1 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,640 Here he is, Mr. Clean. 2 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:57,739 - Want some coffee? - Where's your dirties? 3 00:01:57,774 --> 00:01:59,539 I'll get 'em. 4 00:02:10,238 --> 00:02:12,103 What? 5 00:02:12,138 --> 00:02:14,588 I don't know. It's... it's... 6 00:02:14,623 --> 00:02:16,830 it's hard seeing you like this. 7 00:02:16,865 --> 00:02:19,038 What, working, with a real job? 8 00:02:21,438 --> 00:02:24,738 It's like I've been telling Feech, it's been a long strange trip. 9 00:02:26,037 --> 00:02:27,437 Feech? 10 00:02:31,937 --> 00:02:34,637 Anyway, it's the luck of the draw, that shit. 11 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:37,337 Could've just as easily been me that went away. 12 00:02:39,037 --> 00:02:41,886 Come on, I was gonna be there that night of the hijack. 13 00:02:41,921 --> 00:02:44,736 Well, it ain't like you came away totally unscathed. 14 00:02:44,836 --> 00:02:48,836 No, a couple of goons jumped me and cut my head open. 15 00:02:48,871 --> 00:02:51,536 I couldn't go. Still... 16 00:02:51,636 --> 00:02:55,536 They could've killed ya. You ended up in the E.R. 17 00:02:55,570 --> 00:02:58,335 Got 16 stitches. You got 15 years. 18 00:02:58,435 --> 00:03:00,335 You always were a lucky fuck. 19 00:03:00,435 --> 00:03:02,335 Well, that's not completely true. 20 00:03:02,435 --> 00:03:05,035 I got a lotta sorrows in my life. 21 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:07,435 Like him for example. 22 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,599 Thanks for lunch. 23 00:03:23,634 --> 00:03:26,533 Stick with me, kid, I'll have ya eating lunch like that every day. 24 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,333 I'm serious about this massage therapy. 25 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:33,833 Well, you should keep a square job like that for appearances. 26 00:03:33,868 --> 00:03:35,698 Look at me with the bakery. 27 00:03:35,733 --> 00:03:39,233 I told my cousin I wanna stay a civilian. 28 00:03:39,268 --> 00:03:41,532 Ah, yes. The boy king. 29 00:03:41,632 --> 00:03:45,932 Can I trust you if I talk to you frankly about him? 30 00:03:59,231 --> 00:04:02,731 - What are you doing? - I gotta make a stop. 31 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:21,595 What the fuck you doing? 32 00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:24,330 - Excuse me? - What the fuck are you doing? 33 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,030 I'm trimming a lawn. 34 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:28,529 My nephew does the lawns in this neighborhood. 35 00:04:28,564 --> 00:04:30,929 I been working this neighborhood for 26 years. 36 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:34,529 Are you fucking deaf? I said my nephew has this area, 37 00:04:34,629 --> 00:04:38,929 - Gary La Manna. - Fuck off, huh? I'm busy here. 38 00:04:43,728 --> 00:04:46,093 You want me to fuck off? 39 00:04:46,128 --> 00:04:49,828 How about I fuck off all over your stupid fucking face, 40 00:04:49,863 --> 00:04:52,228 you fucking mutt? Huh? 41 00:05:00,627 --> 00:05:02,827 You don't work this neighborhood! 42 00:05:05,027 --> 00:05:07,127 Jesus Christ, we're on parole. 43 00:05:07,162 --> 00:05:09,627 What the fuck you doing? 44 00:05:15,526 --> 00:05:18,726 Anthony said the cable box has to be on. 45 00:05:18,761 --> 00:05:20,391 It's on, I'm doing it. 46 00:05:20,426 --> 00:05:22,926 But let me tell ya, our glass house couples 47 00:05:22,961 --> 00:05:25,426 could probably decorate in about 24 hours. 48 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,725 They have to, each week. 49 00:05:31,825 --> 00:05:34,175 Tony's whole life was horses... 50 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,617 - No, it's not her. - That's Judy! 51 00:05:36,652 --> 00:05:38,990 - No, it's not Judy! - The fuck? 52 00:05:39,025 --> 00:05:41,625 - Yes, it is, of course it is. - Why am I on there? 53 00:05:41,725 --> 00:05:44,789 - What? - Holy shit. I've seen Judy! 54 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:47,974 - That's not you. - What's that, my trial? 55 00:05:48,009 --> 00:05:50,616 Know the eyes. - No, I do know the eyes... 56 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:53,037 Come on! I've seen my daughter call her Judy! 57 00:05:53,072 --> 00:05:55,424 - Sweet Judy Brown Eyes... - That's Bobby. 58 00:05:55,524 --> 00:05:58,223 What the fuck is this? 59 00:05:58,323 --> 00:06:03,023 Junior, it's not you, it's a TV program, a movie. 60 00:06:03,123 --> 00:06:05,623 Judy, what? 61 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,222 Ton', he's here. 62 00:06:23,622 --> 00:06:26,922 - Tony, hey, thanks for seeing me. - How are ya? 63 00:06:27,022 --> 00:06:28,921 How are you? 64 00:06:31,821 --> 00:06:35,021 You want something? Coffee, bialy? 65 00:06:35,121 --> 00:06:36,621 No, I'm good, thank you. 66 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:43,320 What's on your mind? 67 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,820 Well, honestly, I'll get right to the point. 68 00:06:48,855 --> 00:06:51,020 As regards to your uncle, 69 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,820 'cause of the promotion and all, 70 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,120 I kinda thought I'd be out on the street more. 71 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:59,069 Staying off the street nowadays is a good thing, no? 72 00:06:59,104 --> 00:07:02,919 - It's a joke. - I know, I mean I'm not complaining. 73 00:07:03,019 --> 00:07:04,984 It's just it's over a year, and I'm still 74 00:07:05,019 --> 00:07:07,819 - picking up prescriptions. - What do ya need, money? 75 00:07:07,854 --> 00:07:09,819 All I want is a chance to earn. 76 00:07:09,919 --> 00:07:12,219 I mean, I'm happy to do it, it's just 40 minutes 77 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:13,783 I spent at Rite Aids yesterday 78 00:07:13,818 --> 00:07:16,618 getting him some stool softener that was on sale. 79 00:07:16,718 --> 00:07:19,518 With Jan and the kids to feed now... 80 00:07:19,553 --> 00:07:22,318 How's she doing anyways, my sister? 81 00:07:22,353 --> 00:07:24,983 She sleeps a lot. It's hard. 82 00:07:25,018 --> 00:07:26,918 Still with the Epstein-Barr, huh? 83 00:07:26,953 --> 00:07:28,817 It's tough on her. I don't know... 84 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:31,017 two kids, a ready-made family. 85 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:34,717 She's prone to depression, frankly. 86 00:07:34,752 --> 00:07:36,317 Mmm. 87 00:07:36,417 --> 00:07:38,967 I mean, not that I have any regrets. 88 00:07:39,002 --> 00:07:41,517 No, no, course not, she's a good kid. 89 00:07:42,617 --> 00:07:44,516 Look, Bobby, marriage... 90 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:49,416 or any partnership for that matter, is a give and a take. 91 00:07:52,516 --> 00:07:54,816 All right, look. 92 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:57,281 I hear what you're saying, 93 00:07:57,316 --> 00:07:59,715 but the truth is I depend on you. 94 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,680 Beppy, Tommy... come on. 95 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:05,580 You're the only one I can trust over there. 96 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,815 And believe it or not, it's important to me that he's cared for. 97 00:08:13,814 --> 00:08:17,014 All right, let me figure out how to take care of you. 98 00:08:17,049 --> 00:08:20,214 Maybe you could make more collections or something. 99 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:23,114 Thanks, Ton'. I appreciate it. 100 00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:25,014 Yeah, all right. 101 00:08:26,314 --> 00:08:28,214 All right. 102 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,178 And Friday we have fish, 103 00:08:36,213 --> 00:08:39,113 if you're Catholic, so that's nice. 104 00:08:39,148 --> 00:08:41,113 Sounds like the Ritz. 105 00:08:41,213 --> 00:08:42,913 Ya gotta see her, Aunt Mary, 106 00:08:43,013 --> 00:08:45,012 she's the belle of the ball over there. 107 00:08:45,047 --> 00:08:47,712 Here, Ma, rest those dogs. 108 00:08:54,612 --> 00:08:58,212 Hey, what's going on? Nobody cutting the lawn? 109 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,828 Oh, Madonn'. Mr. Vitro, the gardener, 110 00:09:00,863 --> 00:09:03,411 somebody beat him up, broke his arm. 111 00:09:03,511 --> 00:09:06,511 - God forbid. - Sal Vitro? 112 00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:09,511 - Who beat him up? - Some men in a Cadillac. 113 00:09:09,546 --> 00:09:11,376 He was mowing a lawn on Kimball Street. 114 00:09:11,411 --> 00:09:14,210 The man said he didn't want him in the neighborhood. 115 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:16,910 Poor Sal, what a nice man he is. 116 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:20,410 He put my garbage cans out every time he cut my grass. 117 00:09:20,445 --> 00:09:22,510 What's his name, Aunt Mary? 118 00:09:22,610 --> 00:09:26,110 - Salvatore Vitro. - Ma, the guy that beat him up. 119 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:30,309 Man came by and said he was gonna cut the lawns. 120 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:33,109 I said, "No, I want Mr. Vitro." 121 00:09:33,209 --> 00:09:36,559 "E. Gary La Manna, Landscaping." 122 00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:39,909 - Do you know him? - Eat your scones. 123 00:09:40,009 --> 00:09:42,009 I'll straighten it out. 124 00:09:44,109 --> 00:09:47,608 95.5, WPLJ in Brooklyn. 125 00:09:48,808 --> 00:09:53,008 - Sorry, we're not open. - What, not open? 126 00:09:53,108 --> 00:09:56,108 A man in your position turning away fucking business now? 127 00:09:56,143 --> 00:09:58,308 I didn't know it was you, Lorraine. 128 00:09:58,343 --> 00:10:01,207 Here ya go. That's most of it. 129 00:10:04,307 --> 00:10:07,507 Let me ask you a question, Dan. 130 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,807 Say I'm some big nigger standing here instead of a woman, 131 00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:12,807 you still gonna tell me you got most of it? 132 00:10:12,907 --> 00:10:14,906 Let's go, chop-chop, pay the woman. 133 00:10:24,306 --> 00:10:28,006 Phil, hey. I was just thinking about you. 134 00:10:28,106 --> 00:10:30,005 Those Islander tickets, right? 135 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,205 How about this humidity? 136 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,370 Hey! Hey! 137 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:39,770 - Guys, please, whatever this is... - Shut up. 138 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:43,205 Two times you were told to kick up to fucking Johnny Sack. 139 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,604 And what do you do? You kick up to Little Carmine? 140 00:10:45,639 --> 00:10:47,969 - Tape her. - No! No! 141 00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:51,004 Little Carmine, he was my father's friend! 142 00:10:51,104 --> 00:10:53,604 Philly, Joey, look... okay, okay, okay. 143 00:10:53,704 --> 00:10:55,904 You're right, I'm sorry. I'll pay you, okay? 144 00:10:56,004 --> 00:10:58,904 I'll do anything you want. I'll suck your cock, okay? 145 00:10:58,939 --> 00:11:01,168 All of you guys! 146 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,603 - You'll suck our cocks? - Yeah! 147 00:11:03,703 --> 00:11:06,968 She any good? 148 00:11:07,003 --> 00:11:09,403 What am I asking you for? You probably showed her how. 149 00:11:09,438 --> 00:11:10,968 - Shut up. - Please, guys. 150 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:14,303 Relax. This'll muffle the shot. 151 00:11:16,102 --> 00:11:18,502 Adios, you fucking skank. 152 00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:27,402 Hey, look at this, Joey. 153 00:11:27,502 --> 00:11:29,502 Today's her lucky day. 154 00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:33,201 Only made it to the R's. 155 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:36,201 Next time, there'll be no next time. 156 00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:38,001 Come on. 157 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,401 Take as long as you like, no rush. 158 00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:46,265 I've got my "Times Crossword" 159 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,000 and Agnes here will get you anything you need. 160 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,100 Thanks, Mel. 161 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,200 So how's it being home, Angelo? 162 00:11:52,235 --> 00:11:54,200 Enjoying living with your daughter? 163 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,500 It's like paradise. I eat like a pharaoh, 164 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,699 - I got my own room, cable TV. - I have cable. 165 00:12:01,799 --> 00:12:03,799 My grandson, he asked me... he says, 166 00:12:03,899 --> 00:12:06,264 how come he never met his grandpa before? 167 00:12:06,299 --> 00:12:08,999 I said, "Because Grandpa's been in Special Forces." 168 00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:10,799 First he was afraid of me, 169 00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:13,099 but I said, "Come on, we'll get some ice cream. 170 00:12:13,134 --> 00:12:15,299 - We'll go to the park. It'll be..." - Well anyway, 171 00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:17,798 - here we all are. - Right. 172 00:12:17,898 --> 00:12:20,898 I called you boys because Lorraine calls me and she said 173 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:23,715 there's a situation in our family that's gotten outta hand 174 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,498 - with John and Little Carmine. - This fucking Johnny, 175 00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:28,815 he wouldn't even let the maggots get on Carmine 176 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:31,097 before he's telling me to kick up direct to him. 177 00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:33,597 Problem is Carmine never named a successor. 178 00:12:33,632 --> 00:12:35,397 We all assumed it'd be Johnny 179 00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:38,897 'cause the son's down in Miami with the discos and the whatnot. 180 00:12:38,997 --> 00:12:41,097 He's grabbing with both hands, John. 181 00:12:41,197 --> 00:12:42,962 This could get ugly. 182 00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:46,596 There's a lotta potential for bloodshed. 183 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:49,396 Potential? They almost killed us. 184 00:12:49,496 --> 00:12:51,496 Jason, men are talking here. 185 00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:55,861 Now you're close to John. 186 00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:58,396 - You have any ideas? - What are you asking him for? 187 00:12:58,431 --> 00:13:00,896 He never even had the makings of a varsity athlete. 188 00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:05,895 Your point being what, Junior? 189 00:13:05,995 --> 00:13:08,495 Oh, forget it, he's just breaking balls. 190 00:13:11,095 --> 00:13:13,145 All right, one thought I had 191 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,195 in the interest of harmony, 192 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,994 maybe there could be a power-sharing situation. 193 00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:20,359 The Sopranos have two bosses. 194 00:13:20,394 --> 00:13:22,894 That's not all it's cracked up to be, believe you me. 195 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:25,694 Let's not get into that right now, okay? 196 00:13:28,494 --> 00:13:30,594 What I was thinking was three bosses, 197 00:13:30,629 --> 00:13:33,093 a triumvir-thing, like Caesar. 198 00:13:33,193 --> 00:13:36,593 - Little Carmine, Johnny and you. - I'm retired. 199 00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:38,993 You were Carmine's consigliere for over 30 years. 200 00:13:39,093 --> 00:13:41,593 If it wasn't for that construction beef down in Yonkers 201 00:13:41,693 --> 00:13:43,393 it'd be you running that family today. 202 00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:46,392 - Things happen how they happen. - Think about it. 203 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:48,357 Doesn't have to be 9:00 to 5:00. 204 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,957 You could still take your grandson to the park. 205 00:13:50,992 --> 00:13:54,392 Things get heavy, you're just another voice to weigh in. 206 00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:57,792 And John still does better financially 207 00:13:57,892 --> 00:14:00,192 than he ever did under Carmine. 208 00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:07,291 There he is. Salvatore, my Dali. 209 00:14:15,591 --> 00:14:17,555 My aunt told me about it. 210 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,790 I mean, what'd I ever do to this guy? 211 00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,440 They released these fucks from the can. 212 00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:24,990 Obviously, he wasn't rehabilitated. 213 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,190 It's my livelihood. 214 00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:30,490 I don't have a yard no more, Sally, I'm in a condo. 215 00:14:30,525 --> 00:14:32,656 Otherwise, you know, I'd have ya out there 216 00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:34,789 with your snippers, even with your bum wing. 217 00:14:34,889 --> 00:14:37,289 My wife, at this point... 218 00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:40,789 she's got me thinking about going to the cops. 219 00:14:40,889 --> 00:14:43,889 What are you talking about? Where are you from? 220 00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:48,988 - I don't know what to do. - You got friends, don't ya? 221 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,788 - I always steered clear of stuff. - What stuff? 222 00:14:51,888 --> 00:14:53,853 I go, I talk to the guy for ya. 223 00:14:53,888 --> 00:14:56,588 Get you back your stops. I know him. 224 00:14:57,788 --> 00:14:59,588 Yeah? 225 00:14:59,688 --> 00:15:03,087 So you give me a token, I don't know, couple percent. 226 00:15:08,487 --> 00:15:10,787 Thanks, Paulie. 227 00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:16,687 This one and the next one. 228 00:15:29,786 --> 00:15:32,885 There he is, the king of breadsticks. 229 00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:35,485 I'll give you a breadstick up your ass. Come here, you. 230 00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:40,485 Come on, sit down. 231 00:15:44,285 --> 00:15:47,285 So, how's the kid, huh, Tony? 232 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,051 He's good, you know. But ask me, 233 00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:52,749 he should've stood with Carmela. 234 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:55,249 Some men need wives, huh? Tell you when to shit 235 00:15:55,284 --> 00:15:57,784 - and when to scratch your ass. - Who needs them, huh? 236 00:15:57,884 --> 00:16:00,284 What can I do for you, Paul? 237 00:16:00,384 --> 00:16:03,983 I got a guy, I think you may have run into him, 238 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,783 gardener name of Sal Vitro. 239 00:16:05,818 --> 00:16:08,248 Does my aunt's grass. 240 00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:11,183 He says your nephew's moving into his neighborhood, 241 00:16:11,218 --> 00:16:13,448 - Franklin Parkway. - His neighborhood? 242 00:16:13,483 --> 00:16:15,583 He's been working there since back when I lived there. 243 00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:18,347 Anyway, I'm here putting in a word for the kid. 244 00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:22,182 So do me a favor, huh? You and your nephew over there, lay off. 245 00:16:25,282 --> 00:16:28,882 - Hey, biscotti? - No. 246 00:16:28,982 --> 00:16:31,082 You know Mr. Jerry, 247 00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:33,681 the fruit who owns those hair salons, huh? 248 00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:35,746 He came to me the other day, 249 00:16:35,781 --> 00:16:38,081 he asked me to take his action on the Knicks. 250 00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:42,681 Jerry's my fucking customer, for years now. 251 00:16:42,716 --> 00:16:44,746 Which is why I told him no. 252 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:48,380 This gardener, he cut the hair on your balls, too? 253 00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:49,945 He's a friend of my Aunt Mary's. 254 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,945 Which is why he don't belong to nobody. 255 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:55,680 What do you know about who belongs to what? You been away 20 years! 256 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,880 - Which entitles me to earn! - Which entitles you to shit. 257 00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:01,680 In my book, you get points for staying outta the can. 258 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:05,479 Good thing for me, then, that your book don't mean oogatz to me! 259 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:07,879 What's yours is yours, Paulie, 260 00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:10,179 but what ain't is anybody else's! 261 00:17:10,214 --> 00:17:12,346 Now do yourself a fucking favor 262 00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:14,479 and get the fuck outta my store! 263 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,443 So are we picking Bobby up, 264 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,328 or is he gonna meet us at Uncle Jun's? 265 00:17:28,363 --> 00:17:30,178 He took the kids to the 12:00 mass. 266 00:17:31,678 --> 00:17:33,677 I didn't know he was religious. 267 00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:36,927 At this point he'll try anything, I guess. 268 00:17:36,962 --> 00:17:40,042 Bobby Jr. Started wetting his bed again. 269 00:17:40,077 --> 00:17:44,177 - Practically every night. - Bobby came by to see me the other day. 270 00:17:44,212 --> 00:17:46,677 Really? 271 00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:51,876 So we discuss his career, I'm his wife. 272 00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:54,541 Sometimes he needs a push. 273 00:17:54,576 --> 00:17:58,076 Junior's your uncle too, in case you wanna play more of an active role... 274 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,041 I try, believe me. 275 00:18:00,076 --> 00:18:03,576 Despite all the work I have with my own family. 276 00:18:07,675 --> 00:18:10,175 You know, I cook for Bobby and the kids every night. 277 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,175 I did Sunday dinner at my house, 278 00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:14,075 and now I gotta prepare the starters 279 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,240 and schlep 'em to Uncle Jun's. 280 00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:18,575 Yeah, Barb's helping out all the way down from Brewster. 281 00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:20,274 Barbara's kids are normal. 282 00:18:22,074 --> 00:18:25,074 This family stuff, these Sunday dinners, 283 00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:26,974 they're important, Janice. 284 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,874 Hey, Jan. Julio? 285 00:18:31,974 --> 00:18:34,373 - Help me get this order? - Okay. 286 00:18:39,973 --> 00:18:43,873 You know, every day I understand more and more what Ma went through. 287 00:18:43,908 --> 00:18:45,938 I mean we bitch about her, but I tell you, 288 00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:49,472 it is less and less a mystery why she was the way she was. 289 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:52,972 - She chose to be that way. - You don't choose that, Tony. 290 00:18:53,072 --> 00:18:56,637 An ungrateful husband, selfish kids. 291 00:18:56,672 --> 00:19:00,572 - How's that food that Janice prepared? - Two more minutes. 292 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,437 Artie's re-sautéing the mushrooms. 293 00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:05,371 Could I get you a glass of wine, something to drink? 294 00:19:05,406 --> 00:19:08,171 - No, I'm good. - I'll have a pinot grigio. 295 00:19:13,171 --> 00:19:15,371 20 minutes, start the shells. 296 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:25,870 Just redoing the mushrooms, two minutes tops. 297 00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:28,270 Well relax, I just... 298 00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:30,570 came in to say hello. 299 00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:39,769 - So how you doing? - Hanging in. 300 00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:43,569 Heard you were over there at the Motel 6. 301 00:19:43,604 --> 00:19:45,569 My aunt took the house back. 302 00:19:45,669 --> 00:19:48,369 I'm moving in with my cousin at the end of the month. 303 00:19:53,868 --> 00:19:57,133 Look, if you want, I'm staying over at my mother's 304 00:19:57,168 --> 00:19:59,968 and the place is empty. You can bunk with me for a while. 305 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,068 No. Thank you. 306 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,032 I was talking with my cousin, Tony B, 307 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,667 and he said it's fucking stupid that we're on the outs. 308 00:20:07,702 --> 00:20:10,367 I'm telling ya, the place is just sitting there, 309 00:20:10,402 --> 00:20:11,932 two extra bedrooms. 310 00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:14,767 - I don't know. - Why not? 311 00:20:14,802 --> 00:20:17,532 Artie, we're like brothers. 312 00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:20,666 How long are we gonna hold a grudge? 313 00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:25,966 - Thanks, Ton'. Thank you very much. - Yeah, all right. 314 00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:29,666 All right. 315 00:20:36,865 --> 00:20:39,165 Listen, I gotta talk to you about your linens... 316 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,830 the napkins and tablecloths, all that shit. 317 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,865 I got something going. I think I can save you like 70%. 318 00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:53,714 There's been a lot of progress to the facade. 319 00:20:53,749 --> 00:20:55,964 In some instances, all of the paint comes off. 320 00:20:56,064 --> 00:20:57,929 Now tell me, what product is used... 321 00:20:57,964 --> 00:21:01,464 I don't get these old antique houses. They're grimy looking. 322 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,028 We gonna eat today or what? 323 00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:10,063 Barbara and Tom aren't here yet with the entrees, Uncle Jun'. 324 00:21:10,098 --> 00:21:12,228 When were they supposed to come? 325 00:21:12,263 --> 00:21:15,463 2:00, I told you five minutes ago. Here. 326 00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:18,763 Why don't we start on the macaroni? Everybody come on! 327 00:21:20,263 --> 00:21:23,927 Bolognese has meat, obviously, the marinara doesn't. 328 00:21:23,962 --> 00:21:27,762 And Barb will be here with the chicken parm and the veal pizzaiola. 329 00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:33,462 So Anthony, how'd you guys do against Delbarton last season? 330 00:21:33,562 --> 00:21:36,826 - Not so good, we lost both times. - It's that line coach. 331 00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:40,261 "Star-Ledger" says Delbarton's gonna be even tougher this coming year 332 00:21:40,296 --> 00:21:43,261 - with that Chinese kid. - Your father never had the makings 333 00:21:43,361 --> 00:21:45,961 - of a varsity athlete. - Oh, what the...? 334 00:21:48,461 --> 00:21:51,410 - What the hell's with you? - What? 335 00:21:51,445 --> 00:21:54,325 It's not true. I lettered in football. 336 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:58,060 - You never played college ball. - College? 337 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,360 Those guys from Seton Hall were seven feet tall some of them. 338 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:03,860 Took an academic leave anyway. 339 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,459 Small hands, that was your problem. 340 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,959 Oh yeah, Daddy always said that. 341 00:22:10,059 --> 00:22:12,559 That's not the point. 342 00:22:12,659 --> 00:22:15,859 What is it with you and this obsession with this varsity crap? 343 00:22:17,159 --> 00:22:18,924 The other day you said it. 344 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:22,358 When I was a kid you told the girl cousins the same thing, it was hurtful. 345 00:22:22,393 --> 00:22:25,758 - Tony, relax, it's not a big deal. - It's undermining! 346 00:22:25,858 --> 00:22:28,958 And it's the kinda stuff I'm teaching my kids not to do. 347 00:22:28,993 --> 00:22:31,758 So I don't wanna hear it again! End of subject! 348 00:22:36,257 --> 00:22:38,157 Honey, pass me the ricotta, please. 349 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:39,757 Hello? 350 00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:42,922 - In here! Hey! - Hi, sorry we're late. 351 00:22:42,957 --> 00:22:45,857 - The Tappan Zee was a nightmare. - Checking the trucks again. 352 00:22:45,957 --> 00:22:49,557 Well, sit down and dig into this medley of pastas that Janice whipped up. 353 00:22:49,592 --> 00:22:52,656 - How you doing, Uncle Jun'? - I don't like tardiness. 354 00:22:52,691 --> 00:22:56,221 - Let me unwrap these. - This looks great. 355 00:22:56,256 --> 00:22:58,956 - Thank you. - So coming down I heard on the radio, 356 00:22:59,056 --> 00:23:02,356 looks like the Jets are gonna grab that kid from Tulsa, that tight end. 357 00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:05,156 We still get those season tickets, big brother? 358 00:23:05,256 --> 00:23:07,055 He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. 359 00:23:07,155 --> 00:23:09,255 - Son of a bitch! - What? 360 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,605 - Did I just tell you not to say that? - Say what? 361 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,855 You don't like the way I talk, get outta my house! 362 00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:15,055 - Here we go. - Tony... 363 00:23:15,155 --> 00:23:17,620 No "Tony" shit! Get your coat, we're leaving. 364 00:23:17,655 --> 00:23:20,255 - I don't have a coat. - Well then get moving, God damn it! 365 00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:22,819 Will someone please tell me what's going on? 366 00:23:22,854 --> 00:23:25,554 It's my last Sunday dinner here, that's what's going on. 367 00:23:30,754 --> 00:23:33,319 Uncle Jun', was that really necessary? 368 00:23:33,354 --> 00:23:36,554 He's a goddamn hothouse flower, that's his problem. 369 00:23:43,553 --> 00:23:46,953 Thank you for getting my TV fixed, Paulie. 370 00:23:58,052 --> 00:24:01,517 It's such a sin. He fired his Spanish helper. 371 00:24:01,552 --> 00:24:04,752 Took his boy outta college 'cause he couldn't afford it anymore. 372 00:24:04,787 --> 00:24:07,751 He said it's his last time coming here. 373 00:24:16,351 --> 00:24:19,551 - You speak to the man? - I'll see you later. 374 00:24:41,449 --> 00:24:43,614 So what's up? 375 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:46,749 Nothing, I thought we'd be first in line for opening day. 376 00:24:46,849 --> 00:24:48,949 Peanuts are on me. 377 00:24:50,049 --> 00:24:52,114 Angelo Garepe came to see me. 378 00:24:52,149 --> 00:24:54,248 - Mm-hmm. - Lorraine Calluzzo reached out. 379 00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:58,248 Fucking twat. Didn't you fuck her once? 380 00:24:58,283 --> 00:25:00,665 Yeah, a million years ago. 381 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,048 What, is nothing a secret? 382 00:25:03,148 --> 00:25:05,448 Obviously you wanna maintain stability, 383 00:25:05,548 --> 00:25:07,847 but having Phil Leotardo smack your shies around, 384 00:25:07,947 --> 00:25:09,412 is that the smartest thing? 385 00:25:09,447 --> 00:25:12,112 I gotta nip this Little Carmine shit in the bud. 386 00:25:12,147 --> 00:25:15,347 Otherwise I could see a lot of people start fucking around. 387 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:17,612 Power vacuum, the capos bide their time, 388 00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:19,947 nobody's sure who to pay, so nobody gets paid. 389 00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:22,247 All right, I hear you. 390 00:25:22,347 --> 00:25:23,946 No one likes that cunt anyway. 391 00:25:24,046 --> 00:25:26,546 Any problem, she's "Whack this one, whack that one". 392 00:25:26,581 --> 00:25:28,446 Never enough body count for Lorraine. 393 00:25:28,546 --> 00:25:30,446 Fuck her, let her taste her own medicine! 394 00:25:30,546 --> 00:25:31,946 All right, whatever. 395 00:25:33,446 --> 00:25:35,596 I'll tell you something else. In large measure, 396 00:25:35,631 --> 00:25:38,087 I blame you for this shit with Little Carmine. 397 00:25:38,122 --> 00:25:40,510 - What the fuck did I do? - You legitimized him. 398 00:25:40,545 --> 00:25:43,145 Man of your stature goes to Florida to see that schmuck? 399 00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:44,445 All right. Come on, huh? 400 00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:47,245 We both agree that little Carmine's a fucking asshole, 401 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,945 but the fact is he's got a following loyal to his old man. 402 00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:51,910 So? 403 00:25:51,945 --> 00:25:55,244 So, Angelo had an idea. 404 00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:57,444 What if... 405 00:25:57,544 --> 00:26:00,944 and he's just floating this to keep the peace... 406 00:26:00,979 --> 00:26:02,609 Mm-hmm. 407 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,894 What if there was a power-sharing situation? 408 00:26:05,929 --> 00:26:09,108 - Power sharing. - You're all in charge equally, 409 00:26:09,143 --> 00:26:12,043 but no major decisions can be made without a majority of two. 410 00:26:12,078 --> 00:26:13,508 What the fuck? 411 00:26:13,543 --> 00:26:16,493 Hey, this way you're not such a big target for the feds. 412 00:26:16,528 --> 00:26:19,443 Three of the other families have this kind of arrangement. 413 00:26:19,543 --> 00:26:22,808 What's this, the fucking U.N. now? 414 00:26:22,843 --> 00:26:25,942 - All right forget it! Forget I said it! - Fuck that! 415 00:26:31,642 --> 00:26:33,807 Everyone deserves to choose how they feel, 416 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,342 to experience the love, the joy, the happiness, the passion. 417 00:26:37,442 --> 00:26:40,341 - Where's Junior? - Upstairs taking a nap. 418 00:26:40,441 --> 00:26:43,841 The garage is open, his car is gone. 419 00:26:46,141 --> 00:26:49,706 - Where is he? - I'm telling you, I don't know. 420 00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:53,540 You don't think somebody put the snatch on him, do you? 421 00:26:53,575 --> 00:26:55,940 When did you see him last? 422 00:26:55,975 --> 00:26:58,340 An hour ago. Two. 423 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:04,040 I fell asleep. Maybe he drove to the store. 424 00:27:04,075 --> 00:27:06,140 His wallet's here, his watch. 425 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,139 With his bail, he's not allowed to leave the house anyway. 426 00:27:09,239 --> 00:27:10,839 Junior. 427 00:27:28,338 --> 00:27:30,838 So when they say they're not interested, 428 00:27:30,938 --> 00:27:35,338 you say, "You're not interested in keeping kids off drugs?" 429 00:27:35,373 --> 00:27:37,238 What, Shabazz? 430 00:27:37,338 --> 00:27:40,037 Nobody wants them Turkish taffies. 431 00:27:40,137 --> 00:27:43,937 You push harder. What did I tell you about profit margin? 432 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,502 - Where's Johnny? - We closed now. 433 00:27:46,537 --> 00:27:49,337 - Let me talk to Damiano. - We rented the hall today. 434 00:27:49,372 --> 00:27:51,237 I'm looking for Johnny Soprano, God damn it. 435 00:27:51,272 --> 00:27:53,202 Hey, this here's a church. 436 00:27:53,237 --> 00:27:55,536 You can't talk like that in here. 437 00:27:55,571 --> 00:27:57,836 Get out, go on. We're working here. 438 00:27:57,936 --> 00:28:00,786 - I wanna see Johnny Soprano. - Ain't no Johnny here. 439 00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:04,178 - I'm his brother. He owns this place. - Hold up, now. 440 00:28:04,213 --> 00:28:07,536 Back in the day, this was an Italian neighborhood. 441 00:28:07,636 --> 00:28:09,685 Some fellas had this place here. 442 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,700 Kept those vending machines. 443 00:28:11,735 --> 00:28:14,235 Well, there ain't no vending machines here no more. 444 00:28:14,270 --> 00:28:17,235 Come on, fool, go on. 445 00:28:33,434 --> 00:28:35,534 All right, Roberta, thanks. 446 00:28:35,634 --> 00:28:37,934 I'm sorry to bother you. 447 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,333 Bobbi Sanfillipo? 448 00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:43,633 Junior hasn't kept time with her in years. 449 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:49,033 - Yeah, I realize that. - You know, now that I think about it, 450 00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:52,533 Junior was acting a little peculiar when I got here today. 451 00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:54,532 Said he wanted to see Johnny. 452 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,697 What Johnny? 453 00:28:56,732 --> 00:28:59,132 - His brother? - I don't know. 454 00:28:59,232 --> 00:29:02,332 Also there the other day, we were watching the TV, 455 00:29:02,432 --> 00:29:05,732 he thought he saw himself on one of the programs. 456 00:29:07,232 --> 00:29:10,431 We have got the dishwashing liquid... 457 00:29:10,466 --> 00:29:13,031 concentrated dishwashing liquid. 458 00:29:13,131 --> 00:29:15,331 No gloves, it's all-natural, no chemicals. 459 00:29:15,366 --> 00:29:16,896 - Hello? - It's me. 460 00:29:16,931 --> 00:29:19,731 - Did you drop off the drycleaning? - Your uncle's missing. 461 00:29:19,831 --> 00:29:22,131 He took his car. He didn't call you, did he? 462 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:24,695 - No. - Where the hell is he? 463 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,930 He's like an old woman. He's probably gossiping with a neighbor. 464 00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:30,130 Did you check the Ramirez's next door? 465 00:29:30,230 --> 00:29:33,030 I'm afraid he might've wandered. 466 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:35,647 My grandfather did this. 467 00:29:35,682 --> 00:29:38,056 Maybe you better call Tony. 468 00:29:38,091 --> 00:29:40,429 I can't just dump this on Tony. 469 00:29:40,464 --> 00:29:42,094 I gotta find him. 470 00:29:42,129 --> 00:29:44,194 I need you to come here in case he comes back. 471 00:29:44,229 --> 00:29:47,729 - Bobby, I just can't... - I need your help here! Jesus Christ! 472 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,229 Sometimes I think I love Junior more than you do! 473 00:30:00,628 --> 00:30:04,128 We may know that there are five essentials for victory: 474 00:30:04,163 --> 00:30:07,428 One, he will win who knows when to fight 475 00:30:07,463 --> 00:30:09,628 and when not to fight; 476 00:30:09,728 --> 00:30:12,927 Two, he will win who knows how to... 477 00:30:24,427 --> 00:30:27,826 - You Gary? - I'm Jimmy. 478 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:29,893 Gary's up there. 479 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,891 Hey, come down here! 480 00:30:31,926 --> 00:30:34,626 - What? - I said get down here! 481 00:30:34,661 --> 00:30:36,826 I wanna talk to you! 482 00:30:38,726 --> 00:30:42,125 - What do you want? - I'm a friend of Sal Vitro's. 483 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,125 My aunt lives on this street. 484 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,490 So? 485 00:30:45,525 --> 00:30:47,625 So I'm guessing Sal Vitro used to do this yard. 486 00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:50,290 - A lotta things used to be. - Maybe so, 487 00:30:50,325 --> 00:30:52,825 but you're gonna make good on his busted arm. 488 00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:54,725 Oh yeah? Why am I gonna do that? 489 00:30:54,825 --> 00:30:56,924 'Cause I said so, that's why. 490 00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:00,324 - Eat shit, pal. - Why don't you take a walk, huh? 491 00:31:19,923 --> 00:31:22,323 Give me your wallet, you prick. 492 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,987 This and the mower's a down payment. 493 00:31:33,022 --> 00:31:37,022 By next Tuesday I want Sal Vitro's whole orthopedist bill paid. 494 00:31:37,057 --> 00:31:39,087 Let's call it $1,200. 495 00:31:39,122 --> 00:31:41,386 On top of that, from now on I get 10% 496 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,086 of whatever you make in this neighborhood. 497 00:31:43,121 --> 00:31:46,621 - You motherfucker! - Shut up or I'll give you a crack. 498 00:32:14,919 --> 00:32:18,119 - Time is it? - Don't worry, we'll take the tunnel. 499 00:32:18,154 --> 00:32:20,284 All right, this meeting today, 500 00:32:20,319 --> 00:32:23,619 we're trying to nail down a new contractor now with Massarone gone. 501 00:32:23,654 --> 00:32:26,518 - That office park by Troy Hills? - Listen... 502 00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:28,583 and this is very important... 503 00:32:28,618 --> 00:32:30,618 if any of this shit with Little Carmine 504 00:32:30,653 --> 00:32:32,618 and Johnny comes up, you clam up. 505 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:35,318 - You got it, Ton'. - Say nothing. 506 00:32:35,418 --> 00:32:39,318 'Cause you say the wrong thing... 507 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,917 - What? - Tony, it's me. 508 00:32:45,017 --> 00:32:48,517 Listen, it's your uncle. He's gone. 509 00:32:50,017 --> 00:32:53,017 - You mean he's dead? - No, no, no, no. 510 00:32:53,117 --> 00:32:54,917 We think he might've wandered off. 511 00:32:55,017 --> 00:32:56,916 You know, I didn't wanna call you 512 00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:59,316 - but it's been a couple hours now. - Fuck him. 513 00:32:59,351 --> 00:33:01,183 He said he was going to see Johnny. 514 00:33:01,218 --> 00:33:03,016 You think he might've meant your dad? 515 00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:05,481 - What? - He's wandering, Ton'. 516 00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:07,716 He can wander off the Palisades for all I care. 517 00:33:07,816 --> 00:33:09,816 He's fucking dead to me. 518 00:33:30,214 --> 00:33:32,179 I called you almost an hour ago. 519 00:33:32,214 --> 00:33:34,914 - Where the hell have you been? - Hello? 520 00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:36,614 I was picking up your daughter. 521 00:33:36,649 --> 00:33:38,381 Stay here, I'm going out. 522 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,114 Where the hell is Tommy? 523 00:33:40,214 --> 00:33:42,178 - I sent him home. - Oh, wonderful. 524 00:33:42,213 --> 00:33:44,978 He gets the day off, and I get to wait by the phone. 525 00:33:45,013 --> 00:33:49,213 - It's because of him Junior escaped. - Dad, can I go with you? 526 00:33:49,248 --> 00:33:51,613 - No. - Can Janice go and we can stay here? 527 00:33:51,713 --> 00:33:53,478 What'd I tell you about being impolite? 528 00:33:53,513 --> 00:33:56,913 If anyone cares, I'll be upstairs lying down. 529 00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:04,412 One hour of television, then you both finish your homework. 530 00:34:04,512 --> 00:34:07,212 And you, lay off the Snapple. 531 00:34:12,611 --> 00:34:15,561 What galls me is that before Little Carmine went to Florida, 532 00:34:15,596 --> 00:34:18,511 I was actually close with him. I was in his wedding party. 533 00:34:18,546 --> 00:34:20,728 Organized his whole fucking bachelor party... 534 00:34:20,763 --> 00:34:22,911 lesbian show, whores... fucking disgusting. 535 00:34:23,011 --> 00:34:25,361 Then when they had that kid with the lung problem, 536 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,710 who you think got him that doctor on Park Avenue? 537 00:34:27,745 --> 00:34:29,575 Water over the dam, huh? 538 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:31,510 I had no idea you guys were that close. 539 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:33,810 Close? We were like brothers. 540 00:34:33,910 --> 00:34:36,610 It's a shame that you can't find a way to work things out. 541 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:39,210 Give me piece of bread, huh? 542 00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:42,360 Have you thought about this? 543 00:34:42,395 --> 00:34:44,174 Maybe you let him keep Lorraine, 544 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,009 and you take a bigger piece of his Florida shit, the clubs. 545 00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:49,309 If I wanted to worry about Florida, 546 00:34:49,409 --> 00:34:51,309 I would move to fucking Miami. 547 00:34:51,409 --> 00:34:53,409 You know, it wasn't long ago I remember 548 00:34:53,509 --> 00:34:55,109 you used to wait in the car. 549 00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:57,808 And as far as I'm concerned you should still be there! 550 00:34:57,908 --> 00:35:00,808 - He was just trying... - Fuck "he was just!" 551 00:35:00,843 --> 00:35:03,108 Everybody's got a goddamn opinion! 552 00:35:11,208 --> 00:35:13,307 I didn't say nothing, Ton'. 553 00:35:14,707 --> 00:35:17,707 - What the fuck did I say? - I'm sorry, T, I just... 554 00:35:17,742 --> 00:35:19,924 Now I gotta un-fuck what you just fucked up. 555 00:35:19,959 --> 00:35:22,107 Gotta do something nice for Johnny. Like what? 556 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:24,307 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 557 00:35:32,306 --> 00:35:36,006 You gotta understand, this shit between Johnny and Little Carmine is bad. 558 00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:38,206 The instability. But worse comes to worst, 559 00:35:38,241 --> 00:35:40,306 it could work to our advantage. 560 00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:42,871 - How? - They fight, 561 00:35:42,906 --> 00:35:45,505 we pick up any crumbs from the fallout. 562 00:35:47,105 --> 00:35:50,205 The odds are that Johnny'll end up on top, but who knows? 563 00:35:53,205 --> 00:35:55,605 So keep your ears open and your mouth shut! 564 00:35:57,705 --> 00:35:59,904 Apparently, there's a new president 565 00:36:00,004 --> 00:36:01,404 at the electrician's union. 566 00:36:01,504 --> 00:36:03,904 Tony sent Chrissy over there to talk to him. 567 00:36:05,304 --> 00:36:07,804 Something I've always been meaning to get straight... 568 00:36:07,839 --> 00:36:10,471 Tony calls Christopher his nephew, 569 00:36:10,506 --> 00:36:13,104 yet sometimes you refer to them 570 00:36:13,139 --> 00:36:15,368 as cousins. 571 00:36:15,403 --> 00:36:17,903 Yeah, right. See, Chrissy's not Tony's nephew. 572 00:36:18,003 --> 00:36:19,703 Chrissy's Carmela's cousin. 573 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:24,003 She was first cousin to Dickie Moltisanti, Chrissy's dad. 574 00:36:24,038 --> 00:36:28,203 But he was always kinda like a big brother to Tony, Dickie. 575 00:36:29,602 --> 00:36:31,802 So Tony calls Chrissy his nephew. 576 00:36:32,902 --> 00:36:35,902 - It's an Italian thing. - Okay. 577 00:36:36,002 --> 00:36:38,502 Although technically, Tony and Chrissy are cousins. 578 00:36:38,537 --> 00:36:40,567 Joanne Blundetto, Chrissy's mom, 579 00:36:40,602 --> 00:36:44,201 is Tony's cousin on his mother's side? 580 00:36:44,301 --> 00:36:46,966 But, like way back. 581 00:36:47,001 --> 00:36:49,701 Like from the old country or something. 582 00:36:51,701 --> 00:36:55,266 - Robyn? - What? 583 00:36:55,301 --> 00:36:58,001 How much longer am I gonna have to keep doing this? 584 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:01,900 Major RICO against Tony Soprano? 585 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,265 Those things take years to build. 586 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,665 This recent case against Joe Massino in New York? 587 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:09,700 It was seven years before indictments were handed down. 588 00:37:28,099 --> 00:37:30,098 Hello, handsome. 589 00:37:31,698 --> 00:37:34,798 Where you living now? Around here? 590 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,898 - Do you know me? - Do I know you? 591 00:37:42,698 --> 00:37:45,697 Jupiter Club on 6th Street? 592 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:49,597 Caught fire, that place. 593 00:37:49,697 --> 00:37:52,497 Lot of people died. 594 00:37:52,597 --> 00:37:54,997 Do you know my brother, Johnny? 595 00:37:56,997 --> 00:37:59,696 You got all the looks, I'll tell ya that. 596 00:37:59,731 --> 00:38:01,596 What are you saying? 597 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,196 You and I had relations? 598 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,796 Son of a bitch in a taxicab, 599 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,096 run me right over my foot. 600 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:20,495 - I have a car. - Want a date? 601 00:38:20,595 --> 00:38:23,160 I'll give you half and half in the back seat. 602 00:38:23,195 --> 00:38:26,595 - I want to go home. - Let me get a ride by the shelter. 603 00:38:26,630 --> 00:38:28,795 I have to find my car. 604 00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:45,989 How you doing? 605 00:39:46,089 --> 00:39:48,189 I don't gotta tell you shit. 606 00:39:48,224 --> 00:39:50,754 See some ID, sir? 607 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:52,889 Fuck you, copper, I know my rights. 608 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,854 Hey, take it easy now. 609 00:39:54,889 --> 00:39:57,689 My car was stolen. I want my lawyer. 610 00:39:57,724 --> 00:40:01,788 - What's his name? - Mel. 611 00:40:01,823 --> 00:40:04,553 Okay, Mel what? 612 00:40:04,588 --> 00:40:07,088 I see you went out and forgot your shoes. 613 00:40:07,123 --> 00:40:09,653 - Where do you live? - Belleville. 614 00:40:09,688 --> 00:40:11,553 Sure you don't want to tell me your name? 615 00:40:11,588 --> 00:40:15,088 - You're not in any trouble or anything. - Corrado Soprano. 616 00:40:17,087 --> 00:40:19,087 Tell you what, sir, 617 00:40:19,187 --> 00:40:22,087 why don't you come and get in the car where it's nice and warm? 618 00:40:22,187 --> 00:40:24,187 We'll try to figure out how to get in touch 619 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,887 with your lawyer, all right? 620 00:40:48,385 --> 00:40:51,550 Jesus, Uncle Jun', thank God. 621 00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:55,985 - This gentleman reside here, ma'am? - He's my uncle. 622 00:40:56,085 --> 00:40:58,585 Where have you been? We were worried sick. 623 00:40:58,685 --> 00:41:01,534 I'll need to see some identification, ma'am. 624 00:41:01,569 --> 00:41:04,384 - Oh, okay, I'll get my bag. - His, actually. 625 00:41:04,484 --> 00:41:06,384 Bobby, get Uncle Jun's wallet. 626 00:41:06,419 --> 00:41:08,284 It's upstairs on his dresser. 627 00:41:13,684 --> 00:41:15,684 Uncle Jun', you're freezing. 628 00:41:15,784 --> 00:41:17,883 We found him walking across Clay Street Bridge in Newark. 629 00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:19,948 Newark? 630 00:41:19,983 --> 00:41:22,083 - Where's your car? - They stole it. 631 00:41:22,118 --> 00:41:25,283 - Who stole it? - You know who. 632 00:41:34,982 --> 00:41:38,782 It's him. Junior Soprano. 633 00:41:40,282 --> 00:41:43,182 - Here ya go, sir. - Go shit in your hat. 634 00:41:43,217 --> 00:41:46,082 Uncle Jun', stop. Thank you, officers. 635 00:41:46,117 --> 00:41:47,981 Thank you. 636 00:41:49,881 --> 00:41:51,646 Uncle Jun', did you tell Tommy 637 00:41:51,681 --> 00:41:55,081 - you were going to see my father? - Of course not. 638 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,681 What are you doing? Sit! 639 00:41:59,781 --> 00:42:02,180 - I have to use the facilities. - Bobby, go with him. 640 00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:03,980 God damn it, I can piss by myself! 641 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,980 Okay, okay. 642 00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:12,080 - I'll open some soup. - You go out for some exercise, 643 00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:14,280 people give you the goddamn third degree. 644 00:42:17,779 --> 00:42:20,379 - Hi, Ellie. - Oh, hello, Louie. 645 00:42:20,479 --> 00:42:22,344 How's the big slot-machine king? 646 00:42:22,379 --> 00:42:25,279 Oh, I ain't doing that no more, I'm retired. 647 00:42:25,314 --> 00:42:27,879 Tony, it's me. 648 00:42:35,578 --> 00:42:39,428 - What's the matter? - It's Uncle Jun'. 649 00:42:39,463 --> 00:42:43,278 They found him in Newark, in his slippers. 650 00:42:43,313 --> 00:42:45,743 He was looking for Daddy, Tony. 651 00:42:45,778 --> 00:42:48,177 He may have Alzheimer's. I don't know. 652 00:42:48,212 --> 00:42:50,577 Good, maybe he'll forget my phone number. 653 00:42:50,677 --> 00:42:52,177 Jesus Christ. 654 00:42:54,477 --> 00:42:57,577 Mozzarella in carrozza. Still warm. 655 00:42:57,677 --> 00:42:59,677 Artie, we're in the middle of a family meeting. 656 00:42:59,777 --> 00:43:01,677 I'm not even here. 657 00:43:03,476 --> 00:43:07,276 He's our uncle, Tony. There may be something seriously wrong with him. 658 00:43:07,311 --> 00:43:09,476 Listen, Janice, like I told your husband, 659 00:43:09,576 --> 00:43:12,376 - he's fucking dead to me. - Are you that fragile? 660 00:43:12,411 --> 00:43:15,093 You don't know the half of it when it comes to us. 661 00:43:15,128 --> 00:43:17,740 And if you're so concerned, take him to the doctor. 662 00:43:17,775 --> 00:43:20,675 - 'Cause I've had it. - You're the only one he relates to. 663 00:43:20,775 --> 00:43:22,675 We won't even be able to get him in the car. 664 00:43:22,710 --> 00:43:25,475 Fuck him. You reap what you sow. 665 00:43:25,575 --> 00:43:28,775 You sure did. You think maybe there's a reason 666 00:43:28,810 --> 00:43:31,975 you're living all alone here without your family? 667 00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:35,024 Whoa. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. 668 00:43:35,059 --> 00:43:37,974 You're gonna give me advice on marriage? 669 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:41,374 You know, Tony, there's a lot I can say right now that I am not gonna say. 670 00:43:41,409 --> 00:43:43,839 Fuck it! Say it! Say it! Who gives a fuck? 671 00:43:43,874 --> 00:43:46,074 Think I don't know what you're doing here, Janice? 672 00:43:46,174 --> 00:43:48,138 Trying to pawn this shit off on me. 673 00:43:48,173 --> 00:43:51,073 Your whole life... whenever there's a family problem, 674 00:43:51,108 --> 00:43:53,890 - you shirk your duties or run away! - Ran away? 675 00:43:53,925 --> 00:43:56,638 - Tibet or fucking Berkeley. - I was 18 years old! 676 00:43:56,673 --> 00:43:59,273 I was 16 when you left me with our head case of a mother. 677 00:43:59,308 --> 00:44:01,673 Who you all of a sudden relate to so fucking well! 678 00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:03,037 I was merely saying... 679 00:44:03,072 --> 00:44:05,672 Free-spirit Janice, rebel without a cause, 680 00:44:05,772 --> 00:44:07,737 while I sit here mired in her bullshit 681 00:44:07,772 --> 00:44:10,572 trying to be a good son while you're off dropping acid 682 00:44:10,607 --> 00:44:12,637 - and blowing roadies! - Roadies? 683 00:44:12,672 --> 00:44:15,872 - Oh, you don't wanna know. - That is not true, Tony. 684 00:44:15,972 --> 00:44:18,571 Now you tell him that that's not true! 685 00:44:18,671 --> 00:44:20,671 Poor fucking Janice, she's so depressed. 686 00:44:20,771 --> 00:44:22,871 Poor Janice, she can't get up off the couch 687 00:44:22,906 --> 00:44:24,971 'cause she's so tired from her Epstein-Barr. 688 00:44:25,071 --> 00:44:27,236 Poor fucking Janice. Va fongul! 689 00:44:27,271 --> 00:44:29,771 - Why don't we calm down? - Maybe you were the smart one 690 00:44:29,871 --> 00:44:32,536 'cause you got outta here, but your hippie string ran out 691 00:44:32,571 --> 00:44:35,570 and now you're gonna do to this man what you do to every one of 'em. 692 00:44:35,605 --> 00:44:38,570 - Fucking piece of shit! - You stupid cunt. 693 00:44:38,670 --> 00:44:40,670 Oh, just like your mother, huh? 694 00:44:40,770 --> 00:44:42,970 Now you can do to him what she did to Daddy! 695 00:44:44,370 --> 00:44:46,370 Cocksucker! 696 00:44:53,369 --> 00:44:55,269 You want more responsibility? 697 00:44:55,304 --> 00:44:57,169 Start with controlling your wife. 698 00:45:09,268 --> 00:45:12,568 And then from nowhere, he cracks one kid's head with a shovel 699 00:45:12,603 --> 00:45:14,433 and the other one, he knocks out of a tree. 700 00:45:14,468 --> 00:45:17,268 He jumped out of the tree and came at me with a chainsaw. 701 00:45:17,303 --> 00:45:19,067 I got a right to defend myself, Ton'. 702 00:45:19,102 --> 00:45:21,334 All right, take it easy, relax. 703 00:45:21,369 --> 00:45:23,532 Sal Vitro's been working the area 704 00:45:23,567 --> 00:45:25,567 since my ma was still working at Kresge's. 705 00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:28,567 I should be able to help out a kid from my own neighborhood. 706 00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:31,432 All right, how about this? 707 00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:33,366 Vitro and your nephew split the area... 708 00:45:33,401 --> 00:45:35,466 east of Dyer is yours, 709 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,366 west of Dyer goes to him. As for the broken arm... 710 00:45:38,466 --> 00:45:40,516 I don't know, give him $500. 711 00:45:40,551 --> 00:45:42,566 I already told the guy 12, T. 712 00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:46,666 Well there's fucking compromises in life, Paulie. 713 00:45:49,065 --> 00:45:51,565 All right, make it a grand for the pain and suffering. 714 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,730 Naturally I want my taste, retroactive, 715 00:45:54,765 --> 00:45:57,465 'cause this is the first time I heard about any of this. 716 00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:01,365 It's a new venture. My nephew's barely on his feet. 717 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,681 I mean, I didn't want to start kicking up 718 00:46:03,716 --> 00:46:05,964 and pull it back if it don't work out. 719 00:46:08,364 --> 00:46:11,164 And of course Vitro'll do your grass too, Ton'. 720 00:46:11,199 --> 00:46:13,329 No charge. 721 00:46:13,364 --> 00:46:15,764 Remind me to talk to you about that later. 722 00:46:21,363 --> 00:46:23,628 There he is. Salvatore, my boy. 723 00:46:23,663 --> 00:46:25,963 - How's that pitching arm? - It's getting there. 724 00:46:25,998 --> 00:46:28,963 Paul, say hello to Mr. Gaultieri. 725 00:46:29,063 --> 00:46:31,963 That's my middle name, Paul. 726 00:46:35,762 --> 00:46:39,262 So I talked to that guy. Good news. 727 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:41,162 I got you 500 for your arm, 728 00:46:41,262 --> 00:46:43,462 and you keep half your area. 729 00:46:43,562 --> 00:46:45,962 - Half? - It could've been nothing. 730 00:46:45,997 --> 00:46:47,427 Lucky you know me. 731 00:46:47,462 --> 00:46:50,261 West of Dyer's yours, east belongs to him. 732 00:46:50,361 --> 00:46:53,061 Paulie, my wife's gonna sh... 733 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,861 All right, thank you, Paulie. 734 00:46:57,861 --> 00:46:59,826 Oh, one more thing. 735 00:46:59,861 --> 00:47:02,561 You're gonna have to cut a couple of lawns on the comp. 736 00:47:02,661 --> 00:47:04,860 Some friends of ours. 737 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:18,960 Some shot, huh, the way it hooked? 738 00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:20,959 You got a fucking horseshoe up your ass. 739 00:47:21,059 --> 00:47:23,759 Mr. Soprano? 740 00:47:27,659 --> 00:47:30,659 Harry Winer, I was your mother's neurologist. 741 00:47:30,759 --> 00:47:33,859 - I did her work-up from Green Grove? - Yeah, how you doing? 742 00:47:33,959 --> 00:47:36,858 So I assume your sister told you I'm treating your uncle. 743 00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:40,058 Oh yeah, yeah, she mentioned it. 744 00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,158 - Catch you in there, T. - Yeah. 745 00:47:42,258 --> 00:47:45,958 I think with the right meds we can control these things. 746 00:47:45,993 --> 00:47:48,375 - What things? - The infarcts. 747 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:50,722 They're akin to mini-strokes. 748 00:47:50,757 --> 00:47:53,757 He suffered significant brain trauma the other day. You probably noticed him 749 00:47:53,857 --> 00:47:56,222 acting differently over the past six months, a year maybe. 750 00:47:56,257 --> 00:47:59,657 Well to tell you the truth, me and my uncle, we don't talk much anymore. 751 00:47:59,692 --> 00:48:01,624 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 752 00:48:01,659 --> 00:48:03,522 Don't be, he's a hostile prick. 753 00:48:03,557 --> 00:48:07,056 Well, unfortunately obstinacy is consistent with his condition. 754 00:48:07,091 --> 00:48:10,556 Impatience, forgetfulness, particularly with short-term memory. 755 00:48:10,656 --> 00:48:13,556 Do you find he'll ask the same question every three minutes? 756 00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:15,721 What time it is? 757 00:48:15,756 --> 00:48:18,256 I don't know. Maybe. 758 00:48:19,955 --> 00:48:22,555 It's frustrating, I know. Anyway, the last thing I wanted to do 759 00:48:22,590 --> 00:48:24,520 was get in the middle of a family squabble. 760 00:48:24,555 --> 00:48:28,155 - I just wanted to say hello. - Well, nice seeing you. 761 00:48:28,190 --> 00:48:30,055 Okay. All right. 762 00:49:05,053 --> 00:49:07,252 Member of the squirrel family, 763 00:49:07,352 --> 00:49:10,252 the prairie dog makes its home mainly... 764 00:49:10,352 --> 00:49:12,152 Tommy? 765 00:49:16,052 --> 00:49:19,352 Brought you some fish. Trying to clean out my refrigerator. 766 00:49:19,452 --> 00:49:22,751 Make sure you form a seal when you shut that freezer door. 767 00:49:27,751 --> 00:49:32,151 Of the two main species, the black-tailed prairie dog 768 00:49:32,186 --> 00:49:34,868 is much more widespread, inhabiting much 769 00:49:34,903 --> 00:49:37,550 of the Great Plains and the Great Basin. 770 00:49:50,749 --> 00:49:52,849 So how you feeling? 771 00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:55,349 Heard you had a little problem. 772 00:49:55,449 --> 00:49:57,749 What problem? 773 00:49:59,249 --> 00:50:01,149 All right. 774 00:50:02,649 --> 00:50:05,049 But your doctor said something different. 775 00:50:05,149 --> 00:50:07,348 Who, Kennedy? 776 00:50:07,448 --> 00:50:10,248 Kennedy's your cancer doctor. 777 00:50:10,283 --> 00:50:12,248 I knew that. 778 00:50:12,348 --> 00:50:14,448 You said doctor. 779 00:50:16,148 --> 00:50:19,548 The white-tailed prairie dog lives at higher elevations, 780 00:50:19,648 --> 00:50:22,047 hibernating throughout the winter. 781 00:50:22,082 --> 00:50:24,447 Just take your medicine, Uncle Jun'. 782 00:50:25,447 --> 00:50:27,447 Make you feel better. 783 00:50:27,547 --> 00:50:30,847 Help with your memory. 784 00:50:32,747 --> 00:50:35,647 Believe me, there's plenty I'd like to forget. 785 00:50:35,747 --> 00:50:37,946 Yeah, you and me both. 786 00:50:46,846 --> 00:50:50,646 - Feech was here? - Yeah, he came to pay his respects. 787 00:50:52,845 --> 00:50:56,245 What's this I hear, you ruled against Feech? 788 00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:59,445 - He's an important man. - Why is he bitching at you about shit? 789 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,745 I'm still the boss of this family, 790 00:51:01,845 --> 00:51:03,845 despite any arrangements. 791 00:51:09,344 --> 00:51:12,044 Yellow in color, they often have dark... 792 00:51:12,144 --> 00:51:14,844 These prairie dogs, they'll sleep during the day. 793 00:51:14,944 --> 00:51:16,844 Oh yeah? 794 00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:23,608 Look, the doctor said you 795 00:51:23,643 --> 00:51:26,643 might not have known what you were saying. 796 00:51:26,678 --> 00:51:28,643 What are you talking about? 797 00:51:28,678 --> 00:51:31,143 The varsity shit. 798 00:51:42,842 --> 00:51:45,992 So, what else did Feech have to say? 799 00:51:46,027 --> 00:51:49,142 Getting a new top on his convertible. 800 00:51:52,241 --> 00:51:55,741 All right, let's assume that you didn't know what you were saying. 801 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:59,341 That you forget you say shit over and over. 802 00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:01,241 Yeah? 803 00:52:02,341 --> 00:52:05,191 Why's it gotta be something mean? 804 00:52:05,226 --> 00:52:08,040 Why can't you repeat something good? 805 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:17,040 There's the coyote. 806 00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:24,439 I mean, don't you love me?