1 00:01:56,758 --> 00:01:58,323 I'm in asbury. 2 00:01:58,323 --> 00:02:01,454 I'll be at your boatyard in 15 minutes. 3 00:02:01,977 --> 00:02:04,586 No, I got a meeting, I'll come there after. 4 00:02:39,552 --> 00:02:42,161 O. J. Simpson's acquittal they still cannot accept, 5 00:02:42,683 --> 00:02:45,292 and now they're suing him in civil court. 6 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:46,858 Simpson's attorney is outraged, 7 00:02:47,379 --> 00:02:48,946 fred goldman is philosophical. 8 00:02:48,946 --> 00:02:51,554 In jersey, they'd have fried his worthless ass. 9 00:02:51,554 --> 00:02:54,164 Well, he's shunned on his golf course now. 10 00:02:54,686 --> 00:02:55,729 Oh! 11 00:02:55,729 --> 00:02:58,339 There he is, f. Lee fatfuck. 12 00:02:58,339 --> 00:03:00,427 Hold my briefs. 13 00:03:00,427 --> 00:03:02,514 What's the matter with you? 14 00:03:02,514 --> 00:03:06,689 My back, fucki n' valuejet, tryi ng to save 50 bucks. 15 00:03:06,689 --> 00:03:07,733 How was boca? 16 00:03:07,733 --> 00:03:09,298 How do you think? 17 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:11,386 Your uncle's quaking in his boots I was there to pop him. 18 00:03:11,908 --> 00:03:13,996 Ho, wait till we get outside, huh? 19 00:03:13,996 --> 00:03:16,083 Junior's looking for a way out. 20 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:18,171 But, he's got that iron rod up his ass. 21 00:03:18,171 --> 00:03:20,258 He thought he was in line to be boss. 22 00:03:20,258 --> 00:03:22,867 Now he's gotta take orders from somebody 23 00:03:22,867 --> 00:03:24,433 who used to fetch him his sambuca. 24 00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:26,521 Hey, fuck him. 25 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:28,086 Is he gonna sit down or not? 26 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,173 If tony will guarantee his safety. 27 00:03:30,696 --> 00:03:32,783 You deal with it , alright, tony? 28 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,958 Make it christmas, 29 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:39,567 this way I don't have to go on that fuckin' cruise. 30 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,654 No sooner do I get back from florida 31 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:44,786 than ange has booked a suite on the dawn princess. 32 00:03:44,786 --> 00:03:47,917 5, 000 bucks a week and no way off. 33 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:49,483 Thank god carm gets seasick. 34 00:03:49,483 --> 00:03:52,614 We're staying home thi s year so jackie can study for his sats. 35 00:03:52,614 --> 00:03:54,702 Ro found him a great tutor. 36 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:55,746 Pray he goes to a state school. 37 00:03:56,267 --> 00:03:57,833 You oughta see terri's bills from villanova. 38 00:03:57,833 --> 00:03:59,921 And matt and kevin right behind her— 39 00:03:59,921 --> 00:04:01,486 hey, sal, you need money, you come to me, 40 00:04:01,486 --> 00:04:03,052 you hear what I'm sayin'? 41 00:04:03,052 --> 00:04:05,139 Don't be moving that "h" no more, puss. 42 00:04:05,139 --> 00:04:06,705 It's too risky. 43 00:04:12,446 --> 00:04:15,055 I always wanted a house by the ocean. 44 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,621 Maybe in another life. 45 00:04:22,361 --> 00:04:23,405 Ton'! 46 00:04:23,405 --> 00:04:24,971 Tony? 47 00:04:26,536 --> 00:04:28,102 Hey, paulie. 48 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,667 We gonna go see your boat? 49 00:04:32,277 --> 00:04:34,886 Nah, I'm just... 50 00:04:34,886 --> 00:04:38,017 thinking about our former friend. 51 00:04:38,017 --> 00:04:39,061 Who? 52 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,280 Him? 53 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:45,846 Not me, 54 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:47,933 never. 55 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:51,065 Me and jackie met him down here in'95, 56 00:04:51,065 --> 00:04:53,152 when he go t back from boca. 57 00:04:53,673 --> 00:04:55,761 Oh, yeah, that crazy shit with your uncle. 58 00:04:55,761 --> 00:04:57,327 Junior hijacked jackie's truck. 59 00:04:57,327 --> 00:04:58,892 What about it? 60 00:04:58,892 --> 00:05:00,458 I should've seen it then, that's all. 61 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:03,067 Don't waste another second on that rat fuck, ton'. 62 00:05:03,067 --> 00:05:05,677 I'd kill him again if I could. 63 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:09,852 Tommy angeletti, 64 00:05:10,373 --> 00:05:12,461 he's doing are- bar at the esplanade. 65 00:05:12,461 --> 00:05:14,027 Yeah? 66 00:05:14,027 --> 00:05:17,158 He's into me for 100 large on college basketball. 67 00:05:17,158 --> 00:05:20,290 Now ralphie's holding up the contractor for more money. 68 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:23,421 He's got the site shutdown on a strike. 69 00:05:23,421 --> 00:05:26,552 Angeletti can't work. 70 00:05:26,552 --> 00:05:29,161 Paulie, your fuckin' book 71 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:32,292 against millions gonna roll in off the esplanade? 72 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:34,380 I figured you'd take his side. 73 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:35,946 But, ralphie shouldn't come across 74 00:05:35,946 --> 00:05:38,033 with a couple of no- show electrician jobs? 75 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,642 I shouldn't get something outta this fuckin' esplanade? 76 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,340 Alright, I'll talk to him. 77 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,961 Oh, go od, you're up. 78 00:06:35,961 --> 00:06:38,049 I just got the digital video for meadow. 79 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,136 It's three down, three to go. 80 00:06:40,136 --> 00:06:43,267 Plus, the scooter is ready, but you're gonn a have to pick it up. 81 00:06:43,267 --> 00:06:44,833 It's on my list. 82 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:46,921 You're not gonna like this next bit of news, either. 83 00:06:46,921 --> 00:06:49,530 Janice is insisting on cooking christmas dinner this year. 84 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:51,096 Christmas eve or christmas day? 85 00:06:51,096 --> 00:06:52,661 I'm doing christmas eve. 86 00:06:52,661 --> 00:06:54,227 You wanna turn her loose on shellfish? 87 00:06:54,227 --> 00:06:56,836 She's determined to co ok goose on christmas day. 88 00:06:56,836 --> 00:06:58,402 Why? 89 00:06:58,402 --> 00:06:59,967 Well, her impulses are rig she's over here all the time. 90 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:02,577 She volunteered me to make the gravy and the lasagna, 91 00:07:03,099 --> 00:07:04,665 so, with everything else I gotta do today, 92 00:07:04,665 --> 00:07:06,230 I gotta bring half my kitchen over there, 93 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:09,361 and she needs you because the fuse b ox is on the fritz again. 94 00:07:09,361 --> 00:07:10,927 Oh, fuck, come on, I'm busy. 95 00:07:10,927 --> 00:07:11,971 What, I'm not? 96 00:07:18,755 --> 00:07:20,842 Well, I was feeling good, 97 00:07:20,842 --> 00:07:23,974 all of a sudden, I'm back to square one. 98 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:25,540 What do you mean? 99 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:28,671 I had another one of those attacks this morning. 100 00:07:32,324 --> 00:07:34,411 Not the whole thing, 101 00:07:34,411 --> 00:07:36,499 but, it was right there, 102 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:39,109 under the surface, 103 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:42,761 that feeling like I go t ginger ale in my brain. 104 00:07:42,761 --> 00:07:44,849 Are you taking your medication? 105 00:07:45,892 --> 00:07:47,980 Not every day. 106 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:50,590 Is that what the prescription says? 107 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:52,677 Another thing to feel bad about. 108 00:07:52,677 --> 00:07:53,721 Well? 109 00:07:54,242 --> 00:07:57,374 Can you tell me what led up to this? 110 00:07:57,374 --> 00:07:58,940 You know my log, 111 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:01,027 I was supposed to write everything down for you? 112 00:08:01,027 --> 00:08:04,159 Look, it's just a list of shit I gotta do for christmas. 113 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:06,246 All the pressure we put on ourselves 114 00:08:06,246 --> 00:08:09,899 this time of the year. 115 00:08:09,899 --> 00:08:12,509 I call it "stressmas". 116 00:08:12,509 --> 00:08:14,596 That's cute. 117 00:08:16,161 --> 00:08:19,293 I was looking forwar d to christmas this year. 118 00:08:19,293 --> 00:08:20,336 No shit. 119 00:08:20,859 --> 00:08:23,468 Now, here I go, right back in the fuckin' rabbit hole. 120 00:08:25,555 --> 00:08:28,165 Okay, let's do the drill. 121 00:08:28,686 --> 00:08:30,774 The attack, what preceded it? 122 00:08:31,296 --> 00:08:32,861 Yesterday I we nt down to the shore 123 00:08:32,861 --> 00:08:34,427 to get my boat winterized. 124 00:08:34,427 --> 00:08:35,993 What happened? 125 00:08:39,124 --> 00:08:41,734 I started thinking about this thing 126 00:08:41,734 --> 00:08:43,299 that happened years ago. 127 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:45,909 I haven't thought about it since it happened. 128 00:08:46,430 --> 00:08:47,474 Tell me about it. 129 00:08:49,561 --> 00:08:51,649 I can't. 130 00:08:51,649 --> 00:08:52,693 I see. 131 00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:55,303 We're at one of our favorite junctures. 132 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:02,086 Without going into specifics... 133 00:09:07,828 --> 00:09:10,436 I can tell you it was a friend of mine. 134 00:09:12,003 --> 00:09:14,611 I found out he was working for the federal government. 135 00:09:17,743 --> 00:09:19,830 Enough said? 136 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:21,918 I see. 137 00:09:25,049 --> 00:09:27,659 Am I ruining your christmas? 138 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:34,965 A- major? 139 00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:38,096 E- major. 140 00:09:41,228 --> 00:09:42,271 I don't know. 141 00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:44,359 Do you think it's too down? 142 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,446 I mean, with the chorus, 143 00:09:46,446 --> 00:09:48,534 "his blood clean s every stain"? 144 00:09:48,534 --> 00:09:51,143 Oh, it's a great mother- jumping lyric, jan. 145 00:09:51,665 --> 00:09:53,230 What are we sellin', ajax? 146 00:09:53,753 --> 00:09:55,840 "His blood cleans stains"? 147 00:09:57,405 --> 00:09:59,493 My brother , I hope. 148 00:09:59,493 --> 00:10:02,103 Shit, fuck. 149 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:05,234 Hey, you guys, come on in. 150 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:06,799 We're just working. 151 00:10:06,799 --> 00:10:08,365 On the fuse box? 152 00:10:08,365 --> 00:10:09,930 No, we're making a demo, 153 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:12,540 tryin' to get some major label interest here. 154 00:10:15,671 --> 00:10:17,237 God, the poor thing. 155 00:10:28,718 --> 00:10:30,284 I'm not coming to eat here 156 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:32,371 unless this pig sty is cleaned up! 157 00:10:32,371 --> 00:10:34,459 It's my wrist, tony. 158 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:38,112 And the percodans aren't even working anymore. 159 00:10:38,634 --> 00:10:40,199 You got an y rubber gloves? 160 00:10:40,199 --> 00:10:41,765 I'll get started, 161 00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:43,853 and we can work on the stock. 162 00:10:49,593 --> 00:10:51,159 Whoa, your wrist, 163 00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:53,768 I thought the doctor said it was just a sprain. 164 00:10:53,768 --> 00:10:55,855 Apparently, there's nerve involvement. 165 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,943 I may need an operation. 166 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:07,337 From the russian? 167 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,424 It was the worst night of my life, 168 00:11:09,947 --> 00:11:13,078 but, it led me to Jesus. 169 00:11:13,078 --> 00:11:15,165 Come on, janice, when's the last time 170 00:11:15,687 --> 00:11:17,774 you went to a prayer meetin'? 171 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:20,905 I know. 172 00:11:20,905 --> 00:11:24,037 And, aaron and I don't even sleep together anymore, 173 00:11:24,037 --> 00:11:26,647 but in a larger sense, 174 00:11:26,647 --> 00:11:29,255 christianity's brought about a business, 175 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,299 with this ccm. 176 00:11:30,822 --> 00:11:31,865 The what? 177 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,997 Christian contemporary, tony, ohh! 178 00:11:34,997 --> 00:11:37,605 It's the fastest growing marketing sector 179 00:11:37,605 --> 00:11:40,215 in the music business today. 180 00:11:40,215 --> 00:11:40,737 Here. 181 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:46,478 You knocked over your drink, honey. 182 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:47,522 Ugh... 183 00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:51,174 really hurts, huh? 184 00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:52,740 Yeah. 185 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,828 Janice! 186 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:22,487 Ooh, here's a branch. 187 00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:25,097 I don't see the rest of the tree. 188 00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:27,706 Fuck that philosophical shit. 189 00:12:28,228 --> 00:12:29,793 Oh, Jesus. 190 00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:30,837 What? 191 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,403 Oh, shit. 192 00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:35,534 That I s depressing. 193 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,665 I don't even wanna fuckin' touch this thing. 194 00:12:38,665 --> 00:12:40,231 Hey. 195 00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,797 The wife sends her love. 196 00:12:41,797 --> 00:12:43,362 How are ya, ray? 197 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,449 How ya doin', hesh? 198 00:12:45,449 --> 00:12:47,537 Tony, 199 00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:50,147 guess what we found 200 00:12:50,147 --> 00:12:52,234 in the bottom of the christmas box? 201 00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:54,322 The santa outfit. 202 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,409 You guessed! 203 00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:59,018 Burn the fuckin' thing. 204 00:12:59,018 --> 00:13:00,584 This is the firs t christmas in history 205 00:13:01,106 --> 00:13:02,672 I remember him not bein' santa. 206 00:13:02,672 --> 00:13:04,237 Oh, big pussy. 207 00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:05,803 We were talkin' the other day 208 00:13:05,803 --> 00:13:07,368 about that f at piece of shit. 209 00:13:07,368 --> 00:13:10,499 When he got back f rom boca at christmas of'95, 210 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,066 how he wasn't himself. 211 00:13:12,587 --> 00:13:13,631 What happened to, 212 00:13:13,631 --> 00:13:16,241 "not wasting your breath on the cocksucker"? 213 00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:18,328 Two- faced fuck! 214 00:13:18,328 --> 00:13:21,459 To sell out your friends to save your own ass, it's despicable. 215 00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:23,547 That's one rid e I would've loved t o have been along on. 216 00:13:23,547 --> 00:13:24,591 Yeah, me too. 217 00:13:25,112 --> 00:13:26,678 Enough of this shit, put up the fuckin' decorations. 218 00:13:26,678 --> 00:13:29,287 We still gotta find somebody to play santa. 219 00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,028 Get the fuck outta here. 220 00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:36,593 It's fitting, you know. 221 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,203 After all, it was your father who started this whole tradition. 222 00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:40,768 That's right, 223 00:13:40,768 --> 00:13:43,378 when johnny boy busted this place out and took it over, 224 00:13:43,378 --> 00:13:45,466 and old man satriale put a bullet in his own head, 225 00:13:45,987 --> 00:13:48,074 there was a lot of sadness on the block. 226 00:13:48,074 --> 00:13:50,162 Nothing a christmas ham couldn't fix. 227 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,249 Come on, t. 228 00:13:52,772 --> 00:13:54,859 Fuckin' stop, alright? 229 00:13:54,859 --> 00:13:56,424 Find somebody else to do it. 230 00:14:16,778 --> 00:14:18,343 The big man! 231 00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:19,909 Come have drink. 232 00:14:20,431 --> 00:14:21,475 Where's slava? 233 00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,041 Working probably. 234 00:14:28,781 --> 00:14:29,825 Anthony... 235 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,912 how you doing? 236 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,478 How are ya? 237 00:14:33,478 --> 00:14:36,087 You want somethin'? Food? 238 00:14:36,087 --> 00:14:37,131 No, we're just gonna talk. 239 00:14:37,653 --> 00:14:40,262 Oh, high level. 240 00:14:40,262 --> 00:14:41,828 Shh. 241 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:47,047 Looks like valery's started to celebrate christmas early. 242 00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:48,612 You don't know the half! 243 00:14:49,134 --> 00:14:51,222 Russian christmas don' t come till mid- january. 244 00:14:58,528 --> 00:15:00,616 There's a quarter mil in there, 245 00:15:00,616 --> 00:15:02,703 my own personal funds. 246 00:15:02,703 --> 00:15:05,834 I'll send it to moscow with the ibm thinkpads. 247 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,443 But, this time, I want to use promstrybank. 248 00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:11,575 Anyway, they will se nd it to the isle of man, 249 00:15:11,575 --> 00:15:13,662 to your bank, numbered account. 250 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,228 Agron... 251 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:27,231 thanks. 252 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,406 Galina loved the escalante, by the way. 253 00:15:31,928 --> 00:15:33,493 You think you can get another one? 254 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,581 There is something, maybe, 255 00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,668 you can help me with. 256 00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:40,278 You tell me what it is , I'll tell you if I can help. 257 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:43,410 I'm looking for this russian, 258 00:15:43,931 --> 00:15:46,018 he's a friend of svetlana kirilenko, 259 00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:48,106 you know, irina's cousin. 260 00:15:48,106 --> 00:15:49,672 The one- legged woman , I know who she is. 261 00:15:50,193 --> 00:15:52,281 But, I don't want her involved. 262 00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:54,891 All I know about this guy is he drives a livery cab, 263 00:15:54,891 --> 00:15:58,543 and he wasn't very nice to someone important to me. 264 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,110 Don't think another thing about this. 265 00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:02,718 I'll find him, I'll kick the shit out of him. 266 00:16:02,718 --> 00:16:04,806 No, no, no, I'm gonna do this. 267 00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:06,893 This motherfucker's mine. 268 00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:46,556 What happened to the jarlsbe rg that was here? 269 00:16:46,556 --> 00:16:48,122 What, sil? 270 00:16:48,122 --> 00:16:50,210 Stop the music. 271 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,297 Cut, stop the music! 272 00:16:52,297 --> 00:16:56,472 There was an entir e wedge of jarlsberg here this morning. 273 00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:58,037 What happened to it? 274 00:16:58,037 --> 00:16:59,081 I don't know. 275 00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:00,125 Goddamnit! 276 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,691 Debbie had a rondelay of french brie 277 00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:03,256 missing from her purse yesterday. 278 00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:04,822 In there? 279 00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:05,866 Uh- huh. 280 00:17:32,481 --> 00:17:35,091 Ever since w e found that suit, 281 00:17:35,612 --> 00:17:37,700 now I'm dreaming about that fat rat bastard. 282 00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:39,787 What about it? 283 00:17:39,787 --> 00:17:41,875 We did the right thing. 284 00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:47,094 You're startin' to worry me. 285 00:17:47,094 --> 00:17:49,181 You got a problem? 286 00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:51,791 '95. 287 00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:55,444 I can't believe I didn't see it. 288 00:17:55,444 --> 00:17:59,097 I had a fucking lamp down here, but meadow took it to school. 289 00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,706 You think it was down in boca, though, 290 00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:04,316 I mean, he was bringing the s hit in through there? 291 00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:06,404 No, it wasn't boca. 292 00:18:06,404 --> 00:18:08,491 They didn't flip him in boca. 293 00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:10,579 He was down there for 24 hours 294 00:18:10,579 --> 00:18:12,666 to set up the sit- down with my uncle, 295 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,231 and I know, for a fact, 296 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:15,797 he was with my uncle the whole time. 297 00:18:15,797 --> 00:18:18,406 It was the sit- down. 298 00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:21,537 Simpson himself attend ed barbieri's deposition, 299 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,104 but made no comment. 300 00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,713 Next week, simpson faces another challenge, 301 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,322 the goldman attorney is seeking access... 302 00:18:28,322 --> 00:18:29,888 I'm saturated with it. 303 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:33,541 in anticipation of collecting punitive damages... 304 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,804 corrado. 305 00:18:39,804 --> 00:18:41,891 John. 306 00:18:43,979 --> 00:18:45,022 Where's bonpensiero? 307 00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:46,588 He's not here yet. 308 00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,154 He supposed to be here. 309 00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:50,763 He brokered the fuckin' thing. 310 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,329 Hey, I'm here. 311 00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:53,894 What do you think? 312 00:18:53,894 --> 00:18:55,981 I'm gonna let'em hurt my only uncle? 313 00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:57,025 No. 314 00:18:57,025 --> 00:18:58,591 Sit down. 315 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,854 Where the fuck were you? 316 00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:09,550 You better have a good excus for why you're still alive. 317 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,638 I'm sorry, skipper, it'll never happen again. 318 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,725 I hope nobody called the house, though. 319 00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:15,291 I told ange I was with you. 320 00:19:15,813 --> 00:19:17,900 My goomar's mother, we were in the hospital all night, 321 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,466 t. I. A. , that's a small stroke, 322 00:19:19,988 --> 00:19:22,075 she lost use of her left hand. 323 00:19:22,075 --> 00:19:24,685 It's coming back now, but, I didn't eat— 324 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,773 did you get laid? 325 00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:28,338 Yeah. 326 00:19:30,425 --> 00:19:32,513 We should've known, right then, 327 00:19:32,513 --> 00:19:35,123 when he was m. I. A. From that sit- down. 328 00:19:36,688 --> 00:19:39,298 That's all the time you need. 329 00:19:39,298 --> 00:19:41,385 When they flip somebody, 330 00:19:41,385 --> 00:19:43,994 they try to get him back on the street right away, 331 00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:45,560 that very day. 332 00:19:46,604 --> 00:19:49,735 So, you don't have time to think. 333 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,910 Sil, what are you gettin' your goomar for christmas? 334 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:57,041 Cash, that's the only thing tha t shuts her up 335 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,129 about bein' al one over the holidays. 336 00:19:59,129 --> 00:20:00,694 Michelle likes "ice". 337 00:20:00,694 --> 00:20:02,781 I'm getting a piece from a jew in the city. 338 00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:05,391 T, what are you gettin' your new goomar? 339 00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:06,435 She did me a favor. 340 00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:08,523 She went to morocco over the holidays. 341 00:20:08,523 --> 00:20:10,088 On her own? She paid for it? 342 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,131 Yeah. 343 00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,698 She went to morocco? 344 00:20:13,219 --> 00:20:14,785 Who is she, bada bing crosby? 345 00:20:14,785 --> 00:20:16,873 She's not one of those girls. 346 00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:18,960 She's got a real job. 347 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,091 She sells mercedes, smart, gorgeous... 348 00:20:22,091 --> 00:20:24,179 too good to be true. 349 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,788 Speaking of which, who's that piece of ass? 350 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,485 Oh, madonn', look who it is. 351 00:20:34,094 --> 00:20:36,182 It's the miracle of christmas. 352 00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:38,269 Next the blind will see, 353 00:20:38,269 --> 00:20:40,357 and the lame will walk. 354 00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:48,707 So, how is everything here so far, tonight? 355 00:20:49,229 --> 00:20:51,316 Much better now that we've cast our glims 356 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,882 on you, sweetheart. 357 00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:54,448 How you doin', 'mainy? 358 00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:57,057 Fine, tony- oni. 359 00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:00,188 Listen... 360 00:21:01,232 --> 00:21:03,319 I thought you'd wanna know. 361 00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:05,407 Two guys over there, at that table... 362 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:06,973 yeah? 363 00:21:07,494 --> 00:21:09,060 I think they're fbi. 364 00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:13,757 I'm kidding. 365 00:21:15,323 --> 00:21:17,410 I'm kidding, enjoy. 366 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,804 He's ready. 367 00:21:33,588 --> 00:21:36,198 You are a hypocrite. 368 00:21:36,198 --> 00:21:37,763 That's what you are. 369 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:39,850 You vilify a man behind his back, 370 00:21:40,373 --> 00:21:41,938 and then you smile in his face. 371 00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:46,635 Something's gotta keep the customers coming back 372 00:21:46,635 --> 00:21:50,810 and it's not gonna be your mooshata raviolis, lately. 373 00:21:56,029 --> 00:21:57,594 Hey. 374 00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,682 Charmaine... 375 00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:02,813 sometimes we're forced to work the same shift. 376 00:22:02,813 --> 00:22:05,944 Your wife, her ass may be improved artie, but— 377 00:22:05,944 --> 00:22:08,032 hey, hey, hey, come on, sil. 378 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:15,338 She's over here joking about the fbi. 379 00:22:15,338 --> 00:22:16,904 Since when is that funny? 380 00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:22,123 Yeah. 381 00:22:24,732 --> 00:22:27,342 No, wait, hold on a minute. 382 00:22:28,385 --> 00:22:30,473 Go ahead. 383 00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:39,344 Alright, great. 384 00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:41,954 Yeah... 385 00:22:42,476 --> 00:22:45,085 merry christmas to you, too. 386 00:22:47,173 --> 00:22:49,260 Mr. Valdez? 387 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,826 That's me. 388 00:23:02,307 --> 00:23:03,873 I know you. 389 00:23:03,873 --> 00:23:06,482 You look like maybe someone, I don't know... 390 00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:08,048 he's the designata drive. 391 00:23:08,048 --> 00:23:09,613 Me? 392 00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:11,701 No, you the designata drive. 393 00:23:12,223 --> 00:23:14,310 No, no, you, you, it's you. 394 00:23:14,832 --> 00:23:15,876 You! 395 00:23:15,876 --> 00:23:17,963 Airport ramada, right? 396 00:23:18,485 --> 00:23:19,529 Yeah. 397 00:23:20,051 --> 00:23:21,094 Yeah, let' s go, c'mon. 398 00:23:34,142 --> 00:23:35,707 How was dinner? 399 00:23:36,229 --> 00:23:37,273 Good. 400 00:23:38,838 --> 00:23:40,926 Was charmaine there? 401 00:23:41,448 --> 00:23:42,492 Yep. 402 00:23:42,492 --> 00:23:45,101 She looks good, doesn't she? 403 00:23:45,101 --> 00:23:46,667 What, are you disappointed? 404 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:49,798 Her husband dumped her, you thought she was gonna look like a krull? 405 00:23:49,798 --> 00:23:52,407 A krull? 406 00:23:52,407 --> 00:23:56,061 A crone, a troll, I don't know. 407 00:23:58,148 --> 00:24:00,757 Holiday traffic. 408 00:24:00,757 --> 00:24:03,888 My head is clanging like a bell. 409 00:24:03,888 --> 00:24:05,976 I got the scooter. 410 00:24:20,588 --> 00:24:22,154 Yay! 411 00:24:22,154 --> 00:24:23,198 Hello bedford falls! 412 00:24:23,198 --> 00:24:24,763 Oh, Jesus. 413 00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:26,329 Merry christmas! 414 00:24:26,329 --> 00:24:27,894 Enough already. 415 00:24:27,894 --> 00:24:31,026 Merry christmas, george. 416 00:24:31,148 --> 00:24:33,636 Santa, we still haven't got one. 417 00:24:33,636 --> 00:24:34,679 You wanna do it? 418 00:24:35,201 --> 00:24:36,767 Me, what do I know about it? 419 00:24:37,288 --> 00:24:38,854 I don't have kids. 420 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:40,942 You don't have to, santa doesn't have any kids. 421 00:24:40,942 --> 00:24:43,029 Yeah, that's strange, 422 00:24:43,029 --> 00:24:45,638 that mr. And mrs. Claus didn't have kids of their own. 423 00:24:46,161 --> 00:24:48,248 Probably why they got into it in the first place. 424 00:24:48,248 --> 00:24:49,813 I used to think the elves were their kids. 425 00:24:49,813 --> 00:24:51,379 They were running a sweatshop over there. 426 00:24:51,901 --> 00:24:52,945 There was something on tv, 427 00:24:52,945 --> 00:24:55,032 the original elves were ugly, 428 00:24:55,032 --> 00:24:57,642 traveled with santa to throw bad kids a beatin', 429 00:24:57,642 --> 00:24:59,729 and he gave the good ones toys. 430 00:24:59,729 --> 00:25:02,338 The fuckin' grinch. 431 00:25:02,861 --> 00:25:04,948 Maybe that's where they got the idea. 432 00:25:04,948 --> 00:25:07,557 And fuckin' dr. Seuss ripped it off. 433 00:25:07,557 --> 00:25:09,645 That grinch, man, that's where the money is. 434 00:25:09,645 --> 00:25:11,732 A couple hundred mil. 435 00:25:11,732 --> 00:25:13,820 Put jim carrey in the motherfucker. 436 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:15,386 Tony... 437 00:25:15,386 --> 00:25:16,429 hey! 438 00:25:16,429 --> 00:25:18,517 I got stuff for the party, toys. 439 00:25:19,038 --> 00:25:20,082 From me and junior. 440 00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:21,648 They're not wrapped, 441 00:25:21,648 --> 00:25:23,736 but this way they can see what they're getting. 442 00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:25,301 Tell junior thank you. 443 00:25:33,651 --> 00:25:34,695 What? 444 00:25:34,695 --> 00:25:36,782 Ho- fuckin'- ho. 445 00:25:36,782 --> 00:25:38,870 You're right. 446 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,436 What are you talking about? 447 00:25:40,436 --> 00:25:42,523 You wanna play santa claus at the party this year? 448 00:25:43,045 --> 00:25:44,088 No, I can't do that. 449 00:25:44,088 --> 00:25:45,655 Why not? 450 00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:48,263 I don't know, I don't know how. 451 00:25:48,786 --> 00:25:49,830 What's to know? 452 00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:51,395 You ask'em what they want for christmas, 453 00:25:51,395 --> 00:25:54,005 you give'em a nice to y, and that's the end of it. 454 00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:55,570 No, not me, I can't. 455 00:25:55,570 --> 00:25:56,613 Yes, you can. 456 00:25:56,613 --> 00:25:57,657 I can't! 457 00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:58,180 Why not? 458 00:25:58,701 --> 00:25:59,745 I'm shy. 459 00:26:04,442 --> 00:26:07,051 The boss of this family told you 460 00:26:07,051 --> 00:26:08,617 you're gonna be santa claus, 461 00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:10,182 you're santa claus. 462 00:26:10,182 --> 00:26:12,792 So, shut the fuck up about it. 463 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:25,838 A strange and macabre christmas story, 464 00:26:25,838 --> 00:26:28,448 another sad incidence of continuing violence 465 00:26:28,448 --> 00:26:30,013 against livery drivers. 466 00:26:30,013 --> 00:26:32,623 In downtown newark, police were called to the scene 467 00:26:32,623 --> 00:26:35,232 of what appeared to be a christmas prank gone awry. 468 00:26:35,232 --> 00:26:37,842 Livery driver igor parnasky 469 00:26:37,842 --> 00:26:40,451 was found trapped under santa's sleigh, 470 00:26:40,451 --> 00:26:43,582 and severely beaten inside the window display 471 00:26:43,582 --> 00:26:45,148 at curran's sporting goods. 472 00:26:45,148 --> 00:26:46,714 The russian emigre also suffered 473 00:26:46,714 --> 00:26:48,801 injuries from broken glass. 474 00:26:48,801 --> 00:26:50,367 From his description of his assailants, 475 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:52,455 police are questioning members 476 00:26:52,455 --> 00:26:54,020 of a marauding youth gang... 477 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,586 oh, my god! 478 00:26:55,586 --> 00:26:56,630 their turf. 479 00:26:56,630 --> 00:26:58,195 Merry christmas. 480 00:26:58,195 --> 00:27:01,326 Reporting live from downtown newark... 481 00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,067 oh, my... 482 00:27:09,676 --> 00:27:11,764 aaron, honey, honey? 483 00:27:12,286 --> 00:27:13,330 Yeah? 484 00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:16,461 I think I know wha t's missing from the song. 485 00:27:16,982 --> 00:27:19,592 It's the brother concept. 486 00:27:19,592 --> 00:27:20,636 He ain't heavy? 487 00:27:20,636 --> 00:27:22,723 No, I mean , not exactly. 488 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,420 Maybe we can try t o get something down. 489 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:30,551 Jan, you're crying. 490 00:27:30,551 --> 00:27:33,682 Sometimes we really don' t see our loved ones. 491 00:27:40,989 --> 00:27:44,642 Hi, whatcha doing? 492 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:49,861 Just enjoying the tree. 493 00:27:49,861 --> 00:27:52,470 I love this time of year. 494 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,036 Me, too. 495 00:28:02,386 --> 00:28:04,474 You' re ho me early. 496 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:08,126 Hunter went into the city with hadley. 497 00:28:13,345 --> 00:28:15,432 So, where's jackie tonight? 498 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:18,564 He had to go visit a frien d of his in the hospital. 499 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:20,130 Oh, no, who? 500 00:28:20,130 --> 00:28:22,217 Someone from school, they think it's appendicitis. 501 00:28:22,217 --> 00:28:23,782 Oh, my god. 502 00:28:25,349 --> 00:28:29,001 So, you and jackie are getting pretty close, huh? 503 00:28:37,874 --> 00:28:39,961 That new angel looks really great. 504 00:28:48,832 --> 00:28:50,399 that's what he said. 505 00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:51,964 Wanna see 50 gs? 506 00:28:52,486 --> 00:28:53,530 Holy shit! 507 00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:55,095 What is that, sapphires? 508 00:28:55,095 --> 00:28:57,705 Yeah, my wife better like it. 509 00:28:58,226 --> 00:28:59,792 Wild turkey, neat. 510 00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:08,142 How you doin'? 511 00:29:08,142 --> 00:29:09,708 Fine. 512 00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:11,274 How are you? 513 00:29:11,274 --> 00:29:13,361 Carmela was right, 514 00:29:13,361 --> 00:29:15,449 you look great. 515 00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:17,014 Thank you. 516 00:29:17,014 --> 00:29:20,145 I'm trying to give you a compliment. 517 00:29:20,145 --> 00:29:21,189 Well, don't. 518 00:29:21,711 --> 00:29:23,276 What's your fuckin' problem? 519 00:29:23,276 --> 00:29:25,364 All these years, I've sat here and I kept my mouth shut. 520 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:27,974 I didn't want you and your boys comin' in here. 521 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,061 And look what happened, 522 00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:31,626 look what you've done to my husband. 523 00:29:32,149 --> 00:29:33,714 Artie? I'm trying to help him. 524 00:29:33,714 --> 00:29:34,758 Yeah, well , good luck, 525 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,845 because he's a friggin' mess. 526 00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:43,108 Let's get the fuck outta here. 527 00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:44,674 Where to? 528 00:29:45,195 --> 00:29:47,283 Who gives a shit? 529 00:29:47,283 --> 00:29:49,370 A new joint ju st opened on 46th, 530 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:51,980 I been meaning to check out the competition. 531 00:29:54,068 --> 00:29:56,155 Come on. 532 00:30:35,818 --> 00:30:37,383 Tony! 533 00:30:37,383 --> 00:30:39,470 Hey, what's goin' on? 534 00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:41,558 Gettin' a little lovin'? 535 00:30:44,168 --> 00:30:46,255 It's not what you think. 536 00:30:46,255 --> 00:30:47,299 C'mon. 537 00:30:48,864 --> 00:30:50,951 C'mon, it's alright, I just wanna talk to you. 538 00:30:50,951 --> 00:30:52,518 C'mon. 539 00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:56,170 It's a bachelor party, my frat brothers. 540 00:30:57,736 --> 00:30:59,824 I didn't d o anything! 541 00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:00,868 Shut up! 542 00:31:03,477 --> 00:31:05,564 Put your hands up, put your hands up! 543 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,130 No... please. 544 00:31:07,652 --> 00:31:10,261 C'mon, you fuck! 545 00:31:10,261 --> 00:31:13,393 You fuckin' puss y piece of shit. 546 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:16,002 All I did was tell your old man what a good kid you were, 547 00:31:16,002 --> 00:31:18,089 and all you do is fuckin' hurt me. 548 00:31:18,089 --> 00:31:19,133 I'm sorry! 549 00:31:20,177 --> 00:31:21,743 I'm sorry. 550 00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:24,874 I'm sorry. 551 00:31:26,961 --> 00:31:28,005 What's this? 552 00:31:29,570 --> 00:31:30,614 Hmm? 553 00:31:32,702 --> 00:31:33,745 Nice. 554 00:31:33,745 --> 00:31:36,355 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 555 00:31:38,443 --> 00:31:40,008 You bottomed out. 556 00:31:40,008 --> 00:31:42,095 What do you mean? 557 00:31:50,445 --> 00:31:52,012 You bottomed out. 558 00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:08,712 I wish I could get up at 11:30 every morning 559 00:32:09,233 --> 00:32:11,320 after being out all night, god knows where. 560 00:32:14,452 --> 00:32:17,062 Stop with the pots and pans. 561 00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:18,627 Where were you last night? 562 00:32:18,627 --> 00:32:19,670 Nowhere, 563 00:32:19,670 --> 00:32:21,237 I wasn't anywhere. 564 00:32:21,237 --> 00:32:24,368 I was the monogamy poster boy, swear to god. 565 00:32:24,368 --> 00:32:25,412 Oh, please. 566 00:32:27,499 --> 00:32:30,630 Well, I break up with the so- called russian whore, 567 00:32:30,630 --> 00:32:32,195 I'm towing the line, 568 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:33,762 and this is the thanks I get! 569 00:32:33,762 --> 00:32:35,849 What about charmaine? 570 00:32:35,849 --> 00:32:37,414 Charmaine? 571 00:32:37,937 --> 00:32:39,502 Mm- hmm, I know all about you. 572 00:32:39,502 --> 00:32:41,068 What? 573 00:32:41,068 --> 00:32:43,155 I didn't d o anything. 574 00:32:43,677 --> 00:32:44,720 Yeah, you did in high school. 575 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,764 High school? 576 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,852 Don't try to deny it. 577 00:32:47,852 --> 00:32:50,462 Oh, okay, high school, okay. 578 00:32:50,462 --> 00:32:52,549 Her husband dumps her and she never looked so good? 579 00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:54,637 You gotta ask yourself why. 580 00:32:56,202 --> 00:32:58,289 I didn't do nothing. 581 00:32:58,289 --> 00:32:59,855 I didn't do nothing! 582 00:33:00,377 --> 00:33:01,421 It's too late. 583 00:33:01,421 --> 00:33:02,987 I don't believe anything you say. 584 00:33:09,249 --> 00:33:13,946 My wife had her doubts about jackie jr... 585 00:33:13,946 --> 00:33:18,121 and all along I kept defending the little two- faced prick. 586 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:22,296 Do you feel responsible for their relationship? 587 00:33:22,296 --> 00:33:24,905 Meadow thinks she'd still going out with the oreo cookie 588 00:33:24,905 --> 00:33:26,993 if it wasn't for me. 589 00:33:26,993 --> 00:33:29,080 Well, that's true, isn't it? 590 00:33:31,168 --> 00:33:34,299 The question I s, what am I gonna do about jackie? 591 00:33:34,299 --> 00:33:36,387 Should I tell my wife? 592 00:33:36,387 --> 00:33:38,474 Meadow, Jesus, she's— 593 00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:42,649 it'd break her heart if she knew. 594 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:55,174 On another subject, 595 00:33:55,174 --> 00:33:57,783 I was thinking about what we were talking about 596 00:33:57,783 --> 00:33:59,871 last time you were here. 597 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:00,914 You know, 598 00:34:01,437 --> 00:34:04,046 your friend who was working for the federal government? 599 00:34:04,046 --> 00:34:06,656 Granted I get most of my information 600 00:34:06,656 --> 00:34:09,264 from the movies and bill curtis. 601 00:34:09,264 --> 00:34:11,352 But I was thinking... 602 00:34:22,312 --> 00:34:25,443 they're around the block out there. 603 00:34:25,443 --> 00:34:27,008 Biggest one yet. 604 00:34:27,008 --> 00:34:29,096 Where's the friggin' beard? 605 00:34:29,096 --> 00:34:31,183 I saw it in the box. 606 00:34:31,183 --> 00:34:32,749 It's gotta be there. 607 00:34:32,749 --> 00:34:34,837 Even without padding, 608 00:34:34,837 --> 00:34:37,446 the suit's too small on this fatso. 609 00:34:41,099 --> 00:34:43,187 Motherfucker. 610 00:34:44,231 --> 00:34:46,318 What, ton'? 611 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,406 He was wearing a wire... 612 00:34:49,449 --> 00:34:51,537 when he came to the party 613 00:34:51,537 --> 00:34:54,668 he already had the suit on. 614 00:34:56,233 --> 00:34:57,799 Alvin! 615 00:34:58,321 --> 00:34:59,887 Okay! 616 00:35:04,583 --> 00:35:07,193 Hey, look at this. 617 00:35:07,193 --> 00:35:09,281 Oh...! 618 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:11,368 You been walking around like that? 619 00:35:11,368 --> 00:35:13,456 Boosting salvation army kettles now. 620 00:35:13,977 --> 00:35:15,543 Kevin, go make me a sandwich. 621 00:35:15,543 --> 00:35:16,587 Okay, dad. 622 00:35:16,587 --> 00:35:18,152 He's a method actor. 623 00:35:18,152 --> 00:35:20,240 Getting into character like al. 624 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,283 Yeah... 625 00:35:21,283 --> 00:35:23,893 "it was you, fredo." 626 00:35:23,893 --> 00:35:26,502 Look at that, don' t even need a pillow. 627 00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:28,590 Hey! Watch the suit! 628 00:35:29,633 --> 00:35:32,243 He can't make a joke? 629 00:35:32,243 --> 00:35:34,852 What, are you mr. Sensitive over here? 630 00:35:34,852 --> 00:35:37,462 Chrissy, ashtrays. 631 00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:47,377 Tony... 632 00:35:47,377 --> 00:35:49,465 this problem 633 00:35:49,465 --> 00:35:52,596 with the red- tag garbage dumpin g in paden city... 634 00:35:52,596 --> 00:35:53,640 fuckin' christmas, 635 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,727 he wants to talk about medical waste? 636 00:35:55,727 --> 00:35:59,381 I just want to double- check that the way is paved for us to go down there, 637 00:35:59,381 --> 00:36:01,468 we reached out to ep a guy like we told barone. 638 00:36:01,468 --> 00:36:03,556 That reminds me, tony, dick called this morning. 639 00:36:04,077 --> 00:36:05,643 I'm fuckin' talkin' an d stop fuckin' interruptin'! 640 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,252 The fuck is wrong with you? 641 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:09,296 Fuck you! 642 00:36:09,818 --> 00:36:11,383 Hey, hey, hey! 643 00:36:11,383 --> 00:36:11,906 Take it easy! 644 00:36:11,906 --> 00:36:12,950 Ton'. 645 00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:15,037 What's the matter with you? 646 00:36:16,602 --> 00:36:18,690 Jesus christ. 647 00:36:18,690 --> 00:36:21,821 Oh, it's as cold as your sister's tit out there. 648 00:36:21,821 --> 00:36:23,387 You should see the crowd of little people. 649 00:36:23,908 --> 00:36:25,475 Jackie jr. , how you doin', huh? 650 00:36:25,996 --> 00:36:27,562 You look great. 651 00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:30,171 Hey, jackie, tell'em what you told me in the car on the way over here. 652 00:36:30,171 --> 00:36:32,781 Come on, the capital of canada. 653 00:36:32,781 --> 00:36:34,346 The kid's got it up here. 654 00:36:34,346 --> 00:36:36,956 Give me your coat, c'mon. 655 00:36:36,956 --> 00:36:39,565 Crissy, let'em in for chrissake. 656 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:42,175 One, two, three, four, 657 00:36:42,696 --> 00:36:45,306 open up th e stupid door! 658 00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:51,568 Go see santa, 659 00:36:51,568 --> 00:36:53,133 right this way. 660 00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:55,221 Ho, ho, ho! 661 00:36:55,221 --> 00:36:58,352 Merry christmas, come on in, children! 662 00:36:58,352 --> 00:37:00,440 Don't be afrai d, c'mon, sweetheart. 663 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,527 Come sit on santa's lap. 664 00:37:02,527 --> 00:37:04,093 Oh...! 665 00:37:04,093 --> 00:37:05,658 Have you b een a good girl? 666 00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:07,746 What do you want for christmas? 667 00:37:07,746 --> 00:37:09,833 I want a new doll and a kitchen. 668 00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,921 You want a new dol I and a kitchen. 669 00:37:11,921 --> 00:37:13,487 Here's something, dad. 670 00:37:13,487 --> 00:37:15,052 I mean , santa. 671 00:37:15,052 --> 00:37:17,662 My little elf here's got a littl e snow on the brain. 672 00:37:17,662 --> 00:37:19,227 He called me dad. 673 00:37:19,227 --> 00:37:21,315 You like I t? Big enough to be your sister. 674 00:37:21,315 --> 00:37:22,359 Merry christmas. 675 00:37:22,881 --> 00:37:23,925 Thank you, santa. 676 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,490 Oh, how cute. 677 00:37:25,490 --> 00:37:26,534 Who's next? 678 00:37:27,056 --> 00:37:30,187 C'mon, don't be shy, ho, ho, ho! 679 00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:31,752 Merry christmas. 680 00:37:32,275 --> 00:37:34,884 Next in line, we got a lotta people to go, c'mon. 681 00:37:34,884 --> 00:37:36,971 What do you want? 682 00:37:38,015 --> 00:37:39,581 Merry christmas. 683 00:37:39,581 --> 00:37:41,146 Wait a minute. 684 00:37:41,146 --> 00:37:43,756 I gotta give you a present, here. 685 00:37:44,277 --> 00:37:45,843 C'mon, single file over here! 686 00:37:45,843 --> 00:37:47,409 C'mon, next one in line! 687 00:37:47,409 --> 00:37:50,018 It would kill him to say "ho, ho, ho"? 688 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,584 You were just here. 689 00:37:51,584 --> 00:37:53,150 I was not. 690 00:37:53,150 --> 00:37:55,237 Yeah, you were , you were on my lap five minutes ago. 691 00:37:55,237 --> 00:37:56,281 No, I wasn't. 692 00:37:56,281 --> 00:37:57,846 Yes, you were. 693 00:37:57,846 --> 00:37:59,934 Now you're going on santa's list an d you're getting nothing! 694 00:37:59,934 --> 00:38:01,500 Fuck you, santa! 695 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,587 Hey! Hey! 696 00:38:03,587 --> 00:38:05,152 Gregorio! 697 00:38:05,675 --> 00:38:07,240 How dare you talk that way to santa. 698 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,327 He never talks that way at home. 699 00:38:09,327 --> 00:38:10,371 My friend, 700 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,981 you don't talk that way to santa. 701 00:38:12,981 --> 00:38:15,069 Get back there, tell santa you're sorry. 702 00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:16,634 Go on. 703 00:38:19,244 --> 00:38:21,331 I'm sorry, santa. 704 00:38:21,331 --> 00:38:22,375 That's better. 705 00:38:26,027 --> 00:38:29,159 I don't care, you are punished. 706 00:38:29,159 --> 00:38:31,769 What the hell's wrong with you, bobby? 707 00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:33,856 You got kids of your own. 708 00:38:33,856 --> 00:38:35,421 I didn't wanna do this. 709 00:38:35,421 --> 00:38:36,987 Shyness is a curse. 710 00:38:36,987 --> 00:38:39,596 Why don't you lighten up a little bit? It's christmas. 711 00:38:41,684 --> 00:38:43,250 C'mere, honey. 712 00:38:43,250 --> 00:38:45,337 Don't be scared of santa. 713 00:38:45,337 --> 00:38:46,902 C'mon, there you go. 714 00:38:46,902 --> 00:38:50,034 Next year he goes to santa school. 715 00:38:50,034 --> 00:38:52,644 Fuckin' ho hum , if you ask me. 716 00:38:52,644 --> 00:38:54,731 I don't miss pussy's fake fuckin' good cheer, 717 00:38:55,252 --> 00:38:56,296 tell you the truth. 718 00:38:56,296 --> 00:38:58,384 Let him st ay with the fish. 719 00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:03,081 Why'd you go to that psychic last year? 720 00:39:03,081 --> 00:39:05,690 Since you don't dwell on this shit. 721 00:39:05,690 --> 00:39:07,256 That was different. 722 00:39:07,256 --> 00:39:08,821 Chrissy was shot. 723 00:39:08,821 --> 00:39:11,431 That was a paranormal event. 724 00:39:11,431 --> 00:39:14,040 What the fuck are you talking about? 725 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,171 That psychic told you those guys were haunting you. 726 00:39:17,171 --> 00:39:18,737 The guys that you... 727 00:39:19,259 --> 00:39:20,303 pussy, 728 00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:22,912 I loved that cocksucker like a brother 729 00:39:22,912 --> 00:39:25,521 and he fucked me in the ass. 730 00:39:25,521 --> 00:39:28,653 That's the difference between puss and the others. 731 00:39:29,696 --> 00:39:31,784 Him you loved. 732 00:39:31,784 --> 00:39:33,871 The world don't run on love. 733 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,481 He was a rat bastard. 734 00:39:36,481 --> 00:39:38,569 One thing you got to admit, 735 00:39:38,569 --> 00:39:40,656 he made a great santa claus. 736 00:39:40,656 --> 00:39:42,744 He did. 737 00:39:42,744 --> 00:39:45,353 In the end, fuck santa claus. 738 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,790 Another sweater. 739 00:39:55,790 --> 00:39:57,878 That's from nana. 740 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:01,531 You're gonna tell her how much you like it when she gets here. 741 00:40:01,531 --> 00:40:03,096 Who could that be so early? 742 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:06,228 Let me see, maybe it'll fit me. 743 00:40:06,228 --> 00:40:08,315 It's not bad, better than last year. 744 00:40:08,838 --> 00:40:10,403 Jackie jr. , hi. 745 00:40:10,403 --> 00:40:11,969 Merry christmas. 746 00:40:11,969 --> 00:40:13,534 Merry christmas, aunt carm. 747 00:40:13,534 --> 00:40:15,621 It's okay if I come in? 748 00:40:16,144 --> 00:40:19,275 We're just opening our presents. 749 00:40:29,713 --> 00:40:31,800 Merry christmas, ton'. 750 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,844 Good morning. 751 00:40:32,844 --> 00:40:34,409 Merry christmas. 752 00:40:34,931 --> 00:40:35,975 Merry christmas. 753 00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:39,106 These are from mom for everybody. 754 00:40:41,715 --> 00:40:43,281 This is for you. 755 00:40:43,281 --> 00:40:45,369 Wow, thank you. 756 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:46,934 Let me get your present. 757 00:40:46,934 --> 00:40:49,021 No, you can open yours first if you want. 758 00:40:49,021 --> 00:40:50,588 Okay. 759 00:41:00,503 --> 00:41:04,156 This is so beautiful, jackie, 760 00:41:04,678 --> 00:41:05,721 thank you. 761 00:41:06,244 --> 00:41:08,331 There's something on the back. 762 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:13,028 "To m. S. From j. A. 763 00:41:13,028 --> 00:41:15,115 I will always be true." 764 00:41:16,159 --> 00:41:17,725 Oh, jackie. 765 00:41:29,728 --> 00:41:31,294 I'll be right back. 766 00:41:32,338 --> 00:41:33,903 C'mere, le t me see that. 767 00:41:42,775 --> 00:41:45,384 Can I talk to you? 768 00:41:51,647 --> 00:41:54,256 I flunked out of rutgers. 769 00:41:56,865 --> 00:41:59,997 I'm sorry, I know I fucked up. 770 00:41:59,997 --> 00:42:02,606 I got distracted this year by things. 771 00:42:04,694 --> 00:42:07,303 Ralph said I was probably wasting my time 772 00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:09,390 if I didn't have the aptitude. 773 00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:10,434 Ralph? 774 00:42:10,956 --> 00:42:13,565 You know, he didn't go to school, 775 00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:16,697 and look at the money he was making when he was my age. 776 00:42:16,697 --> 00:42:18,263 And the piece, 777 00:42:18,263 --> 00:42:20,350 my car got broken into a couple of times at the frat house, 778 00:42:20,350 --> 00:42:22,959 so ralph gave it to me. 779 00:42:24,525 --> 00:42:27,134 It was fuckin' stupid, I know it. 780 00:42:27,134 --> 00:42:29,222 But tony, I'm gonna be alright now. 781 00:42:29,222 --> 00:42:31,309 I'm gonna design men's suits. 782 00:42:31,309 --> 00:42:34,440 Meadow thinks I should go to the fashion institute. 783 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,572 I really think I could be good if I applied myself. 784 00:42:37,572 --> 00:42:41,225 You bullshit me and you betray my daughter. 785 00:42:43,834 --> 00:42:45,400 I'm sorry. 786 00:42:46,444 --> 00:42:48,009 I'm sorry. 787 00:42:49,575 --> 00:42:51,140 Go back inside. 788 00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:55,838 I'm gonna be frank on this. 789 00:42:56,359 --> 00:42:58,969 I haven't decide d what to do with you. 790 00:43:09,407 --> 00:43:10,972 Comin' through! 791 00:43:13,059 --> 00:43:15,147 You can't stay? 792 00:43:15,147 --> 00:43:17,757 I still have to give you your present. 793 00:43:17,757 --> 00:43:20,365 I'm driving mo m up to the home to see grandma. 794 00:43:25,584 --> 00:43:28,194 Thank you for my beautiful necklace. 795 00:43:39,675 --> 00:43:41,763 Merry christmas. 796 00:43:45,938 --> 00:43:47,503 Merry christmas. 797 00:43:49,591 --> 00:43:51,678 Go be with your family and open your presents. 798 00:43:51,678 --> 00:43:53,244 Love you. 799 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,291 Oh, my god. 800 00:44:06,291 --> 00:44:08,378 Lemme see, mom. 801 00:44:08,378 --> 00:44:09,944 Look at this. 802 00:44:09,944 --> 00:44:10,988 Wow. 803 00:44:10,988 --> 00:44:12,032 Wow. 804 00:44:12,032 --> 00:44:13,597 Mmm. 805 00:44:13,597 --> 00:44:15,684 Well, uh, 806 00:44:15,684 --> 00:44:20,382 this is gonna seem really stupid after that, but, 807 00:44:20,382 --> 00:44:22,469 it's your turn, dad. 808 00:44:22,469 --> 00:44:24,557 This is for you. 809 00:44:27,688 --> 00:44:30,297 I didn't think you were gonna get me anything. 810 00:44:30,297 --> 00:44:32,384 After... 811 00:44:32,384 --> 00:44:33,951 it's christmas. 812 00:44:39,169 --> 00:44:40,734 Thank you. 813 00:44:41,257 --> 00:44:42,822 Come on, open it. 814 00:44:42,822 --> 00:44:44,909 What is it? 815 00:44:50,651 --> 00:44:52,738 "Big mouth billy bass", what is that? 816 00:44:53,259 --> 00:44:54,303 Oh, those are good. 817 00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:56,913 Wait till you see what it does. 818 00:44:56,913 --> 00:44:58,478 What does it do? 819 00:44:59,001 --> 00:45:00,566 You'll see. 820 00:45:00,566 --> 00:45:02,653 I know I give you a lot of stuff, dad, 821 00:45:03,176 --> 00:45:06,828 I don't kn ow what you do with it, but, 822 00:45:06,828 --> 00:45:10,482 I want to see this on your desk, promise? 823 00:45:10,482 --> 00:45:11,526 Yeah. 824 00:45:18,832 --> 00:45:21,963 That is hilarious. 825 00:45:25,616 --> 00:45:27,182 Wait, mom. 826 00:45:34,488 --> 00:45:36,053 What a riot. 827 00:45:38,663 --> 00:45:40,751 It's cute. 828 00:45:40,751 --> 00:45:42,316 Thanks, honey. 829 00:47:29,370 --> 00:47:32,867 Captions copyright 2001 home box office 830 00:47:32,867 --> 00:47:36,728 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. 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