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Don't tell me we fight. I try to get along.

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You can't just say
whatever comes to mind.

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You were horrible.
That shit about the roadies...

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You hit below the belt yourself, Jan,
and you started it.

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No cheese for Sophia.

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Those kids seem to like you, sort of.

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I leave them completely free to do
whatever they want.

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How else are they gonna learn
from their mistakes?

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Anyway, thank you for having us over.

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What's this you're watching?

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Beethoven.

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- Can we get a dog?
- Please?

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I'll walk him,
and I'll pick up the poo and pee.

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Pee? Right. Start with your underwear.

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We had a dog, remember? Tippy?

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He got worms though,
had to move to the country.

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Tippy was gassed, Tony.
Daddy took him to the pound.

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He used to drag his ass on the carpet
just to scratch himself.

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- My mother went crazy.
- Gassed?

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And he's so cynical about everything else.

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Father told me
he took him to live on a farm.

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That's what they always say. That same
farm must have 17 billion dogs on it.

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Dogshit up to the rafters.

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What? Oh, no, that's terrible.

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- What? What's the matter?
- It's Cousin Josephine. Aunt Concett' died.

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- What happened?
- They think it was a heart attack.

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Uncle Zio found her on the couch
after Meet The Press.

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We hereby commend Concetta to the Lord

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embraced in His divine goodness.

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- Let us go in peace. Amen.
- Amen.

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Listen, as long as we're here

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I was gonna go visit my father.

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Like to join me?

34
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Five hours, they let me out for these funerals.
I gotta spend it bein' maudlin?

35
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It's a beautiful day.

36
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I thought you might wanna pay your respects
to your brother.

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By crying to a chunk of marble?

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I can pay my respects from the after-party.

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After-party?

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It's those uptake inhibitors. We were sceptical
at first, then his mood improved.

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His memory, too.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me. Hi.

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- Oh, hello.
- You knew my mother?

45
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You're Anthony. Oh, my God.

46
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- Do I know you?
- Oh, no.

47
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- No, no, you're not annoying me.
- No, no... Do we know each other?

48
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Oh, we met once.

49
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I was a friend of your father's.

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You're the lady from Bamberger's...
from the fur department.

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- Fran Felstein.
- Tony.

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How you doin'?

53
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So what, you... You come visit?

54
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I miss your father sometimes. It's...

55
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It's foolish.

56
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Nah, don't say that.

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No, I was sorry to hear about your mother.

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At least she didn't suffer.

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She made all of us suffer instead.

60
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Oh, it was a joke. She made all of us suffer.

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Believe me,
I heard the stories from your dad.

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You must forgive me.
My hearing... the last few years...

63
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How about a hearin' aid?
They're little now. You can't see 'em.

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I'm too vain. Anyway...
Johnny was very proud of you.

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You were very special to him.

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I'm sure you were too.

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Johnny told me if I ever needed anything
I should always call his son.

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What do you need?

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Not a thing.

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Fran Felstein?

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- That was class.
- She's got great legs for an old broad.

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I was in love with that woman.

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She was the reason I never married.
I wanted to propose.

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- I had the ring all picked out.
- So what? She turned you down?

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I hesitated. How could I bring
this life we live on a woman?

76
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Anyway,
she took it as a sign I wasn't interested.

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Then one night we were all at the 500 Club
to see Enzo Stuarti. Your father shows up.

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Sy Devore suit, two-inch lapel - that was that.

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She never knew my feelings. What could I do?

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For years, I suffered in silence.

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Mario, did you bring your guitar?

82
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Not to this.

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- Angie, come on. Sing us a song.
- You sing, Junior.

84
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Nobody wants to hear me.

85
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Mario, remember?

86
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Thanks, my name's JT.
I'm an alcoholic and an addict.

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Hi, JT.

88
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I'm also a TV writer which, by default,
makes me a douche bag,

89
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but you would've figured that out
for yourselves.

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About 15 years ago,
I moved from Jersey to Hollywood

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broke into the biz.

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It was a dream come true. I had money,

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I had the Beemer, the actress girlfriend.

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Best of all, I had all the flake I needed
to keep me churning out that snappy dialogue.

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Drugs, alcohol - that shit practically
comes with the Writers' Guild card.

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Anyway,

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before too long, I discovered heroin.

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Then things really started to fall apart.

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It got so bad
that I blew a deadline on a Nash Bridges.

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I got my ass fired. I didn't work for 18 months.

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By the grace of God, I got myself
into a rehab programme in Pennsylvania

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and, with the help of some good friends
that I made there, I got through it.

103
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Chris, where are you?
There's my man Chris, everybody.

104
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Anyway, I wanna talk a little bit about
takin' a moral inventory.

105
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So we talked for, like, an hour.

106
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Well, it turns out that they had a thing,
her and my old man. Right up till he died.

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He got from this woman
what he couldn't get at home.

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Support...

109
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You know, love.

110
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A smile when you walk in the fuckin' door.

111
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Do you think that justifies his infidelity?

112
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She drove him into that woman's arms,
my mother. To all his women.

113
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I'll tell you one thing.
Over the years he was rottin' in that grave

114
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I can't remember once
my mother goin' to visit him.

115
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But this lady, Fran...

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It's possible your mother found it very painful.

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- Oh, poor her.
- What was it like sitting there with Fran?

118
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A little weird at first...

119
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Here I am comforting my father's mistress.
My mother's lyin' there, dead.

120
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- Are you attracted to her?
- She's old enough to be my mother!

121
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Oh, Jesus Christ, it's an expression.

122
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Don't cream yourself.
I did not want to fuck my mother!

123
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You should've seen her in her hairnet.
This conversation'd be over in two seconds.

124
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So, I figured, why not move back to Jersey?

125
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Clean slate. It's better.

126
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My new agent? Next week,
he's got me set up to meet Dick Wolf's guy.

127
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I seen Dick Wolf at Rao's one night.

128
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Guy's got his own limo.

129
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That Law And Order money?
The guy could have his own battleship.

130
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But, enough of my shit. How are you doin'?

131
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Good, you know.

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Workin' the programme.

133
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I had some fuckin' wine, all right?
Is that what you wanna hear?

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00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:17,870
- Christopher, when was this?
- I don't know. My fiancée was in a car crash.

135
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I didn't even like it.
I went to a meeting the next day.

136
00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:23,370
But no slip since then?

137
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I've been sober and I've been high.
Sober's better.

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- You know you can call me any time?
- What? You got a date?

139
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I gotta meet somebody, a friend.

140
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- Go ahead, I'll get this.
- Thanks, bro.

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Listen, call me. I'm serious.

142
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- Harold Melvoin.
- Mel, it's me.

143
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- Corrado, what's up?
- There's a funeral I need to attend.

144
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I want you to call the feds.

145
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Vincent Patronella.

146
00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:18,635
Is he a relative? You know the rules.

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He's my niece's godfather. I think I met him
at a barbecue for the bicentennial.

148
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All they can say is no.

149
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Your father used to bring me flowers
all the time - flowers and lingerie.

150
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I'm making chicken,
Cuban style with black beans.

151
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What's this?

152
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Ketchup? Sure. If you want.

153
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,370
No, the kid and the dog.

154
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My son, Bruce.

155
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He married an Israeli girl.
He's a food service director with El Al.

156
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:03,870
- No, no, no, the dog.
- Oh, Freckles?

157
00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:08,770
- He was a gift from your dad.
- What?

158
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:11,570
Aw, when?

159
00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,670
Oh, this is my fuckin' dog!

160
00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:22,370
Excuse me, I'm sorry. This was my dog!
His name was Tippy!

161
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,270
Your dad never said.

162
00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:28,170
I don't fuckin' believe this.

163
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,970
My mother made him give the dog away.

164
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Well, Bruce loved him.

165
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He had him for almost ten years,
till he moved to Tel Aviv.

166
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Then I had to put him to sleep.

167
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Those are the pictures, on the coffee table.

168
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The slippers were your dad's, too.

169
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:03,270
Look at this. The two of you.

170
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:08,370
He used to remind me of Victor Mature.

171
00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:14,570
Outside the Latin Quarter.

172
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:21,470
- Holy shit, look at Hesh. George Gershwin.
- He was a whoremaster, and cheap.

173
00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:25,370
He screwed me out of my retirement money.

174
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Against your dad's wishes, by the way.

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00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:32,170
- What are you talkin' about?
- Don't get me started.

176
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:37,870
- Come on, what happened?
- Your dad owned a racetrack.

177
00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:39,770
With the midget auto racing.

178
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:44,070
The Chickamauga Raceway
over in New Egypt.

179
00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:47,970
Him, Herman, some other guy...

180
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:53,070
- Phil something. With the hair, from New York.
- Leotardo.

181
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:57,070
My father cut him in to pay off a poker debt.

182
00:14:57,170 --> 00:15:00,670
Johnny always told me
his piece would go to me.

183
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:05,170
Couldn't put me in his will, obviously.

184
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,470
When he passed, your dad...

185
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,570
I called Hesh.

186
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,470
He sent me 500 bucks.

187
00:15:14,505 --> 00:15:15,770
That's it?

188
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:19,870
I'm sorry.

189
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:24,070
Jesus Christ, I wish you'd called me.

190
00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:30,470
- Bruce sends me money occasionally.
- That's not the point. It's my father's wishes.

191
00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:34,570
Look, forget it. Seriously, I'm sorry.

192
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:38,170
I shouldn't have even brought it up.

193
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,770
Listen, after we eat, you wanna take a ride?

194
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:49,070
So I saw my Uncle Jun'.

195
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:51,870
- He says to say hello.
- Junior?

196
00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:55,735
Jesus. How's he doing?

197
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:59,970
I don't know if you know it,
but he was always a little hot for you.

198
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,070
He was practically a stalker.

199
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,170
- He said he suffered in silence.
- Suffered in silence?

200
00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:08,435
He used to skulk outside my building, all hours.

201
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:12,970
Weird phone calls. I always had a hunch
he told Livia about me and Johnny.

202
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,270
Jesus Christ.

203
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:19,270
She was a handsome woman, your mother.

204
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:23,770
Not sexy, exactly, but statuesque.

205
00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:28,570
Little nip?

206
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:32,070
- What is it?
- One for the road, honey.

207
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:34,170
And this looks like road to me.

208
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:37,170
Rémy Martin, VSOP.

209
00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:54,670
They can't be making much,
but if I know Hesh

210
00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:58,370
him and Phil got something going on here.

211
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:03,770
So, tell me about your women.

212
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,870
Your wife, what's she like?

213
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:09,770
I don't know. What's to tell?

214
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,170
Good woman, good mother.

215
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:20,470
Marriage hit the rocks, that's all.
What are you gonna do?

216
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,070
How about your girlfriend?

217
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:26,270
She's an art dealer. Very sophisticated.

218
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:31,170
Dark hair, dark eyes. She's Latin.

219
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,270
You know, from Spain.

220
00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:44,070
That's it.

221
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:50,170
Oh, man, I'm so glad you called.
I really needed this.

222
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,235
- So?
- So, what?

223
00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:00,970
There's nothing you wanna talk about?

224
00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:03,670
I was honest with you the other night.

225
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,635
- You're telling me you're not using?
- What?

226
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:13,770
You ran out of IHOP like you were on fire
and jonesing like a motherfucker.

227
00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:16,770
I was going with a girl to the track.
The Meadowlands.

228
00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:18,670
I didn't wanna miss the last race.

229
00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:21,735
I am totally clean and sober.

230
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,970
Jesus Christ.
I was positive you fucking slipped.

231
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,870
Thank you, man. I appreciate your concern.

232
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:36,370
I could have saved you a trip.
I'll take your action.

233
00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:40,070
You take a dime each
on the Yankees and St. Louis?

234
00:18:40,105 --> 00:18:42,235
Whoa, high roller.

235
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:46,870
I just got a three grand residual
on a That's Life episode.

236
00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:50,070
What, that fake guinea-fest with Paul Sorvino?

237
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:52,270
That was totally unrealistic.

238
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:57,470
So dusty here.

239
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:04,270
- That silk?
- It ain't Kleenex. It's linen.

240
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:08,470
You know, you're very...

241
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,770
I don't know, you got a lot of class.

242
00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:15,270
Just like your girlfriend.

243
00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:28,070
He told me to look out for her
so I sent her some money. No one else did.

244
00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:30,470
- So you keep his end for yourself?

245
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:34,170
I should give it to some trollop?
Besides, I thought I had it coming.

246
00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:38,170
With Leotardo in the can,
who's been running that place, huh?

247
00:19:38,205 --> 00:19:40,970
Collecting the rent, filing the taxes, all that?

248
00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:44,270
What about my share?
All those years, I never saw a dime.

249
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:50,070
You're my father's friend, Hesh. My friend!

250
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:53,770
- So how come I never see you?
- What?

251
00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:56,770
I see you. I'm fucking busy.

252
00:19:56,870 --> 00:20:00,620
Never too busy to call me at two am
to hear your problems.

253
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:04,335
One time, that happened.
My therapist was on vacation.

254
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:09,520
You want his end, kid, you got it. It's
25 per cent. The closing is not for two weeks.

255
00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:14,670
And I would appreciate it if you tell Leotardo
he should assume part of that burden.

256
00:20:14,705 --> 00:20:18,670
Well, despite how you feel,
my father loved this woman.

257
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:21,870
She's not such a bad person,
but I don't know.

258
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:25,370
Something about her
always rubbed me the wrong way.

259
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:30,170
- Maybe cos she was rubbing him and not you.
- How long you know me, bub, huh?

260
00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:32,470
She's a little pale for my taste.

261
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:41,770
Mr Patronella was last week.
This is a different one.

262
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:46,670
Yes, I'm aware
he's been to two funerals in a month.

263
00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:50,270
Well, people die, Counselor.

264
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:54,570
The deceased in question now, Mrs Crilley,

265
00:20:54,605 --> 00:20:57,570
was the sister of Mr Soprano's cousin.

266
00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:00,570
By marriage.

267
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,435
So she's not a blood relative per se.

268
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:07,270
For God's sake,
the man wants to pay his respects.

269
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:13,070
Well, perhaps my next call should be
to Judge Runions.

270
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:21,470
Five hours, it's not a Hawaiian vacation.

271
00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:25,670
He'll attend the church service
then pay his respects to the family.

272
00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:30,870
Thank you, Counselor. We appreciate it.

273
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,570
You're worth every fucking cent!

274
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:45,270
They're gonna have
Scottish bagpipes at the funeral.

275
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,270
It should be interesting.

276
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:03,270
Don Provolone. See that fucking game?

277
00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:07,470
- Diet Coke and whatever he's having.
- Ginger ale?

278
00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:13,570
- Remind me to send Jeter a dozen roses.
- You wanna parlay it?

279
00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:17,070
I was thinking I'd check out
that Indian casino, play some poker.

280
00:22:17,105 --> 00:22:19,970
You want in a real game, I'll hook you up.

281
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:22,670
High stakes, exclusive clientele.

282
00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:27,435
- David Lee Roth.
- I'll tell you, man.

283
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:31,070
Playing cards, games of chance,
I never really dug it before.

284
00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:37,570
I was never that good at math. But there's
something about that excitement that's so...

285
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:39,670
I don't know.

286
00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:43,870
What is wrong? I win a bet,
you look like you're gonna cry.

287
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:46,170
I fucked up again.

288
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:50,770
My super came by this morning
to fucking caulk around the toilet.

289
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,770
- He had some weed.
- You have got to call someone

290
00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:56,870
before you use, not after.

291
00:22:56,970 --> 00:23:01,270
I know, I know. I just wanted to see
if I could get high like a normal person.

292
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:03,870
You're not normal. Neither of us are.

293
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:07,670
On top of that,
you ask me to meet you at a bar?

294
00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:13,970
Come here, you maniac.

295
00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:19,235
625K for the track plus all that land? That's it?

296
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:22,370
Zoning restrictions.
We're lucky we got a buyer at all.

297
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:24,170
Here's what I propose...

298
00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:28,370
Tony gets 150.

299
00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:32,370
25 per cent comes from you,
the other 75 per cent of that comes from Hesh.

300
00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:36,070
That's 40 grand.
You gotta be fucking kidding me, John.

301
00:23:36,170 --> 00:23:37,670
Am I smiling?

302
00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:43,620
You got some balls, kid, I'll give you that.

303
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,970
- You'll give me what I tell you to.
- Whoa.

304
00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:48,435
- Take it easy.
- Fuck that!

305
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,035
This ain't the '70s. And I'm not a kid.

306
00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:54,770
- Relax, it's an expression.
- Here's another one.

307
00:23:54,805 --> 00:23:57,070
You got five days to give me my money.

308
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,870
Come on.

309
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,370
- That was out of line.
- Philly, he's a boss.

310
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:12,770
Jersey? Come on, huh?

311
00:24:17,170 --> 00:24:20,170
Well, I talked to Phil and Hesh
about the racetrack.

312
00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:22,435
How bad did they bullshit you?

313
00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,835
Actually, we straightened it all out.

314
00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:28,670
So when the sale goes through,
you're looking at a nice piece of change.

315
00:24:28,770 --> 00:24:30,535
You're kidding?

316
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,170
Hey, that's wonderful.

317
00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:38,270
I wanted to show you something.

318
00:24:39,470 --> 00:24:41,570
You were admiring my handkerchief.

319
00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:56,670
Check out the initials.

320
00:24:56,770 --> 00:24:59,670
JFK? Holy shit! This was his?

321
00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:03,870
You know, I have a hat of his.

322
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:06,370
A captain's hat I bought at an auction.

323
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:10,170
A lot of the friends don't like him,
you know, Ruby and all that shit.

324
00:25:10,270 --> 00:25:14,370
- But, fuck, I was in grammar school.
- That's my lipstick.

325
00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:17,970
We had a little thing.

326
00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:21,270
- When he was president?
- March '61.

327
00:25:21,305 --> 00:25:23,835
Right before the Bay of Pigs.

328
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:26,435
I was at the Copa with a girlfriend.

329
00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:29,735
I'm wearing a new sable
and we meet Lem Billings.

330
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:34,270
Now, Lem is a school friend of Jack's
from Choate, but of course we had no idea.

331
00:25:34,305 --> 00:25:39,070
He insists that we join him
for some affair at the Pierre Hotel.

332
00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:42,070
He won't take no.

333
00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:46,270
He has a limo, we figure, "What the hell?"

334
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:49,170
We go over and he tells us

335
00:25:49,270 --> 00:25:51,470
he's taking us to the presidential suite.

336
00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:54,935
So we get up, out of the elevator.

337
00:25:54,970 --> 00:26:00,570
We go in the suite.
It is crawling with models, celebrities.

338
00:26:00,605 --> 00:26:02,970
Peter Lawford, Sinatra.

339
00:26:03,070 --> 00:26:06,070
- Jackie Gleason.
- No shit!

340
00:26:06,170 --> 00:26:09,270
I'm looking around
and I glance across the room

341
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:13,120
and, suddenly, I am locking eyes

342
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:16,870
with John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

343
00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:21,570
Yeah, he comes over.
He is a perfect gentleman.

344
00:26:21,670 --> 00:26:25,970
He takes my coat,
he brings me a cocktail, introduces me around.

345
00:26:26,005 --> 00:26:28,270
Finally, at the end of the night, and get this.

346
00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:31,270
In the interests of national security, he says

347
00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:33,635
he needs me to stay.

348
00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:37,170
Since I'm wearing a sable,
he needs to personally interview me.

349
00:26:37,205 --> 00:26:40,470
Make sure I'm not working for the Russians.

350
00:26:40,505 --> 00:26:43,570
- He said that?
- Some line, huh?

351
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:48,370
- What was he like?
- Wonderful.

352
00:26:48,470 --> 00:26:51,435
- So were you two an item?
- No. He called.

353
00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:56,070
But after all, this man was the leader
of the free world. I mean, you know...

354
00:26:56,170 --> 00:27:00,670
One weekend, I was supposed
to go down to DC, stay at the Ritz-Carlton.

355
00:27:00,770 --> 00:27:04,035
Last minute, emergency meeting.

356
00:27:04,070 --> 00:27:07,970
- Steel workers are going on strike.
- So it was just that one time?

357
00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:14,170
You know, after the Bay of Pigs,
he was probably pretty busy.

358
00:27:14,205 --> 00:27:16,435
Yeah, I knew there were others.

359
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:19,035
Judy Campbell and Marilyn, of course.

360
00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:22,620
We had something special, though.
Crazy passion.

361
00:27:22,655 --> 00:27:26,170
That was something
your mother never understood.

362
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:29,635
When you're married to a powerful man

363
00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:33,070
you damn well better make him feel powerful.

364
00:27:34,270 --> 00:27:36,420
My mother?

365
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:38,535
Please.

366
00:27:38,570 --> 00:27:41,270
I saw a picture of Livia on New Year's Eve.

367
00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:44,970
She was dressed like a refugee.

368
00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:52,470
I think I'm going to skip the coffee.
I got a meeting in the city.

369
00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:55,670
Are you sure?

370
00:27:57,270 --> 00:27:59,270
Look...

371
00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:03,135
Consider this an advance.

372
00:28:03,170 --> 00:28:05,970
Get your phone turned on
and pay your rent.

373
00:28:07,070 --> 00:28:09,070
Your dad would be so proud.

374
00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:13,370
He raised a real gentleman.

375
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,070
You trying to buy this pot?

376
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:26,570
800 and you'll know.

377
00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:30,070
What the fuck.

378
00:28:32,770 --> 00:28:35,170
Cowboys and three little Indians.

379
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:38,170
Fuck me!

380
00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:44,970
I got a lot of big people
coming next week.

381
00:28:46,670 --> 00:28:49,270
So when you write on TV, what do they have -

382
00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:52,270
like one guy writes the words
for Dylan McDermott

383
00:28:52,305 --> 00:28:55,170
and one guy writes
for Nicholson's girlfriend?

384
00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:59,870
- You write it all yourself.
- Oh, interesting.

385
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,470
So how you doing? You wanna take off?

386
00:29:04,505 --> 00:29:06,735
I'm getting killed here.

387
00:29:06,770 --> 00:29:08,770
I'm gonna go. I'm fucking shot.

388
00:29:08,870 --> 00:29:13,170
- I'll call you tomorrow. You wanna work out?
- Sure, yeah, whatever.

389
00:29:13,205 --> 00:29:16,970
Four of clubs to Joe Hollywood,
jack for the car-wash king.

390
00:29:18,270 --> 00:29:20,270
Ten for Mr Vito.

391
00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:27,770
Show Valentina you love her!

392
00:29:57,070 --> 00:29:59,070
They were out of the Citrucel.

393
00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:05,370
- Where are you going?
- Gotta order some flowers.

394
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,870
Sal from the dry-cleaner, his kid died.

395
00:30:07,970 --> 00:30:11,170
Drowned in a Jacuzzi.
Seven years old, you believe it?

396
00:30:11,205 --> 00:30:13,170
Fucking tragedy.

397
00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:29,770
- Harold Melvoin.
- It's me. I got another funeral. A kid.

398
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,035
His father does my shirts.

399
00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:35,670
- It has to be a relative.
- It is a relative, goddamn it!

400
00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:38,770
My old man came over
with his great-great-grandfather.

401
00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:41,770
- Guy had a club foot.
- Isn't that rather tenuous?

402
00:30:41,870 --> 00:30:46,070
The whole village of Avellino
settled in this area. We gotta be related.

403
00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:48,270
- Corrado...
- Corrado, my balls!

404
00:30:48,370 --> 00:30:51,170
I've gotta get out of here.
I'm going stir-crazy.

405
00:30:52,070 --> 00:30:54,070
7th Street coming out.

406
00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:02,570
Holy shit. You're still here?

407
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,270
- Called you all day.
- We're in a hand here.

408
00:31:07,970 --> 00:31:10,670
- What do you wanna do?
- Fold.

409
00:31:13,870 --> 00:31:16,970
Here, fuck it. I'm all in.

410
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,470
- Call.
- Pair of tens.

411
00:31:22,370 --> 00:31:24,670
Flush. Caught it on the river.

412
00:31:24,770 --> 00:31:27,070
Motherfucking...

413
00:31:27,170 --> 00:31:29,170
fuck!

414
00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:34,635
How bad?

415
00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:37,570
- He owes the house 57.
- Thousand?

416
00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:49,870
- What are you? Fucking crazy?
- Define crazy.

417
00:31:51,670 --> 00:31:56,170
I'm good for it. I'm up for this Dick Wolf thing.
If I get on staff, it's a month's salary.

418
00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:58,270
Well, how about this fucking month?

419
00:32:00,770 --> 00:32:03,070
You think you could spot me for a while?

420
00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:05,270
I got some child support, too.

421
00:32:09,170 --> 00:32:14,070
I'll cover this, give you three grand
for incidentals. That's 60,000 altogether.

422
00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:18,570
- I've only been up two days. I can still add.
- Good. Then add two points every week

423
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:22,235
- till I'm paid in full.
- You're charging me vig?

424
00:32:22,270 --> 00:32:27,570
On top of the principal. It's compounded if
you're late. That's 1200 one week from today.

425
00:32:27,670 --> 00:32:30,770
Don't give me that look.
This is your problem.

426
00:32:30,805 --> 00:32:33,070
I will not fucking enable you.

427
00:32:47,870 --> 00:32:49,370
There he is! Philly!

428
00:32:56,870 --> 00:33:00,370
- Phil, where you going?
- I gotta meet John at the restaurant.

429
00:33:00,470 --> 00:33:02,270
You fucking cocksucker!

430
00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:41,270
Where you gonna go, huh?
Where you gonna go?

431
00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,270
Motherfucker!

432
00:33:54,370 --> 00:33:56,570
Jesus Christ. Mister, you OK in there?

433
00:33:56,670 --> 00:33:59,370
- Oh, my neck!
- You all right?

434
00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:02,070
You run from me, you cocksucker?

435
00:34:02,105 --> 00:34:04,435
Where's my fucking money?

436
00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:06,970
I'll get it. I'll get it. My neck, Tony.

437
00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:09,737
- What? Do you think I'm an asshole?
- No.

438
00:34:09,772 --> 00:34:12,470
- I can't hear you.
- No, no. Please, Tony.

439
00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:16,070
You got 24 hours.

440
00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:22,370
I called 911. They're on their way.
He's all right.

441
00:34:25,070 --> 00:34:27,470
Oh, my God.

442
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:34,070
- Oh, my baby.
- Take her upstairs, Andy.

443
00:34:34,170 --> 00:34:35,335
My baby...

444
00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:39,770
She should take one of those
tranquillizers her mother gave her.

445
00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:49,470
- We should go.
- Relax, we just got here.

446
00:34:50,770 --> 00:34:52,770
Chicken's nice and spicy, huh?

447
00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:17,170
I know you're in there.
You're casting a shadow over the peephole.

448
00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:23,370
What? Are you ducking me?

449
00:35:25,970 --> 00:35:29,070
I thought you were this girl.
She's a pain in the ass.

450
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:32,035
What the fuck? Where you been?

451
00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:34,435
Working, man. I got those TV pitch meetings.

452
00:35:34,470 --> 00:35:37,470
- I was gonna call you.
- Yeah, so why didn't you?

453
00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:46,770
All right, look. You want the truth?
I was away. I went to AC.

454
00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:49,470
- Where's my money?
- I don't have it yet.

455
00:35:49,505 --> 00:35:50,970
But you went to AC.

456
00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:54,370
I have a meeting next week with Rene Balcer.

457
00:35:56,170 --> 00:36:01,570
Dick Wolf's right-hand guy. He likes my stuff.
He told my agent. I'm gonna be on staff.

458
00:36:01,605 --> 00:36:05,237
I got out of that business
cos people fuck you over.

459
00:36:05,272 --> 00:36:08,771
Jon Favreau?
Faggot cocksucker tried to steal my ideas.

460
00:36:08,806 --> 00:36:12,235
I swear on all that's holy.
I'll have your money next week.

461
00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:16,270
That wasn't the deal! I'll be back tomorrow.
Don't make me a jerkoff.

462
00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:23,170
Damn, I'm happy. Get a load of these.

463
00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:28,270
My new kicks. Bottega Veneta,
marked down to only 600.

464
00:36:30,470 --> 00:36:35,270
- Thought you were paying your phone bill.
- Oh, I should've, I know.

465
00:36:35,305 --> 00:36:39,570
But it's been so long
since I've been able to treat myself.

466
00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:44,970
Oh, thanks.

467
00:36:47,070 --> 00:36:51,470
So, turns out my Uncle Zio's going downhill.

468
00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:56,970
The day we met, I told you we were at the
cemetery to bury his wife, my Aunt Concetta.

469
00:36:57,770 --> 00:36:59,770
70 years, they were together.

470
00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:03,170
Poor guy's taking it very hard.

471
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,670
Oh! My knight in shining armour!

472
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:25,170
So?

473
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:28,870
- Good morning to you, too.
- You got it?

474
00:37:28,970 --> 00:37:32,370
Jesus, you are a fucking trip.

475
00:37:32,405 --> 00:37:34,370
I'm JT by the way.

476
00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:38,270
What is this? Pulp Fiction?
Am I supposed to be afraid?

477
00:37:38,305 --> 00:37:39,970
I don't know. I didn't see it.

478
00:37:40,070 --> 00:37:43,070
You're really being a prick.
I told you, I need more time.

479
00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:45,035
- I don't have the money.
- Get it.

480
00:37:45,070 --> 00:37:49,770
You know me. What could you do to me
that I haven't already been through?

481
00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:52,470
I'm positive we'll think of something.

482
00:38:07,270 --> 00:38:12,970
And 66 years after taking those sacred vows,
"till death do us part",

483
00:38:13,070 --> 00:38:15,470
Concetta left him and went home to God.

484
00:38:16,470 --> 00:38:20,670
In the two weeks that followed,
Nicolo struggled without her,

485
00:38:20,705 --> 00:38:23,270
finally succumbing to irredeemable loss.

486
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:27,270
The enormity of his grief

487
00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:30,635
can hardly be imagined.

488
00:38:30,670 --> 00:38:34,170
How much they went through together -

489
00:38:34,205 --> 00:38:37,235
seeing their children grow

490
00:38:37,270 --> 00:38:42,270
and looking joyfully on
as their grandchildren had children.

491
00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:45,270
Sickness and health,

492
00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:47,335
good times and bad

493
00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:50,470
but through it all, one thing remained constant.

494
00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:52,970
They had each other.

495
00:38:53,470 --> 00:38:57,470
It was Nicolo's love for Concetta
that made him leave this earth

496
00:38:57,505 --> 00:39:00,770
a mere 15 days after she left him.

497
00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:04,170
We take comfort
knowing they're together again,

498
00:39:04,270 --> 00:39:06,270
seated at the foot of our Lord.

499
00:39:07,670 --> 00:39:10,670
Let us join together in prayer.

500
00:39:10,705 --> 00:39:12,987
Hail, Mary, full of Grace,

501
00:39:13,022 --> 00:39:15,270
the Lord is with Thee.

502
00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:17,335
Blessed art Thou among women

503
00:39:17,370 --> 00:39:20,570
and blessed is the fruit of Thy womb, Jesus.

504
00:39:20,670 --> 00:39:23,270
Holy Mary, Mother of God,

505
00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:25,170
pray for us sinners,

506
00:39:25,270 --> 00:39:28,170
now and at the hour of our death, amen.

507
00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:34,070
- Junior, what's the matter?
- Oh, this fucking shit!

508
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,070
What's the point?

509
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:38,770
- Shh, Uncle Junior.
- I can't take it any more!

510
00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:43,270
You need to lower your voice. Come on.

511
00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:47,070
And forgive us our trespasses

512
00:39:47,170 --> 00:39:51,070
as we forgive those who trespass against us.

513
00:39:51,105 --> 00:39:53,337
It's a fucking Emmy.

514
00:39:53,372 --> 00:39:55,570
It's gold-plated.

515
00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:58,970
Then melt it down, man.

516
00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:01,237
Look, I told you $15.

517
00:40:01,272 --> 00:40:03,435
Fuck, man, come on!

518
00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:05,970
This is like, huge, this shit.

519
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:09,670
If you had an Oscar,
maybe I could give you something.

520
00:40:09,705 --> 00:40:11,870
An Academy Award. But TV?

521
00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:15,970
- What else you got?
- I don't know.

522
00:40:16,070 --> 00:40:18,870
I got a laptop in my car.

523
00:40:18,970 --> 00:40:21,570
Yeah, OK, cool. I'll check that out.

524
00:40:37,470 --> 00:40:40,270
From your friend. All 1200.

525
00:40:41,670 --> 00:40:45,670
- He gave you a hard time?
- Hardest thing was keeping him awake.

526
00:40:45,770 --> 00:40:50,270
- He's hitting the vein. Nodding out.
- Son of a fucking bitch.

527
00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:56,270
Cheers.

528
00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:02,770
I'm grilling us some filet mignon.

529
00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:05,470
And you, take a load off.

530
00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:16,570
This is the money
from the closing of the racetrack.

531
00:41:16,605 --> 00:41:18,870
- It's 150 grand.
- That's great.

532
00:41:20,570 --> 00:41:23,470
- How's your pal, Hesh?
- Good.

533
00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:27,770
I remember once,
your dad and I drove down the shore.

534
00:41:27,870 --> 00:41:32,370
Hesh had rented a place at Point Pleasant.
It was right before Labor Day.

535
00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:36,870
Actually, it was a couple of months
before he died. We stopped at a liquor store.

536
00:41:36,905 --> 00:41:39,335
He had to pee, I needed some cigarettes.

537
00:41:39,370 --> 00:41:42,570
And anyway,
the man behind the counter was blind.

538
00:41:42,670 --> 00:41:45,670
- Your dad looks at him...
- Wait a minute.

539
00:41:47,170 --> 00:41:50,635
- This is after my dad got sick?
- Yeah.

540
00:41:50,670 --> 00:41:53,970
My dad caught emphysema
and you kept smoking?

541
00:41:54,005 --> 00:41:57,235
- He didn't mind.
- He could barely breathe.

542
00:41:57,270 --> 00:42:01,570
We had the oxygen tent set up right
in the house. Jesus, even my mother quit.

543
00:42:01,670 --> 00:42:06,670
I offered to stop. He didn't want me to.
He was fine with it, really.

544
00:42:08,170 --> 00:42:11,335
All right, whatever. Finish your story.

545
00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:15,470
It was dumb. Your dad got the guy
to give us some champagne.

546
00:42:26,770 --> 00:42:28,920
Water chestnuts

547
00:42:28,955 --> 00:42:31,070
wrapped in bacon.

548
00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:34,270
And dip them in the duck sauce.

549
00:42:34,305 --> 00:42:36,270
All right.

550
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:44,270
Delicious.

551
00:42:46,970 --> 00:42:49,170
So, what's in the bag?

552
00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:53,670
Yeah, I wanted to show you this.

553
00:42:56,070 --> 00:42:58,070
It's the hat I told you about.

554
00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:02,270
- JFK's.
- Oh, my goodness.

555
00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:05,470
Look at this.

556
00:43:06,070 --> 00:43:08,070
- May I?
- Yeah

557
00:44:02,670 --> 00:44:05,520
I met with the Dick Wolf guy.

558
00:44:05,555 --> 00:44:08,370
They hired some kid from Yale.

559
00:44:08,470 --> 00:44:11,470
Plus, now the money I owe you

560
00:44:12,870 --> 00:44:15,070
my ex-fucking-wife...

561
00:44:15,170 --> 00:44:17,170
How many times have you shot up?

562
00:44:18,270 --> 00:44:20,470
Five, six.

563
00:44:21,470 --> 00:44:24,670
I thought I had it under control. I lost it.

564
00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:26,370
You stupid fuck.

565
00:44:26,470 --> 00:44:30,470
- You were doing so good. Now you fucked up.
- Where do you get the right?

566
00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:34,470
We're in the programme.
Why didn't you call your sponsor?

567
00:44:34,570 --> 00:44:37,470
- I couldn't get him.
- So why didn't you call me?

568
00:44:43,870 --> 00:44:47,370
Yeah, but I don't fucking live with my mistress.

569
00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:50,870
I mean, his fucking slippers?

570
00:44:52,270 --> 00:44:54,770
Go on.

571
00:44:54,870 --> 00:44:56,870
Well, when I left there, I...

572
00:44:58,670 --> 00:45:00,370
started thinking about it.

573
00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:07,070
When I was, I don't know, 16 years old -

574
00:45:09,570 --> 00:45:11,370
my son's age -

575
00:45:11,470 --> 00:45:14,870
I came home from school
to find a note from my Aunt Quin.

576
00:45:16,970 --> 00:45:21,870
My mother had been pregnant
with another kid after my sister Barbara.

577
00:45:22,870 --> 00:45:25,770
Change-of-life baby, they called it and...

578
00:45:27,570 --> 00:45:29,170
Well, she started bleeding.

579
00:45:30,970 --> 00:45:33,970
I was supposed get my father
over there ASAP.

580
00:45:34,070 --> 00:45:37,570
I called every number I had.
I left messages all over town.

581
00:45:42,170 --> 00:45:44,970
And finally, that night, about ten o'clock,

582
00:45:45,005 --> 00:45:47,170
he called me back.

583
00:45:52,070 --> 00:45:55,470
- Hello?
- Anthony, what's the matter?

584
00:45:55,505 --> 00:45:57,335
Ma's in the hospital.

585
00:45:57,370 --> 00:46:00,870
I think she was bleeding. The baby.

586
00:46:01,470 --> 00:46:03,370
Jesus Christ.

587
00:46:04,670 --> 00:46:06,970
Oh, shit!

588
00:46:10,670 --> 00:46:13,970
- OK, pal.
- The lamb chops are gonna be overcooked.

589
00:46:16,270 --> 00:46:20,270
I'm tied up, but I'm gonna get over
to the hospital right away.

590
00:46:21,370 --> 00:46:23,170
He came and got me the next morning.

591
00:46:25,670 --> 00:46:28,470
We went over to the hospital,

592
00:46:28,505 --> 00:46:30,035
walked into her room.

593
00:46:30,070 --> 00:46:33,770
- You're OK, baby, you're OK.
- No, you're OK!

594
00:46:33,805 --> 00:46:36,770
Your life is just so wonderful and OK!

595
00:46:36,870 --> 00:46:38,870
Lee...

596
00:46:40,970 --> 00:46:42,970
Where were you last night?

597
00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:47,770
I was at the Yankee game.

598
00:46:47,870 --> 00:46:49,835
You were with that whore.

599
00:46:49,870 --> 00:46:54,570
- What do you take me for? An idiot?
- No, Lee, that's not true!

600
00:46:54,605 --> 00:46:57,637
I picked up Anthony from school,
we went to the game!

601
00:46:57,672 --> 00:47:00,670
- Nicky gave us the tickets.
- You're a goddam liar.

602
00:47:00,770 --> 00:47:03,835
I swear to God, Lee, the car broke down!

603
00:47:03,870 --> 00:47:07,170
The timing belt!
We had to stay at Cousin Jimmy's.

604
00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:13,470
Madonn', when we got home
and saw that note, I was worried sick.

605
00:47:13,505 --> 00:47:15,670
Ask Anthony, you don't believe me.

606
00:47:21,070 --> 00:47:23,070
Where were you last night, Anthony?

607
00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:29,670
We were at Cousin Jimmy's, Ma.

608
00:47:34,270 --> 00:47:36,270
She could've fucking died

609
00:47:36,305 --> 00:47:38,470
from a miscarriage.

610
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:56,070
- Fuck her.
- Was there any blame on his part?

611
00:47:56,170 --> 00:47:59,070
This man you emulate?

612
00:47:59,170 --> 00:48:02,870
The lies? The betrayals with other women?

613
00:48:07,270 --> 00:48:09,270
Listen to me.

614
00:48:09,370 --> 00:48:14,070
This is very important. Your mother
had her faults, but after all this time

615
00:48:14,170 --> 00:48:16,670
what should we do with the old woman?

616
00:48:16,705 --> 00:48:18,937
Have an auto-da-fé?

617
00:48:18,972 --> 00:48:21,170
Burn her at the stake?

618
00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:26,970
You need to forgive her and move on.

619
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,835
She made my father give my dog away.

620
00:48:36,870 --> 00:48:39,170
I thought your father was a big, tough guy.

621
00:48:39,270 --> 00:48:42,370
Probably didn't want to hear her bullshit
any more.

622
00:48:43,870 --> 00:48:46,670
He gave my dog away
to his girlfriend's kid. Big deal.

623
00:48:46,770 --> 00:48:49,170
If it was up to her,

624
00:48:49,270 --> 00:48:51,670
she woulda had it killed.

625
00:49:03,770 --> 00:49:05,770
All right, thanks.

626
00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:11,570
Book value's 17 grand.
I'll knock that off the principal.

627
00:49:14,570 --> 00:49:17,070
I fucking loved this car.

628
00:49:17,170 --> 00:49:19,670
So you'll get another one.

629
00:49:25,870 --> 00:49:27,870
Is that your sponsor?

630
00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:35,070
I'll see you when you get out of rehab.
We'll figure out the rest of the payments.

631
00:49:36,170 --> 00:49:38,870
You can do this, man. I have faith in you.

632
00:49:41,370 --> 00:49:45,170
There's no chemical solution
to a spiritual problem.

633
00:50:04,470 --> 00:50:08,070
It could've been another TIA. It's hard to tell.

634
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:11,670
Was any of this
accompanied by a lapse in memory?

635
00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:15,735
I don't know.

636
00:50:15,770 --> 00:50:18,670
Had you brought him earlier
I might have more answers.

637
00:50:18,770 --> 00:50:21,320
That medicine stopped working.

638
00:50:21,355 --> 00:50:23,870
I took more and it didn't do shit.

639
00:50:23,970 --> 00:50:26,670
- I'm the walking dead.
- Medication's like cooking.

640
00:50:26,705 --> 00:50:29,070
We may need to adjust the ingredients.

641
00:50:29,170 --> 00:50:31,270
Who gives a shit? I'm so fucking blue.

642
00:50:32,970 --> 00:50:37,170
What do you expect?
All you do is go to funerals all the time.

643
00:50:38,670 --> 00:50:41,470
I'm trapped. What's the goddamn point?

644
00:50:42,370 --> 00:50:44,670
Goddamn house arrest.

645
00:50:48,370 --> 00:50:50,970
My life is only death.

646
00:50:51,070 --> 00:50:53,170
I'm living in a grave.

647
00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:57,370
I beat prison and for what?

648
00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:59,470
I have no children.

649
00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:03,570
Would somebody please explain this?

650
00:51:11,270 --> 00:51:15,170
So, Hesh tells me you met your dad's goomah.

651
00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:24,270
You had to see this woman in her prime.

652
00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:28,435
- Nice, huh?
- Nice?

653
00:51:28,470 --> 00:51:33,035
- She was JFK's girlfriend for three years.
- No shit!

654
00:51:33,070 --> 00:51:37,270
- I remember hearing about her.
- Fucking knockout. Beautiful, classy.

655
00:51:38,170 --> 00:51:41,570
JFK, huh? How do you like that?

656
00:51:43,670 --> 00:51:47,670
He had her up to the White House
on the weekends, when his wife was away.

657
00:51:52,070 --> 00:51:55,170
This woman was like a... like a princess.

658
00:52:00,670 --> 00:52:02,470
I'll tell you what.

659
00:52:02,570 --> 00:52:07,070
For a while there, Jackie Kennedy
thought the marriage was over.

