1 00:01:39,814 --> 00:01:41,213 It happens. 2 00:01:43,284 --> 00:01:45,684 Massachusetts! 3 00:01:53,928 --> 00:01:55,691 Listen to this shit. 4 00:01:55,797 --> 00:01:59,164 "New Jersey Council of Indian Affairs has announced plans... 5 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:02,293 "to disrupt Monday's Columbus Day Parade in Newark. 6 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:06,101 "Council Chairman, Del Redclay, Professor of Cultural Anthropology..." 7 00:02:06,174 --> 00:02:08,165 Stop blowing your nose, I want to hear this. 8 00:02:08,242 --> 00:02:10,802 "... says council members and supporters will lie down... 9 00:02:10,878 --> 00:02:12,869 "in the path of Columbus Day marchers... 10 00:02:12,947 --> 00:02:16,576 "'in protest of Columbus' role in the genocide... 11 00:02:16,651 --> 00:02:19,449 "'of America's native peoples. ' 12 00:02:19,687 --> 00:02:23,487 "To launch their protest, the Native Americans and their sympathizers... 13 00:02:23,558 --> 00:02:25,617 "plan to begin a deathwatch tomorrow... 14 00:02:25,693 --> 00:02:29,094 "over the statue of Columbus in Christopher Columbus Park." 15 00:02:29,163 --> 00:02:32,792 Some fucking balls, bad- mouthing America, especially now. 16 00:02:33,434 --> 00:02:35,868 I thought that Columbus was the hero of America. 17 00:02:35,937 --> 00:02:38,667 See, it's these Indians and the Commie fucks. 18 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:42,801 They wanna paint Columbus as a slave trader instead of an explorer. 19 00:02:42,977 --> 00:02:45,741 You gotta admit, they did get massacred, the Indians. 20 00:02:45,813 --> 00:02:48,543 We gave them a bunch a shit to make up for that. 21 00:02:48,616 --> 00:02:50,516 Land, reservations. 22 00:02:50,885 --> 00:02:52,318 And now they got the casinos. 23 00:02:52,387 --> 00:02:54,878 What the fuck we ever get we didn't have to work for? 24 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:56,583 I wouldn't mind sitting all day... 25 00:02:56,657 --> 00:02:59,524 smoking mushrooms and collecting government checks. 26 00:03:01,763 --> 00:03:05,028 You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is. 27 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:07,867 It's anti- Italian discrimination. 28 00:03:08,236 --> 00:03:11,103 Columbus Day is a day of Italian pride. 29 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:15,132 It's our holiday, and they wanna take it away. 30 00:03:15,309 --> 00:03:16,674 Fuck them. 31 00:03:17,678 --> 00:03:19,771 But I never liked Columbus. 32 00:03:21,149 --> 00:03:24,676 In Napoli, a lot of people are not so happy for Columbus... 33 00:03:24,752 --> 00:03:27,414 - 'cause he was from Genova. - What's the problem with Genova? 34 00:03:27,488 --> 00:03:30,514 The North of Italy always have the money and the power. 35 00:03:30,591 --> 00:03:33,583 They punish the South since hundreds of years. 36 00:03:33,661 --> 00:03:37,028 Even today, they put up their nose at us, like we're peasants. 37 00:03:38,399 --> 00:03:39,798 I hate the North. 38 00:03:40,201 --> 00:03:43,398 - Jesus, take it easy. - I'm gonna take action, here. 39 00:03:57,652 --> 00:04:00,177 Ro, gonna go to the church luncheon tomorrow? 40 00:04:00,254 --> 00:04:03,223 It's on the subject of Italian- American women and pride. 41 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,725 - I guess'cause of Columbus Day. - Who's the star? 42 00:04:05,793 --> 00:04:09,388 - A woman professor from Montclair State. - Father Phil says she's very good. 43 00:04:09,464 --> 00:04:11,762 - You should come, Adriana. - Me? 44 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:12,959 Yeah, come with us. 45 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:15,366 Noon in the bingo room at Saint Peter and Paul's. 46 00:04:15,436 --> 00:04:17,666 They have a series of ladies' luncheons every week. 47 00:04:17,738 --> 00:04:20,764 The food is good, and the speakers have been fantastic. 48 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:25,638 Furio Giunta just bought himself a little house in Nutley. 49 00:04:25,713 --> 00:04:27,044 He is so gorgeous. 50 00:04:27,115 --> 00:04:28,912 I'm surprised nobody snapped him up yet. 51 00:04:28,983 --> 00:04:31,577 - I think he should lose the ponytail. - You do? 52 00:04:31,652 --> 00:04:34,644 - I think it looks great on him. - That's his trademark. 53 00:04:34,722 --> 00:04:38,158 Sandi Fortunato says it looks like a dick coming out of his head. 54 00:04:38,226 --> 00:04:41,593 And she pretends to be his friend. What a two- face. 55 00:04:43,531 --> 00:04:45,931 How much money did you make today, slut? 56 00:04:47,001 --> 00:04:49,561 - $300. - That's all, bitch? 57 00:04:49,804 --> 00:04:53,399 I'm gonna put you back on the street. Make you work that ass. 58 00:04:54,008 --> 00:04:58,342 - Put me back on the street, baby, yeah. - Work that ass, you little cunt. 59 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:01,371 Yeah, you work it, baby. 60 00:05:01,749 --> 00:05:04,741 Mama's little tramp. Mama's little whore. 61 00:05:05,453 --> 00:05:07,512 I'm gonna pimp you out, bitch. 62 00:05:10,725 --> 00:05:12,386 I gotta get that. 63 00:05:15,596 --> 00:05:16,585 Hello? 64 00:05:17,165 --> 00:05:19,258 No. Hi, Ro, how are you? 65 00:05:19,901 --> 00:05:21,061 What? 66 00:05:21,569 --> 00:05:23,628 I can't hear you too good. 67 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:27,506 It must be your cell phone. You in the car? 68 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:29,805 No, I'm coming home. 69 00:05:30,244 --> 00:05:31,233 Yeah. 70 00:05:31,579 --> 00:05:33,342 No, chicken's great. 71 00:05:36,717 --> 00:05:38,412 No. Yeah. Me, too. 72 00:05:38,753 --> 00:05:39,742 Bye. 73 00:05:45,526 --> 00:05:47,517 God, we're so naughty. 74 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:53,158 - How can we do this with Ro on the phone? - What? 75 00:05:56,337 --> 00:05:57,736 We're so wacky. 76 00:05:58,206 --> 00:06:00,071 No regard for nothing. 77 00:06:08,382 --> 00:06:11,613 - Operator. - Yeah, I'd like to make a collect call. 78 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,679 Area code 917. 79 00:06:18,392 --> 00:06:19,552 Speak. 80 00:06:19,927 --> 00:06:22,122 Collect call from Mr. Walters. 81 00:06:22,396 --> 00:06:24,591 Okay, I'll take it, operator. 82 00:06:25,366 --> 00:06:27,300 - How you doing? - You know. 83 00:06:27,602 --> 00:06:30,002 Thanks for the stamps. How you getting on? 84 00:06:30,071 --> 00:06:31,436 I feel old. 85 00:06:33,574 --> 00:06:34,871 Listen, John... 86 00:06:35,009 --> 00:06:36,670 I just want to say... 87 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:41,340 I hope your feelings weren't hurt too bad, and that it never got back to the missus. 88 00:06:41,415 --> 00:06:44,612 - The fuck you talking about? - You didn't hear the joke about Ginny? 89 00:06:45,553 --> 00:06:48,147 Never mind. Let it die a death. 90 00:06:48,389 --> 00:06:49,754 What joke? 91 00:06:50,925 --> 00:06:53,621 You're better off not hearing it. Trust me. 92 00:06:53,828 --> 00:06:56,524 Fuck that! I demand you tell me, Paulie! 93 00:06:57,031 --> 00:07:00,489 John, you got more laborers on that job site than we got carpenters. 94 00:07:00,568 --> 00:07:02,195 What's the problem? 95 00:07:02,303 --> 00:07:05,431 The carpenters are carrying sheetrock and materials. 96 00:07:05,506 --> 00:07:08,805 - We ain't getting what we expected to get. - Minimally expected. 97 00:07:08,876 --> 00:07:10,969 Let Massarone hire more laborers off the books. 98 00:07:11,045 --> 00:07:12,512 Nobody's talking to you! 99 00:07:13,514 --> 00:07:15,141 All right, Jesus. 100 00:07:22,023 --> 00:07:23,490 65:35. 101 00:07:26,027 --> 00:07:28,723 Johnny, you explain the other thing I want to talk about. 102 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:29,785 Sure. 103 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:31,921 Tony, we've discovered you bought property... 104 00:07:31,999 --> 00:07:35,628 around Frelinghuysen Avenue and turned it in a week. 105 00:07:35,736 --> 00:07:36,725 So? 106 00:07:36,837 --> 00:07:40,034 You did it with inside knowledge from Ron Zellman. 107 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:43,267 Got your attention from where? 108 00:07:43,344 --> 00:07:45,938 That property's hot because of the Esplanade. 109 00:07:46,013 --> 00:07:48,743 We share the Esplanade. We share Zellman. 110 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:54,414 If the Soprano family's gonna benefit from a thing, Carmine feels we should, too. 111 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:02,791 Okay, we'll work something out. 112 00:08:07,868 --> 00:08:11,998 I've been your doctor for 30 years, you still hate the thermometer. 113 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:15,174 Tony, Furio's here! 114 00:08:15,343 --> 00:08:18,506 Thank you for bringing those strufoli. I love those. 115 00:08:19,413 --> 00:08:22,610 Here's a few long- term bonds that I find attractive. 116 00:08:22,683 --> 00:08:25,880 Wouldn't it be great if the person you trust most was your broker? 117 00:08:25,953 --> 00:08:27,386 Let's look at your allocations. 118 00:08:27,455 --> 00:08:31,323 At Schwab, we give advice that's not driven by commission. 119 00:08:31,392 --> 00:08:32,825 Call 1- 800- 7- SCHWAB... 120 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:35,953 to set up a consultation to check the health of your portfolio. 121 00:08:36,030 --> 00:08:37,998 And lay off the junk bonds. 122 00:08:42,002 --> 00:08:44,869 - I got pictures of my new house. - Let me see. 123 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:49,938 Welcome back. We're here today with our guests... 124 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:54,003 Dr. Del Redclay, who's a professor of anthropology at Rutgers University... 125 00:08:54,081 --> 00:08:56,675 and spokesman for the anti- Columbus protest. 126 00:08:56,751 --> 00:08:57,775 My God. 127 00:08:57,852 --> 00:08:59,376 And also Mr. Phillip L. Di Notti... 128 00:08:59,453 --> 00:09:01,250 It's lovely. 129 00:09:01,322 --> 00:09:04,849 a coalition of Italian- American anti- defamation organizations. 130 00:09:06,026 --> 00:09:07,015 Okay. 131 00:09:09,497 --> 00:09:12,227 - This thing gets on my nerves. - Don't get me started. 132 00:09:12,299 --> 00:09:16,099 Well, let's start with the idea of a parade for a genocidal colonial general. 133 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:18,138 A national holiday, no less. 134 00:09:18,205 --> 00:09:22,005 - Such festivities are deeply offensive to us. - These are pretty broad charges. 135 00:09:22,076 --> 00:09:26,445 All I know is Italian Americans are extremely proud of Christopher Columbus... 136 00:09:26,514 --> 00:09:29,039 admiral of the ocean seas, and a great Italian. 137 00:09:29,116 --> 00:09:31,880 You know very well of the compromised position we put forth. 138 00:09:31,952 --> 00:09:35,353 Now, if you people wanna make it an Italian pride parade... 139 00:09:35,423 --> 00:09:36,720 we have no problem with that. 140 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:39,123 Western history says Columbus discovered America. 141 00:09:39,193 --> 00:09:42,560 The same America that put your people in bondage for three centuries. 142 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:45,155 But every culture has had to bear the pain... 143 00:09:45,232 --> 00:09:50,067 in the making of what I think we can all agree is a startling economic miracle. 144 00:09:50,137 --> 00:09:52,833 - We cured polio. - I have to agree with Phil. 145 00:09:52,907 --> 00:09:54,465 - The right to vote. - Exactly. 146 00:09:54,542 --> 00:09:56,169 Take my grandparents. 147 00:09:56,243 --> 00:09:58,177 Two simple people from Sicily... 148 00:09:58,245 --> 00:10:01,942 - who braved the perilous middle passage— - Middle passage? 149 00:10:02,016 --> 00:10:04,450 That's the term for the slave trade. 150 00:10:05,152 --> 00:10:07,882 Montel, the Italian people in this country... 151 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,389 also have suffered discrimination. 152 00:10:10,624 --> 00:10:15,061 Earth to Phil. We're talking 300 years of slavery, here. 153 00:10:17,731 --> 00:10:18,720 Enough. 154 00:10:25,105 --> 00:10:28,199 You okay, Tony? You look a little muscia- moosh. 155 00:10:29,743 --> 00:10:31,768 Uncle Jun's trial starts today. 156 00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:37,210 - First Soprano family trial in 16 years. - We should go. 157 00:10:38,185 --> 00:10:40,585 The guys are gonna be at the other place. 158 00:10:40,721 --> 00:10:42,780 Thank you for the cookies. 159 00:10:44,492 --> 00:10:46,960 And congratulations on that house. 160 00:10:47,127 --> 00:10:48,924 And I like the kitchen. 161 00:10:49,396 --> 00:10:51,023 Take a strufoli. 162 00:11:00,941 --> 00:11:02,306 Be seated. 163 00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,303 Next case on the calendar... 164 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:10,009 United States of America versus Corrado John Soprano et al. 165 00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:12,382 Any applications before I bring in the jury? 166 00:11:12,453 --> 00:11:14,216 No, your honor. 167 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:17,280 - Bring the jury. - Telephone charges on your last bill? 168 00:11:17,358 --> 00:11:19,656 Cost me $40 every time you pick up the phone. 169 00:11:19,727 --> 00:11:20,853 I can't... 170 00:11:27,768 --> 00:11:29,736 $2, 380, last month alone. 171 00:11:29,803 --> 00:11:32,294 I'm going to give you some preliminary instructions... 172 00:11:32,373 --> 00:11:35,831 and explain the process by which we will try this case. 173 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,244 The first order of business... 174 00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:42,506 Looking out at this audience of proud, strong, beautiful women... 175 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,109 how far we have come in this American journey. 176 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:50,649 Look how we've both preserved the tradition of our ancestors... 177 00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:55,354 and managed to become new Italian- American women. 178 00:11:56,497 --> 00:11:59,295 Such flair we have added to our image. 179 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,798 And yet, America still sees us... 180 00:12:03,203 --> 00:12:05,637 as pizza makers and Mama Leones. 181 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,332 It is your job, ladies, to spread the word. 182 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:14,172 Our grandmothers may have been dressed in black... 183 00:12:14,281 --> 00:12:17,148 but we're in Moschino and Armani. 184 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,886 For those who say Italian Americans... 185 00:12:21,956 --> 00:12:25,016 eat smelly cheese and sip cold wine... 186 00:12:25,426 --> 00:12:29,157 tell them we're from the land of aromatic Asiago... 187 00:12:29,697 --> 00:12:31,358 and supple Barolo. 188 00:12:34,768 --> 00:12:37,669 If they say,"Spaghetti and meatballs"... 189 00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:41,139 you tell them, "Orecchiette with broccoli rabe." 190 00:12:44,411 --> 00:12:49,246 If they say,"John Gotti," you tell them,"Rudolph Giuliani." 191 00:12:51,452 --> 00:12:56,355 A Princeton study showed that 74 percent... 192 00:12:56,557 --> 00:13:00,220 of Americans associated Italian Americans... 193 00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,385 with organized crime. 194 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:04,898 Why would they do this? 195 00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:08,066 Because of the way the media depict us. 196 00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:12,570 Again, it is our job to make sure people know... 197 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,768 the other side of Italian- American culture. 198 00:13:15,843 --> 00:13:19,472 The educated, wage- earning, law- abiding side. 199 00:13:20,214 --> 00:13:23,308 Because isn't that who we truly are? 200 00:13:30,691 --> 00:13:31,817 Thank you. 201 00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:36,662 Thank you, Professor Murphy... 202 00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:39,528 or should I call you Professor Longo- Murphy? 203 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,262 Longo as you don't call me late for dinner. 204 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,259 Small point: 205 00:13:44,338 --> 00:13:47,364 Didn't I read about a more recent study at Fairleigh Dickinson... 206 00:13:47,441 --> 00:13:49,375 that found the opposite was true? 207 00:13:49,443 --> 00:13:51,843 That the great majority of Americans... 208 00:13:51,912 --> 00:13:54,745 recognize these are fictional portrayals? 209 00:13:55,416 --> 00:14:00,046 We're still looking at the sample selection criteria used in that study. 210 00:14:00,721 --> 00:14:03,246 Well, thanks for an excellent talk. 211 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,188 And thank you all for attending today. 212 00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:12,426 Don't miss Professor Murphy's new book: 213 00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:16,731 The Sorceress as Imago Figure in Italian Literature. 214 00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:23,271 And stick around for coffee and dessert, courtesy of Cocuzzo's pastry shop. 215 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:31,677 I'll say it, that was totally uncalled for. 216 00:14:31,752 --> 00:14:35,848 - Father Indianola’s forgetting his friends. - It was outrageous. I'm shocked. 217 00:14:35,923 --> 00:14:39,757 - Everyone's entitled to their opinion. - Really, though, how dare he? 218 00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:43,422 - After all you've done for this parish. - What are you gonna do? 219 00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:48,895 I'm gonna cut him a new one. 220 00:14:59,913 --> 00:15:02,211 Father, I don't know what to say, I'm so upset. 221 00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:04,341 - Why, what's wrong? - What's wrong? 222 00:15:04,418 --> 00:15:07,182 Carmela is one of your biggest supporters and friends. 223 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:10,280 How dare you let her suffer humiliation and embarrassment... 224 00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:12,882 - at the hands of an outsider? - What do you mean? 225 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,190 You know exactly what I mean. 226 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:18,959 Unfortunately, because of her husband's high profile in the waste industry... 227 00:15:19,032 --> 00:15:21,159 she's the one who bears the brunt of insults. 228 00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:23,931 But there were many of us who were equally offended. 229 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:25,403 I am sorry. 230 00:15:26,073 --> 00:15:29,509 This is an open forum. You did hear me bring up that new study. 231 00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:32,010 If that's your idea of a good luncheon speaker... 232 00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:34,274 I suggest you think about who really keeps... 233 00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:36,782 this parish alive year after year. 234 00:15:45,559 --> 00:15:48,995 The size of your cities pain the eyes of the red man. 235 00:15:49,129 --> 00:15:51,563 A man in your cities is numb to the stench— 236 00:15:51,632 --> 00:15:53,156 Go back to your reservation! 237 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:55,326 Mussolini was Hitler's bitch! 238 00:15:55,402 --> 00:15:56,391 Go back! 239 00:16:04,878 --> 00:16:07,108 In the words of Chief Seattle: 240 00:16:07,181 --> 00:16:09,843 "For the last Red Man shall have perished... 241 00:16:10,384 --> 00:16:12,579 "and the memory of my tribe... 242 00:16:12,686 --> 00:16:15,018 "shall have become a myth among the White Men..." 243 00:16:15,088 --> 00:16:17,352 Take your tom- toms and get out of here! 244 00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:19,483 You son of a bitch! 245 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,461 "... these shores, these woods, the highway will swarm... 246 00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:26,397 "with the invisible dead of our people! The White Man will never be alone!" 247 00:16:26,466 --> 00:16:29,435 This is Newark, baby, we don't play that shit! 248 00:16:29,603 --> 00:16:31,867 And that better not be Columbus! 249 00:16:32,439 --> 00:16:34,498 - Take it down. - He's going to burn... 250 00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:37,908 - the way our ancestors did! - Go sit down, cupcake! 251 00:16:38,111 --> 00:16:42,047 - We're not taking anything down! - We're gonna fucking hang you up there! 252 00:16:45,853 --> 00:16:48,083 Break it up! Let's break it up! 253 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,624 - We will make arrests! - What the fuck is this, Joey? 254 00:16:53,694 --> 00:16:57,152 They got a permit, Sil. Everybody, come on, let's go! 255 00:16:57,331 --> 00:16:59,959 - Everybody! - I'll remember this, Joey. 256 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,262 Come on. 257 00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:06,432 Come on. You, too. 258 00:17:11,645 --> 00:17:12,737 Let me go. 259 00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:15,374 All right, we gotta go. 260 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:20,809 Shit. 261 00:17:21,221 --> 00:17:23,451 Down with globalization! 262 00:17:30,564 --> 00:17:34,022 What are you doing? This is a peaceful demonstration, here. 263 00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:41,606 Everybody, get over here! 264 00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:43,576 Get him out of here. 265 00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:47,811 - Take the whole family. - Let's do it. 266 00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:54,750 Orecchiette and broccoli rabe. The truth is, that is Northern. 267 00:17:54,821 --> 00:17:57,483 Armani, too. And Michelangelo. 268 00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:02,460 What a coward that man is. He's always been a lily- liver. 269 00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:04,622 - He's sweet. - What did he say? 270 00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:06,928 He's all apologetic now. I let him have it. 271 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,661 You did what you could. 272 00:18:08,735 --> 00:18:10,999 I couldn't leave here without saying something. 273 00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:13,062 I gotta go. I'm getting my new crown today. 274 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,437 All right, bye. 275 00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:20,903 Karen, bring Bobby and the kids over for a cookout on Saturday. 276 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,397 - Hello? - It's me, Dad. 277 00:18:38,699 --> 00:18:41,463 - What's up, Bobby? - Mom tried to call you. 278 00:18:41,668 --> 00:18:45,229 She wants you to pick up some steaks and eggplants before you come home. 279 00:18:45,305 --> 00:18:46,897 She can't do it? 280 00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:49,869 I'm stuck in traffic, now I gotta go to the store? 281 00:18:49,943 --> 00:18:52,138 She had to go get some crowns or something. 282 00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:55,079 Your mother's a real pain in the you- know- what sometimes. 283 00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:58,242 When she gets home, tell her I said,"Thanks a lot." 284 00:19:01,254 --> 00:19:05,247 - if you can't find the recipe, I'll ask Angie. - It's around here somewhere. 285 00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:10,660 Hello. Hi, Gab. 286 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,228 What? When? 287 00:19:17,571 --> 00:19:18,560 Oh, my God! 288 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,829 No! 289 00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:23,372 God, that's terrible. 290 00:19:24,811 --> 00:19:26,870 Yeah, okay. 291 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,740 What happened? 292 00:19:35,422 --> 00:19:38,152 Karen had an accident on Pompton Avenue. 293 00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:40,825 She's dead. 294 00:19:56,743 --> 00:20:00,702 I get home for dinner last night, Gabby's sitting there devastated. 295 00:20:02,149 --> 00:20:04,879 I just saw Karen at ShopRite last week. 296 00:20:04,985 --> 00:20:06,782 You talking about Karen? 297 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,019 Great kid. 298 00:20:10,424 --> 00:20:13,587 This happened to this doctor I know. Oriental ran right into him. 299 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,992 What's Bobby gonna do? He adored that woman. 300 00:20:16,063 --> 00:20:19,191 What are you doing getting arrested when this family's on trial? 301 00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:21,666 - I'm sorry— - You went down there, too. 302 00:20:21,735 --> 00:20:23,396 - No. - It was my idea. 303 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:24,664 What the fuck? 304 00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:27,673 We got little Paulie in St. Barnabas. Plus, we lost face there. 305 00:20:27,741 --> 00:20:31,609 This is something that hits home. I can't turn the other cheek on this. 306 00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:34,509 I know, but we're running a business, here. 307 00:20:36,349 --> 00:20:38,783 Don't you all got something to do? 308 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:54,264 What's with you? I count on you to be the most level- headed guy I got. 309 00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:57,792 My father was a Knight of Columbus. I'm Italian American... 310 00:20:58,171 --> 00:20:59,365 and I pay money... 311 00:20:59,439 --> 00:21:03,239 to the Italian Anti- Defamation Coordination Council, and basta. 312 00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:06,176 - We're the victims here. - You write a check, too? 313 00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:07,837 Let's not forget. 314 00:21:08,315 --> 00:21:10,249 It was a friend of ours, Joe Columbo... 315 00:21:10,317 --> 00:21:13,616 who founded the first Italian- American anti- defamation organization. 316 00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:16,155 - You were still out of line. - You're right. 317 00:21:17,124 --> 00:21:18,819 A hundred percent. 318 00:21:20,894 --> 00:21:21,883 But? 319 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,219 Well... 320 00:21:24,831 --> 00:21:27,800 as your consigliere, since you ask... 321 00:21:28,735 --> 00:21:32,762 I think the guys, and myself, too, we need your leadership on this. 322 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:38,507 All right, good. 323 00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:41,406 I understand you wanna do something, but use your brain. 324 00:21:41,481 --> 00:21:44,939 Believe me, me and Ralphie are working on a few things. 325 00:21:46,386 --> 00:21:50,482 This battle's gonna be won on the PR level. Hearts and minds. 326 00:21:51,591 --> 00:21:54,424 They manipulate your image, Columbus... 327 00:21:54,861 --> 00:21:56,726 you manipulate theirs. 328 00:21:57,597 --> 00:21:58,928 All right. 329 00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:17,381 - Who's calling, please? - Good morning, Assemblyman. 330 00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:18,439 What's up? 331 00:22:18,518 --> 00:22:21,248 You know this protest with the Indians and Columbus Day? 332 00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:22,686 I heard about it. 333 00:22:22,789 --> 00:22:24,723 We need somebody to make it go away. 334 00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:28,420 Boy, that's a tough one. Real hot potato. 335 00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:31,197 - Nobody wants to touch it. - We just want... 336 00:22:31,264 --> 00:22:34,427 a peaceful parade like always, with no interference. 337 00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:36,128 What's wrong with that? 338 00:22:36,303 --> 00:22:39,136 It's the First Amendment, and it's Native Americans. 339 00:22:39,606 --> 00:22:41,437 Very sensitive stuff. 340 00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:44,606 My hands are tied on this one. Sorry. 341 00:22:44,945 --> 00:22:47,641 - Yeah, fine. - I will be attending the parade as always. 342 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,739 You got my support there. 343 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:51,550 I wish that I could— 344 00:22:56,022 --> 00:22:58,957 The last time that you dated a friend and colleague... 345 00:22:59,025 --> 00:23:01,391 of your brother's, he left you flat... 346 00:23:01,461 --> 00:23:03,827 disappeared into the witness protection program. 347 00:23:03,897 --> 00:23:05,762 - I know. - Now, another man... 348 00:23:05,832 --> 00:23:07,663 who works with your brother... 349 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:11,226 unable to meet your basic needs for love and respect... 350 00:23:12,138 --> 00:23:13,901 involved with another woman. 351 00:23:13,974 --> 00:23:16,568 Which brings me back to my childhood. 352 00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:20,546 And my mother and my father. 353 00:23:20,614 --> 00:23:21,911 Now we're talking. 354 00:23:21,982 --> 00:23:24,746 Where I had no love and no support. 355 00:23:25,952 --> 00:23:29,752 And where I was shamed and ridiculed for being artistic. 356 00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:32,357 In your relationship with these men... 357 00:23:32,425 --> 00:23:35,326 you have replaced your father with your brother... 358 00:23:35,395 --> 00:23:39,491 as a figure of authority that you need to prove something to. 359 00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:41,794 You set up these scenarios with these men... 360 00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:45,167 similar to your father and your brother, seeking your brother... 361 00:23:45,238 --> 00:23:48,435 I. E. , your father's acceptance. 362 00:23:50,176 --> 00:23:52,167 - The hell with them. - I know. 363 00:23:52,245 --> 00:23:54,736 The work is to make new choices... 364 00:23:54,814 --> 00:23:57,305 that have nothing to do with old patterns. 365 00:23:57,484 --> 00:24:00,385 I want to, Sandy, I do. 366 00:24:01,321 --> 00:24:03,084 God give me the strength. 367 00:24:04,157 --> 00:24:05,146 She will. 368 00:24:08,161 --> 00:24:11,824 Your Star- Ledger interview conflicts with Eye on New Jersey. 369 00:24:17,704 --> 00:24:19,467 Del Redclay, right? 370 00:24:19,739 --> 00:24:20,831 I knew it. 371 00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:23,341 Yeah, I saw you on Channel 20. Don't get up. 372 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:26,106 I'm Henry Caruso. Pleased to meet you. 373 00:24:28,782 --> 00:24:32,218 - Now this lovely lady... - Maggie Donner, I'm Del's TA. 374 00:24:32,352 --> 00:24:35,150 Yes, I can see that. 375 00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:40,626 Well, I might as well get to the point. 376 00:24:45,065 --> 00:24:48,159 I represent a group of concerned citizens who are... 377 00:24:48,935 --> 00:24:51,199 very upset about this... 378 00:24:51,905 --> 00:24:54,669 protest you're spearheading, no puns intended. 379 00:24:54,741 --> 00:24:57,403 - Who do you represent? - Italians. 380 00:24:58,378 --> 00:24:59,868 Here in New Jersey. 381 00:25:00,313 --> 00:25:01,541 Good people. 382 00:25:02,682 --> 00:25:04,013 Family people. 383 00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,952 And they've asked me to tell you that... 384 00:25:08,021 --> 00:25:10,888 it's not in your best interest to go through with this. 385 00:25:10,957 --> 00:25:12,822 If you've come here to intimidate me... 386 00:25:12,892 --> 00:25:16,692 - you don't know much about Indian resolve. - Should I call security? 387 00:25:19,199 --> 00:25:22,464 - You remember this guy? - Iron Eyes Cody, he was an actor. 388 00:25:22,802 --> 00:25:25,794 Son of Paleface, Sitting Bull. 389 00:25:29,642 --> 00:25:31,633 Your fucking poster boy. 390 00:25:32,579 --> 00:25:34,706 Part Cherokee, part Cree. 391 00:25:36,182 --> 00:25:38,343 He wasn't even a fucking Indian. 392 00:25:38,585 --> 00:25:42,578 Second generation Sicilian from Louisiana named Espera DeCorti. 393 00:25:42,789 --> 00:25:46,316 - I think you better leave now. - The guy's a total fucking phony. 394 00:25:46,526 --> 00:25:48,050 A total fugace. 395 00:25:48,628 --> 00:25:50,653 Even Jay Silverheels knew it. 396 00:25:51,364 --> 00:25:53,161 But he kept it quiet. 397 00:25:53,466 --> 00:25:55,400 We're not gonna. 398 00:25:56,169 --> 00:26:00,162 You keep up your bullshit, we're gonna go wide with this thing. 399 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,369 Knock yourself out. 400 00:26:09,282 --> 00:26:12,877 Jesus Christ, is this true? This is a fucking disaster! 401 00:26:13,953 --> 00:26:16,444 Chill out. You didn't know about this? 402 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:20,484 - It's been on Access Hollywood, E! — - This is a major PR boner. 403 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,993 It's been researched. 404 00:26:22,061 --> 00:26:25,258 Cody was definitely Native American. Total environmentalist. 405 00:26:25,331 --> 00:26:29,563 - Are you sure about this? - Look, I'm one- eighth Italian myself. 406 00:26:29,736 --> 00:26:31,397 You are? You never told me that. 407 00:26:31,471 --> 00:26:34,838 My great- great something or other was a pony soldier. 408 00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:39,603 Well, actually he was a violinist attached to the Seventh Cavalry. 409 00:26:43,616 --> 00:26:46,107 That is just one person's opinion, Anthony. 410 00:26:46,186 --> 00:26:49,917 What, football again? He's not gonna get hurt, he's a tough kid. 411 00:26:50,089 --> 00:26:51,386 Jesus. 412 00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:53,983 We're having a discussion about Christopher Columbus. 413 00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,459 "They would make fine servants. 414 00:26:57,330 --> 00:27:00,060 "With 50 men, we could subgate them— " 415 00:27:00,133 --> 00:27:01,464 Subjugate. 416 00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:05,460 "... and make them do whatever we want." 417 00:27:05,605 --> 00:27:07,698 That doesn't sound like a slave trader to you? 418 00:27:07,774 --> 00:27:10,868 George Washington had slaves, the father of our country. 419 00:27:10,944 --> 00:27:12,138 Well, what's your point? 420 00:27:12,212 --> 00:27:15,272 His history teacher, Mr. Cushman, is teaching your son... 421 00:27:15,348 --> 00:27:19,216 that if Columbus was alive today, he'd go on trial for crimes against humanity... 422 00:27:19,285 --> 00:27:21,810 like Milosevic in, you know, Europe. 423 00:27:22,789 --> 00:27:24,188 Your teacher said that? 424 00:27:24,257 --> 00:27:26,919 It's not just my teacher, it's the truth. 425 00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:28,927 It's in my history book. 426 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:33,360 So you finally read a book and it's bullshit. 427 00:27:36,236 --> 00:27:39,296 You had to walk in Columbus' shoes to see what he went through. 428 00:27:39,372 --> 00:27:41,897 People thought the world was flat, for crying out loud. 429 00:27:41,975 --> 00:27:46,241 Then he lands on an island with a bunch of naked savages on it. That took a lot of guts. 430 00:27:46,312 --> 00:27:49,304 You remember when we went to Florida, the heat, and those bugs? 431 00:27:49,382 --> 00:27:52,112 Like it took guts to murder people and put them in chains. 432 00:27:52,185 --> 00:27:55,177 - He was a victim of his time. - Who cares? It's what he did. 433 00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:57,246 He discovered America, is what he did. 434 00:27:57,323 --> 00:27:58,847 He was a brave Italian explorer. 435 00:27:58,925 --> 00:28:01,155 And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. 436 00:28:01,227 --> 00:28:02,717 End of story. 437 00:28:27,387 --> 00:28:29,048 I should've known. 438 00:28:31,124 --> 00:28:33,456 I should've known you needed me. 439 00:28:34,093 --> 00:28:36,118 I should've been with you. 440 00:28:37,030 --> 00:28:39,328 I should've been in your place. 441 00:28:41,768 --> 00:28:44,430 My love, my sweet love. 442 00:29:04,324 --> 00:29:05,951 How he loved her. 443 00:29:17,837 --> 00:29:20,101 You know what I heard one time? 444 00:29:20,173 --> 00:29:22,903 Sil was on the phone. He was talking with somebody... 445 00:29:22,976 --> 00:29:26,605 about how Bobby was the only one of them who doesn't have a cumare. 446 00:29:26,679 --> 00:29:28,544 They were laughing at him. 447 00:29:28,615 --> 00:29:31,812 - Who was he talking to on the phone? - I don't know. 448 00:29:35,321 --> 00:29:39,553 I'll go first this time. I'll bring my eggplant parm over to Bobby's. 449 00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,117 Actually, tomorrow is better for me. 450 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:47,964 Ginny, hi. 451 00:29:48,167 --> 00:29:50,863 We were just talking about who's gonna do what when. 452 00:29:50,937 --> 00:29:53,667 I played canasta with her just last week. 453 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:02,673 There he is. John, look... 454 00:30:03,182 --> 00:30:07,209 I'm sorry I missed Allegra's nursing school graduation. Unforgivable. 455 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,588 But I made it up to her. 456 00:30:12,091 --> 00:30:13,888 Stick it in your ass. 457 00:30:16,729 --> 00:30:19,493 - Hey, Count Chocula— - What the fuck, John? 458 00:30:19,565 --> 00:30:21,430 Keep him away from me. 459 00:30:22,368 --> 00:30:25,667 - John, what's going on? - I don't wanna talk about it. 460 00:30:26,939 --> 00:30:28,406 What's this? 461 00:30:29,308 --> 00:30:31,208 I have no fucking idea. 462 00:30:33,579 --> 00:30:35,774 But I got better shit to do. 463 00:30:42,155 --> 00:30:45,591 You saw how it was with them at dinner the other night? 464 00:30:46,225 --> 00:30:47,852 Something's going on. 465 00:30:49,962 --> 00:30:54,524 Plus, out of nowhere, Carmine's up my ass on this Frelinghuysen Avenue bullshit. 466 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,431 Somebody's talking too much. 467 00:30:56,803 --> 00:30:58,703 And it's costing me money. 468 00:31:00,907 --> 00:31:02,169 Come on. 469 00:31:04,243 --> 00:31:05,904 There's no release. 470 00:31:06,546 --> 00:31:08,343 I'm surrounded by death. 471 00:31:08,414 --> 00:31:11,076 My husband, my son, my friend. 472 00:31:11,651 --> 00:31:13,278 I don't know what to tell you, Ro. 473 00:31:13,352 --> 00:31:17,118 There's pieces torn out of me, chunks of me that are dead. 474 00:31:17,623 --> 00:31:20,683 Look at me. My youth, my looks, they're gone. 475 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,749 No. 476 00:31:22,328 --> 00:31:25,024 That's from not taking care of yourself. 477 00:31:25,765 --> 00:31:28,859 - Dwelling on all this stuff. - It's not "stuff." 478 00:31:29,936 --> 00:31:32,962 Do you have any idea what it feels like? 479 00:31:34,207 --> 00:31:35,367 Do you? 480 00:31:35,742 --> 00:31:38,870 It's not "stuff." It's death, it's pain! 481 00:31:44,450 --> 00:31:47,442 I'm having a lot of trouble dealing with this. 482 00:31:48,488 --> 00:31:50,854 - I don't know. - You don't know what? 483 00:31:52,692 --> 00:31:54,819 I don't think I can do this. 484 00:31:56,662 --> 00:31:58,789 I don't think I can help you. 485 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,129 You need a lot right now. 486 00:32:03,503 --> 00:32:05,368 I don't think there's anything I can do. 487 00:32:05,438 --> 00:32:08,407 You can be there for me, you could comfort me. 488 00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:12,277 What about me? 489 00:32:12,945 --> 00:32:15,209 - What do I get out of it? - There it is. 490 00:32:15,281 --> 00:32:17,613 Right there. What do you get? 491 00:32:18,417 --> 00:32:21,147 How about your every need taken care of? 492 00:32:21,254 --> 00:32:26,248 Sexually, everything! All your shit. It's all about you, isn't it? 493 00:32:26,726 --> 00:32:29,320 It's not all about me, but, I mean... 494 00:32:30,329 --> 00:32:33,025 - let's be realistic. - "Let's be realistic"? 495 00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:34,997 What, you wanna leave me? 496 00:32:39,872 --> 00:32:40,861 Yeah. 497 00:32:41,641 --> 00:32:43,506 Then get the fuck out. 498 00:32:45,444 --> 00:32:46,911 It doesn't have to be like this. 499 00:32:46,979 --> 00:32:49,948 How should it be? How the fuck should it be? 500 00:33:00,927 --> 00:33:03,487 Somehow Carmine found out we were flipping properties... 501 00:33:03,563 --> 00:33:07,158 on Frelinghuysen Avenue, so your take's a little less than we talked about. 502 00:33:07,233 --> 00:33:09,133 He makes an issue out of Zellman? 503 00:33:10,403 --> 00:33:13,497 - What's this one called, Hesh? - This is Pie- O- My. 504 00:33:13,773 --> 00:33:16,901 Just broke her maiden at Belmont last month. A lot of speed. 505 00:33:16,976 --> 00:33:18,807 - I'm buying her. - Cool, man. 506 00:33:18,878 --> 00:33:19,936 She's beautiful. 507 00:33:20,012 --> 00:33:21,309 That's right. 508 00:33:22,882 --> 00:33:25,476 Don't you know somebody over there at... 509 00:33:25,551 --> 00:33:27,883 Deerpark Casino in Connecticut? 510 00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:29,744 Run by the Mohonk tribe? 511 00:33:29,822 --> 00:33:31,687 Yeah, Marty. My niece's husband. 512 00:33:31,757 --> 00:33:34,749 This Columbus Day protest, we need somebody to make it go away. 513 00:33:34,827 --> 00:33:36,385 What's wrong with freedom of speech? 514 00:33:36,462 --> 00:33:38,430 Listen to my kid talking about Columbus. 515 00:33:38,497 --> 00:33:39,725 Calls him a murdering thief. 516 00:33:39,799 --> 00:33:42,825 - They wiped out almost all of my people. - Cubans are from Spain. 517 00:33:42,902 --> 00:33:46,770 They were Taino Indians who got raped by Columbus and the Conquistadors. 518 00:33:46,839 --> 00:33:47,863 That's right, Reuben. 519 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:50,408 Mulignon got Martin Luther King Day, what do we got? 520 00:33:50,476 --> 00:33:53,274 - I have sympathy for the red man. - Why is that? 521 00:33:53,346 --> 00:33:56,611 Jews, because of their history, have common cause with the oppressed. 522 00:33:56,682 --> 00:34:00,311 Some Indians were deliberately given blankets tainted with smallpox. 523 00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:02,445 - Died like flies. - No shit? 524 00:34:02,521 --> 00:34:04,148 - Yeah, shit. - Yeah? 525 00:34:04,323 --> 00:34:06,951 You wanna talk about terrorism? Look who started it. 526 00:34:07,026 --> 00:34:09,221 - Amen to that, my friend. - That's right. 527 00:34:09,295 --> 00:34:11,855 Christopher Columbus was no better than Adolf Hitler. 528 00:34:12,465 --> 00:34:13,727 Back up. 529 00:34:14,267 --> 00:34:15,700 - Hitler? - Yeah. 530 00:34:15,768 --> 00:34:17,292 I'm not the only one who thinks so. 531 00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:21,204 That Indian from the protest who was whining about the wilderness? 532 00:34:21,274 --> 00:34:23,708 They had him on TV. , and he called Columbus Hitler. 533 00:34:23,776 --> 00:34:26,643 - 'Cause it's true, man. - You're talking out of your ass. 534 00:34:26,712 --> 00:34:29,840 Columbus and Hitler? You're trivializing the Holocaust. 535 00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:33,511 Frankly, Reuben, if you got that kind of covert anti- Semitism... 536 00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:35,281 I'd like you to leave my house. 537 00:34:35,354 --> 00:34:37,151 - Anti- Semitism? - That's right. 538 00:34:37,223 --> 00:34:38,918 Fuck you, too, my man! 539 00:34:38,991 --> 00:34:42,518 Guys, come on. Reuben, Hesh, you guys been friends for years. 540 00:34:52,038 --> 00:34:55,405 I'll call Marty up in Connecticut. He knows a big Mohonk. 541 00:34:55,942 --> 00:34:57,500 That cocksucker. 542 00:34:58,544 --> 00:35:01,672 We're not tired. I didn't spill food'cause I'm tired. 543 00:35:02,848 --> 00:35:05,817 Don't argue, okay? Listen to your Aunt Grace and Aunt Mary. 544 00:35:05,885 --> 00:35:07,512 Do what they say. 545 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,551 All right, say good night to your Aunt Carmela. 546 00:35:14,627 --> 00:35:16,720 Good night, Aunt Carmela. 547 00:35:18,230 --> 00:35:20,198 It's great your family could come down. 548 00:35:20,266 --> 00:35:23,326 They're leaving tomorrow. Somebody's sick up there. 549 00:35:23,402 --> 00:35:24,733 Dad? 550 00:35:34,046 --> 00:35:36,674 - Dad, Sophia locked the door! - Should I get that? 551 00:35:36,749 --> 00:35:38,740 He takes all my pencils! 552 00:35:46,359 --> 00:35:49,123 - Baccilieri residence. - Carmela, is that you? 553 00:35:49,996 --> 00:35:52,021 - It's Corrado. - Hello. 554 00:35:52,098 --> 00:35:55,625 How's my boy, Bobby, doing? He knows I couldn't make it to the services. 555 00:35:55,701 --> 00:35:59,398 - He's all right, he's upstairs with the kids. - What a heartbreak. 556 00:35:59,739 --> 00:36:03,300 You know, I remember the first time I met her like it was yesterday. 557 00:36:03,376 --> 00:36:06,834 It was my birthday dinner at Roman Gardens. I'll never forget it. 558 00:36:06,912 --> 00:36:09,540 She said I looked like Pablo Picasso. 559 00:36:09,615 --> 00:36:11,708 And I didn't even know what he looked like. 560 00:36:11,784 --> 00:36:14,218 But one day, she showed me a picture of him... 561 00:36:14,286 --> 00:36:15,844 and, you know, she was right. 562 00:36:15,921 --> 00:36:17,684 That's very touching. Let me get Bobby. 563 00:36:17,757 --> 00:36:21,158 I wanna know if he'll pick me up for court or if I should call Murf. 564 00:36:21,227 --> 00:36:24,685 Maybe you should let Bobby be. Think about his needs instead of your own. 565 00:36:24,764 --> 00:36:27,426 It's not me. Don't villainize me, here. 566 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,401 Murf goes to bed early, so I wanted to call him now... 567 00:36:30,469 --> 00:36:32,494 if I need him to drive me. 568 00:36:32,605 --> 00:36:36,405 I don't wanna disturb him when he's asleep. He's an old man, for God's sake. 569 00:36:52,792 --> 00:36:54,783 Stella! 570 00:36:56,095 --> 00:36:57,995 What the fuck are you doing? 571 00:37:00,366 --> 00:37:03,392 We don't have to hide, baby. I did it. 572 00:37:05,438 --> 00:37:07,599 - I told Ro. - You told her about us? 573 00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:08,833 No. 574 00:37:09,809 --> 00:37:13,176 I told her I didn't wanna be with her anymore, and I left! 575 00:37:26,926 --> 00:37:29,918 Now I can devote myself to you completely. 576 00:37:30,529 --> 00:37:33,623 Now there can be no more fear. 577 00:37:33,933 --> 00:37:35,423 No more guilt. 578 00:37:37,503 --> 00:37:39,232 - Just sex. - Yeah. 579 00:37:41,273 --> 00:37:42,900 You know what I want. 580 00:37:42,975 --> 00:37:45,170 And you want it all, don't you? 581 00:37:48,114 --> 00:37:51,311 Oh, yeah. You need me, slut. 582 00:37:51,817 --> 00:37:53,478 I need it all, baby! 583 00:37:55,588 --> 00:37:56,816 Oh, shit! 584 00:37:57,223 --> 00:38:00,659 Tonight's my night. I gotta bring food over to Bobby Bacala's. 585 00:38:01,127 --> 00:38:02,685 You're on ziti patrol, too? 586 00:38:03,696 --> 00:38:06,597 - Ro's got Thursdays. - Well, what should I do? 587 00:38:16,408 --> 00:38:18,774 You could do me a solid, Tony. 588 00:38:18,844 --> 00:38:20,641 Next time you see Hesh... 589 00:38:20,913 --> 00:38:24,576 remind him my granddaughter's Bat Mitzvah present... 590 00:38:25,151 --> 00:38:26,641 doesn't really work. 591 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,177 The bubble jet printer. I don't like to keep hocking him. 592 00:38:30,789 --> 00:38:32,450 He knows about it. 593 00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:34,749 He said he lost the sales slip. 594 00:38:34,827 --> 00:38:36,886 So, Marty, where is this guy? 595 00:38:38,931 --> 00:38:42,025 There he is. What'd I say? Right on cue. 596 00:38:43,369 --> 00:38:44,461 Chief. 597 00:38:44,537 --> 00:38:47,404 - Where, behind the preppy guy? - That's him. 598 00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:53,675 Chief, I'd like to introduce you to my friends, Silvio Dante... 599 00:38:53,846 --> 00:38:56,838 Tony Soprano. The guy I was telling you about. 600 00:38:57,850 --> 00:38:59,249 Chief Doug Smith. 601 00:38:59,552 --> 00:39:04,114 Tribal chairman of the Mohonk Indians and CEO of Mohonk Enterprises. 602 00:39:04,190 --> 00:39:07,091 - An honor. - Thanks for coming all the way down here. 603 00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:10,356 - I had business in Manhattan anyway. - Not again. 604 00:39:11,263 --> 00:39:14,721 Would you bring the gentleman a Ketel One, please? 605 00:39:17,436 --> 00:39:20,564 So, Chief, he told you about the shit going down in Newark? 606 00:39:20,673 --> 00:39:23,267 Small element. Ruins it for the rest of us. 607 00:39:23,342 --> 00:39:27,608 I've got a $250 million casino and a huge Italian- American customer base. 608 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,240 Providence, east Boston. Good people. 609 00:39:30,316 --> 00:39:32,978 Our part of the world. We're closer than Atlantic City. 610 00:39:33,052 --> 00:39:35,816 This is a brand new facility, state- of- the- art. 611 00:39:35,888 --> 00:39:39,346 This fucking protest. They're burning Columbus in effigy down there. 612 00:39:39,425 --> 00:39:42,792 - They'll lay down in front of the parade. - That's not gonna happen. 613 00:39:42,861 --> 00:39:46,262 People like Redclay, they're out of touch, in their ivory towers. 614 00:39:46,332 --> 00:39:48,630 They don't understand the economic opportunity... 615 00:39:48,701 --> 00:39:50,896 that funds much of the Native American community. 616 00:39:50,970 --> 00:39:53,598 You should see the Olympic- size swimming pool... 617 00:39:53,672 --> 00:39:57,039 this man put in the Deerpark reservation rec center. 618 00:39:58,244 --> 00:39:59,905 Well, we all got kids. 619 00:39:59,979 --> 00:40:03,312 We don't want to see our heritage attacked, that's all. 620 00:40:10,489 --> 00:40:13,856 No offense, Chief, but you don't look much like an Indian. 621 00:40:13,926 --> 00:40:16,360 Frankly, I passed most of my life as white... 622 00:40:16,428 --> 00:40:19,454 until I had a racial awakening and discovered my Mohonk blood. 623 00:40:19,531 --> 00:40:23,228 My grandmother on my father's side, her mother was a quarter Mohonk. 624 00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:26,065 All this happened when the casino bill got passed, right? 625 00:40:26,138 --> 00:40:29,539 - Better late than never. - Mohonk if you love Columbus. 626 00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:36,213 Sorry I didn't make it last night. 627 00:40:37,116 --> 00:40:41,450 My Bible group had a potluck for the homeless and I was on cleanup crew. 628 00:40:42,454 --> 00:40:45,548 Food, food. Like that solves all the world's problems. 629 00:40:45,658 --> 00:40:48,821 Bobby, we've been neighbors. I know that we don't talk much... 630 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:51,488 but if you want to, I'm here for you. 631 00:41:06,845 --> 00:41:08,142 What is it? 632 00:41:12,851 --> 00:41:14,318 That day... 633 00:41:15,988 --> 00:41:17,956 when she had the accident... 634 00:41:19,191 --> 00:41:21,091 I was stuck in traffic. 635 00:41:22,161 --> 00:41:26,393 And my son called because Karen wanted me to pick up steaks and eggplants. 636 00:41:26,632 --> 00:41:29,157 And I was mad at her for sending me. 637 00:41:29,435 --> 00:41:30,868 I was tired. 638 00:41:33,639 --> 00:41:38,406 I was mad at her. But I was stuck in traffic because of her accident. 639 00:41:40,112 --> 00:41:43,878 She was up the road ahead of me, lying in twisted metal. 640 00:41:44,316 --> 00:41:47,080 But I didn't know, and I could've been with her. 641 00:41:47,152 --> 00:41:49,643 I should've been there to help her. 642 00:41:51,423 --> 00:41:53,254 But I was mad at her. 643 00:41:55,728 --> 00:41:57,787 My sweet Karen. 644 00:41:59,431 --> 00:42:00,955 My sweet girl. 645 00:42:08,707 --> 00:42:10,197 Pass me the peppers. 646 00:42:16,915 --> 00:42:17,904 Hello. 647 00:42:20,352 --> 00:42:22,183 Yeah. Just a second. 648 00:42:22,554 --> 00:42:24,715 Ton', it's the Indian Chief. 649 00:42:35,267 --> 00:42:36,325 Doug, how are you? 650 00:42:36,402 --> 00:42:41,203 Tony, I wish I had better news. I struck out. Redclay didn't go for it. 651 00:42:42,608 --> 00:42:44,337 Ask him about the Iron Eyes Cody thing. 652 00:42:44,410 --> 00:42:46,037 The guy pretended he didn't know me. 653 00:42:46,111 --> 00:42:47,635 You believe the son of a bitch? 654 00:42:47,713 --> 00:42:49,340 Ask him about Cody. 655 00:42:49,982 --> 00:42:51,973 You ask him about Iron Eyes Cody? 656 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:54,644 He didn't give a shit. It was some internet rumor. 657 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,881 Most Native Americans don't give a flying fuck. 658 00:42:56,955 --> 00:42:59,253 It's like knowing James Caan isn't Italian. 659 00:42:59,324 --> 00:43:00,848 All right, well... 660 00:43:00,926 --> 00:43:03,326 it was nice meeting you, and I appreciate the effort. 661 00:43:03,395 --> 00:43:06,330 You gotta let me make it up to you. Come on up, spend a day. 662 00:43:06,398 --> 00:43:10,095 Sil, whoever you want. High rollers room, everything comped. 663 00:43:10,169 --> 00:43:12,501 - Sure, that sounds good. - Great. 664 00:43:14,339 --> 00:43:16,830 What the fuck did he say about Iron Eyes Cody? 665 00:43:16,909 --> 00:43:18,570 He said Ralphie had it all fucked up. 666 00:43:18,644 --> 00:43:23,308 And it don't mean nothing anyway, 'cause it's like knowing James Caan isn't Italian. 667 00:43:32,324 --> 00:43:35,452 We think this guy, Redclay, is fucking a graduate student. 668 00:43:35,527 --> 00:43:38,553 - We hire a detective— - I think it's over, Sil. 669 00:43:38,797 --> 00:43:41,197 - Yeah, but all we gotta— - It's over. 670 00:43:46,672 --> 00:43:48,765 He had just lost his wife. 671 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:51,676 And he had so much sadness. 672 00:43:52,344 --> 00:43:56,212 So much love for her, such complete and pure emotion. 673 00:43:57,683 --> 00:44:00,311 I felt unworthy to even be in his presence. 674 00:44:00,385 --> 00:44:02,910 I was so moved by him. 675 00:44:05,557 --> 00:44:07,548 And then I look at Ralphie. 676 00:44:07,626 --> 00:44:11,722 You saw, in this man, the things that you want in your life. 677 00:44:13,732 --> 00:44:15,029 Truth. 678 00:44:16,034 --> 00:44:17,467 - Love. - Yes. 679 00:44:18,537 --> 00:44:23,474 Somehow, I have to find a way to move away from the darkness and toward the light. 680 00:44:23,775 --> 00:44:25,606 What does this man do? 681 00:44:25,677 --> 00:44:28,237 He works with my brother, but he's not like the others. 682 00:44:28,313 --> 00:44:31,077 - Janice— - Sandy, he's different. Believe me. 683 00:44:32,317 --> 00:44:33,306 Okay. 684 00:44:35,354 --> 00:44:37,379 But back to Ralph. 685 00:44:39,157 --> 00:44:41,352 You've got to sit him down... 686 00:44:41,426 --> 00:44:42,654 and level with him. 687 00:44:42,728 --> 00:44:44,423 Speak the truth, Jan... 688 00:44:44,596 --> 00:44:48,293 but with the compassion and respect that you're famous for. 689 00:44:49,368 --> 00:44:50,995 And say goodbye... 690 00:44:51,336 --> 00:44:53,600 for his sake, as well as yours. 691 00:44:55,707 --> 00:44:57,197 You're right. 692 00:44:58,544 --> 00:45:00,011 It's not his fault. 693 00:45:07,252 --> 00:45:09,686 Roll me some numbers, fearless leader. 694 00:45:09,755 --> 00:45:12,019 - Coming at you. - Yeah, I'm ready, six. 695 00:45:13,759 --> 00:45:14,726 It's all right. 696 00:45:14,793 --> 00:45:18,490 You had a great run, T. You held the dice for quite a while. 697 00:45:21,934 --> 00:45:23,561 Look at this operation. 698 00:45:23,635 --> 00:45:25,398 Whenever I'm in one of these places... 699 00:45:25,470 --> 00:45:28,166 I remember that my grandmother was part Fugawe. 700 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,538 Maybe I should do something about it. 701 00:45:30,676 --> 00:45:32,974 - Bullshit. - No, it's true. 702 00:45:33,412 --> 00:45:36,745 She was. They were a nomadic tribe, they'd wander around, get lost... 703 00:45:36,815 --> 00:45:38,646 and they go,"Where the Fugawe?" 704 00:45:41,019 --> 00:45:44,546 I see you gentlemen are having a good time. You getting enough to eat? 705 00:45:44,623 --> 00:45:45,612 Yeah. 706 00:45:45,991 --> 00:45:47,856 Running out of my comps here. 707 00:45:47,926 --> 00:45:50,292 Go find Marty. He's on the floor somewhere. 708 00:45:50,362 --> 00:45:53,195 Tony, can we talk a minute? Buy you a drink? 709 00:45:53,365 --> 00:45:54,855 Yeah, sure. 710 00:45:57,669 --> 00:46:00,502 I wanted to give you a check for Jason's tuition. 711 00:46:00,973 --> 00:46:02,031 Okay. 712 00:46:02,841 --> 00:46:06,038 - The statement's up in my bedroom. - That's okay, I trust you. 713 00:46:06,211 --> 00:46:07,405 Wait... 714 00:46:07,846 --> 00:46:09,279 is it 5:00? 715 00:46:12,484 --> 00:46:15,112 John, I'm here at Christopher Columbus Park in Newark... 716 00:46:15,187 --> 00:46:18,088 where this afternoon violence broke out briefly... 717 00:46:18,156 --> 00:46:22,115 between Native American demonstrators and members of a coalition... 718 00:46:22,194 --> 00:46:26,187 of 18 various Italian- American pride organizations. 719 00:46:27,032 --> 00:46:30,160 Get out of here! This is our day! You hear that? 720 00:46:30,235 --> 00:46:32,465 He fed our people to his dogs! 721 00:46:36,341 --> 00:46:38,206 My God, this is tragic. 722 00:46:42,214 --> 00:46:44,910 Could be scored with Albinoni's Adagio. 723 00:47:15,947 --> 00:47:17,437 Janootski! 724 00:47:25,123 --> 00:47:26,590 This is it, hon. 725 00:47:26,725 --> 00:47:29,489 This is the last of the stuff I had at Ro's. 726 00:47:31,963 --> 00:47:33,123 Your shoes. 727 00:47:34,066 --> 00:47:35,055 What? 728 00:47:35,133 --> 00:47:38,899 Didn't I ask you to take your shoes off when you came in this house? 729 00:47:41,606 --> 00:47:42,595 Forgot. 730 00:47:43,141 --> 00:47:45,132 - Sorry, hon. - You forgot. 731 00:47:45,343 --> 00:47:48,176 So that's just it. You fucking forgot! 732 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:55,208 Oh, fuck. 733 00:47:56,621 --> 00:47:58,646 Get out! 734 00:48:03,428 --> 00:48:04,827 My back. 735 00:48:05,664 --> 00:48:07,757 I'll kill you, you crazy bitch. 736 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:11,133 I'll kill you, you bitch. You crazy cunt! 737 00:48:11,636 --> 00:48:12,796 Get out! 738 00:48:36,328 --> 00:48:38,592 It's gotta be on here somewhere. 739 00:48:39,197 --> 00:48:41,324 scuffle at the Columbus Day parade in Newark. 740 00:48:41,399 --> 00:48:43,890 Among those arrested for blocking a fire lane... 741 00:48:43,969 --> 00:48:45,903 was Native American activist Del Redclay... 742 00:48:45,971 --> 00:48:48,132 who called the protest an unqualified success. 743 00:48:48,206 --> 00:48:50,936 Elsewhere, a blind river rafter is going to get her wish... 744 00:48:51,009 --> 00:48:53,876 after suing for a place in the Colorado River— 745 00:48:53,945 --> 00:48:55,879 I should've been there. 746 00:48:58,517 --> 00:49:01,816 I would've been fucking there. I forgot this was a Monday. 747 00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:10,853 - Maybe we ought to just whack this prick. - Who the fuck are you kidding? 748 00:49:10,996 --> 00:49:13,521 All you thought about was blackjack. 749 00:49:13,832 --> 00:49:17,268 What? You think this day in the country was free, don't you? 750 00:49:17,803 --> 00:49:19,293 Well, it wasn't. 751 00:49:19,371 --> 00:49:22,898 Fucking Chief Smith wants Frankie Valli to come up there and play a week. 752 00:49:22,974 --> 00:49:25,841 That's what this whole fucking junket was about. 753 00:49:26,011 --> 00:49:28,104 - Frankie? - Yeah, that's right. 754 00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:30,876 That's why he buttonholed me, goddamn it. 755 00:49:30,949 --> 00:49:32,814 There's bad blood with Frankie's manager. 756 00:49:32,884 --> 00:49:37,082 So the Chief wants me to call him as payback for him reaching out to Redclay. 757 00:49:37,155 --> 00:49:39,248 Well, you're gonna make the fucking call. 758 00:49:39,324 --> 00:49:43,420 - I ain't seen Frankie for years— - Tough shit! You're making the fucking call! 759 00:49:43,495 --> 00:49:46,123 You and this fucking parade, already. 760 00:49:54,139 --> 00:49:56,471 I don't know what you're so hot about. 761 00:49:56,541 --> 00:50:00,375 They discriminate against all Italians as a group when they disallow Columbus— 762 00:50:00,445 --> 00:50:03,209 Will you fucking stop?"Group"! 763 00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:11,815 What the fuck happened to Gary Cooper? That's what I'd like to know. 764 00:50:12,457 --> 00:50:13,754 He died. 765 00:50:14,793 --> 00:50:17,626 You mean, 'cause he fought the Sioux in all those westerns? 766 00:50:17,696 --> 00:50:19,163 Fuck that. 767 00:50:20,298 --> 00:50:21,697 Gary Cooper. 768 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:23,829 Now there was an American. 769 00:50:24,102 --> 00:50:27,299 The strong, silent type. He did what he had to do. 770 00:50:27,505 --> 00:50:28,904 He faced down the Miller gang... 771 00:50:28,974 --> 00:50:32,102 when none of those other assholes would lift a finger to help him. 772 00:50:32,177 --> 00:50:35,806 And did he complain? Did he say, "l come from this poor Texas- Irish... 773 00:50:35,881 --> 00:50:39,180 "illiterate background or whatever, so leave me the fuck out of it... 774 00:50:39,251 --> 00:50:41,151 "because my people got fucked over"? 775 00:50:41,219 --> 00:50:43,187 T, not for nothing... 776 00:50:43,555 --> 00:50:45,921 but you're getting a little confused here. 777 00:50:45,991 --> 00:50:47,720 A: That was the movies. 778 00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:49,521 What difference does that make? 779 00:50:49,594 --> 00:50:53,428 Columbus was so long ago, he might as well have been a fucking movie. 780 00:50:53,498 --> 00:50:55,159 Images, you said. 781 00:50:55,901 --> 00:50:58,062 The point is, Gary Cooper... 782 00:50:58,904 --> 00:51:00,667 the real Gary Cooper... 783 00:51:01,306 --> 00:51:04,639 or anybody named Cooper, never suffered like the Italians. 784 00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:08,868 A madigan like him, they fucked everybody else. 785 00:51:09,581 --> 00:51:12,209 The Italians, the Polacks, the Blacks. 786 00:51:12,450 --> 00:51:14,975 All right, even if he was a madigan around nowadays... 787 00:51:15,053 --> 00:51:17,647 he'd be a member of some victims' group. 788 00:51:17,722 --> 00:51:21,783 The fundamentalist Christians, the abused cowboys, the gays, whatever. 789 00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:25,318 - He was gay, Gary Cooper? - No! Are you listening to me? 790 00:51:26,164 --> 00:51:28,223 Hey, people suffered. 791 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,360 Did you? 792 00:51:30,568 --> 00:51:32,399 Except for maybe the feds. 793 00:51:32,470 --> 00:51:36,497 My grandparents got spit on because they were from Calabria. 794 00:51:36,574 --> 00:51:40,340 Let me ask you a question. All the good things you got in your life... 795 00:51:40,412 --> 00:51:43,176 did they come to you 'cause you're Calabrese? 796 00:51:44,883 --> 00:51:47,579 I'll tell you the answer. The answer is no. 797 00:51:47,652 --> 00:51:49,984 You got a smart kid at Lackawanna College. 798 00:51:50,055 --> 00:51:54,151 You got a wife who's a piece of ass. At least she was when you married her. 799 00:51:54,225 --> 00:51:57,456 You own one of the most profitable topless bars in North Jersey. 800 00:51:57,529 --> 00:51:59,394 Did you get all this'cause you're Italian? 801 00:51:59,464 --> 00:52:03,662 No, you got it'cause you're you, 'cause you're smart, 'cause you're whatever. 802 00:52:05,303 --> 00:52:07,464 Where the fuck is our self- esteem? 803 00:52:08,073 --> 00:52:12,942 That shit doesn't come from Columbus, or The Godfather, or Chef fucking Boyardee. 804 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,347 We gotta tiptoe around the Indians though, don't we? 805 00:52:18,416 --> 00:52:21,476 We can't call our teams the Braves or the Tomahawks or the— 806 00:52:21,553 --> 00:52:24,784 You take it up with Frankie Valli when you talk to him.