1 00:01:52,577 --> 00:01:55,280 I told you, you didn't have to come. 2 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,273 Yeah, let you drive yourself when you look this bad? 3 00:02:02,754 --> 00:02:03,855 Yeah? 4 00:02:03,855 --> 00:02:06,158 He's out. 5 00:02:06,158 --> 00:02:08,593 He looks good. 6 00:02:08,593 --> 00:02:12,586 - Talk to him. Get a sense. - Okay. 7 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:32,017 Your cousin's out of rehab. Looks good. 8 00:02:32,017 --> 00:02:36,010 Okay, I'm sorry about that. 9 00:02:39,658 --> 00:02:42,294 Lyme titers, sed rate... 10 00:02:42,294 --> 00:02:43,528 inconclusive. 11 00:02:43,528 --> 00:02:45,797 Score one for the Italians. 12 00:02:45,797 --> 00:02:49,790 - You don't have lupus. - Thank God for that. 13 00:02:53,872 --> 00:02:56,775 Think we might be looking at a viral syndrome... 14 00:02:56,775 --> 00:02:59,511 maybe mono. 15 00:02:59,511 --> 00:03:02,080 - Oh, God. - How's your emotional level? 16 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,549 Stress off the charts lately? Like all of us? 17 00:03:04,549 --> 00:03:08,542 - What do you mean? - Death, major change of any kind? 18 00:03:08,887 --> 00:03:12,880 No, just the usual. One day runs into the next. 19 00:03:14,092 --> 00:03:17,596 Stay on the Advil. Your temperature goes up, you call me. 20 00:03:17,596 --> 00:03:19,030 You know, it's amazing. 21 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:22,768 I got a relative who's got a heroin problem. 22 00:03:22,768 --> 00:03:26,761 The people that need drugs, all they can get is shit like Advil. 23 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:31,165 Thank you for coming. 24 00:03:35,514 --> 00:03:36,882 That was Grove Street. 25 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:39,384 I gotta make a stop down in Sea Bright. 26 00:03:39,384 --> 00:03:42,387 - I don't feel well. - You get some sea air. 27 00:03:42,387 --> 00:03:45,090 - We'll go to Barr's. You won't have to cook. - Goddamn it. 28 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:48,360 Yeah, I really want lobster. 29 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,095 The student loan people called. 30 00:03:50,095 --> 00:03:54,088 We're late with Allegra's nursing school payment. 31 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:58,626 - Where you going? - Nordstrom's. They're having a sale. 32 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:02,240 Sallie Mae calls, and your response to that is to go shopping? 33 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:06,233 It's a sale, John. I need clothes for Italy. 34 00:04:07,012 --> 00:04:10,715 - We're still going, aren't we? - Might be time for a little belt-tightening. 35 00:04:10,715 --> 00:04:14,085 The bottom line is I'll be losing money if the Esplanade is shut down. 36 00:04:14,085 --> 00:04:17,355 We should try to go. I spoke to Nicole Lupertazzi. 37 00:04:17,355 --> 00:04:21,348 When she and Little Carmine stayed at the Hassler last year, he loved it. 38 00:04:22,127 --> 00:04:24,296 That's good for Little Carmine, then. 39 00:04:24,296 --> 00:04:28,289 His fucking wallet isn't tied to the goddamned Esplanade, god damn it! 40 00:04:31,503 --> 00:04:35,240 John, why are you yelling at me? 41 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:39,233 John, what'd I do? 42 00:04:52,591 --> 00:04:56,584 Is that my father's truck? 43 00:04:58,196 --> 00:04:59,965 What the hell's going on? 44 00:04:59,965 --> 00:05:03,958 Me to know, you to find out. 45 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:09,875 So, what do you think, Mel? Don't see no dry rot. 46 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:13,378 Mrs. Soprano, Virginia Lupo, Community Realty. 47 00:05:13,378 --> 00:05:15,914 Hi. 48 00:05:15,914 --> 00:05:19,907 That's right. It's even got a name. 49 00:05:20,252 --> 00:05:24,245 - Where did this come from? - That's if we can get it. 50 00:05:24,356 --> 00:05:27,125 This is a huge amount of money. 51 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:29,594 And your construction project shut down... 52 00:05:29,594 --> 00:05:33,587 That can't last forever. It's for the family. 53 00:05:34,099 --> 00:05:38,036 As the kids get older, it gets harder to keep us all together... 54 00:05:38,036 --> 00:05:40,272 but this is a draw. 55 00:05:40,272 --> 00:05:44,265 Bring friends down, have big cookouts, jet ski. 56 00:05:45,343 --> 00:05:47,646 And for us, too, though. 57 00:05:47,646 --> 00:05:49,147 When we were piss poor... 58 00:05:49,147 --> 00:05:53,140 this was the biggest caviar wish we could come up with. 59 00:05:56,721 --> 00:06:00,714 Kind of reminds you of the Kennedy compound, don't it? 60 00:06:07,966 --> 00:06:11,436 Can I ask you why they're selling? My husband said, "If we can get it." 61 00:06:11,436 --> 00:06:14,472 Well, there is a buyer already. 62 00:06:14,472 --> 00:06:16,608 In fact, the house is sold. 63 00:06:16,608 --> 00:06:20,601 But there's a chance that these buyers won't qualify for financing. 64 00:06:20,912 --> 00:06:23,548 And I know the owner, Alan. 65 00:06:23,548 --> 00:06:26,551 He lives just next door, here. He's an attorney. 66 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:30,544 If you're offering cash, I thought you should at least see the place. 67 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:34,492 So, it's not really for sale. 68 00:06:34,492 --> 00:06:37,095 It's just as well, because we couldn't swing this. 69 00:06:37,095 --> 00:06:41,088 There's Al! 70 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:51,676 The jury has claimed they are deadlocked. 71 00:06:51,676 --> 00:06:55,669 However, I'm inclined to agree with prosecution. 72 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:59,484 I'm going to give them additional time to reach a verdict. 73 00:06:59,484 --> 00:07:02,587 We should've had a hung jury mistrial. Object, for Christ's sake! 74 00:07:02,587 --> 00:07:06,580 Allen charge. It has to play out. 75 00:07:10,929 --> 00:07:14,922 Ladies and gentlemen, you've communicated that you feel... 76 00:07:15,033 --> 00:07:18,269 that you're unable to come to a unanimous verdict in this case. 77 00:07:18,269 --> 00:07:22,262 Now, I know that you've been at it for a while, and it can be frustrating. 78 00:07:22,574 --> 00:07:26,044 But we've all spent a lot of time on this trial. 79 00:07:26,044 --> 00:07:29,981 And being as I have no reason to believe that another jury... 80 00:07:29,981 --> 00:07:33,451 with the same evidence would be better able to reach a verdict... 81 00:07:33,451 --> 00:07:37,444 I'm going to ask you to go back in there and reason with each other... 82 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:39,824 and apply the law... 83 00:07:39,824 --> 00:07:42,794 and come back in here with a verdict. 84 00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:46,598 If not, I wanna move on. 85 00:07:46,598 --> 00:07:50,591 Here. 86 00:07:51,369 --> 00:07:54,639 Did somebody check the order, make sure we got everything this time? 87 00:07:54,639 --> 00:07:58,576 Yes. 88 00:07:58,576 --> 00:08:02,569 Well, keep me posted. 89 00:08:02,681 --> 00:08:06,674 Dinner's served! 90 00:08:10,321 --> 00:08:14,314 - Get any sleep? - Couldn't. 91 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:19,119 We have absolutely no business getting into something like that house... 92 00:08:19,197 --> 00:08:21,466 with A.J. Two years away from college. 93 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:24,836 That was Virginia Lupo on the phone. She hasn't heard from the owner. 94 00:08:24,836 --> 00:08:27,172 I guess that deal's gonna go through. 95 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:31,009 I wonder who they are. 96 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:34,446 Motherfucking, goddamn orange-peel beef! 97 00:08:34,446 --> 00:08:36,481 Call them up. 98 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:38,149 You got me plain soup, right? 99 00:08:38,149 --> 00:08:40,752 We'll be finished eating the rest before he gets back. 100 00:08:40,752 --> 00:08:43,254 Go through the order while they're still here. 101 00:08:43,254 --> 00:08:46,725 What good does that do? He's still gotta get it and come back again. 102 00:08:46,725 --> 00:08:49,561 - What happened? - They left out part of the order. 103 00:08:49,561 --> 00:08:53,554 - Call them up. - Sit down and eat. 104 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:59,270 I guess some things just weren't meant to be. 105 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:01,039 What are we talking about? 106 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:04,075 I was thinking of buying your mother a house down on the shore. 107 00:09:04,075 --> 00:09:06,578 Un-fucking-believable! 108 00:09:06,578 --> 00:09:10,215 - Would we have a gym? - It's the shore. 109 00:09:10,215 --> 00:09:11,783 Wouldn't you want to be outdoors? 110 00:09:11,783 --> 00:09:14,385 Forget that. You're fined $3 for the F-word. 111 00:09:14,385 --> 00:09:17,422 I heard Dad say "mother-F" when I was coming down the stairs. 112 00:09:17,422 --> 00:09:20,825 He's fined, too. We're gonna make this policy work. 113 00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:24,818 It's too late. 114 00:09:37,675 --> 00:09:41,668 What's going on? 115 00:09:42,147 --> 00:09:46,140 You know, it does seem like a good value, even at that price. 116 00:09:46,584 --> 00:09:50,577 Waterfront property, in that area. 117 00:09:50,655 --> 00:09:54,648 We probably wouldn't get hurt, as an investment. 118 00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:58,563 You're the one that took real estate classes. 119 00:09:58,563 --> 00:10:02,556 Didn't you say that a person shouldn't look at a house as an investment? 120 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:05,470 I know you. If you don't get the place, you'll sulk. 121 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:08,373 - And I'll be the wet blanket. - I'll sulk? 122 00:10:08,373 --> 00:10:12,366 I was sleeping. 123 00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:18,483 If you want me to sign off... 124 00:10:18,483 --> 00:10:22,476 We probably wouldn't lose money. 125 00:10:24,622 --> 00:10:28,615 But if you don't want to go through with it, believe me, that's fine, too. 126 00:10:42,106 --> 00:10:46,099 But if you did, Virginia Lupo's phone number is on the bureau. 127 00:10:46,444 --> 00:10:48,680 And, you know... 128 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,673 better to act quickly if, you know... 129 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:56,743 More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision, that's all I'm saying. 130 00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:02,994 Hey, Jack Lemmon. 131 00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:06,664 How's Lee Remick? 132 00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:08,733 So, how the fuck are you? 133 00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:11,336 - That place help you? - Yeah. 134 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:14,806 I found out about strengths I have I didn't even know I had. 135 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:17,642 - You look fucking great. - Thank you. 136 00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:21,012 Thank everybody for forcing me to deal with it. 137 00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:25,005 - Especially Adriana. - You're not shooting junk, right? 138 00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:28,987 Fuck, no. I'm completely clean and sober. 139 00:11:28,987 --> 00:11:31,155 Which one of the 12 steps you on now? 140 00:11:31,155 --> 00:11:35,148 The only one I haven't done is go around to all the people I fucked over... 141 00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:39,186 while I was using, and apologize. 142 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:44,102 Maybe you shouldn't do that one. 143 00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:47,872 - You know, let sleeping dogs lie. - That's what I was thinking. 144 00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:51,865 Maybe in a couple of cases, I'll send flowers, or cash in some cases. 145 00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:04,244 - Where's Carmine at? - No change whatsoever. 146 00:12:05,089 --> 00:12:08,359 Where are you at? 147 00:12:08,359 --> 00:12:11,930 I think a movement from below is not palatable to the other bosses. 148 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:14,065 It's what they fear most. 149 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,935 A movement from outside, it's more forgivable... 150 00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:20,805 and more understandable, given the facts, here. 151 00:12:20,805 --> 00:12:24,798 I mean, you've been reasonable. 152 00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:29,169 If I do it, what do you do for me? 153 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,749 I take a sad song and make it better... 154 00:12:31,749 --> 00:12:35,453 with the other families, as regards you. 155 00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:37,722 You're smart to have reservations... 156 00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:41,392 but there's differences between this and Castellano. 157 00:12:41,392 --> 00:12:44,796 Yes, you still got the four other families who could raise a stink... 158 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:48,789 but Andy's my brother-in-law. I have their ear. 159 00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:53,504 I'm gonna pass. 160 00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:56,040 - Fuck are you talking about? - I'm taking the risk. 161 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,609 Fuck what were you talking about last time then? 162 00:12:58,609 --> 00:13:02,602 What would it take? 163 00:13:03,982 --> 00:13:06,517 Fuck even one percentage point. 164 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:10,510 All claims to my HUD business are irrigated. 165 00:13:10,788 --> 00:13:12,523 All right. 166 00:13:12,523 --> 00:13:16,516 All future construction projects, 60-40 in my favor. 167 00:13:28,306 --> 00:13:32,299 What I'm gonna tell you is for your ears only, and Sil's. 168 00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:36,870 We're gonna take out Carmine Lupertazzi. 169 00:13:42,286 --> 00:13:44,222 Johnny Sack's gonna go to war. 170 00:13:44,222 --> 00:13:48,215 No, he's not. 171 00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:50,194 That's right. 172 00:13:50,194 --> 00:13:53,765 See, Carmine's got major income besides construction, Johnny don't. 173 00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:56,934 Only other person hurting worse than either of the pricks is me. 174 00:13:56,934 --> 00:14:00,671 Whacking the boss of one of the five families? 175 00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:03,941 - Johnny's a snaky fuck. - That's something to be considered. 176 00:14:03,941 --> 00:14:07,934 But remember, also, how deeply hurt fucking Johnny felt over Carmine... 177 00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:10,548 not backing him on those slurs against Ginny. 178 00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:11,783 Life's funny. 179 00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:14,485 Carmine never made that right with John. 180 00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:18,478 I knew back then that was a mistake. 181 00:14:18,556 --> 00:14:20,124 Gonna hit Carmine soon? 182 00:14:20,124 --> 00:14:24,117 If I'm gonna buy this house, I need the Esplanade scratch. 183 00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:29,100 It shouldn't look like what it is. 184 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:33,093 Home invasion, carjacking, fucking ingrown toenail... 185 00:14:34,405 --> 00:14:36,641 I know these black guys from Irvington. 186 00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:38,810 That's the right idea. 187 00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:42,803 It can never get out who whacked the old fuck. 188 00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:46,984 - Are they trustworthy, these guys? - Yeah. 189 00:14:46,984 --> 00:14:50,977 Make sure. 190 00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:04,068 Help you? 191 00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:06,304 Hi, how you doing? I'm Tony Soprano. 192 00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:10,274 I was here with my wife the other day with Virginia Lupo. 193 00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:14,267 - Right. Alan Sapinsly. - How are you? 194 00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:15,913 So, what do you think? 195 00:15:15,913 --> 00:15:19,016 She says those other people are gonna go through with it. 196 00:15:19,016 --> 00:15:22,753 I was gonna go talk to you, frankly, after I took another look at the place. 197 00:15:22,753 --> 00:15:26,746 This is galling because I don't think they're going to qualify for financing... 198 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:30,461 and we gave them this God-awful 90-day escrow. My wife's doing. 199 00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:32,930 She liked Mrs. Kim. 200 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:36,923 I can do 15 days. Shortest allowable by law. 201 00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:44,631 Never tire of painting this. 202 00:15:46,944 --> 00:15:50,937 - You'd be coming in with cash, right? - Yeah. 203 00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:56,309 Fuck this. 204 00:15:57,522 --> 00:16:00,391 Dr. Kim, hey, Alan Sapinsly. 205 00:16:00,391 --> 00:16:01,792 It's not? 206 00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:04,729 Well, we've got serious problems. 207 00:16:04,729 --> 00:16:07,798 On the house. Sure. 208 00:16:07,798 --> 00:16:11,791 He's going into surgery, doesn't want to talk there in the prep room. 209 00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:14,038 Yes, I'm here. 210 00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:16,908 What does your lender say? 211 00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:18,276 Jesus, Doctor. 212 00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:21,245 I take almost no comfort from those words. 213 00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,614 And were I you, I wouldn't either. 214 00:16:23,614 --> 00:16:27,552 I'm aware we have a contract in place. Doctor, please, I'm an attorney. 215 00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:29,921 Look, Cho-Sun. Wait, you're not listening. 216 00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,914 Simply stated, I want the chance to sell to a more qualified buyer... 217 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:37,161 if I can find one at this late date. 218 00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:39,363 Actually, it's very... 219 00:16:39,363 --> 00:16:42,800 Wait, do you want to do all the talking and I'll just stand here? 220 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,035 Thank you. 221 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:48,028 You call Virginia Lupo, she calls the bank, you get your deposit back. 222 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,777 Your wife's a grown woman, she'll adjust. 223 00:16:52,777 --> 00:16:55,279 Dr. Kim, I spent 10 years as a litigator. 224 00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:59,272 Buy this property, I'll make your life a misery. I can tort you into the poorhouse. 225 00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:04,211 I've got an overseas call. Think it over. You have Virginia's number. 226 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:08,059 Who knows? We'll see. 227 00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:10,828 I wouldn't want to be the patient he's gonna operate on. 228 00:17:10,828 --> 00:17:14,821 Let's hold a good thought? 229 00:17:24,242 --> 00:17:26,310 Hello. 230 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:30,303 Virginia, sure, hi. 231 00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:34,341 We did? 232 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:46,353 All right. 233 00:17:47,431 --> 00:17:51,424 Picture the fishing off that dock. 234 00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:55,873 God, it really is beautiful, isn't it? 235 00:17:55,873 --> 00:17:57,975 First time I felt good signing papers. 236 00:17:57,975 --> 00:18:00,778 Dad, blue crabs! 237 00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:04,771 Oh, my God, this is nice. 238 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:16,427 You'll inherit this. 239 00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:20,420 Dad, what a thing to say. 240 00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:35,179 Anthony Soprano... 241 00:18:35,179 --> 00:18:39,183 you are full of surprises. 242 00:18:39,183 --> 00:18:43,176 It's good to see a smile on your face. 243 00:18:52,596 --> 00:18:55,900 Praise the Lord for sobriety. 244 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:59,170 The higher power. 245 00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:02,239 - That 12-step shit doing for you? - Yeah. 246 00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:04,108 Thanks for asking. 247 00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:06,444 We sold you "H" when that was your thing. 248 00:19:06,444 --> 00:19:10,437 Still we here when it's wop-whacking time in Brooklyn. 249 00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:13,284 - It should look like a carjacking. - See? 250 00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:16,821 That's why you came to us. That's some stereotyping shit. 251 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:19,390 He goes mall-walking inside King's Plaza. 252 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:22,560 7:00 a.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Regular. 253 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,629 Macy's entrance, Avenue U and Flatbush. 254 00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:29,622 You get the down payment? 255 00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:42,202 Next sound you hear... 256 00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:58,162 Home of the burger, what's your beef? 257 00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:01,365 I'm sorry. I have wrong number. 258 00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:04,001 This is the Soprano residence. 259 00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:05,469 Tony? 260 00:20:05,469 --> 00:20:08,172 No, this is Anthony. 261 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:12,042 Yes. The handsome boy. 262 00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:14,578 Who is this? 263 00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:16,647 Is your mother there? 264 00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:18,449 Ma, telephone! 265 00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:22,442 - Who is it? - I don't know. 266 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:29,260 Is this Mrs. Soprano? 267 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:32,730 Yes, it is. 268 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:36,723 I used to fuck your husband. 269 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:56,543 A.J., I've got it! 270 00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:02,460 Tony loves me, you know. 271 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:05,229 If it wasn't for his kids, you'd be out on the street. 272 00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:06,430 What do you want? 273 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:10,423 I thought you might want to know we have some sadness in common. 274 00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:14,405 He has been sleeping with my cousin, Svetlana. 275 00:21:14,405 --> 00:21:15,873 That's right. 276 00:21:15,873 --> 00:21:19,866 While she was taking care of his uncle. 277 00:21:21,612 --> 00:21:25,149 You piece of shit. 278 00:21:25,149 --> 00:21:26,951 Yes, I'm a piece of shit. 279 00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:29,887 I'm a piece of shit which the world, every morning, strains... 280 00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:32,923 and pushes out of its butt! 281 00:21:32,923 --> 00:21:36,916 If you can, imagine where you are on the pecking order. 282 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:42,466 You call my house again... 283 00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:45,035 you ever speak... 284 00:21:45,035 --> 00:21:48,939 to one of my children again, I will track you down, and I will kill you. 285 00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:51,175 We have got guns here. 286 00:21:51,175 --> 00:21:52,610 I mean it. 287 00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,578 You remember my cousin? 288 00:21:54,578 --> 00:21:58,582 She was also his mama's caregiver, with the one leg. 289 00:21:58,582 --> 00:22:02,575 It is so absurd, why would I make it up? 290 00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:39,546 What the fuck? 291 00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:50,935 - What the fuck are you doing? - You fucking shitbag! 292 00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:54,928 Don't come up here! Get the fuck out of this house! 293 00:23:09,453 --> 00:23:13,446 What's the matter? 294 00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:17,550 Carm, what did I do now? 295 00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:25,224 What did I do? 296 00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:29,640 Your mother told you what I said to your father about her psoriasis? 297 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,633 I was just trying to be honest with him. 298 00:23:34,979 --> 00:23:38,972 You have made a fool of me for years with these whores. 299 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:41,919 Now it's come into our home? 300 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:44,788 - What are you talking about? - The Russian called. 301 00:23:44,788 --> 00:23:47,925 Your son answered the telephone. 302 00:23:47,925 --> 00:23:50,561 Oh, Jesus. 303 00:23:50,561 --> 00:23:53,097 She's insane. She's fucking certifiable. 304 00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:56,133 I told you, you can't believe nothing she says, whatever it is. 305 00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:58,402 We haven't seen each other like that. 306 00:23:58,402 --> 00:24:00,904 I swear to Christ. I told you! 307 00:24:00,904 --> 00:24:04,341 - What about her cousin? - What? 308 00:24:04,341 --> 00:24:05,442 No. 309 00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:09,435 The nurse who took care of your mother, who I liked? 310 00:24:09,613 --> 00:24:12,850 Who I talked to on the telephone about your mother's alopecia... 311 00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:14,485 and her bowel movements? 312 00:24:14,485 --> 00:24:16,787 Who you told me came from an agency? 313 00:24:16,787 --> 00:24:20,758 Who I shared vodka with the night your mother died? 314 00:24:20,758 --> 00:24:22,526 You've been fucking her? 315 00:24:22,526 --> 00:24:24,762 There is not a shred of truth in that. 316 00:24:24,762 --> 00:24:27,398 Why'd the cousin make it up? Because she's jealous! 317 00:24:27,398 --> 00:24:30,668 Why you, fuck... 318 00:24:30,668 --> 00:24:34,661 Let go of me! 319 00:24:54,391 --> 00:24:56,694 Just get out, Tony. 320 00:24:56,694 --> 00:24:58,228 Don't even say anything. 321 00:24:58,228 --> 00:25:01,665 I'm not going anywhere, and you know it. 322 00:25:01,665 --> 00:25:04,301 So, let's just lie down, we'll calm down... 323 00:25:04,301 --> 00:25:07,838 Get your hands off of me! 324 00:25:07,838 --> 00:25:11,831 Don't you touch me ever again. 325 00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:15,012 Where's A.J.? 326 00:25:15,012 --> 00:25:19,005 So, you've had a one-legged one now? That's nice. 327 00:25:19,216 --> 00:25:23,209 You've had quite a time on my watch. 328 00:25:23,721 --> 00:25:26,323 The pre-school assistant... 329 00:25:26,323 --> 00:25:29,560 - the weightlifter... - At least I never stole from you. 330 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,462 Who stole, Tony? Who, me? 331 00:25:31,462 --> 00:25:34,965 My own wife, $40,000. From the birdfeeder. 332 00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:38,958 The birdfeeder. Listen to yourself, you sound demented. 333 00:25:39,603 --> 00:25:43,596 What, you want to hit me, Tony? Go ahead. 334 00:25:44,241 --> 00:25:48,234 Just go away, please, I can't stand it anymore. 335 00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:54,651 - I didn't do it. - I found her fingernail, Tony! 336 00:25:54,651 --> 00:25:57,488 You saw it that day, on your night table. 337 00:25:57,488 --> 00:26:00,491 I found it, and I put it there. I know you saw it. 338 00:26:00,491 --> 00:26:03,527 That... 339 00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:07,030 What? That what? 340 00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:11,023 Nothing. 341 00:26:21,411 --> 00:26:23,547 What? 342 00:26:23,547 --> 00:26:27,540 You know what I don't understand, Tony? 343 00:26:28,452 --> 00:26:32,445 What does she have that I don't have? 344 00:26:39,530 --> 00:26:42,366 I did not carry on an affair with the cousin... 345 00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:45,369 and I will take a goddamn polygraph to that effect. 346 00:26:45,369 --> 00:26:48,605 I want you to leave this house, Tony. 347 00:26:48,605 --> 00:26:52,598 Please. I want you to leave me alone. 348 00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:00,350 What about the kids? 349 00:27:00,350 --> 00:27:04,343 Yeah, it's horrible. God help them. 350 00:27:38,355 --> 00:27:42,348 Open the fucking door, or I'll kick it in! 351 00:27:45,796 --> 00:27:47,564 She's not there. 352 00:27:47,564 --> 00:27:49,933 Probably she hides in Brighton Beach. 353 00:27:49,933 --> 00:27:52,135 She blames you for Ronnie Zellman. 354 00:27:52,135 --> 00:27:54,071 You beat him with belt. 355 00:27:54,071 --> 00:27:56,039 He felt weak in front of her. 356 00:27:56,039 --> 00:28:00,032 She told me he couldn't perform. 357 00:28:02,512 --> 00:28:04,481 They broke up not so long after. 358 00:28:04,481 --> 00:28:08,474 Oh, fuck that! 359 00:28:12,956 --> 00:28:16,493 Who told her about us? Not you, please. 360 00:28:16,493 --> 00:28:20,486 It was what's-her-name, right? The one who walked in on us. 361 00:28:20,898 --> 00:28:24,201 We had bad argument over FICA and federal withholding. 362 00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:28,194 I take from her paycheck. 363 00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:32,498 Jesus fucking Christ. FICA and federal withholding? 364 00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:43,943 I gotta go home tomorrow, and I gotta tell my kids we're separating. 365 00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:49,493 It's going to rip them up. 366 00:28:49,493 --> 00:28:52,529 Divorce is very hard for kids. 367 00:28:52,529 --> 00:28:55,299 After this, they don't trust. 368 00:28:55,299 --> 00:28:59,292 I'm child of divorce. 369 00:29:03,573 --> 00:29:07,566 I shouldn't have been drinking in the afternoon. 370 00:29:07,978 --> 00:29:10,914 How about a little sympathy here? You got ice in your veins? 371 00:29:10,914 --> 00:29:13,417 I had ice in my veins on your uncle couch? 372 00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:15,519 Most expensive piece of ass I ever had. 373 00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:19,512 Right. I know what you are thinking, too. 374 00:29:25,462 --> 00:29:29,455 Take care, Tony. You're a strong guy, you'll be all right. 375 00:30:41,872 --> 00:30:43,340 What's up? 376 00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:46,543 So, how's it going with Christopher home? 377 00:30:46,543 --> 00:30:49,546 Good. That place was a godsend. 378 00:30:49,546 --> 00:30:52,716 So, the wedding's back on? 379 00:30:52,716 --> 00:30:56,709 We haven't talked about it. 380 00:30:58,755 --> 00:31:01,091 Except... 381 00:31:01,091 --> 00:31:05,084 Except what? 382 00:31:06,129 --> 00:31:10,122 He says he isn't sure anymore he'd be a good father... 383 00:31:10,467 --> 00:31:14,460 after killing my dog. 384 00:31:14,971 --> 00:31:17,908 You have kids? 385 00:31:17,908 --> 00:31:21,901 So, how's Tony? He's been house-hunting down the shore? 386 00:31:25,582 --> 00:31:28,518 Beautiful place, too. 387 00:31:28,518 --> 00:31:31,121 What about Ralph? 388 00:31:31,121 --> 00:31:34,991 Cifaretto? Heard anything there? 389 00:31:34,991 --> 00:31:38,428 Chrissy says he has a pretty serious drug problem, too. 390 00:31:38,428 --> 00:31:40,697 He may have hit bottom somewhere. 391 00:31:40,697 --> 00:31:42,799 Chrissy says he wants to... 392 00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:46,792 you know, help get him in recovery when he resurfaces. 393 00:31:48,839 --> 00:31:52,209 You know Ralph's second-in-command, Vito? 394 00:31:52,209 --> 00:31:54,077 Yeah, the fat guy. 395 00:31:54,077 --> 00:31:57,881 When Christopher was away, I had that asshole calling me every five minutes... 396 00:31:57,881 --> 00:31:59,616 to see if I "needed anything." 397 00:31:59,616 --> 00:32:02,719 No! Does Christopher know? 398 00:32:02,719 --> 00:32:05,856 You kidding me? He'd kill him. 399 00:32:05,856 --> 00:32:08,291 Not really, I mean... 400 00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:12,284 You know, he'd be angry. 401 00:32:18,502 --> 00:32:22,495 I'm supposed to meet my mom. 402 00:32:23,874 --> 00:32:27,867 Go ahead. 403 00:32:31,815 --> 00:32:35,808 Thank you. 404 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:07,973 I saw your car. Qué pasa? 405 00:33:10,987 --> 00:33:12,989 Things aren't very good at home... 406 00:33:12,989 --> 00:33:16,059 so I came down to sleep on my boat. 407 00:33:16,059 --> 00:33:20,052 And it was being refinished, and the smell of the paint drove me out. 408 00:33:20,564 --> 00:33:22,832 I'm sorry, I've been up to bat three times. 409 00:33:22,832 --> 00:33:26,825 Yeah, I think she's thinking of separating. 410 00:33:29,472 --> 00:33:32,475 What you wanna do, go around and meet perfunctorily... 411 00:33:32,475 --> 00:33:34,778 with all the top divorce attorneys in your area. 412 00:33:34,778 --> 00:33:38,148 That way, if the worst happens, they can't take her on as a client. 413 00:33:38,148 --> 00:33:41,518 Conflict of interest. 414 00:33:41,518 --> 00:33:44,688 - That's pretty good. - Just do it, fella. 415 00:33:44,688 --> 00:33:47,691 But you must find a hotel until you officially take possession. 416 00:33:47,691 --> 00:33:49,893 Something happens to you, I'm liable. 417 00:33:49,893 --> 00:33:53,886 Let me just clean up a little. 418 00:34:09,713 --> 00:34:13,706 - Hi, I'm Tony. - I know who you are. Come in, please. 419 00:34:15,585 --> 00:34:19,578 Tony, what's up? 420 00:34:21,925 --> 00:34:25,918 You know that thing we were talking about, this thing with me and my wife? 421 00:34:26,563 --> 00:34:29,165 Alan just told me. 422 00:34:29,165 --> 00:34:32,502 The thing is, in light of it, I was going over it in the shower... 423 00:34:32,502 --> 00:34:35,772 and I realized that as much as I want this place... 424 00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:39,765 now is not the time for me to be buying a house. 425 00:34:39,976 --> 00:34:43,969 Sorry, I know it's a big disappointment. You ought to see how I feel. 426 00:34:45,548 --> 00:34:48,718 I want to get my deposit back, and I'll get out of your life. 427 00:34:48,718 --> 00:34:51,888 It's just not that clear to me how your marital situation... 428 00:34:51,888 --> 00:34:53,356 negates the purchase. 429 00:34:53,356 --> 00:34:56,192 I mean, most of this was for my kids. 430 00:34:56,192 --> 00:34:57,294 For my wife. 431 00:34:57,294 --> 00:34:59,496 - That is so sad. - Excuse me, honey. 432 00:34:59,496 --> 00:35:01,798 We had that place on the market a year and a half. 433 00:35:01,798 --> 00:35:04,167 We had two offers: You and the Kims. 434 00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:05,502 So, what about them? 435 00:35:05,502 --> 00:35:09,495 The Kims? I can't go back to them. I guess I could, but I'm not going to. 436 00:35:09,806 --> 00:35:11,608 They'd hold my feet to the fire. 437 00:35:11,608 --> 00:35:14,711 I don't want to be insensitive with what you got on your plate... 438 00:35:14,711 --> 00:35:16,413 but we had a signed contract. 439 00:35:16,413 --> 00:35:17,814 - Alan. - No! Baloney! 440 00:35:17,814 --> 00:35:20,717 I dumped a buyer 'cause they seemed to love the place. 441 00:35:20,717 --> 00:35:24,710 - It was the cash and the short escrow. - Look, who knows what's going to happen? 442 00:35:24,854 --> 00:35:27,157 You guys could be back together in a month... 443 00:35:27,157 --> 00:35:31,150 leaving A.S., here, fucked in the ass. 444 00:35:32,762 --> 00:35:36,755 Whatever. 445 00:35:36,866 --> 00:35:40,704 What's the big deal? Why don't you just let me out of this thing? 446 00:35:40,704 --> 00:35:44,274 I can't, I have partners. 447 00:35:44,274 --> 00:35:48,267 Excuse me. 448 00:35:48,611 --> 00:35:50,380 I got to take this. 449 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:53,550 It was very nice to meet you. 450 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:57,543 But I'm not buying your house. 451 00:36:01,725 --> 00:36:03,593 That guy's a mobster. 452 00:36:03,593 --> 00:36:06,663 They buy houses from people, they conduct business. 453 00:36:06,663 --> 00:36:09,833 I dealt with them on that Neapolitan copyright thing for Enya. 454 00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:11,501 I'll probably let him walk... 455 00:36:11,501 --> 00:36:14,738 but that's a negotiation, which he knows full well. 456 00:36:14,738 --> 00:36:16,639 You don't have any partners. 457 00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:19,609 Thank you, Rabbi. 458 00:36:19,609 --> 00:36:21,378 I just talked to Carmine. 459 00:36:21,378 --> 00:36:22,746 He's ready to settle. 460 00:36:22,746 --> 00:36:24,748 Are you kidding me? 461 00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:26,216 Everything's in motion. 462 00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:30,209 Welcome to my world. 463 00:36:40,797 --> 00:36:44,790 Have a seat. 464 00:36:48,304 --> 00:36:51,508 I'm sorry to learn about the marital situation, Tony. 465 00:36:51,508 --> 00:36:54,144 Our thing is more than a livelihood. 466 00:36:54,144 --> 00:36:58,137 One of us suffers a personal tragedy, falls ill and whatnot... 467 00:36:58,581 --> 00:37:00,750 we all feel it deeply... 468 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:03,052 no matter what kind of acrimony is in the air. 469 00:37:03,052 --> 00:37:05,388 What's in the air is you're losing a lot of money. 470 00:37:05,388 --> 00:37:07,924 We all agree we want to get back to earning... 471 00:37:07,924 --> 00:37:10,226 but I reiterate again... 472 00:37:10,226 --> 00:37:14,219 Zellman had a hand in HUD, so I can't, as a matter of principle... 473 00:37:14,531 --> 00:37:17,634 relinquish my claim. 474 00:37:17,634 --> 00:37:18,802 So? 475 00:37:18,802 --> 00:37:22,795 I said 40, you said 5.5, which was ridiculous. 476 00:37:23,673 --> 00:37:27,666 Let's split the difference. 20 percent. 477 00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:37,253 All right, 15. 478 00:37:37,253 --> 00:37:38,888 You know what? 479 00:37:38,888 --> 00:37:41,791 In the interest of putting this shit to bed... 480 00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:44,727 if that's what it's going to take... 481 00:37:44,727 --> 00:37:48,720 15. 482 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:54,293 Good. 483 00:37:56,105 --> 00:37:58,141 My son was a big help in all this. 484 00:37:58,141 --> 00:38:00,477 I want you always to remember that... 485 00:38:00,477 --> 00:38:04,047 even after I'm gone. 486 00:38:04,047 --> 00:38:05,748 But I'm not going no place. 487 00:38:05,748 --> 00:38:08,618 Healthy as a fucking rhino, this guy. 488 00:38:08,618 --> 00:38:12,611 You stay that way. 489 00:38:21,598 --> 00:38:24,834 Did you get any sleep? 490 00:38:24,834 --> 00:38:28,827 A little, I think. 491 00:38:29,906 --> 00:38:32,375 Maybe it would be better if you went back to school. 492 00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:36,012 Got your head into your schoolwork. Be with your friends. 493 00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:40,005 I'd just be thinking about what's going on here all the time. 494 00:38:42,418 --> 00:38:44,888 I just keep thinking... 495 00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:46,856 I used to feel so superior... 496 00:38:46,856 --> 00:38:50,460 because so many of my friends had these fucked-up, divorced parents. 497 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:52,762 I guess I did, too. 498 00:38:52,762 --> 00:38:54,731 And, like, Finn... 499 00:38:54,731 --> 00:38:58,724 I'm not saying I want kids, but if we did... 500 00:38:59,235 --> 00:39:01,638 I used to imagine... 501 00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:05,631 we'd all be together on the holidays, Christmas... 502 00:39:06,075 --> 00:39:08,011 all around this big fire. 503 00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:12,004 You will have a wonderful future, Meadow. 504 00:39:12,882 --> 00:39:16,875 We had a lot of wonderful times as a family. 505 00:39:18,988 --> 00:39:21,291 All predicated on bullshit. 506 00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:25,284 I don't want to fight with you, Meadow. That's not true. I think you know it. 507 00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:37,763 It was 'cause of Furio, wasn't it? 508 00:39:38,942 --> 00:39:42,512 Who said anything about Furio? 509 00:39:42,512 --> 00:39:46,505 I have never been unfaithful to your father. 510 00:39:48,184 --> 00:39:51,854 Daddy was. 511 00:39:51,854 --> 00:39:55,224 This is not something I want to talk about. I'm sorry. 512 00:39:55,224 --> 00:39:59,217 Not now, not ever. 513 00:39:59,429 --> 00:40:03,422 Jesus, how could you eat shit from him for all those years? 514 00:40:12,742 --> 00:40:15,144 Fresh pepper? 515 00:40:15,144 --> 00:40:19,137 Just a little. 516 00:40:24,253 --> 00:40:27,890 About you and Carmela... 517 00:40:27,890 --> 00:40:31,883 I'm sorry. 518 00:40:35,331 --> 00:40:39,324 This is not al dente. 519 00:40:49,278 --> 00:40:50,380 Hello? 520 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,949 Fucking amazing, huh? 521 00:40:52,949 --> 00:40:56,942 Well, I guess that's that. 522 00:40:59,656 --> 00:41:03,649 Things have a momentum of their own. 523 00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:08,954 More is lost by indecision than wrong decision. 524 00:41:09,499 --> 00:41:13,492 That's a good point. 525 00:41:13,903 --> 00:41:17,896 Okay, then. You'll hear from me. 526 00:41:20,143 --> 00:41:22,979 That was J.S. 527 00:41:22,979 --> 00:41:26,972 - We're not on for Tuesday no more, right? - Wrong. 528 00:41:31,754 --> 00:41:33,923 Johnny Sack. 529 00:41:33,923 --> 00:41:37,916 I always worked very fucking hard to make him think I liked him. 530 00:41:38,194 --> 00:41:41,597 I'd try to feel him out about shit. 531 00:41:41,597 --> 00:41:45,590 I think he and Ralphie were in bed in some way. 532 00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:51,063 It went bad with that joke shit. 533 00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:56,779 We reached an agreement. 534 00:41:56,779 --> 00:42:00,216 When Tony gave him his final number, Carmine's Depends blew out. 535 00:42:00,216 --> 00:42:02,185 Oh, my fucking back! 536 00:42:02,185 --> 00:42:05,321 That cot at the pork store, not really good for sleeping, T. 537 00:42:05,321 --> 00:42:08,524 With all due love and respect to Carmela... 538 00:42:08,524 --> 00:42:11,961 I'd put her shit out on the curb and let it rain on her. 539 00:42:11,961 --> 00:42:15,431 You can't disrupt the kids. That shit traumatizes them for life. 540 00:42:15,431 --> 00:42:17,633 It's his house as much as it is hers. 541 00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:19,235 More. I paid for it. 542 00:42:19,235 --> 00:42:23,228 That's right, T, I'm on your side on this. 543 00:42:29,412 --> 00:42:32,448 She's the one who talked me into buying it in the first place. 544 00:42:32,448 --> 00:42:36,441 Now I'm out in the streets? These fucking phones. 545 00:42:37,253 --> 00:42:41,246 We were better off years ago. 546 00:42:45,194 --> 00:42:46,429 What? 547 00:42:46,429 --> 00:42:47,897 I hadn't heard from you. 548 00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:51,033 My partners and I have decided to let you out of your obligation. 549 00:42:51,033 --> 00:42:53,236 I want my $200,000 by the end of the week. 550 00:42:53,236 --> 00:42:55,838 As to that, I'm not rescinding the deposit. 551 00:42:55,838 --> 00:42:59,509 That's what they're for, to hold parties to agreements. 552 00:42:59,509 --> 00:43:02,545 If you want to make me an offer... 553 00:43:02,545 --> 00:43:06,149 No, I think I'll buy the house. 554 00:43:06,149 --> 00:43:09,519 My family has parties till 4:00, 5:00 in the morning. 555 00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:10,553 I can show damages. 556 00:43:10,553 --> 00:43:13,489 I'm being generous in not bringing action to enforce the sale. 557 00:43:13,489 --> 00:43:15,525 Damages? 558 00:43:15,525 --> 00:43:17,727 - They haven't started yet. - Listen to me. 559 00:43:17,727 --> 00:43:21,197 There's a paper trail to our dispute, and Virginia Lupo's a witness. 560 00:43:21,197 --> 00:43:24,734 A hair on my head gets mussed, the authorities will know where to look. 561 00:43:24,734 --> 00:43:28,271 Alan, you misread me entirely. 562 00:43:28,271 --> 00:43:30,106 You must think I'm a fucking thug. 563 00:43:30,106 --> 00:43:31,974 Just be forewarned. 564 00:43:31,974 --> 00:43:35,967 You're not getting your deposit back! 565 00:43:44,153 --> 00:43:48,146 Jesus, you scared me to death. 566 00:43:56,632 --> 00:43:59,902 This is my house, Carmela, and I'm not leaving. 567 00:43:59,902 --> 00:44:03,895 Get out of here, Tony. I asked you once, nicely. 568 00:44:06,843 --> 00:44:08,845 All right, look. 569 00:44:08,845 --> 00:44:11,147 I know what happened was wrong. 570 00:44:11,147 --> 00:44:14,617 I was an asshole, and I apologize. 571 00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:18,610 I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 572 00:44:19,589 --> 00:44:21,991 I said, "Get out." 573 00:44:21,991 --> 00:44:23,092 Make me. 574 00:44:23,092 --> 00:44:27,085 I have an appointment with a lawyer, Tony. I will get a restraining order. 575 00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:30,533 A lawyer? Go ahead. 576 00:44:30,533 --> 00:44:32,001 You know what? Call him. 577 00:44:32,001 --> 00:44:35,994 Here, use my phone. 578 00:44:36,072 --> 00:44:37,373 Fine, stay. 579 00:44:37,373 --> 00:44:39,842 Come here. You're not going anywhere. 580 00:44:39,842 --> 00:44:41,711 Let go of me. Your son will be home. 581 00:44:41,711 --> 00:44:44,947 - You want him to see you like this? - You'd love that, wouldn't you? 582 00:44:44,947 --> 00:44:48,551 - I'm not leaving here. - I don't love you anymore! 583 00:44:48,551 --> 00:44:52,221 I don't want you! You are not sleeping in my bed, Tony! 584 00:44:52,221 --> 00:44:56,214 The thought of it now makes me sick! 585 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:01,353 Jesus Christ Almighty, I'm going fucking crazy! 586 00:45:18,748 --> 00:45:20,816 Think Mom's going to let you stay out here? 587 00:45:20,816 --> 00:45:24,809 Let? This is my house. 588 00:45:24,987 --> 00:45:27,323 Ain't it better when I'm here? 589 00:45:27,323 --> 00:45:29,292 Well, sure. 590 00:45:29,292 --> 00:45:33,285 Come on. We'll bring them down to the garage tomorrow. 591 00:45:36,332 --> 00:45:38,601 What time is it? 592 00:45:38,601 --> 00:45:42,338 - You just getting home? - We were studying. 593 00:45:42,338 --> 00:45:43,439 Oh, yeah? 594 00:45:43,439 --> 00:45:46,409 From now on, I'm going to take a bigger hand in this shit. 595 00:45:46,409 --> 00:45:48,144 I'm going to be right out here. 596 00:45:48,144 --> 00:45:51,747 I want you to be respectful to your mother. She's having a hard time. 597 00:45:51,747 --> 00:45:55,740 - Did she say something? - I'm just saying. 598 00:45:56,485 --> 00:46:00,478 All right. Go to bed. It's a school night. 599 00:46:53,909 --> 00:46:57,146 The audiences have been given an abundance of programming... 600 00:46:57,146 --> 00:47:00,383 and they vote every hour, every minute, every five minutes... 601 00:47:00,383 --> 00:47:03,185 with their remotes. 602 00:47:03,185 --> 00:47:07,178 Thanks, by the way, for drinking wine in front of me. 603 00:47:08,557 --> 00:47:10,993 - Hello? - Call it off. 604 00:47:10,993 --> 00:47:14,730 - The old guy. - Yeah? 605 00:47:14,730 --> 00:47:18,723 - Something don't make sense here. - You think it's a setup? 606 00:47:18,834 --> 00:47:20,936 Not necessarily, but... 607 00:47:20,936 --> 00:47:24,273 our friend is very anxious to pass the ball, the prick. 608 00:47:24,273 --> 00:47:27,543 But nobody can know this was ever considered. 609 00:47:27,543 --> 00:47:29,745 I'll offer my guys half of what they'd have got. 610 00:47:29,745 --> 00:47:33,049 - That should do it. - I just want you to make sure. 611 00:47:33,049 --> 00:47:34,483 I told you that. 612 00:47:34,483 --> 00:47:38,476 So it behooves us to protect what we've earned. 613 00:48:06,549 --> 00:48:08,684 It's all there. 614 00:48:08,684 --> 00:48:12,677 If you get the taste to chip a little "H" again... 615 00:48:14,657 --> 00:48:17,793 - don't forget to call us. - Like we said, you'll keep this quiet. 616 00:48:17,793 --> 00:48:21,330 - I got the mouth on a statue, nigga. - Word. 617 00:48:21,330 --> 00:48:25,323 See you around. 618 00:48:35,678 --> 00:48:38,013 He ain't quit. He's just freshening up. 619 00:48:38,013 --> 00:48:40,249 Don't say jack shit to Kaesha about this... 620 00:48:40,249 --> 00:48:44,242 or she be haunting my ass for that child support... 621 00:49:49,518 --> 00:49:51,387 What? 622 00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:55,380 I was wondering when you would move those theater seats down to the garage. 623 00:49:59,228 --> 00:50:00,796 Seriously? 624 00:50:00,796 --> 00:50:03,499 That's what you came out here to talk to me about? 625 00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:05,968 They are on the lawn. They'll ruin the grass. 626 00:50:05,968 --> 00:50:09,838 Bad for the grass! 627 00:50:09,838 --> 00:50:13,831 I can't put the sprinklers on over there without the seats getting wet. 628 00:50:15,544 --> 00:50:18,080 They're your seats. I don't want to wreck them. 629 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:22,073 I'll get right on it. 630 00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:27,756 Why do you have to make even this little thing so difficult? 631 00:50:27,756 --> 00:50:30,392 What possible reason could you have for coming here... 632 00:50:30,392 --> 00:50:33,229 to talk to me about theater seats except to bust my balls? 633 00:50:33,229 --> 00:50:36,298 I wanted to water while I was out. 634 00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:40,291 Yeah, right. 635 00:50:41,503 --> 00:50:43,806 Fuck you. 636 00:50:43,806 --> 00:50:47,799 It's going to cost you $3. 637 00:50:51,647 --> 00:50:55,017 You know what, Tony? What's done is done. 638 00:50:55,017 --> 00:50:57,886 We are where we are, and it's for the best. 639 00:50:57,886 --> 00:51:01,557 But just for the record, or it might even interest you to know... 640 00:51:01,557 --> 00:51:05,550 that I might actually have gone on with your cheating and your bullshit... 641 00:51:07,162 --> 00:51:10,933 if your attitude around here had been even the least bit loving... 642 00:51:10,933 --> 00:51:14,926 cooperative, interested. 643 00:51:18,707 --> 00:51:20,876 Whose idea was Whitecaps? 644 00:51:20,876 --> 00:51:24,869 It is just a bigger version of an emerald ring, so you can keep on with your other life. 645 00:51:25,281 --> 00:51:26,782 You don't know me at all. 646 00:51:26,782 --> 00:51:30,519 I know you better than anybody, Tony. Even your friends. 647 00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:34,512 - Which is probably why you hate me. - Hate you? 648 00:51:35,691 --> 00:51:39,684 Don't worry, I'm going to hell when I die. 649 00:51:39,762 --> 00:51:43,755 Nice thing to say to a person heading into an MRI. 650 00:52:01,350 --> 00:52:04,453 You know, Tony... 651 00:52:04,453 --> 00:52:08,446 I have always been sorry I said that. 652 00:52:08,724 --> 00:52:11,760 You were my guy. 653 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,753 You could be so sweet. Nobody could make me laugh like you. 654 00:52:20,602 --> 00:52:23,839 Who the fuck did you think I was when you married me? 655 00:52:23,839 --> 00:52:27,832 You knew my father. You grew up around Dickie Moltisanti and your uncle Eddie. 656 00:52:28,077 --> 00:52:30,446 Where do you get off acting surprised and miffed... 657 00:52:30,446 --> 00:52:32,648 when there are women on the side? 658 00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:34,683 - You knew the deal. - Deal? 659 00:52:34,683 --> 00:52:36,051 Your mom talks all she wants... 660 00:52:36,051 --> 00:52:38,454 about what's-his-name and his chain of drugstores. 661 00:52:38,454 --> 00:52:41,690 Both of us know the other boyfriend you were debating marrying... 662 00:52:41,690 --> 00:52:45,160 was Jerry Tufi, with his father's snowplow business. 663 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:49,153 And we now know that that wouldn't have suited you at all. 664 00:52:49,398 --> 00:52:52,401 You really don't hear me, do you? 665 00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:56,394 - You think, for me, it's all about things. - No, I forced all this shit on you. 666 00:52:57,606 --> 00:53:01,599 What you really crave is a little Hyundai and a simple gold heart on a chain. 667 00:53:02,444 --> 00:53:06,437 You are so fucking hateful. 668 00:53:09,551 --> 00:53:11,587 Can I tell you something, Tony? 669 00:53:11,587 --> 00:53:14,022 Don't pretend like I got a choice. 670 00:53:14,022 --> 00:53:15,824 The last year... 671 00:53:15,824 --> 00:53:19,817 I have been dreaming, and fantasizing, and in love with Furio. 672 00:53:26,668 --> 00:53:29,004 Every morning, when he'd come to pick you up... 673 00:53:29,004 --> 00:53:32,508 I would look forward to it all night long, in bed... 674 00:53:32,508 --> 00:53:34,309 next to you. 675 00:53:34,309 --> 00:53:36,879 Those nights when you were actually in the bed. 676 00:53:36,879 --> 00:53:39,014 And he would ring the doorbell... 677 00:53:39,014 --> 00:53:43,007 I felt like my heart would come out of my chest. 678 00:53:43,419 --> 00:53:46,955 He would smile, and we'd talk. 679 00:53:46,955 --> 00:53:49,158 And then you would come down the stairs. 680 00:53:49,158 --> 00:53:52,761 And I felt probably like someone who is terminally ill... 681 00:53:52,761 --> 00:53:56,298 and, somehow, they manage to forget it for a minute. 682 00:53:56,298 --> 00:54:00,291 And then it all comes back. 683 00:54:05,307 --> 00:54:09,300 - He'd talk to you! Poor you! - He made me feel like I mattered! 684 00:54:09,511 --> 00:54:12,981 You asked me the other day what Irina's cousin has that you don't have. 685 00:54:12,981 --> 00:54:15,918 And I thought about it, because it is a pretty good question. 686 00:54:15,918 --> 00:54:19,154 She is sexy, even with the one pin gone, but that's not it. 687 00:54:19,154 --> 00:54:22,124 I could converse with her, because she had something to say! 688 00:54:22,124 --> 00:54:25,294 I am here! I have things to say! 689 00:54:25,294 --> 00:54:28,797 Besides "Bring the chairs down," and "Did you sign the living trust?" 690 00:54:28,797 --> 00:54:31,366 She is a grown woman who has been kicked around... 691 00:54:31,366 --> 00:54:34,603 and she's been on her own, and has had to fight and struggle. 692 00:54:34,603 --> 00:54:36,772 Unlike me, is that it? 693 00:54:36,772 --> 00:54:39,107 Who the fuck wanted it like this? 694 00:54:39,107 --> 00:54:42,211 Who the fuck pissed and moaned at just the idea... 695 00:54:42,211 --> 00:54:44,279 of me with a real estate license? 696 00:54:44,279 --> 00:54:48,150 Free to sit back for 20 fucking years and fiddle with the air conditioning... 697 00:54:48,150 --> 00:54:52,143 and fucking bitch and complain to me! 698 00:54:53,288 --> 00:54:57,281 To your priest! Fuck it! 699 00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:08,159 Who knew, all this time, you wanted Tracy and Hepburn? 700 00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:14,632 What about the thousand other pigs you had your dick in over the years? 701 00:55:15,410 --> 00:55:18,380 The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. 702 00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:22,373 Were you best friends with all of them, too? 703 00:55:22,651 --> 00:55:26,644 You fucking hypocrite. 704 00:55:46,808 --> 00:55:50,801 The judge is calling you all into the courtroom. 705 00:55:53,248 --> 00:55:57,241 Okay, thanks. 706 00:56:25,514 --> 00:56:27,583 The number you are calling was blocked... 707 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:31,576 and cannot be called back using your last-call-return service. 708 00:56:42,097 --> 00:56:45,567 "We are still hopelessly deadlocked. 709 00:56:45,567 --> 00:56:49,560 "One juror refuses to deliberate, and can't be reasoned with. 710 00:56:49,605 --> 00:56:50,906 "What should we do now?" 711 00:56:50,906 --> 00:56:54,076 Your Honor, again, I must move for a mistrial. 712 00:56:54,076 --> 00:56:58,069 Your Honor, the government asks that you give them another Allen charge... 713 00:56:58,747 --> 00:57:01,450 to go back and try again. 714 00:57:01,450 --> 00:57:04,419 As much as I'd like to, this jury's been at it a long time. 715 00:57:04,419 --> 00:57:08,412 I don't see where one or two more days is going to change anything. 716 00:57:08,624 --> 00:57:12,617 Bring in the jury. 717 00:57:26,975 --> 00:57:30,968 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I see that you are hopelessly deadlocked... 718 00:57:31,613 --> 00:57:35,617 and I have no choice but to declare a mistrial. 719 00:57:35,617 --> 00:57:39,610 I know that you did the best you could. 720 00:57:39,955 --> 00:57:42,624 You have performed a valuable service. 721 00:57:42,624 --> 00:57:46,617 You may be excused. 722 00:58:00,442 --> 00:58:04,435 Stay in touch. Call me when your grandson is born. 723 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,673 I wouldn't want to think of you on that day. 724 00:58:13,355 --> 00:58:15,257 Dad. 725 00:58:15,257 --> 00:58:16,992 Battle of Tarawa. 726 00:58:16,992 --> 00:58:19,561 Marines had no air cover. 727 00:58:19,561 --> 00:58:23,554 It was a slaughter. 728 00:58:25,701 --> 00:58:28,170 War? I don't know. 729 00:58:28,170 --> 00:58:31,907 There's Coke in there. 730 00:58:31,907 --> 00:58:35,177 Can I move in here? 731 00:58:35,177 --> 00:58:38,680 - What's wrong with your room? - I can't take it anymore. 732 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,673 Mom's just on my case all the time. My dinner got cold. 733 00:58:42,851 --> 00:58:46,844 So, I was on the phone with Devin. We had to do an algebra problem. 734 00:58:53,228 --> 00:58:56,832 Look, I told you she's having a hard time right now. 735 00:58:56,832 --> 00:59:00,635 - She goes to a lot of trouble to cook meals. - I didn't ask her to. 736 00:59:00,635 --> 00:59:04,005 And it's not fair. Why do I have to get stuck with her? 737 00:59:04,005 --> 00:59:07,008 Don't talk about your mother like that. 738 00:59:07,008 --> 00:59:09,377 You don't have to put up with her shit anymore. 739 00:59:09,377 --> 00:59:13,370 I heard you tell her off out by the pool. 740 00:59:13,849 --> 00:59:15,717 You're not staying in here. 741 00:59:15,717 --> 00:59:17,953 - Get that out of your head right now. - Why not? 742 00:59:17,953 --> 00:59:21,946 It would hurt her feelings that you don't want to be in her part of the house. 743 00:59:23,892 --> 00:59:27,885 Your old amp's hooked back up. 744 00:59:34,503 --> 00:59:37,139 Be careful with that speaker. You banged the other one. 745 00:59:37,139 --> 00:59:39,441 What are you gonna do without your front speakers? 746 00:59:39,441 --> 00:59:42,310 - I'll take them. - They're just borrowing them. 747 00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:44,880 I'll come back for the amp. 748 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,873 You can come here and watch TV with me, but you can't stay here. 749 00:59:49,651 --> 00:59:53,644 Fuck. 750 00:59:55,457 --> 00:59:59,450 Go buy her one of those CDs she likes, and some flowers. 751 01:00:00,929 --> 01:00:04,922 Tell her you're sorry, that you'll try to be more considerate. 752 01:00:23,552 --> 01:00:27,545 We should call everybody, have a big party. 753 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:33,995 Call Volpe's and have them send over a couple of pies, but that's it. 754 01:00:33,995 --> 01:00:37,988 There's a hearty Burgundy still in the fridge. 755 01:00:42,637 --> 01:00:46,374 I don't suppose Tony would come... 756 01:00:46,374 --> 01:00:50,367 with what's going on up at that abattoir. 757 01:00:51,746 --> 01:00:55,739 I don't think so, Uncle Jun'. 758 01:01:00,255 --> 01:01:04,248 I want to get one large cheese and tomato, and then one with alici. 759 01:01:04,392 --> 01:01:08,385 Yeah, it's me. 760 01:01:10,332 --> 01:01:14,325 I got you to hold my hand 761 01:01:17,505 --> 01:01:19,674 Babe 762 01:01:19,674 --> 01:01:23,311 I got you, babe 763 01:01:23,311 --> 01:01:27,015 I got you, babe 764 01:01:27,015 --> 01:01:31,019 Go down by the cellar door. See if Murf left the envelope under the flagstone. 765 01:01:31,019 --> 01:01:34,155 He wouldn't have been around today. I'll go look later. 766 01:01:34,155 --> 01:01:37,525 Do it now. Is that asking so much? 767 01:01:37,525 --> 01:01:41,518 I just went through the trial of my life. 768 01:02:22,971 --> 01:02:24,940 To wonderful friends... 769 01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:27,108 to Alan's shark fin soup... 770 01:02:27,108 --> 01:02:29,144 and to a wonderful day. 771 01:02:29,144 --> 01:02:33,137 - Hear, hear. - Cheers. 772 01:02:34,916 --> 01:02:38,687 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents... 773 01:02:38,687 --> 01:02:40,388 the star of our show... 774 01:02:40,388 --> 01:02:43,558 direct from the bar, Dean Martin! 775 01:02:43,558 --> 01:02:47,551 What the hell? 776 01:02:54,669 --> 01:02:58,662 It's that boat. 777 01:03:09,951 --> 01:03:12,087 "Stugots"? 778 01:03:12,087 --> 01:03:13,822 Fucking goombah trash. 779 01:03:13,822 --> 01:03:17,592 This whole shoreline's turning into the Gulf of Sorrento. 780 01:03:17,592 --> 01:03:21,585 Buddy! Turn it down! 781 01:04:10,845 --> 01:04:13,915 Been waiting long? 782 01:04:13,915 --> 01:04:16,851 Sorry, I was interviewing divorce lawyers. 783 01:04:16,851 --> 01:04:20,555 That's why I always ask myself, "Is it worth it financially?" 784 01:04:20,555 --> 01:04:23,324 You and Ginny are the old married couple. 785 01:04:23,324 --> 01:04:27,317 Marriage can be very hard work if both aren't pulling that load. 786 01:04:29,664 --> 01:04:33,468 I was wondering, why the delay? 787 01:04:33,468 --> 01:04:35,804 I was gonna call you. 788 01:04:35,804 --> 01:04:39,707 You're not gonna be happy. 789 01:04:39,707 --> 01:04:42,911 I'm out. 790 01:04:42,911 --> 01:04:45,580 Whacking a boss is bad for business. 791 01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:48,083 - And now that he's settled... - We can weather it. 792 01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:52,020 It's not just the internal upheaval. 793 01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:55,557 Mr. And Mrs. John Q. America, by and large, they sit still for our shit. 794 01:04:55,557 --> 01:04:58,460 So, people get ripped off, they figure it's not them. 795 01:04:58,460 --> 01:05:01,329 But if it's the fucking O.K. Corral out there... 796 01:05:01,329 --> 01:05:05,166 the Feds take heat. 797 01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:09,159 - This is very disappointing. - I know. 798 01:05:09,204 --> 01:05:12,373 But he's an old man. You're gonna get your chance soon enough. 799 01:05:12,373 --> 01:05:16,044 Don't go into coaching, Tony. It's not your long suit. 800 01:05:16,044 --> 01:05:20,014 - What I was gonna say... - Tomorrow, I go in to work. 801 01:05:20,014 --> 01:05:23,084 "Creeps on this petty pace." 802 01:05:23,084 --> 01:05:25,520 And I take orders from him again? 803 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:29,513 Or that disgusting, fucking, cocksucker idiot son of his? 804 01:05:33,628 --> 01:05:37,621 - I shouldn't be hearing that. - Really? 805 01:05:41,236 --> 01:05:44,239 What I was gonna say was... 806 01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:46,841 it's a major step... 807 01:05:46,841 --> 01:05:50,545 but if you wanna do it, without me as a partner... 808 01:05:50,545 --> 01:05:53,081 you do what you gotta do. 809 01:05:53,081 --> 01:05:56,184 I will never, ever reveal any conversation we ever had. 810 01:05:56,184 --> 01:06:00,177 The thing is, we had those conversations. Your mouth was moving along with mine. 811 01:06:00,588 --> 01:06:04,581 We just go back about our business at the Esplanade, like it never happened? 812 01:06:06,361 --> 01:06:09,197 - That would be the healthy choice. - Healthy for who? 813 01:06:09,197 --> 01:06:13,168 Why the fuck would I ever trust somebody who'd leave me holding my cock like this? 814 01:06:13,168 --> 01:06:17,161 - I shouldn't have heard that either. - There you go. 815 01:06:17,405 --> 01:06:21,398 There's the fucking problem. 816 01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:32,576 I still consider you a dear friend. 817 01:07:11,726 --> 01:07:15,719 They're actually moored about two and a half centimeters away from the fire. 818 01:07:15,797 --> 01:07:19,790 So, they are finally making a little bit of an impact with their buckets. 819 01:07:23,905 --> 01:07:27,898 I didn't know you were in the house. 820 01:07:28,009 --> 01:07:32,002 - Just stopped by to pick up a few things. - Fine. 821 01:07:37,051 --> 01:07:41,044 The geeks are really making some progress now! 822 01:07:43,258 --> 01:07:45,360 Turn that off and come here. 823 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,861 Got something to say to your mom. 824 01:07:46,861 --> 01:07:48,930 I might as well tell you at the same time. 825 01:07:48,930 --> 01:07:52,923 - It's almost over. - Now. 826 01:08:04,212 --> 01:08:08,205 I've been thinking about things, me living out there. 827 01:08:09,117 --> 01:08:13,110 I've decided it's probably not a good idea. 828 01:08:24,565 --> 01:08:28,558 What's going on? 829 01:08:31,139 --> 01:08:32,907 I was just telling everybody... 830 01:08:32,907 --> 01:08:36,900 it's probably better if I don't live here anymore. 831 01:08:39,547 --> 01:08:43,084 Because I wanted to stay in there with you? I won't ask. 832 01:08:43,084 --> 01:08:47,077 - I just got pissed off. - He asked to live with you? 833 01:08:51,726 --> 01:08:55,719 No, A.J. Come here. 834 01:08:57,198 --> 01:09:01,191 That's not why. 835 01:09:02,937 --> 01:09:06,930 - Where are you gonna go? - Don't worry about it. 836 01:09:11,779 --> 01:09:15,783 You should go back to counseling. 837 01:09:15,783 --> 01:09:19,776 It's better this way. 838 01:09:21,889 --> 01:09:23,658 He's making the right decision. 839 01:09:23,658 --> 01:09:27,362 He'll get a place, you will go and visit. It'll be better, you'll see. 840 01:09:27,362 --> 01:09:31,299 You guys could still get back together maybe. Right? 841 01:09:31,299 --> 01:09:34,736 Yeah, sure. 842 01:09:34,736 --> 01:09:38,729 We're still close. 843 01:09:55,723 --> 01:09:59,716 God, is there nothing to eat in this house? 844 01:10:32,927 --> 01:10:36,297 Be careful. 845 01:10:36,297 --> 01:10:40,290 I'll be at the Plaza. 846 01:11:45,233 --> 01:11:49,226 Well, I don't drink anymore. I freeze it now and I eat it like a Popsicle. 847 01:11:51,973 --> 01:11:55,476 A drink never hurt nobody. You remember the great words of Joe E. Lewis. 848 01:11:55,476 --> 01:11:59,113 He says, "You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on. " 849 01:11:59,113 --> 01:12:03,106 Fucking gangster asshole! 850 01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:07,755 I'll call the police. 851 01:12:07,755 --> 01:12:11,748 He'll just turn it down again when the police boat comes. 852 01:12:16,898 --> 01:12:18,399 The coast guard. 853 01:12:18,399 --> 01:12:22,392 He can keep paying those $200 fines forever, Alan! 854 01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:25,339 You've gotta let it go, Alan! 855 01:12:25,339 --> 01:12:29,332 Give him his money! God!