1 00:01:39,556 --> 00:01:41,558 The Happy Wanderer 2 00:01:42,059 --> 00:01:46,313 Our undergrad student body at Brown only numbers about 6000 people. 3 00:01:46,521 --> 00:01:50,984 That's from every state in the country and over 60 countries in the world. 4 00:01:51,193 --> 00:01:53,487 Admission is extremely selective. 5 00:01:53,946 --> 00:01:58,408 So again, get all of your academic and extracurricular ducks in a row. 6 00:01:58,617 --> 00:02:01,119 Leave nothing to chance. 7 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,587 Hey, buddy. 8 00:02:10,796 --> 00:02:12,005 Davey. 9 00:02:12,214 --> 00:02:15,092 Saw your wife alone. I figured you for the trotters. 10 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,637 Not tonight. I had a customer I couldn't shake. 11 00:02:18,887 --> 00:02:20,639 Guy spends half an hour . . . 12 00:02:20,847 --> 00:02:23,892 . . . deciding between a $20 soccer ball and a $22 soccer ball. 13 00:02:24,476 --> 00:02:25,686 Who do you like? 14 00:02:26,228 --> 00:02:29,314 That guy from Bowdoin seems to be making some sense. 15 00:02:29,523 --> 00:02:31,358 No, I mean the game tonight. 16 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,277 Ho, ho, ho! 17 00:02:33,902 --> 00:02:35,779 You guys want to be alone? 18 00:02:36,905 --> 00:02:39,658 I saw that refreshment table. I knew you'd be around. 19 00:02:39,908 --> 00:02:41,827 How do I get roped into this? 20 00:02:42,077 --> 00:02:46,331 Charmaine knows with your sfogliatelle her daughter can go anywhere. 21 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:51,336 - The janitor's the only one near them. - That's a nice career for a lady. 22 00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:53,505 Fuck you. 23 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:57,217 - I gotta get one of them belly bombs. - Have I said "fuck you" yet? 24 00:03:03,307 --> 00:03:05,517 Delicious, Artie. Glad I didn't eat tonight. 25 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:08,937 Thanks, Davey. It's nice to be appreciated by your friends. 26 00:03:09,396 --> 00:03:10,439 The sensitive chef. 27 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:12,941 - Hey, Eric, they all done? - I guess. 28 00:03:13,191 --> 00:03:15,402 Dad, can I have 20 bucks? 29 00:03:16,445 --> 00:03:18,572 - You like this? - Did you think he was gonna say: 30 00:03:18,822 --> 00:03:22,910 "Gee, Dad, thanks for taking the time to come to this important event"? 31 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:26,079 - How you doing, Eric? - Good, Mr. Soprano. 32 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:29,374 - You want something to eat? - No, we're going to Starbucks. 33 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,877 You're thinking of going to Brown? 34 00:03:32,085 --> 00:03:35,005 Yeah, it's a good school. A lot of star-fucking though. 35 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:37,299 - Hey, latrine lip. - He's right. 36 00:03:37,507 --> 00:03:39,885 He'll go where his mother says, like his old man. 37 00:03:40,677 --> 00:03:41,970 You too? 38 00:03:42,179 --> 00:03:44,181 These guys were like Namath and Tittle. 39 00:03:44,389 --> 00:03:46,099 Yeah, I've heard. 40 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:49,394 And now they're like Phil Donahue and Alan Alda. 41 00:03:53,857 --> 00:03:55,234 Listen, I heard . . . 42 00:03:55,484 --> 00:03:58,195 . . . through the grapevine you took your uncle's game. 43 00:03:58,445 --> 00:04:00,030 You know, the big one. 44 00:04:00,948 --> 00:04:02,783 - Grapevine? - Yeah. 45 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:04,660 if you listen close, that song says: 46 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:07,746 "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see. " 47 00:04:07,996 --> 00:04:10,290 You know me. I like to play a little. 48 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:11,708 A little? 49 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:14,211 Forget it. This game's not for you. 50 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:18,382 No, it's just, you know, I was thinking it'd be a kick. 51 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:22,135 David, you're a nice guy. I like you. Okay? 52 00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:26,223 Trust me, this game's not for you. I don't want to see you get hurt. 53 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:28,600 These guys, they play deep. 54 00:04:29,726 --> 00:04:33,397 - Know how many jockstraps I sell? - Not enough for this game. 55 00:04:33,605 --> 00:04:35,315 Okay? Forget it. 56 00:04:36,525 --> 00:04:40,696 Come on. Let's go see what the Y.O. from Bucknell's got to say. 57 00:04:44,116 --> 00:04:46,326 Do you want to tell me what you're thinking? 58 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:51,331 Believe me, you don't want to know. 59 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:58,839 You want to know what I'm thinking? Seriously? 60 00:05:01,842 --> 00:05:05,512 I'd like to smash your face into hamburger. 61 00:05:06,722 --> 00:05:07,890 Okay. 62 00:05:10,475 --> 00:05:11,518 I'm not . . . . 63 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,688 Don't worry. 64 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,816 I know I broke your coffee table and . . . . 65 00:05:18,066 --> 00:05:19,860 It's not gonna happen again. 66 00:05:21,153 --> 00:05:22,821 You asked, I told. 67 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:25,908 - But you'd like to smash my face. - Not really. 68 00:05:26,116 --> 00:05:29,119 It's just a way of describing how I'm feeling. 69 00:05:29,369 --> 00:05:32,247 Making hamburger out of me would make you feel better? 70 00:05:32,497 --> 00:05:34,208 Is this a woman thing? 71 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:37,669 You ask me how I'm feeling. I tell you how I'm feeling. 72 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,963 And now you torture me with it? 73 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:43,842 I don't know who the fuck I'm angry at. I'm just angry, okay? 74 00:05:48,305 --> 00:05:51,934 Why the fuck am I here? I even asked to come back. 75 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:55,687 I got the world by the balls and can't stop feeling like a fucking loser. 76 00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:58,565 Who makes you feel like a loser? Your mother? 77 00:05:58,774 --> 00:06:01,401 Please, we wasted enough oxygen on that one. 78 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:04,655 It's everything and everybody. 79 00:06:04,905 --> 00:06:08,533 I see some guy walking down the street, you know, with a clear head. 80 00:06:08,784 --> 00:06:12,371 You know the type, he always whistles like the Happy-fucking-Wanderer. 81 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:14,873 I just want to go and rip his throat open. 82 00:06:15,123 --> 00:06:18,710 I want to fucking grab him and pummel him right there for no reason. 83 00:06:20,003 --> 00:06:22,714 Why should I care if a guy's got a clear head? 84 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:24,925 I should say, "Good for you. " 85 00:06:26,301 --> 00:06:30,389 - Let's get back to smashing my face. - Jesus Christ. 86 00:06:32,182 --> 00:06:34,393 No, I think it all ties in. 87 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:42,484 All right. Sometimes I resent you making me a victim. 88 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:43,652 That's all. 89 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:46,488 - I make you feel like a victim? - Yeah. 90 00:06:46,738 --> 00:06:49,575 Remember the first time I came here I said . . . 91 00:06:49,866 --> 00:06:53,745 . . . the kind of man I admire is Gary Cooper, the strong, silent type. 92 00:06:54,246 --> 00:06:57,541 And how all Americans are doing is crying and complaining. 93 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,043 A bunch of fucking pussies. Fuck them! 94 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:02,421 And now I'm one of them, a patient. 95 00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:05,299 Your parents made it impossible for you to experience joy. 96 00:07:05,507 --> 00:07:07,009 See? There you go again. 97 00:07:07,217 --> 00:07:09,636 You said you're not the Happy Wanderer. 98 00:07:09,845 --> 00:07:11,638 I'm more like one of them . . . 99 00:07:11,847 --> 00:07:15,434 . . . than I am the jerkoffs I see leaving this office! 100 00:07:17,352 --> 00:07:20,063 Stop with the faces already. What do you got? 101 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:23,150 Three eights full. Santa Maria, yes! 102 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,694 Santa Maria? More like Santa Claus. 103 00:07:25,944 --> 00:07:27,988 - Did you cut the pot? - Twice. 104 00:07:28,238 --> 00:07:31,366 Here. Make sure you spend it in my restaurant, you prick. 105 00:07:32,117 --> 00:07:35,996 One chip? Ma va ' a Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that! 106 00:07:36,246 --> 00:07:38,415 - That's it, I gotta go. - Come on, another hour. 107 00:07:38,665 --> 00:07:41,501 I can't. Charmaine'll have my balls on the menu tomorrow. 108 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,795 - Cash me out. - Look at all the money! 109 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:47,132 - Rich, can I get another dime? - We only got three players. 110 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,009 Vito's up for it, right? 111 00:07:49,259 --> 00:07:53,180 Where the fuck do I gotta be? Only, let's up the ante. 112 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:56,516 You're into me for seven G's already. 113 00:07:56,725 --> 00:07:59,770 That's all? I'll make that back from Vito in an hour. 114 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,564 Count this ciucio out another dime. 115 00:08:37,641 --> 00:08:41,061 Well, we have our work cut out for us. 116 00:08:41,311 --> 00:08:42,354 Gudren? 117 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,373 Meadow? 118 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,876 I'd like to talk to you. 119 00:09:04,751 --> 00:09:07,796 It really sounds good. I know you're disappointed. 120 00:09:08,255 --> 00:09:12,885 When you try out, the form asks what you want and I checked "solo. " 121 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:16,179 You seniors! This is your last chance at Cabaret. 122 00:09:16,388 --> 00:09:20,058 Gudren hasn't had a solo. I like to give everyone a shot. 123 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:23,896 Mrs. Gaetano, I was a sophomore when I did Spider Woman. 124 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,231 Now it's important because of college. 125 00:09:29,484 --> 00:09:31,945 - You okay with this? - Do I have a choice? 126 00:09:32,195 --> 00:09:34,448 Yeah, you could continue to run the game. 127 00:09:34,698 --> 00:09:38,285 You know I'm under fucking house arrest, you cute fuck. 128 00:09:38,535 --> 00:09:40,579 Then take it and be happy. 129 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:43,582 Either way, I'm having the executive game. 130 00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:46,251 Your father and me started that game 30 years ago. 131 00:09:46,501 --> 00:09:50,172 We were talking one day about how credit card companies . . . 132 00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:51,632 . . .work their angle. 133 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:55,177 They didn't care what you bought if you don't pay all at once. 134 00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:58,513 They juice you, you thank them for letting you have a card. 135 00:09:58,722 --> 00:10:00,974 You'd rather be juiced than pay at once. 136 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,143 That's a certain kind of player. 137 00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:05,604 That's why we call it the executive game. 138 00:10:05,812 --> 00:10:07,814 My brother Johnny was keen. 139 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:11,860 Oh, yeah. That's why he left us with cici beans. 140 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,571 You don't know what you're talking about. 141 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:18,784 Your father left Livia with a package that could choke a fucking elephant. 142 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,453 I gotta tell you? 143 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:26,458 She's like a woman with a ham, crying the blues because she has no bread. 144 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,254 Please. They don't make them like Johnny. 145 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,590 Keep in mind that he paid freight for your Uncle Ercole, buon 'anima. 146 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,676 That was a major fucking nut. 147 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,637 Who? Who the fuck is Ecle? 148 00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:41,014 Keep thinking you know everything. 149 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:44,142 Some are so far behind in a race they believe they're leading. 150 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,895 Yeah, that's cute. Who the fuck is Ecle? 151 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,147 Ercole. Let's talk something else. 152 00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:51,692 No, you opened this clam. Who is he? 153 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,236 You don't know him. It's water under the bridge. 154 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:57,990 Me and your father looked out for him. He wanted for nothing. 155 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,492 I don't have time for this shit. 156 00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:03,912 He was my younger brother, between me and your father in age. 157 00:11:04,162 --> 00:11:08,166 His name was Ercole. Actually, Ercole. 158 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,669 Hercules, named after my grandfather. 159 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,300 What are you saying? 160 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,636 - I got another uncle? - Sharp as a fucking cue ball. 161 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:24,975 Yeah, we had a brother you didn't know about because he was . . . . 162 00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:30,898 It was different in those days. 163 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:35,611 My parents didn't speak English and couldn't take care of a kid like that. 164 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:39,698 But God bless your grandmother. 165 00:11:39,948 --> 00:11:42,910 She went to every charity home in this fucking state . . . 166 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,412 . . . till she found one to take care of him. 167 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,208 - Are you saying he was retarded? - Why don't you go fuck yourself? 168 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:50,542 He was slow. 169 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:54,880 He was strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft. 170 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,801 if it was today, they might have trained him to be a whatever. 171 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,762 Get him a job. 172 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,098 They didn't understand these things back then. 173 00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:07,809 Jesus. 174 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,563 - What were we thinking? - Un-fucking-believable. 175 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:17,611 I remember my mother and father arguing about— I don't know. 176 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:21,782 She kept talking about my father's feeble-minded brother. 177 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,617 I thought she meant you. 178 00:12:29,122 --> 00:12:31,792 What a kick in the balls. When did he die? 179 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,086 Not long before your father. 180 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,422 Past is the past. This is the present. 181 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,342 Let's talk about this game. What's my end? 182 00:12:42,886 --> 00:12:45,347 - I don't know. Ten percent. - Twenty. 183 00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:48,892 Fifteen. 184 00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:53,480 Call your friends. Let them know the game's happening. 185 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,952 Can I help you with something, sir? 186 00:13:07,202 --> 00:13:10,205 Yeah, I want to buy a boat with three propellers. 187 00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,374 - What? - Kid . . . 188 00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:16,128 . . .you see me here every week. When are you gonna stop asking? 189 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,880 Ho, Rich! 190 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:23,510 - ls there a problem? - I'm just breaking your kid's balls. 191 00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:33,312 Like the pimp says to his hos, "Keep them coming. " 192 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:37,858 Rich, that envelope's two C's shy. I'll catch up on it next week. 193 00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:40,611 It's no problem. I just got caught off guard. 194 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:44,489 I took a second on the house, didn't calculate it into my budget. 195 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:48,160 - No good, Davey. - It's just a stutter step. No biggie. 196 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,954 The difference gets tacked on to the principal. 197 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,957 - And you know that. - Yeah, I understand. 198 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,668 Now don't take this personally . . . 199 00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:01,673 . . . but I don't want to see your face at my games until you're caught up. 200 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,176 Come on, Rich. That's not necessary. 201 00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:07,304 You think I started this life ten minutes ago? 202 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:11,475 A guy hands you a light envelope, it's just the beginning. 203 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:12,893 Nothing personal. 204 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,063 - I know, but it's just this— - I know. 205 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,774 It's just a stutter step. 206 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,575 - What kind is that? - Brazilian snapper. 207 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,911 - Is it fishy? - It's fish. 208 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,248 You know what I mean. It's for pizzaiola, let me smell one. 209 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:42,214 - You want something? - Give me enough of that for 15 people. 210 00:14:42,422 --> 00:14:44,216 And ten pounds of shrimp. 211 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:55,811 There's gonna be some serious money. This is no nickel-and-dime shit. 212 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,939 These motherfuckers can play for two days straight. 213 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:03,026 Now once you start work, you don't go until the game breaks up . . . 214 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:06,113 . . . and that fucking place looks like an operating room. 215 00:15:06,446 --> 00:15:08,574 You mean we're, like, cleaning guys? 216 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,203 - What are you doing? - Something ain't right. 217 00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:15,747 I saw you put your finger on the scale. 218 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,501 - No, I didn't. - Pull that with old ladies, not me. 219 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,920 I didn't put my finger on the scale. 220 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,589 I don't believe this shit. 221 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,924 Where you going? Wrap that up! 222 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,760 - I gotta weigh— - You gotta what? Rob me? 223 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:39,271 Yeah, you serve some booze, empty the ashtrays. 224 00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:40,522 That reminds me. 225 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:44,318 Whatever you do, don't engage Silvio in conversation. 226 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,029 He can be a sick fuck when he's gambling. 227 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,825 Once he was down 50 large. He sneezes, Fritzi says "salute. " 228 00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,453 Fritzi Neste from Hoboken? 229 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:56,121 - Yeah, you know him? - No. 230 00:15:56,330 --> 00:16:00,125 Then shut up and let me finish. Anyway, Fritzi says "salute. " 231 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,336 Silvio thinks he said something else. 232 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:06,882 For the rest of the night, Silvio blamed Fritzi for his losing streak. 233 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,135 - What did he think he said? - Are you listening? 234 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,054 He's a fucking nut. Who knows? 235 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:15,974 Here. 236 00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:18,477 I didn't put my finger on no scale. 237 00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:21,813 Put that shit in the trunk so it don't stink up the car. 238 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,732 Pay for the fish. 239 00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:30,781 Is this guy for real or what? We're fucking piss boys? 240 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,492 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 241 00:16:52,135 --> 00:16:54,972 We want the room with the stove and the refrigerator. 242 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,849 The efficiencies are booked to paying customers. 243 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,354 And the two rooms on the sides. We may be here for some days. 244 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,607 - You people are ruining this place. - That's your father's fault. 245 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,192 He made the deal. 246 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:11,613 We want a lot of clean towels and the bathrooms fresh-smelling. 247 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,366 I should work for nothing? 248 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,709 You ever suck his dick? 249 00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:30,007 I make that beanie spin when I work his thing. 250 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,384 Am I right? 251 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,764 Don't bitch to me. 252 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,749 What do you say? 253 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,876 License and registration. 254 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,171 How about this instead? 255 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,797 - I'm wearing a vest. - Oh, yeah? 256 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:14,218 if I shoot, it's going in your braciola. 257 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,428 You're a real sick fuck. 258 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,848 Danny-boy! 259 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,809 - How's the family? - Not bad, Paulie. 260 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,771 We had to move my father to another old folks'-- 261 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,649 I got my own fucking problems. 262 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,778 How many times will I fall for that? 263 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,613 Here. 264 00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:36,740 Listen. Do me a favor, right? 265 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,283 Your friends . . . 266 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:43,121 . . . players or no, they don't fuck with the tourists and the hotel guests. 267 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,707 No gunshots or we gotta take the call. 268 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,877 Go play cops and robbers. 269 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,759 Mike. 270 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,888 - Hey, Mike. - Matt, Tony wants you. 271 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:05,227 - Yeah, T? - Tony. Got the Macanudos? 272 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,564 - Yeah, you want one? - Give one to me, one to Dr. Fried. 273 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,821 Gentlemen? Frank? 274 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,823 Yeah, I'm in. 275 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:19,992 Me too. 276 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,538 Four hundred to you, Sil. 277 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,667 - What's in the pot? - About 2400. 278 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,005 - Too soon to chase an inside straight. - Doc? 279 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,882 Call. 280 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,511 - Macanudos, you want one? - Go ahead, take a walk. 281 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,181 Don't let him scare you. He's not really a nasty fuck. 282 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,225 He's an incredibly nasty fuck. 283 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,853 Hey, chair-boy of the board, read your cards. 284 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,147 Four hundred to you, John. 285 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,943 Shakespeare's straightening out. Paulie doesn't have shit as usual. 286 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,530 And the prick doctor may be flushing. 287 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,868 Put the TV trays out between each player. Put some of this on them. 288 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:06,830 Don't give anyone booze unless they ask for it, all right? 289 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,463 I heard Tony was here. Soprano. I'm a friend of his. 290 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,882 - Do I know you? - Yeah, you know me. 291 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,384 I own Ramsey's Sports and Outdoor. 292 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,570 - Davey, what're you doing here? - I was driving by. 293 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,031 I thought I'd stop and say hello. 294 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,409 - Some place you got here. - Yeah, a regular Taj Mahal. 295 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,955 - Heard the kids? - Bad enough she took me to the play. 296 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,165 I never want to hear that song again. 297 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,000 Eric's only light in the arts. 298 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:56,046 His performance will put him over the goal line at schools he's applying to. 299 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,094 - So, what's the game? - Seven card. 300 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,263 - Was that Frank Sinatra, Jr.? - Yeah. 301 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,224 He's a friend of my uncle's. He flies in. 302 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,435 Wow! This really is an executive game. 303 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:14,106 - So, what do you think? - There's a resemblance. 304 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,942 No, I mean the game. Could I take them or what? 305 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,152 Davey, this isn't a game for you. 306 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,364 What are the chances of me getting close to a game like this again? 307 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,868 - Let me sit in once. - I don't do business with friends. 308 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:26,952 You understand. 309 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,289 Do I have to show your prom picture to these guys? 310 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:34,626 I appreciate your position, but come on, Tony, I'm a big boy. 311 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,837 - What are you holding? - I didn't expect to gamble tonight. 312 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:40,924 - You need five G's just to sit in. - Can't you float me, short-term? 313 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:44,845 Davey, don't say short if you don't mean short. 314 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,722 All kidding aside. 315 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,975 - You understand what I'm saying? - Yeah, of course. 316 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,394 Hey, you don't have to explain business to me. 317 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:10,287 - Christopher, say hi to Davey Scatino. - How you doing? 318 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:14,249 Give him five boxes of ziti. Good luck. 319 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,629 Okay, fellows, make room. New blood coming in. 320 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,473 So there's a lot of money in sporting goods? 321 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,183 Yeah, but I tell you . . . 322 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:35,062 . . .Nike has its stores, the NBA has its stores, it cuts in. 323 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:39,441 It's just temporary, though. I got some ideas for next year. 324 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,944 Hey, Davey. Ask the doc what his specialty is. 325 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,614 - Hard-ons. - I wanted him to ask. 326 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,908 - Really? - Penile implants. 327 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,619 - Hey, doc— - Please, I've heard all the jokes. 328 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,498 Pot's right. Sixth Street, here we come. 329 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:56,041 No help. 330 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,043 Mysteries abound. 331 00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,254 Shut the fuck up and deal. 332 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,797 Nine of spades, thank you. 333 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,924 Six of clubs. 334 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:08,262 Get a broom and sweep that shit over there, especially under Silvio. 335 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:11,890 - What's the bet? - Eight hundred. 336 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,436 - What the fuck could you have? - lncredible luck. 337 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,564 You're telling me, you fuck. 338 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,149 - Bet? - Don't rush me. 339 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,569 You been rushing me all night. 340 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,655 - He didn't study this hard in school. - The bet's not to you. 341 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:30,284 Good. The dealer controls the game. 342 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:34,162 Do you fucking mind? Jesus, do you ever shut the fuck up? 343 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,998 Blow that smoke somewhere else! 344 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,336 - What are you doing? - Take it easy. 345 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:45,090 I'm losing my balls over here and this moron's playing Hazel! 346 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:46,758 Get out of here! 347 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,969 I was trying to sweep the cheese. 348 00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:52,931 - Why now? Leave it there. - I don't know, I was just . . . . 349 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,976 What? Where do you get these fucking idiots? 350 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,102 Where? 351 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,479 He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to— 352 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:03,483 Leave the cheese there! I love fucking cheese at my feet. 353 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,069 I stick provolone in my socks at night . . . 354 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,488 . . .so they smell like your sister's crotch! 355 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:13,493 All right? So leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! 356 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:16,205 Here. Here. Here. Go ahead! 357 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,332 Have a good time. 358 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,965 Why don't you go fix a fucking dick? 359 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,302 Doctor Fried, you know about that Viagra shit? 360 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,137 He won't quit, this fucking guy. 361 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:37,142 I heard they're sinking a crate of it to the Titanic to try and raise it. 362 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:39,519 - Very good, very good. - All right. 363 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,271 Down and dirty. 364 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,066 Last card, automatic 12 hundred bump. 365 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,902 Kings rule the realm. Kings talk. 366 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,366 Check. 367 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:56,161 - Door's wide open, Dr. Fried. - Check. 368 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,039 - David? - He checks. 369 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,794 Bet. Twelve hundred. 370 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:08,173 I'm gonna call, because you ain't got dick. 371 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:11,718 Can I steal this fucking hand? I think I can. 372 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,011 I'll raise 12. 373 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:17,975 You should've checked. You got shit and now it costs you another bet. 374 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,063 Oh, fucker. 375 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,193 - Let's see them, boys. - Trips. 376 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,570 Three deuces. 377 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,824 Cry me a river. Three beautiful kings. 378 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:37,035 - Flush. - You motherfucker. 379 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,873 You slow-rolled me. What were you doing to that hand? 380 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:43,542 His money's good. He wants to sail, it's his business. 381 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,252 Fuck you too. 382 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,796 I should've stayed with my goomar tonight. 383 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:51,550 Hey, cheese fuck, get me some food. 384 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:14,114 - I'm so pissed. - Good morning. 385 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:18,577 Hunter called and said that Rachel got an early acceptance to Wesleyan. 386 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,163 - And you didn't expect it? - No. 387 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:25,876 - Think. Did you ever see her mom? - Please. I'm blacker than her mother. 388 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:29,922 Well, you should've mentioned that on your application. 389 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,904 - What time is it? - It's almost 9. 390 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,449 - How we doing? - Slowing down. 391 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,203 See if they want to close the lights. 392 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:13,674 Want more coffee? 393 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:17,678 Yeah, Tony, put a little sambuca in it for me, would you? 394 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,766 - Anyone want to close the lights? - Is that a game? 395 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,643 He's a pisser, this kid. 396 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:25,811 Closing the lights— 397 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,981 It means do you want to admit you lost and pack it in? 398 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:31,858 - Me? No. - All right, cut, please. 399 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:34,152 - Here you go. - Thank you, Francis. 400 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,612 Coming out. 401 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:45,581 - How much is he into us for? - About 45 boxes of ziti. 402 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,292 He grabbed ten while you slept. 403 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,377 He said you okayed it. 404 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:53,922 Go get that. 405 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,394 Look at this fucking lineup. 406 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:16,153 Johnny Sack! They must have had free tokens at the tunnel. 407 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:19,990 How do you expect to make a dime with this fucking stonewaller? 408 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:27,539 How'd you get in here? 409 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,877 Same as you. Through the front door. 410 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,630 - Hi, Rich. - Hi, Rich? 411 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,549 I got some nice fresh lox. 412 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:41,428 - You got some fucking balls. - What did I do? 413 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,388 I should stab you in the fucking eye. 414 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,100 - Come on, Rich. - Get off me . . . 415 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:50,771 - . . . or I'll put one in your head. - Don't threaten me, Richie. 416 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:54,399 Don't threaten you? I got a hard-on for you already. 417 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,151 Give me a reason. 418 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:03,242 Don't make me embarrass you. Outside now, I want to talk. 419 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,790 Christopher, get everybody a drink. I'll be right back. 420 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,792 That's it. Cash me out. 421 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,920 Come on, Frank, doc, sit down. 422 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,964 It's a misunderstanding, right? 423 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,509 No, Tony, I'm wiped. I'll settle up with you next game. 424 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,679 - Give my regards to your uncle. - Have some breakfast. 425 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:28,183 No, really, I got tickets for the Rueles-Harris fight tonight. 426 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:32,145 Matt, thanks a lot. Here's one for your pal. 427 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:33,480 Cash me out, Sunshine. 428 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:36,024 Thank you, Mr. Sinatra, Jr., sir. 429 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:41,154 I shut him the fuck down, he comes here and he sticks it up my ass! 430 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,824 What's that got to do with you disrespecting my game? 431 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:47,369 - Like you wouldn't be different. - You're fucking right. 432 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,790 I'm sick of this holier-than-thou act, and I'm not the only one. 433 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:55,627 Oh, really? Well, if anybody wants to make a move . . . . 434 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:58,046 Come on, Tony. Don't get so fucking dramatic. 435 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,757 All I'm saying is you act like you're in a different business. 436 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,552 Send that prick out so I can talk to him. 437 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,803 No. 438 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:11,143 Do you realize this motherless fuck is into me for over eight large? 439 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,478 He's got money to play here? 440 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,815 Let him pay me my money. Send him out. 441 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:20,319 Go home. This ain't gonna happen to one of my players. 442 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,296 Everything all right? 443 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:45,969 Wow, he was pissed. 444 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,139 I'm gonna let you sleep one day. 445 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:52,643 Then you're gonna get up and get my $45,000. 446 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,102 Yeah, no problem. 447 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:59,316 - How about the luck on that Silvio? - Why don't you shut the fuck up? 448 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:06,823 I could use a schvitz. Want to go for a schvitz? 449 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,828 if you don't give me every penny . . . 450 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:16,416 . . .I'll send somebody to you every Saturday for five percent interest. 451 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,378 if you don't have it, I'll tack it on to the principal. 452 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:20,796 Understand? 453 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:26,134 Listen, Tony, I had a good run there for a while. 454 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,512 I should have quit then, though. 455 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:35,185 So you never told me how your kid made out at Bowdoin. 456 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:38,939 How my what? 457 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,484 How your daughter made out at Bowdoin. 458 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,323 Would you like anything else? 459 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,120 No. 460 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,499 Tony, did I do something to insult you? 461 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,210 Two days. 462 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,823 - How'd we do? - Not done counting, but it's up there. 463 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,701 At least 80 boxes of ziti, after expenses. 464 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:34,411 Two boxes came out of my pocket. 465 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:35,871 Fellas? 466 00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:48,342 You fucking believe it? We now run the executive game. 467 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:53,555 Sil, remember when we used to look through that crack in the door . . . 468 00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:56,099 . . . when my old man and Junior had it? 469 00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:58,060 Yeah, I remember. 470 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,479 Junior would chase us down the street. 471 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,650 Executive game. 472 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,196 Do you mind? God! 473 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:54,074 I'm trying to sleep. I been working all night. 474 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,369 - How you doing, Eric? - Good. 475 00:33:58,245 --> 00:34:00,330 - Sounds good. - Thanks. 476 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,166 - Are you awake now? - Yeah. 477 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,377 - Good. Close the door. - Hey! 478 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,881 - Where's your mother? - The store. 479 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:14,511 Aunt Barb called. Uncle Tom's father died. 480 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:18,140 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom, Sr.? 481 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,894 - When? - I don't know. 482 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,479 - Well, what the hell happened? - I don't know. 483 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:28,066 He's here every Christmas Eve. You don't ask? 484 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:32,988 Somebody says "Joe Blow died," normal people ask, "How?" 485 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:37,868 Jesus. 486 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,916 This gust of wind comes, knocks him off the roof. 487 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:46,001 All for a satellite dish. 488 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:47,878 That's very sad. 489 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:49,338 Yeah. 490 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:52,007 - How old? - 65. 491 00:34:52,216 --> 00:34:54,384 Works his whole life, takes care of his family. 492 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:58,513 One day after he retires, one day . . . . 493 00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:03,310 It's freaky. 494 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,064 Carlos Castenada said: 495 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:11,026 "Live every moment as if it were your last dance on earth. " 496 00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:13,153 Who listens to prizefighters? 497 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:16,532 Ali, maybe. He had a little wisdom. 498 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:20,786 Well, at least Tom, Sr. Isn't the Happy Wanderer anymore. 499 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,788 What's that supposed to mean? 500 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:26,041 He got his. You don't have to pummel his ass. 501 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,794 He's joined the ranks of the unlucky. 502 00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:32,005 Maybe you know what you're talking about, but I don't. 503 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,515 Found out I had another uncle. A retarded uncle. 504 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:45,435 My father's brother that nobody told me about. 505 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:47,187 You believe this shit? 506 00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:52,359 Was he seriously developmentally disabled? 507 00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:55,237 Serious? No, he had everybody in stitches back then. 508 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:04,246 Now that you found out you have a retarded family member . . . 509 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,331 . . .do you feel better about coming here? 510 00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:08,041 What? 511 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,043 Is it permissible now? 512 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:15,173 Is it enough of a sad tragedy that you can join the rest of the douche bags? 513 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:26,101 I was talking to him a couple days ago. 514 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:30,063 Yes, he was a wonderful man. We're here for you, Barbara. 515 00:36:41,158 --> 00:36:45,037 We knew we were bound to see them at some function. Just relax. 516 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:56,089 - Fucking Bette Davis back there. - No scenes. 517 00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:05,557 - Come on, get up. We're leaving. - Thank you, God. 518 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:08,852 - I will kill you. - We paid our respects. We're leaving. 519 00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:12,856 This may be a shock, but they're not here to see Sopranos kill each other. 520 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:14,900 Show respect for Tom's father. 521 00:37:15,526 --> 00:37:17,819 - Hi, Carm. - Hi, Richie. 522 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,781 Do I give the boost to your sister? 523 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,659 Come on. I gotta give mine too. 524 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:52,854 - How many rooms this place got? - It's a big joint. 525 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,983 This is a pretty good racket. 526 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,239 I don't think you can smoke in here. 527 00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:05,993 Who's gonna complain? Him? 528 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:07,995 Hey, you mind? 529 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:11,832 He don't mind. 530 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:15,586 Listen, Anthony. 531 00:38:18,088 --> 00:38:20,591 I'm sorry about blowing up in your game. 532 00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:26,013 You were out of line. 533 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,141 What am I supposed to do with you? 534 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:32,144 Back off and respect the title, you jerkoff. 535 00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:35,147 It's your ball. You make the rules. 536 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:40,194 No, no, I don't make them. They've always been there. 537 00:38:40,444 --> 00:38:44,448 And David Scatino doesn't pay you a penny until I get mine first. 538 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,826 That's the tax you get for raising your hands at my game. 539 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:51,455 I get mine, then you get yours. That's how it's gonna be. 540 00:38:52,706 --> 00:38:55,042 I don't do something, how's it gonna look? 541 00:38:59,755 --> 00:39:01,882 if everyone could please take their seats. 542 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:03,967 We are about to begin. 543 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:09,681 In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen. 544 00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:18,023 Since it has pleased Almighty God to call our brother from this life . . . 545 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:23,570 . . . we commit his body to the earth to return to that from which it was made. 546 00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:26,615 Christ was the first to rise from the dead . . . . 547 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,037 You shouldn't take shit from him. 548 00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:35,207 I heard you the first time. Let's drop the subject. 549 00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:36,917 All right. 550 00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:47,761 Tony put me back in action. Gave me 50 G's. 551 00:39:47,970 --> 00:39:50,264 - What is that, nothing? - Please. 552 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:54,851 I know how things work. Don't forget I was Daddy's little girl. 553 00:39:57,104 --> 00:40:00,607 - What are you talking about? - You're his responsibility. 554 00:40:00,858 --> 00:40:02,568 He didn't do you any favor. 555 00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:05,571 When my father was in his position . . . 556 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:09,700 . . . he gave Romeo Martin $50,000 when he got out of jail. 557 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:12,703 Now we're talking about 30 years ago. 558 00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,913 Thirty years ago. 559 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:18,000 Today that's half a million dollars. 560 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:20,919 Fifty thousand. 561 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,464 Mailmen make more than that. 562 00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:44,568 What's this fucking appointment you had when my friend came? 563 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,695 Think I'm still a kid on the school bus? 564 00:40:46,904 --> 00:40:49,323 Please, Tony, I'm doing my best here. 565 00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:53,493 I fucked up, okay? I'm gonna make it all work out somehow, I swear. 566 00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:56,121 - What do you got for me? - I'm tapped. 567 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,124 - Stand up. - Why? 568 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,126 Because I just said so. Get up. 569 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:04,838 Get up or I'll rip your fucking head off. 570 00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,215 Come on. 571 00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:12,679 I'm sorry, Tony. I wouldn't do anything to insult you. 572 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,890 Our kids go to school together. 573 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,730 Tony, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm just having some bad luck. 574 00:41:21,939 --> 00:41:23,148 It just got worse. 575 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:30,072 I'm gonna come back. My luck's gonna change. 576 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:33,909 Tomorrow. I want something tomorrow. You understand me? 577 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,302 David! Hey. 578 00:41:53,387 --> 00:41:56,014 - Where's the wife? - She's home. 579 00:41:56,306 --> 00:41:59,560 - Can I talk to you? - You all right? 580 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,105 Sit down. Sit down. 581 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,698 Talk to me. 582 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,200 I got myself in a little bind. 583 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:19,413 Jesus, I feel ashamed. 584 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:22,082 Well, what's going on? What happened? 585 00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:25,627 I'm in a jam, a bad one. 586 00:42:25,836 --> 00:42:28,547 This could cost me my marriage, my business. 587 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:31,800 I'm sure there's something we can do. What kind of jam? 588 00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:36,305 You didn't knock up that TaeBo broad, did you? 589 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:38,557 God, no, Artie. 590 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,809 Talk to me. I'm your friend. 591 00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:44,187 I need money. 592 00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:48,108 Money, Artie. Not much, just . . . . 593 00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:52,821 I swear on my kid I'll get it back before you miss it. 594 00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:55,908 - How much money are we talking? - Just enough . . . 595 00:42:56,700 --> 00:43:00,245 . . .to give me some breathing room until I get the rest together. 596 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,331 It's 20 thousand. 597 00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:08,587 Davey . . . . 598 00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:14,426 Shit. Bad timing. Man! 599 00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:19,056 You won't believe it, but I gotta put a new roof on this place. 600 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:26,605 God forgive me for saying this, but did you consider Chapter 11? 601 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:28,857 Tony Soprano's not gonna buy that. 602 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:36,365 Oh, jeez, Davey. Jesus Christ. 603 00:44:16,363 --> 00:44:18,866 - Eric, give me the keys. - Why? 604 00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:21,493 - There's mud all over the tires. - Dave, what's wrong? 605 00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:24,121 - Say goodbye to your truck. - What? 606 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,832 - Dave. - Oh, this is bullshit! 607 00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:30,794 I warned you, no off-roading. I gave you enough chances! 608 00:44:31,044 --> 00:44:33,589 - Dave, this is not the place. - Dad, I didn't do anything! 609 00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:36,425 - Eric, accountability is everything. - Off-roading? 610 00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:39,761 I drove it onto the field to bring some girls to cheerleading! 611 00:44:39,970 --> 00:44:43,015 There's mud all over the doors. I warned you! 612 00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:46,602 I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything, Mom! 613 00:44:46,894 --> 00:44:49,104 - Get in the house. - I fucking hate you. 614 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:51,732 You apologize, right now! 615 00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:55,360 Open them. 616 00:44:57,196 --> 00:45:01,200 - I knew it was a car. - It's a sports utility vehicle. 617 00:45:05,996 --> 00:45:07,456 You like it? 618 00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:11,418 This is Eric's jeep. 619 00:45:11,710 --> 00:45:14,963 Oh, my God. Is this Eric Scatino's jeep? 620 00:45:15,172 --> 00:45:17,049 Yeah, but it's yours now. 621 00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:22,054 - His dad sold it to you? - Yeah, you know. Something like that. 622 00:45:22,554 --> 00:45:24,765 What do you mean, "Something like that"? 623 00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:27,059 You know. 624 00:45:34,566 --> 00:45:35,609 Jesus, Tony. 625 00:45:36,193 --> 00:45:38,195 She don't want it, fine. 626 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:41,448 I'll eat it before I give it back. What am l, a sucker? 627 00:45:41,657 --> 00:45:45,244 What does Eric have to do with his father? What'd he do to you? 628 00:45:45,452 --> 00:45:48,497 The guy owed me money, and he did the right thing offering the car. 629 00:45:48,705 --> 00:45:49,748 Yeah, right. 630 00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:51,250 This is you talking. 631 00:45:52,084 --> 00:45:55,754 His wife's close to the brother-in-law of the provost at Georgetown. 632 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:57,422 - The who? - Oh, great. 633 00:45:57,673 --> 00:45:59,132 You want to act holier-than-thou? 634 00:45:59,341 --> 00:46:00,884 Go ahead, but I'm not giving it back. 635 00:46:01,134 --> 00:46:02,761 I'll sell that car to Pussy. 636 00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:06,390 Then I'm gonna buy clothes and food and shoes and CDs . . . 637 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,435 . . . and all the rest of the shit I've been buying since you were born! 638 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:14,690 - Everything comes from the work I do! - All right, Tony, that's enough. 639 00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:18,694 A grown man made a wager. He lost. 640 00:46:18,902 --> 00:46:21,697 He made another one. He lost again. End of story. 641 00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:26,118 Take that high moral ground and go sleep in the bus station if you want! 642 00:47:08,202 --> 00:47:09,870 Oh, Jesus. 643 00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:13,832 Where? 644 00:47:14,124 --> 00:47:15,918 A few rows back. 645 00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,131 Tony. 646 00:47:22,466 --> 00:47:25,010 I almost didn't make it. Where's Janice? 647 00:47:25,469 --> 00:47:28,847 - Didn't I see those at the wake? - That's funny. 648 00:47:29,139 --> 00:47:30,933 They're behind. 649 00:47:32,017 --> 00:47:33,560 I'll see you after the show. 650 00:47:58,335 --> 00:48:00,754 Just keep thinking of Meadow. 651 00:48:03,799 --> 00:48:06,843 Eric, come on! Let's talk. You're just gonna leave? 652 00:48:07,094 --> 00:48:08,595 I thought you were my friend. 653 00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:11,223 I am. I can't stop my dad from selling it. 654 00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:14,434 Your dad's a fucking asshole, you know that? 655 00:48:14,643 --> 00:48:16,270 He's a real low-life asshole. 656 00:48:16,478 --> 00:48:18,397 I suppose yours is innocent? 657 00:48:18,647 --> 00:48:22,234 For your information, he gave it to my dad. He didn't steal it. 658 00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:26,822 You know what, Meadow? Fuck you, fuck your gangster father . . . 659 00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:29,324 . . . and fuck this! 660 00:48:36,790 --> 00:48:40,127 Welcome, everyone, to Cabaret Night. 661 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:44,089 As we are recording tonight's show, we'd like to remind everyone: 662 00:48:44,298 --> 00:48:47,509 Please, no talking, no pictures or videotaping. 663 00:48:47,759 --> 00:48:51,263 And please remember to turn off those pagers and cell phones. 664 00:48:51,471 --> 00:48:54,141 if you think you may need a lozenge . . . 665 00:48:54,349 --> 00:48:57,311 . . . may we suggest that now would be the time to unwrap it . . . 666 00:48:57,728 --> 00:49:00,397 . . .as opposed to during the performance. 667 00:49:01,523 --> 00:49:04,526 Program notes: In the second act, "Sun and Moon" . . . 668 00:49:04,735 --> 00:49:09,364 . . .to be performed by Eric Scatino and Meadow Soprano, has been canceled. 669 00:49:09,573 --> 00:49:12,951 Regretfully, Mr. Scatino will not be performing tonight. 670 00:49:13,202 --> 00:49:16,163 lnstead, Ms. Soprano will perform a solo . . . 671 00:49:16,413 --> 00:49:20,959 . . . singing "My Heart Will Go On," the theme song from Titanic. 672 00:49:21,210 --> 00:49:22,544 Enjoy the show. 673 00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:26,256 That's a lucky break. I wonder what happened. 674 00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:56,013 English Subtitles by Gelula/SDl