1 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,091 The Knight In White Satin Armor 2 00:03:01,272 --> 00:03:03,316 Had some great naps on this. 3 00:03:03,576 --> 00:03:04,924 - You okay? - Sure. 4 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:10,231 Shades of Starving Students, Santa Monica, Summer of '78. 5 00:03:10,448 --> 00:03:11,796 - You were a mover? - Yeah. 6 00:03:12,057 --> 00:03:16,101 - How many jobs you had? - Enough to know I don't want another. 7 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:21,233 - These floors have wonderful glide. - You're looking great, Rick. 8 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:24,800 Beautiful, Juliet, beautiful! 9 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,061 Richie's son is still flying down to Rio? 10 00:03:29,323 --> 00:03:31,975 - Dad must be proud as punch. - He is. 11 00:03:32,236 --> 00:03:36,107 Those two made top 10 in the Embassy Ball Championships last year. 12 00:03:36,411 --> 00:03:38,499 Ton! Hey, man. 13 00:03:39,151 --> 00:03:41,760 Jackie! How's your rash? 14 00:03:43,283 --> 00:03:44,805 How you doing? 15 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:46,544 You want a beer, T? 16 00:03:47,675 --> 00:03:51,546 No, no. That's all right. Go join your wastrel friends. 17 00:03:56,721 --> 00:03:58,330 What's the matter? 18 00:03:58,591 --> 00:04:00,722 Jackie Aprile loved knowledge. 19 00:04:00,983 --> 00:04:05,288 When he was dying of cancer, he prayed his son would go to medical school. 20 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:08,333 if he knew he dropped out of college, break his heart. 21 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:11,768 It didn't hurt The Beatles, Bill Gates. 22 00:04:12,029 --> 00:04:14,377 His Uncle Richie's looking out for him. 23 00:04:15,987 --> 00:04:19,640 - Easier than dealing with his own son. - Tony, don't do that. 24 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:22,945 He's taking AJ to the dirt bike championships. 25 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:27,251 - AJ can't go. He got a C in Algebra. - Does Carmela know about this? 26 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,251 You really want to know? 27 00:04:30,773 --> 00:04:33,339 - I don't want him around my kids. - Richie? 28 00:04:33,557 --> 00:04:37,340 - You heard me. - What the fuck are you talking about? 29 00:04:37,558 --> 00:04:41,124 - Ask Gia Gaeta. - Richie told me all about that. 30 00:04:41,863 --> 00:04:44,168 The transmission slipped out of gear. 31 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,560 He's lucky he wasn't crushed too. 32 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:51,257 For your information, Beansie Gaeta owed major dollars for 10 years. 33 00:04:51,518 --> 00:04:54,562 - And Richie didn't ask for interest. - Why not? 34 00:04:56,085 --> 00:04:59,607 if we're so awful, why throw us an engagement party? 35 00:04:59,825 --> 00:05:03,738 Because you're my sister. And I try to do what's right. 36 00:05:03,956 --> 00:05:05,609 Anyway, it's my wife's thing. 37 00:05:05,826 --> 00:05:08,392 lnclude planking that Russian girl of yours? 38 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:10,393 You know what? Be in denial. 39 00:05:10,653 --> 00:05:13,871 Be a codependent to a shitbag. What the fuck do I care? 40 00:05:14,263 --> 00:05:17,960 You just can't stand to see me happy, can you? You motherfucker. 41 00:05:18,178 --> 00:05:20,308 Shove that settee up your ass. 42 00:05:59,057 --> 00:06:02,667 I love my new pony boots, Tony. 43 00:06:10,712 --> 00:06:12,018 Yeah, nice. 44 00:06:13,931 --> 00:06:16,801 Why don't you wear them during your interviews? 45 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:25,717 You call Sy Littman yet? 46 00:06:25,978 --> 00:06:27,674 No, I'm doing it. 47 00:06:30,283 --> 00:06:32,501 There's good money in modeling. 48 00:06:32,761 --> 00:06:36,415 You don't want to spend the rest of your life at a department store. 49 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:40,504 - What do you care what I do? - Don't start with the moody shit. 50 00:06:44,809 --> 00:06:47,113 - What is that? - Chicken Soup for the Soul. 51 00:06:47,331 --> 00:06:50,245 Read "Tomato Sauce for Your Ass," the ltalian version. 52 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:05,205 Why? You jealous? 53 00:07:05,814 --> 00:07:07,510 You fucking him? 54 00:07:07,771 --> 00:07:12,468 - I can't have a conversation with you. - It's a fucking question. 55 00:07:14,381 --> 00:07:16,338 Maybe you ought to think about it. 56 00:07:17,121 --> 00:07:20,209 Finding somebody who can give you everything you want. 57 00:07:20,427 --> 00:07:22,122 I told you, he drives a limo. 58 00:07:23,384 --> 00:07:25,950 I'm not talking about those things. 59 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:30,299 I'm talking about a family, marriage, children. 60 00:07:30,646 --> 00:07:33,778 I don't want to find someone. I have you. 61 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:38,780 To take you out to dinner and screw your brains out? 62 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:40,954 What's wrong with you? 63 00:07:42,215 --> 00:07:44,433 Tony, no. Don't go. 64 00:07:44,694 --> 00:07:47,304 You don't know what the fuck you want! 65 00:07:47,564 --> 00:07:50,131 Don't yell at me, please. This is a bad time. 66 00:07:50,391 --> 00:07:52,696 My new boss is so mean to me. 67 00:07:52,913 --> 00:07:55,305 It's always a bad time. With the cousins— 68 00:07:55,522 --> 00:07:57,219 Tony! No, please, no! 69 00:08:04,395 --> 00:08:08,526 You know it hasn't been good for a long time. For either of us. 70 00:08:11,006 --> 00:08:11,875 I'll die without you. 71 00:08:12,136 --> 00:08:15,137 No you won't. You'll forget about me in two weeks. 72 00:08:15,355 --> 00:08:17,659 No, if you go, I'll kill myself. 73 00:08:19,181 --> 00:08:21,748 Don't you fucking threaten me, Rina. 74 00:08:22,008 --> 00:08:25,226 This is over. I can't do this anymore. 75 00:08:25,488 --> 00:08:27,748 I'm not gonna do it anymore. 76 00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:30,532 You talk to that guy about the modeling. 77 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:34,446 I'll take care of you till you get on your feet. 78 00:08:34,707 --> 00:08:37,056 But I'm not doing this anymore. Understand? 79 00:08:41,926 --> 00:08:43,579 I hate you! 80 00:08:50,103 --> 00:08:53,365 So that's it. Albert splits Nutley with the D'Alessios . . . 81 00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:56,191 . . . and Barone keeps everything north of Paterson. 82 00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:58,626 What else we gotta talk about? 83 00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:02,106 - Fairfield taking bids next week. - What's there to talk about? 84 00:09:02,366 --> 00:09:05,150 - Fairfield's mine. - Was yours. 85 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:07,238 I don't give bids to the handicapped. 86 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,978 Obviously, you're deaf. I told you 10 times. 87 00:09:12,239 --> 00:09:14,456 I find out you still deal blow on those routes. 88 00:09:14,979 --> 00:09:16,805 For that I'm losing a fucking bid? 89 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,458 Next time you'll be in back of one of your trucks. 90 00:09:19,675 --> 00:09:22,198 - Those were my father's routes! - Kid. 91 00:09:22,502 --> 00:09:26,330 Actually, fellas, my cousin Larry wants the Fairfield contract. 92 00:09:26,591 --> 00:09:30,113 Being the hardship on his family while he's awaiting trial. 93 00:09:30,331 --> 00:09:33,070 See? This is why we have a fixed-bid club. 94 00:09:33,332 --> 00:09:36,115 Everyone wants to be at the head of the line. 95 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,202 I been in line for 10 years. 96 00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:42,768 He's asking for what my father would've given if he was boss. 97 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:46,726 It's not because they're brothers. You respected my father, respect Richie. 98 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:50,945 Those who want respect, give respect. 99 00:09:52,597 --> 00:09:56,032 See, he just told you to shut the fuck up . . . 100 00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:59,599 . . . and he told me to go fuck myself. 101 00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:07,775 This bill, Mel. Jesus. 102 00:10:08,036 --> 00:10:12,732 I wish this trial would happen. I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks here. 103 00:10:12,994 --> 00:10:17,734 The Minimization Process could be very good for us, Corrado. 104 00:10:18,604 --> 00:10:22,083 We hire experts to study the wiretap tapes. 105 00:10:22,475 --> 00:10:25,127 Former bureau guys, very thorough. 106 00:10:25,345 --> 00:10:28,955 if they find abuses, we take those findings to the judge . . . 107 00:10:29,216 --> 00:10:32,651 . . . and possibly have all the wiretap evidence thrown out. 108 00:10:32,912 --> 00:10:37,087 I know the feds stay on the phone longer than the 20 seconds . . . 109 00:10:37,305 --> 00:10:40,392 . . . they're allowed to see if the call is relevant. I hear a click. 110 00:10:40,609 --> 00:10:42,654 I could be talking about root beer . . . 111 00:10:42,871 --> 00:10:48,394 . . . and sometimes they stay on 40, 50 seconds before they hang up. Pricks. 112 00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:50,874 - But it'll cost, the study. - How much? 113 00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:53,222 Two hundred plus hours of tapes. 114 00:10:53,483 --> 00:10:58,310 I want to bring on specialized counsel to handle the wiretap litigation. 115 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:03,007 - Ballpark figure? - Yeah, Wrigley-fucking-Field. 116 00:11:03,355 --> 00:11:04,617 Four hundred thousand. 117 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:11,531 Did my nephew say where I'm allowed to move the coke? 118 00:11:11,749 --> 00:11:13,618 He don't give a shit about nobody. 119 00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:18,881 This country's going through boom times with more garbage than ever. 120 00:11:19,142 --> 00:11:21,359 - He won't let me eat. - You want to cry money problems? 121 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:24,491 I'm facing 20 years. I could die in the fucking place! 122 00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:27,535 - You're gonna beat it, skip. - You don't know that! 123 00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:33,798 - That coke is my lifeline right now. - Break it down, Jun. 124 00:11:34,015 --> 00:11:35,276 What choice does he give? 125 00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,973 We need allies to do what you're thinking about. 126 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:40,669 Albert Barese didn't like what he was hearing. 127 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:45,149 And by extension, Larry Barese. Biggest fucking crew in the family. 128 00:11:47,802 --> 00:11:49,933 That doesn't surprise me. 129 00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:56,977 Larry's thought about why he's under indictment and others ain't. 130 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:01,544 - What do you want me to do? - Go talk to Ally Boy. Feel him out. 131 00:12:02,414 --> 00:12:05,285 But he's a slippery fuck. Don't commit. 132 00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:13,417 I'll see you. 133 00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:22,115 He's got tremendous moxie for his size. 134 00:12:22,985 --> 00:12:26,202 Tell me about it. He's a fighter. 135 00:12:41,772 --> 00:12:43,120 - What's this? - Open it. 136 00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:47,991 No, I can see it's J.W. Gold. But we can't accept gifts, Sal. 137 00:12:48,426 --> 00:12:50,209 I'll pass it to the guys. 138 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,340 See? That right there. 139 00:12:52,558 --> 00:12:56,298 You've a policy you stick to. You don't get distracted. 140 00:12:56,559 --> 00:13:00,864 Look what happened to those Egyptians. Those World Trade Center fucks. 141 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,735 Serial numbers on an axle and everyone behind bars. 142 00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:06,039 What the fuck is all this? 143 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:12,824 I owe you, skip. The rest of my life. I'll never forget. 144 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,042 You looked the other way on that Bevilaqua beef. 145 00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:18,694 The bureau would never turn its head on a murder charge. 146 00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:20,652 What else could you say? 147 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,654 - What do you know about Scottsdale? - Arizona? 148 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:28,524 I'll live there when this assignment is over. 149 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,307 - Assignment? - When I'm in Witness Protection. 150 00:13:31,568 --> 00:13:36,700 There's more than 300 days of sun, golf, Giant's spring training. 151 00:13:36,961 --> 00:13:39,744 I'm talking about after two years in Lewisburg. 152 00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:43,223 I think I'll take courses while I'm in the can. 153 00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:45,354 Psychology, criminology. 154 00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:48,007 Give lectures at police departments on OC. 155 00:13:48,963 --> 00:13:50,529 That's an idea. 156 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,487 An airline ticket from the Scatino bust-out. 157 00:13:56,705 --> 00:14:00,488 Tony made a guy order blocks of these through his sporting goods store. 158 00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:04,620 I'll put it on file. 159 00:14:04,838 --> 00:14:06,969 You could use it as cause for a warrant. 160 00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:10,970 Evidence of extortion, intent to defraud. Those are RlCO predicates. 161 00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:15,014 First, you have to tie the ticket to Tony. 162 00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:18,276 And he's too smart to use any of them himself. 163 00:14:18,537 --> 00:14:20,407 He probably moved them by now. 164 00:14:22,146 --> 00:14:26,278 However, this engagement party for the sister? 165 00:14:26,539 --> 00:14:29,018 I'll wire you up. I know you're sensitive— 166 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:33,672 - What the fuck was l, his errand boy? - The Saturn, yeah. 167 00:14:33,888 --> 00:14:36,541 Looking for his kid's teacher's car. 168 00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:40,804 What is that? Any faith I had went out the window that day. 169 00:15:07,028 --> 00:15:08,289 - It's gorgeous. - I know. 170 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,420 Are you out of your mind with the arrangements? 171 00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:12,638 No, my planner did Cerone's wedding. 172 00:15:12,899 --> 00:15:15,856 All I do is I hand out money. I have his card for you. 173 00:15:16,073 --> 00:15:18,944 Your father disappeared, and I ain't paying for that. 174 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,423 Carmela, I love the new wallpaper. 175 00:15:24,641 --> 00:15:25,946 Should I do my den? 176 00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,903 Do you have that guy's number? 177 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:34,165 You got any of those airline tickets from the Scatino bust-out? 178 00:15:34,426 --> 00:15:37,775 - Fucking creep. - Who, Rich? 179 00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:42,646 What happened to that man in the can? Meadow? Go help your mother. 180 00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:49,908 You're in a bit of denial. Richie was a disturbed kid. 181 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,866 So, Janice. I really don't have a shot anymore? 182 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,781 - Having a good time? - What do you want me to say? 183 00:15:59,998 --> 00:16:03,174 I'm sorry. I'm glad for you. 184 00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:08,609 You should've seen Ma. She really wanted to be here. 185 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,783 Can we go back to where I was glad for you? 186 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:13,523 You know, you don't give her a chance, Tony. 187 00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:16,873 She's a completely different person since Prozac. 188 00:16:17,786 --> 00:16:18,656 Since what? 189 00:16:18,873 --> 00:16:19,742 Janice. 190 00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:32,399 You're not gonna believe this shit. They got the old lady on Prozac. 191 00:16:32,615 --> 00:16:33,964 "She's changed," my ass. 192 00:16:34,224 --> 00:16:37,182 She's just too senile to remember who she hates. 193 00:16:38,443 --> 00:16:42,183 - What's wrong with you today? - What do you care? 194 00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:48,707 Go, Richie! 195 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:53,925 Everybody . . . . 196 00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:59,100 I want to thank my future in-laws for making a great party. 197 00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:02,841 And I want to thank you all for coming . . . 198 00:17:03,058 --> 00:17:07,408 . . . and celebrating with us this historical union . . . 199 00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:11,060 . . . of the Apriles and the Sopranos. 200 00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:14,017 They say it's never too late . . . 201 00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:18,280 . . . and they say all good comes to those who wait. 202 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,759 Right on both counts. 203 00:17:27,151 --> 00:17:30,979 - You got anything to add, Ricky? - Glad for you, Dad. 204 00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:35,241 - Stepmom. - Thanks, Rick. 205 00:17:37,851 --> 00:17:42,939 Well, I just wanted to share my happiness with everybody here. 206 00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:48,114 And I have been looking for my soul mate for all of my life. 207 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,332 Madonna, have I looked, right? 208 00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:56,899 I don't know what made me think I'd find anybody in an ashram in Pradesh. 209 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,595 But l . . . . 210 00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:02,639 I found him right here. 211 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,205 At home. 212 00:18:07,076 --> 00:18:10,902 And I just wanted to say that you knock my socks off. 213 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,520 Yeah? 214 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:52,000 Are you also pretending when I kiss you? 215 00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:56,349 I gotta go out. 216 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,002 I'm ashamed of myself. 217 00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:04,917 Yes, you ought to be, definitely. 218 00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:09,396 I'm in the shower. I almost didn't hear the phone. 219 00:19:09,613 --> 00:19:13,353 She's drunk, she's crying. She took 20 sleeping pills! 220 00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:15,267 What the fuck did she think? 221 00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:17,486 - It's not her fault. - Please. 222 00:19:19,269 --> 00:19:21,356 You got one leg. You're not like that. 223 00:19:21,573 --> 00:19:24,183 Her parents were alcoholics . . . 224 00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:27,270 . . .in Petrozavodsk. Horrible, industrial city. 225 00:19:27,531 --> 00:19:31,141 The father died, 55 years old. 226 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:34,837 Lung cancer, cirrhosis of the liver. Good thing. 227 00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:38,795 Anyway, he was not working. The factory was closed down. 228 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:44,231 She had to go to Kazakhstan to live with uncle. Rude, miserable man. 229 00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:59,583 Jesus Christ, Rina. 230 00:20:00,236 --> 00:20:02,105 I don't care no more what happen. 231 00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:07,150 - You got your whole life ahead of you. - So sorry, Tony. 232 00:20:07,977 --> 00:20:10,934 The ambulance, emergency room. 233 00:20:11,152 --> 00:20:12,500 How she gonna pay? 234 00:20:12,761 --> 00:20:15,848 They don't give her insurance in that department store. 235 00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:17,936 I'll take care of it. 236 00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:21,806 What kind of life is there for me without you, Tony? 237 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,938 To go back to Bada Bing. 238 00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:30,070 To be a dancer, be a prostitute after that? 239 00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:33,548 I don't want to. I don't want to! 240 00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,505 All right. All right. 241 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,854 Everything's gonna be all right. 242 00:20:40,463 --> 00:20:41,595 Okay? 243 00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,334 It's gonna be all right. 244 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,248 Perfect. 245 00:20:47,857 --> 00:20:51,814 Oh, God, look at that cleavage. 246 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:54,424 Thank you, Jesus. 247 00:20:55,076 --> 00:20:57,381 I'm only doing this for the presents. 248 00:20:57,642 --> 00:20:58,990 I'm doing it for Richie. 249 00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:03,904 He says he'd rather go to Vegas, but you gotta do the ritual thing, right? 250 00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:07,036 This is such a happy time. 251 00:21:07,253 --> 00:21:10,384 All the flowers, all the excitement. 252 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,646 I remember how I felt. 253 00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:15,690 Then there's the honeymoon and the hope chest. 254 00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:17,952 You're working overtime here. 255 00:21:18,169 --> 00:21:20,953 Remember how radiant I looked? 256 00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:25,954 - You're depressed, aren't you? - Depressed? I leave that to others. 257 00:21:26,997 --> 00:21:28,302 I'm just realistic. 258 00:21:28,606 --> 00:21:33,086 Because in a year, tops, you're gonna have to accept a goomar. 259 00:21:33,869 --> 00:21:34,956 Oh, yeah? 260 00:21:35,173 --> 00:21:38,827 ls there a goomar that lets him hold a gun to her head when they fuck? 261 00:21:39,044 --> 00:21:41,610 You let him hold a gun to your head during sex? 262 00:21:41,828 --> 00:21:45,437 if that gets him off. It's the same as garter belts and uniforms. 263 00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:49,612 Well, it's a gun, Janice. I thought you were a feminist? 264 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:54,265 - Usually, he takes the clip out. - Well, Jesus, I hope so. 265 00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:58,571 It's a ritual. It's fetishistic. That's all. 266 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,530 My 302 from last week. 267 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,922 Sure. Come on in. 268 00:22:10,182 --> 00:22:12,706 - Happy birthday, chief. - Thanks. 269 00:22:14,489 --> 00:22:16,402 From Tony Soprano. 270 00:22:17,228 --> 00:22:19,229 Never misses an occasion. 271 00:22:19,489 --> 00:22:21,968 Christmas, Columbus Day. 272 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:24,926 Have something to eat before I send it to St. Ambroseus Shelter. 273 00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:27,274 My CW gave me a bottle of Johnnie Walker. 274 00:22:27,535 --> 00:22:29,883 - CW-16? - Bompensiero, yeah. 275 00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:32,493 Fucking guy thinks I'm his friend now. 276 00:22:32,754 --> 00:22:37,189 We're not supposed to accept gifts, and poor people will get this . . . 277 00:22:37,451 --> 00:22:40,321 - . . . but I can't resist the lard bread. - He's turned some corner. 278 00:22:40,539 --> 00:22:45,323 One minute he talks about how he loves Soprano, then he's a junior G-man. 279 00:22:45,757 --> 00:22:47,975 Talking about RlCO predicates and probable cause. 280 00:22:49,323 --> 00:22:50,846 Now we're the good guys. 281 00:22:51,063 --> 00:22:54,716 It's the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome since Patty Hearst. 282 00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:56,630 That was sad. 283 00:22:57,717 --> 00:22:59,240 I'll tell you, though . . . 284 00:22:59,717 --> 00:23:02,762 . . .I'm worried about Sal, with these fantasies of law enforcement. 285 00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:08,764 This can work two ways, skip. You can find yourself getting too close. 286 00:23:14,982 --> 00:23:19,897 So you're getting married. Settling down, eh? 287 00:23:21,158 --> 00:23:24,028 One door opens, another door closes. 288 00:23:24,290 --> 00:23:27,986 It's a fucking expensive proposition, though. 289 00:23:28,247 --> 00:23:30,334 I didn't need that shit the other day. 290 00:23:30,552 --> 00:23:32,466 You don't need that shit. 291 00:23:32,682 --> 00:23:34,900 You talk to the king of dermabrasion about it? 292 00:23:35,553 --> 00:23:39,033 I'm talking to him and he's looking at his reflection in the Plexiglas. 293 00:23:40,641 --> 00:23:44,773 lmagine getting a face-lift, and one week later you're in jail. 294 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:48,600 Can you imagine that? One week later you're in jail. 295 00:23:50,731 --> 00:23:55,602 Anyway, I had the feeling you didn't like what you were hearing. 296 00:23:56,254 --> 00:23:58,516 Larry expected to get fucked. 297 00:23:59,211 --> 00:24:03,039 - Now that's a sad commentary. - Richie. 298 00:24:03,256 --> 00:24:05,908 What'll Larry do? The guy's a guest of the government. 299 00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:09,866 - While some are stuffing themselves. - Some people are stuffing themselves. 300 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,302 Larry's got a trial coming up. 301 00:24:12,824 --> 00:24:14,694 He's in no position to go into the unknown not knowing. 302 00:24:15,434 --> 00:24:18,782 How about you, Albert? You can weigh in anytime. 303 00:24:20,174 --> 00:24:21,522 I'm with him. 304 00:24:22,608 --> 00:24:25,871 - All things being equal? - No. 305 00:24:26,436 --> 00:24:29,916 Make a move against Tony Soprano? No way. 306 00:24:30,307 --> 00:24:32,307 I don't know what to tell you. 307 00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:51,051 Vic? 308 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,052 Carmela, hi. 309 00:24:54,313 --> 00:24:57,357 lmagine running into you here. How are you? 310 00:24:57,618 --> 00:25:00,576 Good. I'm fine. And how are you? 311 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,359 - Good. - Yeah. 312 00:25:02,619 --> 00:25:04,707 Just shopping for a roller. 313 00:25:13,492 --> 00:25:17,536 Look, Vic, truthfully, I'm not just running into you here. 314 00:25:17,797 --> 00:25:21,060 The name of the store's on your supplies. I wanted to talk. 315 00:25:21,276 --> 00:25:25,321 - I'm sorry. I should've called. - You have nothing to be sorry for. 316 00:25:25,539 --> 00:25:27,322 I should've told you I wasn't coming. 317 00:25:27,539 --> 00:25:29,844 I got the message when you didn't show up. 318 00:25:31,235 --> 00:25:34,541 That's why I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to thank you. 319 00:25:35,454 --> 00:25:36,454 For what? 320 00:25:37,498 --> 00:25:39,934 Maybe someday I will be free. 321 00:25:41,543 --> 00:25:44,848 But if you had come that day, I might have done something . . . 322 00:25:45,109 --> 00:25:47,979 . . . that I would be sorry for forever. 323 00:25:48,718 --> 00:25:52,545 I wanted to thank you for thinking for the both of us. 324 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,634 For being strong for us both. 325 00:25:58,156 --> 00:25:59,244 Thank you. 326 00:26:00,591 --> 00:26:02,027 Well, you're welcome. 327 00:26:06,071 --> 00:26:10,159 Goodbye, Vic. And take care of yourself. 328 00:26:23,293 --> 00:26:27,990 Oh, thank Christ! Jesus! 329 00:26:30,034 --> 00:26:31,817 Do you know who she's married to? 330 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:36,687 I need the number of a good shrink. 331 00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:40,515 For a girl I was seeing. 332 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,254 What? 333 00:26:46,299 --> 00:26:47,603 Was? 334 00:26:47,821 --> 00:26:49,952 Yeah, she tried to kill herself. 335 00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:52,344 This was no small cuttings. 336 00:26:52,605 --> 00:26:55,388 This was 20 Halcion and a quart of vodka. 337 00:26:55,649 --> 00:26:59,085 The ambulance, they pumped her stomach. Cost 3 grand. 338 00:26:59,345 --> 00:27:02,346 She should've been seen by the psychiatrist in the hospital. 339 00:27:02,608 --> 00:27:06,174 He was a Romanian. They have some beef that goes back centuries. 340 00:27:06,435 --> 00:27:07,869 She wouldn't talk to him. 341 00:27:08,087 --> 00:27:10,914 Do you feel responsible for her suicide attempt? 342 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:13,002 I was banging her for two years. 343 00:27:14,306 --> 00:27:17,351 - Was that a hardship on her? - That's cute. 344 00:27:21,178 --> 00:27:24,265 I've had many women. Why can't I say "Fuck it" with her? 345 00:27:24,657 --> 00:27:25,613 Why do you think? 346 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:28,658 Well, she's a sweet kid underneath it all. 347 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:31,703 I think she's seriously depressed. 348 00:27:33,268 --> 00:27:34,660 You feel for her. 349 00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:40,139 I'm interested in why you're ending it. 350 00:27:41,139 --> 00:27:42,618 What do you mean, why? 351 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:47,097 isn't that what I'm supposed to do? Don't you tell me that all the time? 352 00:27:47,315 --> 00:27:53,013 I've never passed judgment on your sex life or any patient's sex life. 353 00:27:53,229 --> 00:27:56,404 Even if I'm 20 years older than her and I'm married. 354 00:27:57,970 --> 00:27:59,275 What's wrong with you? 355 00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:03,276 - Why now? - Why now? 356 00:28:04,189 --> 00:28:08,016 It's not fun anymore. Will you recommend somebody or not? 357 00:28:13,844 --> 00:28:15,409 He's eating lunch. 358 00:28:23,672 --> 00:28:24,760 So? 359 00:28:25,151 --> 00:28:26,413 Larry's out. 360 00:28:26,630 --> 00:28:29,761 Oh, shit. Fuck! 361 00:28:30,718 --> 00:28:33,589 I knew it, I fucking knew it! 362 00:28:33,849 --> 00:28:36,284 Here, Bobby, take this. I can't eat. 363 00:28:37,764 --> 00:28:40,851 Larry and Albert are not the problem. 364 00:28:41,503 --> 00:28:43,895 It's Tony that's the fucking problem. 365 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:47,809 You take him out of the picture, everybody's gonna come along. 366 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:50,766 - Where else are they gonna go? - I'm sick. 367 00:28:50,984 --> 00:28:53,158 And fucking Larry Barese too. 368 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:57,290 I got friends in federal holding that would like nothing better . . . 369 00:28:57,507 --> 00:28:59,334 . . . than to take that weak fuck out. 370 00:28:59,943 --> 00:29:02,074 He was a great friend to my father. 371 00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:06,118 But he doesn't care who he follows now. I'd do him myself. 372 00:29:06,336 --> 00:29:09,119 Who's that speaking? ls somebody speaking? 373 00:29:10,511 --> 00:29:12,164 Listen, Richie. 374 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:18,687 Let me think about this. But we can't be too fucked up by this setback. 375 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,166 We gotta screw our courage to the post. 376 00:29:29,255 --> 00:29:32,081 - You're a good boy, Richie. - It's gonna be good. 377 00:29:32,908 --> 00:29:35,431 Go on home. We'll talk. 378 00:29:51,173 --> 00:29:53,914 Fucking guy's fearless for his size. 379 00:29:54,957 --> 00:29:56,349 That's nice. 380 00:29:57,001 --> 00:30:01,611 Then what? He fucking dies and I can't even wear his shoes. 381 00:30:01,829 --> 00:30:06,134 - What the fuck you talking about? - Fucking loser. He couldn't sell it. 382 00:30:06,351 --> 00:30:07,439 Richie? 383 00:30:07,657 --> 00:30:09,222 Pay attention. You may learn. 384 00:30:11,049 --> 00:30:15,658 Who am I best off with? We best off with? 385 00:30:22,269 --> 00:30:25,443 Old man Profaci knew how to split his enemies. 386 00:30:27,705 --> 00:30:30,227 He couldn't fucking sell it. 387 00:30:31,967 --> 00:30:34,141 He's not respected. 388 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:41,317 But Tony with his impulsiveness and selfishness. 389 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,709 He's locked up in that fucking head of his. 390 00:30:50,972 --> 00:30:52,624 I'm better off with Tony. 391 00:30:55,712 --> 00:30:57,408 Definitely. 392 00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:01,497 I want to see Anthony at the doctor's office tomorrow. 393 00:31:07,411 --> 00:31:10,194 - What are you looking at? - I'm in awe of you. 394 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:16,631 The Dow Jones Industrial average gave back an earlier gain. 395 00:31:16,849 --> 00:31:19,241 It rallied more than 100 points midday. 396 00:31:23,372 --> 00:31:26,025 - Hard at work? - It's financial news. 397 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,851 What the fuck you doing here? 398 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:32,505 I got a line on a car for Adriana. 399 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,244 You want anything? They got sodas, coffee. 400 00:31:35,506 --> 00:31:36,854 I got a bottle. 401 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:42,420 - No, I'm good. How's it going? - This racket? 402 00:31:42,638 --> 00:31:47,465 We dumped Webistics, whacked up the payoff. Fucking license to steal. 403 00:31:47,683 --> 00:31:50,335 - Anything you can get me into? - A pharmaceutical. 404 00:31:50,988 --> 00:31:54,728 They got a root from the Amazon, cures glaucoma. 405 00:31:54,989 --> 00:31:59,250 It's all fucking bullshit, but I got a brochure. 406 00:31:59,468 --> 00:32:02,339 Oh, tonight, Puss, I got something hard-edge. 407 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,513 - What? - Pokémon cards. 408 00:32:04,774 --> 00:32:07,384 Me and Tommy Mac are taking down a truckload. 409 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,384 - Where? - Tommy knows. You in? 410 00:32:09,601 --> 00:32:11,819 - What, me? - Yeah, come on, old times. 411 00:32:12,037 --> 00:32:14,690 You don't want a fat fuck like me around. 412 00:32:14,951 --> 00:32:18,386 I can't find the brochure. What difference does it make? 413 00:32:18,647 --> 00:32:21,343 You come in for 5, 10 grand on this drug company. 414 00:32:21,692 --> 00:32:25,997 By the time we dump the piece of shit, you'll be in six-figure territory. 415 00:32:27,389 --> 00:32:29,128 - Hey, Puss! - Yeah? 416 00:32:29,346 --> 00:32:31,303 - The fucking car? - What car? 417 00:32:32,477 --> 00:32:34,956 Oh, yeah, right. For Adriana. 418 00:32:35,217 --> 00:32:39,479 It's an M3 convertible. Clean. I'll keep you posted. 419 00:32:45,219 --> 00:32:47,525 You're kidding. Shoot. 420 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,265 - This is fat man. - Who? 421 00:32:51,526 --> 00:32:53,004 - You know. - Sal? 422 00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:57,484 I heard they're gonna jack a load of these Pokémon cards. 423 00:32:57,701 --> 00:32:59,485 Moltisanti and another individual. 424 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:01,310 - Where? - I don't know yet. 425 00:33:01,528 --> 00:33:02,789 I should ascertain? 426 00:33:04,137 --> 00:33:05,790 Excuse me, dear. 427 00:33:08,878 --> 00:33:13,140 You are a cooperating witness. You wear a wire, that's what you do. 428 00:33:13,879 --> 00:33:16,141 You ask around, see what you can find out. 429 00:33:16,358 --> 00:33:19,142 l, in no way, want you to go on any hijack. 430 00:33:20,446 --> 00:33:21,490 You hear me? 431 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:25,317 We let you earn, but no violent crimes. Right? 432 00:33:25,535 --> 00:33:26,883 Okay. 433 00:33:30,231 --> 00:33:33,232 Get out of here! I hate you, you fucking bastard! 434 00:33:35,363 --> 00:33:37,146 Fucking mood swings. 435 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:43,669 - Was very bad day for her? - When isn't? 436 00:33:43,887 --> 00:33:48,628 I went to the modeling agency. L waited four hours to see Mr. Littman. 437 00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:49,976 - So? - Wasn't good. 438 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,019 So she didn't get a job. Big deal. 439 00:33:57,064 --> 00:33:58,195 You start somewhere. 440 00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:01,327 I went in to see him, and he told me I am too old. 441 00:34:03,022 --> 00:34:04,502 Oh, Jesus. 442 00:34:06,241 --> 00:34:08,024 - I'm sorry. - I go make the tea. 443 00:34:08,241 --> 00:34:12,460 I told you. I told you it's all over for me. 444 00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:14,721 No, it's not. You're gonna be fine. 445 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:32,117 Listen, I got the number . . . 446 00:34:33,074 --> 00:34:36,510 . . . of a guy I want you to talk to. 447 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:40,162 I don't want to go to no more fucking interviews. 448 00:34:41,642 --> 00:34:44,555 It's not an interview. It's a shrink. 449 00:34:44,773 --> 00:34:47,164 - A shrink? - Yeah, a psychiatrist. 450 00:34:47,426 --> 00:34:48,991 I know what is! 451 00:34:49,209 --> 00:34:52,471 He comes highly recommended. You'll feel better. 452 00:34:52,687 --> 00:34:55,602 - I am not going to no shrink! - Yeah, you are. 453 00:34:56,255 --> 00:34:59,168 - It's what I want you to do. - You're not the boss. 454 00:35:01,473 --> 00:35:03,864 You know what? Go fuck yourself then. 455 00:35:04,082 --> 00:35:07,300 I went to a lot of trouble to get that number. 456 00:35:07,518 --> 00:35:09,736 So you can send me to a hospital? 457 00:35:09,996 --> 00:35:14,215 Psychiatrist is very scary thing for Russian. Means being sent to Gulag. 458 00:35:14,476 --> 00:35:17,737 - Political rehabilitation. - This is too fucked up for me. 459 00:35:19,782 --> 00:35:21,391 - What? - Kiss off, then. 460 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:34,307 Janice! How do you open this Advil? 461 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:37,352 Oh, never mind. 462 00:35:38,961 --> 00:35:42,614 Dad, I'm gonna get started on your gutters tomorrow. 463 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:43,789 That's great. 464 00:35:44,049 --> 00:35:47,398 Take a look at this. I picked it up yesterday. 465 00:35:47,659 --> 00:35:52,313 It's very Bauhaus. And it's not bad. The basics cost 20 thousand. 466 00:35:52,530 --> 00:35:55,617 Janice, maybe you should slow down on the spending for now. 467 00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:58,488 Something wrong? What happened? 468 00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:01,445 I'll take care of it. Things could be fucked up. 469 00:36:02,011 --> 00:36:05,533 if something's happening to you, then it's happening to me. 470 00:36:07,012 --> 00:36:10,882 A decision went against me which impacts me a great deal, financially. 471 00:36:11,143 --> 00:36:14,144 Fuck! You see, fuck, I knew it! 472 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:17,014 This shit's been building since I got out. 473 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:20,972 You give him a jacket you treasure. He gives it to his maid. 474 00:36:21,233 --> 00:36:23,842 We're still going ahead with the house? 475 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:25,190 We'll see. 476 00:36:26,148 --> 00:36:28,887 Richie, they're tiling the pool on Friday. 477 00:36:29,148 --> 00:36:31,453 And the atrium window, I'm gonna lose a deposit! 478 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:33,236 I said, I'll take care of it. 479 00:36:35,063 --> 00:36:39,194 He can't handle that our house will be nicer than his fucking house! 480 00:36:42,717 --> 00:36:43,804 Fuck. 481 00:36:44,065 --> 00:36:45,849 What's the matter with you? 482 00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:48,675 Nothing. 483 00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:52,154 - What? - Nothing. I just . . . . 484 00:36:53,632 --> 00:36:56,286 It's just sad is all. 485 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,548 - What? - AJ didn't have the flu. 486 00:37:00,069 --> 00:37:03,244 He didn't go because Tony wouldn't let him. 487 00:37:04,592 --> 00:37:06,680 He doesn't want you around his kids. 488 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:16,595 What happened? What was that? 489 00:37:25,902 --> 00:37:29,207 Searchlight Diner, 5: 1 5 a.m. 490 00:37:29,468 --> 00:37:34,817 Subject has still not left location. Sun coming up. 491 00:37:48,821 --> 00:37:53,083 5: 1 6 a.m. Subjects departing Searchlight Diner. 492 00:38:59,884 --> 00:39:02,797 - Soprano residence. - Is Tony there? 493 00:39:03,059 --> 00:39:05,798 - May I ask who's calling? - Just put him on. 494 00:39:06,016 --> 00:39:09,668 - Who's calling please? - What are you, that Polish maid? 495 00:39:09,929 --> 00:39:11,886 I want to talk to Tony. 496 00:39:22,672 --> 00:39:24,411 - Hello. - Tony. 497 00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:26,368 I miss you. 498 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,109 - I love you. - You got the wrong fucking number. 499 00:39:30,543 --> 00:39:32,457 Don't call here again. 500 00:39:38,633 --> 00:39:40,502 I'll wait out there. 501 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,156 Was that your Russian girlfriend? 502 00:39:43,852 --> 00:39:48,244 Listen, it's over between us. It has been for a very long time. 503 00:39:48,461 --> 00:39:52,027 Bullshit! Why does your clothes still stink of perfume? 504 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:56,855 Okay, I saw her. 505 00:39:57,202 --> 00:40:00,377 But it's not what you think. She tried to commit suicide. 506 00:40:00,595 --> 00:40:01,856 Oh, fuck you! 507 00:40:02,118 --> 00:40:07,336 She tried to kill herself. She didn't want to go on without me, poor kid. 508 00:40:08,162 --> 00:40:12,598 You're putting me in a position where I feel sorry for a whore? 509 00:40:13,642 --> 00:40:17,470 You know what's even stranger? For a second, I believed you. 510 00:40:22,731 --> 00:40:24,644 Goddamn him! 511 00:40:24,862 --> 00:40:27,907 - They're all the same, Carm. - No, you know they're not. 512 00:40:28,124 --> 00:40:30,299 That man who did my wallpaper. 513 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,474 There was a male person that you could respect. 514 00:40:34,691 --> 00:40:39,345 Victor? He didn't show up that day because of who your husband is. 515 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:43,171 Face it, use your head. He pissed his pants. 516 00:40:45,824 --> 00:40:47,695 I don't want to go to the gym. 517 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:58,785 Better be good. I'm in the middle of World War lll over there. 518 00:40:59,002 --> 00:41:03,090 When you're lying in your own blood, don't say your uncle didn't warn you. 519 00:41:03,525 --> 00:41:06,656 - What are you talking about? - Richie Aprile's moving against you. 520 00:41:07,352 --> 00:41:10,657 - He doesn't have the balls. - He's got a legitimate beef with you. 521 00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:12,919 You're high-handed with everybody. 522 00:41:13,136 --> 00:41:16,441 Why don't you leave your opinions wherever the fuck? 523 00:41:16,702 --> 00:41:20,268 He approached Albert Barese. And Albert said no. 524 00:41:22,225 --> 00:41:24,312 - Albert told you this? - No. 525 00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:27,357 I got it from Richie himself at my house. 526 00:41:28,401 --> 00:41:32,315 He'll take you out and Larry Barese and anybody who doesn't go along. 527 00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:35,707 Wait. Why the fuck is Richie telling you all this? 528 00:41:35,924 --> 00:41:37,925 He thinks I'm with him. 529 00:41:38,143 --> 00:41:39,229 Really? 530 00:41:40,970 --> 00:41:44,448 - What gave him that idea? - It's what I wanted him to believe. 531 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:47,319 I been playing him. I seen this coming all along. 532 00:41:47,579 --> 00:41:50,406 That's why I made a big deal out of that coke. 533 00:41:50,624 --> 00:41:52,755 I raised a nonissue and he fell for it. 534 00:41:52,972 --> 00:41:57,104 So you're like a double agent now? Fucking Matt Helm? 535 00:41:57,321 --> 00:41:58,583 Fuck you. 536 00:42:02,366 --> 00:42:04,672 How do I know you're not playing me? 537 00:42:05,628 --> 00:42:09,151 Believe what you want, my little nephew. 538 00:42:09,412 --> 00:42:13,978 if I didn't come to you, your children would have no father. 539 00:42:14,761 --> 00:42:17,066 So go fuck yourself. 540 00:42:24,677 --> 00:42:26,198 All right, stop. 541 00:42:30,547 --> 00:42:32,330 I'm grateful to you. 542 00:42:32,548 --> 00:42:33,636 I am. 543 00:42:35,723 --> 00:42:38,811 I gave you five percent on the action that was left to you. 544 00:42:40,289 --> 00:42:42,377 Kick it up to seven and a half. 545 00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:47,770 Don't sell drugs on those routes. It's short-sighted. 546 00:43:03,817 --> 00:43:08,122 - That asshole's marrying my sister. - You wonder where she is in this. 547 00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:10,384 My little niece. 548 00:43:17,951 --> 00:43:19,691 What's up, T? 549 00:43:22,388 --> 00:43:25,562 My future brother-in-law's a serious problem. 550 00:43:25,954 --> 00:43:27,563 How serious? 551 00:43:27,823 --> 00:43:32,303 He's dissatisfied with the leadership. He wants to have me popped. 552 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:36,217 That motherfucker. 553 00:43:36,434 --> 00:43:39,261 So now I gotta decide what to do about him. 554 00:43:54,570 --> 00:43:58,006 I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain . . . 555 00:43:58,266 --> 00:44:00,354 . . .by keeping him around. 556 00:44:04,485 --> 00:44:06,007 Get it done. 557 00:44:15,662 --> 00:44:17,315 The planner checked the almanac . . . 558 00:44:17,532 --> 00:44:22,099 . . . and says there's 65%%% historical chance of rain on the twelfth. 559 00:44:22,359 --> 00:44:25,795 He wants to get a tent for backup. What do you think? 560 00:44:26,752 --> 00:44:31,232 I can't decide on shit like that, Janice, come on. 561 00:44:31,448 --> 00:44:35,581 Okay. But when you start bitching when you see the bill, don't. 562 00:44:36,537 --> 00:44:39,973 My kid hit me up for 5 grand today to go to England . . . 563 00:44:40,234 --> 00:44:42,539 . . . for these dance contests. 564 00:44:42,757 --> 00:44:44,496 Little Ricky's coming to the wedding? 565 00:44:44,714 --> 00:44:48,541 Rick. Rick. Richard. 566 00:44:48,801 --> 00:44:50,715 How many times I gotta tell you? 567 00:44:50,976 --> 00:44:53,325 It was Little Ricky when he was 12 years old. 568 00:44:53,890 --> 00:44:56,238 Jesus, all right! 569 00:44:59,804 --> 00:45:01,500 But he's still coming? 570 00:45:01,761 --> 00:45:06,371 He wouldn't miss an opportunity to fox trot and tango in front of everybody. 571 00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:10,634 - Ballroom dancing is a legitimate art. - He carries my name. 572 00:45:11,199 --> 00:45:15,374 Richard. Fucking disgraziato. 573 00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:20,332 My nephew Jackie. Why couldn't I have a son like that? 574 00:45:20,549 --> 00:45:25,158 You know, you came home with a fucking attitude today. 575 00:45:25,898 --> 00:45:28,899 I've been in this house, cooking your fucking dinner . . . 576 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,987 . . . and taking care of that black hole upstairs all day! 577 00:45:32,378 --> 00:45:34,857 Keep your voice down. She hears everything. 578 00:45:35,075 --> 00:45:37,597 Not tonight. I gave her two Nembutals. 579 00:45:37,858 --> 00:45:41,250 I thought maybe we'd want to have sex. But not likely. 580 00:45:41,642 --> 00:45:44,294 Put my dinner on the table, and keep your mouth shut. 581 00:45:44,512 --> 00:45:46,468 No, you shut up. 582 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,861 Since he's a ballroom dancer, you think he's gay. 583 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:52,644 What if he was? What difference does it make? 584 00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:26,262 What are you looking at? 585 00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:31,698 You gonna cry now? 586 00:46:43,484 --> 00:46:46,136 Get out of here. I'm in no mood for your— 587 00:46:52,529 --> 00:46:53,617 Shit. 588 00:47:15,057 --> 00:47:20,189 - Where is everybody? - AJ is upstairs, Meadow's out. 589 00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:28,669 You better get it. Maybe she slit the other wrist. 590 00:47:33,105 --> 00:47:34,497 - Hello? - Tony? 591 00:47:35,367 --> 00:47:38,846 I need you. I need you to come over now. Okay? 592 00:47:39,063 --> 00:47:40,673 What's the matter? Is it Ma? 593 00:47:41,238 --> 00:47:43,108 No. No. 594 00:47:43,326 --> 00:47:46,631 - Tell me what happened. - No, I can't say— 595 00:47:46,848 --> 00:47:50,110 - What do you mean, you can't say? - No, I can't say now. 596 00:47:50,371 --> 00:47:52,154 Think. Think a minute, okay? 597 00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:55,937 Stay there. I'll be right over. 598 00:47:58,721 --> 00:48:00,591 - It's Janice. - Right. 599 00:48:01,374 --> 00:48:02,592 I gotta go. 600 00:48:36,601 --> 00:48:39,340 - Janice. - Ton? 601 00:48:40,949 --> 00:48:43,037 Ton, he hit me. 602 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,863 It was an accident. 603 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:57,823 Where's Ma? 604 00:48:58,780 --> 00:49:01,216 She's upstairs. Out. 605 00:49:01,477 --> 00:49:04,782 She took two Nembutals. 606 00:49:06,173 --> 00:49:07,391 Ma? 607 00:49:07,870 --> 00:49:12,175 I didn't mean it, Tony. I didn't mean it. 608 00:49:15,959 --> 00:49:17,394 Where's the gun? 609 00:49:18,698 --> 00:49:20,655 In the cabinet. 610 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:45,140 if anybody calls this in, you don't gotta talk to anybody. 611 00:49:47,141 --> 00:49:50,446 - What are you doing? - Take a shower. 612 00:49:50,664 --> 00:49:52,272 Give me the clothes you got on. 613 00:50:00,927 --> 00:50:02,231 They got away. 614 00:50:02,493 --> 00:50:05,146 What did I tell you? Huh? What did I tell you? 615 00:50:05,755 --> 00:50:08,494 I didn't go with them. I was following them to the boost. 616 00:50:08,712 --> 00:50:11,799 - Then I was gonna call you. - What if they would've spotted you? 617 00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:16,192 The Moltisanti kid and his friend. What was your plan for that? 618 00:50:16,409 --> 00:50:20,410 That was the beauty part. I switched cars with my son. 619 00:50:20,628 --> 00:50:22,672 You hit a fucking 7-11 clerk. 620 00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:25,064 - How is he? - In a coma. 621 00:50:25,977 --> 00:50:29,631 They were gonna pinch you for leaving the scene, but I got you out of it. 622 00:50:29,848 --> 00:50:31,761 I owe you, again. 623 00:50:33,066 --> 00:50:35,675 Sal, listen to me. 624 00:50:36,198 --> 00:50:40,024 No, look at me. Look up. 625 00:50:40,982 --> 00:50:43,330 You are not an FBI employee, Sal. 626 00:50:44,982 --> 00:50:49,462 - Okay? That's not gonna happen. - But I got a lot to offer. 627 00:50:50,288 --> 00:50:53,984 I hate LCN. I know I misspent most of my life, I know that. 628 00:50:54,463 --> 00:50:57,420 I know fucking well we live in a society of laws— 629 00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:02,987 Sal, you are gonna help us build a case against Tony Soprano. 630 00:51:03,248 --> 00:51:06,032 Then you're gonna do your time for selling heroin. 631 00:51:06,509 --> 00:51:08,901 Then you get out and start a new life. 632 00:51:09,119 --> 00:51:11,859 It's a good thing. It's a lucky thing. 633 00:51:14,686 --> 00:51:15,773 Sal . . . 634 00:51:17,425 --> 00:51:18,643 . . . don't be that way. 635 00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:21,340 I can show you statistics. 636 00:51:48,912 --> 00:51:51,130 I know, but we don't got time for that. 637 00:51:51,391 --> 00:51:53,740 Get him out of here. Get rid of him. 638 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,349 Bring his car to the salvage crusher. 639 00:51:57,001 --> 00:51:59,219 Cadillac. 640 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,133 I'll get something. 641 00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:20,964 Where are you going? No, Tony! Please, don't go. 642 00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:22,660 I'll be right back. 643 00:52:44,144 --> 00:52:48,145 We gotta speed this up. You know what time these humps come in for work? 644 00:52:48,406 --> 00:52:50,928 Fucking meat delivery at 5 a.m. 645 00:52:51,146 --> 00:52:53,450 We're almost done. 646 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:57,669 It's gonna be a while before I eat anything from Satriale's. 647 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,019 Get the hose and wash the room. 648 00:53:09,455 --> 00:53:13,369 Janice? Is that you down there? 649 00:53:13,630 --> 00:53:15,848 What are you doing up so early? 650 00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:18,544 Ma, go back to bed. 651 00:53:20,718 --> 00:53:23,372 I just don't know what happened to me. 652 00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:26,590 I had the strangest dreams all night long. 653 00:53:26,851 --> 00:53:30,504 People coming and going and coming and going. 654 00:53:30,721 --> 00:53:32,896 I couldn't get up off the bed. 655 00:53:35,158 --> 00:53:36,811 Ton— Tony. 656 00:53:37,071 --> 00:53:39,419 Anthony, what are you doing here? 657 00:53:41,855 --> 00:53:43,464 Nothing. Janice, let's go. 658 00:53:46,377 --> 00:53:48,248 Richie didn't come home. She's worried. 659 00:53:48,465 --> 00:53:52,249 Oh, sure, he probably jilted her. It's the story of her life. 660 00:53:57,989 --> 00:54:02,468 What kind of a fucking chance did she have with you as her mother? 661 00:54:03,077 --> 00:54:05,296 You're always nagging her about her weight. 662 00:54:05,557 --> 00:54:08,470 She goes out on a date, you call her a tramp! 663 00:54:08,688 --> 00:54:10,515 I'm gonna wait out in the car. 664 00:54:10,906 --> 00:54:13,819 - I never said anything of the kind. - I heard you. 665 00:54:14,081 --> 00:54:16,429 You make things up. 666 00:54:16,690 --> 00:54:18,517 You tell me. 667 00:54:18,734 --> 00:54:23,344 Now you tell me when I ever did anything to any of you. 668 00:54:24,257 --> 00:54:26,606 You don't know, do you? 669 00:54:29,519 --> 00:54:31,216 You don't have a fucking clue. 670 00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:34,956 I wasn't always perfect, but I always tried to do the best. 671 00:54:37,435 --> 00:54:43,088 I know you didn't, any of you, didn't like it when I told you what to do. 672 00:54:44,697 --> 00:54:49,829 Babies are like animals. They're no different than dogs. 673 00:54:50,046 --> 00:54:53,786 Somebody has to teach them right from wrong. 674 00:54:54,526 --> 00:54:58,875 But I was your mother! Who else was gonna do it? 675 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,790 if you ask me, I did a pretty damn good job. 676 00:55:06,051 --> 00:55:10,313 That palace you live in up there on that hill. 677 00:55:15,619 --> 00:55:19,838 I gave my life to my children on a silver platter. 678 00:55:21,663 --> 00:55:24,664 I suppose now you're not gonna kiss me. 679 00:55:26,361 --> 00:55:27,491 What? 680 00:55:27,753 --> 00:55:31,319 You're cruel, that's what you are. 681 00:55:34,058 --> 00:55:37,015 - Oh, fuck this. - Oh, don't . . . . No. 682 00:56:10,851 --> 00:56:13,199 - How you doing, hon? - Who sended you, Tony? 683 00:56:13,416 --> 00:56:14,722 He asked me to bring this. 684 00:56:14,982 --> 00:56:19,070 - What is it, money? I don't want it. - Yes, you do. 685 00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:22,549 There's $75,000 in here. 686 00:56:23,332 --> 00:56:25,246 - Seventy-five? - Listen . . . 687 00:56:25,464 --> 00:56:30,464 . . . lrina, I know you're upset. But let me give you a little advice. 688 00:56:30,725 --> 00:56:35,248 In my business I see girls come and go. So I know. 689 00:56:35,466 --> 00:56:40,988 Time is the great enemy. You've got a very short window. 690 00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:45,425 It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. 691 00:56:45,642 --> 00:56:49,208 On the other hand, something new always comes along. 692 00:56:49,556 --> 00:56:54,471 I've seen it a million times. It's called Passages. 693 00:56:54,689 --> 00:56:55,558 It's a book. 694 00:56:55,819 --> 00:56:58,906 He's right, lrinushka. He's very smart man. 695 00:57:27,392 --> 00:57:29,263 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 696 00:57:33,177 --> 00:57:38,831 I'm not gonna forget this, Tony. I owe you. God, do I owe you. 697 00:57:41,005 --> 00:57:43,266 All in all, I'd say it was a good visit. 698 00:57:45,398 --> 00:57:47,311 What's wrong with our family, Tony? 699 00:57:49,006 --> 00:57:51,007 I go to a shrink. 700 00:57:52,616 --> 00:57:57,749 She says that our mother has a narcissistic personality. 701 00:57:58,270 --> 00:58:03,184 - Who knows how she got that way. - Grandpa Vito was no prize as a father. 702 00:58:03,446 --> 00:58:06,446 That's not all the shrink says. She says . . . 703 00:58:07,533 --> 00:58:13,665 . . . that Ma is a person who was incapable of experiencing joy. 704 00:58:13,926 --> 00:58:16,318 Dad, all he did was experience joy. 705 00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:19,493 Richie told me you were going to a shrink. 706 00:58:19,711 --> 00:58:22,799 I used to suggest it, and you'd blow your stack at me. 707 00:58:23,015 --> 00:58:26,365 Maybe you ought to think about going back into therapy. 708 00:58:27,148 --> 00:58:28,626 What'd you do with him? 709 00:58:30,452 --> 00:58:31,888 We buried him. 710 00:58:32,975 --> 00:58:34,106 On a hill. 711 00:58:34,366 --> 00:58:37,976 Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around. 712 00:58:38,194 --> 00:58:40,194 - You did? - What the fuck? 713 00:58:40,455 --> 00:58:44,065 What do you care what we did with him? Why do you want to know? 714 00:58:44,283 --> 00:58:46,935 But I loved him so much! 715 00:58:47,805 --> 00:58:49,414 You're gonna miss your bus. 716 00:58:50,806 --> 00:58:55,155 I'm sorry, Tony. I am so sorry. 717 00:58:55,502 --> 00:58:58,633 All right. All right. Go ahead. 718 00:59:29,947 --> 00:59:33,425 Meadow, you have a UPS. It's up in your room. 719 00:59:33,643 --> 00:59:35,383 What are you doing in here? 720 00:59:35,643 --> 00:59:38,862 You've been gone all night. What the hell happened? 721 00:59:51,561 --> 00:59:54,953 Janice decided to go back to Seattle. 722 00:59:55,388 --> 00:59:57,127 You're kidding? 723 00:59:57,519 --> 01:00:00,216 Well, what about Richie? He must be devastated. 724 01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:01,911 Richie's gone. 725 01:00:02,651 --> 01:00:03,868 What do you mean "gone"? 726 01:00:04,956 --> 01:00:06,042 Gone. 727 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,218 Where? 728 01:00:10,044 --> 01:00:15,306 After 18 years, don't make me make you an accessory after the fact. 729 01:00:15,524 --> 01:00:17,568 An accessory after the—? 730 01:00:19,829 --> 01:00:23,483 - Holy shit. - Stop asking. 731 01:00:23,743 --> 01:00:25,092 Oh, my God! 732 01:00:28,962 --> 01:00:30,267 Oh, my God. 733 01:00:30,485 --> 01:00:31,615 I took care of it. 734 01:00:42,661 --> 01:00:45,618 That was not a marriage made in heaven. 735 01:00:57,665 --> 01:00:59,318 What's all this? 736 01:01:07,189 --> 01:01:11,495 After Meadow's graduation, me and Rosalie Aprile are going to Rome. 737 01:01:12,452 --> 01:01:13,844 For three weeks. 738 01:01:17,975 --> 01:01:18,975 Excuse me? 739 01:01:19,367 --> 01:01:23,281 We're gonna stay at the Hassler. Shop. 740 01:01:23,542 --> 01:01:25,586 And try and see the Holy Father. 741 01:01:25,803 --> 01:01:28,064 What are people gonna say, you go for three weeks? 742 01:01:28,282 --> 01:01:31,369 You'll have to chauffeur AJ around to his dentist and whatnot. 743 01:01:33,501 --> 01:01:36,502 You've gotta find a tennis clinic for Meadow to join. 744 01:01:37,676 --> 01:01:39,589 Because if I have to do it, Tony . . . 745 01:01:41,329 --> 01:01:43,069 . . .l just might commit suicide. 746 01:03:20,094 --> 01:03:21,181 English Subtitles by Gelula/SDl