1 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:55,862 You got the crescent wrench? 2 00:01:55,862 --> 00:01:58,865 Fucking thing, nobody ever puts it back- 3 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,402 oh, my god. 4 00:02:35,402 --> 00:02:36,403 Oh, my god! 5 00:02:36,403 --> 00:02:37,904 Tony! 6 00:02:37,904 --> 00:02:39,906 Tony! 7 00:02:41,908 --> 00:02:44,911 Oh, my god, tony, are you alright? 8 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:47,414 Uncle ben. 9 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:49,416 What happened? 10 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:24,951 Hey. 11 00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:25,952 What are you doing here? 12 00:03:26,453 --> 00:03:27,954 We had to drive out here 13 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:31,958 'cause some schmuck st the vcr from the common room. 14 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:35,462 "Public enemy", this is a great movie. 15 00:03:35,462 --> 00:03:36,963 For a class. .. just finished. 16 00:03:37,464 --> 00:03:39,466 We're out of here. 17 00:03:39,466 --> 00:03:41,468 40 grand a year to watch old movies? 18 00:03:41,468 --> 00:03:42,469 Who's "we"? 19 00:03:42,469 --> 00:03:44,971 Just a friend from class, okay? 20 00:03:50,477 --> 00:03:51,978 Your mom likes lavender. 21 00:03:52,479 --> 00:03:53,980 I'll be ready to bolt in a sec. 22 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:54,481 Mr. Soprano? 23 00:03:54,981 --> 00:03:55,482 Yeah. 24 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:56,483 Hey, I'm noah tannenbaum. 25 00:03:56,483 --> 00:03:58,485 How ya doin'? 26 00:03:58,485 --> 00:03:59,986 I appreciate you letting us screen here. 27 00:03:59,986 --> 00:04:01,488 Those bose direct reflectors make all the difference. 28 00:04:01,988 --> 00:04:03,490 You a film buff? 29 00:04:03,490 --> 00:04:06,493 People say hawks invented the genre with "scarface", 30 00:04:06,493 --> 00:04:08,995 but cagney was modernity. 31 00:04:08,995 --> 00:04:11,998 Muni was not, so I giv e the nod to william wellman. 32 00:04:12,499 --> 00:04:16,002 Noah, I'm just gonna g rab the "barenaked ladies" cd, 33 00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:17,504 and then, let's hit the road. 34 00:04:22,509 --> 00:04:24,511 Last year this course is being offered. 35 00:04:25,011 --> 00:04:28,515 "Images of hypercapitalis t self- advancement 36 00:04:28,515 --> 00:04:30,517 in the era of the studio system." 37 00:04:31,017 --> 00:04:33,019 So, you guys... 38 00:04:33,019 --> 00:04:34,020 you and meadow... 39 00:04:34,521 --> 00:04:35,522 are you...? 40 00:04:35,522 --> 00:04:37,524 Little early to say. 41 00:04:39,025 --> 00:04:40,527 What's your background, noel? 42 00:04:40,527 --> 00:04:42,028 Noah. 43 00:04:42,028 --> 00:04:43,530 I'm from los angeles, 44 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:44,531 west l. A. 45 00:04:44,531 --> 00:04:45,532 What I mean is— 46 00:04:45,532 --> 00:04:47,033 my family' s in the business. 47 00:04:47,534 --> 00:04:49,035 I mean show business , I don't know why the y call it "the business". 48 00:04:49,035 --> 00:04:51,037 Those old "tarzan" movies? 49 00:04:51,538 --> 00:04:53,039 My dad's an entertainment lawyer. 50 00:04:53,039 --> 00:04:57,043 What I mean is, we're italian. 51 00:04:57,043 --> 00:05:00,046 My dad is jewish and my mother's family is african- american. 52 00:05:00,547 --> 00:05:02,048 "Tannenbaum", right. 53 00:05:02,048 --> 00:05:05,051 But on your application to columbia, 54 00:05:05,051 --> 00:05:06,052 you didn't check jewish, did you? 55 00:05:06,052 --> 00:05:09,055 No, they can't ask abo ut religious affiliation. 56 00:05:09,055 --> 00:05:10,557 Oh, right, right, of course. 57 00:05:10,557 --> 00:05:12,058 What'd you check? 58 00:05:12,058 --> 00:05:13,560 African- american. 59 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,562 So, we do understand each other here? 60 00:05:15,562 --> 00:05:16,563 You're a ditsoon. 61 00:05:16,563 --> 00:05:17,564 Excuse me? 62 00:05:17,564 --> 00:05:21,568 Uh, charcoal briquette, a mulignan. 63 00:05:21,568 --> 00:05:23,069 What's your problem? 64 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:25,071 I think you know what my problem is. 65 00:05:25,071 --> 00:05:26,573 You see, your little friend up there. 66 00:05:26,573 --> 00:05:29,075 She didn't do you any favors bringing you into this house. 67 00:05:29,075 --> 00:05:30,577 I don't know what the fuck she was thinking. 68 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:32,579 We'll get to that later. 69 00:05:32,579 --> 00:05:34,581 See, I got business associates who are black. 70 00:05:34,581 --> 00:05:36,082 And they don't want my son with their daughters 71 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:37,584 and I don't want their sons with mine. 72 00:05:38,084 --> 00:05:39,085 Fuck you! 73 00:05:39,085 --> 00:05:41,588 See, that's the kind of thing I'm hoping to avoid. 74 00:05:41,588 --> 00:05:44,591 So, when my little girl comes down the stairs, 75 00:05:44,591 --> 00:05:46,593 you're gonna say how nice it was to meet me. 76 00:05:46,593 --> 00:05:48,094 Then you're gonna go drop her off at school 77 00:05:48,094 --> 00:05:50,096 and you're gonna say goodbye. 78 00:05:50,096 --> 00:05:52,599 C'mon, if you want to see the garden state. 79 00:05:52,599 --> 00:05:55,101 We're gonna drop by hunter's, I want her to meet noah. 80 00:05:55,101 --> 00:05:57,103 Then we'll be back to pick up my laundry. 81 00:05:59,606 --> 00:06:01,107 Later, dad. 82 00:06:38,144 --> 00:06:40,647 I don't got time f or these fucking attacks. 83 00:06:40,647 --> 00:06:42,649 You were so good for months. 84 00:06:42,649 --> 00:06:44,651 If you didn't instigate things— 85 00:06:45,151 --> 00:06:46,152 I instigate? 86 00:06:46,152 --> 00:06:48,154 He's just a new friend, tony. 87 00:06:48,154 --> 00:06:49,656 You didn't see the way they were looking at each other. 88 00:06:49,656 --> 00:06:52,158 You want her to be with him, just keep it up. 89 00:06:52,158 --> 00:06:53,660 Keep playi ng the race card, 90 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:56,162 you're gonna drive her right into his arms. 91 00:06:56,162 --> 00:06:57,664 Not if I cut off those fucking arms. 92 00:06:57,664 --> 00:06:58,665 Stop it! 93 00:06:59,165 --> 00:07:01,167 Let me deal with it, 94 00:07:01,668 --> 00:07:02,669 if anybody's gonna deal with it. 95 00:07:02,669 --> 00:07:05,672 Make things wors e with your bullshit, 96 00:07:05,672 --> 00:07:07,173 I'm gonna be really pissed. 97 00:07:08,675 --> 00:07:11,177 I should call cusamano. 98 00:07:11,177 --> 00:07:13,179 You might need stitches. 99 00:07:17,183 --> 00:07:19,185 Yeah, if one of my sisters 100 00:07:19,686 --> 00:07:20,687 ever brought home a fuckin' butterhead, 101 00:07:20,687 --> 00:07:22,689 you know what my old man would do? 102 00:07:30,196 --> 00:07:32,198 Hey, ma. 103 00:07:32,699 --> 00:07:33,700 Look who calls. 104 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,201 Actually, I'm standing here in front of you. 105 00:07:35,702 --> 00:07:36,703 Ah. 106 00:07:36,703 --> 00:07:37,704 Hey. 107 00:07:38,204 --> 00:07:40,206 So, how's it going? 108 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:42,208 What do you care? 109 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:44,210 Out of sight, out of mind. 110 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,713 Brought you some books on tape. 111 00:07:46,713 --> 00:07:50,717 Since you say you can't concentrate to read. 112 00:07:51,217 --> 00:07:53,219 I wish the lord would take me now. 113 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,221 Well, in the meantime... 114 00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:58,725 brought you "the horse whisperer". 115 00:07:58,725 --> 00:08:00,226 Why, what's wrong, tell me? 116 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:02,228 What, are you gonna freak out 117 00:08:02,228 --> 00:08:03,730 every time I try to do something nice for you? 118 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:05,732 Jesus. 119 00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:08,234 What's this? 120 00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:12,238 She's going to finish baby journals from long time ago. 121 00:08:12,238 --> 00:08:13,740 My idea. 122 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:17,243 Oh, yeah, I remember these. 123 00:08:17,243 --> 00:08:19,245 Carmela gave you one of these for each of the kids 124 00:08:19,245 --> 00:08:20,747 when they were born. 125 00:08:20,747 --> 00:08:21,748 What the fuck? 126 00:08:21,748 --> 00:08:23,249 Look at this. 127 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:26,252 Supposed to fill these out, 20 years, fat fuckin' nothing. 128 00:08:26,252 --> 00:08:30,256 Now, look here, I don't like that kind of talk. 129 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:32,258 Now, just stop it, it upsets me. 130 00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:34,260 Carmela's ma returne d these books to the kids 131 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:36,262 filled with memories. 132 00:08:36,262 --> 00:08:38,765 You can't write stuff down from your life for your grandkids? 133 00:08:38,765 --> 00:08:40,767 It's none of anybody's business. 134 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:43,269 Yeah, you're too busy feeling sorry for yourself. 135 00:08:43,269 --> 00:08:44,270 She will do it. 136 00:08:44,771 --> 00:08:47,273 It's good for her, she realize that. 137 00:08:47,273 --> 00:08:49,275 Keep her mind active. 138 00:08:49,275 --> 00:08:52,278 Why do anything if there's not something in it for her? 139 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:55,281 Alright, listen up. 140 00:08:55,782 --> 00:08:58,284 I want you to concentrate, I know it's difficult. 141 00:08:58,284 --> 00:09:00,286 Remember the airline tickets? 142 00:09:00,286 --> 00:09:02,789 The tickets were stolen. 143 00:09:02,789 --> 00:09:04,791 Did you say that or did the feds say that? 144 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:07,293 What did you tell them when you were in the lockup? 145 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:09,295 What? What did I do? 146 00:09:09,295 --> 00:09:10,296 This is important. 147 00:09:10,797 --> 00:09:12,298 They're trying to buil d a rico case against me. 148 00:09:12,799 --> 00:09:15,802 What are you gonna say if they put you on the witness stand? 149 00:09:15,802 --> 00:09:17,303 'Cause the only reason they let you go 150 00:09:17,303 --> 00:09:18,805 is to get your cooperation. 151 00:09:18,805 --> 00:09:21,307 Don't wave your hanky atme. 152 00:09:21,808 --> 00:09:24,310 What are you gonna say from now on? 153 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:27,814 I never stated those tickets were stolen, capisce? 154 00:09:27,814 --> 00:09:29,816 Now, barbara will testify I didn't say it, 155 00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:31,317 but you gotta back her up. 156 00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:33,820 I suppose I should've just kept my mouth shut... 157 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:35,321 like a mute. 158 00:09:35,321 --> 00:09:37,824 In the future, any kind of deal they try to make, 159 00:09:37,824 --> 00:09:40,326 you keep your mouth shut. 160 00:09:43,329 --> 00:09:46,332 You know, for a ye ar, I didn't speak to you. 161 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,335 Maybe I should've kept it that way. 162 00:09:50,837 --> 00:09:52,839 Fuck it, do what you want. 163 00:10:38,885 --> 00:10:41,387 Did you say something to noah? 164 00:10:41,387 --> 00:10:43,890 If you're smart, you'll ke ep walking down those stairs. 165 00:10:43,890 --> 00:10:46,392 You did, what did you say? 166 00:10:46,392 --> 00:10:48,394 He was all quiet at hunter's, she thinks he's a snob. 167 00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:50,396 Now he's just sitting out in the car! 168 00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:51,898 What, you didn't hear me? 169 00:10:51,898 --> 00:10:53,900 Maybe if I say it in swahili! 170 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,902 Meadow, can you come up here please? 171 00:10:56,402 --> 00:10:56,903 What? 172 00:10:57,403 --> 00:10:59,906 I need your help with this clasp. 173 00:11:02,408 --> 00:11:04,410 That ain't our beer, where'd you get this? 174 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:06,412 Well, it's good, ain't it? 175 00:11:06,412 --> 00:11:08,414 Is my laundry done? 176 00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:10,416 You can sell ours for the same price. 177 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,919 I can't help it if I have to buy from them. 178 00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:14,420 They tell me the same thing that you do. 179 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,422 Ah, you're yella. 180 00:11:18,424 --> 00:11:20,426 Ah, please, you ai n't gonna slug me, are ya? 181 00:11:44,951 --> 00:11:46,452 What? 182 00:11:49,956 --> 00:11:52,458 Uh, your mother died. 183 00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,460 You're kidding? 184 00:11:56,462 --> 00:11:58,965 I mean... 185 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:01,467 Jesus christ. 186 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:02,969 Svetlana just called. 187 00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:04,971 She said that... 188 00:12:04,971 --> 00:12:07,974 after dinner, your mother went upstairs to get ready for bed. 189 00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:09,475 When svetlana came up, 190 00:12:09,475 --> 00:12:11,978 your mother was under the covers in her nightgown. 191 00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:15,481 Svetlana thought she was asleep. 192 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:38,004 Svetlana's waiting for us over there. 193 00:12:38,004 --> 00:12:39,505 She's dead. 194 00:12:39,505 --> 00:12:42,008 I'm sorry, dad... 195 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,012 that your mom died. 196 00:12:46,512 --> 00:12:48,014 Me too. 197 00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:49,515 Your grandmother loved you. 198 00:12:49,515 --> 00:12:51,517 She loved both you two... 199 00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:53,519 very much. 200 00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:34,560 They just removed. 201 00:13:35,061 --> 00:13:36,562 We saw. 202 00:13:36,562 --> 00:13:38,564 She was in no pain, tony. 203 00:13:38,564 --> 00:13:41,567 What about the cause of death, did they say? 204 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,069 Massive stroke. 205 00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:44,570 Yeah. 206 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,571 So... 207 00:13:46,072 --> 00:13:47,573 she will not be finishing journal. 208 00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:49,575 I break promise to you, tony. 209 00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:51,577 Does not oft en happen with me, 210 00:13:51,577 --> 00:13:54,080 that these old one s get away with something. 211 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,581 Journal? 212 00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:57,583 Nothing. 213 00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:02,588 Those "granny remembers" books you bought her 214 00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:04,090 when the kids were born. 215 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:07,093 She never touched them. 216 00:14:11,597 --> 00:14:13,599 What's your beef? 217 00:14:13,599 --> 00:14:16,102 Asshole robert frost. 218 00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:17,103 How am I supposed to know what this means? 219 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:20,106 Like I even care. 220 00:14:25,111 --> 00:14:28,114 "Stopping by woods on a snowy evening". 221 00:14:28,114 --> 00:14:30,616 Oh, my god, I'm so glad I' m not in high school anymore. 222 00:14:31,117 --> 00:14:32,118 You read this? 223 00:14:32,118 --> 00:14:33,119 Sure. 224 00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:35,121 What does it mean? 225 00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:37,623 I have to turn in a close- read by tomorrow. 226 00:14:37,623 --> 00:14:38,624 What does it mean? 227 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,626 "The woods are lovely dark and deep, 228 00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:44,130 but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." 229 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:45,631 Okay, look. 230 00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:47,133 Where is he? 231 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:49,135 He's in a field on a horse. 232 00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:50,636 He's not o n the horse. 233 00:14:50,636 --> 00:14:51,637 The horse has bells. 234 00:14:51,637 --> 00:14:52,638 So? 235 00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:54,640 What kind of horse has bells? 236 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,641 I don't know! 237 00:14:55,641 --> 00:14:57,643 Just give me the fucking answer so I can write this? 238 00:14:58,144 --> 00:14:59,645 A horse that's pulling a sleigh. 239 00:14:59,645 --> 00:15:01,147 Oh... 240 00:15:01,647 --> 00:15:04,150 so, this is a thanksgiving poem... 241 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,152 like,"over the river and through the woods 242 00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:07,153 to grandmother's house we go". 243 00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,155 No, it's not a thanksgiving poem. 244 00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:11,157 What's coverin g the field? 245 00:15:11,157 --> 00:15:12,158 Snow. 246 00:15:12,158 --> 00:15:13,159 Yay! 247 00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:15,161 And what doe s snow symbolize? 248 00:15:15,161 --> 00:15:16,162 Christmas? 249 00:15:16,662 --> 00:15:17,663 Hello? 250 00:15:17,663 --> 00:15:19,165 Cold... 251 00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:22,168 endless white, endless nothing... 252 00:15:22,168 --> 00:15:23,669 I don't know! 253 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:25,171 Death. 254 00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:26,172 I thought black was death. 255 00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:28,174 "He has miles to g o before he sleeps." 256 00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:30,176 So, he must be far away from his house. 257 00:15:30,176 --> 00:15:31,177 The sleep of death. 258 00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:33,179 The big sleep. 259 00:15:33,179 --> 00:15:34,680 He's talking about his own death, 260 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,183 which is yet to come, but will come. 261 00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,685 That's fucked up. 262 00:15:41,187 --> 00:15:43,689 Gottago. 263 00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,691 I thought black was death. 264 00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:48,194 White too. 265 00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:50,196 I'm coming, I'm coming! 266 00:16:16,722 --> 00:16:17,723 Grandma? 267 00:16:20,226 --> 00:16:23,729 I just can't believe it. 268 00:16:23,729 --> 00:16:25,231 What are you gonna do? 269 00:16:25,231 --> 00:16:27,733 I'll call janice. 270 00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,235 I'll meet you at cozzerelli's... 271 00:16:29,235 --> 00:16:30,736 around noon. 272 00:16:30,736 --> 00:16:32,738 I already called. 273 00:16:32,738 --> 00:16:34,740 Ma didn't want any kind of service, tony. 274 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,242 No remembrance at all. 275 00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:40,746 So, we'll pick out a simple urn or whatever. 276 00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:43,249 I'll see you there. 277 00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:04,770 Proshai livushka. 278 00:17:05,271 --> 00:17:07,273 Which means what? 279 00:17:07,273 --> 00:17:09,775 Goodbye, little livia. 280 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:17,283 He's been in this situation a million times 281 00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:19,285 and has upped the ante when needed. 282 00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:20,786 Every time. 283 00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:23,289 Let's see what happens tonight, there he is, 284 00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:24,290 he's pulling thatin. 285 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,791 He's got the... 286 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:28,794 ton'. 287 00:17:28,794 --> 00:17:31,297 I'm sorry. 288 00:17:33,299 --> 00:17:35,301 We all know... 289 00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:37,303 how much you loved her. 290 00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:41,307 Thanks. 291 00:17:46,812 --> 00:17:48,814 I could imagine how you feel. 292 00:17:48,814 --> 00:17:50,816 Yeah, well... 293 00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:52,818 what are you gonna do? 294 00:17:53,819 --> 00:17:55,321 I'm sorry, t. 295 00:18:11,837 --> 00:18:14,840 What are you gonna do, you know? 296 00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:18,844 At least she didn't suffer. 297 00:18:18,844 --> 00:18:20,846 Thank go that's right. D. 298 00:18:25,851 --> 00:18:27,353 My god. 299 00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:29,855 What next, huh? 300 00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:35,361 How is tony taking it? 301 00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:37,363 Oh, what the fuck! 302 00:18:37,363 --> 00:18:38,364 Goddamn fucking bitch! 303 00:18:38,864 --> 00:18:40,866 She was so awful. 304 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,370 What do I tell my kids when their own aunt 305 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:45,371 won't even come to a funeral? 306 00:18:45,871 --> 00:18:46,872 Take it easy , I'll handle it. 307 00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:56,382 And then he goes,"you gotta work on columbus day weekend." 308 00:18:57,383 --> 00:18:58,884 Eat your eggs, baby. 309 00:19:01,387 --> 00:19:03,889 Ace garage. 310 00:19:03,889 --> 00:19:06,392 You're not coming to your own mother's fucking funeral? 311 00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:08,894 May I speak? 312 00:19:09,395 --> 00:19:10,396 You got your sister sobbing! 313 00:19:10,396 --> 00:19:12,898 May I speak? 314 00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:15,401 Go the fuck ahead! 315 00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:20,406 You may recall, tony, that I have very good and valid reasons 316 00:19:20,406 --> 00:19:22,908 why I should not present myself in the state of new jersey. 317 00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:25,411 Oh, Jesus, that case is colder than your tit. 318 00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:27,413 It'd do you good to show up here at this point. 319 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:28,914 Nothing to hide. 320 00:19:28,914 --> 00:19:30,916 I don't do well at funerals, tony. 321 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:32,418 Who does? 322 00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:33,419 You just don't wan t to get your ass 323 00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:34,420 out of whatever chair it's in. 324 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,921 I'm gonna hang the fuck up! 325 00:19:35,921 --> 00:19:37,423 She didn't even want a funeral, janice, 326 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:38,424 but can't you come sit with your family 327 00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:39,925 during this stressful time? 328 00:19:39,925 --> 00:19:41,427 She was your mother. 329 00:19:41,427 --> 00:19:44,930 You can just get on a plane before us working folk. 330 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,432 Oh, listen to this, woody guthrie over here. 331 00:19:46,432 --> 00:19:48,934 You know, they got special rates for family death. 332 00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:51,937 Yeah, half of full fare coach, 333 00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:53,939 which at this late date 334 00:19:53,939 --> 00:19:56,442 comes to $1, 100. 335 00:19:56,442 --> 00:19:57,943 Fully researched and everything, huh? 336 00:19:58,444 --> 00:20:00,446 Alright, fuck it, I'll pay it. 337 00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:01,947 Can I bring my fiancee? 338 00:20:01,947 --> 00:20:02,948 Fuck that! 339 00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:04,950 One seat, coach. 340 00:20:05,451 --> 00:20:06,452 And if you don't show up, let me tell you right now, 341 00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:07,953 don't come breezing in here 342 00:20:07,953 --> 00:20:09,455 when it comes time to carve up the estate. 343 00:20:09,455 --> 00:20:11,957 I know you think ma's got money buried in the house. 344 00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:17,963 What are you telling people about that other thing? 345 00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:18,964 Richie? 346 00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:21,467 He vanished into the witness protection program. 347 00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:22,968 It's the truth, right, janice? 348 00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:24,970 Cozzerelli's funeral home... 349 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,972 noon tomorrow. 350 00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:28,974 Does harper know his grandmother died? 351 00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:29,975 Him I'll pay for. 352 00:20:29,975 --> 00:20:32,478 Bring him down from montreal. 353 00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:33,979 He is your son. 354 00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:36,482 Hal is on the pavers, tony, he's um... 355 00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,484 a street person. 356 00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:40,486 I'm sorry, I didn't know. 357 00:20:40,486 --> 00:20:41,987 See, you're not the only one with problems. 358 00:20:42,988 --> 00:20:44,990 Be there tomorrow. 359 00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:03,509 Ain't you got a drink in the house? 360 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:05,010 I wish— 361 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:07,012 there you go with that wishing stuff again. 362 00:21:09,515 --> 00:21:11,517 I wish you was a wishing well... 363 00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:14,019 then I could tie a bucket to you and sink you. 364 00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:16,522 Maybe you found someone you like better. 365 00:21:21,527 --> 00:21:24,530 Oh, tommy, let me make you a cup of tea. 366 00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:26,532 Listen, ma, I came ove r to give you something. 367 00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:29,034 Here, take this. 368 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:31,537 And when you need anymore, just say so , I'm making plenty. 369 00:21:31,537 --> 00:21:33,539 We don't want your money, I'm taking care of ma. 370 00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:35,040 On two bits a week? 371 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,542 Ma don't go to nightclubs and she don't drink champagne. 372 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,543 How do you know? 373 00:21:37,543 --> 00:21:40,045 I used to dance when I was a girl. 374 00:21:40,045 --> 00:21:41,046 Money don't me an nothing to me. 375 00:21:41,547 --> 00:21:42,548 No, I guess not. 376 00:21:42,548 --> 00:21:44,550 But with no heart and no brains, that's all you've got. 377 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:45,551 You'll need it. 378 00:21:47,052 --> 00:21:50,055 Tommy, tommy! 379 00:21:51,557 --> 00:21:53,058 Tommy! 380 00:22:10,075 --> 00:22:12,077 His mother died last night. 381 00:22:12,077 --> 00:22:13,579 No shit. 382 00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:41,106 Ton', I'm so sorry to hear. 383 00:22:42,107 --> 00:22:43,609 What are you gonna do? 384 00:22:47,613 --> 00:22:49,615 I know how you feel. 385 00:22:51,617 --> 00:22:53,118 We lost mom last year. 386 00:22:53,619 --> 00:22:55,621 You remember? 387 00:23:09,635 --> 00:23:11,136 At least she didn't suffer. 388 00:23:11,136 --> 00:23:12,638 Ralphie, I need to talk to you... 389 00:23:12,638 --> 00:23:14,640 albert... 390 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,141 you too. 391 00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:18,143 Vito, have a sfogliatelle. 392 00:23:18,143 --> 00:23:21,146 Carmela, she's gone. 393 00:23:24,149 --> 00:23:25,651 C'mon. 394 00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:37,162 Alright, who gave the order to torch one of albert's trucks? 395 00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:38,664 One of the trucks. 396 00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:40,165 Be quiet, albert. 397 00:23:40,165 --> 00:23:41,667 Talk to him, he lit up two of my dumpsters. 398 00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:44,670 What's the matter with you? 399 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:46,171 Both of you. 400 00:23:46,171 --> 00:23:48,674 We're in the newspapers every fucking week with this shit. 401 00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:50,676 My crew... 402 00:23:50,676 --> 00:23:53,178 is in line for the raritan township contract, okay? 403 00:23:53,178 --> 00:23:56,181 This guy over there keeps whispering to albert— 404 00:23:56,181 --> 00:23:57,182 your what? 405 00:23:57,182 --> 00:23:59,184 What did you say? Whose crew? 406 00:23:59,184 --> 00:24:01,687 You're the boss, you get to put in anybod y you want over the crew. 407 00:24:02,187 --> 00:24:03,689 You're a captain, ralphie, when I say you're a captain. 408 00:24:03,689 --> 00:24:06,191 And I'm gonna turn u p my hearing aid so I don't miss it. 409 00:24:06,191 --> 00:24:07,693 Oh, you're gonna get cute with me? 410 00:24:07,693 --> 00:24:09,695 With my mother lying dead? 411 00:24:09,695 --> 00:24:11,697 Raritan township, the recycling manage r over there, joe... 412 00:24:11,697 --> 00:24:13,699 zachary. 413 00:24:13,699 --> 00:24:16,201 He knows who's in line for that contract. 414 00:24:16,201 --> 00:24:19,204 But he keeps playing footsie with albert. 415 00:24:19,204 --> 00:24:22,207 The next minute, he's threatening to go to the epa, bust us all. 416 00:24:22,207 --> 00:24:23,208 He said that? 417 00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:29,214 Alright, fix it. 418 00:24:29,214 --> 00:24:32,217 No- more- fires. 419 00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:51,236 Dude, I'm gonn a ditch spanish. 420 00:24:51,737 --> 00:24:53,739 I'll meet you by the trophy case. 421 00:24:53,739 --> 00:24:56,241 How could we possibly get busted? 422 00:24:56,742 --> 00:24:57,743 Don't worry about it. 423 00:24:57,743 --> 00:24:59,244 The boys' room behind the stage? 424 00:24:59,745 --> 00:25:01,246 They never check in there. 425 00:25:11,256 --> 00:25:14,760 Mr. Soprano, janice, barb, please. 426 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,762 Accept my condolences. 427 00:25:18,263 --> 00:25:20,766 I'll use all my powers, all my skills. 428 00:25:20,766 --> 00:25:23,769 Don't go crazy, I mean, you know. 429 00:25:23,769 --> 00:25:27,272 Then we're not envisioning any visitation hours for mom? 430 00:25:27,272 --> 00:25:30,776 Well, you see, she didn't want any service of any kind. 431 00:25:30,776 --> 00:25:32,778 I find that hard to accept. 432 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,783 Is... 433 00:25:37,783 --> 00:25:40,285 is she still down at the hospital morgue? 434 00:25:40,285 --> 00:25:41,787 We brought mom here this morning. 435 00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:43,789 She's downstairs. 436 00:25:47,292 --> 00:25:50,295 There's gonna be a priest or something, though, right? 437 00:25:50,295 --> 00:25:52,297 Yeah, sure, a priest, I guess. 438 00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:56,301 What would that be? 439 00:25:56,301 --> 00:25:57,803 You're not hav ing a funeral mass? 440 00:25:57,803 --> 00:25:59,805 And I'm not trying to sell here. 441 00:25:59,805 --> 00:26:02,307 Well, she was catholic, but not religious. 442 00:26:02,307 --> 00:26:05,310 I thought maybe we'd have a shindig 443 00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:08,313 at the house, you know... 444 00:26:08,313 --> 00:26:11,316 after, so the grandkids could, you know. 445 00:26:12,317 --> 00:26:13,819 I don't know. 446 00:26:17,322 --> 00:26:19,825 I do know what mom's wishes were, 447 00:26:19,825 --> 00:26:21,326 but not to have a wake or a funeral? 448 00:26:21,827 --> 00:26:23,829 It makes us look like we're unloving children, 449 00:26:23,829 --> 00:26:25,330 not to mention cheapskates. 450 00:26:25,330 --> 00:26:26,331 Who gives a shit what it looks like? 451 00:26:26,832 --> 00:26:27,833 The woman expressed her wishes. 452 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,835 I wish to honor my mother. 453 00:26:29,835 --> 00:26:30,836 There's a lot of things I could say right now 454 00:26:30,836 --> 00:26:32,337 that I'm n ot gonna say! 455 00:26:37,843 --> 00:26:41,346 What, you think we should do something now? 456 00:26:41,346 --> 00:26:44,349 When she was young, she used to picture her funeral. 457 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:46,852 Alright, fine, you want to do something? Let's just do it. 458 00:26:47,352 --> 00:26:48,353 Let's just stop talking aboutit. 459 00:26:48,353 --> 00:26:49,855 Cozzerelli, you arrange everything. 460 00:26:49,855 --> 00:26:51,857 The wake, the funeral, you send me the bill. 461 00:26:52,357 --> 00:26:54,359 I want you to know, tony, that this all won't fall on you. 462 00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,362 I'll do a painting for the overleaf of the program 463 00:26:57,863 --> 00:26:58,363 at the service. 464 00:26:58,864 --> 00:27:01,366 Motifs from the mexican day of the dead. 465 00:27:01,366 --> 00:27:03,869 Oh, one thing I'd like to suggest very strongly 466 00:27:03,869 --> 00:27:05,871 is at the house, everyone gathers 467 00:27:06,371 --> 00:27:08,874 and each one can voice a remembrance 468 00:27:08,874 --> 00:27:10,876 or a feeling about mom. 469 00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:13,879 No, no, I don't want any of that california bullshit. 470 00:27:13,879 --> 00:27:16,381 People can drink, they can eat some gorgonzola, 471 00:27:16,381 --> 00:27:19,384 they want to yak about ma, that's their business. 472 00:27:34,399 --> 00:27:35,901 No,"I'm sorry", 473 00:27:36,401 --> 00:27:38,403 "my condolences", nothing. 474 00:27:41,907 --> 00:27:44,910 Actually , that's good. 475 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:46,411 It's a relief you' re not saying nothing, 476 00:27:46,912 --> 00:27:47,913 you want t o know the truth. 477 00:27:50,415 --> 00:27:52,417 Everybody else, all bullshit. 478 00:27:59,925 --> 00:28:02,427 Here's the thing. 479 00:28:02,427 --> 00:28:03,929 I'm glad she's dead. 480 00:28:04,429 --> 00:28:07,432 Not just glad, I wished she'd die. 481 00:28:07,432 --> 00:28:09,434 Wished. 482 00:28:09,434 --> 00:28:11,937 I had this court case oming up. 483 00:28:11,937 --> 00:28:15,941 She might have testified against me, so... 484 00:28:16,441 --> 00:28:19,945 when I heard she was dead, relief flooded into my veins. 485 00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:27,953 How do you feel about the fact that your own mother 486 00:28:27,953 --> 00:28:29,955 would have testified against you? 487 00:28:29,955 --> 00:28:32,457 Oh, c'mon, will yo u listen to yourself? 488 00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:37,462 I mean, is that right, 489 00:28:37,462 --> 00:28:38,964 wishing her dead? 490 00:28:38,964 --> 00:28:40,966 Is that bein g a good son? 491 00:28:40,966 --> 00:28:41,967 A good son? 492 00:28:42,467 --> 00:28:43,468 Yeah, a good son. 493 00:28:43,969 --> 00:28:44,970 I mean, bad sons... 494 00:28:44,970 --> 00:28:46,471 bad sons, what? 495 00:28:46,972 --> 00:28:48,974 They should fucking die. 496 00:28:48,974 --> 00:28:52,477 That's a fucking miserab ' disgusting thing to be, 497 00:28:52,477 --> 00:28:53,478 a bad son. 498 00:28:53,478 --> 00:28:54,980 I mean, your kid up at bard. 499 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:56,481 He better be a good son, right? 500 00:29:08,493 --> 00:29:09,494 You know, you're right. 501 00:29:09,494 --> 00:29:11,496 Why the fuck shoul d I be a good son 502 00:29:11,496 --> 00:29:13,498 to that fucking demented, old bat? 503 00:29:13,498 --> 00:29:15,500 The fucking selfish miserable cunt? 504 00:29:18,003 --> 00:29:20,005 She ruined my father's life. 505 00:29:20,005 --> 00:29:21,506 Oh, yeah. 506 00:29:21,506 --> 00:29:23,508 But he wasn't her son. 507 00:29:23,508 --> 00:29:26,011 What did she do to you? 508 00:29:26,011 --> 00:29:29,014 C'mon, that's a matter o f public record in here. 509 00:29:29,014 --> 00:29:30,515 We both know. 510 00:29:30,515 --> 00:29:32,017 You don't like to say it, do you? 511 00:29:32,517 --> 00:29:34,519 Who knows if she eve n knew what she was doing. 512 00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:36,021 You're letting her off. 513 00:29:36,021 --> 00:29:37,522 My uncle denies it, you know, 514 00:29:37,522 --> 00:29:38,023 that she took part. 515 00:29:38,523 --> 00:29:39,524 Your uncle loves you. 516 00:29:39,524 --> 00:29:41,026 I never said he didn't! 517 00:29:41,026 --> 00:29:44,529 Grown children often secretl wish for an aged parent to die 518 00:29:44,529 --> 00:29:47,532 and it's not necessary for the parent to be 519 00:29:47,532 --> 00:29:49,034 a witness for the prosecution. 520 00:29:49,534 --> 00:29:52,537 It's a taboo thought, but common. 521 00:29:52,537 --> 00:29:56,541 Particularly if the parent has lost all capacity 522 00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:59,544 for joy at being alive. 523 00:30:06,551 --> 00:30:09,554 So, we're probab ly done here, right? 524 00:30:10,555 --> 00:30:12,057 She's dead. 525 00:30:18,063 --> 00:30:19,564 What's happening? 526 00:30:19,564 --> 00:30:22,067 Tony soprano's mother's wake is tonight. 527 00:30:22,067 --> 00:30:25,070 Want me to wear a wire? 528 00:30:27,072 --> 00:30:29,074 Why not, you need batteries? 529 00:30:29,074 --> 00:30:31,076 Let's go right over here to office depot. 530 00:30:42,087 --> 00:30:43,088 Janice. 531 00:30:43,088 --> 00:30:46,591 I'm downstairs! 532 00:30:50,095 --> 00:30:50,595 Hey. 533 00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:52,097 Hey. 534 00:30:52,597 --> 00:30:55,100 Mom would want a closed casket, don't you agree? 535 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,601 Definitely. 536 00:30:56,601 --> 00:30:59,604 They usually put a picture on the casket, 537 00:30:59,604 --> 00:31:01,106 what do you think? 538 00:31:01,106 --> 00:31:02,607 Wow, look at that. 539 00:31:02,607 --> 00:31:04,109 She's smiling. 540 00:31:04,109 --> 00:31:05,110 She looks... 541 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:07,612 normal. 542 00:31:07,612 --> 00:31:10,615 Maybe it was us kids who turned her into a freakin' sourpuss. 543 00:31:10,615 --> 00:31:11,616 Maybe it was one of us. 544 00:31:11,616 --> 00:31:13,118 Oh, get— get the fuck— 545 00:31:13,618 --> 00:31:14,119 get off! 546 00:31:14,119 --> 00:31:16,621 Alright, alright! 547 00:31:24,629 --> 00:31:26,131 You know, maybe you're right. 548 00:31:26,631 --> 00:31:30,135 My shrink says tha t all women are not cu t out to be mothers. 549 00:31:30,135 --> 00:31:32,137 Is that a slam at me? 550 00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:34,139 No. 551 00:31:34,139 --> 00:31:37,142 Look, if my father was in the freakin ' "cirque de soleil", 552 00:31:37,642 --> 00:31:39,144 maybe I would've turned out like har— 553 00:31:39,144 --> 00:31:41,146 hal. 554 00:31:41,646 --> 00:31:42,647 This is fucking weird. 555 00:31:43,148 --> 00:31:44,149 What? 556 00:31:44,149 --> 00:31:46,151 None of my childhood schoolwork or artwork 557 00:31:46,151 --> 00:31:48,653 or anything, for that matter is here anymore, nor barb's. 558 00:31:48,653 --> 00:31:52,157 Get the fuck out of here. 559 00:31:54,159 --> 00:31:55,660 "Anthony soprano. 560 00:31:56,161 --> 00:31:58,163 7th grade, mr. Martino." 561 00:31:58,163 --> 00:31:59,164 I had him. 562 00:31:59,164 --> 00:32:01,166 "Why "fear strikes out", by jim piersall 563 00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:02,167 is a good book." 564 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:04,669 Take a look. 565 00:32:04,669 --> 00:32:06,671 She only saved yours. 566 00:32:06,671 --> 00:32:07,672 What are you talking about? 567 00:32:07,672 --> 00:32:09,174 Here's barbara's communion certificate. 568 00:32:09,174 --> 00:32:11,176 Here's h er baby shoe. 569 00:32:11,176 --> 00:32:12,677 Yeah, that's it. 570 00:32:13,178 --> 00:32:16,181 Nothing of mine. 571 00:32:22,687 --> 00:32:24,689 Everybody agreed that I had 572 00:32:24,689 --> 00:32:28,193 extraordinary visualization skills. 573 00:32:29,694 --> 00:32:32,197 Those pencil drawings I did of grandpa. 574 00:32:34,699 --> 00:32:35,700 They're good. 575 00:32:47,712 --> 00:32:50,215 Ton', sorry. 576 00:32:52,717 --> 00:32:55,220 Tony, I'm sorry. 577 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:57,222 He's disrespectful. 578 00:32:58,223 --> 00:33:01,226 Thanks for coming. 579 00:33:01,226 --> 00:33:05,230 Fucking motherfucking pain in the fucking ass! 580 00:33:05,230 --> 00:33:06,731 Could we not, huh? 581 00:33:06,731 --> 00:33:08,233 With the tantrums? 582 00:33:08,233 --> 00:33:10,735 For this shit, I miss th e jet's first home game! 583 00:33:13,238 --> 00:33:16,241 Are they sayin' when your making ceremony might happen 584 00:33:16,241 --> 00:33:18,243 now with this delay? 585 00:33:18,243 --> 00:33:20,745 Stop asking fucking questions! 586 00:33:21,246 --> 00:33:23,248 Even if I knew , I couldn't tell you. 587 00:33:26,751 --> 00:33:28,753 Hit me, hit me. 588 00:33:32,757 --> 00:33:34,759 Every little bit helps. 589 00:33:34,759 --> 00:33:37,262 Anything to get through these events. 590 00:34:11,296 --> 00:34:12,797 Hey. 591 00:34:17,802 --> 00:34:19,804 What a fuckin' blow. 592 00:34:19,804 --> 00:34:20,805 Not you too. 593 00:34:20,805 --> 00:34:21,806 I'm serious. 594 00:34:21,806 --> 00:34:23,808 What are you... 595 00:34:24,309 --> 00:34:26,311 breaking the terms of your house arrest? 596 00:34:26,811 --> 00:34:28,313 I got a dispensati on from the marshals. 597 00:34:28,813 --> 00:34:30,815 She's my sister- in- law, for chrissake. 598 00:34:32,817 --> 00:34:35,320 My dad's very ill too. 599 00:34:38,323 --> 00:34:39,824 Thanks. 600 00:34:39,824 --> 00:34:41,826 Thanks for coming. 601 00:34:42,327 --> 00:34:43,828 Tony, 602 00:34:43,828 --> 00:34:45,330 allow me to expres s my condolences 603 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:46,831 and those of the eighth ward. 604 00:34:46,831 --> 00:34:48,833 Thank you, assemblyman. 605 00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:49,834 I met your m om once or twice. 606 00:34:49,834 --> 00:34:51,336 That was... 607 00:34:51,336 --> 00:34:53,838 a proud newarker. 608 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,842 Oh, hey, hey. 609 00:34:57,842 --> 00:34:59,344 My sympathies, tony. 610 00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:01,846 We talked about this day, did we not? 611 00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:07,852 You know state assemblyman zellman, right? 612 00:35:08,353 --> 00:35:09,354 From the eighth ward? 613 00:35:09,354 --> 00:35:10,355 Do I know this guy? 614 00:35:10,355 --> 00:35:10,855 You bet. 615 00:35:11,356 --> 00:35:12,357 Yes, we go way back. 616 00:35:12,357 --> 00:35:13,358 How are yo u, assemblyman? 617 00:35:13,358 --> 00:35:14,359 Reverend. 618 00:35:21,366 --> 00:35:23,368 Uncle jun', you alright? 619 00:35:23,868 --> 00:35:26,871 They're droppin' like fucking flies. 620 00:35:27,372 --> 00:35:30,875 It's all that charcoal- broiled meat you people ate. 621 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,377 Nobody told us till the'80s. 622 00:35:32,877 --> 00:35:34,379 I'm kidding you, you old fuck. 623 00:35:34,379 --> 00:35:35,380 What's the matter with you? 624 00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:38,383 Bacala said you wanted to seeme. 625 00:35:38,383 --> 00:35:40,385 I gotta talk to that wife of yours first. 626 00:35:40,385 --> 00:35:41,886 Uncle jun', c'mon. 627 00:35:42,387 --> 00:35:44,889 This is a funeral, enough of her soigne attitude. 628 00:35:56,901 --> 00:35:58,403 What do you want? 629 00:35:58,903 --> 00:36:00,405 I'm hoping that we can use this sad occasion 630 00:36:00,405 --> 00:36:02,907 to put bitterness and sore- headed feelings aside. 631 00:36:02,907 --> 00:36:06,411 I'll behave how tony wants. 632 00:36:06,411 --> 00:36:08,913 I don't want to add to his stress. 633 00:36:09,414 --> 00:36:10,915 There they are. 634 00:36:10,915 --> 00:36:11,916 Hi, uncle jun'. 635 00:36:11,916 --> 00:36:12,917 Hi, uncle jun'. 636 00:36:13,418 --> 00:36:14,419 How's that surfboard I gave you? 637 00:36:14,419 --> 00:36:15,420 Ow! 638 00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:16,921 Jun'... 639 00:36:17,422 --> 00:36:19,424 tony's waiting. 640 00:36:29,434 --> 00:36:30,935 Ralphie cifaretto 641 00:36:30,935 --> 00:36:33,438 got word to me. 642 00:36:40,945 --> 00:36:42,947 So, what does he want? 643 00:36:42,947 --> 00:36:44,449 He wants a bump up to captain. 644 00:36:44,449 --> 00:36:46,951 The kid's been a top fucking earner 645 00:36:46,951 --> 00:36:48,953 ever since that rat bastard went in the program. 646 00:36:48,953 --> 00:36:50,455 You can't deny it. 647 00:36:50,455 --> 00:36:52,457 Ralphie's whipped richie's crew into shape over there. 648 00:36:52,457 --> 00:36:53,458 And three months ago by you 649 00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:55,960 the rat bastard was the second fuckin' comin'. 650 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,462 Why do you do this to me? 651 00:36:57,462 --> 00:36:59,464 Because I'm the boss o f this family, you forget. 652 00:36:59,464 --> 00:37:00,965 I forget nothing. 653 00:37:00,965 --> 00:37:02,967 Don't make me say things to you we'll both regret. 654 00:37:02,967 --> 00:37:05,470 Go ahead, I'm fucking fed up. 655 00:37:07,472 --> 00:37:08,473 Hey. 656 00:37:08,473 --> 00:37:10,475 I'm on the street. 657 00:37:10,475 --> 00:37:12,477 That's the arrangement. 658 00:37:12,477 --> 00:37:14,479 Stay home, clip your coupons, be a happy man. 659 00:37:14,479 --> 00:37:16,481 Things are good, I'll grant you that. 660 00:37:16,981 --> 00:37:18,483 But this economy is so robust, 661 00:37:18,983 --> 00:37:20,485 you get credit for shi t you had nothing to do with. 662 00:37:20,485 --> 00:37:22,987 Fucking chinks and housewives are betting football. 663 00:37:22,987 --> 00:37:24,989 You better be finished. 664 00:37:48,012 --> 00:37:50,014 Joe zachary? 665 00:37:50,014 --> 00:37:51,516 Yeah. 666 00:37:51,516 --> 00:37:53,017 Oh, boys, 667 00:37:53,017 --> 00:37:54,519 no fires. 668 00:37:55,019 --> 00:37:57,522 Tony doesn't want any fires. 669 00:38:31,556 --> 00:38:34,559 I ain't so tough. 670 00:38:39,564 --> 00:38:41,566 Well, zach, what do you think? 671 00:38:41,566 --> 00:38:42,567 Can't say. 672 00:38:42,567 --> 00:38:44,569 Well, we'll hope for the best. 673 00:38:44,569 --> 00:38:46,070 Doctor... 674 00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:50,074 this is tom's mother, brother, and miss doyle. 675 00:39:05,089 --> 00:39:07,091 The lord bless her and keep her. 676 00:39:07,091 --> 00:39:12,096 The lord make his face to shine upon her and be gracious to her. 677 00:39:12,096 --> 00:39:17,101 The lord lift up his countenance upon her and give her peace. 678 00:39:18,102 --> 00:39:19,604 Amen. 679 00:39:29,614 --> 00:39:30,615 Did you talk to her? 680 00:39:30,615 --> 00:39:33,117 She's sure you said something to him. 681 00:39:33,117 --> 00:39:35,620 He won't discuss it, he clams up. 682 00:39:38,623 --> 00:39:39,624 Beautiful sendoff, t. 683 00:39:40,124 --> 00:39:42,126 Thank you, thank you. 684 00:39:52,637 --> 00:39:55,139 I want to thank you fo r all you've done for her. 685 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,642 She was much work, 686 00:39:58,142 --> 00:40:00,144 but in the end, she defeated me. 687 00:40:00,144 --> 00:40:02,146 Anyway... 688 00:40:02,146 --> 00:40:05,149 we're not gonna be needing your service s anymore, obviously. 689 00:40:05,149 --> 00:40:07,151 I'll be moving into the house. 690 00:40:07,151 --> 00:40:08,653 So, if you could just get your stuff 691 00:40:08,653 --> 00:40:09,654 out of there by this weekend, 692 00:40:09,654 --> 00:40:10,655 I think th at would be good. 693 00:40:10,655 --> 00:40:12,156 I stay there only during week 694 00:40:12,156 --> 00:40:14,659 when my fiance has his children with him. 695 00:40:14,659 --> 00:40:18,162 Tony says I can continue situation 696 00:40:18,162 --> 00:40:20,164 until bill and me find house. 697 00:40:20,164 --> 00:40:22,667 See, tony should hav e consulted me first. 698 00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:24,168 I'm gonna be living at 55 benedek 699 00:40:24,669 --> 00:40:27,171 while we deal with the estate. 700 00:40:27,171 --> 00:40:29,173 Speaking of which... 701 00:40:29,173 --> 00:40:32,677 my mom had this kind o f extensive record collection. 702 00:40:33,177 --> 00:40:35,680 Caruso, robert merrill, 703 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,181 shitload o f broadway shows. 704 00:40:37,181 --> 00:40:39,183 Many of them w ere in mint condition. 705 00:40:39,183 --> 00:40:41,185 Do you kno w where they are? 706 00:40:41,185 --> 00:40:42,687 She gave to me those records. 707 00:40:42,687 --> 00:40:44,188 What? 708 00:40:44,188 --> 00:40:46,190 She know I like american show tunes, so she give to me. 709 00:40:46,691 --> 00:40:47,692 I didn't ask her. 710 00:40:47,692 --> 00:40:49,193 But those are my mother's records 711 00:40:49,193 --> 00:40:51,696 and I feel ver y close to them. 712 00:40:51,696 --> 00:40:54,699 I don't want to make trouble, but miss janice, 713 00:40:54,699 --> 00:40:56,701 I feel I have to respect her wishes. 714 00:40:56,701 --> 00:40:58,703 Oh, c'mon. 715 00:40:58,703 --> 00:41:00,705 This is just about you bogarting those discs for your ass. 716 00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:03,708 Now, they're worth a fortune to the right collector. 717 00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:05,710 I will not answer such here. 718 00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:08,212 I want the entire discography 719 00:41:08,212 --> 00:41:11,215 back at the house by this weekend. 720 00:41:17,088 --> 00:41:18,723 Mrs. S. 721 00:41:18,723 --> 00:41:22,727 How are you? 722 00:41:22,727 --> 00:41:24,729 Sit down. 723 00:41:24,729 --> 00:41:26,731 How's your mother? 724 00:41:26,731 --> 00:41:28,733 You call her every day. 725 00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:30,234 Mom passed away. 726 00:41:30,234 --> 00:41:31,235 Really? 727 00:41:31,235 --> 00:41:32,236 When? 728 00:41:34,238 --> 00:41:36,240 About six months ago. 729 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,243 Please giv e her my regards. 730 00:41:39,744 --> 00:41:43,748 Is she still on that crazy diet? 731 00:41:49,253 --> 00:41:51,756 I brought you something. 732 00:41:51,756 --> 00:41:53,257 Umm... 733 00:41:53,758 --> 00:41:54,759 from my restaurant. 734 00:41:55,259 --> 00:41:56,260 I don't know if you remember... 735 00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:57,762 vesuvio? 736 00:41:59,764 --> 00:42:01,265 Mrs. S. 737 00:42:01,265 --> 00:42:04,769 What's the matter? 738 00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:07,271 After what my son did to you... 739 00:42:07,271 --> 00:42:10,274 how can I look you in the face? 740 00:42:10,775 --> 00:42:11,776 What did he do now? 741 00:42:11,776 --> 00:42:14,779 You don't blame him for setting the fire? 742 00:42:14,779 --> 00:42:17,281 Artie, what ar e you doing? 743 00:42:17,281 --> 00:42:19,283 C'mon, we have people arriving. 744 00:42:19,784 --> 00:42:21,285 Let'sgo. 745 00:42:21,786 --> 00:42:23,287 Thank you so much. 746 00:42:23,287 --> 00:42:24,789 Thank you. 747 00:42:29,794 --> 00:42:31,295 Look at her. 748 00:42:31,295 --> 00:42:33,798 She's already becoming a robot like the rest of us. 749 00:42:34,298 --> 00:42:36,300 I'm so sorry about your grandma. 750 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:37,802 At least she didn't suffer. 751 00:42:37,802 --> 00:42:40,304 All her innocence is gone. 752 00:42:47,311 --> 00:42:49,814 comes to that point in the service 753 00:42:49,814 --> 00:42:51,816 where the rabbi's supposed to extol 754 00:42:51,816 --> 00:42:53,317 the virtues of the deceased. 755 00:42:53,818 --> 00:42:57,321 The rabbi says, "alas, I did not know this man, I'm new here. 756 00:42:57,321 --> 00:42:59,824 You all knew him, you say something good about him." 757 00:42:59,824 --> 00:43:01,325 Dead silence. 758 00:43:01,325 --> 00:43:02,827 Goes on for about a minute, two minutes. 759 00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:06,831 Finally, a voice from the back,"his brother was worse." 760 00:43:21,345 --> 00:43:23,347 I'm walking ou t with the provolone. 761 00:43:23,347 --> 00:43:26,350 And I think he think s I smell like that. 762 00:43:31,856 --> 00:43:33,357 This "survivor" show... 763 00:43:33,357 --> 00:43:36,861 somebody should find winne r, stick a pistol in the face, 764 00:43:37,361 --> 00:43:38,863 and say,"you not gonna survive this 765 00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:42,366 unless you give me 25 percent of that fucking million dollars." 766 00:43:42,366 --> 00:43:43,868 That's not bad. 767 00:43:43,868 --> 00:43:45,369 We could find ou t where they live. 768 00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:47,872 "See how good you survive this, 769 00:43:47,872 --> 00:43:48,372 you pezzo di merda." 770 00:43:49,874 --> 00:43:53,377 Everyone, please, may I have your attention? 771 00:43:54,879 --> 00:43:56,881 At this time, we would like to ask you all 772 00:43:56,881 --> 00:43:59,383 to join us in the great room. 773 00:43:59,383 --> 00:44:02,386 Form a circle, sit anywhere, the floor, whatever. 774 00:44:02,386 --> 00:44:05,389 Get comfortable, so th at we can all be together 775 00:44:05,389 --> 00:44:09,393 and share a remembranc e or a feeling about the woman 776 00:44:09,393 --> 00:44:11,395 who has brought us all here today. 777 00:44:11,395 --> 00:44:12,396 Goddamnit. 778 00:44:12,897 --> 00:44:13,898 Please, everyone join us. 779 00:44:14,398 --> 00:44:18,402 Paulie gualtieri, join us please? 780 00:44:21,405 --> 00:44:23,407 Thank you. 781 00:44:25,910 --> 00:44:28,412 What the fuc k did I say, hmm? 782 00:44:30,414 --> 00:44:34,418 If you'd rather, I can invite them all back to her place. 783 00:44:34,418 --> 00:44:36,921 Janice, what are you doing? 784 00:44:36,921 --> 00:44:38,422 Very good. 785 00:44:38,422 --> 00:44:40,925 We could all take a break from eating for five minutes, 786 00:44:40,925 --> 00:44:42,927 it won't killus. 787 00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:45,429 Most of you will probably remember 788 00:44:45,429 --> 00:44:47,932 that this was her favorite song. 789 00:44:48,432 --> 00:44:51,936 I thought it might help us get rolling. 790 00:45:53,497 --> 00:45:55,499 Herman? Rabkin? 791 00:46:00,504 --> 00:46:04,008 You two went back, almost to the pyramids. 792 00:46:06,010 --> 00:46:07,511 I... 793 00:46:09,013 --> 00:46:11,015 I guess what struck me most was... 794 00:46:11,015 --> 00:46:14,518 she didn't mince words. 795 00:46:23,027 --> 00:46:26,030 Between brain and mouth, there was no interlocutor. 796 00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:40,544 Anthony jr. 797 00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:44,548 I don't know what to say. 798 00:46:44,548 --> 00:46:46,050 Ah, c'mon. 799 00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:48,052 Lay off him, janice, move on. 800 00:46:50,054 --> 00:46:53,057 She was my best friend. 801 00:46:59,563 --> 00:47:03,067 If anybody died or was in the hospital, 802 00:47:03,067 --> 00:47:07,571 I could be sure I'd get a call from lee letting me know. 803 00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:17,581 Thank you, fanny. 804 00:47:17,581 --> 00:47:18,582 Thank you. 805 00:47:25,589 --> 00:47:27,091 Okay. 806 00:47:27,091 --> 00:47:29,593 What's good for the goose... 807 00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:35,099 well, most of you will probably remember that I have 808 00:47:35,099 --> 00:47:37,601 an extraordinary visual sense. 809 00:47:40,104 --> 00:47:41,605 When I was a child, 810 00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:44,608 my mother didn't let me rest on those laurels. 811 00:47:44,608 --> 00:47:48,112 She didn't flatter me. 812 00:47:50,114 --> 00:47:55,119 She believed that wild flowers blossomed best... 813 00:47:55,119 --> 00:47:57,121 among the rocks. 814 00:47:57,621 --> 00:47:59,123 With little water. 815 00:47:59,123 --> 00:48:01,625 She was tough. 816 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:05,629 But she was right. 817 00:48:08,132 --> 00:48:10,634 And she's the reason I make videos today. 818 00:48:19,143 --> 00:48:20,144 Tony? 819 00:48:21,645 --> 00:48:24,648 Maybe you'd like to tell them... 820 00:48:24,648 --> 00:48:28,652 how ma saved all your childhood schoolwork and varsity letters 821 00:48:29,153 --> 00:48:32,156 and none of mine or barbara's? 822 00:48:33,657 --> 00:48:35,159 You just did. 823 00:48:35,159 --> 00:48:37,661 Wrap it up, janice. 824 00:48:44,668 --> 00:48:47,671 I hear she didn't suffer. 825 00:48:47,671 --> 00:48:51,175 For that we can be grateful. 826 00:48:53,177 --> 00:48:54,678 Thank you. 827 00:48:57,681 --> 00:49:03,687 They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same. 828 00:49:04,688 --> 00:49:07,191 No two faces. 829 00:49:07,691 --> 00:49:10,194 No two sets of fingerprints. 830 00:49:10,194 --> 00:49:13,197 But do they know that for sure? 831 00:49:13,197 --> 00:49:16,700 'Cause they would have to get everybody 832 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:19,703 together in one huge space. 833 00:49:19,703 --> 00:49:21,205 And obviously, that's not possible, 834 00:49:21,205 --> 00:49:22,706 even with computers. 835 00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,711 Not only that, they'd have to get all the people 836 00:49:27,711 --> 00:49:28,712 who ever lived, 837 00:49:28,712 --> 00:49:30,214 not just the ones now. 838 00:49:30,214 --> 00:49:32,216 So, they got no proof. 839 00:49:32,216 --> 00:49:33,717 They got nothing. 840 00:49:46,230 --> 00:49:47,231 Hey. 841 00:49:52,236 --> 00:49:54,238 So, ton', she's dead. 842 00:49:54,738 --> 00:49:56,240 What? 843 00:49:58,242 --> 00:50:00,744 I guess our little secret... 844 00:50:03,247 --> 00:50:04,748 dies with her. 845 00:50:18,262 --> 00:50:21,265 Hey, pick that up! 846 00:50:21,265 --> 00:50:23,267 What am I doing out here? 847 00:50:23,267 --> 00:50:26,770 Everybody's in there telling stories of her. 848 00:50:26,770 --> 00:50:28,272 I got a beaut! 849 00:50:28,272 --> 00:50:29,273 Artie. 850 00:50:31,275 --> 00:50:33,277 Artie! 851 00:50:33,277 --> 00:50:35,779 Artie, don't talk about that! 852 00:50:35,779 --> 00:50:37,781 Mrs. Soprano may have passed, 853 00:50:37,781 --> 00:50:39,283 but who's to say there isn't another mrs. Soprano 854 00:50:39,783 --> 00:50:42,286 just like her or will be? 855 00:50:42,286 --> 00:50:46,290 Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia, but... 856 00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:48,292 the same. 857 00:50:51,295 --> 00:50:54,298 What I'm saying is... 858 00:51:02,806 --> 00:51:04,308 thank you, chris. 859 00:51:04,308 --> 00:51:06,310 Thank you. 860 00:51:13,317 --> 00:51:14,818 Umm... 861 00:51:17,321 --> 00:51:19,823 this is such a crock of shit. 862 00:51:20,324 --> 00:51:21,325 Carmela. 863 00:51:21,325 --> 00:51:22,826 I'm sitting here thinkin g I should protect my children 864 00:51:22,826 --> 00:51:25,329 from the truth about their grandmother on the one hand. 865 00:51:25,329 --> 00:51:27,331 On the other, I'm saying to myself, 866 00:51:27,331 --> 00:51:29,833 what kind of example am I setting? 867 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:35,339 Evading and smiling, passing out cheese puffs... 868 00:51:35,339 --> 00:51:38,842 over a woman that we all k was terribly dysfunctional! 869 00:51:38,842 --> 00:51:41,345 Who spread no cheer. 870 00:51:41,345 --> 00:51:42,846 At all. 871 00:51:42,846 --> 00:51:43,847 Carmela, be quiet. 872 00:51:43,847 --> 00:51:45,349 This is my house! 873 00:51:45,349 --> 00:51:46,350 I'm leaving. 874 00:51:46,350 --> 00:51:47,851 Let her talk. Sit down! 875 00:51:47,851 --> 00:51:49,353 I'll speak if I want! 876 00:51:49,353 --> 00:51:50,854 Goddamnit, who are you, 877 00:51:50,854 --> 00:51:52,856 minister of propaganda? 878 00:51:52,856 --> 00:51:56,360 We suffered for years under the yoke of that woman. 879 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,361 Years! 880 00:51:57,361 --> 00:51:59,863 She estranged us from our own daughter. 881 00:52:00,364 --> 00:52:03,867 Ruined I don't know how many goddamn christmases, 882 00:52:04,368 --> 00:52:05,369 I don't want to even begin to count. 883 00:52:05,369 --> 00:52:06,370 Hugh. 884 00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:07,871 Don't hand me that! 885 00:52:07,871 --> 00:52:09,373 Bullshit! 886 00:52:09,373 --> 00:52:12,376 You wanted it, you got it. 887 00:52:14,378 --> 00:52:15,879 Here, here. 888 00:52:18,382 --> 00:52:20,384 From beyond the grave even. 889 00:52:21,885 --> 00:52:24,388 This is a woman who didn't want a funeral. 890 00:52:24,888 --> 00:52:28,892 You all, her children, you ignored her wishes. 891 00:52:28,892 --> 00:52:32,396 Only after she's dead, by the way. 892 00:52:34,898 --> 00:52:36,900 She didn't want a funeral. 893 00:52:37,401 --> 00:52:39,403 She didn't want a remembrance of any kind. 894 00:52:39,903 --> 00:52:40,904 Why? 895 00:52:40,904 --> 00:52:44,408 She didn't think anybody would come. 896 00:52:48,912 --> 00:52:50,914 She wouldn't write down her memories for her grandchildren 897 00:52:51,415 --> 00:52:53,917 because she figured nobody loved her enough to read them. 898 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,423 She knew there was a problem. 899 00:53:14,938 --> 00:53:18,442 Um, there's desserts... 900 00:53:18,942 --> 00:53:21,945 in the dining room if anybody wants some. 901 00:53:23,947 --> 00:53:26,450 Yes, um... 902 00:53:26,450 --> 00:53:29,953 and they're all from vesuvio. 903 00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:33,957 Our new pastry chef, bobby vasquez. 904 00:53:33,957 --> 00:53:35,959 Thanks. 905 00:53:44,968 --> 00:53:46,970 Mike's here. 906 00:53:46,970 --> 00:53:48,972 He's come to see you. 907 00:53:48,972 --> 00:53:52,976 You must like mike a lot better than me. 908 00:53:52,976 --> 00:53:57,981 No, no, tommy boy, you're my baby. 909 00:53:57,981 --> 00:54:00,484 You're going to get well and strong. 910 00:54:00,484 --> 00:54:02,486 All of us together again. 911 00:54:02,986 --> 00:54:07,991 I'm almost glad this happened. 912 00:54:19,503 --> 00:54:22,005 Yeah, this is mike. 913 00:54:22,506 --> 00:54:24,508 When? 914 00:54:25,008 --> 00:54:26,510 You were? 915 00:54:26,510 --> 00:54:27,511 Fine. 916 00:54:28,011 --> 00:54:29,012 Ma, they're bringing tom home. 917 00:54:29,513 --> 00:54:30,514 They are, when? 918 00:54:30,514 --> 00:54:31,515 Right now, he's on his way. 919 00:54:32,015 --> 00:54:33,016 Oh, it's wonderful. 920 00:54:33,016 --> 00:54:35,018 I'll get his room ready. 921 00:54:35,018 --> 00:54:38,021 I knew my baby would come home. 922 00:55:24,501 --> 00:55:27,237 Captions copyright 2001 home box office 923 00:55:27,237 --> 00:55:30,006 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. 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