1 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,727 Guy Walks In . . . 2 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,322 Okay, listen up. 3 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:58,660 This is the NASD Series 7 stockbroker's exam. 4 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:02,706 It will test your knowledge of stocks, bonds and other securities. 5 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:07,419 if your last name starts with A through L, you should be next door. 6 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,591 The exam is in two parts, each part is three hours long . . . 7 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,551 . . . there will be a one-hour break. 8 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,054 As I call your name, please answer "here. " 9 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,181 - Martin, Samantha. - Here. 10 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,141 - McClure, Peter. - Here. 11 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,937 - Moltisanti, Christopher. - Here! 12 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,093 Tony! 13 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,347 Jesus Christ! 14 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:12,808 Can I talk to you? 15 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,519 - Where the fuck you been? - We're gonna talk here? 16 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:23,360 - Come in the house. - I got your word, I walk in . . . 17 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,862 . . .I'm walking back out. 18 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,322 I don't see you for all this time. 19 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,492 No word. Nothing. 20 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,244 This is how you come back? 21 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:33,954 Do I got your word? 22 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,637 Coffee? 23 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,432 No. 24 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,769 You look good. 25 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,523 - Tan. - Yeah, right. 26 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:02,774 The tan ghost. 27 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,570 You're a good guy, Tony, but you abuse that jokey shit. 28 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,656 - What you gotta say to me? - I'm back, Tony. 29 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:10,741 I'm tan. 30 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,453 I'm in a fucking tan nightmare. 31 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,246 What, you think I'm stupid? 32 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,959 I don't know it when every one of my friends turns against me? Fuck! 33 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:24,922 All right, easy, okay? I don't think you're stupid. 34 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,382 There was a fucking rat. 35 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,176 So you finger me? 36 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,096 You think I didn't know what was going on . . . 37 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:37,017 . . . when you come to my house, telling me you're my friend? 38 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,353 That's when I knew I was in trouble. 39 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:42,940 When out of the blue you start telling me you're my friend! 40 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:46,777 - Oh, is that right? - Anthony Jr., get up! 41 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,112 I think I'm sick! 42 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,870 You owe me the fucking explanation! You know it! 43 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,540 Well, remind me never to get sick again. 44 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:03,710 Never to have a serious illness, because with you, Sylvio and Paulie . . . 45 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:07,256 . . . and all you pricks, weakness spreads as fucking treason! 46 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,843 Fuck you! I don't want to hear about your back anymore! 47 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:15,472 Who's your fucking boss, huh? Who gets the explanation? 48 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,518 Am I supposed to trust you? You off-the-reservation cocksucker! 49 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,481 It was a broad, Tony. It was complicated. 50 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,986 - My back was for shit, you knew that. - I don't want to hear about your back! 51 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,072 That's how we met. This fucking "spondylolisth. " 52 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:36,827 That's why I was popping Percocets like freaking Jujubes. 53 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:41,498 So my doctor, he prescribes this clinic for me in Puerto Rico. 54 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:46,044 I didn't exactly object, given the vibes around here. 55 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,296 Go ahead, check. 56 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,924 - You don't tell your wife? - That twat brought on most of this. 57 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,509 - How? - Listen. 58 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,012 Down there I met this girl. 59 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,346 Twenty-six . . . 60 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:01,351 . . . an acupuncturist. It was the only thing that helped my sciatic nerve. 61 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,353 One thing led to another. 62 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,690 - You can't send one feeler to me? - I'm gonna trust you? 63 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,777 Paulie? Take the word of a degenerate cop over me? 64 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:14,031 Tony, who are you talking to down there? 65 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:16,909 Jesus! 66 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:23,123 So why'd you come back, huh? What changed? 67 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,252 Nothing changed. That's the problem. 68 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:32,966 Still got two kids in college. One just got married, needs my help. 69 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,677 I gotta get my action back. 70 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,095 Oh, just like that? 71 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,558 I came to you, Tony. I'm in your hands. 72 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:45,020 Bring up two cases of bottled water with you, then! 73 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,945 Come here. 74 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,281 Come here, you fat fuck. 75 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:08,168 Hey, my back! I still gotta get these frigging shots. 76 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,756 You fucking beached whale. 77 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,091 Hey! 78 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,134 Want to pat this down too? 79 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,347 Come here. 80 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,724 Come on. 81 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,818 Don't ever pull this shit again. 82 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,871 - So your uncle's under indictment? - 12 RlCO predicates. 83 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,165 Who stepped up to run his crew? 84 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,458 Piss boy. Philly Parisi. 85 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,335 Oh, yeah, Philly. 86 00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,840 Philly! Don't forget the pastries! 87 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,816 That's my favorite bag. Don't lose it. 88 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,137 Yo, Philly! 89 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,315 Were you waiting long? 90 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:57,694 Not bad. We were late landing anyhow. Thanks for doing this, Philly. 91 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,781 Coming off the lam, every nickel counts. 92 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,326 These fucking cabs! 93 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,245 So how's Boston? 94 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,748 It was good to be back for a while, then, you know . . . . 95 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:14,127 Do l? That place is Scranton, with clams. 96 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,382 So, what's been going on? 97 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,801 Same tale of woe . . . . 98 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:26,014 What's this I hear about Tony Soprano's mother, some accident? 99 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,853 - Had her in a nursing home. - Get out of here. 100 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,105 This upset Junior no end. 101 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,232 When Junior come after him . . . 102 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,569 . . . Tony went to the home, tried to suffocate his own mother. 103 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:42,114 You shouldn't spread that rumor. That's some ugly shit. 104 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,448 Only telling you. 105 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,328 - Listen, you'd be fucking amazed. - There's more? 106 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:51,123 No, what? 107 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,254 - He was seeing a psychiatrist. - Tony? 108 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,215 Fucking broad from Montclair. 109 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:01,758 Anyway . . . 110 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,343 . . . this . . . 111 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,179 . . .is who leads us now. 112 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,100 Here you go, kid. 113 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:14,188 There you go, you big mouth fuck! Fuck! 114 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,426 It's done. 115 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,645 Maybe she's seeing someone. 116 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:58,190 You know, the way I see you. 117 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,944 See why she'd never tell me. 118 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,409 I'm afraid we have to stop now. 119 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:19,169 - When will your office be finished? - My new carpet's not in yet. 120 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,673 I'm sorry. I know this is awkward. 121 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,717 My old therapist worked out of his home. 122 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:30,305 That's . . . not convenient for me. 123 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,361 It's all over. Safe to go home now. 124 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,863 How'd you get this number? 125 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,323 Where are you calling from? 126 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,159 Are you watching me? 127 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:01,170 You know, Webistics would be perfect for your portfolio. 128 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,672 I know you're on a fixed income but . . . 129 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,217 . . . with Webistics you could triple your money in a year. 130 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,855 What time is it? 131 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:24,568 So, "E.F. " I'm listening. 132 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,862 It's fucking tedious, this shit. 133 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,531 Well, you are the boss. 134 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:33,118 if it's your executive decision to go down the shore . . . 135 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,912 . . . fuck it. 136 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,039 Yeah. 137 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,215 Yo, Matthew. 138 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,760 I gotta take a meeting. Keep things in control here. 139 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,054 Word up. Later, chief! 140 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:59,561 I shouldn't be telling you this. Webistics is the next Yahoo. 141 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,272 We're only selling it to preferred clients. 142 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:07,486 American Forestry? 1 9 1 /2, up 3/8. Very sound company. 143 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,835 Depends on whether you want to go for growth or value. 144 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:26,004 We've got hundreds of mutual funds to choose from— 145 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,968 You're supposed to push Webistics! 146 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,096 I was just giving them alternatives. Shit! 147 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,306 Webistics is our pick of the week. 148 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:41,061 Why? It's got a 3 million float, the competition's robust and their . . . 149 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,606 . . .technology's two years behind! Your stock's a dog! 150 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,030 We say sell, you sell! Don't think about it! 151 00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,490 Please! Stop! 152 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,742 Hey! Stop that! 153 00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,914 I'm still manager. This is unacceptable. Where's Moltisanti? 154 00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:04,209 I'm gonna make a call. I know who runs this operation. 155 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,337 Get back in your fucking office. 156 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,217 Anybody else got a problem? 157 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,106 - Tony. - Hey, counselor, how are you? 158 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,567 - How are you? - Good. 159 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,362 - You look good. - Thanks, have a seat. 160 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,867 - You want a drink? - No. 161 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:40,913 Before we commence, a thousand thank-yous for Webistics. 162 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,457 I sold off some of my Disney to buy it. 163 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:44,541 My pleasure. 164 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,920 So, where do we stand this month? 165 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,965 Your uncle's petitioning to get out on a medical, pending trial. 166 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,051 Let him. 167 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:59,306 - He thinks they might let him out. - Maybe as a temptation for you to act. 168 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:03,560 Since you're at the helm, it gets back to putting up bigger blinds. 169 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,647 Limiting your exposure to potential RlCO boo-boos. 170 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,858 Only way to run a family these days is bunker-style . . . 171 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,818 . . .you peer out through the slit. 172 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,071 Excuse me. 173 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,575 You're not gonna believe this. Your sister's here. 174 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,786 - Barbara? - No, Janice. 175 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,621 - You're shitting me. - No. 176 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,915 I wonder what the scam is. 177 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:29,837 I'm gonna be 5 grand lighter before she rain-dances back to the commune. 178 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,174 Tell her she can stay. 179 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,009 Are you sure? 180 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,678 Yeah. 181 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:42,474 We'll get Barbara, Tom and the kids and make a reunion out of it. 182 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,603 - But obviously . . . . - Your mother isn't welcome. 183 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,188 Give Janice my love. 184 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:50,774 See you later. 185 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,323 - My sister's here from Seattle. - Nice. 186 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,164 Where is he? 187 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:09,334 Let me pinch those bulldog cheeks. Come over here! 188 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,420 - Puerto Rico? - Yeah. 189 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:15,799 That water down there. You think you'd have shit some weight off. 190 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,344 You say we were gonna crab the river looking for him? 191 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:22,431 - What's the matter with you? - Tony explained it. 192 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,685 - Listen to this. - You heard about Jimmy Altieri? 193 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,520 Flipped, fucking asshole. 194 00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:32,649 - Had two when they buried him. - So, all my money on the street . . . 195 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:36,653 . . . all those payments, I guess just evaporated? 196 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,489 We made your pickups for you. 197 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,493 Thanks, Paulie. I mean that. 198 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,036 No shit. 199 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:49,333 - They all paid up to the letter? - Few things got lost in the confusion. 200 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,043 You can picture. 201 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,837 Did what we could with the information we had. 202 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,673 Boss of the family deserves the credit. 203 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:04,056 - Salute! - Salute! 204 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,434 - Hey, Silv. - What? 205 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:12,022 I've been gone a long time. Let me hear it. 206 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:18,070 "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. " 207 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,240 "All right, Kay. 208 00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:25,786 Just this one time, I'll let you ask me about my affairs. " 209 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:30,958 "Is it true, Michael?" 210 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:34,211 "No. " 211 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,298 "You fucking schifosa. " 212 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:44,221 "Our true enemy has yet . . . 213 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,973 . . .to reveal himself. " 214 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:48,642 He's on a roll! 215 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,354 I gotta get the fuck out of here! 216 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,859 Oh, Tony, I hate to ruin the party. 217 00:21:57,276 --> 00:22:00,153 Got a call from Loiaco down at brokerage. 218 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,532 "Chip and Dale" sent one of the brokers . . . 219 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:07,077 - . . .to the emergency room. - Oh, fuck me! These kids! 220 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,497 My fucking nephew, right? 221 00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:15,544 You call him and tell him I want to see him right away. 222 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,223 It all checks out. 223 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:32,811 Puerto Rico, the clinic. All that shit, from what I can tell. 224 00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:49,077 - How was the guest bed, sleep okay? - Great. 225 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:52,206 Except usually I bring my own pillow. Ergonomic. 226 00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:55,584 Got ripped off at a bus stop in Rapid City. 227 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,920 Linoleum's not good enough no more? 228 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:01,381 Look who decides to join us! My little brother. 229 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,425 - How you doing, Jan? - Good. 230 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:06,303 - "Parvati. " - I'm her brother, I get a pass. 231 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,640 You look good. You look like a teenager. 232 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,894 - My therapist says I'm regressing. - Your therapist? 233 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,313 - Who pays for that? - State of Washington. 234 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,565 - Total disability. - Oh, yeah . . . 235 00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,567 - . . . the Epstein-Barr. - Was. 236 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,695 Carpal tunnel from my last job. Steam milk machine. 237 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:25,572 No worse pain. 238 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,661 I stayed up waiting. When did you get in? 239 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,663 Late, you know, morning. 240 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,458 What's that smell? 241 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,669 Miso soup with seaweed. 242 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,838 She was telling us about Seattle. 243 00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,423 I better not see those grunge pants on you. 244 00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:46,677 - Dad, how do you stay so hip? - I'll be back in a sec. 245 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:49,972 Don't let your father near my soup. He makes fun . . . 246 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:53,058 . . . but he'll eat anything that's not locked away. 247 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,857 Don't see her in years and you start in on her diet? 248 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,734 Believe me, she gives as good as she gets. 249 00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:11,076 Give me a hit off that. 250 00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:15,414 Oh, ho! Who's in charge here? 251 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:23,130 You look sensational, Janice, really. You know, not a line. 252 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:28,135 - Beautiful kids. You must be proud. - Yeah, how about that, huh? 253 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,054 Even with our genes. 254 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:36,727 So, you still with that . . . Adolf? 255 00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,437 Rolf. 256 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,690 No. Rolf went back to Andorra. 257 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:49,239 - You seem good. Mood-wise. - Yeah, things are very good nowadays. 258 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:52,743 How are things really with Ma? 259 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,662 She's dead to me. 260 00:24:57,748 --> 00:24:59,458 I don't want to get in your way. 261 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,752 You stayed and took the brunt. 262 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:04,421 Barb and l, we're never gonna forget. 263 00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:10,552 You forgot it okay for about 20 years. At least Barb pitched in. 264 00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:15,682 I've made my share of mistakes. But Ma can't stay in the hospital forever. 265 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:20,521 I'll tell you about her stroke. It's called a conversion reaction. 266 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:24,441 It's a big opera brought on by repressed rage. It's bullshit. 267 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,318 No infarc-whatever-the-fuck. 268 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,238 But the symptoms were the same as a stroke . . . 269 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:32,115 . . .so she can't take care of herself. 270 00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:34,701 She's on the lam in that hospital. From me. 271 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,871 Who did what to who, it's not my business. 272 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:42,251 Mom is bewildered. I mention you and her eyes fill up with tears. 273 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,586 Oh, boy! 274 00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:48,465 I'm not asking you to step in, Tony. 275 00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:51,468 It's my turn now. That's why I came. 276 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,847 She's a strega. She's the devil. 277 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:59,226 She was. Now she's just a confused, frightened old woman. 278 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:05,148 So, look, all I need is a couple hundred bucks . . . 279 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:08,652 . . .to fix her car so I can get back and forth to the hospital. 280 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:12,781 Then I'll take her to Seattle. I'll stay in her house meanwhile. 281 00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:14,783 Oh, I doubt that. 282 00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,870 - I just put her house on the market. - Oh. 283 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:21,165 Look . . . . 284 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:28,046 I'm glad you're here. Okay? 285 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:31,758 You want to play Florence Nightingale, that's your choice. 286 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:37,764 Only this is the last time we mention her in this house. 287 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,142 Okay. 288 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,283 Hey, T! 289 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:05,000 Seven and Seven, over here. Whoa, what's the matter now? 290 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:09,004 Loiaco called. Your two friends beat the shit out of a broker. 291 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:11,965 - Two others quit. - He was pushing some other stock! 292 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:14,760 It attracts negative attention. 293 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:18,305 Then the fucks rip off a Porsche from our own building. 294 00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,892 - I'll call them. - No, you'll go down there. Now. 295 00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:25,437 What did you get your license for, your résumé? 296 00:27:28,357 --> 00:27:31,568 I told you, spend more time down at the brokerage. 297 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:35,697 You're the SEC compliance officer, for chrissake! 298 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,034 You gotta exercise impulse control. 299 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:43,205 Okay, Ton. I'm sorry. 300 00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:46,542 All right. 301 00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:55,926 - I can't show it in this condition. - What is this? 302 00:27:56,176 --> 00:28:00,222 There's a high school up the street. A sink was left on upstairs. 303 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:04,268 You don't even want to see the toilets. Excuse me. 304 00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:10,607 Wait'll I catch these kids. 305 00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:13,861 Break a few windows, think they're Johnny Badass. 306 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,863 Will you stop, please? 307 00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:18,782 Your sister Barbara and the kids are coming down. 308 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:20,951 You better not be in this mood. 309 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:25,622 - And I need you to pick up sausage. - Yeah, how many pounds, hot or sweet? 310 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:29,543 Don't you act like it's a chore. This party was your idea. 311 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,629 You said you were happy Janice was home. 312 00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:35,591 And my parents are coming and . . . . 313 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:37,843 Oh, really? 314 00:28:38,135 --> 00:28:41,805 Now that the dragon lady's gone, they'll set foot in our house? 315 00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:45,350 She said some horrible things to them over the years. 316 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:51,356 Hey, I'm not defending her. She's dead to me. 317 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:54,568 Mope your way through this, I'll cut your throat. 318 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:58,238 - I've been in a great mood lately. - Right. 319 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:01,909 You need to start therapy again. You're self-medicating. 320 00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:05,579 - We haven't had sex since— - Forget it. No therapy. 321 00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:09,958 You should take a look at what they did to your mother's bedroom. 322 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:19,801 They're rookies. They're not used to this kind of stress . . . . 323 00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:22,763 - He better not say a word. - It won't happen again. 324 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:26,850 - You got my word on that. - I appreciate it, Chris, thank you. 325 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,187 Come on in. 326 00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,149 Hey, Chris, brought you a little capp. 327 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,235 Thanks. 328 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:37,903 Sit down. 329 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:48,705 Refresh my memory on this play we're making on Webistics. 330 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:52,125 We own 400,000 shares at 60 cents. 331 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:54,503 Trade on the bulletin board, OTC. 332 00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:57,506 if we cold-call enough seniors, pump and dump. 333 00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:01,677 Yeah, yeah. You guys ain't spent much time in the NFL, face it. 334 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:03,804 What? Two years with Eddie Stags. 335 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,681 Besides waxing his car. 336 00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:08,725 - When he was in county— - When you're bleeding a guy . . . 337 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:11,311 . . .you don't squeeze him dry right away. 338 00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:15,107 Contrarily, you let him do his bidding. Suavely. 339 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,445 So you can bleed next week and the week after. At a minimum. 340 00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:28,829 We don't need a guy getting pissed and running to the SEC. 341 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:32,082 - Is that what you're saying? - Break it down. 342 00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:36,753 - Sorry, Chris. - When are we dumping the stock? 343 00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:38,922 You'll know when you need to know. 344 00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:40,674 Excellent. 345 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:44,011 This is cold, by the way. 346 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:48,807 Guys. 347 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:54,104 Any more Porsches disappear, make it two towns over. And I want a taste. 348 00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:55,689 You're the man. 349 00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:06,492 She's gonna be so happy to see you. 350 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,786 - Grandma, it's me. - Look who's here. 351 00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:14,875 - Ma, I'm going downstairs. - You spend all day on that elevator. 352 00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:24,676 Grandma, you've got to eat. 353 00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:26,136 Let me die. 354 00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:28,222 Don't say that. 355 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:30,057 I saw a light. 356 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:33,185 And voices calling out to me. 357 00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:36,855 What went on with you and Dad? Mom won't tell me. 358 00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:38,815 What? Why, what'd he say? 359 00:31:39,149 --> 00:31:42,736 - Nothing. He won't mention you. - Eh, that one. 360 00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:44,988 He blames me for everything. 361 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:46,323 I know. Me too. 362 00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:49,993 At night . . . they hit us. 363 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:54,081 - Why can't our family just get along? - Some people don't want to. 364 00:31:54,456 --> 00:31:58,418 But you, you listen to him. You do what he says. 365 00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,212 He's your father. 366 00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:07,010 I won't leave you here like this. They can't stop me from seeing you. 367 00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:10,973 Meadow. Meadow. 368 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:16,395 Take that, in the drawer, in the drawer. Take it. 369 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:26,530 Oh, my God. This was your grandmother's, wasn't it? 370 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:29,449 It's so you won't forget me. 371 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,492 Come on, motherfuck! 372 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:13,160 Motherfuck! 373 00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:18,957 Oh, fuck. 374 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:40,437 I told my family I got broadsided . . . 375 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:43,774 . . . but I passed out behind the wheel. 376 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:52,533 See, my mother and me, we had a falling out. 377 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:58,705 And since then, things have been good. 378 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:02,668 - Clean break. - What kind of falling out? 379 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:05,671 One of those unfortunate situations. 380 00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:09,842 A lot of screaming, profanity. 381 00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:12,928 Anyway, things were good. 382 00:34:13,762 --> 00:34:17,975 And then my sister came back. It's good to see her, I guess. 383 00:34:18,267 --> 00:34:20,644 Cues from childhood kick in. Older sister. 384 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:22,688 That should be obvious enough. 385 00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:25,315 It's starting to bleed into my business. 386 00:34:25,524 --> 00:34:26,817 What sort of business? 387 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:29,862 Commercial and non-putrescible waste. 388 00:34:32,781 --> 00:34:33,824 Mr . . . 389 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:35,868 . . . "Spears. " 390 00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:38,203 I watch the news like everyone else. 391 00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:42,166 I know who you are. And I saw Analyze This. 392 00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:46,753 I don't need the ramifications that could arise from treating someone . . . 393 00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,589 . . .like yourself. 394 00:34:50,591 --> 00:34:51,508 Analyze This? 395 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:54,344 It's a comedy. 396 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:56,847 I'm not taking new patients. 397 00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:17,951 Oh, my baby sister! 398 00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:21,830 Oh, you look great! Who is this little guy? 399 00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:23,874 Traffic was terrible . . . . 400 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,752 Keep it down! You'll scare the neighbors! 401 00:35:27,377 --> 00:35:28,420 Oh, fuck! 402 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,761 Oh, my baby! 403 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:37,721 Cut it out. Knock it off! 404 00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:48,273 - Carm, the fire's almost ready. - Great, Parv, I'll be out in a second. 405 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,612 "Parvati," she's a cheese now? 406 00:35:53,904 --> 00:35:56,406 - It's a Hindu goddess. - Nice for her. 407 00:35:56,698 --> 00:36:00,160 She still answers to "Janice" if it makes you more comfortable. 408 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,750 You! Go to the market, pick up a couple cans of pears. 409 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:11,004 Canned pears, not fresh. That's the secret to my pound cake. 410 00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:14,216 And get some basilico while you're there. 411 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:18,804 - The pears, you want the Dole? - I'm not even gonna answer this time. 412 00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:23,183 There's a new market, Dad, on Pike. Lot of changes since you've been here. 413 00:36:23,684 --> 00:36:27,229 With that Mommy Dearest around? Never again, I swore it. 414 00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:30,941 It's exactly what she wanted. You played right into her hands. 415 00:36:31,149 --> 00:36:33,944 Remember what she said to you at your wedding? 416 00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:38,323 She said it was a mistake. Tony would get bored with you. 417 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,580 Cannonball! 418 00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:46,665 Hey, take it easy. 419 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:52,004 Tom, let me ask you something. You ever go down to Cape . . . . 420 00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:56,884 I love seeing them like that over a fire. 421 00:36:57,509 --> 00:36:59,595 They're better over a spit. 422 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,974 Who does Anthony look like right now? 423 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:06,059 Dad. 424 00:37:08,145 --> 00:37:11,565 We stopped in to see Ma. How do you think she is? 425 00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:14,359 Ma? A little weak, but she's all there. 426 00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:18,197 Some family reunion, our mother is barred from the premises. 427 00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:21,825 You shouldn't get too close. Look what she tried to do to Tony. 428 00:37:22,743 --> 00:37:25,245 I have no fantasies about my mother. 429 00:37:25,704 --> 00:37:29,416 You know he's selling the house? Ma's house. 430 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:37,090 That's what I'm talking about. Don't get involved, let Tony handle it. 431 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:43,764 I called you 'cause I thought you'd want to know if your mother was ill. 432 00:37:44,097 --> 00:37:48,685 180 grand he's asking for that place. Like he needs that. 433 00:37:48,894 --> 00:37:51,730 I'm glad someone's taking charge. 434 00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:53,524 You'll get your cut. 435 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:56,944 Ma's not dead yet and there's no will. 436 00:37:58,403 --> 00:38:02,282 What? I mean, Ma still has rights. 437 00:38:03,158 --> 00:38:06,995 Tony pays for her retirement home, for the upkeep on her car— 438 00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:12,292 Take it easy. According to you, that could've been Robert Mitchum. 439 00:38:12,751 --> 00:38:16,547 Jesus Christ. Fucking Paulie Gualtieri. Isn't he dead yet? 440 00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:24,054 You're not gonna stay for dessert? It's grappa cake my mother made. 441 00:38:24,346 --> 00:38:26,557 My friends are having a gallery opening . . . 442 00:38:26,849 --> 00:38:29,601 . . . and I'm trying to get them to finance my video. 443 00:38:29,852 --> 00:38:31,770 I'll leave some cake out for you. 444 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:37,651 - Hey. - What's up? 445 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:15,355 What the fuck? 446 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:21,278 - I am sure there's an explanation. - Oh, there is. There is. 447 00:39:21,487 --> 00:39:26,074 Take Ma back to Seattle. She came for the house and a $400 car. 448 00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:29,161 That was the con. That's the level she works at. 449 00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:33,457 - Maybe the sign was broken or fell. - I'm still a little fat kid to her. 450 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:36,835 She think she's gonna stop the sale, picking up a sign? 451 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:39,963 She were here, I'd bounce her head against the wall! 452 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,676 Look at yourself, Tony! 453 00:39:44,927 --> 00:39:47,471 What do you care about that house? 454 00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:51,558 It's not gonna stop with the house. The $300 pillow . . . 455 00:39:51,808 --> 00:39:56,313 - . . . then the video equipment. - When are you getting back to therapy? 456 00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:58,815 Hey, don't start with that. Okay? 457 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:02,694 I'm not insane and I'm not overreacting. You don't know . . . 458 00:40:02,903 --> 00:40:05,322 - . . . this little pucchiac— - All right! 459 00:40:05,531 --> 00:40:07,866 This is getting you no place. Go outside . . . 460 00:40:08,116 --> 00:40:13,247 . . . join the party, be with friends, have some pleasure. Go ahead. 461 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:17,918 - Fucking bitch! - Tony! Go ahead. Go have a beer. 462 00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:32,182 - What the fuck you doing? - Second seating coming up. 463 00:40:32,808 --> 00:40:34,351 Fucking moron. 464 00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:38,355 Look at my wife over there. 465 00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:41,900 No, wait, Ton. The neighbor's dog is on your property. 466 00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:49,575 You're a fucking moron. 467 00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:52,578 Anyway, we flew first class. 468 00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:53,662 What service? 469 00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:55,956 You get frequent flyer upgrades? 470 00:40:56,165 --> 00:41:01,712 Only time you took a trip was with the Rockette who put LSD in your drink. 471 00:41:02,004 --> 00:41:04,548 - Where'd you get the tickets? Cuban? - Yeah. 472 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,343 There must be a way to divert frequent flyer miles on a grand scale. 473 00:41:08,552 --> 00:41:11,346 You gotta break into the main computer. 474 00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:13,765 - What is that, "cracking"? - Hacking. 475 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,144 Shelley Hack! Remember her? 476 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:20,898 - Yeah, those were the days. - Good actress. 477 00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:25,569 Let me tell you something, you can't get good sausage and peppers no more. 478 00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:30,073 I used to go down to Mulberry St. When I was a kid. Sausage and peppers. 479 00:41:30,282 --> 00:41:34,077 Now you go down there and there's these guys with towels . . . . 480 00:42:02,773 --> 00:42:05,526 - You didn't like it? - Fuck off. 481 00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,822 So when do we get to roll with Tony? 482 00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:12,199 - What? - Are you tripping? 483 00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:14,368 We gotta work our way up. 484 00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:18,038 Must be deep, hanging out with him. 485 00:42:18,330 --> 00:42:19,957 - Who? - Mr. T. 486 00:42:20,207 --> 00:42:22,626 You cap motherfuckers together? 487 00:42:23,168 --> 00:42:25,462 Nah, too big. He doesn't get dirty. 488 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:31,134 We don't mind, we'll do anything. Wet work, pick up his shirts. 489 00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:35,681 Does Tony ever . . .talk about us? 490 00:42:37,641 --> 00:42:38,475 No. 491 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:44,898 - You gonna drink or just sit there? - Sit. 492 00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:48,902 - What the fuck's the matter with you? - You leave my gas burner on. 493 00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:52,322 - I almost lit a cigarette and died! - I apologized! 494 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:56,201 Why you can't use a lighter to cook your shit is beyond me. 495 00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:59,746 - When things were finally going good— - Shut up! 496 00:43:00,038 --> 00:43:03,417 Why? They'll still kiss ass. They don't care if you're a junkie. 497 00:43:06,295 --> 00:43:07,421 Sit down! 498 00:43:07,713 --> 00:43:10,799 - I hate you, fucking pig. Get off me! - Fucking whore! 499 00:43:11,049 --> 00:43:13,677 - Fuck you. - Go home! Get my dinner ready! 500 00:43:32,779 --> 00:43:36,033 Don't yell. Don't scream. 501 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,995 All cutlery stays right where it is. 502 00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:46,251 How's the bagels here? 503 00:43:49,087 --> 00:43:51,298 You don't answer my calls, I got no choice. 504 00:43:51,548 --> 00:43:55,052 Walking away is a choice. Ruining my practice, it's a choice. 505 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:57,429 You got your office back. No harm done. 506 00:43:57,638 --> 00:44:02,476 One of my patients committed suicide because I wasn't available to her. 507 00:44:02,768 --> 00:44:04,394 Know what that means to me? 508 00:44:05,854 --> 00:44:07,731 She can't eat bagels. 509 00:44:08,106 --> 00:44:12,152 She can't call in sick because she's feeling blue. 510 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:15,447 She's gone. She's in the ground because of you. 511 00:44:21,537 --> 00:44:23,622 I don't deserve your help. 512 00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:26,667 - And I hate your system. - Fuck you! 513 00:44:31,797 --> 00:44:33,590 But I got a family. 514 00:44:34,049 --> 00:44:37,261 Believe it or not, they're better off with me than without. 515 00:44:37,845 --> 00:44:39,847 And I don't know what else to do. 516 00:44:40,889 --> 00:44:43,475 - I drove off the road. - You look fine. 517 00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:45,060 The airbag. 518 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:50,941 - You told me if I was driving and— - That . . . 519 00:44:51,150 --> 00:44:53,152 . . . was a different time for us. 520 00:45:01,994 --> 00:45:03,370 I don't blame you. 521 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,791 - Maybe you can recommend somebody. - I would never . . . 522 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:11,253 . . . ask another colleague to get involved in this. 523 00:45:11,545 --> 00:45:14,673 How many more have to die for your personal growth? 524 00:45:14,965 --> 00:45:16,175 Look at me. 525 00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:20,012 I swear to Jesus Christ, nobody got killed 'cause of you. 526 00:45:25,058 --> 00:45:26,685 Get out of my life! 527 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:09,311 Hey. 528 00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:12,022 What are you doing home? 529 00:46:13,565 --> 00:46:14,733 Nothing. 530 00:46:17,694 --> 00:46:19,947 I thought it was A.J., home from school. 531 00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:21,406 Yeah. 532 00:46:36,505 --> 00:46:39,132 - You all right? - Yeah. 533 00:46:47,558 --> 00:46:50,185 Want a little cold pasta? I could microwave it. 534 00:47:34,563 --> 00:47:35,689 Looks good. 535 00:47:35,898 --> 00:47:38,984 - Want cheese, something to drink? - Nah. 536 00:47:47,284 --> 00:47:48,577 Sit down. 537 00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:23,881 English Subtitles by Gelula/SDl