1 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:15,660 Ah, that's so funny! Ha ha. 2 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,361 No, it isn't! You just poked me in the eye! 3 00:02:18,461 --> 00:02:20,661 Well, you poked me first. 4 00:02:20,696 --> 00:02:22,861 I can't find the thing. 5 00:02:22,961 --> 00:02:25,061 Here. 6 00:02:26,462 --> 00:02:28,962 I don't know what the fuck happened to the DeWalt. 7 00:02:29,062 --> 00:02:31,328 Everything disappears around here. 8 00:02:31,363 --> 00:02:34,463 Especially now that I'm outta the house. She lets everything go. 9 00:02:40,164 --> 00:02:43,365 Stop, stop, Uncle Tony! It's freezing cold! 10 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,565 Uncle Tony, knock it off! 11 00:02:50,466 --> 00:02:53,366 She wants to talk to me about somethin'. 12 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:55,666 Thanks for havin' us up here, Ton'. 13 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:04,568 Don't put pine cones in the filter! The hell's the matter with you? 14 00:03:06,468 --> 00:03:09,769 - Yo, Dad, he's hitting me! - Hey, what did I say? 15 00:03:09,869 --> 00:03:12,769 They will probably go through their entire lives 16 00:03:12,804 --> 00:03:14,969 not knowing that their father's sperm 17 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:17,370 was smuggled out of jail to get Nancy pregnant. 18 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:20,370 It was the least I could do. 19 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:23,971 I just remembered what happened to the power drill. 20 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,771 Pardon me? 21 00:03:25,871 --> 00:03:29,271 I loaned it to your cousin Brian. And he never gave it... 22 00:03:30,872 --> 00:03:34,472 - What's the matter? - I don't know. 23 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:37,173 One of your attacks? 24 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:44,274 No, it... I think it's just indigestion. 25 00:03:44,309 --> 00:03:46,774 It's goin' away. 26 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:55,375 - I had an attack... full blown. - What did your therapist say? 27 00:03:55,475 --> 00:03:57,276 - I don't see her no more. - Why not? 28 00:03:57,376 --> 00:03:59,576 You think you're the only one that has to cut back 29 00:03:59,676 --> 00:04:02,076 on shit they need 'cause of the separation? 30 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,677 Now, what's on your mind? 31 00:04:07,477 --> 00:04:10,278 Mr. Wegler wants us to come in and discuss 32 00:04:10,313 --> 00:04:14,178 AJ's lousy academic performance. 33 00:04:14,278 --> 00:04:16,078 Is this the same Wegler? 34 00:04:16,178 --> 00:04:18,979 Last year... the riccion with the Billy Budds? 35 00:04:19,014 --> 00:04:20,944 AJ got him as a college advisor. 36 00:04:20,979 --> 00:04:23,380 I told this kid to start crackin' the books. 37 00:04:23,415 --> 00:04:25,745 Was he supposed to do that after he got back 38 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:28,230 from the Nets game you took him to on a school night? 39 00:04:28,265 --> 00:04:30,646 It's gotta be hard for him, this situation with us. 40 00:04:30,681 --> 00:04:33,581 - Why don't you cut him some slack? - That's your department. 41 00:04:33,681 --> 00:04:37,282 I get to be the prison warden over here while you indulge him 42 00:04:37,382 --> 00:04:39,882 - with the iPod, the drums... - Again with the drums! 43 00:04:39,982 --> 00:04:42,282 Encourage extracurricular activity, you said. 44 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:45,983 Brand new drums, just like that? Don't even look in the classifieds. 45 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:47,948 Just tell me when the school meetin' is 46 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:50,684 'cause I don't have to listen to this shit anymore. 47 00:04:50,784 --> 00:04:52,784 That's why we're separated! 48 00:04:52,884 --> 00:04:55,084 Are you kidding me, Tony? That is not why! 49 00:04:55,119 --> 00:04:59,285 Jase? Were you knocking? 50 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:04,286 Hi, Lorraine. I'm Billy. 51 00:05:04,321 --> 00:05:07,186 What the fuck? Jason! 52 00:05:07,221 --> 00:05:10,487 Ow, no! Jason! 53 00:05:10,587 --> 00:05:12,987 Jason! 54 00:05:14,187 --> 00:05:18,388 Oh, no! 55 00:05:22,688 --> 00:05:26,589 You were warned, Lorraine. The money goes up to John. 56 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:35,690 Fuck! 57 00:05:45,192 --> 00:05:47,892 Lorraine Calluzzo and the kid Jason. 58 00:05:47,927 --> 00:05:50,493 Fuckin' Philly Leotardo! 59 00:05:52,593 --> 00:05:56,994 She told me he warned her about givin' us points of her take. 60 00:05:57,094 --> 00:06:01,094 Phil's a pimple. It's goddamn Johnny Sack. 61 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,095 It's his message to the other captains, that fuckin' animal. 62 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,695 - Take it easy. - Fuck that. 63 00:06:06,795 --> 00:06:10,396 Rusty! The car's here. 64 00:06:13,196 --> 00:06:15,261 I'm telling you, Carmine, 65 00:06:15,296 --> 00:06:19,562 we go all out, we'll steamroll right over John. 66 00:06:19,597 --> 00:06:23,698 And I predict the guys on the street in Brooklyn and Queens, 67 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:28,298 they'll welcome us as fuckin' heroes. It'll be easy. 68 00:06:28,398 --> 00:06:31,499 It's a fuckin' declaration of war by Johnny, if ya ask me. 69 00:06:34,099 --> 00:06:36,065 - Hey! - Ho. 70 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,165 There he is. Let me kiss the ring. 71 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,100 How about the one in the center of my ass? 72 00:06:44,401 --> 00:06:47,301 - Hey. - Feech, good to see ya, baby. 73 00:06:47,336 --> 00:06:50,167 Good to see you. Hello there, kid. 74 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,967 - Hey, how are ya, boys? - How are ya, Feech? 75 00:06:53,002 --> 00:06:56,803 Just, uh... talkin' about that mess over in New York. 76 00:06:56,903 --> 00:06:58,903 Sounds to me like your friend John 77 00:06:58,938 --> 00:07:00,903 wants to force Little Carmine's hand. 78 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:04,069 In my day, the top spot would've gone to Little Carmine, 79 00:07:04,104 --> 00:07:08,504 unless he was actually retarded or crippled or something. He's the son. 80 00:07:08,539 --> 00:07:11,105 Come on, when was that? 81 00:07:11,205 --> 00:07:13,405 Yeah? 82 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:18,106 - Vodka rocks. - Thank you, dear. 83 00:07:18,141 --> 00:07:19,406 Anybody else? 84 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:22,657 If we need anything else, one of the kids'll come out. 85 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,807 Ton', you didn't have any lunch. You want a sandwich? 86 00:07:25,842 --> 00:07:27,507 No, I'm all right. Thanks. 87 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:32,508 Adriana, hold on a second. 88 00:07:32,543 --> 00:07:34,508 Tommy Pinto's goomah, 89 00:07:34,608 --> 00:07:38,009 when I was comin' up she had the long legs, up to here, like that. 90 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:40,209 Famous beauty, smart as a whip. 91 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:44,310 My compliments. 92 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:46,310 Thank you, baby. 93 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,010 You drove Tommy Pinto? 94 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:50,311 I was at the Clam Broth House the night 95 00:07:50,411 --> 00:07:53,511 he beat that longshoreman to death over a corner table. 96 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:56,877 - No shit. - Here we go... Memory Lane. 97 00:07:56,912 --> 00:07:59,377 It's important these young guys know the history. 98 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:03,213 Tell 'em about the time Tony and Jackie Aprile knocked over your card game. 99 00:08:04,513 --> 00:08:06,478 Oh, that he doesn't like to talk about. 100 00:08:06,513 --> 00:08:09,414 I heard this. This is a great fuckin' story. 101 00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:11,714 He should be dead by now. 102 00:08:11,814 --> 00:08:14,414 They bust in, couple of fuckin' punks. 103 00:08:14,514 --> 00:08:17,280 Guns out. Bad guys. 104 00:08:17,315 --> 00:08:19,865 This one is fuckin' scared! 105 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,415 First of all, it was my game. 106 00:08:22,516 --> 00:08:25,916 Feech has forgiven, even if he hasn't forgotten. 107 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:29,117 But it's a great yarn, right, Feech? 108 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,417 Yeah. 109 00:08:32,817 --> 00:08:35,667 Actually, it brings me to my business. 110 00:08:35,702 --> 00:08:38,518 Fellas, you wanna give us a minute here? 111 00:08:48,119 --> 00:08:51,020 Yeah. 112 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,385 So, what's up? 113 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:55,320 I came to ask for my game back. 114 00:08:55,355 --> 00:08:57,221 It's my uncle's game now, Feech. 115 00:08:57,321 --> 00:09:00,021 Yeah right, your uncle's. 116 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:02,271 You'll still keep a lion's share of the rake. 117 00:09:02,306 --> 00:09:04,422 I'm in a way just askin' if I can run it for ya. 118 00:09:04,522 --> 00:09:07,087 - Why would I need that? - 11 years I ran it... 119 00:09:07,122 --> 00:09:10,123 no fights, no raids. Not to mention that maybe I got it comin', 120 00:09:10,223 --> 00:09:13,323 considering how it could've gone for you after you took the game down 121 00:09:13,423 --> 00:09:14,888 if I had been a prick about it. 122 00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:17,324 Or if his old man didn't have so many friends. 123 00:09:24,025 --> 00:09:27,825 I'll give you 20%, but you gotta rent the house from me. 124 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,426 I could throw some high rollers your way... 125 00:09:30,461 --> 00:09:32,026 friends of mine. 126 00:09:32,061 --> 00:09:34,891 All right. 127 00:09:34,926 --> 00:09:39,627 Let me get outta here before I keep talkin' and fuck this up. Jesus. 128 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,127 Thank you, Don Antonio. 129 00:09:53,529 --> 00:09:56,330 He's a strunz. 130 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,395 He's a busybody, that's all. 131 00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:01,430 He's an egomaniac, Ton', always was, always will be. 132 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:03,996 Nothing's ever good enough... praise, money. 133 00:10:04,031 --> 00:10:07,031 Comes into this fuckin' office, starts orderin' people around. 134 00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:09,197 He's old. 135 00:10:09,232 --> 00:10:10,932 How do ya think that feels? 136 00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:21,098 Can I go to the Mudvayne concert or not? 137 00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:24,534 I've been trying to think of a reason to let you stay overnight in New York, 138 00:10:24,569 --> 00:10:26,601 but I'm afraid it's not gonna happen. 139 00:10:26,636 --> 00:10:28,599 Todd's mother already made arrangements. 140 00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:31,535 - Said it's better than driving home. - She's not your mother. 141 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:34,735 Yeah, I know. Believe me. 142 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:37,236 Isn't life unfair? 143 00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:40,201 So we're at the Peppermint Lounge, 144 00:10:40,236 --> 00:10:43,037 when in walks these two stewardesses from Braniff. 145 00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:45,237 Everybody's in? Aces high. Your action, Mr. Taylor. 146 00:10:45,337 --> 00:10:46,802 - 200. - Hesh? 147 00:10:46,837 --> 00:10:49,903 They're sittin' at the bar. We send 'em a bottle of Dom. 148 00:10:49,938 --> 00:10:53,638 Next thing ya know, we're in the hotel room... me, Frankie and the two broads. 149 00:10:53,673 --> 00:10:56,439 - I see ya, raise ya three. - You mother... 150 00:10:56,539 --> 00:10:59,539 But this one, this little pothead from Texas, she fucked me dry. 151 00:10:59,639 --> 00:11:02,440 But she still wanted more! She's fuckin' nuts. 152 00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:04,340 I'm wearin' these pointy featherweights 153 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,140 and I stick the toe in and I'm fuckin' her with it. 154 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,006 I don't know where this story's heading 155 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,941 but we should all be grateful he wasn't wearing white bucks. 156 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:15,441 The maid walks in. She says, "What's goin' on?" 157 00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:17,342 And I say... 158 00:11:17,442 --> 00:11:19,142 Ante up, boys. 159 00:11:19,242 --> 00:11:21,092 Hello, girls! 160 00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:23,035 - Ho! - Hey! 161 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,908 Hi, Ton'. 162 00:11:24,943 --> 00:11:27,943 - Sir Lawrence from the Meadowlands. - Your Highness, how are you? 163 00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:30,344 Tony, let me introduce Bernie Brillstein. 164 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,744 Did you get my list of toys? 165 00:11:32,844 --> 00:11:36,345 - What's up? - Hey, Ton'. 166 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:40,610 Oh, my cousin! Kinda high stakes for you, no? 167 00:11:40,645 --> 00:11:43,746 Feech fronted my action. And thank you for not humiliating me. 168 00:11:43,781 --> 00:11:45,246 Isn't there somethin' in your parole 169 00:11:45,346 --> 00:11:47,746 about hangin' out with degenerates like this? 170 00:11:47,781 --> 00:11:50,147 - Oh! - Come on, he gets away with anything. 171 00:11:50,247 --> 00:11:52,747 Last time his parole officer made the unannounced visit, 172 00:11:52,782 --> 00:11:54,647 he gave him a massage. 173 00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:00,948 So how's Lady Luck treatin' you, huh? 174 00:12:01,048 --> 00:12:05,449 Jesus-fuckin'- Christ. How many times this guy gotta say hello? 175 00:12:05,484 --> 00:12:08,449 What, did I interrupt one of your impermeable stories? 176 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,000 Go ahead. 177 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,815 So... 178 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,716 we had these girls in the hotel room. 179 00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:19,051 Long story short, I got my shoe in her snatch... 180 00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:22,552 and it falls off and she keels over. Che puzz'. 181 00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:32,053 Fuck it. This hand's from thalidomide. 182 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,853 Three ladies, gentlemen. 183 00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:36,954 - Ah! - Stake it. 184 00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:38,554 - Take it. - The rich get richer. 185 00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:41,454 So Doc, how's the, uh, plans for the wedding? 186 00:12:41,489 --> 00:12:44,072 Please. It's not a wedding planner anymore. 187 00:12:44,107 --> 00:12:46,655 It's an "environment and event coordinator." 188 00:12:46,690 --> 00:12:49,556 What the hell. She's my only daughter. 189 00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:52,506 She and Iris have their hearts set on makin' the Vows column 190 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:55,357 of the Sunday "New York Times"... featured couple of the week. 191 00:12:55,392 --> 00:12:57,422 Our publicist is lookin' for a hook. 192 00:12:57,457 --> 00:13:00,557 Turns out that Gillian's law degree from Harvard means bupkis. 193 00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:02,258 Everybody's got that or better. 194 00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:05,658 If it was a black couple or a gay couple they'd be in. 195 00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:09,059 My wife calls "The Times" wedding section the ladies' sports page. 196 00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:10,759 So Ira, who's the lucky guy? 197 00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:15,224 Jeremy Silverman, puppeteer, Children's Television Workshop. 198 00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:19,060 Father's Asa Silverman, head of commercial paper at Goldman Sachs. 199 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:21,660 - Upper Eastside. - I didn't get my invitation. 200 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,962 Fuck you. 201 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:41,863 You told me to be sure 202 00:13:41,964 --> 00:13:43,764 to let you know when it was a quarter of. 203 00:13:43,799 --> 00:13:45,329 - Thank you, Mary. - Okay. 204 00:13:45,364 --> 00:13:47,364 So with Wesleyan as your fallback, 205 00:13:47,464 --> 00:13:49,230 I think we're in pretty good shape. 206 00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:52,565 Straight "A" s at Middlebury's Language Camp, can't sneeze at that. 207 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,266 Your blues folkloric studies in Mississippi last summer 208 00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:57,816 have an almost community-service spin to them. 209 00:13:57,851 --> 00:14:00,266 I wish he had the minority thing going for him. 210 00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,967 If we can nudge Lem's verbals past 760 on the next round, 211 00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:04,867 he can basically write his own ticket. 212 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,667 I'm stoked. 213 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,167 Appreciate your help. 214 00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:12,468 Folks? 215 00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:18,569 So let me guess... he called the English teacher "Daddy-o." 216 00:14:18,669 --> 00:14:20,469 Oh. 217 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,335 The thing is... 218 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:27,470 we are rapidly approaching crisis mode here 219 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:31,471 with these grades, and time is of the essence. 220 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,371 Could I ask a question? 221 00:14:33,471 --> 00:14:36,272 I handed in my final list of colleges. Did you get that? 222 00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:39,272 Yes, we talked about this. 223 00:14:39,307 --> 00:14:42,138 So, Ramapo and Trenton State. 224 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:45,338 And our reach schools, University of Arizona and Arizona State. 225 00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:48,774 I'll take him out there after I drive him around to the ones in New Jersey. 226 00:14:48,809 --> 00:14:51,774 If either of the Arizona's is what he's got his heart set on, 227 00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:53,874 he's not gonna get in with these grades. 228 00:14:53,974 --> 00:14:57,075 I know about football, Anthony. That's our ace in the hole. 229 00:14:57,110 --> 00:15:00,092 He says he's tryin' his best. 230 00:15:00,127 --> 00:15:03,041 S.A.T. -wise, 505 and 430... 231 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,676 I think we can edge up the math into the fives in the next round, 232 00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:08,677 providing Anthony can bear down and focus. 233 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,442 He's had trouble with that before. 234 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,742 Remember, Carm, when they thought he had A.D.D.? 235 00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:16,428 - You didn't tell me that. - Head on back to class. Let us talk. 236 00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:20,078 But if I'm learning-disabled, I get unlimited time on my S.A.T.s. 237 00:15:20,113 --> 00:15:23,279 - Is that true? - Let's talk about that later. 238 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,546 So you had time to talk 239 00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:39,181 directly to Dr. Rapke about last week's testing results. 240 00:15:39,216 --> 00:15:41,882 Yes. She said Anthony 241 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,582 has good interpersonal skills. 242 00:15:44,617 --> 00:15:47,147 She said his affect was... 243 00:15:47,182 --> 00:15:50,183 now, where is this... "constricted," she called it. 244 00:15:50,218 --> 00:15:52,383 But that was normal for a teenager and... 245 00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:55,984 all in all he seemed to be handling the split well. 246 00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:59,284 This is not to say I don't get a ration of shit in every conversation. 247 00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:01,384 Pardon my French. 248 00:16:01,484 --> 00:16:02,985 Well, still, uh... 249 00:16:03,085 --> 00:16:06,750 there is this thing with his grades. 250 00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:08,886 Do you think it would be of benefit to him 251 00:16:08,986 --> 00:16:11,586 to see a psychologist on a regular basis? 252 00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:15,987 You don't approve of therapy, Mr. Soprano. 253 00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:18,587 People use it as a crutch. 254 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,187 And I always wonder what happened to Gary Cooper, 255 00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:23,153 the strong silent type? 256 00:16:23,188 --> 00:16:26,088 Well, Gary Cooper wasn't a 16-year-old boy. 257 00:16:26,188 --> 00:16:28,288 He was at one time. 258 00:16:28,389 --> 00:16:32,290 And I'm gonna have to agree with my husband here, Mr. Wegler. 259 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:33,989 We sent our daughter to a... 260 00:16:34,089 --> 00:16:36,590 an adolescent developmentalist and it was a disaster. 261 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,890 I know my son, he's lazy. We're gonna get him a different S.A.T. tutor, 262 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:42,991 I'm gonna stay on him and he's gonna work harder. And that's that. 263 00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:48,692 - I might be learning-disabled. - Didn't he tell you to go to class? 264 00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:51,757 What's going on, Mary? 265 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:55,058 Domenica Paolini and Sasha Caputo, 266 00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:58,593 they were on their way to school this morning and they hit a tree. 267 00:16:58,628 --> 00:17:01,193 Nica's dead. Sasha's in a coma. 268 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,160 What's that? 269 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,195 It was here when I got here. 270 00:17:22,397 --> 00:17:24,697 Okay, if a million zeroes can be written 271 00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,997 on the front and back of a sheet of paper, 272 00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:31,698 how many sheets of paper do you need for a googol of zeroes? 273 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,666 Whoa! 274 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,666 Oh man, oh baby, an Xterra SE. 275 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:53,701 It's loaded. 3.3-liter supercharged. 276 00:17:53,801 --> 00:17:56,102 - What, this is mine? - Yeah. 277 00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:59,102 - You are unbelievable. - The sticker's still on it. 278 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,167 He doesn't have enough distractions? 279 00:18:01,202 --> 00:18:03,503 After what happened to those kids at his school? 280 00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:05,103 It's got sensors in the seatbelts. 281 00:18:05,203 --> 00:18:07,803 It's part of Nissan's triple safety philosophy. 282 00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:10,104 - Nice ride. - Are you leaving? 283 00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:12,069 Hour's up. 284 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,304 You're not getting in? 285 00:18:20,905 --> 00:18:23,071 This is so deck. What is this, Bose? 286 00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:25,806 Yeah, six CD changer. It's got Surround Sound. 287 00:18:25,841 --> 00:18:27,371 I feel safer already. 288 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,107 Carmela, this car is a tank. 289 00:18:31,207 --> 00:18:33,872 What's the matter? 290 00:18:33,907 --> 00:18:36,173 SUVs eat up more of the ozone. 291 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:39,308 So you wanna be the sucker in a regular car that gets decapitated? 292 00:18:39,343 --> 00:18:42,509 - I'm gonna catch shit at school. - So what do you wanna do? 293 00:18:45,009 --> 00:18:47,209 Screw it. Can we take it out? 294 00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,475 Yeah, we can take it out. Once. 295 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:52,910 Then this baby sits in the garage till you pull your grades up to a "C." 296 00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:54,911 - What? - You heard your father. 297 00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:57,811 I was talking to him, not you. 298 00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:01,912 I gotta put dinner on. Tony, I have bills for you. 299 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,478 You better be nice to your mother. 300 00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:13,413 She's got the keys till your grades are up. 301 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,914 I'll be right back. 302 00:19:18,914 --> 00:19:20,879 The car was a motivational tool. 303 00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:23,080 The carrot and the stick, you gotta do both! 304 00:19:23,115 --> 00:19:26,415 I could strangle him sometimes. He can be so hateful. 305 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:28,616 Well, the smart mouth is not good. 306 00:19:28,716 --> 00:19:30,681 That's minor, believe me. 307 00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:34,116 God, what happened to him? He was always the sweet one. 308 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:37,667 He had the concept of sharing before any of the other toddlers. 309 00:19:37,702 --> 00:19:41,117 Meadow was always sharper, but I remember the same thing with her. 310 00:19:41,152 --> 00:19:43,618 It's like watching an angel fall. 311 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,319 What, are you crying? 312 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,820 Here's the tutor in writing like you had to have. 313 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,285 I had to call RotoRooter. 314 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,586 This is a cheap sound system for the media room. 315 00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:05,521 - Why should I pay for that? - Because you took the last one. 316 00:20:05,556 --> 00:20:08,422 Oh, your little movie connoisseur friends are still meeting? 317 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,022 - At least I have friends. - What the fuck's that mean? 318 00:20:11,057 --> 00:20:12,922 You just have a bunch of flunkies. 319 00:20:12,957 --> 00:20:14,187 What do you know about it? 320 00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:16,823 They compliment you on your new shoes. 321 00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:19,123 They tell you that you're not going bald. 322 00:20:19,158 --> 00:20:20,623 You think they really care? 323 00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:22,689 You're the boss, they're scared of you. 324 00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:25,224 They have to kiss your ass, laugh at your stupid jokes. 325 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,225 What about Artie then? You're turning into a frigging cynic. 326 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,190 - Whatever. - What do I give a shit? 327 00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,825 I'm running a fucking business not a popularity contest. 328 00:20:33,925 --> 00:20:36,026 "I've been thinking, 329 00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:39,926 and I apologize for my use of fowl language"... 330 00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:41,927 fowl with a "W"... 331 00:20:42,027 --> 00:20:44,127 "in regards to yourself. 332 00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:47,527 You said some very hurtful things to me 333 00:20:47,562 --> 00:20:49,093 in regards to myself. 334 00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:53,228 But it is still no excuse to use the vile word that I used, 335 00:20:53,263 --> 00:20:56,329 of which I am sure you know... 336 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,294 that I'm talking about." 337 00:20:58,329 --> 00:21:01,029 - "Cunt," right? - Yes, Elliot. 338 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,530 "You don't wish us to be social friends 339 00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:09,796 and so that is that. 340 00:21:09,831 --> 00:21:13,031 I still have great rigard for you, 341 00:21:13,131 --> 00:21:15,632 even though you said some horrible things. 342 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,532 P.S. I'm doing fine, Anthony." 343 00:21:20,232 --> 00:21:22,433 It came with a bathrobe 344 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:25,833 and a basketful of Dr. Hauschka bath products. 345 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,934 Ablution. 346 00:21:28,034 --> 00:21:30,234 The desire to cleanse himself of the deed. 347 00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:33,334 Notice he still fundamentally blames me. 348 00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:45,136 - Hello? - Mrs. Soprano? Robert Wegler. 349 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,701 Oh, hi, hello, how are you? 350 00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:48,902 Uh... after our meeting the other day, 351 00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:52,337 I had some ideas about some further strategies for Anthony. 352 00:21:52,372 --> 00:21:54,437 I thought maybe we could meet, 353 00:21:54,538 --> 00:21:58,038 have lunch, cup of coffee. I could share them with you. 354 00:21:58,073 --> 00:22:00,538 - Next week perhaps? - Really? 355 00:22:00,638 --> 00:22:03,539 Uh... well yeah, I guess that would be okay. 356 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,641 "Happy Birthday" by the Beatles. 357 00:22:17,741 --> 00:22:20,206 You know, I heard it the other day in the car. 358 00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:23,242 They have such a good drum solo in the middle there. 359 00:22:23,277 --> 00:22:27,142 "Drum solo"? That's the basic four-four. 360 00:22:29,843 --> 00:22:33,643 You know Ringo was not their original drummer. That was Pete Best. 361 00:22:33,678 --> 00:22:35,944 And they fired him. 362 00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:39,144 He put out his own album... "Best of the Beatles." 363 00:22:39,244 --> 00:22:42,145 Sad. 364 00:22:42,245 --> 00:22:44,845 So, is this what they call common ground? 365 00:22:46,945 --> 00:22:50,146 Just trying to have a civilized conversation. 366 00:22:50,246 --> 00:22:52,046 Can I go to my room? I'm full. 367 00:22:52,146 --> 00:22:54,211 Am I so horrible? 368 00:22:54,246 --> 00:22:58,012 You are not horrible. Get over yourself. 369 00:22:58,047 --> 00:23:00,447 "Over myself"? What is that supposed to mean? 370 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,848 Just go, do me a big favor. 371 00:23:07,849 --> 00:23:10,449 If you're gonna be a martyr, obviously I'll sit here. 372 00:23:10,484 --> 00:23:13,049 No, go. Put your plate in the sink. 373 00:23:27,652 --> 00:23:30,352 200. 374 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,417 Two to go. 375 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:35,718 - See, and raise four. - Call. 376 00:23:35,753 --> 00:23:38,653 Tony, you liking the Escalade? I can't keep them on the lot. 377 00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:40,218 I love it... 378 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,554 after I pulled out that global positioning shit. 379 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,654 Oh, right. 380 00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:48,355 Always got his eye on the big picture. 381 00:23:48,390 --> 00:23:50,120 Up to you. 382 00:23:50,155 --> 00:23:53,055 I think you got that ace and I'm not paying you for it. 383 00:23:54,556 --> 00:23:56,856 - Aces over. - Three threes, my man. 384 00:23:56,891 --> 00:23:58,956 Paulie wins. Cards, please. 385 00:23:59,056 --> 00:24:01,457 You, fuck you. 386 00:24:01,557 --> 00:24:04,207 They used to be a great tax loophole, those SUVs. 387 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:07,399 Told all my clients, write it off on your business. 388 00:24:07,434 --> 00:24:10,558 Accountant dies, goes to heaven same time as the Pope. 389 00:24:10,593 --> 00:24:12,258 St. Peter says "Come on in!" 390 00:24:12,358 --> 00:24:14,324 Then he shows the Pope to this shithouse. 391 00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,359 That's where he's gonna live, and he gives him a crust of bread. 392 00:24:17,459 --> 00:24:20,109 Then he shows the C.P.A. where he's gonna live. 393 00:24:20,144 --> 00:24:22,725 It's a fuckin' mansion... servants, broads. 394 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:27,060 Pope says "He gets a mansion and I get a hovel?" 395 00:24:27,095 --> 00:24:29,228 St. Peter says "Your Holiness, 396 00:24:29,263 --> 00:24:31,312 we got hundreds of popes up here. 397 00:24:31,347 --> 00:24:33,361 This is the first Jewish accountant!" 398 00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:39,062 I used to be able to write off condoms. 399 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,963 What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? 400 00:24:45,063 --> 00:24:47,063 A Boring 747. 401 00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:14,768 All right, all right, bet two. 402 00:25:16,968 --> 00:25:19,068 Algebra, huh? 403 00:25:21,769 --> 00:25:24,969 Listen, 404 00:25:25,069 --> 00:25:27,935 I have been doing some thinking. 405 00:25:27,970 --> 00:25:30,770 I've decided to let you stay in the city after the concert. 406 00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:33,370 How come? 407 00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:37,371 On one condition, though... no Hudson Suites. 408 00:25:37,471 --> 00:25:41,222 I talked to Mead, she said that you can sleep over at her apartment. 409 00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:44,972 I will give you cab fare. When the concert's over, go straight up there. 410 00:25:45,007 --> 00:25:47,773 Sunday morning, I want you home 10:30 sharp. 411 00:25:47,873 --> 00:25:49,873 Thanks. 412 00:25:52,573 --> 00:25:54,574 Don't stay up too late. 413 00:26:01,075 --> 00:26:03,575 Come on! Go, go, go! Hurry! 414 00:26:08,676 --> 00:26:11,776 So, you guys like your job? 415 00:26:12,776 --> 00:26:15,177 Beemer, space 43. 416 00:26:31,331 --> 00:26:34,145 Asa, come on! 417 00:26:59,983 --> 00:27:02,384 Can I have your attention? 418 00:27:04,384 --> 00:27:07,485 Apparently there's been an armed robbery. 419 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,885 Some automobiles were taken. 420 00:27:13,185 --> 00:27:15,851 They left all the American cars! 421 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,936 - Oh my God. - I think his skull is broken. 422 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,986 - Oh my God! - I'm a doctor, let me in there. 423 00:27:20,021 --> 00:27:21,987 Brooke, our car is gone. 424 00:27:22,087 --> 00:27:24,887 Now who's a genius for keeping his Regal? 425 00:27:24,922 --> 00:27:26,987 Asa, they got the SL. 426 00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:31,353 That was a fucking SL55 convertible. 427 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:34,789 You know how long my brother was on the waiting list for that thing? 428 00:27:34,889 --> 00:27:36,489 A motherfucking year. 429 00:27:38,589 --> 00:27:40,590 You want to go back to that? 430 00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:46,890 Yes, I wanna go back to that! 431 00:27:46,925 --> 00:27:48,891 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 432 00:27:48,991 --> 00:27:51,191 - How was Mudvayne? - They rocked. 433 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,892 Look, I... I don't think I'll be able to make it up there. 434 00:27:53,992 --> 00:27:57,357 What are you talking about? You know mom's gonna call here. 435 00:27:57,392 --> 00:28:00,392 I'm a total dick if I leave here. Just tell mom I'm on my way up. 436 00:28:00,427 --> 00:28:02,358 She's just gonna call back. 437 00:28:02,393 --> 00:28:04,493 Come on, when do I ever ask you for anything? 438 00:28:04,528 --> 00:28:06,658 All right, you better stay there. 439 00:28:06,693 --> 00:28:09,494 Be home on time tomorrow. I don't want any shit from mom. 440 00:28:12,094 --> 00:28:14,595 Frida, why do you and Diego have separate houses? 441 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:16,595 Because we are two different people, 442 00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:18,095 but our love makes us into one. 443 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,400 - Hello? - Mead, hi. 444 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,100 Is your brother there? He's not answering his cell. 445 00:28:53,135 --> 00:28:56,066 - I know, he's asleep. - What? 446 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:59,601 I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but he was pretty zapped. 447 00:28:59,701 --> 00:29:01,602 I knew it. Is he all right? 448 00:29:01,702 --> 00:29:03,367 Mom, he's fine. 449 00:29:03,402 --> 00:29:05,102 Just wait until you have children. 450 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,603 Not me, I'm never having kids. 451 00:29:09,303 --> 00:29:11,968 So, how are things going? 452 00:29:12,003 --> 00:29:14,004 We're in the middle of a movie, Mom. 453 00:29:14,039 --> 00:29:16,704 Oh, I'm sorry. Good night. 454 00:29:16,804 --> 00:29:18,704 Good night. 455 00:29:28,506 --> 00:29:31,071 Come on, light the fucker up. 456 00:29:31,106 --> 00:29:33,606 - Give me the lighter. - It's on the table. 457 00:29:36,907 --> 00:29:39,372 All right, go, go, go, go, go! 458 00:29:39,407 --> 00:29:44,308 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 459 00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:46,508 Go! Hold it! Hold it! 460 00:29:50,509 --> 00:29:52,774 Open up, it's me. 461 00:29:52,809 --> 00:29:55,410 Come on, open the fucking door! 462 00:29:57,410 --> 00:29:59,510 Where's the patient? 463 00:30:10,012 --> 00:30:13,813 I got a new easel, new oils, I'm ready to go. 464 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:16,313 Salut. 465 00:30:23,714 --> 00:30:26,379 Oh, the wedding? Wh... what, do you got everybody outside? 466 00:30:26,414 --> 00:30:29,615 - Ushers and everybody? Bring 'em in... - It's a fucking disaster. 467 00:30:29,650 --> 00:30:30,915 - What? - Somebody hit us. 468 00:30:31,015 --> 00:30:33,080 They stole all the fucking cars. 469 00:30:33,115 --> 00:30:35,716 I had to sedate my own little girl at her wedding. 470 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,416 Jesus. 471 00:30:37,516 --> 00:30:41,117 Yeah, they had one of those... what do you call it, those car carrier things? 472 00:30:41,152 --> 00:30:43,282 And it was a very well coordinated operation. 473 00:30:43,317 --> 00:30:46,017 The cops are on it, but how much faith have I got in that? 474 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:48,685 You gotta help me before they're chopped! 475 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,283 I'm not really in that business, Ira. 476 00:30:51,318 --> 00:30:54,584 Asa's brother's Benz was taken. This special thing. 477 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:58,419 I'm fucking gernischt in Asa's eyes now. Can't you do anything? 478 00:30:58,519 --> 00:31:00,920 - I mean, make some calls? - All that shit's insured. 479 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:04,185 He's obsessed with that car, this fucking Stew guy. 480 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:07,621 The asshole paid a $30,000 premium just to place the fucking order. 481 00:31:07,656 --> 00:31:10,021 His glasses, his daybook were in it. 482 00:31:27,224 --> 00:31:29,424 AJ, it's your mother. Call me. 483 00:31:38,925 --> 00:31:42,226 It's my mother. 484 00:31:42,326 --> 00:31:45,826 I told you I can't put you through. Room 417 has a block on the line. 485 00:31:45,926 --> 00:31:48,427 I am not waiting. Who knows what's going on? 486 00:31:48,527 --> 00:31:51,327 God help you if anything happens like those children in Westchester. 487 00:32:01,829 --> 00:32:05,279 Don't! No, don't answer it. 488 00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:08,730 My face is stuck to the rug. 489 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,831 Oh, they fuckin' crazy-glued you. 490 00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:15,996 Housekeeping! 491 00:32:16,031 --> 00:32:18,931 Oh, fuck, what should we do? We're asleep! 492 00:32:18,966 --> 00:32:22,232 All right, help me. 493 00:32:22,267 --> 00:32:24,332 Ow, ow! 494 00:32:25,932 --> 00:32:28,833 - Ow! Dude, take it easy. - I'm trying. 495 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:33,183 Ahh ow, fuck. 496 00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:36,134 Oh, dude! 497 00:32:38,734 --> 00:32:41,435 Oh, fuck. 498 00:32:43,735 --> 00:32:45,535 Oh, fuck me. 499 00:32:56,237 --> 00:32:57,502 Hello. 500 00:32:57,537 --> 00:32:59,637 Hi, yeah, it's me. 501 00:32:59,737 --> 00:33:03,138 AJ stayed in the city with his friends last night and he's not home yet. 502 00:33:03,173 --> 00:33:06,338 - And I can't get in touch with him. - Take it easy. Slow down. 503 00:33:06,373 --> 00:33:08,304 He's probably just sleeping it off. 504 00:33:08,339 --> 00:33:10,439 No, I called Todd's mother and Todd came home. 505 00:33:10,539 --> 00:33:13,440 He could be dead by now, O.D.'d, God knows what else. 506 00:33:13,475 --> 00:33:15,705 - God, why did I let him go? - He's all right. 507 00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:19,140 I'll take care of it. Give me the number of the hotel. 508 00:33:19,175 --> 00:33:21,306 It's the Hudson Suites on the Westside. 509 00:33:21,341 --> 00:33:24,841 Tony, just go there. I am... I'm so worried I'm not even angry anymore. 510 00:33:24,876 --> 00:33:27,342 All right, all right, I'm on my way. 511 00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,707 Anthony? 512 00:33:32,742 --> 00:33:35,843 God damn you! I have been going crazy trying to reach you. 513 00:33:35,943 --> 00:33:38,643 - Later. I don't feel good. - What happened to your face? 514 00:33:38,678 --> 00:33:41,361 - Just leave me alone. - I want to know what happened! 515 00:33:41,396 --> 00:33:44,044 You never went to Meadow's after you gave me your word! 516 00:33:44,079 --> 00:33:45,744 - Get off my back. - You are a liar! 517 00:33:45,844 --> 00:33:48,645 - Fuck you. - What did you say? 518 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,745 Get back here! Ow! 519 00:34:02,547 --> 00:34:04,512 Puritan Salvage. 520 00:34:04,547 --> 00:34:08,148 The big guy's looking for a consignment from a wedding in Ringwood last night. 521 00:34:08,248 --> 00:34:10,013 Nothing came in here. 522 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,548 This Benz, SL55, he wants it pulled. 523 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:14,149 I'll make some calls. 524 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:26,550 - Where is he? - In his room. 525 00:34:27,951 --> 00:34:29,951 What happened to your leg? 526 00:34:30,051 --> 00:34:32,616 He lied to me, Tony, which means that they both lied. 527 00:34:32,651 --> 00:34:35,952 She's covering for him. It's what sisters are supposed to do. 528 00:34:36,052 --> 00:34:38,452 Of course, right. 529 00:34:38,552 --> 00:34:42,553 - He cursed at me. Oh my God. - What did he say? 530 00:34:44,753 --> 00:34:48,054 - He's asleep. - Not anymore. 531 00:34:48,089 --> 00:34:50,554 Oh, hey, Dad. 532 00:34:50,654 --> 00:34:53,755 I was just taking out the trash. It's garbage day tomorrow. 533 00:34:55,555 --> 00:34:58,555 - What's different about you? - He has no eyebrows, Tony! 534 00:35:00,156 --> 00:35:02,756 - Who did this? - We were just screwing around. 535 00:35:02,791 --> 00:35:04,656 - What'd you say to your mother? - Tony... 536 00:35:04,691 --> 00:35:06,557 What did you say? 537 00:35:06,657 --> 00:35:08,222 I said the "F" word. 538 00:35:08,257 --> 00:35:10,557 You're finished. You're never gonna drive that car 539 00:35:10,592 --> 00:35:12,822 till you're 45 years old. I'm selling it tomorrow! 540 00:35:12,857 --> 00:35:15,758 She wouldn't let me talk, I was trying to tell her what happened. 541 00:35:15,793 --> 00:35:18,558 - Oh see, it's my fault. - All right, let's hear it. 542 00:35:20,659 --> 00:35:23,924 Well, I was gonna go to Meadow's but there weren't any cabs. 543 00:35:23,959 --> 00:35:27,260 I didn't think you'd want me standing in the street at 11:30 at night. 544 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,060 - We were right by the hotel. - Enough of your lying. 545 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:32,925 - I am not lying! - Look at your face! 546 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,761 If you've got some kind of sexual proclivity 547 00:35:35,861 --> 00:35:38,561 with that teacher or whatever, now is the time to tell us! 548 00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:41,762 What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex? 549 00:35:41,797 --> 00:35:43,627 What? No! 550 00:35:43,662 --> 00:35:47,463 Look, we don't do drugs, we're not some stupid dopers. 551 00:35:47,498 --> 00:35:50,428 I had a few beers, but it just made me sick. 552 00:35:50,463 --> 00:35:53,063 - How can anybody believe what you say? - Because I told you! 553 00:35:53,164 --> 00:35:55,964 You never believe me. 554 00:36:00,365 --> 00:36:03,565 - You had a couple beers? - Yeah. 555 00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:06,666 - You didn't do any drugs. - No! 556 00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:11,466 Carmela, look it... 557 00:36:11,566 --> 00:36:13,667 a couple of beers. 558 00:36:13,767 --> 00:36:16,467 Should be grounded, yeah, but it's not the end of the world. 559 00:36:16,502 --> 00:36:18,867 What? 560 00:36:18,967 --> 00:36:21,133 You know what? 561 00:36:21,168 --> 00:36:24,833 I am sick of your bullshit. Both of you! 562 00:36:24,868 --> 00:36:28,169 - He can go live with you. - Don't get dramatic now, all right? 563 00:36:28,204 --> 00:36:29,969 - What? Great, good. - Shut up! 564 00:36:30,069 --> 00:36:32,269 I have never been more serious in my life. 565 00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:37,570 Take out the trash, go outside. 566 00:36:41,071 --> 00:36:43,571 What are we gonna do, really? 567 00:36:43,671 --> 00:36:45,736 What did I just say? 568 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:49,372 - No, I mean really, come on. - Did you think I was joking? 569 00:36:49,472 --> 00:36:51,972 Carmela, this is normal teenage shit. 570 00:36:52,007 --> 00:36:54,438 You remember us? The C.Y.O. Dance. 571 00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:57,273 We left Artie out in the snow, he almost lost his fingers. 572 00:36:57,373 --> 00:36:59,373 And we still laugh our asses off about it. 573 00:36:59,473 --> 00:37:03,074 No, I don't really blame AJ He's doing exactly what he's supposed to. 574 00:37:03,174 --> 00:37:06,274 He's testing the limits as much as he can. I blame myself. 575 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:07,875 What are you talking about? 576 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,775 You don't know what it's like to have your son hate your guts. 577 00:37:10,810 --> 00:37:14,276 - He doesn't hate your guts. - Oh, thank God he's alive. 578 00:37:14,311 --> 00:37:15,841 It's my fault, Tony. 579 00:37:15,876 --> 00:37:19,642 My pathetic need to compete with you clouded my judgment 580 00:37:19,677 --> 00:37:23,377 or I never would have let him stay in New York. I knew he wasn't ready. 581 00:37:23,477 --> 00:37:25,277 I went against all of my instincts. 582 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:28,343 His eyebrows'll grow back! Nothing really happened! 583 00:37:28,378 --> 00:37:32,378 No, you know what happened? I said fuck it. And you know why? 584 00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:35,079 To get him to love me as much as he loves you. 585 00:37:35,114 --> 00:37:36,944 He loves you, it's just... 586 00:37:36,979 --> 00:37:38,729 you're his mother, it's different. 587 00:37:38,764 --> 00:37:40,622 I can't be the villain anymore. 588 00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:42,480 I mean it. And I can't say fuck it. 589 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:44,880 Take him. Let him live with you. 590 00:37:47,081 --> 00:37:49,181 Homina-homina- homina-homina. 591 00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:53,847 - Ed Norton? - Ed Norton? 592 00:37:53,882 --> 00:37:56,082 No, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Kramden. 593 00:37:56,182 --> 00:37:59,382 No, the correct answer is Stephen Foster. But thanks so much. 594 00:37:59,482 --> 00:38:02,183 You've been a wonderful contestant and a swell sport. 595 00:38:02,218 --> 00:38:04,283 Goodbye, Mr. Kramden. 596 00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:06,984 He's here. 597 00:38:10,384 --> 00:38:13,385 Hey, tarall's, expiration date 2007. 598 00:38:13,485 --> 00:38:15,085 Put 'em over there. 599 00:38:20,486 --> 00:38:22,686 Have a seat. 600 00:38:23,686 --> 00:38:25,886 Uh-oh. 601 00:38:25,986 --> 00:38:28,452 Sounds serious. 602 00:38:28,487 --> 00:38:31,687 You have anything to do with that wedding takedown in Ringwood? 603 00:38:31,722 --> 00:38:33,653 Why, is that a problem? 604 00:38:33,688 --> 00:38:35,988 I told you that doctor was a friend of mine. 605 00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:38,488 I deliberately used that word. 606 00:38:38,588 --> 00:38:41,589 Are you aware of how many things a fucking M.D. can do for us? 607 00:38:41,689 --> 00:38:45,589 Sorry, Godfather, he was at the game. I thought he was just another pigeon. 608 00:38:45,689 --> 00:38:47,190 Who authorized you to do it? 609 00:38:47,290 --> 00:38:50,090 And don't call me Godfather with that fucking cute smirk. 610 00:38:52,490 --> 00:38:54,991 I know I was away for a long time, 611 00:38:55,091 --> 00:38:58,791 but when did that happen, you gotta ask permission to ply your trade? 612 00:38:58,826 --> 00:39:02,157 Here's your end, be happy. 613 00:39:02,192 --> 00:39:05,492 When were you gonna tell me about it if I hadn't called you here? 614 00:39:05,592 --> 00:39:08,093 I'm here now! I'm telling you about it now! 615 00:39:08,193 --> 00:39:10,858 That's the second time I'm playing catch-up with you. 616 00:39:10,893 --> 00:39:13,844 - What the fuck are you talking about? - The lawn cutting. 617 00:39:13,879 --> 00:39:16,794 Do I have to send you a memo every time I move my bowels too? 618 00:39:18,294 --> 00:39:20,095 You're so concerned about my end, 619 00:39:20,195 --> 00:39:22,695 why didn't you put one of those cars through my shops? 620 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:24,695 What? 621 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:27,096 Johnny Sack told me about this guy in Newburgh. 622 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,461 - Johnny Sack? - Yeah, Johnny Sack. 623 00:39:29,496 --> 00:39:32,196 Anyway, he gave me a better deal for shipping them whole. 624 00:39:32,296 --> 00:39:34,097 Are you fucking serious? 625 00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:35,962 I don't like the way I'm being talked to here. 626 00:39:35,997 --> 00:39:39,397 What did I tell you when you came to me, said you wanted back in? 627 00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:42,798 I said as long as you don't step on anybody's toes. 628 00:39:42,898 --> 00:39:44,698 - In my day... - That's another thing. 629 00:39:44,798 --> 00:39:46,799 I don't wanna hear no more about how it was in your day. 630 00:39:46,834 --> 00:39:48,899 You just keep your anecdotes to local color, 631 00:39:48,999 --> 00:39:51,399 like Dynaflows, or McGuire Sisters, shit like that. 632 00:39:51,499 --> 00:39:54,200 Otherwise, shut the fuck up! 633 00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:02,801 Jesus Christ, Feech, I'm tryin' to ease your transition here 634 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,001 and this is the thanks I get? 635 00:40:12,502 --> 00:40:14,403 I'm sorry if I offended you. 636 00:40:17,003 --> 00:40:20,104 You gotta remember, Tony, I still think of you as a kid. 637 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,404 I'll learn. 638 00:40:27,805 --> 00:40:30,205 Yeah? 639 00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:32,505 Yeah. 640 00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:52,909 That's funny. 641 00:41:05,010 --> 00:41:06,911 Come here. 642 00:41:11,211 --> 00:41:14,912 Aw, shit. We all right? 643 00:41:16,012 --> 00:41:18,177 Just... 644 00:41:18,212 --> 00:41:21,213 get the SL55 back, okay? 645 00:41:32,514 --> 00:41:34,880 Maybe I was too hard on that guy. 646 00:41:34,915 --> 00:41:37,215 Did I learn nothing from Richie Aprile? 647 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:39,516 Huh? 648 00:41:39,616 --> 00:41:43,116 - Nip it in the bud. - Feech? 649 00:41:46,617 --> 00:41:49,517 - He's well liked, T. - That's another thing. 650 00:41:53,618 --> 00:41:57,118 All right, well, don't be so hard on yourself though. 651 00:42:19,522 --> 00:42:22,687 - Hey, Olsen and Johnson. - How you doing? 652 00:42:22,722 --> 00:42:25,222 Stopped by the bakery, they said you left already. 653 00:42:25,257 --> 00:42:27,888 That's the Canali suit I promised you. 654 00:42:27,923 --> 00:42:31,623 He said you should try on the jacket, see how the sleeves are. 655 00:42:33,024 --> 00:42:34,289 How's that? 656 00:42:34,324 --> 00:42:36,724 How's that? I look better than Sinatra. 657 00:42:36,759 --> 00:42:39,290 - Very nice. - All right. 658 00:42:39,325 --> 00:42:43,825 Hey, I'm having my wine and peaches. You want? 659 00:42:43,925 --> 00:42:45,725 No thanks, we gotta get going. 660 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,491 - I'll try some peaches. - Good. 661 00:42:47,526 --> 00:42:51,026 Peaches are from fucking New Zealand. They're great. I'll get you a glass. 662 00:42:51,126 --> 00:42:52,627 No, we should go, we should go... 663 00:42:52,727 --> 00:42:54,677 - take care of that thing. - It can't wait? 664 00:42:54,712 --> 00:42:56,627 Where the fuck you going? Come on, sit down. 665 00:42:56,727 --> 00:42:59,828 No, we gotta do this shit. You don't wanna know, it's all fucked up. 666 00:42:59,928 --> 00:43:01,828 What? 667 00:43:01,928 --> 00:43:06,129 My imbecile cousin, he was welding his boat trailer, burns down his garage. 668 00:43:06,164 --> 00:43:08,829 Now we got no place to park the truck that we got. 669 00:43:08,864 --> 00:43:10,929 What's wrong with the street? 670 00:43:11,029 --> 00:43:14,130 Georgia peaches, those are considered the best. 671 00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:18,730 See, he don't want me to know what's in the truck. 672 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:24,396 Flat screen TVs. 50-inch plasma Philipses. 673 00:43:24,431 --> 00:43:27,632 Guy's coming down from Montreal, but he got delayed a couple of days. 674 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:29,532 I got a garage right here. 675 00:43:29,632 --> 00:43:32,297 My cousin's mother's got a place, we can lock it up there. 676 00:43:32,332 --> 00:43:36,333 Park the load here, this way I'm around. Keep my glims on the stuff. 677 00:43:36,368 --> 00:43:39,434 - How much you gonna want for that? - Two. 678 00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:42,734 Fuck you, Feech. It's fucking parking. 679 00:43:42,769 --> 00:43:44,534 You gotta kick in a TV. 680 00:43:50,235 --> 00:43:53,236 I thought I had a plan for Anthony, but I... 681 00:43:53,336 --> 00:43:54,801 I'm not so sure now. 682 00:43:54,836 --> 00:43:57,236 I don't know if Rutgers' summer program 683 00:43:57,271 --> 00:44:00,202 accepts boys without eyebrows. 684 00:44:00,237 --> 00:44:02,702 So you heard about that? I was a wreck. 685 00:44:02,737 --> 00:44:06,238 I mean look what happened to those girls just driving to school. 686 00:44:06,273 --> 00:44:08,555 We brought in grief counselors. 687 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:10,803 How's Anthony coping with that? 688 00:44:10,838 --> 00:44:12,939 I have to say he never mentioned it. 689 00:44:16,139 --> 00:44:18,239 They all handle tragedy differently. 690 00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:23,240 Actually, he just moved in with his father. 691 00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,740 - I don't know if he said. - Really? 692 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,341 I don't know what you might have heard about my husband. 693 00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:29,406 Some. 694 00:44:29,441 --> 00:44:31,641 I mean, he's a good father, don't get me wrong. 695 00:44:31,676 --> 00:44:33,442 Our daughter is at Columbia. 696 00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:36,142 My friends tell me I'm a snob with this college business, 697 00:44:36,177 --> 00:44:38,342 but with Anthony it's something else. 698 00:44:40,943 --> 00:44:44,643 I just know that if he didn't get into a good enough school to interest him, 699 00:44:44,678 --> 00:44:47,444 and he dropped out, went to work as a waiter or something, 700 00:44:47,479 --> 00:44:49,209 he wouldn't last a week. 701 00:44:49,244 --> 00:44:52,545 You know, he would be drawn right in... you know. 702 00:44:54,245 --> 00:44:57,595 My husband doesn't want that for him either. 703 00:44:57,630 --> 00:45:00,946 You met him. My husband can be very magnetic, 704 00:45:00,981 --> 00:45:03,411 you know, bigger than life. 705 00:45:03,446 --> 00:45:07,047 And I was so young. It was very exciting. 706 00:45:10,047 --> 00:45:12,413 Anyway, he's over there. 707 00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:14,148 Maybe it'll be good, you know, 708 00:45:14,248 --> 00:45:16,248 learning the things that men need to know. 709 00:45:16,283 --> 00:45:18,348 Well... 710 00:45:18,448 --> 00:45:21,749 Anyway, so what about you? How long have you been at the school? 711 00:45:21,784 --> 00:45:23,849 Since '86. 712 00:45:26,050 --> 00:45:29,450 I suppose that's what caught me up too, with Astrid. 713 00:45:29,550 --> 00:45:32,851 Some notion of escaping the quotidian. 714 00:45:34,251 --> 00:45:38,051 - So you were married. - For about, uh... five minutes. 715 00:45:38,086 --> 00:45:40,052 Chicken Marsala. 716 00:45:42,752 --> 00:45:46,053 - And the honey balsamic chicken. - Thank you. 717 00:45:46,153 --> 00:45:49,253 - Have you read "Madame Bovary"? - No. 718 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,718 It's almost a perfect novel. 719 00:45:51,753 --> 00:45:55,354 Flaubert writes about bourgeois loneliness and emptiness. 720 00:45:55,389 --> 00:45:58,955 Emma Bovary destroys herself for some fantasy in her head. 721 00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:01,455 It's great. It's truly, truly great. 722 00:46:01,555 --> 00:46:04,855 Somehow horrifically funny, though tragic. 723 00:46:04,955 --> 00:46:06,656 I think you might enjoy it. 724 00:46:09,556 --> 00:46:13,022 I'll stop by Borders on my way home. 725 00:46:13,057 --> 00:46:15,757 - Who is it by again? - Gustave Flaubert. 726 00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:29,424 Yeah? 727 00:46:29,459 --> 00:46:32,560 Supervisor Curran, parole board. 728 00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:34,260 Site visit. 729 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,660 Where's Eddie Stimich? 730 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,261 He's out sick. I just wanna take a look around. 731 00:46:49,862 --> 00:46:52,663 Only thing better about here than Russia is the food. 732 00:46:53,663 --> 00:46:55,363 Good one. 733 00:46:55,463 --> 00:46:59,064 Eddie examined every fucking dust bunny in the place just last week. 734 00:46:59,099 --> 00:47:01,564 Is that new? 735 00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:03,481 Uh... 736 00:47:03,516 --> 00:47:05,365 bequest. 737 00:47:05,465 --> 00:47:07,565 Friend of mine, passed away. 738 00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:18,266 Is that your garage? 739 00:47:18,366 --> 00:47:21,467 Nah, it's where I make the weapons of mass destruction. 740 00:47:26,368 --> 00:47:28,368 Let's go out and open it up. 741 00:47:28,403 --> 00:47:30,235 You wanna see my fucking garage? 742 00:47:30,270 --> 00:47:32,069 You never seen an oil stain before? 743 00:47:32,169 --> 00:47:35,169 Let's go. 744 00:47:46,871 --> 00:47:49,671 Here's the windup. 745 00:47:49,771 --> 00:47:51,471 And the pitch... 746 00:47:51,506 --> 00:47:53,172 - Ah! - Come on! 747 00:47:53,272 --> 00:47:54,737 Fuck Major League Baseball. 748 00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:57,572 Ever since the fucking strike. Let's watch ballet. 749 00:47:59,273 --> 00:48:01,338 Oh, somebody hotboxed us? 750 00:48:01,373 --> 00:48:03,973 - I saw you close the window. - What's that? 751 00:48:04,073 --> 00:48:06,474 It's when you close the windows and fart on purpose. 752 00:48:06,574 --> 00:48:08,074 That's a Dutch oven. 753 00:48:08,174 --> 00:48:10,875 - No, in bed it's a Dutch oven. - What's a Dutch oven? 754 00:48:10,974 --> 00:48:13,875 You fart in bed with a woman then force her head under the covers. 755 00:48:13,910 --> 00:48:15,640 That's awesome. 756 00:48:15,675 --> 00:48:19,176 - First you gotta be in bed with one. - You'd be surprised. 757 00:48:19,211 --> 00:48:20,993 - Whoa. - Ooh. 758 00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:22,776 Yeah, I would. 759 00:48:22,876 --> 00:48:26,377 Oh my God! What... 760 00:48:26,412 --> 00:48:28,377 Jesus! 761 00:48:30,677 --> 00:48:33,378 That's enough. Go upstairs, do your Spanish homework. 762 00:48:33,413 --> 00:48:36,278 - In 15 minutes. - No, now. 763 00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:51,780 And he goes down looking. The end of the inning. 764 00:49:31,286 --> 00:49:33,552 Just got the call. 765 00:49:33,587 --> 00:49:36,087 They put him on a corrections bus this morning. 766 00:49:43,088 --> 00:49:45,454 This was the better move than taking him out. 767 00:49:45,489 --> 00:49:49,089 - The man was a legend. - Christopher agrees, by the way. 768 00:49:49,124 --> 00:49:52,290 Well, that's nice that he agrees. 769 00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:55,490 But I'm not running a fucking popularity contest. 770 00:50:27,595 --> 00:50:30,695 Mommy! Look at me! 771 00:50:34,996 --> 00:50:37,196 Anthony!