1 00:01:39,723 --> 00:01:41,266 D-Girl 2 00:02:03,872 --> 00:02:05,666 Oh, my God. 3 00:02:05,874 --> 00:02:07,960 What did you freak out for? 4 00:02:12,548 --> 00:02:14,424 Holy shit! 5 00:02:26,311 --> 00:02:29,106 - How you doing? - Hey, how's it going? 6 00:02:29,439 --> 00:02:30,566 How you doing? 7 00:02:30,774 --> 00:02:32,192 How's your broccoli? 8 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:35,779 Adriana, this is my cousin Gregory, the ambulance chaser. 9 00:02:36,029 --> 00:02:38,198 This is my fiancée, Amy Safir. 10 00:02:38,448 --> 00:02:40,534 Pleasure to finally meet you in person. 11 00:02:40,784 --> 00:02:43,245 Greg gives me updates on his New York cousin. 12 00:02:43,787 --> 00:02:45,080 We're from Jersey. 13 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:47,833 My apologies. That's the redeye talking. 14 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:50,210 Your earrings are so excellent. 15 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,212 Thank you. 16 00:02:52,462 --> 00:02:54,590 - How was your flight? - Fine, good. 17 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:00,679 Morgan Stanley's night out. 18 00:03:01,763 --> 00:03:05,475 Christopher said you're shooting a movie. Must be interesting. 19 00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:08,228 This is the first project I brought in to Jon. 20 00:03:08,437 --> 00:03:10,022 - Who's Jon? - Jon Favreau. 21 00:03:10,272 --> 00:03:12,274 She's head of development. I told you. 22 00:03:12,482 --> 00:03:14,067 You said Tarantino. 23 00:03:14,318 --> 00:03:17,195 I worked for Quentin. He's still a friend. 24 00:03:17,404 --> 00:03:20,115 Anyway, Favreau snapped her right up. 25 00:03:20,324 --> 00:03:22,409 That movie he did, Swingers... 26 00:03:22,618 --> 00:03:25,245 . . . Vince Vaughn is so cute! 27 00:03:25,495 --> 00:03:28,040 So, Christopher, how goes the screenplay? 28 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,792 It's one of the best I've ever read. 29 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,378 Fucking-A! 30 00:03:33,629 --> 00:03:35,756 Hey, easy, okay? 31 00:03:36,673 --> 00:03:37,883 What's he like? 32 00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:42,512 Funny, smart, totally accessible. You guys should come visit the set. 33 00:03:42,763 --> 00:03:46,308 - No, I meant Vince Vaughn. - Great, great. A friend. 34 00:03:46,725 --> 00:03:49,519 So, when do we get to read this opus? 35 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:51,021 I flushed it long ago. 36 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:55,192 Remember what I told you on the phone, mob stories are always hot. 37 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:57,444 You should keep your mouth shut. 38 00:03:58,987 --> 00:04:00,572 What do you do, Adriana? 39 00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:04,743 Well, right now I'm in the food service industry. 40 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,705 Christopher. 41 00:04:09,164 --> 00:04:11,041 - You, get up. - Who? Me? 42 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:13,085 What does he want? 43 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:15,587 Hey, bridge-and-tunnel boy, chill out. 44 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:27,683 Guys, let's go to Tribeca Grill. It's cooler. 45 00:04:27,891 --> 00:04:30,185 - It's better. - Why are we leaving? 46 00:04:30,394 --> 00:04:32,563 Just do it. 47 00:04:34,648 --> 00:04:38,318 She seemed so down-to-earth for a Hollywood person. 48 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:41,655 What's with those clothes? She in the Addams Family? 49 00:04:41,863 --> 00:04:44,366 That's Prada! 50 00:04:45,242 --> 00:04:47,286 if I was Greg, I wouldn't allow it. 51 00:04:47,494 --> 00:04:49,705 You look like a woman, not a bellhop. 52 00:04:49,955 --> 00:04:52,124 Jon Favreau, he's great! 53 00:04:52,374 --> 00:04:55,252 He's also a writer. You should show him your script. 54 00:04:55,502 --> 00:04:56,795 Swingers? 55 00:04:57,045 --> 00:04:59,882 He can suck my dick. That swings too. 56 00:05:00,132 --> 00:05:01,258 Jeez. 57 00:05:01,508 --> 00:05:04,928 Well, that acting class really rubbed you the wrong way. 58 00:05:05,178 --> 00:05:07,514 I love movies, but I just want to be a player. 59 00:05:07,764 --> 00:05:10,017 I don't want to fuck with the other shit. 60 00:05:10,267 --> 00:05:12,311 So? Be a player. 61 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:15,439 We'll go to the set, she invited us. 62 00:05:15,647 --> 00:05:17,232 Slip them your script. 63 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:20,652 That's what they call it, "Slippin' the script. " 64 00:05:21,361 --> 00:05:23,405 Who knows, you know? 65 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:27,534 Would it be so frigging horrible to attend a premiere? 66 00:05:27,743 --> 00:05:30,871 I don't even have the thing. I threw it away. 67 00:05:34,499 --> 00:05:35,667 What? 68 00:05:36,543 --> 00:05:38,170 You have a copy? 69 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:42,549 - I told you, I'm not interested. - I believe in you. 70 00:06:00,817 --> 00:06:01,944 It wasn't my fault. 71 00:06:02,194 --> 00:06:03,820 You stole my car. 72 00:06:04,071 --> 00:06:05,614 Where's the trust? 73 00:06:05,822 --> 00:06:08,951 When I get confirmed, I'll be a man. So why can't I drive? 74 00:06:09,201 --> 00:06:10,702 You want to get into this? 75 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:14,581 Who's that man we picked up at camp last year for bed-wetting? 76 00:06:14,831 --> 00:06:18,502 - That was two years ago. - You could have killed those girls. 77 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:22,047 - That would have been interesting. - What did you just say? 78 00:06:22,297 --> 00:06:24,800 Death shows the ultimate absurdity of life. 79 00:06:25,175 --> 00:06:27,803 Are you trying to get me to lose my temper? 80 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:30,430 I'm about to put you through that window. 81 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,808 See, that's what I mean. 82 00:06:33,016 --> 00:06:34,268 Life is absurd. 83 00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:35,727 Don't say that! 84 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,896 God forgive you! 85 00:06:38,105 --> 00:06:39,273 There is no God. 86 00:06:40,065 --> 00:06:41,858 Where is this coming from? 87 00:06:42,109 --> 00:06:44,695 What, do they teach you this crap at school? 88 00:06:44,945 --> 00:06:47,447 Is this this new English teacher, Mr. Clark . . .? 89 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,283 Where is he from? 90 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,577 - Answer me! - Oberlin. 91 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:54,496 Want him to read something other than Hustler? 92 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,040 Hello? He got assigned The Stranger. 93 00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,752 You want him to be educated just to make more money? 94 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,963 This is education. 95 00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:06,383 Do you ever think, like, "Why were we born?" 96 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:11,388 Madame de Staël said, "In life one must choose between boredom and suffering. " 97 00:07:12,347 --> 00:07:13,682 Go to your room. 98 00:07:16,393 --> 00:07:19,730 No, I'm serious. Why were we born? 99 00:07:22,691 --> 00:07:26,236 We were born because of Adam and Eve, that's why. 100 00:07:26,486 --> 00:07:28,280 Now go upstairs and do your math. 101 00:07:28,488 --> 00:07:30,824 Algebra? That's the most boring. 102 00:07:31,074 --> 00:07:34,244 Your other choice is suffering. You want to start now? 103 00:07:36,163 --> 00:07:37,206 Move your ass! 104 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,508 Jesus Christ, let me think. 105 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,302 You wake me up . . . 106 00:07:50,552 --> 00:07:52,262 . . .my head's all cobwebs. 107 00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:54,765 Wyczchuk, Wyczchuk. 108 00:07:55,015 --> 00:07:57,935 Waldemar Wyczchuk, you had lobster fra diavolo with him . . . 109 00:07:58,185 --> 00:08:00,812 . . .in Atlantic City, on the 14th of this month. 110 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,814 He got blown up? Fuck. 111 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:06,693 We're not trying to pin this on Soprano or anybody in your crew. 112 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:09,947 We're drawing no conclusions. But what do you got? 113 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:11,990 - if I had coffee— - Cut the quips. 114 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:13,784 Tell me about the merger! 115 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:17,538 What's to say? Philadelphia's put pressure on the shy business? 116 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:20,958 That's been going on since Moses wore short pants. 117 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:23,961 Tony's still resisting the Philly overtures? 118 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:37,432 Sometimes you don't act like a guy facing 30-to-life for selling H. 119 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,309 Don't get heavy with me. 120 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,937 You come here because somebody's leaning on you? 121 00:08:42,354 --> 00:08:44,189 Eight o'clock a.m. You come here? 122 00:08:44,606 --> 00:08:48,986 You know what this looks like? I'm doing all I can to help you guys. 123 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:56,910 One time Tony bought a pool table from Wyczchuk. 124 00:09:02,457 --> 00:09:03,625 So he asks me: 125 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:08,380 "if there's no God, why was I born?" Tells me he's got no purpose. 126 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:09,882 How did you answer? 127 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,342 That it costs $150,000 to bring him up . . . 128 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,970 . . .so if he's got no purpose, I want a refund. 129 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:17,556 Are you angry with him about the car? 130 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:22,477 You can't put shit back in the donkey. Boys'll be boys. It's the other crap. 131 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,021 It's not normal. 132 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,774 Adolescent angst is very normal. 133 00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:29,568 You never went through it? 134 00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:32,571 You think my mother and father would stand for that? 135 00:09:33,238 --> 00:09:34,448 How is your mother? 136 00:09:34,698 --> 00:09:36,533 She's dead to me. 137 00:09:40,537 --> 00:09:43,123 And how's Anthony Jr. been taking it? 138 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:45,500 What? About the family? 139 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:48,587 About your nonrelationship with his grandmother? 140 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,757 How's he supposed to understand that? 141 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:55,928 And in general the whole strain of the atmosphere in your house? 142 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:59,097 But that don't give him the right to mouth off. 143 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:03,560 Sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism. 144 00:10:04,102 --> 00:10:08,690 - Fucking lnternet. - No, it's a European philosophy. 145 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,734 After World War ll . . . 146 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:15,155 . . . people were disillusioned by the sheer weight of the horrors. 147 00:10:15,405 --> 00:10:20,118 That's when the whole idea took root that there were no absolute truths. 148 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:22,829 - You believe that? - In your family . . . 149 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,666 . . . even motherhood's up for debate. 150 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,502 I teach him to love and respect his mother. 151 00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:30,295 What about your mother? 152 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:38,512 I think it's important we talk about your mother and what she tried to do. 153 00:10:38,762 --> 00:10:40,138 Don't need to. 154 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,309 She showed her true colors, that's all. 155 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,773 Has Anthony Jr. Heard you say, "She's dead to me"? 156 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,441 I don't know. 157 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:56,822 Don't you think that kind of talk could lead him to embrace these ideas? 158 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:59,449 - So now this is my fault? - No. 159 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:03,537 When some people first realize they're solely responsible . . . 160 00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:06,456 . . . for their decisions, actions and beliefs . . . 161 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:10,043 . . . and that death lies at the end of every road . . . 162 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,088 . . . they can be overcome with intense dread. 163 00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:14,464 lntense dread? 164 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,134 A dull, aching anger . . . 165 00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:21,680 . . . that leads them to conclude that the only absolute truth . . . 166 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,599 . . .is death. 167 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,231 I think the kid's onto something. 168 00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:40,949 Ready to go? Okay, pictures up! 169 00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:42,409 - Lock up! - Here we go! 170 00:11:42,659 --> 00:11:44,161 They're ready to roll. 171 00:11:44,411 --> 00:11:46,997 Stand by to roll. Quiet, please! Roll sound! 172 00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:49,833 - We are rolling! - Camera! 173 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,919 Smoke out! Cameras rolling! 174 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,087 And . . . action! 175 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,882 My leg. I think it's broken. 176 00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:58,550 - Okay, cut! - That's a cut! 177 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,844 - Check the gate. - Check the gate. 178 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,805 - Camera reloading. - Michele, can I talk to you? 179 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,725 - Come on. - Holy shit, that's— 180 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,977 She was in Kings of Comedy. 181 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:12,856 The other one too. That movie my girlfriend likes with Uma. 182 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,399 What's her name? 183 00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:17,444 Jon, this is Christopher. 184 00:12:17,694 --> 00:12:18,820 How's it going? 185 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,365 It's a treat. Swingers kicked ass. 186 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,242 Thanks. Thank you. 187 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,078 Thanks for coming, I appreciate it. Seriously. 188 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:30,249 What were you doing before writing for Los Angeles? 189 00:12:30,874 --> 00:12:32,834 Jon, this is Christopher. 190 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:38,006 I'm sorry— There's a guy from Los Angeles Magazine... 191 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,218 . . . doing a story on my favorite place for breakfast. 192 00:12:41,468 --> 00:12:42,761 But you're . . . 193 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:45,305 . . . the guy from Jersey, right? 194 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,643 Cool. Very, very cool. 195 00:12:49,893 --> 00:12:51,728 Michele Foreman, our director . . . 196 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,481 . . . she's from Jersey. You see her first picture? 197 00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:55,983 She's a director? 198 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,027 Beautiful film. Won the Audience Award at Sundance. 199 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,405 It was also hilariously funny. 200 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,032 This lesbian, romantic, screwball comedy. 201 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,410 This one's mainstream. It's about spies. 202 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,538 So we're getting ready to shoot the last scene . . . 203 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:13,208 . . . and this is where the two lesbians, the lovers, they die. 204 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:17,212 - Janeane, her character's "Zephyr"-- - That's her fucking name. 205 00:13:17,462 --> 00:13:18,755 Janeane Garofalo. 206 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:22,551 So she's been chasing "Gina," Sandra, all around the country. 207 00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:25,304 - Gina? - Gina Shecter, from Brooklyn. 208 00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:29,600 The character. They ended up in SoHo, had a standoff and shot each other. 209 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,936 Picture's up. Let's lock up! Quiet, please! 210 00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:34,897 - Excuse me. - And smoke. 211 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,608 Stand by to roll. Quiet, please. 212 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,487 The silencers underscore their voiceless place in society. 213 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,114 Camera rolling! 214 00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:45,490 Rolling! 215 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,826 - Smoke out! - Quiet! 216 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,329 We're rolling! 217 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,080 Cameras rolling! 218 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,209 - And spin the wheel! - Spin it! Spin it! 219 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,045 And . . . action! 220 00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:01,757 I never had an egg cream. 221 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,093 They're not coming for either one of us. 222 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,721 You live your whole life in a place . . . 223 00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:10,182 . . . and never taste what it's famous for. 224 00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,976 Couldn't hear the shots with this thing. 225 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,145 There's a place on St. Mark's— 226 00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:16,813 It's over, you bitch. 227 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,482 Don't do it. 228 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,236 Michele! I'm sorry. 229 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,656 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can we cut for a second? 230 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,158 - Cut! - Are we really gonna say "bitch"? 231 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,994 - You don't like it? - We discussed it. We're losing light. 232 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:35,290 It's the last thing she says to me. I don't find it very interesting— 233 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,125 Should you shoot her again? 234 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,377 Wait a minute. 235 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,381 I don't think shooting's right. Her strength is her passivity. 236 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,341 - Whose passivity? - Zephyr. 237 00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:46,635 - Yeah, in this case. - In this case. 238 00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:48,345 I think he's right, Janeane. 239 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,181 Throughout the piece, you've got testes to burn. 240 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,393 Well, is there anything other than "bitch"? 241 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,228 Pucchiacca. 242 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,190 - What? - Let that one . . . 243 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,318 . . .call that one "pucchiacca. " 244 00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:05,737 That sounds more interesting. 245 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,200 Bouk . . . what? 246 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:13,537 Pucchiacca. I mean, if she's from Brooklyn . . . . 247 00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,373 That sounds okay. 248 00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:17,916 Okay, let's roll. 249 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,210 - What's it mean? - Cunt. 250 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,170 "Cunt. " I like that. 251 00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,298 Picture's up. Lock up! 252 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,091 - Stand by to roll! - Quiet! 253 00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:27,634 Roll sound! 254 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,052 Camera's rolling. 255 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,555 - We are rolling! - Quiet! 256 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,931 We have feed. 257 00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:34,600 - Smoke! - Take three. 258 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,184 Smoke line in! 259 00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:39,730 - We're rolling! - Quiet! 260 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,189 - Rolling! - Smoke out! 261 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,941 - Marker! - Set. 262 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,110 And . . . action! 263 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:54,036 - All right, what's going on with you? - Nothing. 264 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,662 Nothing. 265 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:58,874 That "No God" shit upset your mother very much. 266 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,127 It's not "No God. " It's just, God is dead. 267 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,378 Who said that? 268 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,257 Nietzsche. He's a 19th century philosopher from Germany. 269 00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:09,551 That's why I'm not getting confirmed. 270 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:13,889 Enough with that shit. It's this weekend and you're getting confirmed! 271 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,934 - That sucks my nut! - Hey! 272 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,979 You got balls. You go to Catholic school and your mother wants it! 273 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,814 What does she know? 274 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,567 That even if God's dead, you'll still kiss his ass. 275 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,826 - Hey, Joey. - Chris, how's it going? 276 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,787 - Coke and a slice. - Coming up. 277 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:40,916 The best pie in North Jersey. What do you want? It's taken care of. 278 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,502 - Same. Coke and a slice. - Coke and a slice. 279 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:44,753 You got it. 280 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,798 That laundromat across the street? 281 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:52,094 That's where Joe's Restaurant used to be. Willie Moretti bought it there. 282 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,973 Wait, Moretti was— That was Sinatra's guardian angel, right? 283 00:16:56,223 --> 00:17:00,435 Stuck his gun in Tommy Dorsey's mouth and bought Sinatra's contract for $1. 284 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:05,566 The inspiration for Johnny Fontane and the studio boss in GF I, right? 285 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:06,984 Right. 286 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,529 That's the one beef I had with Swingers. 287 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,449 You patterned yourself after Frank and Dean but there was a . . . 288 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,493 . . . "pussy-assness" to it. 289 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,999 It was kind of the point of the piece. I mean, it's like— 290 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,710 So you brought us your script. 291 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,587 - Yeah, but— - Let's see it. 292 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,463 No, you're Jon Favreau. 293 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,466 Rocky Marciano, Deep Impact, Swingers. 294 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:36,221 Your script is set in a world l want to do my next project in. 295 00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,807 A picture on the life of "Crazy" Joe Gallo. 296 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,352 They already did The Gang That Couldn 't Shoot Straight. 297 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,313 But I see him as tragic. 298 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:48,734 A flawed and blinkered guy, but he wanted to learn, to grow . . . 299 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,819 . . .to read, to paint. 300 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:54,197 He had this yearning, this hunger for— 301 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,909 Fuck your mother, what's the word? 302 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,787 You as Joey Gallo? I don't see that. 303 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,123 But I'm part ltalian. 304 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,168 Vince, maybe. Vaughn. 305 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:10,005 This project happens to be a personal passion of mine. 306 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:14,384 I could play Joey Gallo but I don't want to act unless I can play myself. 307 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,303 Which is understandable. 308 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,806 Since Amy mentioned you, I thought we could work together. 309 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,310 You could tell me how shit goes down, what makes sense . . . 310 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,604 . . . what people really say. 311 00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:28,232 But Gallo, I was only 3 when he got whacked. 312 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,817 But speech patterns. You saw Swingers. 313 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,903 Whatever you think of it . . . 314 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:36,573 . . .you can tell it's important to me how people really talk. 315 00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:41,036 Like pucchiacca. How can I forget that? I grew up right in Queens. 316 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,581 It is a long time ago. 317 00:18:44,831 --> 00:18:47,543 You wouldn't be betraying any oath thing. 318 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,549 Holy fucking shit! That thing is still alive? 319 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,595 You believe that 15 years ago she was a piece of ass? 320 00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:00,597 - What? - What happened? 321 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,724 Forget it. 322 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,769 Come on. It's just us talking here. 323 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:09,439 A wiseguy friend of mine would kill me if he knew I told you. 324 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,487 This made guy . . . 325 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,991 . . .got the most discriminating eye when it comes to T and A. 326 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:22,244 He's at a club one night and this broad's all over him. 327 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,747 And she's got a really nice body, she's horny as hell. 328 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:29,334 So they step outside, walk over to this picnic ground . . . 329 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,963 . . . she starts blowing him next to this swing set. 330 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:37,134 He's about to shoot his load, reaches down to start fingering . . . 331 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:41,096 . . . undoes the skirt, reaches in, grabs hold of a goddamn prick. 332 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,433 - Jesus Christ. - Crying Game. 333 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,852 This is a true story. 334 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,688 My friend can't let it get out . . . 335 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,774 . . . and wants to humiliate the freak as much as he was. 336 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,445 So he gets this fucking acid. Burns everything. 337 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,489 He pours it on her arms, on her face, everywhere. 338 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,533 Her prick. 339 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,286 That's one bad motherfucker. 340 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,832 That's how good this broad looked. Had my friend totally fooled. 341 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,335 She had to get a glass eye. 342 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,639 Look who's here! 343 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,269 You can't say hello to your uncle? 344 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,188 Hey, Uncle Pussy. 345 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,690 Look what my friend did to Carmela's car. 346 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,442 What were you thinking? 347 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:39,696 You gotta learn to respect the value of things. This is your property. 348 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,824 Here, go get a soda. 349 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,121 - Longest ride of my life. - What's the matter? 350 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:52,751 He used to be happy-go-lucky. Now he's moody, questions the universe. 351 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,711 Like father, like son. 352 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,214 Fuck you, I'm serious. 353 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,841 You're his confirmation sponsor. Do something. 354 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,887 All right. But 1 3, 1 4, they start getting broody. 355 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,015 It's getting so I don't want to be with him. 356 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,600 Use a belt if you gotta. 357 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,104 He's bombing in school. He got a C, 3 D's and an F. 358 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,939 Madonna, look at him. 359 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,400 Anthony, how you making out in school? 360 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,319 I got a C, 3 D's and an F. 361 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,095 - Where you been? - I was hanging out with Jon. 362 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,890 - lzzacupo? - Favreau. 363 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:50,559 You were? 364 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,812 - You went to the set? - Yeah. 365 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,857 Why didn't you call? 366 00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:01,403 We were only there a half-hour, then they wanted a tour of Jersey. 367 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,781 They did? 368 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,829 What? 369 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,749 Vince Vaughn didn't come down there! 370 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,467 - Elbow up. Keep it straight. - Coach is having me pull. 371 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:27,512 Fuck him. My son don't hit sacrifice flies. 372 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,598 You're up next. 373 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,683 No, I just want to watch. 374 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,228 Snap out of this, Anthony. 375 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,854 Come on, it's fun. 376 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,857 Yeah, I know. I just don't feel like it. 377 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,693 Sometimes you gotta do things you don't want. 378 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,153 Why? 379 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:46,198 Because your parents say so, and it's tradition. 380 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,117 - Baseball's not my tradition. - Hell it ain't. 381 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:52,955 Your dad in high school, was almost All-County Left Field. 382 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,375 But I'm not talking about that. It's about your confirmation. 383 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,043 I don't want to get confirmed. 384 00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,962 - Why not? - Don't matter why not. 385 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,799 You're looking for purpose. Doing what's right is your purpose. 386 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,926 - Not according to Nietzsche. - Who? 387 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,553 Nietzsche. 388 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,680 Let me tell you something. 389 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:13,392 Nietzsche wound up talking to his horse. 390 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,645 And I know what you're gonna tell me: Sartre, right? 391 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,231 Well, Sartre was a fucking fraud. 392 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:22,150 He copped it all from Husserl and Heidegger. 393 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,070 Go on. 394 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,449 You should start at the beginning. 395 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,743 Take a look at Kierkegaard. 396 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,620 Whatever. 397 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:38,667 Kierkegaard said, "Every duty is essentially duty to God. " 398 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,961 "Nigga, be a leader not a follower. " 399 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,880 - What? - Master P said that. 400 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,923 You still listen to rap? 401 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:46,425 Why? 402 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,887 It's just all about marketing now. 403 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,361 Welcome to SoHo Grand. 404 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,322 I'm here to see Jon Favreau. 405 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,532 One moment, please. 406 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,493 - Who may I say is calling? - Jerry from Newark. 407 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,537 He's expecting me. 408 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,749 I'm sorry. He's requested not to be disturbed. 409 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,210 Tell him his 2 p.m. Is waiting. 410 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,713 He has his telephone programmed so as to not be disturbed. 411 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,798 It's 2:00 in the afternoon! 412 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,800 Would you care to leave a message? 413 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,223 Would you see if Amy Safir's in? 414 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,144 Hey! What are you doing here? 415 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:43,690 I was gonna meet Jon about my script but the "Do not disturb" sign is up. 416 00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:47,653 Shooting went very late. We didn't wrap until 5:30. Come on in. 417 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,576 I brought him Jersey's best "sangweech. " Best in the world. 418 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,203 That was very nice. 419 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:59,748 - You want it? - No, thanks. I brushed my teeth. 420 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:03,126 Here, have a seat. Want some coffee? 421 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:06,922 No, I can't stay. I got some business to take care of. 422 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,929 if they ever knew I was into this . . . . 423 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:19,184 What I'm saying is, this kind of thing is unacceptable where I come from. 424 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:24,314 - You know if he read my script yet? - I have your script. 425 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,192 - What? - Jon asked me to read it. 426 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,404 Don't take it personally. It's the process. 427 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,157 Billy Bob wrote something for Jon and he had me read it first. 428 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,493 Hello? 429 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:39,121 Hey, honey. Your cousin's here. 430 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,916 That's right, the screenwriter. 431 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:46,044 Gregory says, "Go fuck yourself. " 432 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,130 Union Square Cafe? 433 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,507 All right, I'll see you there. 434 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,637 So, what did you think? 435 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,140 - About what? - My script! 436 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,893 I love movies. I started with dialogue . . . 437 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:05,439 . . . but then you gotta find conflict and tell the story in picture arcs. 438 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:10,652 I think it's got some real heart. Some good, raw emotion in it. 439 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,863 You should try and finish it. 440 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:16,491 Yeah, I hit a fucking wall. Third act shit. 441 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,703 Vicki King in 21 Days to How to Write A Movie in... 442 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,496 . . . says that's not uncommon. 443 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:24,917 These aren't third act problems, they're in the second act. 444 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,335 Get the fuck out. 445 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:30,881 See, you ended right here in the middle of page 83. 446 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:36,511 Yeah, this sentence could have gone either way. 447 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:40,474 When Frankie says, "l don't know whether to shit or go blind" . . . 448 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:44,019 . . . he's at a crossroads. He doesn't know. 449 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:48,440 But that's an expression, right? Like, a joke, "Shit or go blind. " 450 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:52,903 No, because later on his father gets cancer of the eye, what's it called? 451 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,738 Glaucoma or whatever? 452 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,991 Runs in the family. They have to get him a guide dog. 453 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:04,748 But the third act starts at page 90. 454 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,542 I'm not at the third act yet? 455 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:10,420 Your inciting incident happens on page 12. It should be on 3. 456 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,714 I knew that arc shit fucked me up. 457 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,342 I tried making it three dimensions— 458 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:18,345 Here. Sit. I'll show you. 459 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:22,933 Okay. 460 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,143 See, I was thinking . . . 461 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:29,648 . . . if you take the scene where Rocco is fucking the two Asian strippers— 462 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,483 - That's a plot point. - I know. 463 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,819 But my question is, what's at stake? 464 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:37,114 - The jeopardy's unclear. - What jeopardy? 465 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,743 There's a seven-part hierarchy of human needs . . . 466 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,539 . . . that explains and clarifies what drives us. 467 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,208 Starting with the basic needs . . . 468 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,878 . . .like food and water. 469 00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:53,380 So you like my script? 470 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:56,300 It's very good, Christopher. 471 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,887 You want me to tell you all seven? 472 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:02,055 Seven what? 473 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:04,850 - The human needs. - Yeah. 474 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,978 - Survival. - Yeah. 475 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,732 - Safety and security. - Yeah. 476 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,528 The need to understand. 477 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,380 Hi, Grandma. 478 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,176 Grandma? 479 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:22,886 Who is it? 480 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,638 You woke me. 481 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,641 It's me, Anthony Jr. 482 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,812 I didn't know I had a grandson. 483 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,188 I miss you. 484 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:36,775 Yeah, you should. You never come see me. 485 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:38,318 I've been busy. 486 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:40,237 Everybody's busy! 487 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,155 And don't lie to me. 488 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:45,158 I know your father forbids your coming down here. 489 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,829 He doesn't. He just doesn't want us talking about you. 490 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,373 Well, he can go shit in his hat. 491 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:56,628 He's mad at me right now. 492 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,965 I shouldn't use that kind of talk. 493 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:03,510 Don't let me ever catch you talking that way. 494 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,054 Now, what did you do bad? 495 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,640 My dad doesn't like my attitude. 496 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:11,894 So Uncle Pussy said l should come down and talk to you . . . 497 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,980 . . . because you're old and have wisdom and stuff. 498 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,149 His mother's another one. 499 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,985 Well, what did you do? 500 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,696 I took Mom's car out and it got wrecked. 501 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:24,990 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 502 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,952 - Was it bad? - Uncle Pussy already fixed it. 503 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,580 - Did you wear your safety belt? - Yeah. 504 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,791 Because there was an article in the paper the other day . . . 505 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:39,588 . . . about a bunch of teenagers from out near the Delaware Water Gap. 506 00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,925 They overcrowded their car, it hit a tree . . . 507 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,093 . . . and it incinerated. 508 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,762 And they got trapped. 509 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:51,099 People could hear them screaming. They couldn't get out. 510 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,269 The safety belts did it. Buckled them in. 511 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:57,439 See, that's what I mean. What's the purpose? 512 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,608 - Of what? - Of being. 513 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,735 Here on our planet. 514 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278 The Earth. 515 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,073 I mean, those kids were dead meat. 516 00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:08,575 What's the use? What's the purpose? 517 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,745 Why does everything have to have a purpose? 518 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,122 The world is a jungle! 519 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:18,877 And if you want my advice, Anthony, don't expect happiness. 520 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,589 You won't get it, people let you down . . . 521 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,883 . . . and I'm not naming any names . . . 522 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:28,804 . . . but in the end, you die in your own arms. 523 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,893 You mean . . . 524 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,395 . . . alone? 525 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:41,525 It's all a big nothing. What makes you think you're so special? 526 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,535 I guess I won't order us any espresso. 527 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,164 I took an acting class once. 528 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,625 Oh, yeah? How'd that go for you? 529 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,295 - But I didn't need it. - Oh, yeah. 530 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:04,882 I figured out as far as movies, I'll be a player, not an actor. 531 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:07,175 That's smart, man. Like Bugsy. 532 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:10,137 That was another thing that blew about Swingers. 533 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,806 - The acting? - Know what was good acting? 534 00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:15,601 Hanks! Private Ryan. 535 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,227 "Earn it. " 536 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:21,148 It's unfair to compare the two. One is soldiers dying at Normandy . . . 537 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:24,568 . . . the other is guys looking for blowjobs in Vegas. 538 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:26,904 Yeah, well, you made the movie. 539 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:35,120 Listen, you mind if I ask you something? 540 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:42,002 Are you strapped right now? 541 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,089 Strapped? 542 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,220 Fuck! 543 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,765 Jesus-fucking-Christ, watch out, man! 544 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,226 Holy fuck! 545 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,562 Can I ask you something else? 546 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:02,231 That's what I'm here for. 547 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,733 It will not leave this room, I swear. 548 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,818 Have you ever . . .? 549 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:08,820 Have I ever what? 550 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:11,782 - Come on, you know. - No, what? 551 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:15,577 I'm not gonna answer unless you ask. 552 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,080 No, that's cool, man. I'm sorry. 553 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,207 - You can ask me. - No, that's cool. 554 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:23,085 Oh, come on. Come on, Rocky. 555 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:27,464 Come on, Rocky, ask me. Did I what? Have I ever what? 556 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,383 - Nothing, man. - Come on. What? 557 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:30,884 Just take it back. 558 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,261 This? 559 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:35,097 - Come on, you're money! - I think the safety's off! 560 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,266 - Cut it out! - Come on, you're money. 561 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:38,934 Here we go, you're money. 562 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,394 - Did I ever what? - Stop! 563 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,688 - Did I ever what? - Just stop! 564 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:50,028 It's not cool, man. I got dialogue tomorrow. 565 00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:52,364 My voice gets scratchy. It's not cool. 566 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:56,869 So, what did you think of my script? 567 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:03,166 Well, you know Franky? 568 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:06,879 Yeah, I know Franky. He's my fucking leading man. 569 00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:12,843 He's kind of like a contradictory character. 570 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:18,348 In a good way. You know, like complex. 571 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:25,772 - Should he wear the taps on his shoes? - I was gonna ask you. 572 00:34:26,023 --> 00:34:28,275 They sound cool. They're his trademark. 573 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,195 But in the hit they'll hear him on the roof. 574 00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:33,197 Right, that's a problem. 575 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:36,491 But what I was thinking was . . . 576 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:40,495 . . .in this script, in all scripts really . . . 577 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,707 . . .it begs to show more of the author in it. 578 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:46,501 Your life, your vision. 579 00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:49,254 The roof is soft tar! 580 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,175 That'll work. 581 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:55,510 The roof is soft tar! 582 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,221 Okay. 583 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,817 And the father could go blind sooner . . . 584 00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:15,489 . . . and then he could smell the tar on Franky's shoes . . . 585 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:18,408 . . . and then he knows that his son's the killer. 586 00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:21,161 Holy fuck! That's fucking great! 587 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:24,039 Then he's gotta put one in his old man's head! 588 00:35:24,248 --> 00:35:26,959 Blam! Then another one! Blam! 589 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,253 Fucking brilliant. 590 00:35:38,971 --> 00:35:42,808 I spent all day with my friend picking out her bridesmaid's dresses. 591 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,519 I haven't found anything for the confirmation. 592 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:49,523 With all the flowers coming into bloom, I'd love to be a June bride. 593 00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:51,108 Here's your June groom. 594 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,903 Come on. 595 00:35:57,281 --> 00:35:58,657 Sorry I'm late. 596 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:02,536 I ordered you pasta fagiol and we'll get an antipasto to share. 597 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:05,122 They got some rare imported salami. 598 00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:09,918 - You feel okay, Christopher? - I'm fine. 599 00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:13,672 We were discussing Anna's wedding. 600 00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,174 - What about you? - What about who? 601 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:18,135 Make it a double wedding. 602 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,470 First someone has to propose. 603 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,521 Has Anna chosen her caterer yet? 604 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,440 - She got Villa de Roma. - Good. 605 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,692 I think Caravaggio's is slipping. 606 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:36,278 - They fired the produce guy. - Enough! 607 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,823 I am so sick of hearing you people talk about food! 608 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:43,285 All anybody talks about is prosciutto, cheese and beans! 609 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,995 I'm drowning here! 610 00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:47,873 - Christ, take it easy! - We're not even engaged! 611 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:51,084 When you're married you'll understand the importance! 612 00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:52,836 Fuck the importance. 613 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,809 He didn't mean that. 614 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:12,773 Fuck him. I tried so hard to be supportive with his art . . . 615 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,817 . . . and with getting his screenplay made. 616 00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:18,529 His screenplay? 617 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,576 Any updates on Wyczchuk? 618 00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:28,580 - I'm on it. Nothing's doing. - We're wiring you for the confirmation. 619 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,667 You think I'm wearing a wire in God's house? 620 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:35,671 Yes. We don't care about the service but the party after, at Tony's. 621 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,340 You motherfuck, I'm the kid's sponsor! 622 00:37:38,549 --> 00:37:41,885 Well, who the fuck is sponsoring you, motherfucker? 623 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:57,526 Sir, I don't want to tell you again, this is a smoke-free environment. 624 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,038 Yo, Amy. 625 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,124 Hey, you. 626 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:13,834 What a nice surprise. 627 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,086 Yeah, I was in the neighborhood. 628 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:17,754 Where were you? 629 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:20,924 I was at the big Chloé party. 630 00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:24,011 Sat across from Alphonse D'Amato. 631 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:26,305 God, these things are killing me. 632 00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:31,101 I was thinking we could stop down at Umberto's. 633 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:35,063 Excellent. I'll just change real quick. 634 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,576 I like those. 635 00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:51,955 Manolo Blahnik. 636 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,125 Let me see. 637 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,837 - What, these? - Come here. 638 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,591 - You want to see these. - Yeah. 639 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:05,302 You want to see my shoes? 640 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:10,307 - You can look but you can't touch. - I can't touch? 641 00:39:25,489 --> 00:39:27,616 So, what did your father do? 642 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,826 Was he a movie producer? 643 00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:32,037 He's a neurosurgeon at Cedars-Sinai. 644 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:36,375 - Is this question-and-answer hour? - I want to know about you. 645 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,919 I'm not usually an open person. 646 00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:42,881 Your old man didn't press you to become a doctor like him? 647 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:46,093 - I was premed at Yale freshman year. - Fucking Yale. 648 00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:50,556 I swear, you Jews have your own Cosa Nostra hidden in that lvy League. 649 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:55,352 That's very funny. 650 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:56,853 Very imagistic. 651 00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:58,480 Thank you. 652 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:00,983 So . . . 653 00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:05,153 . . . that guy in the club the other night, what'd you say to him? 654 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,239 That's for me to know. 655 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:10,200 Did you make him an offer he couldn't refuse? 656 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:12,244 - Nothing. - Come on. 657 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:17,207 I told him, "Be a good boy and I'll let this girl blow you afterwards. " 658 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,505 Ever been with a member of The Tribe before? 659 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,090 - Yeah. - Really? 660 00:40:25,299 --> 00:40:27,509 You think I discriminate? I'm PC. 661 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:32,723 - No, you haven't. - Why do you ask if you think you know? 662 00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:35,434 - When? - I don't fuck and tell. 663 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,227 When? 664 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,230 Two nights ago. 665 00:40:44,193 --> 00:40:46,862 You ever shag another skinny guinea? 666 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,490 Oh, fuck! 667 00:40:50,741 --> 00:40:52,284 Fuck me! 668 00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:56,330 How are we gonna tell him? 669 00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,749 Amy, don't do this now. 670 00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:02,085 - We'll figure something out. - I'm not a bad person. 671 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,296 Amy, get back here! 672 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,291 Shit. 673 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,669 Amy, listen. 674 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,922 "Long shot. A nightclub. 675 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,216 Not just any nightclub. 676 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,510 Cut to close-up on the letter C . . . 677 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,303 . . . then an O then a P. " 678 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,806 You're not supposed to be reading that. 679 00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:58,517 It's a limited distribution, numbered draft. 680 00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:00,060 "Pull back to reveal . . . 681 00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:03,397 . . . this is the Copacabana. lnside it's all fun and games . . . 682 00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:07,818 . . .as mobsters wine and dine their beautiful goomars. " Jesus! 683 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,321 You can see it! You can see the movie from the words! 684 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:13,532 This is the way you write a script! 685 00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:21,331 Fucking shit! 686 00:42:24,126 --> 00:42:25,961 Hey! Come out of there! 687 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:30,132 He used it! Because he gave me that tar idea? 688 00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:32,092 I could have come up with that! 689 00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:33,760 - What? - The friend of mine . . . 690 00:42:34,011 --> 00:42:36,847 . . . stone wiseguy. Jon used his whole fucking story! 691 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:38,932 The she-male and the acid! 692 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:41,602 This is Joey Cippolini's fucking story! 693 00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:43,520 There's no character Cippolini. 694 00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:45,355 He can't put that in there! 695 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:47,024 It's not the same at all. 696 00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:50,611 - What are you talking about? - Your friend was at a swing set. 697 00:42:50,861 --> 00:42:53,071 This guy is at the Statue of Liberty. 698 00:42:53,322 --> 00:42:56,742 Don't you understand where I'm from? I explained it! 699 00:42:57,451 --> 00:42:59,494 Where are you going? 700 00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:04,082 We can't take it out. We faxed it to Oliver who's agreed to be attached. 701 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,959 It's his favorite thing. 702 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:10,172 Don't, he's sleeping! Come on, how mad could your friend get? 703 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:13,091 - 1204 checked out. - Where is he? 704 00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:17,429 This is so absurd of you to get so bent out of shape! 705 00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:27,147 - Production pass? - I've been on set before. 706 00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:29,942 - I still need to see your pass. - I know Jon. 707 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:34,530 This is a closed set. No visitors, no press, no friends of Jon. 708 00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:38,200 - Hey, pucchiacca! - Hi. 709 00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:41,119 - Where's Jon? - He left this morning for L.A. 710 00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:44,957 - Fucking, cocksucking, mezzo finocchio! - What does that mean? 711 00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:47,251 You got more stuff like that I can use? 712 00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:54,550 The confirmation starts in an hour. 713 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:57,636 Would you let me in? I need to put my face on. 714 00:44:03,267 --> 00:44:05,018 You've been in there all week! 715 00:44:05,269 --> 00:44:06,645 I'm shaving! 716 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:09,982 I don't want you coming in! 717 00:44:10,232 --> 00:44:13,402 The only goddamn mirror with any good light is in there! 718 00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:18,740 - Here's your fucking mirror! - Fuck! Jesus! 719 00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:41,680 Don't open that fucking door! 720 00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,182 Shit. 721 00:44:50,814 --> 00:44:52,107 What the fuck! 722 00:44:52,316 --> 00:44:54,193 I'll kill you, you fucking bitch! 723 00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:56,570 - I'll kill you! - Let go of me! 724 00:44:56,987 --> 00:44:58,780 - I'll kill you! - Dad! 725 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:01,700 Jesus Christ! What the fuck's with you? 726 00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:06,496 What, are you bleeding? 727 00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:22,012 He'll be with you shortly. May I get you a water? 728 00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:24,223 No, thank you. 729 00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:28,477 Wow, Robert Rodriquez has signed on to do a remake of Viva Zapata! 730 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:30,270 . . . with Harvey and Bob. 731 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:34,650 - You don't return my fucking messages? - Christopher, this is so not cool. 732 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:39,154 You listen to me now, you stupid bitch! You cannot use that story. 733 00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:41,532 This is neither the time nor the place. 734 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:45,410 - What, you want to see me clipped? - Have you touched base with Jon? 735 00:45:45,661 --> 00:45:47,996 I spoke to his jerk-off assistant . . . 736 00:45:48,247 --> 00:45:50,832 . . . she said I should take it up with you. 737 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:54,503 I'm sorry. I don't even know who that would be, that assistant. 738 00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:57,214 - Are you here to see—? - Get the fuck out! 739 00:45:57,464 --> 00:46:01,343 Look, I'm flying into L.A. this afternoon. We'll touch base. 740 00:46:02,636 --> 00:46:04,179 You were just gonna leave? 741 00:46:04,555 --> 00:46:06,765 What are you talking about? 742 00:46:06,974 --> 00:46:08,100 My script. 743 00:46:08,892 --> 00:46:11,687 Based on Mickey Blue Eyes ' first weekend foreign . . . 744 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:16,358 . . . there's a wait-and-see attitude on Mafia projects. We'll have to pass. 745 00:46:16,608 --> 00:46:18,735 Did Jon say that? Are those his words? 746 00:46:18,986 --> 00:46:21,196 I speak for Jon and if you let me finish . . . 747 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:24,575 . . . we assure you we'll look at anything else you write. 748 00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:26,493 - You're good. - Christopher— 749 00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:29,079 Fucking Walnuts don't lie as good as you. 750 00:46:29,329 --> 00:46:30,163 Amy. 751 00:46:30,414 --> 00:46:33,458 David's ready to see you. Right this way. 752 00:46:35,711 --> 00:46:38,672 Chris, it was wrong with us . . . 753 00:46:38,881 --> 00:46:40,966 . . . and Greg . . . 754 00:46:41,216 --> 00:46:42,634 . . . and all that. 755 00:46:44,136 --> 00:46:46,179 I really liked you. 756 00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:54,438 This is getting kind of William lnge here. 757 00:46:54,688 --> 00:46:56,190 I gotta go. 758 00:46:56,857 --> 00:46:58,400 You fucking D-girl! 759 00:46:59,193 --> 00:47:01,111 Excuse me? 760 00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:04,114 Excuse me, I'm a vice president . . . 761 00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:06,408 . . .you fucking asshole. 762 00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:12,873 Thanks for coming. 763 00:47:13,457 --> 00:47:15,792 Hey! There they are! 764 00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:17,961 Congratulations. 765 00:47:18,212 --> 00:47:19,338 Thanks. 766 00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:21,006 Kid did good up at the altar. 767 00:47:24,426 --> 00:47:26,220 - Were you proud of him? - Oh, yeah. 768 00:47:26,428 --> 00:47:28,680 - Where's Carm? - In the kitchen. 769 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,392 - Ange! - Some place you got here. 770 00:47:32,643 --> 00:47:35,020 Hey, Richie. Have a drink. 771 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:37,481 Fucking resorts international. 772 00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:38,941 Hey, little brother. 773 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:41,902 No, the bar's down the hall. 774 00:47:42,152 --> 00:47:43,737 Over there. 775 00:47:43,946 --> 00:47:45,781 Oh, and we count the silverware. 776 00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:49,785 Hi. I'm Janice Soprano. 777 00:47:50,661 --> 00:47:52,412 - Janice now? - I don't know. 778 00:47:52,663 --> 00:47:56,917 Listen, I heard we won't be bothered anymore from our neighbor Wyczchuk. 779 00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:59,920 - No neighbor of mine. - What did you hear on that? 780 00:48:00,128 --> 00:48:01,630 Tony, we're out of ice. 781 00:48:02,589 --> 00:48:03,966 All right. 782 00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:16,478 Here. 783 00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:21,483 - Give it to me. - Hey, give me a hit. 784 00:48:25,863 --> 00:48:27,155 Oh, shit. 785 00:48:27,406 --> 00:48:29,408 You two, get out of here. 786 00:48:32,452 --> 00:48:34,538 We also need some more Cokes and— 787 00:48:34,788 --> 00:48:35,998 What's that smell? 788 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:42,546 What kind of animal smokes marijuana at his own confirmation? 789 00:48:42,796 --> 00:48:45,382 - I don't know. - Enough with, "l don't know" ! 790 00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:48,886 Why yell at me? Even Grandma says the world has no purpose. 791 00:48:49,136 --> 00:48:51,847 Get inside right now and join your guests. 792 00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:56,310 Be a good Catholic for 15 fucking minutes! Is that so much to ask? 793 00:49:11,909 --> 00:49:15,078 - What happened? What's the matter? - You don't want to know. 794 00:49:15,787 --> 00:49:18,207 Fucking kid's in the garage getting high. 795 00:49:18,415 --> 00:49:20,709 All right, let me talk to him. 796 00:49:31,303 --> 00:49:32,596 Anthony. 797 00:49:32,930 --> 00:49:34,473 Go away. 798 00:49:34,765 --> 00:49:36,975 No. I'm your sponsor. 799 00:49:37,226 --> 00:49:39,561 We need to talk. You need to listen. 800 00:49:47,778 --> 00:49:52,616 You see your parents as these great big dictators. These disciplinarians. 801 00:49:52,824 --> 00:49:55,744 But I know your Dad from when he was younger than you. 802 00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:58,121 What difference does it make? 803 00:49:58,372 --> 00:50:00,040 Listen to me, all right? 804 00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:01,583 You listening? 805 00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,085 Yeah. 806 00:50:03,335 --> 00:50:04,920 I know him. 807 00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:10,968 I was 16 years old and my kid sister, Nucci . . . 808 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:13,720 . . . she had the spinal meningitis . . . 809 00:50:13,971 --> 00:50:16,807 . . . and she got to a point where she couldn't breathe. 810 00:50:18,642 --> 00:50:21,228 - She was real sick? - Yeah. 811 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:25,983 And she was in the hospital, and your father, he was the only one . . . 812 00:50:26,233 --> 00:50:27,901 . . . he came with me every day. 813 00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:31,446 He sat by her bed. He looked at her drawings. 814 00:50:31,697 --> 00:50:35,993 He watched her when I had to use the john or get something to eat. 815 00:50:37,911 --> 00:50:41,206 I was waiting for a hamburger when she passed away. 816 00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:46,044 - She died, huh? - Yeah. 817 00:50:47,129 --> 00:50:50,507 See, you know what really pisses me off about my dad? 818 00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:53,760 He did all these great things then. 819 00:50:54,011 --> 00:50:56,430 Before he was my dad. 820 00:50:57,347 --> 00:50:58,849 Now he's just an asshole. 821 00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:00,809 Hey! Hey! 822 00:51:01,393 --> 00:51:02,728 Listen to me. 823 00:51:02,978 --> 00:51:06,690 Your father would catch a bullet for you. Don't you forget that. 824 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:08,317 He's a standup guy. 825 00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:11,028 I don't know. 826 00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:12,696 Not to me, he's not. 827 00:51:12,946 --> 00:51:15,866 Well, I do know. And I know what kind of a man he is. 828 00:51:17,659 --> 00:51:19,578 Don't ever forget it. 829 00:51:23,165 --> 00:51:26,251 Uncle Pussy? What's the matter? 830 00:51:27,586 --> 00:51:28,962 Nothing. 831 00:51:38,388 --> 00:51:39,806 Now go enjoy your party. 832 00:51:40,015 --> 00:51:43,352 Make your parents happy. You got your health, your family... 833 00:51:43,602 --> 00:51:47,356 enjoy it while you can. While you got it all in your hand. 834 00:51:47,606 --> 00:51:48,857 Come here. 835 00:51:49,066 --> 00:51:50,359 Give Uncle Pussy a hug. 836 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,585 Hey, he's down there. 837 00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:14,841 Where the fuck you been? 838 00:52:15,092 --> 00:52:16,301 It's for AJ. 839 00:52:17,219 --> 00:52:19,763 I got one son and you miss his confirmation? 840 00:52:20,097 --> 00:52:23,934 I figure with all my sins I don't want the Church caving in. 841 00:52:31,275 --> 00:52:32,860 On the fucking rag again. 842 00:52:33,110 --> 00:52:35,988 I'm on the rag. She's wondering who the fuck you are. 843 00:52:36,238 --> 00:52:38,282 No lectures. I'm not in the mood. 844 00:52:38,532 --> 00:52:39,867 I agree. 845 00:52:40,784 --> 00:52:43,412 I'm gonna go back and be with my guests. 846 00:52:43,662 --> 00:52:45,289 In 10 minutes I'll look up. 847 00:52:45,539 --> 00:52:49,126 if you're gone, I'll assume you went to look for what's calling you . . . 848 00:52:49,668 --> 00:52:51,753 . . . and that I will never see you again. 849 00:52:55,549 --> 00:52:59,094 if you're here, I'll assume you have no other desire but to be with me . . . 850 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:03,223 . . . and your actions will show it every fucking second of every fucking day. 851 00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:06,185 Now you understand me? 852 00:53:06,894 --> 00:53:08,270 Don't answer me. 853 00:53:08,937 --> 00:53:10,564 Take the 10 minutes. 854 00:53:10,814 --> 00:53:12,232 You think about it. 855 00:53:15,569 --> 00:53:17,196 Hey, you! 856 00:53:17,404 --> 00:53:18,655 Come here. 857 00:53:20,073 --> 00:53:22,201 Come on, let's take the picture. 858 00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:12,042 Let's get the picture. 859 00:54:12,251 --> 00:54:13,919 - AJ, come on. - Over there. 860 00:54:14,169 --> 00:54:16,004 Wait a minute, where's Pussy? 861 00:54:16,213 --> 00:54:18,131 Yeah, where's the godfather? 862 00:56:03,028 --> 00:56:04,071 English Subtitles by Gelula/SDl