whoa! Fuck! 586 00:37:05,939 --> 00:37:07,941 What was he really like? 587 00:37:13,062 --> 00:37:15,565 - Remember bungalow bar? - The ice cream trucks? 588 00:37:15,565 --> 00:37:20,703 Like good humor, except the trucks had bungalow roofs on'em. 589 00:37:20,703 --> 00:37:23,206 Was gotti a silent partner in all that thing? 590 00:37:23,573 --> 00:37:25,575 I don't know nothin' about that. 591 00:37:26,075 --> 00:37:28,578 Just know that when the company folded... 592 00:37:28,578 --> 00:37:31,831 and they were auctioning off the last bungalow bar truck, 593 00:37:31,831 --> 00:37:35,335 the one with the peaked roofs— you're right, cooze— 594 00:37:35,335 --> 00:37:37,587 cooze. 595 00:37:38,588 --> 00:37:41,591 Well, they're auctioning off the last bungalow bar truck... 596 00:37:41,591 --> 00:37:44,093 and I wanted it as a souvenir. 597 00:37:45,094 --> 00:37:47,347 Gotti outbid me. 598 00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:52,852 Gave me a ride home. 599 00:37:56,356 --> 00:37:58,858 You know, he rang that bell... 600 00:37:58,858 --> 00:38:01,361 the whole way home? 601 00:38:11,754 --> 00:38:15,758 Oh! They're wavin' at us. 602 00:38:21,631 --> 00:38:23,383 Meow meow 603 00:38:29,022 --> 00:38:31,524 meow meow 604 00:38:31,524 --> 00:38:34,527 I love this part. Now I've lost 605 00:38:34,527 --> 00:38:38,648 my inner child 606 00:38:40,283 --> 00:38:42,285 I should hope yeah, this is good. 607 00:38:42,285 --> 00:38:46,656 He ain't been defiled 608 00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:50,543 I am just 609 00:38:51,044 --> 00:38:55,298 that's some good guitar. Listen to that shit. A tortured soul 610 00:38:55,298 --> 00:38:57,300 they got it goin' on. Makin' money 611 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:03,172 yeah. Is an empty hole 612 00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:11,314 meow 613 00:39:11,314 --> 00:39:13,316 meow 614 00:39:13,816 --> 00:39:15,818 meow 615 00:39:15,818 --> 00:39:18,321 meow 616 00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,452 so? 617 00:39:32,585 --> 00:39:35,088 I think it's, uh, not good. 618 00:39:36,089 --> 00:39:38,458 Want to be a little more specific? 619 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,460 There's good and there's not good. This is not good. 620 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,962 Okay, maybe it's not your era. No offense. 621 00:39:43,463 --> 00:39:45,965 Music is music. Talent is talent. 622 00:39:45,965 --> 00:39:48,968 I don't care who you are. And I've seen them all. 623 00:39:48,968 --> 00:39:53,106 I saw heavy metal invented by hendrix at the cafe wha. Kid just came out of the army. 624 00:39:53,222 --> 00:39:55,725 I said to him, "kid, I don't know what you call it— 625 00:39:55,725 --> 00:39:58,227 talent, charisma, magic— but you've got it." 626 00:39:58,227 --> 00:40:01,481 These kids, they don't. Sorry. 627 00:40:01,481 --> 00:40:03,983 You're just pissed that I went against you at the sit- down. 628 00:40:04,117 --> 00:40:07,120 Get the fuck out of here and stop wasting my time. 629 00:40:07,236 --> 00:40:10,239 This vito is a great fucking guitar player, hesh. 630 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:12,742 Fine. Great. He's a great guitar player. 631 00:40:12,742 --> 00:40:15,745 However, there's one constant in the music business— a hit is a hit. 632 00:40:15,745 --> 00:40:18,748 - And this, my friend, is not a hit. - Why? 633 00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:23,136 Christ. For reasons we couldn't comprehend or codify, you pathetic schlepper. 634 00:40:23,136 --> 00:40:27,640 Fuckin' massive is a genius, so what the fuck was he talkin' about? 635 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,642 I remember when I was a kid, there was this guy in my neighborhood. 636 00:40:30,143 --> 00:40:31,644 We used to call him jimmy smash. 637 00:40:32,145 --> 00:40:35,148 He wasn't retarded, 638 00:40:35,148 --> 00:40:36,649 but we thought he was because he had one of these, uh, 639 00:40:38,151 --> 00:40:40,653 whatchamacallits. 640 00:40:40,653 --> 00:40:43,156 Hey, how the fuck are ya? 641 00:40:43,156 --> 00:40:45,525 What do you call that? Cleft palate. 642 00:40:45,525 --> 00:40:47,910 Yeah. 643 00:40:48,911 --> 00:40:50,913 Well, we was kids, right? 644 00:40:50,913 --> 00:40:53,916 So what the hell do we know? 645 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:57,920 Every time he opened his mouth, we'd piss ourselves laughin'. 646 00:40:58,037 --> 00:41:00,540 But jimmy didn't mind, because he got to hang out with us. 647 00:41:00,923 --> 00:41:03,926 Popular crew. 648 00:41:03,926 --> 00:41:05,928 Although we only called him when we were bored. 649 00:41:06,045 --> 00:41:08,548 Called him, said, "hey, jimmy. 650 00:41:09,048 --> 00:41:10,550 Sing'mack the knife'." 651 00:41:11,050 --> 00:41:13,052 And because he wanted to hang out with us, he'd belt it right out. 652 00:41:15,555 --> 00:41:18,441 We'd fuckin' roll on the floor laughing. 653 00:41:21,444 --> 00:41:24,447 And then, you know, when the laughs got old, 654 00:41:24,447 --> 00:41:26,449 we stopped callin' him. 655 00:41:28,451 --> 00:41:32,955 Wasn't till years later that I found out the poor prick was goin' home every night... 656 00:41:32,955 --> 00:41:35,708 and cryin' himself to sleep. 657 00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:43,332 When I found out, you know, I— 658 00:41:43,332 --> 00:41:45,334 I felt bad. 659 00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:50,339 But I never really understood... 660 00:41:50,339 --> 00:41:51,841 what he felt. 661 00:41:52,341 --> 00:41:54,343 To be used, you know, 662 00:41:54,343 --> 00:41:57,847 for somebody else's amusement like a fuckin' dancin' bear... 663 00:41:58,848 --> 00:42:01,851 till I played golf with those guys. 664 00:42:04,353 --> 00:42:07,106 Well, you thought cusamano was your friend. 665 00:42:08,608 --> 00:42:10,610 You live, you learn. 666 00:42:15,498 --> 00:42:17,750 Do you mind if I ask you a question? 667 00:42:20,002 --> 00:42:23,372 Whatever happened to jimmy? Jimmy smash? 668 00:42:23,372 --> 00:42:26,375 He's doin' 20 for robbery. 669 00:42:26,876 --> 00:42:28,878 Wasn't too hard for the cops to figure out who it was. 670 00:42:28,878 --> 00:42:30,880 He goes up to the bank teller with a mask, he goes, 671 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,882 "give me your money." 672 00:42:42,442 --> 00:42:44,944 Some fucker's on the phone for you. 673 00:42:49,949 --> 00:42:53,453 Good morning, herman. I'm listening. Good. 674 00:42:53,453 --> 00:42:56,456 I wouldn't want you to miss anything I have to say. I've been thinking about it. 675 00:42:56,956 --> 00:43:00,827 - Go on. - You'll have to find another schmuck to have a moment with. 676 00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:02,328 You do know what this means, herman. 677 00:43:02,328 --> 00:43:05,331 Stupid enough to say it over the phone, let's hear it. 678 00:43:05,832 --> 00:43:07,834 I don't threaten, herman. I act. 679 00:43:07,834 --> 00:43:11,087 Genius, you're getting yourself in way over your head here. 680 00:43:11,087 --> 00:43:13,589 Why don't you think about backin' up a little bit? 681 00:43:13,589 --> 00:43:15,975 You know, let sleepin' dogs lie. 682 00:43:15,975 --> 00:43:17,477 Hey, soprano. 683 00:43:17,977 --> 00:43:20,730 Let me share with you what I suspect about this gangsta rap shit. 684 00:43:20,730 --> 00:43:23,733 I think you probably got a degree in sociology from the city college. 685 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:27,103 I grew up in the projects. Delta 13. 686 00:43:27,103 --> 00:43:30,106 Killed a man. 687 00:43:30,106 --> 00:43:32,108 Later on, I got a degree. 688 00:43:32,108 --> 00:43:35,611 But urban planning. You were close. 689 00:43:35,611 --> 00:43:38,114 Now, when it comes to which is mightier, 690 00:43:38,614 --> 00:43:41,117 the pen or the motherfucking sword, 691 00:43:41,117 --> 00:43:43,119 I let the situation dictate. 692 00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:46,622 - Don't press it. - I'm gonna do my part... 693 00:43:47,123 --> 00:43:49,125 to keep mr. Rabkin's people working. 694 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:53,763 - What's that supposed to mean? - Expect to hear from goldstein, baum and woronov. 695 00:43:53,763 --> 00:43:56,632 They'll be representing miss willis in the lawsuit. 696 00:43:56,632 --> 00:44:00,887 - You gonna sue? - With what I pay in retainers, fuck, yeah. 697 00:44:00,887 --> 00:44:03,389 I hear that. Yeah, well. 698 00:44:03,639 --> 00:44:05,141 Listen, be advised... 699 00:44:05,641 --> 00:44:07,643 that on your artist scratch's last single, 700 00:44:07,643 --> 00:44:09,645 you sampled a backing vocal... 701 00:44:10,146 --> 00:44:13,149 from the chablis' 1968 song,"riff with it," 702 00:44:13,149 --> 00:44:16,652 for which f- note records controls the master recording rights. 703 00:44:16,652 --> 00:44:19,155 No shit? Yeah, shit. 704 00:44:19,288 --> 00:44:21,791 I would of course have to counter sue. 705 00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:24,293 I'll see you in court. 706 00:44:25,294 --> 00:44:27,797 Fuckin' legal fees. 707 00:44:28,798 --> 00:44:30,416 What kind of moolies are these? 708 00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:32,919 They call themselves gangsters. 709 00:44:32,919 --> 00:44:35,304 It's a new fuckin' day. 710 00:44:35,304 --> 00:44:37,807 Fuckin' depressing. 711 00:44:38,174 --> 00:44:40,676 Okay. Now this is a donatella versace. 712 00:44:41,177 --> 00:44:44,680 - Nice. - You like it better than the alaia? 713 00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:54,190 - Keep'em both. - Christopher, $2, 400! 714 00:44:55,691 --> 00:44:59,695 - I don't think you really like it. - I like it. I like it. 715 00:45:07,203 --> 00:45:10,706 Huh? Mtv awards? 716 00:45:15,211 --> 00:45:19,348 - What? - Nothing. 717 00:45:19,348 --> 00:45:21,851 I thought we put that fight behind us. 718 00:45:22,351 --> 00:45:24,353 You want me to take all this back, I will. No problem. 719 00:45:24,854 --> 00:45:27,356 No. Fuck, I want you to have it. 720 00:45:43,372 --> 00:45:46,375 You know how I use the technique of positive visualization? 721 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:48,377 I know you talk about it. 722 00:45:48,377 --> 00:45:50,379 You're fairly negative a lot of the time. 723 00:45:50,379 --> 00:45:53,132 Well, I think you should mentally prepare... 724 00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:57,136 for the fuckin' possibility that visiting day sucks. 725 00:46:00,139 --> 00:46:03,142 - What? - I think the only reason you've gotten this far with massive... 726 00:46:03,142 --> 00:46:05,895 is he wants to be in your pants. 727 00:46:07,396 --> 00:46:09,899 Boy, oh, boy. 728 00:46:09,899 --> 00:46:11,901 I let some experts listen to the demo. 729 00:46:12,401 --> 00:46:13,903 They shit all over it. I'm sorry. 730 00:46:14,403 --> 00:46:16,405 Experts? Who, hesh? 731 00:46:16,405 --> 00:46:19,408 That old fucking synagogue cantor? Silvio. 732 00:46:19,408 --> 00:46:21,410 He owned rock clubs in asbury. 733 00:46:21,410 --> 00:46:24,413 You heard what squid said. He's a professional engineer. 734 00:46:24,413 --> 00:46:26,415 What about my opinion? 735 00:46:26,415 --> 00:46:28,918 That it's good, that it's special? 736 00:46:35,424 --> 00:46:40,046 His eyes are on your ass, adriana, 98% of the time. You know that. 737 00:46:41,547 --> 00:46:43,549 This is just a way for you to keep me down. 738 00:46:43,549 --> 00:46:46,552 - Aw, that ain't fair. - I don't want these clothes. 739 00:46:52,558 --> 00:46:56,062 What's wrong with it, huh? What's wrong with visiting day? 740 00:46:56,062 --> 00:46:59,565 I don't know, but it's a problem that you don't know. 741 00:46:59,565 --> 00:47:01,567 Richie, he'll sing anything. 742 00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:04,570 You just don't want to believe that I could have a relationship with a man... 743 00:47:04,570 --> 00:47:07,573 like massive that wasn't based on fucking. 744 00:47:07,573 --> 00:47:09,575 That was based on intelligence, 745 00:47:09,575 --> 00:47:11,577 respect, talent. 746 00:47:11,577 --> 00:47:13,579 I'll shut up. 747 00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:20,086 You sayin' I don't have talent? 748 00:47:23,589 --> 00:47:26,092 I've branched out, made new friends, new horizons, 749 00:47:26,092 --> 00:47:28,094 and you can't stand that. 750 00:47:30,596 --> 00:47:32,598 Yeah. 751 00:47:32,598 --> 00:47:34,600 Go silent. That's you. 752 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,103 Either screaming your head off or fucking dead. 753 00:47:39,105 --> 00:47:41,607 I don't think I can stay here anymore. 754 00:47:48,748 --> 00:47:51,751 I love you. That is such a lie. 755 00:48:00,126 --> 00:48:02,261 Hey, carmela! 756 00:48:02,261 --> 00:48:04,764 In here. 757 00:48:10,269 --> 00:48:12,271 I need a finger. 758 00:48:13,773 --> 00:48:16,275 What's in the box? Sand. 759 00:48:16,275 --> 00:48:19,779 I'm fuckin' with cusamano. Tony— 760 00:48:19,779 --> 00:48:21,280 beautiful. 761 00:48:21,781 --> 00:48:23,783 You look kinda cute when you're bein' a bad boy. 762 00:48:23,783 --> 00:48:25,785 You're awfully chipper today. 763 00:48:26,285 --> 00:48:27,787 So what are you gonna do with the box? 764 00:48:27,787 --> 00:48:32,291 Give it to him. Tell him to— "hold on to it for awhile." 765 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:35,294 Oh, tony! That is so evil! 766 00:48:35,294 --> 00:48:37,296 Yeah, I know. That's why it's so much fun. 767 00:48:38,297 --> 00:48:40,299 Oh, good. 768 00:48:58,934 --> 00:49:01,437 Cooze. Cooze. 769 00:49:01,937 --> 00:49:03,939 Cooze. Come here. 770 00:49:06,442 --> 00:49:08,444 Hey, ton'. How ya doin'? 771 00:49:08,444 --> 00:49:10,946 Good. How you doin'? Fine, thanks. 772 00:49:10,946 --> 00:49:12,948 Listen, ah, 773 00:49:12,948 --> 00:49:14,950 you know, that, uh, nickname— 774 00:49:15,451 --> 00:49:16,952 what, cooze? Cusamano. 775 00:49:17,453 --> 00:49:20,956 Yeah, it's got that other connotation that— no, not anymore. 776 00:49:20,956 --> 00:49:23,459 Listen, pal, I need a little solid. 777 00:49:23,459 --> 00:49:26,462 I need you to hang on to this for a while for me. 778 00:49:27,963 --> 00:49:29,965 Hang onto it a little while. I'll come get it when I need it. 779 00:49:29,965 --> 00:49:34,970 How long? A month, you know. Maybe more, maybe less. 780 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:37,473 Okay? Thanks. Yeah, sure. 781 00:49:38,974 --> 00:49:42,478 Oh, the club. I meant to ask you about the club. What's going on? 782 00:49:42,478 --> 00:49:44,980 Oh, the club. 783 00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:46,982 I'm sorry, ton'. 784 00:49:47,483 --> 00:49:49,485 Membership's closed. 785 00:49:49,985 --> 00:49:52,488 Closed? Yeah. 786 00:49:52,488 --> 00:49:55,491 No new members until old members die. 787 00:49:55,991 --> 00:49:57,993 Nobody's dyin'? 788 00:49:58,494 --> 00:50:00,496 Nothin' anybody could do anything about. 789 00:50:00,496 --> 00:50:02,998 No biggie, cooze. Thanks. You sure? 790 00:50:02,998 --> 00:50:05,501 I mean, because— naw. 791 00:50:05,501 --> 00:50:08,003 I'll live. 792 00:50:45,174 --> 00:50:49,178 And all temptations I resist 793 00:50:49,178 --> 00:50:52,181 and nothing can compare to this 794 00:50:52,431 --> 00:50:56,936 oh, nobody loves me 795 00:50:56,936 --> 00:51:00,439 nobody loves me but you 796 00:51:00,689 --> 00:51:03,692 and for that I'd love to find 797 00:51:03,692 --> 00:51:08,697 I'd give it all away in gratitude 798 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:13,702 now, uh, that's a hit. 799 00:51:16,205 --> 00:51:20,459 And all temptations I resist 800 00:51:20,459 --> 00:51:22,461 nothing can compare 801 00:51:26,332 --> 00:51:28,334 what is it? Heroin? 802 00:51:28,334 --> 00:51:30,336 Shit, jean, I don't know. 803 00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:32,338 A weapon? I don't know. 804 00:51:33,839 --> 00:51:36,342 Could be anything. 805 00:51:36,342 --> 00:51:38,344 Uh, uh! 806 00:51:38,844 --> 00:51:40,346 Don't touch it. 807 00:51:45,351 --> 00:51:48,854 You know who we are you know what we do 808 00:51:48,854 --> 00:51:52,341 we're comin' to defile defile you 809 00:51:52,941 --> 00:51:56,245 stay out of our way and don't be so gay 810 00:51:56,245 --> 00:51:59,848 we're comin' to defile defile you 811 00:52:02,634 --> 00:52:05,854 my- y- y 812 00:52:05,854 --> 00:52:08,240 lord 813 00:52:09,758 --> 00:52:12,778 my- y- y 814 00:52:12,778 --> 00:52:15,514 ford is a rocket 815 00:52:31,130 --> 00:52:35,134 stop the crush in the midst of a rock show 816 00:52:35,134 --> 00:52:38,337 I'm on the radio, yeah 817 00:52:38,337 --> 00:52:42,074 and know who we are and know what we do 818 00:52:42,074 --> 00:52:46,078 we're comin' to defile defile you