1 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,320 What the fuck? 2 00:02:09,519 --> 00:02:11,719 Aw, shit! 3 00:02:30,018 --> 00:02:32,183 So, Bundino, 4 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,883 why you fuck me like this? 5 00:02:33,918 --> 00:02:35,783 What the fuck you talkin' about? 6 00:02:35,818 --> 00:02:38,582 I got a whole leg covered with Neosporin. 7 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:41,617 I just spent an hour with the cops explainin' how it went down. 8 00:02:41,652 --> 00:02:43,982 I no forget you professional criminal. 9 00:02:44,017 --> 00:02:47,117 Let me ask you somethin'. If I really wanted to rob you, 10 00:02:47,152 --> 00:02:49,317 you think I'd have to put up with this bullshit? 11 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:51,717 Well, just so you know. 12 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:56,081 I didn't take your truck. 13 00:02:56,116 --> 00:02:58,516 I lost my study guide, my fuckin' flashcards. 14 00:03:00,016 --> 00:03:03,516 I'm sick of this fuckin' prejudice against ex-cons. 15 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:07,016 I never hire you if I no need Tony Soprano for union. 16 00:03:07,116 --> 00:03:09,615 Not for him, I show you the fucking window. 17 00:03:16,615 --> 00:03:18,015 Great. 18 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,015 Hey, I thought you liked the other one. 19 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:23,114 The Corn Pops. Here, take it. 20 00:03:23,214 --> 00:03:26,179 What, no juice either? 21 00:03:26,214 --> 00:03:27,779 I told you, write it down. 22 00:03:27,814 --> 00:03:29,979 I'll have the girl pick up whatever you want. 23 00:03:30,014 --> 00:03:33,114 She doesn't know the difference between fruit roll-ups and Pop-Tarts. 24 00:03:33,149 --> 00:03:35,079 I know, everybody's an idiot to you. 25 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,614 You know they got these places called supermarkets 26 00:03:37,649 --> 00:03:40,113 where you go, and you buy the things that you like. 27 00:03:40,213 --> 00:03:42,613 I'll reimburse you. 28 00:03:42,713 --> 00:03:44,913 And when am I supposed to do that? 29 00:03:45,013 --> 00:03:48,213 Well, as far as I can tell, you spend most of your time on the phone 30 00:03:48,313 --> 00:03:51,313 or sittin' on the couch perfecting that pissy look on your face. 31 00:03:51,348 --> 00:03:53,513 Add coming home drunk, sounds like you. 32 00:03:57,312 --> 00:03:59,612 - What the fuck did you say to me? - Let the fuck go of me. 33 00:03:59,647 --> 00:04:01,377 Or what? Or what? 34 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:03,312 One of these days, you wait, 35 00:04:03,347 --> 00:04:05,212 I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass. 36 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:07,412 What's wrong with right now then, huh? 37 00:04:07,512 --> 00:04:10,411 What's wrong with right now? Come on! 38 00:04:15,611 --> 00:04:17,611 Blah. 39 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:27,810 Now you got nothin'. 40 00:04:49,009 --> 00:04:51,374 - Thank you, Mary. - You're welcome. 41 00:04:51,409 --> 00:04:54,509 I hated to call you in but I got this midterm report 42 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,608 from Mr. Fiske, Anthony's English teacher. 43 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:01,408 And, uh, well, it doesn't hit the mail for a few days 44 00:05:01,443 --> 00:05:03,508 and I thought maybe we could get a jump on it 45 00:05:03,543 --> 00:05:05,508 and avert any real crisis. 46 00:05:05,608 --> 00:05:07,208 Wonderful, another crisis. 47 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,158 He's still well below the C average 48 00:05:09,193 --> 00:05:11,007 he needs for the colleges we discussed. 49 00:05:11,107 --> 00:05:14,207 There is also an issue 50 00:05:14,307 --> 00:05:16,607 with his five paragraph essay. 51 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:19,172 "Animal Farm"? 52 00:05:19,207 --> 00:05:22,007 Anthony submitted his one-line topic late. 53 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:23,607 Then two drafts. 54 00:05:23,707 --> 00:05:26,656 The first was apparently sketchy. 55 00:05:26,691 --> 00:05:29,606 The second, Fiske said, was... 56 00:05:29,641 --> 00:05:31,906 "suspiciously cogent." 57 00:05:33,006 --> 00:05:34,971 Plagiarism. 58 00:05:35,006 --> 00:05:37,371 He thinks my son cheated? 59 00:05:37,406 --> 00:05:40,606 He spent almost an entire Saturday afternoon at the library. 60 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,805 - I think it's obvious what's going on. - What do you mean? 61 00:05:43,905 --> 00:05:46,805 Anyone else shows sudden improvement, he gets a gold star. 62 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,505 My son gets his act together 63 00:05:48,605 --> 00:05:50,355 and suddenly he's a cheater? 64 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:52,070 I know what people think, Bob. 65 00:05:52,105 --> 00:05:54,705 Italian-American, father in the carting industry... 66 00:05:54,805 --> 00:05:56,504 Are you suggesting some sort of bias? 67 00:05:56,604 --> 00:05:58,369 Because that's a very serious charge. 68 00:05:58,404 --> 00:06:01,269 I have met this Mr. Fiske. He's a cold fish. 69 00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:03,904 Couldn't you or one of the other teachers talk to him? 70 00:06:04,004 --> 00:06:05,704 Tell him how hard AJ's trying? 71 00:06:08,304 --> 00:06:10,404 Nothing will make a better argument 72 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:12,770 than continued effort on AJ's part. 73 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:15,068 But hey, there... there's still a shot. 74 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:18,103 This semester's grade is heavily weighted on their term paper 75 00:06:18,138 --> 00:06:21,103 - on "Lord of the Flies." - My stomach is in knots. 76 00:06:25,503 --> 00:06:28,802 That's why I thought it important that you come in. 77 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:35,802 Though it... 78 00:06:35,902 --> 00:06:38,302 did take me about an hour to decide what to wear. 79 00:06:38,337 --> 00:06:40,567 Me too. 80 00:06:40,602 --> 00:06:43,701 Does that mean you've thought about my dinner offer? 81 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,366 I probably shouldn't say this 82 00:06:46,401 --> 00:06:49,001 but I have thought about nothing else since you called. 83 00:06:49,101 --> 00:06:51,966 Well, we can't do justice 84 00:06:52,001 --> 00:06:54,601 to any discussion of "Madame Bovary" over the phone. 85 00:06:54,701 --> 00:06:57,301 That's the thing though. That book was way over my head. 86 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,100 Why would you even be interested in someone like me? 87 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,950 Because of just that. I mean, who admits this stuff? 88 00:07:03,985 --> 00:07:06,700 Not only are you very attractive, you're unpretentious, 89 00:07:06,735 --> 00:07:08,917 - you say what's on your mind. - So a big mouth. 90 00:07:08,952 --> 00:07:11,100 I see how that would attract a man like you. 91 00:07:11,135 --> 00:07:14,099 So, should we grab a meal or not? 92 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:17,864 Well, there are other things to think about. My husband for one. 93 00:07:17,899 --> 00:07:21,199 Your husband's gonna have to get used to the idea that your life is moving on. 94 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:24,199 I'm not worried about my life. 95 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:27,064 Oh! 96 00:07:27,099 --> 00:07:28,763 You know what? Call me naive, 97 00:07:28,798 --> 00:07:31,698 but in this day and age I don't really think your husband... 98 00:07:31,798 --> 00:07:35,398 if he found out... is going to break his son's teacher's legs. 99 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,163 Not to mention how that would play 100 00:07:37,198 --> 00:07:39,398 in the admissions office at Arizona State. 101 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,497 I don't get it. What's so funny about that? 102 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,997 Honey, aren't you gonna eat something? 103 00:07:54,097 --> 00:07:55,662 Janice made lasagna. 104 00:07:55,697 --> 00:07:58,397 It's not so great but you need something on your stomach. 105 00:07:58,432 --> 00:08:01,496 We're gonna go. Got to stop at my mother's. 106 00:08:01,531 --> 00:08:03,496 Gwen just told us how you met. 107 00:08:03,596 --> 00:08:05,796 They let you use the internet in the can? 108 00:08:05,831 --> 00:08:07,596 They let you post an ad. 109 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:10,496 I got to read some of that shit. I bet it's hysterical. 110 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,361 He's, uh... 111 00:08:13,396 --> 00:08:15,795 trying to concentrate. 112 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,195 "Vascular Physiology." 113 00:08:19,195 --> 00:08:21,395 "Neurotomy." 114 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:23,395 Shit. 115 00:08:23,495 --> 00:08:25,760 T made it out like it was a big gym test. 116 00:08:25,795 --> 00:08:28,595 Some people don't realize what massage involves. 117 00:08:28,695 --> 00:08:31,594 I'm practically doin' two years of medical school on my own right now. 118 00:08:31,694 --> 00:08:33,594 One thing I learned in recovery, 119 00:08:33,629 --> 00:08:35,494 other people's definitions of you, 120 00:08:35,594 --> 00:08:38,594 sometimes they're more about makin' themselves feel better. 121 00:08:38,629 --> 00:08:40,394 You got to define yourself. 122 00:08:40,494 --> 00:08:42,394 Keep your eye on the tiger, man. 123 00:08:44,394 --> 00:08:46,493 - See you, Tony. - Bye. 124 00:08:49,293 --> 00:08:51,593 I suppose I could speak with Monsignor Bava, 125 00:08:51,628 --> 00:08:53,558 have him call his nephew at Kmart. 126 00:08:53,593 --> 00:08:55,858 That'll fix us in the Huggies department. 127 00:08:55,893 --> 00:08:59,193 Well, the diaper drive covers "Clothe the naked." 128 00:08:59,228 --> 00:09:01,157 What do you say we work on "Feed the hungry"? 129 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:04,092 - This looks delicious. - Thanks for inviting me, Carm. 130 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,092 Pleasant surprise, indeed. 131 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:09,642 So, how goes life these days? 132 00:09:09,677 --> 00:09:13,034 Actually, I think I met somebody. 133 00:09:13,069 --> 00:09:16,356 - Really? - Just kind of happened. 134 00:09:16,391 --> 00:09:19,191 We had been working on this project together 135 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,758 and suddenly we both realized 136 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:24,291 that there were certain feelings. 137 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,691 And I like him as a person too, of course. 138 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:29,391 Don't get me wrong. 139 00:09:29,491 --> 00:09:31,790 The funny thing is, I was sure he was gay. 140 00:09:31,825 --> 00:09:34,190 He sort of reminded me of you. 141 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:37,890 He's an intellectual. You know what I mean? 142 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,407 Anyway, we had been friends, I guess, 143 00:09:40,442 --> 00:09:42,855 and then he called to ask me out. 144 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:46,290 And suddenly all the formality dropped away. 145 00:09:46,325 --> 00:09:48,689 When I saw him the other day, 146 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,889 he looked at me with this intensity. 147 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,254 Now I know it's wrong, 148 00:09:53,289 --> 00:09:54,989 but the truth is, I feel it too. 149 00:09:58,289 --> 00:10:01,054 You know, if you really want to discuss this, 150 00:10:01,089 --> 00:10:03,988 I think we should include Tony in the conversation as well. 151 00:10:05,888 --> 00:10:08,888 Why are you sounding, I don't know, kind of hostile? 152 00:10:08,923 --> 00:10:10,788 I'm not. 153 00:10:11,888 --> 00:10:13,788 Perhaps that's your sin talking. 154 00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:15,653 This is none of Tony's business. 155 00:10:15,688 --> 00:10:18,887 Who knows what he's been up to, and not just during the separation either. 156 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:22,087 That doesn't change the fact you made a commitment to each other before God. 157 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,187 Maybe you should send the papal nuncio to Tony and remind him of that. 158 00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:27,887 Why am I the only one held to any kind of standards? 159 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:30,004 And for that matter, if this is wrong, 160 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:32,087 why did God put this man in my life? 161 00:10:32,187 --> 00:10:34,886 Is it God that put him there? 162 00:10:34,986 --> 00:10:37,786 Or is there a particular need you have right now? 163 00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:39,786 See, I never understand this. 164 00:10:39,886 --> 00:10:42,286 Didn't He put the need there? 165 00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:50,285 Say when, señor. 166 00:10:57,185 --> 00:10:59,585 You! Office! 167 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,985 5:15, I haven't punched in yet. 168 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,584 This is still my time. 169 00:11:13,484 --> 00:11:14,949 Yeah? 170 00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:18,583 I give you a hard time about my truck the other day. 171 00:11:18,618 --> 00:11:21,283 Cops find two kids... 172 00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:23,083 Feel free to apologize any time. 173 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,983 Anyway, they investigate. 174 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,683 Could be joyride. 175 00:11:26,783 --> 00:11:29,283 But I think maybe behind it 176 00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:31,048 is my cousin in the north side. 177 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:34,282 - You know if they found my books? - Who knows? 178 00:11:38,182 --> 00:11:40,532 You study hard for massage, yeah? 179 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,882 The licensing test is pretty hard. 180 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,647 Huge failure rate. 181 00:11:44,682 --> 00:11:46,682 If you pass, then what you do with this? 182 00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:50,346 Be a professional masseur. 183 00:11:50,381 --> 00:11:52,681 You no think of massage "kageh"? 184 00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:54,881 You know, small sauna. 185 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,681 Yeah, I could see it. 186 00:11:56,781 --> 00:11:59,581 Four or five tables, soothing atmosphere. 187 00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:01,846 Pipe in a little Keith Jarrett. 188 00:12:01,881 --> 00:12:04,381 First thing, I get stuck with you. I think, 189 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,545 "Oh, shit. God damn it. 190 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,580 He lazy American and criminal. 191 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,945 No good for Kim." 192 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,680 But you work for Kim and future. 193 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,980 Like Korean people. 194 00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:18,897 I wouldn't say that. 195 00:12:18,932 --> 00:12:20,744 I come from Korea. 196 00:12:20,779 --> 00:12:23,979 Only new shoes and uncle's address. 197 00:12:24,014 --> 00:12:26,679 Worse than prison. 198 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:30,479 But I become "jah-soo-suhng-gah," the boss. 199 00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:32,844 That's why I try to help you. 200 00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:35,978 Help me how? What are you talking about? 201 00:12:36,013 --> 00:12:39,078 I stake you the money in a storefront. 202 00:12:41,778 --> 00:12:44,543 I got a travel agency 203 00:12:44,578 --> 00:12:47,743 in mini-mall over at West Caldwell. 204 00:12:47,778 --> 00:12:52,377 Shitty business with a fucking three-year lease. 205 00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,542 You know, my daughter, 206 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,377 very interested in massage. 207 00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:04,077 Physical therapy. Top two-thirds class. 208 00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:06,776 Good for her. It's a tough nut to crack. 209 00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:09,376 She no like physical therapy no more. 210 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:11,741 Cripple people make her sad. 211 00:13:11,776 --> 00:13:15,676 Now, she watch TV, live at home, do nothing. 212 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:19,576 You pass test then you, me, my daughter, 213 00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:22,175 we make the big success journey. 214 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,975 Okay? 215 00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:27,175 Jesus. 216 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,275 Yeah, all right. 217 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,975 I don't know what to say, Kim. 218 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,875 Thanks. 219 00:13:42,074 --> 00:13:45,674 I laid it out for him. He wants to move back here. 220 00:13:45,774 --> 00:13:48,674 - It's got to be with your approval. - This was your idea? 221 00:13:49,674 --> 00:13:51,739 It was mutual. 222 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:54,573 He's upset 'cause you don't get the kind of cereal he likes. 223 00:13:54,673 --> 00:13:56,873 He threw it in the sink. How am I supposed to focus 224 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:59,423 at school with no breakfast? I got dizzy. 225 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,873 I'm sorry. I don't see why the two of you 226 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,873 can't work this out between yourselves. 227 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,073 Well maybe I don't want to live 228 00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:08,922 in a place where people use violence against children. 229 00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:11,672 Violence? You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass. 230 00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:14,137 You see? Now that's abuse. I know what my rights are. 231 00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:16,972 I can call social services and they'll send a case worker. 232 00:14:17,007 --> 00:14:18,972 Go ahead! He'll get the other shoe! 233 00:14:20,372 --> 00:14:22,936 - This is demoralizin'. - Well, now maybe you see... 234 00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:26,171 That a son of mine would even consider callin' in the authorities! 235 00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:30,071 - Go ahead, live where you want. - Fine. 236 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,271 Family meeting? 237 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,171 - Try to stay awake, AJ. - Keep walkin'. 238 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,035 I just want my old room back. 239 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,770 You wanted to live with your father. Live with your decision. 240 00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:46,970 - I don't like it there. - Funny, I thought I was the problem. 241 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:49,570 - I make you miserable, remember? - I never said that. 242 00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:52,170 - You did. - Absolutely. 243 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:04,434 For me to even consider having you back, 244 00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:07,669 we're gonna have to establish some non-negotiable ground rules. 245 00:15:07,704 --> 00:15:10,068 - Like what kind? - Let your mother talk. 246 00:15:12,268 --> 00:15:14,868 First and foremost, school comes first. 247 00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:17,868 That means putting the brakes on your social life... 248 00:15:17,903 --> 00:15:20,168 parties, phone calls, Devin. 249 00:15:20,268 --> 00:15:23,033 You are at a crisis point grade-wise, 250 00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:25,967 so you will make sure that your work is done on time and correctly. 251 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:30,567 All right. 252 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,832 I will not tolerate cursing. 253 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:36,467 After 16 years of uninterrupted potty mouth from you people, I get slammed? 254 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,667 This is my house. You will treat me with respect. 255 00:15:38,702 --> 00:15:40,666 Is that it? 256 00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:48,666 I want you to involve me in your life a little. 257 00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:54,865 All right, fine. 258 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,865 All right. Go get your stuff from the car. 259 00:16:26,263 --> 00:16:28,463 We played that just right. 260 00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:32,763 I think his time over there with me 261 00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:34,763 whipped him into shape a little. 262 00:16:34,798 --> 00:16:36,728 Hmm. 263 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,363 I think you'll see a difference. 264 00:16:49,962 --> 00:16:53,862 Which muscles attach to the coracoid process? 265 00:16:53,897 --> 00:16:55,362 Okay, I fucking know this. 266 00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:57,811 It's on the tip of my tongue. 267 00:16:57,846 --> 00:17:00,161 Oh, fucking study hall again. 268 00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:02,661 Vito, where the fuck is my Tupperware? 269 00:17:02,761 --> 00:17:05,761 Keep your shirt on. My wife's bringing it down this afternoon. 270 00:17:05,796 --> 00:17:09,361 Pectoralis minor and the coracobrachialis, of course. 271 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,161 And? 272 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,860 - Come on. Even I know this. - Fuck, fine, what is it? 273 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,425 - Biceps! - What the fuck? 274 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,660 Oh, fuck, I knew that. My mind's all over the place. 275 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,325 Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. 276 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,659 - There was no one there. - Why do you want to do this shit? 277 00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:28,359 So you can touch a bunch a strangers? 278 00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:30,159 You really skeeve the human body, don't you? 279 00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:32,559 You like this so much, let me ask you a question. 280 00:17:32,659 --> 00:17:34,659 Why do pissing, shitting and fucking 281 00:17:34,759 --> 00:17:36,424 all happen within a two-inch radius? 282 00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:39,459 Everybody asks that, Paulie. There's no answer for it. 283 00:17:39,494 --> 00:17:40,959 They're all sources of pleasure, though. 284 00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,558 Get the fuck out of here! 285 00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:44,858 I know this shit and then the next minute it's gone. 286 00:17:44,893 --> 00:17:46,658 I don't know how you do it working full time. 287 00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:48,623 If your parole officer's a problem, 288 00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:51,023 give our guy Jimmy Curran a call. He's a supervisor. 289 00:17:51,058 --> 00:17:54,858 It's not that. It's all this pressure now that I got this opportunity. 290 00:17:54,893 --> 00:17:56,558 Sungyon Kim, my boss, 291 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,457 he's going to back me on a whole storefront operation. 292 00:17:59,557 --> 00:18:01,157 The Korean? 293 00:18:01,257 --> 00:18:03,357 You're looking for money, why not come to me? 294 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,422 Well, this is different. 295 00:18:05,457 --> 00:18:08,622 This self-owned business shit 296 00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:11,007 is like a religion to these people. 297 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:13,356 Plus, the guy sees something in me. 298 00:18:15,556 --> 00:18:18,156 You know, in some ways, 299 00:18:18,256 --> 00:18:21,256 the whole prison thing is not that different 300 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,456 from being an immigrant. 301 00:18:24,556 --> 00:18:28,255 Remember Pearl Harbor. 302 00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:31,055 We really were the last people in there. 303 00:18:32,055 --> 00:18:34,020 At least they were subtle about it. 304 00:18:34,055 --> 00:18:36,555 Was it the stacking the chairs or running the vacuum? 305 00:18:53,154 --> 00:18:55,004 Relax. 306 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,854 Sorry. 307 00:18:58,154 --> 00:18:59,803 "Madame Bovary." 308 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,418 It's a first edition. 309 00:19:01,453 --> 00:19:03,453 Well, Modern Library's first edition. 310 00:19:04,653 --> 00:19:06,653 Thank you. That is so sweet. 311 00:19:08,653 --> 00:19:10,253 Honestly, though, I don't know. 312 00:19:10,353 --> 00:19:11,953 The story's very slow. 313 00:19:12,053 --> 00:19:13,518 Nothing really happens. 314 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,852 I think he could've said what he has to say 315 00:19:15,952 --> 00:19:18,352 - with a lot less words. - Outside nothing happens. 316 00:19:18,452 --> 00:19:20,652 But inside she has these extremes of boredom 317 00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:22,817 and exhilaration. 318 00:19:22,852 --> 00:19:24,852 You should try it again. 319 00:19:26,152 --> 00:19:29,017 And what a wonderful thing to have in a den. 320 00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:32,751 You know, you look really beautiful in this light. 321 00:19:38,151 --> 00:19:40,851 I don't do this a lot. 322 00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:42,251 Do what? 323 00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:46,100 Sitting in a car, with a man, 324 00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:48,650 not really knowing what to do, 325 00:19:48,685 --> 00:19:51,550 or if I should at all. 326 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,750 And feeling like some teenager 327 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,550 which was, believe it or not... 328 00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:12,014 I have to tell you. 329 00:20:12,049 --> 00:20:15,249 I haven't been with anyone. 330 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,213 You're a virgin? 331 00:20:17,248 --> 00:20:19,448 This is my lucky night. 332 00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:21,648 Stop with the jokes. 333 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,247 I'm so glad you're here. 334 00:22:16,341 --> 00:22:18,340 So, how was it? 335 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:20,340 Oh, cut it out. 336 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,040 So, what is "Abelard and Heloise"? 337 00:22:25,075 --> 00:22:26,740 It looks religious. 338 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,540 I just like to read in there. 339 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,239 It's the classic story. 340 00:22:34,339 --> 00:22:37,639 A 12th century scholar falls in love with his underage student, 341 00:22:37,674 --> 00:22:39,739 gets her pregnant. 342 00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:41,639 God, in the 12th century? 343 00:22:41,739 --> 00:22:43,739 And they're found out. 344 00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:46,539 And her uncle, the abbot, has him castrated. 345 00:22:48,639 --> 00:22:51,203 It's timeless, really. 346 00:22:51,238 --> 00:22:53,703 Even though he becomes a monk and she a nun, 347 00:22:53,738 --> 00:22:57,138 their passion burns on through these incredible letters 348 00:22:57,173 --> 00:22:59,138 through the rest of their lives. 349 00:22:59,173 --> 00:23:02,038 You, with these books. 350 00:23:02,138 --> 00:23:04,237 Education should never stop. 351 00:23:04,337 --> 00:23:06,937 It enriches all aspects of life. 352 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,937 Hmm, I know. 353 00:23:10,537 --> 00:23:13,702 I wish someone could convince AJ of that. 354 00:23:13,737 --> 00:23:16,402 I keep thinking he could start over in college 355 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,837 but who knows if he's even going to get the chance? 356 00:23:18,872 --> 00:23:21,936 He will. All our students matriculate. 357 00:23:36,235 --> 00:23:39,435 You got to be fucking kidding me. No way! 358 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:59,130 Why do they take so long? All they have to do 359 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,230 is spit out the results. 360 00:25:01,330 --> 00:25:03,730 5-6-2-4-7- 361 00:25:03,765 --> 00:25:06,130 3-7-32-11. 362 00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:08,294 That's me. Blundetto. 363 00:25:08,329 --> 00:25:11,129 I'm only authorized to inform you that your score 364 00:25:11,164 --> 00:25:13,929 meets or exceeds the required minimum for licensure. 365 00:25:13,964 --> 00:25:16,429 And you're now board certified in massage 366 00:25:16,529 --> 00:25:18,529 and body work by the state of New Jersey. 367 00:25:20,929 --> 00:25:22,528 Honey, you passed. 368 00:25:22,628 --> 00:25:24,128 You passed! 369 00:25:25,628 --> 00:25:27,628 Oh Jesus. 370 00:25:30,728 --> 00:25:33,328 I couldn't have done it alone. 371 00:25:35,228 --> 00:25:37,228 Oh my God, look at you. 372 00:25:37,263 --> 00:25:39,427 You did it, baby. 373 00:25:39,462 --> 00:25:41,392 You did it. 374 00:25:41,427 --> 00:25:44,927 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 375 00:25:45,027 --> 00:25:47,727 It's been a month since my last confession. 376 00:25:47,762 --> 00:25:51,427 - Carmela? - I had sex with that man. 377 00:25:56,026 --> 00:25:59,076 I know we talked about commitment, 378 00:25:59,111 --> 00:26:02,126 the sacrament of marriage, but... 379 00:26:04,426 --> 00:26:06,491 I don't know. 380 00:26:06,526 --> 00:26:08,725 - You sound remorseful. - I am. 381 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,490 I'm also confused, though. 382 00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,825 The truth is I have been walking around on a cloud, 383 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,625 like Maria in "West Side Story." 384 00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:21,090 It's not right. 385 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:24,524 Have you heard of "Abelard and Eloise"? 386 00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:26,389 I think it's "Heloise." 387 00:26:26,424 --> 00:26:28,424 And from what I remember it ends badly. 388 00:26:28,524 --> 00:26:30,489 I know, exactly. 389 00:26:30,524 --> 00:26:33,924 But, something in me has been reawakened. 390 00:26:35,224 --> 00:26:38,224 And even if it never happens again with this man, 391 00:26:38,259 --> 00:26:40,540 just knowing that feeling of passion again, 392 00:26:40,575 --> 00:26:43,399 I don't know if it's ever going to go away. 393 00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:46,223 - I'll need it. - If it never happens again? 394 00:26:46,258 --> 00:26:48,540 Carmela, I can't absolve you of a sin 395 00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:50,823 you're going to continue to commit. 396 00:26:50,858 --> 00:26:53,090 You need to show resolve, 397 00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:55,373 a firm purpose to change. 398 00:26:55,408 --> 00:26:57,622 Yeah, I know, I know. 399 00:26:57,722 --> 00:27:00,722 So, this man takes you to restaurants, 400 00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:03,422 fulfills certain physical desires, 401 00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:05,187 tells jokes. 402 00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:07,622 But will he be there beyond the here and now? 403 00:27:07,657 --> 00:27:10,021 When you're too old to walk to the bathroom, 404 00:27:10,121 --> 00:27:12,171 will he be there to help you? 405 00:27:12,206 --> 00:27:14,221 What, and you think Tony will? 406 00:27:14,256 --> 00:27:16,621 Carmela, you took a vow. 407 00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:19,186 You both did. 408 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:22,521 For your penance, I want you to do something kind for Tony. 409 00:27:22,556 --> 00:27:25,420 - I don't think I can, Father. - Then pray for him, 410 00:27:25,455 --> 00:27:28,020 not only that God will touch his heart 411 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,920 but that He'll touch yours as well. 412 00:27:40,919 --> 00:27:43,919 It's not much now, but it's a pretty flexible space. 413 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,819 Plus you got the dog groomer next door 414 00:27:45,919 --> 00:27:47,819 in case your Korean friend wants some lunch. 415 00:27:47,854 --> 00:27:49,784 You know they really do eat dogs. 416 00:27:49,819 --> 00:27:52,819 - Not all of them but I asked Kim. - Jesus Christ. 417 00:27:52,919 --> 00:27:54,919 I'm thinking of building a row of rooms here 418 00:27:55,019 --> 00:27:57,018 with different themes. Asian for shiatsu, 419 00:27:57,118 --> 00:27:59,518 a little Danish thing for Rolfing, 420 00:27:59,618 --> 00:28:02,418 even though technically it's Swedish. 421 00:28:02,518 --> 00:28:05,218 Well, sounds like it's all coming together. 422 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,218 Look, Ton', I know you're disappointed. 423 00:28:08,318 --> 00:28:10,218 What the fuck you talking about? 424 00:28:10,318 --> 00:28:13,317 The way things turned out since I left the can. 425 00:28:13,417 --> 00:28:15,417 Going civilian. 426 00:28:19,517 --> 00:28:22,717 Over here I'm going to put an oasis with big plants. 427 00:28:22,817 --> 00:28:25,417 Like a waiting area for the customers. 428 00:28:25,452 --> 00:28:27,981 They could buy some $30 hand cream 429 00:28:28,016 --> 00:28:30,616 while they look at one of those fountains with the koi in it. 430 00:28:30,651 --> 00:28:33,816 - I can get you the koi. - Really, giant carp? 431 00:28:33,851 --> 00:28:35,781 How the fuck do you get that? 432 00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:38,116 It's done. Don't give it another thought. 433 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:40,116 - Tony, you here? - Up front. 434 00:28:40,216 --> 00:28:42,615 Hey. I came by to get the keys. 435 00:28:42,715 --> 00:28:45,615 I would have gone by the laundry but my dad's such a hard-on at work. 436 00:28:45,650 --> 00:28:48,915 Tell me about it. Amanda, this is my cousin Tony. 437 00:28:48,950 --> 00:28:51,380 - Hey. - Hey, how are you? 438 00:28:51,415 --> 00:28:54,215 Hey, do you believe there's a dog groomer there 439 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:56,315 in case somebody needs a snack? 440 00:28:57,414 --> 00:29:00,579 Place is nice. A little paint, maybe... 441 00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:03,914 - Amanda, This is my cousin Christopher. - Hey. 442 00:29:03,949 --> 00:29:07,414 So, I met this guy at a club on Canal. 443 00:29:07,514 --> 00:29:09,779 He says he can hook us up with ginseng, 444 00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,864 fake rhino, nerve tea, all that herbal shit. 445 00:29:11,899 --> 00:29:13,878 We could keep it up front with the koi thing. 446 00:29:13,913 --> 00:29:16,413 - If we're still doing that. - Koi's taken care of. 447 00:29:16,513 --> 00:29:20,213 Well, I got to book. Nice meeting you guys. 448 00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:25,963 What's she here for, happy endings? 449 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:27,877 She's not going to do massage at all. 450 00:29:27,912 --> 00:29:30,512 She's Kim's daughter. She's trying to find herself. 451 00:29:30,547 --> 00:29:32,112 She'll do the books and shit. 452 00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,677 Oh. Nice ass. 453 00:29:33,712 --> 00:29:35,312 Those ceiling tiles come right out 454 00:29:35,412 --> 00:29:37,277 so I can install the sound system myself. 455 00:29:37,312 --> 00:29:40,212 Think you could put in a word with number one daughter there? 456 00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:43,311 - For what? - Get some of that Kung Pao kootchie. 457 00:29:43,411 --> 00:29:46,111 You fucking guys, this is important to me. 458 00:29:49,311 --> 00:29:51,511 Sex agrees with you. You look great. 459 00:29:51,546 --> 00:29:53,176 You're being discreet, right? 460 00:29:53,211 --> 00:29:56,211 Well, sneaking around is actually half the fun. 461 00:29:56,311 --> 00:29:58,675 It's like you have this secret, 462 00:29:58,710 --> 00:30:01,310 you know, you want to scream to the world. 463 00:30:01,345 --> 00:30:03,910 Yeah, but do yourself a favor, though, huh? 464 00:30:03,945 --> 00:30:06,710 - Yeah. - So, how was it? 465 00:30:07,710 --> 00:30:10,810 Uh, I will say that he took his time. 466 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:13,010 Oh, you're not getting off that easy. 467 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,809 Come on, details. 468 00:30:14,909 --> 00:30:16,909 - Hello there. - Hey, AJ. 469 00:30:17,009 --> 00:30:18,809 Hey, Aunt Ro. 470 00:30:18,909 --> 00:30:21,409 How was school? 471 00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:23,409 It sucked. 472 00:30:23,509 --> 00:30:26,309 Mr. Wegler pulled me out of language lab 473 00:30:26,344 --> 00:30:27,809 to go over my term paper notes. 474 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,373 I didn't have my stuff with me 475 00:30:29,408 --> 00:30:31,208 so he puts his faggy hand on my shoulder 476 00:30:31,308 --> 00:30:32,973 and says "Do your best." 477 00:30:33,008 --> 00:30:35,008 That's his job, to get you into college. 478 00:30:35,108 --> 00:30:36,773 Or maybe he's just a big homo. 479 00:30:36,808 --> 00:30:39,673 Could be. I'm making ziti for dinner. 480 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:42,208 Go start your assignments. I will call you. 481 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,472 Could I watch TV first? 482 00:30:44,507 --> 00:30:46,807 Promise me you're going to work later. 483 00:30:46,842 --> 00:30:49,107 - But you got to help me. - I will. 484 00:31:00,706 --> 00:31:04,371 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my Jackie. - Oh, honey. 485 00:31:04,406 --> 00:31:07,706 They never caught those goddamn Chinks who killed him. 486 00:31:09,006 --> 00:31:11,306 Oh my God. It hurts. 487 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:17,605 So I'm finding the other copy when Gene the actuary 488 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,005 - completely unloads on me. - Jerk. 489 00:31:20,105 --> 00:31:23,105 Like yelling is going to make me do anything but screw up more. 490 00:31:23,205 --> 00:31:26,005 You know you have to remember that when you're the boss. 491 00:31:26,105 --> 00:31:28,605 The boss. It's amazing, isn't it? 492 00:31:39,004 --> 00:31:41,504 Jerks. Garbage pails are right there. 493 00:31:46,203 --> 00:31:47,903 Come on. 494 00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:57,053 - Holy fuck! - What? 495 00:31:57,088 --> 00:31:59,303 Oh my God, is it a fetus? 496 00:32:01,602 --> 00:32:04,202 - Oh my God! - Shh! 497 00:32:05,702 --> 00:32:09,202 - It's crack, or crank maybe. - They were drug dealers? 498 00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:12,702 Yeah, they were probably thinking they were being tailed by the cops. 499 00:32:12,802 --> 00:32:14,702 Honey, your parole. 500 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:19,401 Happy? Come on. 501 00:32:27,301 --> 00:32:29,801 I have never seen that much money before. 502 00:32:29,901 --> 00:32:31,566 There's got to be 10-12 grand. 503 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,100 Look at this. You're doubly blessed. 504 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000 You're right. Kim, now this. 505 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,200 I am going to buy you a ring. 506 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,399 You are the sweetest, sweetest man. 507 00:32:48,999 --> 00:32:51,249 But you should put it into the business. 508 00:32:51,284 --> 00:32:53,499 See, I got to start thinking like that. 509 00:32:53,534 --> 00:32:55,599 It's a learning curve. 510 00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:02,298 Well, it seems to say here 511 00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:05,698 that this Piggy represents intellectualism over the physical. 512 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:08,498 So maybe the eyeglasses are symbolic. 513 00:33:08,598 --> 00:33:11,398 And that's a good topic for section two in your outline. 514 00:33:11,498 --> 00:33:13,898 AJ! Wake up! 515 00:33:13,998 --> 00:33:16,198 I'm not going to do this by myself. 516 00:33:16,233 --> 00:33:18,397 How are you going to finish this paper? 517 00:33:18,432 --> 00:33:20,197 It's not going to write itself. 518 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:27,762 So now this so-called bag, 519 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:30,147 you sure it wasn't on some old lady's arm? 520 00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:32,497 I can't believe she thought it was a baby. 521 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,313 People do that shit. 522 00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:36,061 12 grand? Madonn' mi'. 523 00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:39,396 How many guys you got to jerk off on a massage table to make that? 524 00:33:39,431 --> 00:33:41,796 I don't know. What do you charge without the table? 525 00:33:42,996 --> 00:33:44,996 Cristal, gentlemen? 526 00:33:45,096 --> 00:33:46,761 Keep it coming, honey. 527 00:33:46,796 --> 00:33:49,495 From now on, anytime somebody steps in a pile a shit, 528 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:51,595 it'll be known as a Blundetto. 529 00:33:51,695 --> 00:33:54,395 To the Blundetto! 530 00:34:03,595 --> 00:34:05,459 - Oh, wait. - Oh. 531 00:34:05,494 --> 00:34:08,194 - I'm sorry. - I wasn't ready. 532 00:34:31,193 --> 00:34:32,893 My God, you scared me. 533 00:34:32,928 --> 00:34:34,909 What are you doing here? 534 00:34:34,944 --> 00:34:36,892 Jesus. Nice greeting. 535 00:34:39,192 --> 00:34:41,892 How are you? Everything okay? 536 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:44,757 AJ left this in his room. 537 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,792 Thought he might need it to turn in. 538 00:34:49,192 --> 00:34:50,691 Did you even look at this? 539 00:34:50,791 --> 00:34:53,191 Who the hell is Anne Dunham? 540 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:55,191 How the hell should I know? 541 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:58,091 Well, she's obviously some girl who was an expert 542 00:34:58,191 --> 00:35:00,191 on "Lord of the Flies" three years ago. 543 00:35:00,226 --> 00:35:01,991 This is an A-plus paper. 544 00:35:06,390 --> 00:35:08,355 Since when do you eat duck? 545 00:35:08,390 --> 00:35:10,255 I can't believe he would do this. 546 00:35:10,290 --> 00:35:12,590 Neither can I, considering how tight he is with money. 547 00:35:12,625 --> 00:35:14,890 That's not what I meant. You think he bought this? 548 00:35:16,890 --> 00:35:18,890 God damn it! 549 00:35:20,789 --> 00:35:22,754 Hello? 550 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:25,689 Hi, I was just laying here thinking about you. 551 00:35:25,789 --> 00:35:27,954 What are you wearing? 552 00:35:27,989 --> 00:35:30,889 Yes, hello, Mr. Wegler. I'm afraid now is not a good time. 553 00:35:30,924 --> 00:35:33,054 I'm serious. I want to know. 554 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,439 Uh, well, yes. Thank you very much. 555 00:35:35,474 --> 00:35:37,788 I will make sure that he brings it in. 556 00:35:37,888 --> 00:35:39,988 Okay. Goodbye, Mr. Wegler. 557 00:35:40,088 --> 00:35:43,188 I made reservations at that crab place down by the shore. 558 00:35:43,223 --> 00:35:45,388 Dinner and a little night swimming. 559 00:35:45,423 --> 00:35:47,288 Right, okay. Thank you. 560 00:35:48,988 --> 00:35:50,788 What did that fag want? 561 00:35:50,888 --> 00:35:53,087 Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. 562 00:35:53,187 --> 00:35:55,287 Maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that? 563 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,387 Can I help it if I know one when I see one? 564 00:35:57,487 --> 00:35:59,787 Really? What are the signs... education, culture? 565 00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:01,487 Sucking a guy's cock usually tips me off. 566 00:36:01,587 --> 00:36:04,587 How do you know who sucks whose cock? You got a little secret? 567 00:36:04,687 --> 00:36:07,286 And what do you care, anyway, if somebody's gay? 568 00:36:07,386 --> 00:36:10,886 It must be some big fear of yours or you wouldn't talk about it so much. 569 00:36:10,921 --> 00:36:13,286 I forget now. What part of hell did you say they go to? 570 00:36:13,386 --> 00:36:16,286 Are they with the abortion doctors or the child molesters? 571 00:36:16,321 --> 00:36:19,153 - That was a long time ago. - Now you're all open-minded 572 00:36:19,188 --> 00:36:21,985 that you got a couple of friends that are bologna smokers. 573 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:24,385 - Right? - What the fuck are you doing? 574 00:36:24,485 --> 00:36:26,785 Going for a swim. 575 00:36:28,185 --> 00:36:30,585 Would you leave your goddamn socks here? 576 00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:32,250 Your underpants? 577 00:36:45,484 --> 00:36:48,484 Hey, that's some beautiful suit. 578 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,484 I had to get it. It went with the shoes. 579 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,283 Whose got those? Vito's guy? 580 00:36:53,383 --> 00:36:54,948 Vasily's, custom-made. 581 00:36:54,983 --> 00:36:57,883 Only thing I ever found in the street is my first wife. 582 00:37:00,183 --> 00:37:01,483 Dealer has 20. 583 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:03,083 Son of a bitch. 584 00:37:03,183 --> 00:37:05,283 - Whoa. - I just took a beating at craps. 585 00:37:05,383 --> 00:37:08,782 - How you guys doing? - Pocahontas here is scalping us. 586 00:37:20,782 --> 00:37:23,681 What's the matter? 587 00:37:25,181 --> 00:37:28,081 Just nothing. I don't know. 588 00:37:28,181 --> 00:37:31,881 I just keep thinking about AJ and that girl's paper. 589 00:37:31,981 --> 00:37:34,781 Oh, it's a pretty common thing, Carm, really. 590 00:37:36,181 --> 00:37:39,730 Honestly, you know, the important thing is you took a stand. 591 00:37:39,765 --> 00:37:43,280 A lot of parents just take it in stride, or even condone it. 592 00:37:43,315 --> 00:37:45,245 It's just the cheating, you know. 593 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,580 It's just not like him. He's always done his work. 594 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,680 Poorly, a lot of the time, and late 595 00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:51,980 but he always did it, he never cheated. 596 00:37:52,015 --> 00:37:54,144 Well, wait. Didn't I read somewhere 597 00:37:54,179 --> 00:37:56,579 in his record that he stole a test at Verbum Dei? 598 00:37:56,679 --> 00:37:59,779 Please, no, that was just acting out. He was with a bad crowd. 599 00:37:59,879 --> 00:38:02,079 They were there to vandalize the science lab, 600 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:04,279 but it was locked, so they stole some tests. 601 00:38:04,314 --> 00:38:06,679 Well, I was a late bloomer too. 602 00:38:06,779 --> 00:38:08,479 Union college took a chance on me 603 00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:11,878 because they saw that I had potential, but I wasn't that mature. 604 00:38:11,913 --> 00:38:15,078 That's all this is. AJ's just fighting to keep peace 605 00:38:15,113 --> 00:38:17,178 with the kids who seem further ahead. 606 00:38:17,278 --> 00:38:20,143 You know, you ask me, I think he was driven to cheating. 607 00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:23,278 It's that-that Mr. Fiske. He is ridiculous with the pressure. 608 00:38:23,378 --> 00:38:25,277 I mean, how hopeless would you feel 609 00:38:25,377 --> 00:38:27,977 if you really worked on something and still got a "D"? 610 00:38:28,077 --> 00:38:31,577 I have been there, Carm. You're worrying for nothing, I promise. 611 00:38:39,377 --> 00:38:41,376 I have thought about this all day. 612 00:38:41,476 --> 00:38:44,676 You know I almost called you from the faculty parking lot. 613 00:38:53,276 --> 00:38:55,325 - Oh, Bob. - What? 614 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,375 Stop. Bob, I... 615 00:38:58,375 --> 00:39:00,340 What's the matter? 616 00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:03,075 I can't right now, I'm sorry. I'm too upset. 617 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,574 Carmela, stay. 618 00:39:10,674 --> 00:39:12,274 What are you doing? 619 00:39:12,374 --> 00:39:14,339 What kind of mother am I? I mean, look at us. 620 00:39:14,374 --> 00:39:17,274 Do you realize under the laws of the Church I am still married? 621 00:39:17,309 --> 00:39:19,874 - The Church? - I can't do this tonight. 622 00:39:19,974 --> 00:39:23,374 - I'm sorry. - Jesus, Carmela, come on. 623 00:39:56,172 --> 00:39:58,971 Okay, thanks. It was a fucking blast. 624 00:39:59,006 --> 00:40:00,588 You sure you don't want to eat? 625 00:40:00,623 --> 00:40:02,136 Steak and eggs up by Skyway's. 626 00:40:02,171 --> 00:40:05,971 - Oh, I can't. - Come on, shut the door. 627 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,771 I'm going to mange then hit the sack for the next 14 hours. 628 00:40:31,769 --> 00:40:36,269 Hey, I thought once they move you upstairs you get to leave early. 629 00:40:36,304 --> 00:40:38,769 No such luck. Got a second? 630 00:40:39,769 --> 00:40:41,534 The Soprano kid. 631 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:44,468 How is he doing? Got his paper yet? 632 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:46,633 Well, the usual. 633 00:40:46,668 --> 00:40:49,168 Solidly below average. 634 00:40:50,168 --> 00:40:51,933 So what, a "C"? 635 00:40:51,968 --> 00:40:55,068 Well no, that's a little generous for 10% insight, 636 00:40:55,168 --> 00:40:57,832 - 90% Cliff Notes. - This is an important class, Tom. 637 00:40:57,867 --> 00:41:01,167 Anything less than a "C" is going to blow that kid out at Arizona State. 638 00:41:01,202 --> 00:41:03,132 You think it's going to make a difference? 639 00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:06,967 As dean of college admissions and head of your department, 640 00:41:07,002 --> 00:41:10,467 I happen to know it's a fact. He's doing his best. 641 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,032 Well, like my dad used to say, 642 00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:15,466 "The world needs ditch diggers too." 643 00:41:15,501 --> 00:41:17,331 Let me ask you something. 644 00:41:17,366 --> 00:41:21,016 How is floating this kid a C-minus going to fuck things up here? 645 00:41:21,051 --> 00:41:24,666 AJ Soprano's a spoiled lox. He'd be lucky to go to a trade school. 646 00:41:24,766 --> 00:41:26,631 It's a D-plus. 647 00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:29,265 Tom, cut him a break. 648 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,965 So what does it mean to the kid who really breaks his ass in here 649 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,764 if Fredo Corleone can get a "C" 'cause you asked? 650 00:41:45,799 --> 00:41:48,564 Is that what this is about? His background? 651 00:41:53,664 --> 00:41:55,264 Good night. 652 00:41:55,364 --> 00:41:57,664 I'll be working over at the place. 653 00:41:57,764 --> 00:41:59,763 That's good dedication. 654 00:41:59,798 --> 00:42:01,863 Way to go. 655 00:42:05,563 --> 00:42:07,928 See, regular people need a place to relax too. 656 00:42:07,963 --> 00:42:10,813 They can't just hop on a plane to the Bahamas, right? 657 00:42:10,848 --> 00:42:13,663 Hey, guys, what do you think of Daddy's business? 658 00:42:15,462 --> 00:42:17,462 Jason, Justin, I'm talking to you. 659 00:42:17,562 --> 00:42:20,862 - I like it. - Yeah, it's nice. 660 00:42:20,962 --> 00:42:23,027 Maybe someday when this thing takes off 661 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:25,962 you guys can work here, like as a summer job or something. 662 00:42:26,062 --> 00:42:28,262 Would you like that? Working with your old man? 663 00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:29,926 Sure. 664 00:42:29,961 --> 00:42:32,026 All right, put those away. 665 00:42:32,061 --> 00:42:34,461 You got to do your homework before I take you back 666 00:42:34,496 --> 00:42:36,461 or your mom's going to kill me. 667 00:42:36,561 --> 00:42:39,561 Mom says we need helmets to ride the scooters you got us. 668 00:42:39,596 --> 00:42:41,326 We'll stop at Sports Authority. 669 00:42:41,361 --> 00:42:43,326 - Come on, do your homework. - Where? 670 00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:46,460 I don't know. Here, on the floor over there. 671 00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,658 Hold it like this. 672 00:43:18,758 --> 00:43:20,558 Ready? Ha! 673 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:25,658 - That was fast. - I took a shortcut. 674 00:43:37,557 --> 00:43:40,357 You ever think of painting that ceiling? 675 00:43:40,457 --> 00:43:41,957 Maybe. 676 00:43:42,057 --> 00:43:44,757 How about a glow-in-the-dark solar system 677 00:43:44,857 --> 00:43:46,621 like I had in college? 678 00:43:46,656 --> 00:43:48,656 - I was thinking blue, maybe. - Mm. 679 00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:51,456 You know, like when you stick your hand in the Caribbean. 680 00:43:51,556 --> 00:43:53,656 Oh, yeah. 681 00:43:55,256 --> 00:43:57,756 Do you think Union College is a good place for AJ? 682 00:43:57,791 --> 00:43:59,673 I don't know. 683 00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,521 It could be. 684 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,420 You know, maybe you could tell them 685 00:44:03,455 --> 00:44:06,655 how he's a lot like you were when you were his age. 686 00:44:06,755 --> 00:44:09,555 That's a thought. 687 00:44:09,655 --> 00:44:11,855 So have you ever been to the Caribbean? 688 00:44:11,955 --> 00:44:14,820 Yeah, Barbados once, years ago. 689 00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:17,819 - Oh, it was beautiful. - Yeah, it is. 690 00:44:17,854 --> 00:44:21,654 Maybe you could bring up the fact that he has ADD, 691 00:44:21,689 --> 00:44:24,254 because it's not the stigma it once was. 692 00:44:24,354 --> 00:44:26,154 That's true. 693 00:44:26,189 --> 00:44:27,954 It isn't. 694 00:44:28,954 --> 00:44:30,454 Where are you going? 695 00:44:44,053 --> 00:44:45,753 Mmm. 696 00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:48,317 Faculty lunch, right? 697 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,552 Patty D'Amico brought them. 698 00:44:56,952 --> 00:44:58,952 What's the matter, you okay? 699 00:44:59,052 --> 00:45:01,852 Maybe we should take a time out. 700 00:45:01,887 --> 00:45:04,316 What? 701 00:45:04,351 --> 00:45:06,016 Really, why? 702 00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:09,951 Because every time I think about putting the arm on Tom Fiske 703 00:45:10,051 --> 00:45:12,651 I want to poke my eyes out with a knitting needle. 704 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:15,151 What does that have to do with us? 705 00:45:15,186 --> 00:45:17,951 I just think we should, uh... 706 00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:22,000 not do this. 707 00:45:22,035 --> 00:45:23,942 Oh... no, no. 708 00:45:23,977 --> 00:45:25,850 Here tell me. 709 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,750 I don't know any other way to put this. 710 00:45:29,850 --> 00:45:31,550 I've been thinking and... 711 00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:34,214 I don't know, I... 712 00:45:34,249 --> 00:45:36,649 I think you're a user, Carmela. 713 00:45:36,684 --> 00:45:38,449 What? 714 00:45:38,549 --> 00:45:40,949 Maybe you saw an opportunity in me 715 00:45:41,049 --> 00:45:42,649 and you just took what you needed. 716 00:45:42,684 --> 00:45:44,849 Oh, that is not true. 717 00:45:44,949 --> 00:45:47,049 I am here because I enjoy being with you. 718 00:45:47,149 --> 00:45:49,149 It-it was wonderful, in fact. 719 00:45:49,248 --> 00:45:51,648 Yeah, it was. I mean, it is, I know. 720 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:54,848 How could asking someone you're with for help be using them? 721 00:45:54,883 --> 00:45:56,848 That's what people do. 722 00:46:01,948 --> 00:46:03,948 Bob, this hurts. 723 00:46:07,147 --> 00:46:11,412 Oh my. Oh, my stomach. I feel sick. 724 00:46:11,447 --> 00:46:14,747 You strong-armed me using the only weapon you have... your pussy. 725 00:46:14,847 --> 00:46:17,747 How dare you talk to me that way? 726 00:46:17,847 --> 00:46:20,846 Okay, let's pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. 727 00:46:20,881 --> 00:46:23,846 I don't. Of course I don't have a fucking master's degree. 728 00:46:23,946 --> 00:46:27,346 Leaving me with a massive hard-on the other night then practically 729 00:46:27,381 --> 00:46:30,046 attacking me sexually after you got what you wanted. 730 00:46:30,146 --> 00:46:33,246 You know what, Bob? You are fucked up. 731 00:46:33,346 --> 00:46:35,445 You need help, you know that? 732 00:46:35,545 --> 00:46:37,545 What a fucking idiot I am! 733 00:46:39,545 --> 00:46:41,110 Take it easy. 734 00:46:41,145 --> 00:46:43,445 Believe it or not, I thought you cared about me. 735 00:46:43,545 --> 00:46:46,445 - I thought you should know how I feel. - Fuck you! 736 00:46:47,445 --> 00:46:49,645 You better watch your step. 737 00:46:56,044 --> 00:46:57,994 Jesus Christ, it's 4:00 A.M. 738 00:46:58,029 --> 00:46:59,944 Okay, boys, hands on the table. 739 00:47:02,244 --> 00:47:03,844 Full boat. 740 00:47:04,944 --> 00:47:06,908 Jesus Christ. 741 00:47:06,943 --> 00:47:10,443 - Three fucking jacks over here. - You just keep jacking, my friend. 742 00:47:10,478 --> 00:47:13,743 - That's it for me. Tapioca. - You blew the whole 12 grand? 743 00:47:13,843 --> 00:47:16,843 What, are you stupid? I got $400 left. 744 00:47:20,243 --> 00:47:22,542 I punch-in in two hours. 745 00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:27,642 There's no sense going home. 746 00:47:36,142 --> 00:47:37,641 Oh, fuck. 747 00:48:04,740 --> 00:48:06,340 Hello? 748 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,639 - Hey, hon, I'm over at your mom's. - Great. 749 00:48:08,739 --> 00:48:10,939 Roadway Express delivered five massage tables. 750 00:48:11,039 --> 00:48:13,239 There? They had that address by mistake. 751 00:48:13,339 --> 00:48:15,004 I told them to deliver here. 752 00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:18,104 They're still in the boxes. I looked inside though. 753 00:48:18,139 --> 00:48:21,139 They're pretty spiff. That Salamanca fabric was worth it. 754 00:48:21,174 --> 00:48:23,703 - It's like leather almost. - Great. 755 00:48:23,738 --> 00:48:26,738 - What's the matter? - This shit gives me a headache, 756 00:48:26,773 --> 00:48:28,638 details and all that stuff. 757 00:48:28,738 --> 00:48:32,138 Oh you. It's no big, for gosh sake. We'll get Rudy's truck. 758 00:48:32,238 --> 00:48:34,603 - Maybe I have a brain tumor. - Honey, you don't. 759 00:48:34,638 --> 00:48:38,037 I got this headache in my jaw. I read it in "Time" magazine. 760 00:48:38,072 --> 00:48:40,037 It's really not that likely, Jeez. 761 00:48:40,137 --> 00:48:43,137 I got to get back to the painting or I'll never get out of here tonight. 762 00:48:43,237 --> 00:48:47,837 I am so fucking sick and tired of your gambling and complaining. 763 00:48:47,872 --> 00:48:49,537 I've got a headache! 764 00:48:49,637 --> 00:48:51,737 When I think of me waiting outside that prison 765 00:48:51,837 --> 00:48:53,536 for you to come out I want to vomit. 766 00:48:53,636 --> 00:48:55,636 I am sick! I'm evil... 767 00:48:59,336 --> 00:49:02,101 Hey, Henry Ford. 768 00:49:02,136 --> 00:49:06,236 Big entrepreneur. I like color. 769 00:49:14,435 --> 00:49:18,035 My friend Pak come by? Fix the toilet? 770 00:49:18,135 --> 00:49:20,635 It's not fixed. He's got to get a fucking part. 771 00:49:20,670 --> 00:49:23,800 Oh, Pak, he good plumber. 772 00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:26,534 Right over here, Wes-a Calwell. 773 00:49:26,569 --> 00:49:28,834 "Wes Cahwel, Wes Cahwel." 774 00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:33,434 West Caldwell. 775 00:49:35,934 --> 00:49:40,333 So, partner, we open in three day, huh? 776 00:49:44,433 --> 00:49:46,333 You fucking stroll in? 777 00:49:46,433 --> 00:49:49,333 - I'm over here busting my fucking ass! - You fucking crazy! 778 00:49:49,433 --> 00:49:53,233 I work in your fucking laundry all fucking day! 779 00:49:57,732 --> 00:50:00,332 You fucking scam artist! 780 00:50:00,367 --> 00:50:02,332 Fuck. 781 00:50:15,131 --> 00:50:16,631 Ah! 782 00:50:39,530 --> 00:50:41,094 The pole is bent. 783 00:50:41,129 --> 00:50:43,729 Somebody been punching this door? 784 00:50:45,429 --> 00:50:48,629 If you had a man around you wouldn't need to call me. 785 00:50:48,664 --> 00:50:50,129 Yeah, right. 786 00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:55,429 You're still young, Mel, a good-looking woman. 787 00:50:55,529 --> 00:50:58,428 There's no reason you shouldn't move on with your life, 788 00:50:58,528 --> 00:51:00,128 if that's what you want. 789 00:51:07,228 --> 00:51:09,428 Well, there actually was somebody. 790 00:51:12,827 --> 00:51:14,827 And he seemed very nice. 791 00:51:14,862 --> 00:51:16,292 Oh, that's good. 792 00:51:16,327 --> 00:51:21,127 He was a wolf in sheep's clothing. 793 00:51:21,227 --> 00:51:24,927 He made all these accusations about my character. 794 00:51:28,426 --> 00:51:30,291 Whatever I say, whatever I do, 795 00:51:30,326 --> 00:51:32,591 because I was married to a man like Tony, 796 00:51:32,626 --> 00:51:36,526 my motives will always be called into question. 797 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:47,325 Well. 798 00:52:07,324 --> 00:52:09,674 Hey. Sit down. 799 00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:12,024 You want something? 800 00:52:15,723 --> 00:52:17,188 What did you do? 801 00:52:17,223 --> 00:52:20,323 My back. Fucking job. 802 00:52:20,423 --> 00:52:22,523 A work-related injury. 803 00:52:29,822 --> 00:52:32,222 So, here's the thing. 804 00:52:32,322 --> 00:52:35,722 You mentioned you might need someone to run the swag airbags. 805 00:52:47,921 --> 00:52:50,521 Bring me a vodka rocks 806 00:52:50,621 --> 00:52:53,221 and get me some kind of a cushion, will you? 807 00:52:56,321 --> 00:52:58,321 What happened with the massage parlor? 808 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:09,320 It's hard doing business with strangers.