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- Dad.
- Hey.

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What are you doing here?

3
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Well, I got an office here.

4
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- You come down with Finn?
- And some people.

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Promise me no drinkin'
and drivin'.

6
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Who's your designated driver?

7
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I'm not the one with all
the dents in their car.

8
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All right, have fun, huh?

9
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Need some money?

10
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Have a good time, sweetheart.

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Be careful!

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- You see Meadow?
- Yeah, I wish I knew she was here.

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I wonder what the fuck
she's thinkin'.

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I'm sorry, Ton'. Some kid
had a seizure upstairs,

15
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- it's been a horrible night.
- Hey, Ton',

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Vito and Gene just called,
they're five minutes away.

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We're leaving.

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Here. All right, call 'em
and tell 'em to meet us

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at Bud's Butter Bun
on Broadway and 18th.

20
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All right.

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Did I just see your father?

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He's got an office here.

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Saturday night?

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That's dedication.

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The guy sure can
put in the hours.

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Let's go someplace else.

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Tony's spendin'
so much time at the club.

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Do you think that might have
something to do with you?

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Oh, if you think
I'm gonna blow this guy

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for your sick purposes
you are sadly mistaken.

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So go on about this phone call
the other night.

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It was just some guy
with a Southern accent.

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Christopher grabbed the phone,

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he yelled at him
for callin' the house,

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- said he'd see him down there.
- Down where?

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Did you check
the log on his cell?

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Not since I almost
got caught doin' that,

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and I am not doin' it again.

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Wait till he goes
into the shower.

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See if there's
a 4-0-4 or 3-3-6,

41
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and memorize any other numbers
you don't recognize.

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- What's the matter?
- I got to go to the bathroom.

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- I know, you said.
- No, I-I got to go.

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- Number two.
- I'll take you to your car.

45
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No, I got to go now.
Oh my God.

46
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You okay?

47
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We're almost there.

48
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Try to relax.

49
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Don't you got a general
anesthetic or somethin'?

50
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This lidocaine doesn't do much.

51
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We are... done.

52
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Jan, want to do your thing?

53
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Just keep a little pressure.

54
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All right.
I'm gonna get this

55
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down to the lab,
see what's what.

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Okay.

57
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There we go.

58
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- You okay?
- You think he got it all?

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We hope so. Meantime,
there's a canteen on Level I.

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I'll let you know when
the results come back.

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Does having a bowel movement
relieve the pain?

62
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Yeah.

63
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Would you describe the diarrhea

64
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- as loose or liquid?
- Liquid.

65
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But this is gettin'
so I'm afraid

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to be away from the toilet.

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I'm so scared
I'm gonna have an accident.

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- Is this tender?
- No.

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Sit up.

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- How's your personal life?
- What do you mean?

71
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Well, sometimes GI disturbances
are stress-related.

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Is there anything unusual
that might be giving you the jimjams?

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I just want somethin'
for my stomach

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so I can quit
goin' to the bathroom.

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That's what's givin' me stress.

76
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Why don't you get dressed?
We'll talk in my office.

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I hear you're spending time
with today's youth.

78
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You lost me.

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Meadow said she saw you
at Adriana's club.

80
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I got to explain my business to you now?
After so many years?

81
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- No, it's your life, Tony.
- Got that right.

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What did you do to your head?
Did you fall again?

83
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Banged it on the medicine chest.
Don't worry 'bout it.

84
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It's nothin'.
There's your allowance.

85
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Now that actually
looks like fruit.

86
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Yeah, it's so hard.

87
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What do you do it for?

88
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Irritable bowel syndrome?

89
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He'll know more when
the tests come back.

90
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I still got to bring him
a stool sample.

91
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Jesus, please.

92
00:07:00,781 --> 00:07:02,881
You were the one who yelled
at me to go to the doctor.

93
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I got to know every detail?

94
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I could be really sick,
Christopher.

95
00:07:07,281 --> 00:07:09,581
Yeah, my Aunt Josephine
had colon cancer.

96
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Her whole asshole rotted out.

97
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I may have to go into therapy.

98
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Plus, they're gonna
put me on Prozac.

99
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For diarrhea?

100
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To help me cope
and handle stress,

101
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which is a lot
of what causes it.

102
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What do you got to
be stressed about?

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That bar?

104
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War, Christopher?

105
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The Middle East?

106
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You don't listen
to the President?

107
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We're gonna mop the floor
with the whole fuckin' world.

108
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The whole world's
gonna be under our control,

109
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so what are you worked up about?

110
00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,585
Oh, give me the Orioles
over the Tigers for two,

111
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and the Jays over
the Rangers, three G's.

112
00:08:08,186 --> 00:08:09,986
I'm just gettin' my day planner.

113
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No, I'm done.

114
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My stupid car.

115
00:08:19,886 --> 00:08:22,387
5,000 miles
and the alternator's goin'.

116
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What about you?
Mimi said you went to the doctor.

117
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I've been havin'
trouble with my stomach,

118
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that's why I'm drinkin'
White Russians.

119
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What, you got ulcers already?

120
00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:39,888
- It's called IBS.
- What's that?

121
00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:45,388
Irritable bowel syndrome.

122
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My mother had that all her life.

123
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See this?

124
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- Yeah, I noticed that. What happened?
- It's cancer.

125
00:08:56,089 --> 00:08:58,239
- What?
- Yeah, squamous.

126
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Oh my God, that's terrible.

127
00:09:00,389 --> 00:09:02,889
Well, they think they got it all.
Knock wood.

128
00:09:02,924 --> 00:09:04,489
Just cancer.

129
00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:07,890
The things that run
through your head, you know?

130
00:09:07,925 --> 00:09:10,890
- Sure.
- I got a top guy, though...

131
00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,955
Katz.

132
00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:14,990
Hesh recommended him, naturally.

133
00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:20,556
So this...

134
00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:22,491
disease you got.

135
00:09:22,526 --> 00:09:24,391
What causes it?

136
00:09:24,491 --> 00:09:27,191
I did a Google on it
and like the doctor, too.

137
00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:29,191
They all say a lot
of it's psychological.

138
00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:32,691
So on top of everything,
now I'm a head case.

139
00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:35,692
No, come on,
stop blamin' yourself.

140
00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:39,592
Christopher don't want to know,

141
00:09:39,627 --> 00:09:41,592
but not that I blame him.

142
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I got to take off.

143
00:09:49,993 --> 00:09:53,593
AJ should be comin' home
from his volleyball thing.

144
00:09:55,193 --> 00:09:58,558
Listen, don't say
anything to anybody, okay?

145
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People hear cancer,
they start to bury you already.

146
00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:03,894
And you don't tell
anybody what I told you.

147
00:10:05,894 --> 00:10:08,194
All right, take care
of yourself.

148
00:10:08,229 --> 00:10:10,359
Say hi to Anthony.

149
00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:13,494
- Yeah.
- You're such a good father.

150
00:10:13,594 --> 00:10:16,495
I wish my dad
had been like that.

151
00:10:17,695 --> 00:10:19,795
Good night, dear.

152
00:10:21,695 --> 00:10:23,695
It's a straight shot
on I-95 to Raleigh.

153
00:10:23,730 --> 00:10:25,712
You give this shit to the fence,

154
00:10:25,747 --> 00:10:27,660
I'll meet you
in Winston-Salem,

155
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,495
we'll load up the cigs
and come home.

156
00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,261
We're pickin' up
so many cigarettes,

157
00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:33,896
why don't we instead of two vans
rent a deuce and a half?

158
00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:35,861
You know, share the drivin'.

159
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:39,061
Because the cops...
The van's under the radar.

160
00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:42,196
- Eric Estrada over here.
- You forgot your folic acid.

161
00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:44,546
What is all this stuff?

162
00:10:44,581 --> 00:10:46,797
A beauty parlor chair?

163
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:49,262
If they even heard of
electrolysis down there.

164
00:10:49,297 --> 00:10:52,697
- Where are you goin'?
- Jesus Christ, go back to bed.

165
00:10:52,732 --> 00:10:54,764
What the fuck's your problem?

166
00:10:54,799 --> 00:10:56,762
My fuckin' tooth is killin' me.

167
00:10:56,797 --> 00:10:59,198
Well, you should
go back to the dentist.

168
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,163
Why do you have to go anyway?

169
00:11:01,198 --> 00:11:02,998
Can't they just
drop this stuff off?

170
00:11:03,098 --> 00:11:05,198
Tony wants me to talk
to the guy down there.

171
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,198
The jerk you were
yellin' at on the phone?

172
00:11:07,298 --> 00:11:10,098
Is that the cigarette thing
you were talkin' about?

173
00:11:10,198 --> 00:11:13,599
Six different kinds of dope you get
to take for a stomach-ache,

174
00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:17,199
I got an impaction, I can't take shit
besides oil of clove, 'cause I'm sober.

175
00:11:17,234 --> 00:11:20,699
I know, it's hard. I'm sorry.
Have a nice trip.

176
00:11:20,799 --> 00:11:24,099
- I love you, call me.
- She's got diarrhea.

177
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,800
Whoops.

178
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,765
You want?

179
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,000
Aw, twist my arm.

180
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:46,201
I'm expectin' some guys
from New York, so...

181
00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:49,401
No problem.
I got plenty to do out there.

182
00:11:52,201 --> 00:11:55,451
- Ah. Who's this on?
- Please. It's called "The Lost Boys."

183
00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:58,702
Sil's been raggin' on me all week
for me to play 'em here.

184
00:11:58,737 --> 00:12:01,302
Their manager or somebody
owes him money.

185
00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:07,202
So, I thought
this was your day off.

186
00:12:07,302 --> 00:12:08,667
Chrissy's away.

187
00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:11,103
I don't like stayin' home alone.

188
00:12:12,303 --> 00:12:14,303
Although, at least
I can pour a glass of wine

189
00:12:14,403 --> 00:12:16,803
without him givin' me
"the expression."

190
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:20,903
Yeah. Yeah, I know
that look.

191
00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:23,503
The constipated owl look.

192
00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:33,604
You know, when I first
met you I was scared of you.

193
00:12:36,604 --> 00:12:38,304
Really?

194
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:41,005
Yeah, but I'm scared
of everybody.

195
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,405
It's always my first reaction.

196
00:12:46,005 --> 00:12:48,605
Well, you're not scared
of me now, are you?

197
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,605
No.

198
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,906
You want to shoot?

199
00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:58,806
Huh?

200
00:12:58,906 --> 00:13:01,206
Make it interesting,
say a buck a game.

201
00:13:14,407 --> 00:13:16,107
Mmm?

202
00:13:18,407 --> 00:13:20,907
No, it's the round thing
in the middle there.

203
00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:24,758
How you feelin'?
Everything all right in here now?

204
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:27,108
- Your stomach all right?
- I know what you're doin'.

205
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:29,108
Don't distract me.

206
00:13:30,308 --> 00:13:32,008
Oh.

207
00:13:33,608 --> 00:13:36,374
- Ho!
- Hmm.

208
00:13:36,409 --> 00:13:38,109
I've been hustled.

209
00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:46,409
- Did I get your toe?
- No. No, no, no.

210
00:13:46,444 --> 00:13:48,309
I'm so sorry.

211
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:56,410
Come on, get up.
Come on.

212
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,761
Aw, shit.

213
00:14:12,796 --> 00:14:14,411
All right.

214
00:14:16,911 --> 00:14:18,611
Wait.

215
00:14:20,112 --> 00:14:22,612
Yeah, go on.

216
00:14:25,512 --> 00:14:28,212
- Tony here?
- Yeah, come on in.

217
00:14:29,612 --> 00:14:30,812
Hey.

218
00:14:32,212 --> 00:14:34,378
Let me know
if you guys need anything.

219
00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:37,813
What, are you gonna tell me
about the traffic again?

220
00:14:37,848 --> 00:14:40,013
Here, our friend
sent this for you.

221
00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:43,817
Thank you for taking
the appointment.

222
00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:47,718
And I know I'm on probation,

223
00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:50,518
and I deeply regret...

224
00:15:50,553 --> 00:15:52,818
what I did.

225
00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:08,519
My nephew's fiancee.

226
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,120
I know what you're thinking.

227
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,885
So?

228
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,820
Well, nothing happened,

229
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,820
but it could've very easily.

230
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,320
I mean, she really got to me,

231
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,520
this young lady.
She, uh...

232
00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,486
What?

233
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,121
This is a very big step.

234
00:16:32,221 --> 00:16:33,986
Yeah, tell me about it.

235
00:16:34,021 --> 00:16:36,621
I mean, that you've come here
to talk about this impulse

236
00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:39,121
instead of just acting
on it without thinking.

237
00:16:39,156 --> 00:16:40,821
No, I always think.

238
00:16:40,921 --> 00:16:43,222
- Really?
- Yeah.

239
00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:45,987
Having sex with
your mistress' cousin,

240
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:49,522
like the mistress wasn't enough
to piss off your wife.

241
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,723
Tell me about the niece.

242
00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:58,723
She's drop-dead gorgeous.

243
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:04,273
Someone like her I could...

244
00:17:04,308 --> 00:17:06,765
I could do it right this time,

245
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,223
I could start
a whole new family.

246
00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:13,124
I'm young enough.

247
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,324
Fuck 'em all.

248
00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:20,624
And this is something
you're contemplating?

249
00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:23,824
What? It would be
a disaster

250
00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:25,525
of major proportions.

251
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,590
Carmela... I'd get
hosed financially.

252
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,925
There would be no reasoning
with her after that.

253
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,290
And my nephew,
it would kill him...

254
00:17:33,325 --> 00:17:36,125
after years of grooming him
to be my number two.

255
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,726
And it would be very bad
for the girl.

256
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,326
She doesn't deserve that.

257
00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:45,226
I mean, I'm not stupid.

258
00:17:45,326 --> 00:17:47,526
I know part of it's this
father-figure thing...

259
00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:49,726
you know, on account
of hers ran off.

260
00:17:51,826 --> 00:17:55,227
It would be like committing
an act of symbolic incest.

261
00:17:55,262 --> 00:17:57,027
Whatever.

262
00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:00,377
Look, what am I gonna do?

263
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,327
I got lucky the first time,

264
00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:04,327
'cause I was able
to control myself,

265
00:18:04,427 --> 00:18:07,327
- but you only get one of those.
- Rationalizing.

266
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:10,928
"I can't control myself."
You can.

267
00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:12,893
I don't know.

268
00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:16,028
It's different for women.
It's all about up here with them.

269
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,928
She could make a play for you.

270
00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:19,728
You might want to think about

271
00:18:19,828 --> 00:18:23,729
how you're going to establish
limits and boundaries.

272
00:18:23,764 --> 00:18:25,194
For example,

273
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,129
you could tell her she
means a great deal to you,

274
00:18:28,229 --> 00:18:30,029
but you think of her
as a daughter.

275
00:18:30,129 --> 00:18:32,529
Even if I want to
fuck her brains out.

276
00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:35,694
This is a milestone for you.

277
00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:38,430
You're at a very
important crossroads.

278
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:41,295
For once you want to avoid

279
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,995
doing something
you know is wrong

280
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:46,830
and would be destructive
both to yourself

281
00:18:46,865 --> 00:18:49,430
and to the people
you care about.

282
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,581
That's growth.

283
00:18:51,616 --> 00:18:53,596
That's progress.

284
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:55,781
Just tell me what
I'm supposed to do.

285
00:18:55,816 --> 00:18:57,931
You have to be
honest with yourself.

286
00:18:57,966 --> 00:18:59,931
I know this is a powerful urge,

287
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:02,431
but if you can't
keep it in your pants,

288
00:19:02,466 --> 00:19:04,531
you have to stay away from her.

289
00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:13,332
You know...

290
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,933
not long ago,

291
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,098
you stood in my outer office.

292
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:26,833
I recall you used the words
"drop-dead gorgeous" about me

293
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,233
and how you had to have me.

294
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:34,334
I said I wouldn't date you,
and look, you survived.

295
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,434
What a horrible
fucking job you have.

296
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,134
How do you do it?

297
00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:41,634
But what happens
now is your choice.

298
00:19:41,669 --> 00:19:45,299
Act and create a bed of misery,

299
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:49,235
or you can look at this
as a chance to do something good.

300
00:19:52,035 --> 00:19:54,035
You say she respects you.

301
00:19:54,135 --> 00:19:56,335
Be worthy of respect.

302
00:19:56,435 --> 00:19:59,835
See if you can remain
a friend to this woman,

303
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,936
a help to her.

304
00:20:09,636 --> 00:20:12,636
You know,
Tony had ducks one time...

305
00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:14,736
in his pool.

306
00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:18,437
You need to find out
where Chris went.

307
00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:20,837
I'm getting this vibe from him.

308
00:20:20,872 --> 00:20:23,502
Who? Tony?

309
00:20:23,537 --> 00:20:26,337
He's really nice.
He listens.

310
00:20:26,372 --> 00:20:29,137
He's kind of attractive...

311
00:20:29,237 --> 00:20:31,138
definitely an alpha male...

312
00:20:31,238 --> 00:20:34,338
but what if Christopher
found out?

313
00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:37,238
What?
I'm not gonna fuck him.

314
00:20:37,338 --> 00:20:39,038
Then, what are you
talking about?

315
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:42,338
I love Christopher, and sooner
or later we're gonna get out

316
00:20:42,438 --> 00:20:46,139
from under all this shit
and leave this fucking state.

317
00:20:46,239 --> 00:20:48,839
Jesus Christ.
She's a good-looking woman,

318
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,839
and she wants
to fuck Barney Rubble?

319
00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:54,539
"Well, we really don't know him.
He listens."

320
00:20:56,739 --> 00:21:00,040
Excuse me, is this seat taken?

321
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:12,205
- Tony, hi.
- Hey. How you doing?

322
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,141
Well, why I'm here,
Patsy's bringing somebody by,

323
00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:18,041
- I'm gonna need to use the office.
- No problem.

324
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:19,706
I made a resolution.

325
00:21:19,741 --> 00:21:22,241
I got to start spending
a lot more time on the floor.

326
00:21:22,341 --> 00:21:24,141
Crack the whip.

327
00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:30,442
I'm beat, tell you the truth.

328
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:33,442
I think I'm gonna grab
40 winks till Patsy gets here.

329
00:21:34,942 --> 00:21:37,592
Wait, you don't have
Chrissy's cell, do you?

330
00:21:37,627 --> 00:21:40,242
He called but he didn't
leave a new number.

331
00:21:43,243 --> 00:21:44,843
He'll probably try you again.

332
00:21:44,878 --> 00:21:46,743
He's due back tomorrow.

333
00:22:06,744 --> 00:22:09,444
Oh, excuse me.

334
00:22:09,544 --> 00:22:11,545
- I'll come back.
- No, I'm all right.

335
00:22:13,345 --> 00:22:16,545
This mole back there looked
irregular around the margins.

336
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:19,745
Every time I see anything now,
I think I got melanoma.

337
00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:21,745
I can imagine.

338
00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:28,246
Hi, it's Adriana
at The Crazy Horse.

339
00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:30,346
Yeah, I need a car, please.

340
00:22:30,446 --> 00:22:32,146
Just tell him to wait outside.

341
00:22:33,946 --> 00:22:36,511
What, your car still?

342
00:22:36,546 --> 00:22:38,747
Yeah, they're replacing
the alternator.

343
00:22:38,782 --> 00:22:40,412
You want a belt?

344
00:22:40,447 --> 00:22:43,847
What I could
really use is some...

345
00:22:45,547 --> 00:22:47,812
I wouldn't say no.

346
00:22:47,847 --> 00:22:49,547
Get me motivated
to clean the house

347
00:22:49,647 --> 00:22:52,847
before Christopher gets back,
except I'm all out.

348
00:22:54,548 --> 00:22:59,148
It's 2:00, Cross-Eyed Billy probably
left the Bing already.

349
00:22:59,248 --> 00:23:02,048
I know a guy, Andre,
he's always up.

350
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:05,048
Well, cancel the car,
I'll give you a ride.

351
00:23:13,149 --> 00:23:15,249
You know who thinks
you're cute...

352
00:23:16,749 --> 00:23:18,314
is Marlene.

353
00:23:18,349 --> 00:23:20,549
She's got to be over 30,
isn't she?

354
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,315
She's 31.

355
00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:25,250
You know who you
ought to introduce me to

356
00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:27,250
is that friend a yours.

357
00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:29,015
Who?

358
00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:31,450
The one you brought over
to the house that time.

359
00:23:31,485 --> 00:23:34,717
Tall, kind of blondish,
brownish hair...

360
00:23:34,752 --> 00:23:37,951
- Danielle from Whippany.
- She's dead.

361
00:23:38,051 --> 00:23:39,351
What?

362
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:43,151
Yeah, she drowned on a picnic.

363
00:23:45,451 --> 00:23:47,016
Oh.

364
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,051
You know, I thought I picked up on
something between her and me.

365
00:23:50,152 --> 00:23:52,152
I'm not trying to be conceited.

366
00:23:54,052 --> 00:23:56,552
Tony!

367
00:24:28,654 --> 00:24:30,619
I've reviewed your chart

368
00:24:30,654 --> 00:24:33,355
and ruled out internal injuries,
so you're free to go.

369
00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:36,055
I'll have the nurse
process your discharge orders.

370
00:24:36,155 --> 00:24:39,255
Whoa, whoa.
This was a very bad accident.

371
00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:42,555
Are you sure you
did all the tests?

372
00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:44,720
I can afford it.

373
00:24:44,755 --> 00:24:46,720
I did the appropriate tests.

374
00:24:46,755 --> 00:24:48,756
I have a medical degree
from Johns Hopkins.

375
00:24:48,856 --> 00:24:51,256
My grandmother was
the first black woman licensed

376
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,156
to practice medicine
in Delaware.

377
00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:54,521
All right, take it easy.

378
00:24:54,556 --> 00:24:56,821
The young lady that I was with,

379
00:24:56,856 --> 00:25:00,256
they said she was okay,
but could I see her?

380
00:25:08,657 --> 00:25:10,357
Ade.

381
00:25:12,757 --> 00:25:15,157
- Hi.
- Hi.

382
00:25:15,257 --> 00:25:17,158
They say you're gonna be fine,

383
00:25:17,258 --> 00:25:19,758
they just want to keep
you here for observation.

384
00:25:19,793 --> 00:25:21,758
You know, be on the safe side.

385
00:25:23,658 --> 00:25:26,858
I don't even remember
what happened.

386
00:25:27,858 --> 00:25:29,958
There was a raccoon in the road,

387
00:25:30,058 --> 00:25:32,259
I swerved.

388
00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:38,459
- How's your car?
- Escalade?

389
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:40,624
It's totaled.

390
00:25:40,659 --> 00:25:43,359
Probably saved our life.

391
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,360
Are you okay?

392
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:51,560
Yeah, they're gonna let me go.

393
00:25:51,595 --> 00:25:54,160
I want to go too.

394
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:56,860
Chrissy's coming home today.

395
00:25:59,261 --> 00:26:01,561
We should probably
talk about that.

396
00:26:05,261 --> 00:26:07,011
Oh.

397
00:26:07,046 --> 00:26:08,761
Yeah.

398
00:26:09,761 --> 00:26:11,561
Right.

399
00:26:22,562 --> 00:26:24,562
Dude, how you doing?

400
00:26:26,262 --> 00:26:28,563
I hit the fucking
mother-lode.

401
00:26:28,663 --> 00:26:31,963
20 Gs of product a week.
Little Paulie's behind me

402
00:26:32,063 --> 00:26:34,128
- with the other half.
- Fuck me.

403
00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:38,763
Now, 20% of this load, they can stamp
the packs for the vending machines.

404
00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:41,564
The rest, the cartons can
go straight to the bodegas,

405
00:26:41,664 --> 00:26:44,064
let them worry about the stamps.

406
00:26:44,099 --> 00:26:45,829
I'm beat.

407
00:26:45,864 --> 00:26:47,464
I'm gonna hit the fucking rack,

408
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,764
have Ade cook me up
a nice carbonara.

409
00:26:51,864 --> 00:26:53,529
What's the matter?

410
00:26:53,564 --> 00:26:56,265
Don't know how to tell you,
but Adriana's in the hospital.

411
00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:59,565
- She was in an accident.
- What? When?

412
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,730
Last night
around 2:00.

413
00:27:01,765 --> 00:27:04,365
Jesus Christ, what happened?
Is she all right?

414
00:27:04,465 --> 00:27:06,665
She got banged up,
but she's gonna be okay.

415
00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:09,265
The drinking and driving...
I told her!

416
00:27:09,365 --> 00:27:11,766
- Where is she?
- Mount Mercy in Dover.

417
00:27:11,801 --> 00:27:14,233
- Dover?
- Apparently they swerved

418
00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:16,666
- to avoid a deer in the road.
- They?

419
00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:20,583
- Her and Tony.
- Tony? Soprano?

420
00:27:20,618 --> 00:27:24,432
- Uh-huh.
- Is he all right?

421
00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:27,867
Not a scratch.
The fucking luck on this guy.

422
00:27:27,902 --> 00:27:29,567
Yeah.

423
00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:31,867
Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, Dover.

424
00:27:31,967 --> 00:27:35,367
Right, she's got an aunt she's close
to out there who's been sick.

425
00:27:35,402 --> 00:27:37,867
She's friends with Tony's aunt.

426
00:27:39,268 --> 00:27:42,068
All right, somebody
take me to get my car.

427
00:27:42,168 --> 00:27:43,768
I better get over there.

428
00:27:43,868 --> 00:27:45,768
Fabio, put it up!

429
00:27:52,568 --> 00:27:55,269
Thought I'd die in there
without a cigarette.

430
00:27:59,269 --> 00:28:01,719
What, so you're
just not gonna talk?

431
00:28:01,754 --> 00:28:04,169
I almost got killed,
Christopher.

432
00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:06,134
I'm just curious.

433
00:28:06,169 --> 00:28:08,770
What the fuck were you doing
in the middle of the night

434
00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:12,170
in the middle of nowhere
in a car with my uncle?

435
00:28:12,205 --> 00:28:14,770
He was driving me home.

436
00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:17,135
- Fucking Dover?
- We were talking.

437
00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:19,635
W- we were going
to get something to eat.

438
00:28:19,670 --> 00:28:22,671
I get off of work,
I don't want to go right home.

439
00:28:22,706 --> 00:28:24,336
You weren't even there.

440
00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:26,471
No, I was
in a fucking Ride-A-Rent

441
00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:29,171
busting my ass with a bunch
of rednecks making a living,

442
00:28:29,206 --> 00:28:31,336
to buy you alcohol and coke

443
00:28:31,371 --> 00:28:34,171
and all the other shit
you shovel into your mouth!

444
00:28:36,672 --> 00:28:38,837
2:00 in the fucking morning?

445
00:28:38,872 --> 00:28:41,872
Don't fucking lie to me!
I can't stand it!

446
00:28:41,907 --> 00:28:43,937
Nothing was going on,
Christopher!

447
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,572
- I should've made you walk home!
- I swear to God.

448
00:28:47,607 --> 00:28:50,573
You know how this looks?
Don't talk to me!

449
00:28:50,608 --> 00:28:52,573
Shut your mouth!

450
00:29:08,474 --> 00:29:10,439
You wanted to see me?

451
00:29:10,474 --> 00:29:13,439
- Is Adriana okay?
- She's fine.

452
00:29:13,474 --> 00:29:16,574
People who don't clean up
after their pets...

453
00:29:18,775 --> 00:29:22,275
Pop this in that basket
for me, will you?

454
00:29:32,775 --> 00:29:34,541
It's blind luck, that accident.

455
00:29:34,576 --> 00:29:36,776
Cop told me he thought
he was coming up

456
00:29:36,811 --> 00:29:39,176
on a fatality
when he saw the car.

457
00:29:40,676 --> 00:29:43,176
I would be thinking
the same thing if I were you,

458
00:29:43,276 --> 00:29:45,741
but it's not true.

459
00:29:45,776 --> 00:29:48,077
I don't know what
you're talking about.

460
00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:50,077
Her car was in the shop,

461
00:29:50,177 --> 00:29:51,877
I was driving her
home from work,

462
00:29:51,912 --> 00:29:53,442
that's all.

463
00:29:53,477 --> 00:29:55,077
We were looking to get a burger.

464
00:29:55,177 --> 00:29:56,377
In Dover.

465
00:29:56,477 --> 00:29:57,942
What difference does it make?

466
00:29:57,977 --> 00:30:00,627
You don't seem to give
a shit she almost died.

467
00:30:00,662 --> 00:30:03,278
She could've been paralyzed
or scarred up,

468
00:30:03,313 --> 00:30:05,778
and you got a puss on?

469
00:30:05,878 --> 00:30:09,678
What were you doing out there
alone in a car with my fiancee?

470
00:30:09,778 --> 00:30:12,143
We were talking about you,
you selfish prick,

471
00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,478
and how you're the best thing
that ever happened to her.

472
00:30:15,578 --> 00:30:17,779
Oh, you don't think this
fucking devastates me?

473
00:30:17,879 --> 00:30:20,079
Well, frankly, you scored
so far over your head

474
00:30:20,114 --> 00:30:21,946
when you got her,
what do you expect?

475
00:30:21,981 --> 00:30:23,779
What the fuck are you
talking about?

476
00:30:23,814 --> 00:30:25,479
She's a knockout,

477
00:30:25,579 --> 00:30:28,229
a 10, and look at you.

478
00:30:28,264 --> 00:30:30,845
You're average at best,

479
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,180
so you better reconcile
yourself with that,

480
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,680
or you're gonna be fucking
paranoid your whole life.

481
00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:37,680
Oh, so this is
my fucking fault now?

482
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:40,530
Nothing happened,
and I'm not gonna say it again!

483
00:30:40,565 --> 00:30:43,280
And you should've married
that girl two years ago.

484
00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:46,581
Everybody knows you've been
the biggest fucking cooze hound

485
00:30:46,616 --> 00:30:48,381
around the past
four or five years.

486
00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:50,481
Your mid-life crisis.

487
00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:52,581
You'd fuck a catcher's mitt.

488
00:30:56,281 --> 00:30:59,082
On everything I hold sacred,

489
00:30:59,117 --> 00:31:00,947
on my children,

490
00:31:00,982 --> 00:31:04,482
there's nothing going on
between me and Adriana.

491
00:31:16,383 --> 00:31:18,948
Tony walked away
without a scratch,

492
00:31:18,983 --> 00:31:22,683
but Adriana suffered
a severe blow to the head.

493
00:31:22,718 --> 00:31:26,383
Adriana got caught giving
the big guy a blowjob.

494
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,084
And when the paramedics
found them,

495
00:31:28,184 --> 00:31:30,849
she had his cock
still in her mouth.

496
00:31:30,884 --> 00:31:34,149
Now, statistics show that
most single-car fatalities

497
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:38,184
are the result of guys popping
their load behind the wheel.

498
00:31:38,219 --> 00:31:41,184
Apparently, he came
all over the sun visor.

499
00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:44,885
Sanseverino.

500
00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:46,885
Guess who went down
on Tony Soprano.

501
00:31:48,985 --> 00:31:50,850
That's the truth.
It's fact.

502
00:31:50,885 --> 00:31:53,485
If it was my old lady,
the next thing she would suck

503
00:31:53,585 --> 00:31:55,485
- is a tailpipe.
- That pretty little trim

504
00:31:55,585 --> 00:31:57,386
can suck this pipe
anytime she wants.

505
00:31:57,421 --> 00:31:59,186
Like you would ever have a shot.

506
00:31:59,286 --> 00:32:01,086
Hey, let me tell you something.

507
00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:02,936
When Christopher was in rehab,

508
00:32:02,971 --> 00:32:04,651
she was calling me all the time.

509
00:32:04,686 --> 00:32:07,086
- I was this close.
- Then you got a problem,

510
00:32:07,186 --> 00:32:09,286
'cause your braciole
isn't even that long.

511
00:32:14,487 --> 00:32:16,387
What's so funny?

512
00:32:16,487 --> 00:32:18,087
Nothing.

513
00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:21,187
Didn't sound like nothing,
I want to hear the big joke.

514
00:32:21,222 --> 00:32:23,554
Take it easy,
we're just shooting the shit.

515
00:32:23,589 --> 00:32:25,888
We were just talking
about my braciole.

516
00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:28,888
- Oh yeah, what about it?
- So, deal you in, huh?

517
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:31,488
I asked him a fucking question.

518
00:32:31,588 --> 00:32:34,253
What are you breaking
my balls for?

519
00:32:34,288 --> 00:32:36,988
I want a fucking answer.
What's so fucking hilarious,

520
00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,189
- you fucking parade float?
- Oh!

521
00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:41,189
I'm a fucking captain now.

522
00:32:41,289 --> 00:32:42,989
You don't talk to me like that!

523
00:32:43,089 --> 00:32:45,539
- Oh, come on, guys.
- Don't put your hands on me!

524
00:32:45,574 --> 00:32:47,989
- Chrissy, for Christ's sake!
- Fuck all of youse!

525
00:32:48,089 --> 00:32:50,089
- Oh! Whoa, whoa!
- Motherfucker!

526
00:32:50,189 --> 00:32:52,289
- Hold it.
- Easy.

527
00:32:56,890 --> 00:32:58,690
Vinar, Jimmy, please join me.

528
00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:01,290
So talk to me, guys,
how do we look in these?

529
00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:05,055
Hey, hon.
I already ate.

530
00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:08,191
- There's a casserole in...
- You fucking lying bitch!

531
00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:10,791
Ow! Stop it!
What are you doing?

532
00:33:10,891 --> 00:33:13,391
You were sucking his cock!
Georgie told me everything!

533
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,391
The surgeon
on the operating table

534
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:17,291
said you were
moaning Tony's name!

535
00:33:17,391 --> 00:33:19,891
- What are you talking about?
- You fucking lied to me!

536
00:33:19,991 --> 00:33:21,692
What were you doing
in Dover then?

537
00:33:21,727 --> 00:33:24,057
See?
You can't tell me,

538
00:33:24,092 --> 00:33:27,292
'cause I know what you were doing!
Your other dope dealer's there.

539
00:33:27,327 --> 00:33:29,459
I remembered, go ahead, deny it!

540
00:33:29,494 --> 00:33:31,592
Okay! I was going out
to see Andre,

541
00:33:31,692 --> 00:33:35,192
but I wasn't sucking anybody's cock!
How could you say that?

542
00:33:35,227 --> 00:33:37,310
Oh, so you two
were just gonna go toot up

543
00:33:37,345 --> 00:33:39,358
a bunch of lines,
go fucking birdwatching?

544
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:42,093
Oh, you son of a bitch.
I was gonna stay up all night

545
00:33:42,193 --> 00:33:44,058
and clean this fucking shithole!

546
00:33:44,093 --> 00:33:47,093
Everybody knows about it!
Everybody's talking about it!

547
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,159
- No, please!
- You want me to use you, bitch!

548
00:33:51,194 --> 00:33:55,094
- You're fucking killing me!
- No, I don't, I love you!

549
00:33:56,694 --> 00:33:58,694
Stop it.

550
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:03,394
- You motherfucker!
- Fucking whore.

551
00:34:04,895 --> 00:34:06,860
Ow, my neck!

552
00:34:06,895 --> 00:34:09,295
Get the fuck out of here!

553
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:11,995
I never want to see you again!

554
00:34:45,197 --> 00:34:47,898
I thought you had
an algebra test.

555
00:34:47,933 --> 00:34:50,598
- Oh, chill out.
- What did you say?

556
00:34:51,898 --> 00:34:54,498
Well, look, I studied
for 45 minutes straight,

557
00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:57,998
don't I get a break?

558
00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:01,198
Hi. What's up?

559
00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:04,299
Oh, AJ, how's it going?

560
00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:06,164
Hey, Uncle Tony.

561
00:35:06,199 --> 00:35:08,249
Did I come at a bad time?

562
00:35:08,284 --> 00:35:10,299
I need to talk to you.

563
00:35:11,799 --> 00:35:14,999
AJ, go upstairs, study.

564
00:35:15,099 --> 00:35:17,900
- Well, what about the pizza?
- Now!

565
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,200
Study.

566
00:35:33,301 --> 00:35:35,066
All right, what's up?

567
00:35:35,101 --> 00:35:37,601
I went to the Belleville Tavern
after work,

568
00:35:37,701 --> 00:35:39,501
and Larry down there said

569
00:35:39,601 --> 00:35:41,801
our little cousin was
in there all fucked up.

570
00:35:41,836 --> 00:35:44,001
Somebody told him what
was going on in the car.

571
00:35:44,036 --> 00:35:45,867
There was nothing
going on in the car.

572
00:35:45,902 --> 00:35:47,867
No, of course not,
but he thinks there was,

573
00:35:47,902 --> 00:35:50,202
so he started drinking again,
he beat up Adriana

574
00:35:50,237 --> 00:35:52,202
and he threw her out
of the fucking house.

575
00:35:52,302 --> 00:35:54,767
Where's his fucking
self-control, this guy?

576
00:35:54,802 --> 00:35:58,002
Little Paulie's out there
looking for him to rein him in,

577
00:35:58,037 --> 00:36:00,103
but he was saying some
crazy things about you.

578
00:36:00,203 --> 00:36:03,503
Oh, this goddamn kid.

579
00:36:03,603 --> 00:36:07,203
Christopher's not
right in the head, Ton'.

580
00:36:07,303 --> 00:36:09,403
Who the fuck knows
what he's capable of?

581
00:36:09,503 --> 00:36:11,003
Well, he knows where to find me.

582
00:36:11,103 --> 00:36:13,304
You see him you tell him that.

583
00:36:15,004 --> 00:36:17,004
I got to use your john.

584
00:36:23,904 --> 00:36:26,804
Get you a day early, huh?

585
00:36:26,904 --> 00:36:29,355
I'll go to the store
in the morning.

586
00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:31,805
Look, relax.
Go whenever you want.

587
00:36:39,305 --> 00:36:41,771
What the hell is wrong with him?

588
00:36:41,806 --> 00:36:45,006
What do you want, Tony?
He couldn't bring this in himself?

589
00:36:45,106 --> 00:36:47,471
I can't even come in
and say hello?

590
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:51,006
What you want is to know if I heard
the disgusting shit they're saying.

591
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:53,006
At least have the guts
to come out and ask me.

592
00:36:53,106 --> 00:36:55,672
- It isn't true.
- You know what? Fuck you!

593
00:36:55,707 --> 00:36:58,507
Fuck me? Fuck you!
- You got to put your son in hiding

594
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,672
because of your
fucking philandering?

595
00:37:00,707 --> 00:37:03,507
Afraid he'll get caught
in the crossfire? Your own son?

596
00:37:03,607 --> 00:37:05,172
Christopher's upset, that's all.

597
00:37:05,207 --> 00:37:07,307
He could come over.
He could say some things

598
00:37:07,407 --> 00:37:10,908
- that a kid shouldn't hear.
- Just please leave.

599
00:37:10,943 --> 00:37:13,408
I don't even
want to look at you.

600
00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:58,611
Motherfucker!

601
00:38:13,912 --> 00:38:15,612
Motherfucking gun!

602
00:38:19,812 --> 00:38:21,678
Give me two.

603
00:38:21,713 --> 00:38:23,613
This kid ain't gonna show up, T.

604
00:38:23,648 --> 00:38:25,513
He's probably in some gutter.

605
00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:27,813
Yeah, hopefully
he's wore himself down.

606
00:38:27,913 --> 00:38:29,713
Where are you, you fuck!

607
00:38:29,813 --> 00:38:31,513
He's got a gun!

608
00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:34,313
I know you're
up there, motherfucker!

609
00:38:34,348 --> 00:38:36,479
You know what to do down there!

610
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:40,214
You're fucking lucky!
You're fucking lucky I ran out of loads!

611
00:38:40,314 --> 00:38:42,179
Shut up, you little cock,

612
00:38:42,214 --> 00:38:45,614
- or I'll split your fucking wishbone.
- It's all over.

613
00:38:45,649 --> 00:38:47,714
Everybody, enjoy the evening.

614
00:38:47,814 --> 00:38:49,815
Unhappy customer.

615
00:39:17,016 --> 00:39:18,717
Let me the fuck go!

616
00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:20,582
I'll kill all of youse!

617
00:39:20,617 --> 00:39:22,617
I'll fucking kill all of youse!

618
00:39:28,317 --> 00:39:30,617
You draw down on the boss
of a fucking family?

619
00:39:30,652 --> 00:39:33,383
- Huh?
- You lied to me!

620
00:39:33,418 --> 00:39:36,083
You were scoring coke with her!
She admitted it!

621
00:39:36,118 --> 00:39:39,818
So what? I can't relieve stress
every once in a while?

622
00:39:39,853 --> 00:39:41,918
I don't got enough
fucking problems?

623
00:39:41,953 --> 00:39:43,935
You sent me to North Carolina

624
00:39:43,970 --> 00:39:45,883
so you could fuck my girlfriend.

625
00:39:45,918 --> 00:39:49,919
What kind of fucking animal
you think I am, huh?

626
00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:52,219
The thought never
even entered my head!

627
00:39:52,319 --> 00:39:54,819
You're a man!
You're alone in a car with her...

628
00:39:54,919 --> 00:39:57,719
You fucking pushed me to this.
You pushed me to this!

629
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,420
Way I see it, he must've known
the gun was empty.

630
00:40:07,455 --> 00:40:09,537
Look what he pumped
into your car.

631
00:40:09,572 --> 00:40:12,096
What are you trying
to say, Paulie?

632
00:40:12,131 --> 00:40:14,620
What the fuck
you trying to say, huh?

633
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,386
Either you tell me right now

634
00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:26,421
that you can take it
into your heart

635
00:40:26,521 --> 00:40:28,621
that I did not do this shit...

636
00:40:30,322 --> 00:40:32,722
or this is as far as we go.

637
00:40:41,622 --> 00:40:44,088
- Motherfucker.
- Tony, come on!

638
00:40:44,123 --> 00:40:47,023
- Listen to somebody else for a change.
- Fuck him.

639
00:40:47,058 --> 00:40:49,823
Tony, try it my way.

640
00:40:49,858 --> 00:40:52,423
Listen to me.

641
00:41:16,825 --> 00:41:18,890
Mister... Sorriano,

642
00:41:18,925 --> 00:41:21,025
- what seems to be the matter?
- Soprano.

643
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:23,725
I'm fine. It's my friend here
who needs to talk to you.

644
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,290
You know where ER admitting is?

645
00:41:25,325 --> 00:41:28,291
Look, you got someplace
maybe we could talk?

646
00:41:28,326 --> 00:41:32,026
It's 3:00 A.M., and I just finished
a 17-hour rotation.

647
00:41:32,061 --> 00:41:35,626
Any gunshot wounds
or broken kneecaps?

648
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,626
Two minutes.

649
00:41:40,726 --> 00:41:43,927
You're an excellent doctor,
that's why I brought him here.

650
00:41:43,962 --> 00:41:45,727
Come on.

651
00:41:54,427 --> 00:41:56,828
This gentleman here
is the fiance

652
00:41:56,863 --> 00:41:59,245
of the young lady
that I was with.

653
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,593
Now, he's got it into his head

654
00:42:01,628 --> 00:42:04,528
that there was oral sex going on
at the time of the wreck.

655
00:42:04,628 --> 00:42:06,628
- Listen, I...
- Hey, hey, hey!

656
00:42:08,528 --> 00:42:11,129
Just a second.

657
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:14,094
Naturally, he's very upset,

658
00:42:14,129 --> 00:42:16,629
so I need you
to tell him there wasn't.

659
00:42:16,729 --> 00:42:18,629
He's obviously
feeling the pressure,

660
00:42:18,729 --> 00:42:20,629
he's just gonna fucking lie.

661
00:42:20,729 --> 00:42:24,430
I'm not in the custom
of lying about anything,

662
00:42:24,530 --> 00:42:27,895
but whether somebody

663
00:42:27,930 --> 00:42:30,180
was getting
something in the car,

664
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,395
how could I possibly
attest to that?

665
00:42:32,430 --> 00:42:34,395
Well, as the attending,
you could explain

666
00:42:34,430 --> 00:42:36,630
- how medically it's not possible.
- Excuse me?

667
00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:40,031
If she was wearing her seatbelt,
then there would have been abrasions

668
00:42:40,066 --> 00:42:43,031
to the lateral anterior aspect
of the clavicle, wouldn't there?

669
00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:45,131
Or the right
mid-sternum?

670
00:42:45,231 --> 00:42:47,196
Are you a physician?

671
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:51,231
No, I'm a pre-board certified
massage therapist.

672
00:42:53,032 --> 00:42:55,332
So did she have any
of those kind of things?

673
00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,397
Actually, yes,
on the right clavicle

674
00:42:57,432 --> 00:43:00,432
and the sternum just above
the xiphoid process

675
00:43:00,467 --> 00:43:02,597
which would indicate

676
00:43:02,632 --> 00:43:04,732
an upright position
at the moment of impact.

677
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,433
So what he's saying is
that she was sitting up.

678
00:43:10,133 --> 00:43:11,698
All right.

679
00:43:11,733 --> 00:43:14,233
Thank you, doctor.
Come on.

680
00:43:16,033 --> 00:43:18,433
For the kids,
the Make-A-Wish Foundation,

681
00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:20,333
whatever... here.

682
00:43:22,234 --> 00:43:23,634
Thank you!

683
00:43:27,234 --> 00:43:29,434
What do you want from me?

684
00:43:29,469 --> 00:43:31,634
I guess I believe you.

685
00:43:32,834 --> 00:43:34,834
All right.

686
00:43:38,235 --> 00:43:41,035
You threw food at Vito.
That's got to be resolved.

687
00:43:41,070 --> 00:43:43,135
He was fucking laughing,
which was wrong.

688
00:43:47,935 --> 00:43:50,936
But at this point now,
it don't make no difference.

689
00:43:54,536 --> 00:43:58,036
Even if it wasn't true,
it's what people think.

690
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,836
They know you were out there
scoring coke with her.

691
00:44:00,871 --> 00:44:02,836
What do you care
what people think?

692
00:44:02,936 --> 00:44:04,702
You know the truth.

693
00:44:04,737 --> 00:44:06,737
I got to live in the world.

694
00:44:07,737 --> 00:44:10,137
And now I look like Joe Jerkoff.

695
00:44:15,837 --> 00:44:17,537
No, no, no, no.

696
00:44:26,238 --> 00:44:28,138
You know what?

697
00:44:28,238 --> 00:44:30,638
I might as well have fucked her.

698
00:44:30,738 --> 00:44:32,338
Thanks.

699
00:44:39,739 --> 00:44:41,439
Hello?

700
00:44:44,839 --> 00:44:46,805
I rang the doorbell six times.

701
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,240
- Nobody answered.
- What are you doing here?

702
00:44:49,340 --> 00:44:51,240
I want to talk to you.

703
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:53,205
If you came to pick
him up, he's not going.

704
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,740
Oh, so you believe all that
shit they're saying, huh?

705
00:44:55,775 --> 00:44:58,840
Am I that horrible?
Really?

706
00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,640
Where there's smoke,
there's fire.

707
00:45:00,675 --> 00:45:02,241
I don't know what you did.

708
00:45:02,341 --> 00:45:04,941
What's gonna happen when
your children hear about this?

709
00:45:04,976 --> 00:45:07,241
- Meadow already suspects you.
- Suspects what?

710
00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:10,341
She saw you at the club.
She said she thought you were coked out.

711
00:45:10,376 --> 00:45:12,441
What are you talking about?
I don't do drugs.

712
00:45:12,541 --> 00:45:15,542
She knows about the accident.
What do you think she's gonna think?

713
00:45:15,642 --> 00:45:17,107
And with Anthony at that age?

714
00:45:17,142 --> 00:45:20,142
Oh, come on, the kids!
The kids... It's about you!

715
00:45:20,177 --> 00:45:21,707
Fine, so it's all about me!

716
00:45:21,742 --> 00:45:23,242
What, do I mean nothing to you?

717
00:45:23,342 --> 00:45:26,042
That I got to live with this
swirling around me?

718
00:45:27,942 --> 00:45:30,343
Forget about what they're saying,
I'm asking you.

719
00:45:30,443 --> 00:45:32,943
You think I'd have
sexual relations with her?

720
00:45:32,978 --> 00:45:35,443
Adriana, who's gonna be
a member of this family?

721
00:45:38,243 --> 00:45:41,308
Now I want you
to answer me truthfully.

722
00:45:41,343 --> 00:45:45,344
Look, I know I haven't
been a fucking saint, all right?

723
00:45:45,379 --> 00:45:48,861
And you got plenty of issues
of your own on that subject.

724
00:45:48,896 --> 00:45:52,344
But you haven't exactly
been a fucking saint yourself.

725
00:45:57,444 --> 00:45:59,145
No, no, no, no, no, come here.

726
00:46:02,345 --> 00:46:04,945
You think I would go near
that girl like that?

727
00:46:17,446 --> 00:46:18,546
Thank you.

728
00:46:23,846 --> 00:46:25,996
Look, I'm asking you
to pull with me

729
00:46:26,031 --> 00:46:28,112
to put a good face
on this thing.

730
00:46:28,147 --> 00:46:30,747
For the sake of the kids
and this family.

731
00:46:30,847 --> 00:46:33,547
I got to bail you out?

732
00:46:33,647 --> 00:46:36,447
It's never-ending,
your bullshit.

733
00:46:55,048 --> 00:46:57,949
Use a fucking crosswalk!

734
00:47:09,049 --> 00:47:11,350
Jesus Christ.

735
00:47:11,450 --> 00:47:13,850
Don't get all excited.

736
00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:16,215
Most of it's from the accident.

737
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:20,150
- You okay?
- What do you fucking think?

738
00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:22,850
Kicked out of my house,

739
00:47:22,950 --> 00:47:26,316
I may have ulcerated colitis
and you call me up.

740
00:47:26,351 --> 00:47:30,251
We'd like your permission to put
a listening device in your business.

741
00:47:30,286 --> 00:47:33,051
This relationship with Tony
could net us a lot of chatter.

742
00:47:33,086 --> 00:47:34,851
Don't forget,
it's him we're after.

743
00:47:34,951 --> 00:47:37,451
There is no relationship!

744
00:47:37,551 --> 00:47:39,452
The faster we get Tony
and put him away,

745
00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:42,217
the sooner you can
get on with your life.

746
00:47:42,252 --> 00:47:44,652
We can get a court order
to install a device anyway,

747
00:47:44,752 --> 00:47:48,252
- but this will make our lives simpler.
- Fuck you.

748
00:47:48,352 --> 00:47:50,153
I do enough for you people.

749
00:47:50,187 --> 00:47:51,952
You're not bugging my club.

750
00:47:52,052 --> 00:47:53,618
Adriana...

751
00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:58,053
it's a syndrome,
protecting abusers.

752
00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:02,753
If it would've been Christopher
alone in a car with a woman,

753
00:48:02,788 --> 00:48:05,254
I would've killed him.

754
00:48:37,356 --> 00:48:40,856
Arthur's sending something
over with his compliments.

755
00:48:40,891 --> 00:48:42,756
Thank you.

756
00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:50,757
Thank you.

757
00:48:52,457 --> 00:48:54,157
Enjoy.

758
00:49:10,158 --> 00:49:13,158
- Nice to see you, Ton'.
- Oh, thank you.

759
00:49:14,458 --> 00:49:16,758
- Gravy's good tonight.
- Mm-hmm.

760
00:49:26,759 --> 00:49:28,424
Nice to see you.

761
00:49:28,459 --> 00:49:30,460
I hope you have
a pleasant evening.

762
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:41,160
Ladies.

