1 00:01:42,277 --> 00:01:44,279 Okay, we know what we're gonna do. 2 00:01:44,279 --> 00:01:47,282 Till the government indicts, anyway. 3 00:01:47,282 --> 00:01:50,786 Jimmy? This answers your concerns? 4 00:01:50,786 --> 00:01:53,789 I think a lot of good ground was covered. 5 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:57,793 Okay, I guess that's it. 6 00:01:57,793 --> 00:02:01,296 All right. 7 00:02:13,558 --> 00:02:16,561 You know, you better get the tickets. I got'em already. Don't worry. 8 00:02:16,561 --> 00:02:19,564 Fuck, the rangers are gonna lose anyway. 9 00:02:21,566 --> 00:02:24,069 You're right, it's him. All of a sudden, he asks for a meeting... 10 00:02:24,069 --> 00:02:26,071 to discuss shit we already covered. 11 00:02:26,071 --> 00:02:29,074 He's wearin' a wire. 12 00:02:29,074 --> 00:02:31,576 You got my okay. 13 00:02:31,576 --> 00:02:34,079 Make sure you send a message to everybody else. 14 00:02:34,079 --> 00:02:37,082 Done. 15 00:02:37,582 --> 00:02:42,087 See you later. 16 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:53,131 Who was it that told me you hated fuckin' russians? 17 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:56,134 Ah, the two needle pricks junior brought around to pound my ass were russian. 18 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:59,137 For a while I was bitter. But tony'sgoumada is russian. 19 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,139 You couldn't ask for a nicer person. 20 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,642 These two tonight are friends of hers. 21 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:08,146 I got enough cologne on? You smell like paco rabanne crawled up your ass and died. 22 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,650 Oh, easy for you to say. I don't get young ones like before. 23 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,152 Well, you're gonna be glad I got you out of bed tonight. 24 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:18,407 Russian boo- boo's, you go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car. 25 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,911 How's the hygiene over there? I don't know. 26 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,415 This is here. You didn't even let me put anything decent on. 27 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,417 Here we are. 28 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,424 Hi, elena, baby. How are you? Hey, okay. 29 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,926 Is tatiana here? I'll go get her. 30 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,932 You are jimmy? Yeah, that's right. I'm jimmy. 31 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:52,441 Oh! My man! 32 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,696 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league. 33 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,836 Have a seat. 34 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,964 Fuckin' punk- ass pieces of shit. 35 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:19,468 - Did you forget I'm a captain? - Why don't you call for help in your radio mike? 36 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,970 - You fuckin' rat. - Mother of god! 37 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,473 - What's the matter? Not wearin' one tonight? - Nah. 38 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:27,476 - He didn't have time to put on anything decent. - God! 39 00:04:39,621 --> 00:04:43,125 Come on. Stop. I want to watch. 40 00:04:47,629 --> 00:04:50,882 - Kiss me. - Ha- ha, georgia o'keefe. 41 00:04:50,882 --> 00:04:55,387 Was that your back gate? 42 00:04:55,387 --> 00:04:58,390 Hmm, it's probably nothing. 43 00:04:58,390 --> 00:05:01,893 Come here. That's what people always say in these creepy movies. 44 00:05:01,893 --> 00:05:07,399 And the last thing I need is your parents come home and your dad sees my dominican ass. 45 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:10,902 Seti- I- imia! Jesus fuck! 46 00:05:13,155 --> 00:05:16,775 I just saw my grandmother go by the window. How'd she get here from her nursing home? 47 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,916 Settimia! 48 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:33,175 Cakey! Tell my sister to open the door. 49 00:05:33,175 --> 00:05:35,677 Grandma, it's me. Anthony, junior. 50 00:05:35,677 --> 00:05:37,679 Well, you've got whooping cough. 51 00:05:37,679 --> 00:05:41,683 - Get yourself under the vaporizer. - Holy shit. 52 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,688 - Hey, what do you want, lady? - Go away. 53 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:50,692 I will never speak... 54 00:05:51,193 --> 00:05:55,197 another word to you again, settimia. 55 00:05:55,697 --> 00:05:57,699 Grandma, aunt settimia's dead. It's me, meadow. 56 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:03,705 Facia bruta! Grandma, it's meadow, remember? Come sit down. 57 00:06:03,705 --> 00:06:07,209 Yes. Meadow. 58 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:11,713 Ohh! I can't stay in this house, honeybunch. 59 00:06:11,713 --> 00:06:13,715 Not while thatfacia bruta is in here. 60 00:06:16,218 --> 00:06:18,220 Come on, grandma. Let's go see who it is. 61 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:26,978 - Evening. How are we tonight? - Make my sister get out of the house. 62 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,483 It's 1:00 a. M. , dear. Why were you walking on mountain avenue at this hour? 63 00:06:31,483 --> 00:06:33,985 Shut up. 64 00:06:33,985 --> 00:06:36,738 We got a complaint from your neighbors of a woman wandering. 65 00:06:36,738 --> 00:06:39,241 - She's my grandmother. - Hi, grandma. 66 00:06:39,241 --> 00:06:41,743 Ahh! How are you? 67 00:06:42,244 --> 00:06:44,746 - Ow, shit! you know this young man? 68 00:06:44,746 --> 00:06:48,250 Of course. He's— 69 00:06:51,253 --> 00:06:53,255 he's my- my grandson. 70 00:06:53,755 --> 00:06:56,708 And is this your house, dear? 71 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:07,469 Where was she trying to get to? Schrafft's. 72 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,474 She's being retested... for alzheimer's. 73 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,977 It's been a long odyssey with your mother, hasn't it? 74 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:19,114 Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by. 75 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:25,120 Listen to me. - It's okay. - 76 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:30,375 - let it out. - They're transferring her to the nursing unit. 77 00:07:31,876 --> 00:07:33,878 Which is... 78 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:35,880 the thing that she dreaded and feared. 79 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,751 Isn't it interesting how this memory loss has cropped up... 80 00:07:40,135 --> 00:07:44,506 right after you failed to be killed in the carjacking? 81 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:48,393 - You think it was a carjacking? - Course not. 82 00:07:49,394 --> 00:07:51,896 But I got an idea who was behind it, 83 00:07:52,397 --> 00:07:54,899 and... 84 00:07:54,899 --> 00:07:56,901 'nuff said. 85 00:07:56,901 --> 00:08:00,155 - You don't want to go there. - Maybe you don't want to go there. 86 00:08:00,405 --> 00:08:02,907 What are you talkin' about? Well, let's track it. 87 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:07,162 Right around the time of the shooting, you were having hallucinations... 88 00:08:07,162 --> 00:08:09,664 of that isabella figure? 89 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:12,667 The "protective, loving" mother? 90 00:08:13,668 --> 00:08:16,921 Your subconscious was shouting something at you. 91 00:08:17,922 --> 00:08:19,924 On the day before the shooting, 92 00:08:20,425 --> 00:08:23,178 you said to me that she kept going on... 93 00:08:23,178 --> 00:08:27,799 yet again about news stories of mothers throwing their babies out of windows. 94 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,302 Why don't we put our fuckin' cards on the table here? 95 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:35,807 Wh- what do you think, my mother tried to have me whacked'cause I put her in a nursing home? 96 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,561 In your worst dreams, a duck flies off with your penis. 97 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,064 - Castration. - Hey, my mother never went after my basket. 98 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:45,950 No, not literally. 99 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:51,456 Look, ordinarily a patient is helped to make his own breakthroughs. 100 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:55,326 But your life is in danger, so okay, I'm willing to put the cards on the table. 101 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,329 I say what your mother has, at the very least, 102 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,966 is what we call borderline personality disorder. 103 00:09:02,217 --> 00:09:04,219 A borderline personality disorder? 104 00:09:04,219 --> 00:09:08,590 Let me read to you from the d. S. M. - Iv, okay? 105 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,092 Definitions of the condition? 106 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:14,596 "A pattern of unstable relationships. 107 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,482 Affective instability." 108 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:22,487 It means intense anxiety, a joylessness. 109 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:26,357 These people's internal phobias are the only things that exist to them. 110 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:29,360 The real world, real people are peripheral. 111 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:33,114 These people have no love or compassion. 112 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,618 Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior, 113 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:42,507 creating bitterness and conflict between others in their circle. 114 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:45,760 You twisted fuckin' bitch. 115 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,263 That's my mother we're talkin' about, not some fuck up in attica... 116 00:09:48,263 --> 00:09:50,765 stabbed you in the shower. Relax. 117 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:53,768 See, we're through, you and I. We're finished. 118 00:09:53,768 --> 00:09:56,771 And you're lucky if I don't break your fuckin' face in 50, 000 pieces. 119 00:09:57,272 --> 00:09:59,774 Okay. 120 00:10:14,289 --> 00:10:17,208 I mean, let's face it, jackie's work is what killed him. 121 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:19,210 All thatagita brought on the disease. 122 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:22,714 But his reign was peaceful. This shooting with tony— 123 00:10:22,714 --> 00:10:25,216 suppose my jackie hadn't died of cancer. 124 00:10:25,216 --> 00:10:27,719 Who knows how his life would have ended? 125 00:10:27,719 --> 00:10:32,724 Look at angie bompensiero. A fuckin' shell since pussy disappeared. 126 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:36,094 Ladies, compliments of the house! 127 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,096 Buccetin'matriciana. 128 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,982 Artie, you want a pair of hippos to walk outta here? 129 00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:43,234 That's imported pancetta in there! 130 00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:46,738 You gonna hate me, artie, if I say I like this place better than the old vesuvio? 131 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,608 A few bugs to be ironed out. 132 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,111 And the one in your salad, that was a freak occurrence. 133 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,613 My produce man, he's the most expensive in the area. 134 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:59,117 The insurance really came through! 135 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,120 - Yes, it did. - Carm, what do I hear about tony's mom? 136 00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:05,757 - Chiara was talkin' to meadow in school. - Yeah, looks like alzheimer's. 137 00:11:05,757 --> 00:11:08,259 Oh, boy. Yeah. 138 00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:11,763 Aw, I've known mrs."s" since— 139 00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:16,634 she's always been a— an individualist, should we say? Huh? 140 00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:20,772 But she's a real pistol. What a character! 141 00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:24,275 - Aw, poor tony. - Yeah, he's beside himself. 142 00:11:24,776 --> 00:11:27,278 He's got a lot on his plate. 143 00:11:27,278 --> 00:11:31,399 The attempted carjacking— 144 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:35,403 - hey, well— - I'll let you eat. 145 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,906 Okay. Enjoy! Thanks, artie. 146 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,913 Oh, my god, look who's here! 147 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,916 What? You hiding back here? 148 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,418 Your best friend's on table 12. 149 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,921 When are you gonna bury the hatchet? 150 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,423 Arthur, I love carmela like a sister. 151 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,426 We just don't want this place to become another mob hangout... 152 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,428 like the old vesuvio. 153 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,430 Get it into your head that a certain amount... 154 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,433 of that kind of patronage creates "buzz." 155 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:09,437 Artie, that kind of buzz we should avoid in droves. 156 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,446 Sh- it! 157 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,583 - Your first time here? - The dellacroces gave me a gift certificate. 158 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,085 It's part of artie's opening promotion. 159 00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:26,838 - You will notbelievethe food. - That's what I hear. 160 00:12:26,838 --> 00:12:29,841 Although they'd have to be doing something pretty special back there... 161 00:12:29,841 --> 00:12:31,843 to trump you two ladies at the spice rack. 162 00:12:32,343 --> 00:12:35,597 I was over at carmela's the other night, ro. 163 00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:39,601 We had somezabaglion'that— well, now, of course, we did make it together. 164 00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:41,603 But everybody was just raving about it. 165 00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:45,473 Please, you made it, basically. 166 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:50,979 I only wish tony had taken me up on my offer to talk to him about the carjacking. 167 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,482 - Well, that makes two of us. - Yeah. 168 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,985 Well, I better get seated and order. 169 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,488 No, wait, wait. Stay here. Take a load off. 170 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,490 Yeah. H- how's the watch, father phil? 171 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,492 Oh, it's fantastic. 172 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:08,746 I realized this morning I can set one of the dials to the millennial countdown. 173 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,749 - Well, I haven't done it yet. - Is that jackie's watch? 174 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:20,642 Thanks again, ro. 175 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,785 Mr. Soprano was kind enough to come with us. 176 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,288 Yeah, when you threatened to wait until my kids got home. 177 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,290 I'm sure agent harris explained... 178 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,792 that there's something we'd like you to hear. 179 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,680 The springsteen boxed set. I already got it. 180 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,182 - You know agent grasso, I believe? - Yeah, how are you doin'? 181 00:14:01,182 --> 00:14:03,685 Have a seat. 182 00:14:08,189 --> 00:14:11,442 As we both know, there's been an attempt on your life. 183 00:14:11,442 --> 00:14:13,444 You have enemies. 184 00:14:13,444 --> 00:14:15,947 I'd say it's a safe assumption that you may have... 185 00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:18,950 finally run out your string here in north jersey. 186 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:22,453 The lovely agent harris and I have had this conversation. I'll pass. 187 00:14:22,453 --> 00:14:24,956 You haven't heard what's on the tape. 188 00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:27,458 Play it, 'cause I don't give a fuck what's on it. 189 00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,961 I understand you and agent grasso... 190 00:14:29,961 --> 00:14:33,464 had an interesting colloquy about our, uh, shared heritage. 191 00:14:33,464 --> 00:14:36,968 - Colla- who? - You and I are notcompare, tony. 192 00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:40,471 You on the one hand, me and agent grasso on the other, 193 00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:44,475 even though our ancestors all hailed from the same sunny peninsula. 194 00:14:44,976 --> 00:14:47,478 What the fuck is your problem? 195 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:51,482 But we do share some cultural ideas. 196 00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:56,988 Religious, culinary, matriarchal— 197 00:14:56,988 --> 00:14:59,490 maybe we can motivate you to testify. 198 00:14:59,991 --> 00:15:01,993 Why don't you get the kumquats out of your mouth and get to the fuckin' point, 199 00:15:01,993 --> 00:15:04,495 because I don't know what you're talkin' about. 200 00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:12,620 Boy, anthony must've really gotten under your collar. 201 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:17,125 Admit it. You're lookin' to crack hiscoglionifor puttin' you in here. 202 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,128 I- I don't know what you're talkin' about. 203 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,848 Yeah. And I'm playin' shortstop for the mets. 204 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:29,220 A psychiatrist. He's been seein' one for a while now. 205 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,724 God only knows what he says. 206 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,727 You wired green grove. You must have taken me for an idiot. 207 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,729 It was my idea. 208 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,731 Everyone else thought it was a waste of money. 209 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,118 My cousin cakey, 210 00:15:44,118 --> 00:15:47,121 after he had his lobotomy, looked exactly like my son. 211 00:15:47,121 --> 00:15:49,574 Livia— empty, a shell. 212 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,043 Better cakey had died than go on living like that. 213 00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:56,047 That's what his own mother always used to say. 214 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,676 What are you talking about, meetings? Well, who, for christ's sake, livia? 215 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,180 All of them. Raymond. 216 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,766 - Larry. - Three of my capos have their mothers in this place? 217 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,770 If this is true, livia, you know what I— 218 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,273 I mean, I'm the boss, for christ's sake. If I don't act— 219 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,276 blood or no— 220 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,778 I have to. 221 00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:51,936 Mrs."s." 222 00:16:51,936 --> 00:16:54,188 How are you? 223 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,559 You remember me? 224 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,564 Arthur bucco? That's right. 225 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:07,201 - Victoria's boy! - That's right. 226 00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:12,206 Yeah, you and my johnny used to play little league together. 227 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:15,826 No, johnny was your husband. 228 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,828 But you're right about the little league. 229 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:22,967 - That was me andtony. - My son. That's right. 230 00:17:23,217 --> 00:17:25,720 Yeah. 231 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:30,341 Aw, gee, what's the matter with me? 232 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:36,347 - How are you? - Well, how are you, arthur? 233 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,100 Never been better. 234 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:46,607 It's a nice room. Lots of sun! 235 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,110 Yeah. Oh, sit down. 236 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,112 How's your mother? 237 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,865 - You call her every day? - Mom passed away. 238 00:17:54,999 --> 00:17:59,120 Really? When? 239 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,624 About six months ago. 240 00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:07,011 Please, give her my regards. 241 00:18:07,011 --> 00:18:10,514 Is she still on that crazy diet? 242 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:19,023 I, uh, I brought you something. 243 00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:21,025 Um, from my restaurant. 244 00:18:21,025 --> 00:18:25,279 - I don't know if you remember vesuvio? - Oh, of course I do. 245 00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:27,782 That was way back when your dad had it. 246 00:18:28,282 --> 00:18:29,784 Good for you! 247 00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:32,787 Yeah, I got a new restaurant. 248 00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:37,291 Here you go. 249 00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,795 Gavadel! 250 00:18:40,795 --> 00:18:44,799 With the nice duck ragout. Homemade. It's northern. 251 00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:48,803 Oh, northern. 252 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,677 Mrs."s," what's the matter? 253 00:18:58,062 --> 00:19:03,184 - Is it something I said? - 254 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:08,189 you're a good boy, arthur, comin' to visit me. 255 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:13,944 We go back a ways. You made a mean p. B. And j. 256 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,198 After what my son did to you— 257 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:20,201 oh, how can I look you in the face? 258 00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:22,086 Tony? 259 00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:24,088 What did he do now? 260 00:19:24,588 --> 00:19:27,458 Y- you don't blame him for setting the fire? 261 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,431 Well, you're a bigger man than some. 262 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,801 Well, we should all be grateful that... 263 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,804 nobody was incinerated to death. 264 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:53,401 Altieri's wake is tonight. I phoned in a bomb scare. 265 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,403 You know, that's over the top. 266 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,413 It was junior and mikey that definitely took out the hit. 267 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,416 - Start things movin'. - Not like we didn't know. 268 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,919 - How did you find out for sure? - No room for interpretation. 269 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,922 Minchia. "T," I'm sorry. 270 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,924 Your own uncle. Now, let's do it right. 271 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,928 Act normal. Plan things out. 272 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,431 - Make no mistakes. - If I'm your uncle, 273 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,933 I gotta finish what I started. 274 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:30,438 He can strike first. Yeah, and he won't use boys 2 menthis time. 275 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,441 - He'll go with what he knows. - Chucky signore. 276 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,443 No, mikey's now too high up. 277 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,446 So, chucky's gotta disappear without settin' off any alarms. 278 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,450 I just passed my coast guard tests. 279 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,955 "T." anything else? 280 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,958 My ear hurts. 281 00:21:01,852 --> 00:21:03,854 Here. One of mine. 282 00:21:03,854 --> 00:21:05,856 It'll help you sleep. 283 00:21:08,859 --> 00:21:12,363 What kinda person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead? 284 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,869 The problem is not with you. 285 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,871 That woman is a peculiar duck. 286 00:21:21,372 --> 00:21:23,374 She always has been. 287 00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:27,878 Yeah, but that's not the point. She's gotten worse with age. 288 00:21:27,878 --> 00:21:29,880 You think my mother didn't warn me about her on my wedding night? 289 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,882 Please, don't start with that again. 290 00:21:31,882 --> 00:21:34,385 Your sisters left new jersey so young you would have thought... 291 00:21:34,385 --> 00:21:36,887 there were contracts out on them! 292 00:21:36,887 --> 00:21:40,391 I know. But you were different. 293 00:21:40,391 --> 00:21:43,394 You tried to make it work. 294 00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:48,399 Two pricks with nine millimeters. 295 00:21:48,399 --> 00:21:51,902 My self- esteem is nonexistent right now. 296 00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:54,405 Well, I could kill her. 297 00:21:54,405 --> 00:21:56,907 With these two hands. 298 00:21:57,408 --> 00:21:58,909 The next time I see her, it's gonna be— 299 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,911 you gotta play "the concerned daughter- in- law." 300 00:22:01,412 --> 00:22:05,416 You gotta stay even- keeled, for the sake of the business. Fuck the business! 301 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:09,420 And let me tell you something, tony, dollars to donuts this alzheimer's thing is an act, 302 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:11,922 so she can't be called on her shit. 303 00:22:16,427 --> 00:22:19,930 Uncle jun and I, we had our problems. With the business. 304 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:22,433 But I never should have asked him about eatin' pussy. 305 00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,935 This whole war could have been averted. 306 00:22:25,436 --> 00:22:28,439 Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this! 307 00:22:28,439 --> 00:22:32,443 You had to see a shrink because of the mother you had. 308 00:22:34,445 --> 00:22:37,948 When I look at the guys now, all I feel is humiliation. 309 00:22:41,452 --> 00:22:43,954 I'll take care of my uncle. 310 00:22:44,455 --> 00:22:46,457 And I'll take care of mikey "p." 311 00:22:46,957 --> 00:22:50,461 And I'll get some satisfaction. 312 00:22:50,461 --> 00:22:52,463 But inside, 313 00:22:53,464 --> 00:22:55,466 I'll know. 314 00:23:12,483 --> 00:23:14,485 Ton'! Jesus christ, relax. 315 00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:16,103 - What the fuck you doin' here? - Takin' thestugatz. 316 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,606 - Puttin' it in the marina next door. - No shit. 317 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,492 Look at this baby I caught right off the point here. 318 00:24:19,049 --> 00:24:22,670 - Just wait a minute. Wait. All right, wait. - Oh, no! No! 319 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:27,308 - Look, look, I need to talk to you! - No! 320 00:24:27,308 --> 00:24:30,311 Come on! 321 00:24:30,311 --> 00:24:33,314 I'm dialing 9- 1- 1. 322 00:24:33,314 --> 00:24:35,816 Because you've given me no choice. 323 00:24:36,317 --> 00:24:37,818 Come on! 324 00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:42,323 If anything happens to me, they're gonna hear everything. 325 00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:44,325 Look, you wanna talk, we'll go down to the coffee shop. 326 00:24:44,325 --> 00:24:48,329 - Plenty of people around. - Emergency services. May I help you? 327 00:24:48,829 --> 00:24:50,831 Hey! I need to talk to you. 328 00:24:50,831 --> 00:24:55,336 Do I have your word that I'm in no physical danger? 329 00:24:55,336 --> 00:24:57,838 Yes. I am humbled that you would take my word. Yes. 330 00:24:57,838 --> 00:25:01,842 - What? - Aw, fuck me. Yes! You've got my word! 331 00:25:01,842 --> 00:25:05,346 Emergency services. State the nature of your emergency. Come on! 332 00:25:05,346 --> 00:25:08,349 Hello? Hello? 333 00:25:21,862 --> 00:25:23,864 Oh, god! 334 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:31,238 I take no pleasure in the fact that I was right about your mother. 335 00:25:33,374 --> 00:25:35,876 You have any dreams since you heard the f. B. I. Tapes? 336 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,995 No. 337 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,002 Some sex dreams. 338 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:51,141 Involving— my neighbor. Jeanne cusamano. 339 00:25:53,143 --> 00:25:55,512 - Go on. - Well, we're doin' it, doggie- sty— 340 00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:01,402 - you know jeanne. - That's okay. Go on. 341 00:26:02,903 --> 00:26:06,407 I'm doin' her doggie- style. 342 00:26:06,407 --> 00:26:10,911 And I finish, you know, and her big ass is— 343 00:26:10,911 --> 00:26:13,280 oh, look, we don't got time for this shit. 344 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,282 It's interesting that you would say a big ass, 345 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,785 'cause jeanne is quite slender. 346 00:26:17,918 --> 00:26:20,421 We got bigger things to talk about than jeanne cusamano's ass. 347 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:24,541 Like feelings of worthlessness, sparked by your mother's plot to have you killed? 348 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,794 One of the reasons that they tried to have me clipped... 349 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,296 is'cause I'm seeing a shrink. 350 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,932 - You. - Oh. 351 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,801 Uh. 352 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:36,186 You know that patient- doctor conversation is privileged, 353 00:26:36,687 --> 00:26:39,189 and I couldn't testify against anybody. 354 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:43,060 Well, maybe they know that, and maybe they don't. 355 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,946 Either way, they're using it as a fuckin' excuse. 356 00:26:45,946 --> 00:26:49,450 You never mentioned any of your associates by name! 357 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:52,953 All except for that, uh, one fellow, uh, booty? 358 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:57,207 - Pussy. Pussy! - Pussy, booty— I don't know his last name! 359 00:26:58,709 --> 00:27:00,210 And look, anything concerning your uncle junior— 360 00:27:00,711 --> 00:27:05,215 all right, shut the fuck up a minute. You're in danger. 361 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:08,335 Get outta here! That's not fair! 362 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,971 Fair? What are you talking about, fair? They don't give a shit about fair. 363 00:27:13,974 --> 00:27:16,477 Okay, what am I supposed to do? 364 00:27:16,477 --> 00:27:19,980 Leave town. Today. Right now. 365 00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:23,484 I'm gonna get some guys here to stay with you until you get on a plane. 366 00:27:23,484 --> 00:27:25,986 I can't just do that! Lam it! 367 00:27:25,986 --> 00:27:29,490 - I have a life! I have patients! - Tell'em august came early. 368 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,608 It doesn't work that way. 369 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,610 I have patients who are suicidal. 370 00:27:33,744 --> 00:27:35,746 They're not gonna feel any better about their life if you get clipped. 371 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:40,617 - Jesus fucking christ! - Look, I know. 372 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,619 I'm sorry, okay? 373 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,122 I'm gonna work on this problem with the people that pose a threat to you, 374 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:48,125 and I'll take care of it, and you'll be able to come back. 375 00:27:48,509 --> 00:27:54,014 My god. People are gonna get murdered, aren't they? 376 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,634 Don't worry about distractions. You keep your eye on the ball. 377 00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:00,771 - I know what you're thinkin'. - You have no idea what I'm thinking. 378 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,891 You're thinkin' you're gonna go to the cops! But you can't give them anything. 379 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,646 Don't be stupid. Even in the short term. 380 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:12,783 Get the fuck out of town. 381 00:28:16,787 --> 00:28:19,289 You been a good doctor to me. Thank you. 382 00:28:31,385 --> 00:28:33,387 Artie, how's your rash? 383 00:28:37,891 --> 00:28:39,893 - What the fuck are you doin'? - How could you? 384 00:28:40,394 --> 00:28:43,764 - How the fuck couldyou— - you took their money? 385 00:28:45,649 --> 00:28:48,652 Good, then do it. Do it, 'cause I don't give a fuck anymore. 386 00:28:49,152 --> 00:28:51,655 That restaurant was like my child. 387 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,524 So they got in your ear. Three generations... 388 00:28:54,908 --> 00:28:58,912 of buccos sweated over that same stove. 389 00:28:58,912 --> 00:29:00,914 Even your mother treasures the memory of vesuvio. 390 00:29:04,918 --> 00:29:06,920 My mother? 391 00:29:07,170 --> 00:29:10,173 Oh, don't say she's lying, ton. Because why would she? 392 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:14,044 What'd she tell you, my mother? Don't make it worse. 393 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,547 Do me the respect of not treating me... 394 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:20,050 like a fuckin' idiot piece of shit. 395 00:29:22,936 --> 00:29:27,441 When you blew up the restaurant, you made me party to a criminal conspiracy. 396 00:29:27,441 --> 00:29:29,443 Did you ever stop to think about that? 397 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:34,197 I don't know what she told you, my mother— of all people— 398 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:38,452 two arson investigators gave that fire a clean bill of health, artie. 399 00:29:38,952 --> 00:29:42,205 - Why the fuck would I blow up your restaurant? - To help me! 400 00:29:42,205 --> 00:29:45,208 You fuckin' bent psycho. 401 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,828 You hear your uncle's gonna hurt my business... 402 00:29:47,961 --> 00:29:51,465 by stagin' a hit in my place, and that's your solution? 403 00:29:51,465 --> 00:29:54,468 To burn it down for the insurance money! 404 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:00,340 What kind of stupid, sick, twisted logic? 405 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:05,979 All right. Ask yourself a question: Am I that fuckin' stupid? 406 00:30:06,229 --> 00:30:09,983 Huh? Am I that fuckin' stupid? 407 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,102 Really? 408 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:19,860 My mother, god bless her, 409 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,863 is goin' senile, artie. 410 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:27,367 - I mean, you saw. - I loved my new place so much. 411 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,621 And this ruins everything. 412 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,626 I swear to god... 413 00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:39,629 I didn't touch your place, artie. 414 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:43,633 My mother was confused. 415 00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:46,269 Look me in the eye. 416 00:30:46,269 --> 00:30:50,891 Tell me you didn't lay a finger on my place. 417 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:56,396 I didn't burn down your restaurant. 418 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:59,399 I swear on my mother. 419 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,795 Take it easy! 420 00:31:11,795 --> 00:31:13,797 What the fuck are you doin'? 421 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:27,561 Come on. Look out! You could— 422 00:31:34,568 --> 00:31:37,070 it's good we can get together, you know, for our regular sunday dinner. 423 00:31:37,070 --> 00:31:40,574 Or somebody's nose could get out of joint. 424 00:31:42,826 --> 00:31:45,579 Joint! 425 00:31:47,581 --> 00:31:49,583 You've got to admit it, ma, 426 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:52,335 it's a nice nursing unit where they let you be signed out for family occasions. 427 00:31:52,335 --> 00:31:54,337 I don't have to admit anything. 428 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:57,090 - I gotta leave in ten minutes. - Meadow! 429 00:31:57,090 --> 00:31:59,092 Well, I don't want dessert, and I have to study with hunter. 430 00:31:59,092 --> 00:32:02,095 - Is this pork cooked? kids are growin' up. 431 00:32:02,345 --> 00:32:04,848 Gonna be out of the house soon. 432 00:32:05,348 --> 00:32:07,217 - Even goo- gootz over there. - If you believe she's going to study, 433 00:32:07,601 --> 00:32:12,355 - I got a bridge to sell you. - I read last week in the paper... 434 00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:14,474 about this family in "saint luis" obispo. 435 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,978 In california. 436 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:20,480 That whole family died of trichinosis. 437 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,366 That's uncooked pork. 438 00:32:23,867 --> 00:32:25,869 That was last year. That same family. 439 00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:29,489 Listen to him. He knows everything. 440 00:32:35,629 --> 00:32:37,881 So, uncle jun, what do you hear from your lawyer on the big thing? 441 00:32:38,381 --> 00:32:41,384 Hey, on and on it goes. Ma, don't you agree... 442 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,753 they should not talk business at the table? 443 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:46,006 What's goin' on in your little corner of the world? 444 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:49,509 - Such as? - I don't know. The state of the union? 445 00:32:51,895 --> 00:32:54,514 So, I hear artie bucco came to see you. 446 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:57,017 Who is artie? 447 00:33:01,655 --> 00:33:04,774 - Friend of mine, from elementary school. - 448 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:07,277 he owns a restaurant. 449 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:11,281 They had a little fire in it. He came to see me? 450 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:14,784 Where? Wh- where— where are we talkin' about? Here? 451 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:30,517 I've lost faith in everything. 452 00:33:30,517 --> 00:33:34,020 You moved away from god quite some time ago, though. 453 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:39,643 Is it fair to say it's not just this recent crisis? Yeah. Back in high school. 454 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,647 Maybe before. 455 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:48,151 I- I bring the kids here on holidays, but my mind wanders. 456 00:33:48,535 --> 00:33:51,538 I just... stare at the stained glass, 457 00:33:51,538 --> 00:33:54,040 people's hats— 458 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,544 I'm full of rage, father. 459 00:33:58,044 --> 00:34:00,547 Murderous... whatever... 460 00:34:00,547 --> 00:34:03,049 urges. 461 00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:08,555 I don't just hate this man. I hate all men. 462 00:34:10,307 --> 00:34:12,676 I hate life. 463 00:34:12,809 --> 00:34:15,312 Have you talked with your wife? 464 00:34:15,312 --> 00:34:17,814 I can't. Why? 465 00:34:18,315 --> 00:34:20,817 Oh, what it would do to her. 466 00:34:20,817 --> 00:34:23,820 She's been through so much. 467 00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:26,072 Charmaine's a strong woman. 468 00:34:26,573 --> 00:34:29,576 Anyway, she's going to find out in the course of the investigation. 469 00:34:31,077 --> 00:34:36,082 I, uh— I didn't go to the insurance company. 470 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:40,587 Why not? Well, legally, what if I'm wrong? 471 00:34:41,087 --> 00:34:43,089 I could get hit with a defamation suit. 472 00:34:43,089 --> 00:34:47,594 Arthur, you know what your heart is telling you. 473 00:34:49,596 --> 00:34:51,598 I think the only reason you haven't told charmaine... 474 00:34:51,598 --> 00:34:55,602 is because you know she'll insist you go to the police immediately. 475 00:34:55,602 --> 00:35:00,724 And this will jeopardize your restaurant. Everything. 476 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,727 You must be strong. 477 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,232 All due respect, father, 478 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,234 you're getting off the subject. 479 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,875 Sorry I'm fuckin' late. 480 00:35:20,377 --> 00:35:22,379 Okay. 481 00:35:22,379 --> 00:35:24,881 I need to tell you something. 482 00:35:25,382 --> 00:35:28,885 And I want you should hear it from me, not from some asshole in the street. 483 00:35:34,391 --> 00:35:36,893 About four or five months ago, 484 00:35:36,893 --> 00:35:38,895 I started seein' a psychiatrist. 485 00:35:40,897 --> 00:35:45,402 You know, I was passin' out, and uh, they couldn't find nothin'. 486 00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:48,905 She's been helpin' me with that. 487 00:35:56,913 --> 00:35:59,916 Okay, come on. Give it to me! Give it to my face. 488 00:36:04,421 --> 00:36:08,925 Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. 489 00:36:10,927 --> 00:36:14,431 And, uh, speakin' for pussy, if he's still alive, 490 00:36:14,931 --> 00:36:16,933 I'm sure he would agree. 491 00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:19,936 Business was not discussed. No names were mentioned. 492 00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:26,443 Junior knows. 493 00:36:26,443 --> 00:36:28,445 He's decided to use it against me. 494 00:36:36,202 --> 00:36:39,205 Ask now. 'Cause we're not discussing this again. 495 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:45,712 It's not the worst thing I ever heard. 496 00:36:45,712 --> 00:36:48,715 I was seein' a therapist myself about a year ago. 497 00:36:53,219 --> 00:36:56,222 I had some issues. Enough said. 498 00:36:56,222 --> 00:36:58,224 I learned some copin' skills. 499 00:36:58,224 --> 00:37:02,228 Look, uh, this thing of ours, 500 00:37:02,729 --> 00:37:05,231 the way it's goin'-- 501 00:37:05,231 --> 00:37:09,235 it'd be better if we could admit to each other, uh, these are... 502 00:37:09,235 --> 00:37:13,239 painful, stressful times. 503 00:37:15,241 --> 00:37:17,243 But it'll never fuckin' happen. 504 00:37:19,746 --> 00:37:22,749 What about you? You got a problem with this? 505 00:37:22,749 --> 00:37:25,752 Uh— 506 00:37:28,755 --> 00:37:31,257 what was it like, marriage counseling? 507 00:37:33,259 --> 00:37:37,263 Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah. 508 00:37:50,527 --> 00:37:53,396 The contra commandant was trying to scare us priests. 509 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:56,399 That's so dangerous down there. 510 00:37:57,784 --> 00:38:00,286 Mm! Aw— 511 00:38:00,286 --> 00:38:05,291 oh, the fresh basil really adds to it. 512 00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:07,293 Mm- hmm. Mm- hmm. Yeah? 513 00:38:08,294 --> 00:38:10,296 Mm. Oh, father, you got a little— 514 00:38:10,296 --> 00:38:12,298 mm, thanks. mess here. 515 00:38:12,298 --> 00:38:14,167 You want a little bit? No, please. 516 00:38:14,551 --> 00:38:18,555 I have so much at home. And so, how are the twins, rosalie? 517 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:35,188 We should start with, "would you like a cocktail, 518 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:39,192 or see the wine list?" Yeah, sure. 519 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,578 I'll do it however you like. On my other job, the waiters usually do... 520 00:38:42,078 --> 00:38:46,583 the cocktail solicitation, but if you want, I'll do it as I seat them. 521 00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:49,085 Good. Great. Thanks! All right. 522 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,957 She catches on fast, that one. 523 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:58,962 Very conscientious. She's workin' two jobs, to become a music manager. 524 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,964 Whatever that is. 525 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:05,969 Everything is goin' so good. 526 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,974 The new exterminators? I got faith. 527 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,977 The owner is portuguese. They're sticklers. 528 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:18,481 I feel so wonderful we're up and running again. 529 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:21,985 Oh, you said you had something to tell me. 530 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:27,490 I like the bar stools. 531 00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:38,635 You're in a good mood today, dad. 532 00:39:48,144 --> 00:39:51,147 And if chucky calls, you get me on the cell phone. 533 00:39:51,147 --> 00:39:54,150 Ho! You hear me? 534 00:39:54,150 --> 00:39:57,153 Yeah, okay. I think that I heard you, already. 535 00:39:57,153 --> 00:39:59,155 Go take a midol. 536 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:26,049 Nipps. Nipps! 537 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,801 Jeez. Bad boy! 538 00:41:19,986 --> 00:41:22,989 - You prick! - 539 00:41:30,246 --> 00:41:32,248 yeow! Motherfucker! 540 00:41:39,255 --> 00:41:42,258 Ow! You son of a bitch! Oh, come on. Please. 541 00:41:42,258 --> 00:41:44,877 Please. Come on. Come on! 542 00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:48,881 Oh, come on! Come on, please! Please! 543 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:51,384 Fuckin' poison ivy all over. 544 00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:55,638 My friend brendan, you shot him in his bathtub naked. 545 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,641 - No chance to run. - No! I swear to god! 546 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:02,028 - It wasn't me, it was junior. He hated that kid. - Yeah, right. It was junior. 547 00:42:02,028 --> 00:42:06,783 - Mister magoo. - Oh, come on! Please! Please, please. 548 00:42:07,283 --> 00:42:09,285 I can feel it itching me already! 549 00:42:37,814 --> 00:42:40,316 Corrado soprano? F. B. I. Fuck. 550 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:50,693 Are you lawrence barese? Aw, what the fuck. Go on. 551 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:54,697 Joseph sasso, you're under arrest. Fuck. 552 00:42:54,831 --> 00:42:57,834 Junior soprano, alleged boss of the new jersey crime family... 553 00:42:57,834 --> 00:43:02,338 that bears his name, was indicted today on federal racketeering charges. 554 00:43:02,588 --> 00:43:05,091 F. B. I. And local police— talk about fuckin' timing. 555 00:43:05,091 --> 00:43:10,096 - He's lucky he's still alive. - ... along with lawrence "larry boy" barese, 556 00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:15,468 ailing alleged underboss Joseph "beppy" sasso, and 13 other reputed mob figures. 557 00:43:15,852 --> 00:43:18,471 Oh, my god. It's uncle junior. 558 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:21,974 Yeah. Look at the old guy. Makin' him do the perp walk. 559 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:25,111 - A legitimate businessman. - Dad, cut the crap. 560 00:43:25,111 --> 00:43:27,113 Go blow- dry your hair. 561 00:43:27,113 --> 00:43:30,366 These indictments are part of an ongoing investigation, 562 00:43:30,366 --> 00:43:32,869 stretching back nearly four years. 563 00:43:32,869 --> 00:43:36,122 They represent the most crippling blow to mob activities... 564 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:41,127 in the new jersey area since the early 1980s. 565 00:43:41,127 --> 00:43:43,996 Uncle junior got busted. 566 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,998 Cool. 567 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,000 Not seized today, although named in the indictments, 568 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:53,756 was alleged soprano enforcer and loan sharking chief, michael "grab bag" palmice. 569 00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:58,761 Authorities believe palmice may have fled the new jersey area, acting on prior knowledge. 570 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:01,013 Oh, lucky him! Earlier today, 571 00:44:01,147 --> 00:44:03,649 palmice's wife denied any knowledge of her husband's whereabouts. 572 00:44:04,650 --> 00:44:07,153 Yeah, he was, uh, he was so happy. 573 00:44:07,153 --> 00:44:10,656 He was going out to try out these new running shoes. 574 00:44:10,656 --> 00:44:14,777 You know, he told me that he loved me, 575 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,779 and that he would be right back! 576 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:20,166 - I can't— 577 00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:22,668 all right, go. Come on. Go eat somewhere else. 578 00:44:22,668 --> 00:44:25,171 Coming up next, rain from canada. 579 00:44:25,171 --> 00:44:28,541 Hello. Yeah, counselor, thanks for gettin' back to me so quick. 580 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:34,046 He says it's a broad indictment that sounds better for the feds than it really is. 581 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:38,050 I wasn't named'cause the focus of the investigation is some telephone calling card scam... 582 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,052 that junior and larry had goin', 583 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:44,557 and this diamante technical stock thing that I wasn't into. 584 00:44:44,690 --> 00:44:46,692 Thank god. 585 00:44:46,692 --> 00:44:49,695 That prick altieri gave them reams of shit. 586 00:44:49,695 --> 00:44:52,198 They got stuff on me, they got stuff on all of us... 587 00:44:52,198 --> 00:44:55,201 from the surveillance at the green grove. 588 00:44:55,201 --> 00:44:59,205 They just don't have a case yet. "An ongoing investigation," the d. A. Said. 589 00:44:59,205 --> 00:45:01,707 They always say that to make it sound good. 590 00:45:03,209 --> 00:45:05,711 But this is no fuckin' joke. 591 00:45:05,711 --> 00:45:07,713 What I gotta worry about now... 592 00:45:07,713 --> 00:45:10,716 is the guys that got pinched today, if they flip. 593 00:45:19,725 --> 00:45:21,727 All right. Good work. 594 00:45:26,232 --> 00:45:28,234 Art! Hello. How are things? 595 00:45:28,234 --> 00:45:30,736 Good, father. Busy! Yeah! 596 00:45:30,736 --> 00:45:34,240 You? Like the man said, "rust never sleeps." 597 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,743 Listen, father— 598 00:45:37,743 --> 00:45:40,746 I want to thank you for taking the time out to talk to me the other day. 599 00:45:40,746 --> 00:45:44,750 Ahh. Did you bring your wife into things? No. 600 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:48,754 No? Sitting there in the house of god, I realized... 601 00:45:48,754 --> 00:45:51,757 you can either be a "yes" person or a "no" person. 602 00:45:51,757 --> 00:45:54,260 A positive ion or a negative ion. 603 00:45:55,761 --> 00:45:58,764 I- I'm not quite sure I get what you're saying. 604 00:45:58,764 --> 00:46:00,766 It's just that... 605 00:46:01,267 --> 00:46:04,770 this woman's always been an odd bird, a sea of negativity. 606 00:46:05,271 --> 00:46:08,274 Even as a kid, we all learned to take her ravings with a grain of salt. 607 00:46:08,274 --> 00:46:10,776 But you also said the son was unstable. 608 00:46:15,781 --> 00:46:18,284 Complicated? Yes, he is. 609 00:46:18,284 --> 00:46:21,287 Little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is. 610 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:26,409 But it would only add to the quotient of sorrow in the world to doubt him. 611 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,912 When the source, unfortunately, is a person... 612 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:33,416 who rarely has a kind word for anyone. 613 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:36,419 Hmm. You seem at peace. 614 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:39,422 I am, father. 615 00:46:39,555 --> 00:46:42,058 Thank you again, father. Sure. 616 00:46:42,058 --> 00:46:44,560 Okay, artie. 617 00:46:47,563 --> 00:46:49,565 Do you prefer "corrado" or "junior"? 618 00:46:50,066 --> 00:46:53,519 I prefer "mr. Soprano." 619 00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:56,489 Your tenure as boss was a short one. 620 00:46:56,489 --> 00:46:59,942 Actually, it was unusual in several ways. 621 00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,411 Let me put this to you as simply as I can. 622 00:47:02,411 --> 00:47:06,415 You can avoid sentencing on these charges if you will testify that, in fact, 623 00:47:06,415 --> 00:47:10,836 you were not the boss of north jersey; that, in fact, 624 00:47:10,836 --> 00:47:14,340 your nephew, anthony soprano, wasandis. 625 00:47:14,340 --> 00:47:17,760 Thathe, de facto, controlled your capos... 626 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,762 with the backing of two of the new york families, 627 00:47:20,262 --> 00:47:22,765 communicating through their emissary, john sacrimoni. 628 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,220 We want johnny sack. 629 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:31,223 But more than him, we want mangano and teresi. 630 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:34,677 I wanna fuck angie dickinson. See who gets lucky first. 631 00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:37,113 We want you to corroborate information that we obtained... 632 00:47:37,613 --> 00:47:39,115 through informants and wire tap... 633 00:47:39,615 --> 00:47:41,617 that you were allowed to profit, more or less, 634 00:47:42,118 --> 00:47:45,121 but you were not making policy, and you were not in the new york loop. 635 00:47:45,621 --> 00:47:48,624 You were positioned to take the hits, and now you've taken them. 636 00:47:48,624 --> 00:47:52,628 Question is, how long are you gonna keep eating shit? 637 00:47:56,082 --> 00:48:00,586 You're 70 years old. How many years you got left? 638 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:12,598 My nephew running things? 639 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:16,602 Not thatstrunz. Not in this life. 640 00:48:23,242 --> 00:48:27,747 Hey! Here, let me schlepp that. 641 00:48:28,998 --> 00:48:31,500 You got any more in the car? Mm- mm. 642 00:48:33,002 --> 00:48:35,004 How did you get in here? Liliana. 643 00:48:35,004 --> 00:48:37,506 She said to tell you that she left early. 644 00:48:37,506 --> 00:48:41,510 So, what they're sayin' on the tv about the storm that's headed this way, huh? 645 00:48:41,510 --> 00:48:43,512 Yeah. You want some coffee? 646 00:48:44,013 --> 00:48:45,514 Only if you're makin' it. 647 00:48:46,015 --> 00:48:47,516 Father, don't start that. 648 00:48:48,017 --> 00:48:52,521 No, really. I mean, it's practically the cocktail hour anyway. 649 00:48:53,022 --> 00:48:56,025 - Would you rather have a glass of wine? - How about a lillet? 650 00:48:56,025 --> 00:48:59,528 You in the mood? 651 00:48:59,528 --> 00:49:03,532 Just came to check on you guys, see how you're holding up with these indictments. 652 00:49:03,532 --> 00:49:06,035 We're hangin' in. Oh. 653 00:49:07,536 --> 00:49:10,539 So, what we were talking about, a few months back— 654 00:49:10,539 --> 00:49:14,043 think any of these recent developments have brought tony any closer... 655 00:49:14,043 --> 00:49:16,545 to reexamining his life? 656 00:49:16,545 --> 00:49:20,549 Making some hard choices? I told her she was not to use my card again. 657 00:49:20,549 --> 00:49:22,551 No, that's mine. 658 00:49:22,551 --> 00:49:25,054 One true thing, just out on dvd. 659 00:49:25,054 --> 00:49:27,556 I was over at video one anyway, I thought maybe... 660 00:49:28,057 --> 00:49:31,177 you might want to take your mind off these stressors. 661 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:37,183 You want to stay for dinner? 662 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:41,687 - Something wrong, carm? - Just tell me so I know how many steaks to defrost. 663 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:46,192 - Tony's not gonna make it. - Well, if— 664 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:49,195 you know, as I was saying, my real concern for tony— 665 00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:52,948 father, he doesn't give a flying fuck. 666 00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:56,452 You know it and I know it— at least for the foreseeable future. 667 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:58,954 Then that's even a bigger reason to— he's a sinner, father. 668 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:01,957 And you come up here and you eat his steaks, 669 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:05,461 and you use his home entertainment center— carmela, 670 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:10,216 the dvd is for you. Really? Even after just last week I told you... 671 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:13,219 I'm not a big renee zellwegger fan. You did? 672 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:17,857 I- I don't remember that. You wanna watch one true thing, fine. 673 00:50:17,857 --> 00:50:20,359 At least admit it. 674 00:50:20,359 --> 00:50:23,863 I d— I thought you liked movies. Mea culpa. 675 00:50:23,863 --> 00:50:28,367 Jesus, you know, I get exactly the same "who, me?" shit with tony. 676 00:50:28,367 --> 00:50:30,870 Two I don't need. 677 00:50:30,870 --> 00:50:34,874 "Has tony thought about changing?" Father, please. 678 00:50:34,874 --> 00:50:37,376 You do think I'm a schnorrer, don't you? 679 00:50:37,376 --> 00:50:39,378 A- a- a parasite. 680 00:50:39,378 --> 00:50:42,381 I asked you that before and you denied it, but clearly that's what you think. 681 00:50:42,631 --> 00:50:45,134 No. You know what I think, father? 682 00:50:45,134 --> 00:50:48,137 I think that you like the— I don't even know what to call it— 683 00:50:48,137 --> 00:50:53,642 the, uh,"whiff" of sexuality that never goes anyplace. 684 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:57,763 I had feelings for you, carmela. I admitted it. 685 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,765 It's my job to deal with them so I can... 686 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,767 carry on my pastoral duties. 687 00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:04,770 How does rosalie aprile fit into your feelings for me? 688 00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:10,276 Oh, so that's it. 689 00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:14,280 I really appreciate everything that you've done for me, father phil, truly. 690 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:19,168 The religious counselling, the book on buddhism, 691 00:51:19,168 --> 00:51:22,171 the wonderful chats— I am very fond of you. 692 00:51:22,671 --> 00:51:25,541 More than fond. 693 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:29,428 But I think you need to look at yourself. 694 00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,799 Call this an intervention. 695 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:37,303 Because I think you have this m. O. Where you manipulate... 696 00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:39,805 spiritually thirsty women, 697 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:43,309 and I think a lot of it is tied up with food, somehow, 698 00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:46,812 as well as the sexual tension game. 699 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:52,318 Whoa. 700 00:52:42,001 --> 00:52:46,005 Oh, mr. Soprano? Your wife found you. Good. 701 00:52:46,005 --> 00:52:48,007 Found me? What are you talking about? 702 00:52:48,007 --> 00:52:52,011 You haven't spoken? We left a message on your home machine. 703 00:52:52,011 --> 00:52:54,513 Your mom's had a stroke. 704 00:52:54,513 --> 00:52:58,017 Stroke? The news on tv yesterday, it really upset her. 705 00:52:58,017 --> 00:53:00,519 Not that it's any of my business. Anyhow, it just happened. 706 00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:04,023 The e. M. T. 's are stabilizing her for the ride to st. Vincent's. 707 00:53:06,025 --> 00:53:08,527 Ma. 708 00:53:08,527 --> 00:53:10,529 I know what you did. Sir, please— 709 00:53:10,529 --> 00:53:14,783 your only son. Your middle child. 710 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:18,037 - She can't answer you. Her speech center's been affected. - Yeah, my ass. 711 00:53:18,037 --> 00:53:22,041 Heard the tapes, ma. The fuckin' f. B. I. Tapes. Don't tell me you don't know— 712 00:53:22,291 --> 00:53:24,793 hey! George clooney, don't get in the fuckin' middle of this. 713 00:53:24,793 --> 00:53:26,795 Mr. Soprano— alonzo, call security. 714 00:53:27,296 --> 00:53:31,800 Uncle jun's in jail now. And I got one last detail I gotta take care of. 715 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:34,920 Mr. Soprano! I didn't tell you, I don't die that fuckin' easy, ma. 716 00:53:35,054 --> 00:53:37,556 I'm gonna live a long, happy life, which is more than I can say for you. 717 00:53:38,057 --> 00:53:39,058 That's enough! Yeah? 718 00:53:39,058 --> 00:53:41,310 Keep her moving. Keep moving. 719 00:53:41,310 --> 00:53:44,813 - I try to do right by you. You try to get me whacked? - She doesn't understand you. 720 00:53:44,813 --> 00:53:46,815 She smiled! Look at the look on her face! 721 00:53:47,316 --> 00:53:49,318 Go look at the look on her face. She's smiling. 722 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,437 Get off me. Off me. 723 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:54,440 Look at her face! She's got a fuckin' smile on her face! 724 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,442 All right, that's enough. 725 00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:31,059 She go vacation! 726 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:58,587 Dad, give it up. We're not gonna make it to aunt patty's. 727 00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:05,594 Dad, hello. We're not gonna make it to aunt patty's. 728 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:08,096 Why did I buy a goddamn off- road vehicle? 729 00:55:08,230 --> 00:55:11,483 To waste petrochemical resources? 730 00:55:11,483 --> 00:55:14,987 She's right. We can't keep drivin' in this. I can hardly see in front of us here. 731 00:55:15,237 --> 00:55:18,740 What street are we on? I think it's walnut parkway. 732 00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:20,859 I got an idea. 733 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:31,370 Come on, come on. Inside. 734 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:33,872 It better be open. Forget the umbrella. Come on. 735 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:44,516 Artie, thank christ. 736 00:55:44,516 --> 00:55:47,019 We went to pick up the kids at school because of the buses and all. 737 00:55:47,019 --> 00:55:49,638 We can't get to the house. There's a huge tree across mountain avenue. 738 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:52,641 Oh, marrone. We been driving around since 7:00. 739 00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:55,644 Nobody's eaten nothing. Ton, I got no power, no lights— 740 00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:58,146 I'm closing as soon as these last few people leave. 741 00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:01,149 Let's go to mickey d. 's, they'll be open. All right, let's go. 742 00:56:04,036 --> 00:56:08,040 Let's go. No! Come on! What do you— come on! 743 00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:10,158 We'll figure out something. Come on. 744 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,413 They gave me steroids, too, but it fucked me up. 745 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:17,916 Yeah, well, keep away from me when I ski, all right? 746 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:21,920 Hey, look at this. Hey, what are you doing, ton? 747 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,923 Hey, squirt. How are you doin', pal? 748 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:27,426 Adriana, you look beautiful. How are you doin'? 749 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:33,932 - How are you? - 750 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:38,937 chiara, her brother and sister, are back in the kitchen if you want to say hello. 751 00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:42,441 More refugees. The gas is still workin'. 752 00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:46,445 I been cookin' by candlelight. I can make anything on the menu except— 753 00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:51,333 - whatever you got is fine. - Jose! Cabernet, por favor. 754 00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:54,202 - Regaleali, right? - Yeah. Beautiful. 755 00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:57,706 No cigars, please. 756 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:08,717 Look at that fuckin' lovesick pygmy over there. 757 00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,221 The skip seein' a psychiatrist— 758 00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:15,724 how's that sit with your ass? 759 00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:17,726 I usually do sit with my ass. 760 00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,728 Why don't you sit with yours? Hey! 761 00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:22,731 Pat cooper over here. 762 00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:24,733 Wait a minute. This bothers you? 763 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:26,735 Yousawa fuckin' psychiatrist. 764 00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:30,238 Not a woman. I can't get past that. 765 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:33,742 It don't compute for me. You're the one with the fuckin' issues. 766 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:36,244 Womanissues. Ah, I don't even wanna fuckin' go there. 767 00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:38,747 Well, let's not. 768 00:57:38,747 --> 00:57:41,750 Irregardless, I said my piece. 769 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,752 What are you gettin' at, paulie? 770 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:47,255 Nothin'. 771 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:50,759 Look, he's gonna be their new boss now. 772 00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:54,763 In name, in everything. Wish himbuona fortuna. 773 00:57:59,151 --> 00:58:01,153 You guys have any peanut butter back here? 774 00:58:01,153 --> 00:58:04,156 You gotta be kidding. 775 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:17,786 Oh, god, artie, you saved our friggin' lives here. 776 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,540 It's beautiful, artie. Thank you. 777 00:58:21,673 --> 00:58:23,175 Enjoy. 778 00:58:25,177 --> 00:58:27,679 - Ah, fuck! - Hey! 779 00:58:27,679 --> 00:58:29,798 You said "frig." 780 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:35,303 All right, wait a minute. 781 00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:37,556 I'd like to propose a toast. 782 00:58:39,441 --> 00:58:41,560 To my family. 783 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:48,066 Someday soon, you're gonna have families of your own. 784 00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:51,069 And if you're lucky, 785 00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:54,072 you'll remember the little moments. 786 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:56,575 Like this. 787 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:03,081 That were good. 788 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,968 Cheers.