1 00:01:39,853 --> 00:01:41,271 Toodle-fucking-oo 2 00:01:50,447 --> 00:01:53,200 Hey, no speeding. This is a party zone! 3 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:57,913 Come on! We can do it! 4 00:02:01,249 --> 00:02:03,543 Hey, Janet Jackson. 5 00:02:03,794 --> 00:02:04,961 Hi, Mr. Soprano! 6 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,630 Where's Meadow? 7 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:09,007 I give up. In the house? 8 00:02:17,474 --> 00:02:20,185 - Tony. - Billy, thanks for calling. 9 00:02:20,394 --> 00:02:23,313 As soon as I found out it was your mom's place. 10 00:02:29,111 --> 00:02:32,906 O.D. Friend says Special K and ecstasy. 11 00:02:34,491 --> 00:02:37,285 - You fucking kidding me? - Your kid's all right. 12 00:02:37,536 --> 00:02:39,162 She's a little drunk. 13 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,708 321, repeat, you're breaking up. 14 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:48,964 529, are you in pursuit of vehicle on 75 North? 15 00:03:04,855 --> 00:03:07,607 - In your grandmother's house. - It wasn't my fault. 16 00:03:07,816 --> 00:03:10,068 if I had a quarter every time I heard that . . . 17 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:13,196 . . .I'd have a private jet on 24-hour standby. 18 00:03:14,031 --> 00:03:15,657 Get in the car. 19 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:28,170 - In your grandmother's house. - Now he's repeating himself. 20 00:03:29,671 --> 00:03:32,424 Just lucky I knew that cop. So he cut me a favor. 21 00:03:32,632 --> 00:03:35,052 Let me guess, he owes you money? 22 00:03:45,979 --> 00:03:47,773 - What did she do? - Go upstairs. 23 00:03:47,981 --> 00:03:52,152 - No, I want to see the fight. - Get your little ass up those stairs! 24 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:54,863 Meadow! 25 00:03:55,072 --> 00:03:58,116 - We can talk about it in the morning. - Get down here! 26 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,368 Let her go to bed. 27 00:03:59,576 --> 00:04:03,288 I want her to answer for herself! She's drunk! Was she driving? 28 00:04:03,497 --> 00:04:05,791 I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't! 29 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:07,626 Don't puke on the floor! 30 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:09,294 You still up? Go to bed! 31 00:04:09,503 --> 00:04:13,423 - She's on ecstasy and you yell at me? - Get up there! 32 00:04:18,261 --> 00:04:20,263 What did she say for herself? 33 00:04:20,472 --> 00:04:23,183 The usual shit. "Wasn't my fault. " 34 00:04:23,392 --> 00:04:26,186 There was designer drugs there, Tony. 35 00:04:26,395 --> 00:04:28,021 So, what did you say? 36 00:04:28,855 --> 00:04:32,567 I don't know. I yelled. What the fuck else am I gonna do? 37 00:04:40,325 --> 00:04:43,120 You sure you're gonna be all right, Uncle Rich? 38 00:04:43,328 --> 00:04:44,746 I want to walk. 39 00:04:44,996 --> 00:04:47,624 See if I run into any of the old crowd. 40 00:04:49,334 --> 00:04:50,752 Thanks, doll. 41 00:05:04,349 --> 00:05:06,393 Motherfucker. 42 00:05:13,734 --> 00:05:16,528 There has to be consequences. 43 00:05:16,737 --> 00:05:20,490 What kind of parents would we be if we let her get away with this? 44 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:21,742 Typical? 45 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:24,161 Plenty of parents still crack the whip. 46 00:05:24,369 --> 00:05:26,580 Yeah, that's what they tell you. 47 00:05:26,788 --> 00:05:29,833 I cannot wait until she goes off to college. 48 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:32,711 Oh, right, so you can get Empty Nest Syndrome . . . 49 00:05:32,919 --> 00:05:35,589 . . . and go on Wellbutrin like your sister. 50 00:05:36,923 --> 00:05:41,219 As a parent today, you are over a barrel no matter what you do. 51 00:05:41,636 --> 00:05:43,805 You take the car, you're a chauffeur. 52 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:46,641 Ground her, you stay in and be a prison guard. 53 00:05:46,975 --> 00:05:49,478 Throw her out, social services returns her . . . 54 00:05:49,686 --> 00:05:51,813 . . . and we face a judge. She's not 18 yet. 55 00:05:52,147 --> 00:05:53,815 That's your solution? 56 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:59,154 All I'm saying, with the laws today, you can't restrain your kid physically. 57 00:05:59,363 --> 00:06:01,865 She could sue you for child abuse. 58 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,409 There has to be consequences. 59 00:06:04,618 --> 00:06:05,702 And there will be. 60 00:06:05,911 --> 00:06:07,579 I hear you, okay? 61 00:06:07,788 --> 00:06:11,917 Let's not overplay our hand. If she knows we're powerless, we're fucked. 62 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:15,629 Hey. 63 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:24,388 That guy wants to talk to you. 64 00:06:25,889 --> 00:06:28,600 Jesus. Mother of Christ! Richie. 65 00:06:28,809 --> 00:06:31,687 So when did you get out? How come nobody told me? 66 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:36,608 That's funny. Paulie Walnuts told me he ran into you this morning. 67 00:06:37,526 --> 00:06:39,945 Honest to fucking God, nobody said a word. 68 00:06:40,153 --> 00:06:41,488 Just shut the fuck up. 69 00:06:47,202 --> 00:06:50,664 You know, I did a lot of meditation in the can on this. 70 00:06:50,872 --> 00:06:51,915 On what? 71 00:06:52,124 --> 00:06:55,711 You can't believe how crazy things . . . . 72 00:06:55,961 --> 00:06:58,255 - You ever meditate? - Me? Meditate? 73 00:06:58,463 --> 00:07:01,717 - Are you crazy? - Not as crazy as I used to be. 74 00:07:02,092 --> 00:07:04,636 But still crazy enough to take an eye out. 75 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:06,763 What's going on here, Rich? 76 00:07:06,972 --> 00:07:11,435 Ten years. And not even a pleasant "Go fuck yourself" from you I get. 77 00:07:11,685 --> 00:07:14,646 You know, I always asked how you were doing. 78 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:17,524 Hold on there. You. 79 00:07:17,733 --> 00:07:21,486 How could you let my dear friend sit here with an empty cup? 80 00:07:21,695 --> 00:07:23,405 - I'm sorry. - That's all right. 81 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:25,157 Take it easy, kid. 82 00:07:25,365 --> 00:07:27,993 Bring this gentleman a veal-parm sandwich. 83 00:07:28,201 --> 00:07:30,287 And hurry the fuck up about it. 84 00:07:31,621 --> 00:07:34,249 The other two stores doing as good as this? 85 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:36,335 Come on, you know, it's a grind. 86 00:07:40,172 --> 00:07:42,049 That doesn't answer my question. 87 00:07:44,301 --> 00:07:47,596 Rich, I know you're a made guy, so I lose either way. 88 00:07:47,804 --> 00:07:50,724 But I always respected you and your brother, Jackie. 89 00:07:50,932 --> 00:07:52,684 I'm no victim here. 90 00:07:52,893 --> 00:07:56,188 I'm not some greaseball storeowner. I'm sorry, Richie. 91 00:07:56,396 --> 00:07:58,398 I will not be shaken down. 92 00:07:58,607 --> 00:08:02,194 This sucking up to Tony Soprano has done wonders for you. 93 00:08:03,278 --> 00:08:06,448 I go away for a while. I come back, you're a tough guy. 94 00:08:06,656 --> 00:08:08,367 - Don't do this. - Do what? 95 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,035 Take what's owed to me? 96 00:08:10,243 --> 00:08:13,038 - What's owed to you? - I put you in action, Beansie. 97 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:17,751 You got a bad memory, Beansie. 98 00:08:20,796 --> 00:08:23,256 Veal parmigiana sandwich. 99 00:08:23,882 --> 00:08:25,592 Fuck you. 100 00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:30,639 I'll be back every Saturday, partner. 101 00:08:30,847 --> 00:08:32,641 I don't fucking believe this. 102 00:08:32,849 --> 00:08:36,895 I'm being shaken down, for what? Tell me, what did I do? 103 00:08:37,104 --> 00:08:38,397 This is not right. 104 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,774 I'm not gonna fucking lay down. 105 00:08:41,149 --> 00:08:42,859 I'll step up. 106 00:08:53,787 --> 00:08:58,709 Won't lay down, huh? You don't want to lay dawn? You piece of shit! 107 00:09:02,212 --> 00:09:04,339 All right, let's get her down here. 108 00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:06,008 I guess. 109 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:09,553 - Where is the Bride of Frankenstein? - She's still sleeping. 110 00:09:10,721 --> 00:09:13,306 - Yeah, right. Go wake her up. - I wake her up? 111 00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:16,852 I want to get this shit out of the way before I go out. 112 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:21,231 - You guys are making too much of this. - I don't think we're making enough. 113 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,733 She was drunk. 114 00:09:22,983 --> 00:09:25,318 Her choice. There's a Zuni saying: 115 00:09:25,527 --> 00:09:28,196 "For every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19. " 116 00:09:28,613 --> 00:09:32,534 There's an old ltalian saying: "You fuck up once, you lose two teeth. " 117 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:36,663 That's what all this is about. Ego and control. 118 00:09:37,164 --> 00:09:40,375 - I beg your pardon? - No, don't try to make sense with her. 119 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:43,545 No, I want to understand this. Go ahead, tell me. 120 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,673 You want to hold on to control over a young woman . . . 121 00:09:46,882 --> 00:09:49,134 . . . whose entire biological determinism . . . 122 00:09:49,343 --> 00:09:51,970 . . .is to achieve independent thought and behavior. 123 00:09:52,179 --> 00:09:54,181 She's exercised her independence . . . 124 00:09:54,431 --> 00:09:58,185 . . . but you want to penalize her because you don't like her choices. 125 00:09:58,393 --> 00:10:00,020 Go get a fucking permanent. 126 00:10:00,228 --> 00:10:02,314 I'm trying to watch TV! 127 00:10:05,192 --> 00:10:06,485 Well. 128 00:10:09,363 --> 00:10:12,532 Good morning. I'm sorry, is it afternoon? 129 00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:15,035 - Mom, please. - Please what? 130 00:10:15,243 --> 00:10:19,206 - You'd better have some answers. - Yeah. That's right! 131 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:26,004 - Fine. You're punished. - For what? I didn't do anything! 132 00:10:26,213 --> 00:10:27,339 You did nothing? 133 00:10:27,547 --> 00:10:30,342 - It wasn't my fault! - It's never your fault, Meadow. 134 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:33,387 It was gonna be me, Hunter and the Macaluso twins. 135 00:10:33,595 --> 00:10:36,807 Then Steve shows up with Adam and people from Boonton! 136 00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:40,519 So Steve's just trying doorknobs till he hits the jackpot? 137 00:10:41,061 --> 00:10:43,647 - No, Hunter tells him. - Now with the Hunter. 138 00:10:43,855 --> 00:10:47,526 And she's at home, blaming it on you. It's an old game. 139 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:51,655 You try studying day and night to get into college. 140 00:10:51,863 --> 00:10:55,075 - We work hard. We deserved a night! - Take it easy. 141 00:10:55,283 --> 00:10:56,952 Take it easy. 142 00:10:58,036 --> 00:11:01,665 I'm sorry you're under a lot of pressure. It's still no excuse. 143 00:11:05,502 --> 00:11:08,714 - So who was this ecstasy guy? - I just told you. Adam. 144 00:11:08,922 --> 00:11:11,216 I don't know him. He came with Steve. 145 00:11:11,425 --> 00:11:14,428 The Steve I know? The school kid you're always with? 146 00:11:14,636 --> 00:11:18,098 He's a flake. Why do you think I stopped hanging with him? 147 00:11:18,306 --> 00:11:20,517 That's news to me you don't hang out with Steve. 148 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:24,771 It's painful to talk about, okay? 149 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:26,773 You're gonna get punished. 150 00:11:27,691 --> 00:11:32,195 Look, you guys, I know what I did was not okay. 151 00:11:32,654 --> 00:11:37,617 I've been thinking about it a lot and really not feeling good about myself. 152 00:11:38,285 --> 00:11:40,662 You should take away my Discover card. 153 00:11:41,288 --> 00:11:43,415 - You better believe it! - That's right! 154 00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:44,624 For two weeks. 155 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,168 Three! 156 00:11:54,926 --> 00:11:56,803 How do I buy gas? 157 00:11:57,012 --> 00:11:58,263 Your allowance. 158 00:11:58,472 --> 00:12:01,183 I spent my allowance. And I already owe Mom. 159 00:12:01,475 --> 00:12:03,685 The Pashmina. 160 00:12:05,145 --> 00:12:07,022 We can wait on that. 161 00:12:08,148 --> 00:12:10,484 You get 10 dollars a week. Cash. 162 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:12,361 No more. 163 00:12:12,611 --> 00:12:15,989 Till you get your card back. For gas! 164 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,085 Come here. 165 00:12:30,045 --> 00:12:32,756 Look at you. You look great. You're sinew. 166 00:12:32,964 --> 00:12:36,635 You sack of shit. If you lost that baby fat, you'd disappoint me. 167 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,303 Hey, fuck you. 168 00:12:39,304 --> 00:12:40,889 You been laid yet? 169 00:12:41,098 --> 00:12:43,725 God, what's wrong? I'm trying. 170 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:45,811 Hey, I said 4:00. 171 00:12:46,061 --> 00:12:48,230 I leave before the stock market closes . . . 172 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,857 . . .you yell for not watching the phone guys. 173 00:12:51,066 --> 00:12:52,359 Meet Richie Aprile. 174 00:12:54,111 --> 00:12:56,446 Jesus Christ, how you doing? 175 00:12:56,905 --> 00:12:59,658 Your brother, Jackie, was like a fucking god. 176 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:03,328 A great leader. And I heard a lot about you. 177 00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:05,664 Yeah, well, I heard a lot about you. 178 00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:07,249 That's why I'm here. 179 00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:10,252 What do you mean? 180 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:14,589 Out of respect for our friend here, I'm gonna talk nice. 181 00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:17,551 I ever hear you raise your hands to my niece again . . . 182 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:20,012 . . .next time you won't see my face. 183 00:13:20,387 --> 00:13:21,680 You understand? 184 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,974 Who told you I put my hand on her? 185 00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:26,101 Is this kid getting jerky with me? 186 00:13:27,644 --> 00:13:30,272 Look, kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. 187 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,232 I'm from the old school. 188 00:13:32,441 --> 00:13:35,402 You want to raise your hands, give her your last name. 189 00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:37,195 Then it's not my business. 190 00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:41,867 Until then, keep your hands in your pockets. 191 00:13:42,075 --> 00:13:43,702 We understand each other? 192 00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:51,293 Now get out of here. 193 00:13:52,336 --> 00:13:53,712 I want to talk to Tony. 194 00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:55,672 Go ahead. 195 00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,267 He's a good kid. 196 00:14:08,977 --> 00:14:10,270 Capable. 197 00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:15,275 Look, Ton, this is the thing. 198 00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:17,569 I want to get my shy business back. 199 00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:20,405 I keep getting calls from Jackie's customers— 200 00:14:20,614 --> 00:14:24,242 - Where the fuck are you going? - I'll talk to you later, Richie. 201 00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:27,079 What just happened? 202 00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:29,623 No more business talk with him directly. 203 00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:31,458 You fucking with me? 204 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,460 You can talk to him. 205 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,087 But not now. 206 00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:38,215 And never here. 207 00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:47,641 Can you believe we drank a whole bottle of wine? 208 00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:49,476 Thank God! 209 00:14:50,352 --> 00:14:52,187 - Cheers. - Cheers. 210 00:14:52,604 --> 00:14:54,481 - We're out of here. - Okay. 211 00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:57,401 Richie broke a chair over his head. 212 00:14:58,068 --> 00:14:59,111 You shitting me? 213 00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:02,280 Hit him with a coffeepot too. Broke his cheekbone. 214 00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:06,368 Prick. I talked to him yesterday. He's all sweetness and lights. 215 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,495 Already this shit's getting old. 216 00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,457 Yo, bright eyes. 217 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:16,211 - Where you going? - This isn't the Bing, huh? 218 00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:17,546 Fuck did I say? 219 00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:19,715 Hey, how have you been? 220 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,677 Can't complain. 221 00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:28,640 - You look good. - Where did your friends go? 222 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:32,227 - Tell them to come back, join us. - No, they're leaving. 223 00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:34,688 First time here. Excellent veal. 224 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:37,149 We making small talk now? 225 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,152 Nice to see you. 226 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,820 Yeah, you too. 227 00:15:46,491 --> 00:15:48,493 - Toodle-oo. - Bye-bye. 228 00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:50,787 Not a bad ass. 229 00:15:51,038 --> 00:15:54,541 She had nice pipe-fitter lips. No disrespect. 230 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,086 Hey, what do I give a fuck? I hardly know her. 231 00:15:58,587 --> 00:16:01,840 You mean, you would take the lips over the tits? 232 00:16:02,049 --> 00:16:05,260 Trust me, my boy. There's two things I'm good at: 233 00:16:05,469 --> 00:16:08,388 It's pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs. 234 00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:12,267 And that sweetie had world-class blowjob lips. 235 00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:15,187 Am I right, skipper? Good or no? 236 00:16:15,937 --> 00:16:18,732 What the fuck do I know? It was a long time ago. 237 00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:23,528 All right, she was good. All right? 238 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,238 Good? 239 00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:26,615 Or great? 240 00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:32,454 Why you busting my balls? It was a long time ago. 241 00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:35,499 Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. 242 00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:37,584 You remember your first blowjob? 243 00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:39,294 Yeah, of course. 244 00:16:39,503 --> 00:16:41,588 How long did it take for the guy to come? 245 00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:44,800 I said, "You remember your first blowjob?" 246 00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:48,762 "Yeah."How long did it take for the guy to come?" 247 00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,557 "Toodle-fucking-oo"? 248 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:54,810 What the fuck was that? 249 00:16:55,227 --> 00:16:57,604 I couldn't sleep from the embarrassment. 250 00:16:57,813 --> 00:17:01,149 What was so wrong? It's an accepted form of goodbye. 251 00:17:01,358 --> 00:17:03,985 That's not the way I talk with patients. 252 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,530 It wasn't me. It was someone else. 253 00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:07,948 It was Jennifer. 254 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:13,412 For whatever reason, at that moment, you felt safer showing him Jennifer. 255 00:17:13,662 --> 00:17:17,332 What did you see at that table that made you want to hide "Doctor"? 256 00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:18,917 Who were you hiding from? 257 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:22,212 I saw a patient that I never wanted to see again. 258 00:17:22,421 --> 00:17:25,257 That's who I was hiding from. A patient. 259 00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:27,384 When you say "see" . . . 260 00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:31,263 . . .do you mean professionally or just plain "see"? 261 00:17:31,471 --> 00:17:34,433 - What's the difference? - There's a big difference. 262 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:38,020 if it was just a matter of just plain old "see" . . . 263 00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:40,939 . . . the cordial doctor would've said, "Good night. " 264 00:17:41,189 --> 00:17:45,360 But, because he's someone you didn't want to see professionally . . . 265 00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:49,322 . . .you abandoned the doctor façade and adopted the Jennifer posture. 266 00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:51,450 Hence, "Toodle-oo. " 267 00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:54,411 You're almost there, Elliot, but not quite. 268 00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:58,248 Young girls are not accountable for their behavior. 269 00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:02,336 I think "Toodle-oo" was the action of a ditsy young girl. 270 00:18:03,211 --> 00:18:07,924 And I regressed into the girl thing to escape responsibility . . . 271 00:18:08,175 --> 00:18:10,927 . . . for abandoning a patient. 272 00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:12,888 He asked me for help. 273 00:18:15,057 --> 00:18:20,479 Look, I need you as a colleague to tell me that I did the right thing. 274 00:18:21,104 --> 00:18:24,316 You gotta ask yourself why you became a psychiatrist. 275 00:18:24,524 --> 00:18:27,819 if it was to help people stop smoking or biting nails . . . 276 00:18:28,028 --> 00:18:30,739 . . . then so be it. There's nothing wrong with that. 277 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:34,951 Another patient committed suicide because I was treating this man. 278 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,245 Because I had to go on the lam. 279 00:18:37,454 --> 00:18:40,332 Treating patients from a motel room isn't optimum . . . 280 00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,126 . . . but you were there for her, in phone contact. 281 00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:46,588 It would have been the same if you'd been on vacation. 282 00:18:48,548 --> 00:18:50,759 Did you say "lam"? 283 00:18:53,512 --> 00:18:56,181 And lifting up into Cobra. 284 00:19:00,352 --> 00:19:05,148 And now rising up into Downward Facing Dog. 285 00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:12,864 Coming back down into Cobra. 286 00:19:19,204 --> 00:19:23,291 And relaxing into Child's Pose. 287 00:19:28,588 --> 00:19:29,715 Richie. 288 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,553 Janice. You know, I thought that was you. 289 00:19:34,803 --> 00:19:35,887 "Parvati. " 290 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:40,058 I changed my name to Parvati in '78. 291 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,561 I thought you lived in California now. 292 00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:45,814 Seattle, actually, last couple years. 293 00:19:47,524 --> 00:19:50,819 - So, how long you been . . .? - Out of jail? 294 00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:54,656 One week. That's where I picked up this yoga shit. 295 00:19:54,865 --> 00:19:57,075 It's working. You seem very supple. 296 00:19:57,534 --> 00:19:59,578 I'm doing a lot of stretching. 297 00:20:00,287 --> 00:20:03,874 - So you back now? - My mom's at St. Erasmus. A stroke. 298 00:20:04,124 --> 00:20:06,960 Sorry to hear that. Tony didn't say anything about it. 299 00:20:10,714 --> 00:20:14,384 - Guess we're all getting a little old. - Only if that's our choice. 300 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:30,275 Drag me all the way out here— 301 00:20:30,484 --> 00:20:34,154 I walk through the food court, this kid spills fried rice on me. 302 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:37,949 Take it easy. Keep your voice down. Let's talk. 303 00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:40,911 Yeah, let's. How would you feel? 304 00:20:41,161 --> 00:20:45,457 Your crew evaporates, then you walk away from me like I got a disease. 305 00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:48,627 I don't talk business. Don't take it personal. 306 00:20:48,835 --> 00:20:50,504 I'm a government target. 307 00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:53,590 Why do you think we're meeting in a fucking mall? 308 00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:57,761 It feels disrespectful. You know, that's all I'm saying. 309 00:20:58,136 --> 00:21:01,098 I'm the guy who saved you from the hit parade. 310 00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:04,518 When? When did you ever step in for me? 311 00:21:04,726 --> 00:21:05,769 You forget? 312 00:21:05,977 --> 00:21:09,106 You and my brother stuck up Feech LaManna's card game? 313 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:10,732 Feech was a made man. 314 00:21:10,982 --> 00:21:16,363 if it wasn't for me, you would've got a vicious beating, to say the least. 315 00:21:16,613 --> 00:21:17,989 You know I love you. 316 00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:21,201 You're like my big brother. You'll be taken care of. 317 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:24,413 What was yours before you left will be yours again. 318 00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:26,665 You just gotta give us some time. 319 00:21:26,873 --> 00:21:30,335 Jeez, Anthony, you'd do that for me? 320 00:21:31,253 --> 00:21:32,671 Hey, fuck you. 321 00:21:34,089 --> 00:21:37,509 What's mine is not yours to give me. 322 00:21:37,718 --> 00:21:42,180 - Hey, prick, you reached out to me. - I said what I wanted to say. 323 00:21:46,226 --> 00:21:48,228 Well, we got a problem, kid? 324 00:21:48,812 --> 00:21:51,023 I'm trying to get you to slow down. 325 00:21:51,231 --> 00:21:55,360 Things are different now. You gotta be extra, extra careful. 326 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,821 When do you know me not to be careful? 327 00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:59,072 When? 328 00:22:00,073 --> 00:22:04,369 You been out of the can 10 minutes, you shake down Beansie for a piece. 329 00:22:04,578 --> 00:22:08,081 Do me a favor, back off. He's a good earner. 330 00:22:08,332 --> 00:22:10,125 Yeah, for you. 331 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:12,544 That's none of your fucking cazzi. 332 00:22:12,794 --> 00:22:16,048 Those joints are a cash business. They come in handy. 333 00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:19,051 - He's a sneaky cocksucker. - Whatever, back off. 334 00:22:19,676 --> 00:22:22,429 You taking the side of a civilian over me? 335 00:22:22,637 --> 00:22:25,057 Christ, I'm asking you to do me a favor. 336 00:22:25,307 --> 00:22:28,477 Do it if you want to. if you don't, go fuck yourself. 337 00:22:29,311 --> 00:22:31,188 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 338 00:22:32,147 --> 00:22:33,899 How's your sister? 339 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,111 - There's no need for that talk. - What? 340 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,946 My sister. 341 00:22:40,655 --> 00:22:43,492 Janice. How's she doing? 342 00:22:47,579 --> 00:22:50,207 Oh, I thought you were baiting me. You know . . . . 343 00:22:50,457 --> 00:22:52,668 "How's your sister?" "Fuck your mother. " 344 00:24:04,448 --> 00:24:05,699 See what she did? 345 00:24:06,366 --> 00:24:08,035 - Who? - Meadow. 346 00:24:08,243 --> 00:24:09,703 That house is fucked! 347 00:24:11,038 --> 00:24:14,082 - Thought you didn't swear. - What are you talking about? 348 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:18,003 I'm outraged. No, I am beyond outraged. 349 00:24:18,211 --> 00:24:22,132 Talk about disgrace? Disrespect for other people's property? 350 00:24:22,341 --> 00:24:24,509 It's like a freaking shooting gallery. 351 00:24:24,718 --> 00:24:28,221 It smells of urine, there's puke all over the hardwood floors— 352 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:31,808 - Sounds like your place in Venice. - She's been punished. 353 00:24:32,017 --> 00:24:33,518 Three weeks without a card. 354 00:24:33,727 --> 00:24:36,146 Oh, Madonna, that's some heavy shit there! 355 00:24:36,355 --> 00:24:38,607 - Janice . . . . - if that was my child— 356 00:24:38,857 --> 00:24:42,027 You got a lot of fucking balls, you know that? 357 00:24:42,235 --> 00:24:45,489 - Don't talk to me like that. - Let's clear the air here. 358 00:24:45,697 --> 00:24:48,617 You're a Vishnu-come-lately, playing concerned. 359 00:24:48,825 --> 00:24:50,494 Who the fuck are you kidding? 360 00:24:50,702 --> 00:24:52,954 You're here to pick the frigging bones. 361 00:24:53,163 --> 00:24:57,042 There's a lot I could say right now that I am not gonna say. 362 00:24:57,834 --> 00:24:59,670 A lot of balls. 363 00:25:02,589 --> 00:25:03,924 Temper tantrums. 364 00:25:04,132 --> 00:25:07,844 He hasn't changed one iota since we lived in Newark. Not one! 365 00:25:08,095 --> 00:25:12,474 You're passing judgment on him, Janice. On us as parents. 366 00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:16,728 How we discipline our children is none of anybody's business. 367 00:25:16,937 --> 00:25:20,273 You let that girl walk all over you, you'll regret it. 368 00:25:20,482 --> 00:25:23,944 Mother of God, Janice! Are all of you Sopranos the same? 369 00:25:24,152 --> 00:25:27,614 I ask you nicely to stay out of it, you pretend not to hear. 370 00:25:27,823 --> 00:25:29,324 Maybe you'll hear this. 371 00:25:29,574 --> 00:25:34,705 Mind your fucking business. Keep your mouth shut when it comes to my kids! 372 00:25:37,624 --> 00:25:39,710 Maybe I've stayed here too long. 373 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:54,182 The fall in the shower didn't affect your pre-existing heart condition. 374 00:25:54,391 --> 00:25:57,853 - But you already knew that. - It never hurts to be sure. 375 00:25:58,145 --> 00:25:59,938 Fucking bum hip. 376 00:26:00,564 --> 00:26:03,650 What next does the Man Upstairs have in store for me? 377 00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:05,569 You're lucky it was a sprain. 378 00:26:05,777 --> 00:26:10,198 The thing is, doc, I've been feeling these, like, little fibrillations. 379 00:26:10,407 --> 00:26:13,910 Psychosomatic. You got out of jail on a medical. 380 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:18,915 It's the mind-body connection. Your body's just pitching in to help. 381 00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:22,252 Hey! 382 00:26:22,461 --> 00:26:24,546 There's my boy! 383 00:26:25,005 --> 00:26:27,883 I was afraid you didn't get the message. 384 00:26:34,389 --> 00:26:37,476 Put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby. 385 00:26:37,934 --> 00:26:40,062 Doc, this is one of my dearest friends. 386 00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:43,815 Richie, this is the best heart man in the world, Doug Schreck. 387 00:26:44,024 --> 00:26:47,778 Mr. Soprano oversold me. I'm only the best in the Western world. 388 00:26:47,986 --> 00:26:49,780 Fucking ball-breaker. 389 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,532 Doc, do me a favor? 390 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,159 Me and Richie . . . . 391 00:26:54,534 --> 00:26:56,036 Yeah, no problem. 392 00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:04,378 He's good. Lets me use his doctor- patient privilege to meet people here. 393 00:27:06,672 --> 00:27:09,341 Fucking house arrest. 394 00:27:11,635 --> 00:27:15,389 Federal marshals so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem. 395 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,935 Jesus, you look good. How you feeling? 396 00:27:21,186 --> 00:27:23,855 Better than some, not as bad as others. 397 00:27:24,064 --> 00:27:28,610 I gotta meet Tony at a mall, you here. What the fuck is happening? 398 00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:32,114 Like the man said, "May you live in interesting times. " 399 00:27:32,489 --> 00:27:34,157 You met with Tony? 400 00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:37,285 It's more like a fucking audience with the pope. 401 00:27:38,328 --> 00:27:40,038 What are you gonna do? 402 00:27:44,418 --> 00:27:46,086 Whatever you tell me. 403 00:27:52,384 --> 00:27:55,470 You and your brother were always good boys. 404 00:27:56,179 --> 00:28:00,475 You tell me this is the way it is, then so be it. 405 00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:02,769 You tell me otherwise . . . 406 00:28:03,895 --> 00:28:05,689 . . .I'm yours, Junior. 407 00:28:06,565 --> 00:28:08,400 Whatever, whoever. 408 00:28:08,859 --> 00:28:10,152 You just say it. 409 00:28:13,447 --> 00:28:16,491 Once again, a big welcome home to our guest of honor. 410 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:19,411 Richie was surprised by the changes in 10 years. 411 00:28:19,619 --> 00:28:21,413 New Jersey has a hockey team. 412 00:28:21,663 --> 00:28:24,833 It's interesting, Meadowlands is the only NHL arena . . . 413 00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:28,128 . . . where the penalty box is maximum-security. 414 00:28:28,712 --> 00:28:31,381 Maximum-security penalty box. 415 00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:32,632 Help me. 416 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:34,092 What the fuck? 417 00:28:34,343 --> 00:28:36,219 I was talking to Paulie Walnuts . . . 418 00:28:36,428 --> 00:28:39,348 . . . who thought that Richie had been in Bosnia . . . 419 00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:42,100 . . . where there's also a large Muslim population. 420 00:28:42,351 --> 00:28:44,186 - That's it. Out of here. - Enough. 421 00:28:45,437 --> 00:28:49,941 And now for all you youngsters with visions of tit-fucking in your head . . . 422 00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:53,028 . . .here are the Bing girls! Come on! 423 00:29:09,252 --> 00:29:10,379 Hey. 424 00:29:10,587 --> 00:29:12,005 Welcome home. 425 00:29:12,589 --> 00:29:15,759 Wait till you open it. It's all ones. 426 00:29:16,593 --> 00:29:19,388 I'm a grandfather now, Rich. lmagine that? 427 00:29:19,596 --> 00:29:21,014 Please, no pictures. 428 00:29:21,223 --> 00:29:24,518 Exploiting medical curiosities is against the law. 429 00:29:24,726 --> 00:29:27,020 That why they canceled your mom's audition? 430 00:29:27,229 --> 00:29:28,271 What did you say? 431 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,399 - It's a homecoming. - Cocksucker. 432 00:29:30,607 --> 00:29:32,442 Take a walk. 433 00:29:42,202 --> 00:29:43,787 Welcome home, Rich. 434 00:29:43,996 --> 00:29:45,998 - ls Beansie here? - Haven't seen him. 435 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,501 Richie, how's your balls? 436 00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:51,211 They're hanging. 437 00:29:52,587 --> 00:29:54,131 Ready and waiting. 438 00:29:54,381 --> 00:29:55,424 What? 439 00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:57,259 Go with Silvio. 440 00:29:57,467 --> 00:29:58,719 - Who? - Go! 441 00:29:59,011 --> 00:30:00,345 I'll hold this. 442 00:30:00,554 --> 00:30:03,515 - Don't worry about it. - Come on. 443 00:30:04,558 --> 00:30:06,018 This guy. 444 00:30:06,226 --> 00:30:07,269 Trust me! 445 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,026 He's got a real fucking attitude problem. 446 00:30:14,234 --> 00:30:15,569 - Careful. - Come on. 447 00:30:15,777 --> 00:30:21,074 He just did 10 fucking years. He has a right to be a bit fucked up. 448 00:30:22,284 --> 00:30:24,161 Richie will be all right. 449 00:30:49,269 --> 00:30:51,146 I see you like the dark. 450 00:30:51,355 --> 00:30:53,106 Yeah, something like that. 451 00:31:01,531 --> 00:31:03,867 Silvio says we can't take it. 452 00:31:04,076 --> 00:31:07,329 Whose joint did you just cop, mine or his? 453 00:31:07,537 --> 00:31:09,873 - Did we do something wrong? - You were fine. 454 00:31:10,123 --> 00:31:11,500 Get out of here. 455 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,856 Hey, buddy! What the fuck are you doing? 456 00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:37,984 What'd you think Tony Soprano was gonna do for you? 457 00:31:38,193 --> 00:31:39,986 You got a raging hard-on for me. 458 00:31:40,195 --> 00:31:42,197 - I don't know what for! - You don't? 459 00:31:42,406 --> 00:31:43,740 - Come here! - No. 460 00:31:43,991 --> 00:31:46,118 Come here! Come here! 461 00:31:46,326 --> 00:31:48,453 How come you weren't at the party? 462 00:31:48,662 --> 00:31:50,372 I moved a lot of H for you . . . 463 00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:52,457 . . . and you made the lion's share. 464 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:57,629 You're just bitter because I invested my money smart and you didn't. 465 00:31:57,838 --> 00:32:00,799 I spent mine on lawyers, you slippery fuck! 466 00:32:01,008 --> 00:32:04,261 You want to talk like a tough guy? Tough guy, here! 467 00:32:04,469 --> 00:32:06,346 Hey, come on. Please, no guns. 468 00:32:06,555 --> 00:32:09,516 What happened to "I'm no greaseball storeowner"? 469 00:32:09,725 --> 00:32:12,394 Tell me again how you won't lay down, huh? 470 00:32:20,027 --> 00:32:21,778 Asshole! 471 00:32:30,162 --> 00:32:31,788 Janice? 472 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:37,627 - I'm sorry, is the music too loud? - Oh, no, it's fine. 473 00:32:40,589 --> 00:32:44,343 I just wanted to apologize. You know, about earlier. 474 00:32:44,718 --> 00:32:47,888 No, I should be apologizing to you. 475 00:32:48,555 --> 00:32:50,015 I was out of line. 476 00:32:50,849 --> 00:32:52,225 You're right. 477 00:32:53,268 --> 00:32:55,562 I never raised a child. 478 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,983 I was robbed of that when Eugene took him back to Montreal. 479 00:33:00,192 --> 00:33:02,277 I'm petitioning the State Department . . . 480 00:33:02,486 --> 00:33:05,989 . . . but they have me on their enemy radicals list, so . . . . 481 00:33:07,074 --> 00:33:09,534 When was the last time you saw Harpo? 482 00:33:10,661 --> 00:33:13,538 He changed his name to Hal. 483 00:33:14,081 --> 00:33:16,625 I'm sorry, Carm, can we not talk about him? 484 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:20,212 Look, I just want you to know that I was way out of line. 485 00:33:20,879 --> 00:33:24,341 Well, I'm sorry too. Really, I just feel terrible. 486 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,301 You know, you're family. 487 00:33:26,510 --> 00:33:28,428 And family means a lot. 488 00:33:28,637 --> 00:33:31,390 I just don't feel right about you leaving here. 489 00:33:32,766 --> 00:33:34,142 I don't know. 490 00:33:34,351 --> 00:33:37,062 I don't think Tony wants me here. 491 00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:41,775 Where will you go? The house is in no condition to move into, especially now. 492 00:33:41,983 --> 00:33:43,318 I'll be all right. 493 00:33:43,568 --> 00:33:46,947 No, I'm sorry. I really can't let you leave. 494 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,157 Really, I want you to stay. 495 00:33:50,242 --> 00:33:51,660 Okay. 496 00:33:54,121 --> 00:33:55,914 - Okay. - All right. 497 00:33:56,123 --> 00:33:58,125 - Well, good night. - Good night. 498 00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:01,586 Oh, maybe just a little bit. The music. 499 00:34:01,837 --> 00:34:03,338 Oh, all right. 500 00:34:21,857 --> 00:34:23,817 Richie, no! Richie, no! 501 00:34:25,819 --> 00:34:27,320 Jesus! 502 00:35:04,024 --> 00:35:07,486 - Do I put the chocolate in now? - Put it in, I'll pour the milk. 503 00:35:08,403 --> 00:35:10,864 What did your parents say about Saturday? 504 00:35:11,073 --> 00:35:14,910 The usual. Nothing. They're afraid I'll go bulimic again. 505 00:35:15,118 --> 00:35:16,745 Mine just "blah, blah, blah. " 506 00:35:16,953 --> 00:35:19,039 Purge and they won't say anything. 507 00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:22,876 When will they realize we're adults, responsible for ourselves? 508 00:35:23,085 --> 00:35:25,337 So we had a party at your grandmother's. 509 00:35:25,545 --> 00:35:28,423 Would they prefer we go to Limelight? Hello! 510 00:35:28,757 --> 00:35:32,010 It's because they have no life. They focus on bullshit. 511 00:35:32,219 --> 00:35:34,054 So, what did yours do? 512 00:35:34,304 --> 00:35:36,765 They took my Discover card for three weeks. 513 00:35:36,973 --> 00:35:39,351 - That's nothing. - I know, it was my idea. 514 00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:41,687 - Dicks. - So hypocritical too. 515 00:35:41,937 --> 00:35:44,481 When you think how my dad makes a living. 516 00:35:46,441 --> 00:35:49,695 Oh, jeez! What is this? 517 00:35:51,238 --> 00:35:54,074 - Why don't you ring for the nurse? - Never you mind! 518 00:35:54,324 --> 00:35:55,993 That's their job. 519 00:35:56,243 --> 00:35:57,536 I don't need them. 520 00:35:57,744 --> 00:36:01,164 My daughter came all the way from Seattle. 521 00:36:04,793 --> 00:36:06,378 Oh, Jesus! 522 00:36:16,221 --> 00:36:17,264 Hello? 523 00:36:17,472 --> 00:36:19,975 - She rang for you. - I did not. 524 00:36:20,434 --> 00:36:22,227 Mrs. Soprano. 525 00:36:23,186 --> 00:36:25,230 - Who are you? - Richie. 526 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,275 Richie Aprile. 527 00:36:28,859 --> 00:36:31,194 But I thought you were dead. 528 00:36:31,486 --> 00:36:34,823 No, hon, that was my brother, Jackie. 529 00:36:35,032 --> 00:36:37,659 Oh, I'm sorry. 530 00:36:37,868 --> 00:36:40,412 How did he die, the poor baby? 531 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:43,248 He had cancer. 532 00:36:43,457 --> 00:36:44,541 Me too. 533 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,461 Shut that curtain, will ya? 534 00:36:50,130 --> 00:36:54,343 You know, I was in a private room. 535 00:36:54,593 --> 00:36:59,014 My Johnny would roll over in his grave if he saw this. 536 00:36:59,222 --> 00:37:04,436 Oh, they wheel people in and out, in and out. Oh, go on! 537 00:37:04,978 --> 00:37:09,107 So isn't Parvati supposed to be here? 538 00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:10,859 I don't know who that is. 539 00:37:11,068 --> 00:37:13,195 Your daughter, Parvati. Janice. 540 00:37:13,904 --> 00:37:18,116 Oh, yeah, please. Don't start with that name business. 541 00:37:18,367 --> 00:37:20,827 She did it to shame me. 542 00:37:21,078 --> 00:37:23,955 You'll have to have your tea without lemon. 543 00:37:27,334 --> 00:37:28,377 Richie. 544 00:37:32,547 --> 00:37:35,676 You see the beautiful flowers he brought me? 545 00:37:35,926 --> 00:37:39,221 Yeah, see? Your father has friends with class. 546 00:37:39,429 --> 00:37:40,806 Not like some people. 547 00:37:41,014 --> 00:37:44,184 Ma, he's not one of Dad's friends. He's my friend. 548 00:37:44,434 --> 00:37:46,520 You mean, he's your boyfriend? 549 00:37:47,145 --> 00:37:49,231 Remember? You used to yell at me . . . 550 00:37:49,439 --> 00:37:52,401 . . . for beeping my horn when I came to pick up Janice. 551 00:37:53,026 --> 00:37:54,319 Pimps beep! 552 00:37:55,737 --> 00:38:00,325 You know, someday somebody's gonna wash out your mouth with soap, hon. 553 00:38:00,534 --> 00:38:02,828 Oh, yeah, who? You? 554 00:38:05,706 --> 00:38:08,000 Oh, I wish the Lord would take me. 555 00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:12,921 - The man's come to visit you. - Take it easy! 556 00:38:13,130 --> 00:38:15,340 Is that how you talk to your mother? 557 00:38:15,549 --> 00:38:18,468 You lay the same trip on everybody who comes. 558 00:38:18,677 --> 00:38:21,054 - Don't you have any shame? - Shame? 559 00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:24,266 Oh, I got plenty of shame. 560 00:38:24,516 --> 00:38:25,892 Believe me. 561 00:38:26,143 --> 00:38:28,854 You don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of. 562 00:38:29,062 --> 00:38:31,356 Go ahead, Ma. Shoot your best shot. 563 00:38:31,606 --> 00:38:33,358 Never you mind. 564 00:38:33,567 --> 00:38:37,154 Just remember what we talked about last week. 565 00:38:39,281 --> 00:38:42,242 Ma, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria for some coffee. 566 00:38:42,451 --> 00:38:45,037 - Are you coming back? - Yes. 567 00:38:45,245 --> 00:38:49,041 I bet you're very good to your mother. 568 00:38:57,299 --> 00:38:59,468 She'll be better when I get her home. 569 00:38:59,676 --> 00:39:01,887 Does that mean you're sticking around? 570 00:39:02,095 --> 00:39:05,932 - if I don't, who'll take care of her? - What about Tony? 571 00:39:06,933 --> 00:39:10,312 Long story. You haven't heard what happened? 572 00:39:10,979 --> 00:39:12,814 Tony blames everyone else . . . 573 00:39:13,023 --> 00:39:15,275 . . . for anything bad in life, including Ma. 574 00:39:15,984 --> 00:39:17,736 Tony? No. 575 00:39:17,944 --> 00:39:20,906 Trust me. Nothing's ever his fault. 576 00:39:23,116 --> 00:39:26,953 So, what's with the flowers, Mr. Candy Stripe? 577 00:39:27,579 --> 00:39:29,831 I couldn't visit her empty-handed. 578 00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:31,583 Oh. 579 00:39:32,959 --> 00:39:35,921 - You weren't at yoga. - I'm very busy with my mother. 580 00:39:36,129 --> 00:39:37,381 Too busy for dinner? 581 00:39:37,589 --> 00:39:39,716 We weren't good together 20 years ago. 582 00:39:39,925 --> 00:39:41,802 Why do you think it's any different now? 583 00:39:42,886 --> 00:39:44,930 Let's get to the point. 584 00:39:45,138 --> 00:39:49,518 After getting to where I am, it'd be ridiculous to decompensate now. 585 00:39:49,726 --> 00:39:52,896 I am so not that person anymore. 586 00:39:54,147 --> 00:39:56,400 It works both ways. 587 00:39:56,942 --> 00:40:01,363 You know, I don't think I'd be interested in the same Jan I knew. 588 00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:06,243 - So, what, you've grown? - Well, you tell me. 589 00:40:06,451 --> 00:40:09,204 Did you ever think you'd see Richie Aprile doing . . . 590 00:40:09,454 --> 00:40:12,082 . . . Downward Facing Dog? 591 00:40:18,964 --> 00:40:22,300 - Can she put more gook shit in here? - It's not that much. 592 00:40:22,676 --> 00:40:25,012 Soy milk, tofu, I hate all that shit! 593 00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:26,263 Yeah, me too. 594 00:40:26,471 --> 00:40:28,598 Shut up, you said you liked soy milk. 595 00:40:28,849 --> 00:40:31,601 I lied. She was taking me to the video store. 596 00:40:31,810 --> 00:40:33,729 I'm happy Aunt Parvati's staying. 597 00:40:33,937 --> 00:40:35,981 The one who thinks you're spoiled? 598 00:40:36,189 --> 00:40:39,484 It wasn't my fault. How many fucking times I gotta say it? 599 00:40:39,693 --> 00:40:40,986 - Hey! - Whoa! 600 00:40:47,576 --> 00:40:51,288 Don't look like you're gonna cry. You made your bed. 601 00:40:56,043 --> 00:40:57,544 I need $15. 602 00:40:57,753 --> 00:40:59,004 Excuse me? 603 00:40:59,421 --> 00:41:03,592 A Cole Porter CD. It's for Madrigals. We're doing three of his songs. 604 00:41:03,842 --> 00:41:06,094 You took my card, remember? 605 00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:15,687 Here. 606 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,568 What's your problem? 607 00:41:22,944 --> 00:41:24,237 Nothing. 608 00:41:25,322 --> 00:41:27,032 Thank you, by the way! 609 00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:33,413 Janice should be home by now. 610 00:41:33,622 --> 00:41:36,458 My sister was almost out and you fall for her con? 611 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:38,627 She can't afford a motel. 612 00:41:38,835 --> 00:41:41,755 How about she goes back to where she was for 20 years . . . 613 00:41:41,963 --> 00:41:43,799 . . . while I took care of our mother? 614 00:41:44,007 --> 00:41:46,760 I thought we couldn't mention Grandma in this house. 615 00:41:47,177 --> 00:41:50,138 Fine. I'm not gonna argue with you, Tony. 616 00:41:50,347 --> 00:41:53,725 You tell her to leave. I won't. It's not Christian. 617 00:41:54,059 --> 00:41:56,561 See? This shit works out. She's a Buddhist. 618 00:41:56,770 --> 00:41:58,230 Hello! 619 00:41:58,438 --> 00:42:00,107 We're in here, Par. 620 00:42:04,111 --> 00:42:07,155 - isn't it cruel to cut flowers? - Richie gave them to Ma. 621 00:42:07,364 --> 00:42:09,533 - They're beautiful. - Aren't they? 622 00:42:09,741 --> 00:42:11,159 Richie? 623 00:42:11,410 --> 00:42:12,494 Richie Aprile? 624 00:42:12,703 --> 00:42:15,497 He went to visit her. You know he always loved Ma. 625 00:42:20,085 --> 00:42:21,586 All right, I gotta go. 626 00:42:24,006 --> 00:42:26,883 You better water them. I think I hear them crying. 627 00:44:37,431 --> 00:44:40,684 Aw, Jesus Christ! 628 00:44:41,018 --> 00:44:43,395 Peter, you're scaring your mother. 629 00:44:44,021 --> 00:44:45,897 Leave me the fuck alone. 630 00:44:47,858 --> 00:44:49,443 Hey, is that a way to talk? 631 00:44:50,110 --> 00:44:51,153 Tony? 632 00:44:51,945 --> 00:44:54,656 Can you pick up the BBC on that thing, or what? 633 00:44:55,365 --> 00:44:57,451 - No jokes please, Tony. - Only family. 634 00:44:57,659 --> 00:44:59,244 Let him stay. 635 00:45:07,461 --> 00:45:08,587 How you doing, pal? 636 00:45:09,129 --> 00:45:11,757 You said he wasn't gonna bother me, Tony. 637 00:45:13,091 --> 00:45:14,676 Jesus. 638 00:45:16,553 --> 00:45:18,638 They said I might not walk. 639 00:45:19,556 --> 00:45:23,018 Come on, Mom. Let's go downstairs for a little while. 640 00:45:26,855 --> 00:45:29,900 You gonna let that animal get away with this? 641 00:45:34,363 --> 00:45:36,782 I'll let you talk to your "friend. " 642 00:45:48,752 --> 00:45:51,171 Don't listen to these fucking doctors. 643 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:54,966 When it comes to spinal injuries, it's all a mystery to them. 644 00:45:55,217 --> 00:45:58,929 Paulie's cousin got run over by a forklift. Broke his back. 645 00:45:59,137 --> 00:46:02,057 The guy's dancing in tango competitions. 646 00:46:06,478 --> 00:46:08,271 All right, here. 647 00:46:08,772 --> 00:46:09,940 Here. 648 00:46:12,109 --> 00:46:13,694 I can't do it. 649 00:46:20,784 --> 00:46:22,035 Come on. 650 00:46:26,331 --> 00:46:27,666 Thanks. 651 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,960 Thanks, Tony. 652 00:46:32,337 --> 00:46:35,465 I might not be able to wipe my own ass, you know that? 653 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:39,970 Your nose is as far as I'm willing to go. 654 00:46:52,524 --> 00:46:53,734 Listen . . . 655 00:46:54,651 --> 00:46:56,028 . . . Beans. 656 00:46:56,236 --> 00:46:59,072 You 1000%%% sure it was Richie Aprile driving? 657 00:46:59,281 --> 00:47:01,074 A thousand percent? No. 658 00:47:01,325 --> 00:47:03,076 A fucking million percent. 659 00:47:04,661 --> 00:47:06,413 And let me tell you something. 660 00:47:06,621 --> 00:47:09,374 He's lucky I ain't no rat fuck. 661 00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:13,211 Because the law knows that was no random hit-and-run. 662 00:47:13,712 --> 00:47:15,922 Don't start talking foolish. 663 00:47:16,131 --> 00:47:17,799 We're old school, right? 664 00:47:18,008 --> 00:47:20,427 We wash our own dirty laundry. 665 00:47:24,598 --> 00:47:26,266 Hey, am I right, Beans? 666 00:47:28,226 --> 00:47:30,645 Yeah, yeah. Old school. 667 00:47:34,983 --> 00:47:36,276 Okay, good. 668 00:47:39,696 --> 00:47:44,284 So you here to see your ma? I hear she's upstairs. 669 00:47:44,493 --> 00:47:46,703 No, I came here to see you, you prick. 670 00:47:50,540 --> 00:47:52,125 That's okay. 671 00:47:53,043 --> 00:47:54,920 Go do what you gotta do. 672 00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:07,224 - I told you to back off Beansie. - I did. Then I put it in drive. 673 00:48:07,432 --> 00:48:09,810 This is funny? He might never walk again. 674 00:48:10,018 --> 00:48:12,145 Did you know that? And for what? 675 00:48:12,354 --> 00:48:13,855 He didn't duke you enough? 676 00:48:14,106 --> 00:48:16,108 He didn't visit you in the can? 677 00:48:16,358 --> 00:48:18,694 When did you visit anybody in the can? 678 00:48:18,902 --> 00:48:22,572 When's the last time you gave a fuck about anybody but yourself? 679 00:48:23,865 --> 00:48:26,201 You remember one thing, and listen good. 680 00:48:26,410 --> 00:48:30,664 You want to talk this old school shit? Here's a rule you might remember: 681 00:48:30,872 --> 00:48:34,376 I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots. 682 00:48:34,626 --> 00:48:38,797 You pay me the respect I gave your brother or we're gonna have a problem. 683 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,299 A bad one. 684 00:48:42,801 --> 00:48:44,886 Now get the fuck out of here. 685 00:48:46,763 --> 00:48:47,806 All right, Tony. 686 00:48:48,015 --> 00:48:50,517 Yeah. All right. 687 00:49:01,445 --> 00:49:02,654 - Hey. - How you doing? 688 00:49:02,904 --> 00:49:04,948 I'll open it, you change the locks. 689 00:49:05,198 --> 00:49:06,575 Okay. 690 00:50:42,254 --> 00:50:43,296 English Subtitles by Gelula/SDl