1 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:49,591 Look at this. 2 00:01:50,491 --> 00:01:53,468 The house sang out to us of Miami and Taormina 3 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:57,104 where we had our honeymoon - Nicole said, "Let's buy it." 4 00:01:57,128 --> 00:02:00,121 Can just about smell the salt. 5 00:02:00,145 --> 00:02:03,094 You mean the painting or the view? 6 00:02:03,194 --> 00:02:05,271 Both. 7 00:02:05,295 --> 00:02:08,196 That's called the trumpay la oil. 8 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:12,708 Fool the eye. It was done by an artist right here in West Hempstead. 9 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:15,025 I'll be damned. 10 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:17,298 Follow me, Jerry. 11 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,699 This little bitch is for you. 12 00:02:19,799 --> 00:02:22,800 It's a Whirlpool Duet, top of the line. 13 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:26,701 Same as mine. Nicole is head over heels with it. 14 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:28,777 This is above and beyond, Carmine. 15 00:02:28,801 --> 00:02:32,013 Thank my father too, may he rest in peace. 16 00:02:32,037 --> 00:02:34,779 This is for Freeport. It's a token. 17 00:02:34,803 --> 00:02:39,215 You know it's my understanding, Carmine, that Johnny is still sore about that. 18 00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:42,405 That's why I appreciate your support. I'm moved up here now. 19 00:02:42,505 --> 00:02:45,217 You and me are gonna do great things together. 20 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:46,682 Amen. 21 00:02:46,706 --> 00:02:49,707 Daddy, Daddy! The boat is sinking! 22 00:02:53,108 --> 00:02:54,908 Carmine! My God! 23 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:06,512 I just sailed her up from Miami three weeks ago. She was fine. 24 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,113 You should call the coastguard, Carmine. 25 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,321 Oh, shit! 26 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,298 It's OK, take it easy. 27 00:03:45,322 --> 00:03:47,423 After all these years of marriage, 28 00:03:47,523 --> 00:03:51,024 you know what you find yourself thinking in your private moments? 29 00:03:51,124 --> 00:03:53,324 Please, God, let me die first. 30 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,325 I don't wanna miss him. 31 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:59,937 He's gonna be all right. 32 00:03:59,961 --> 00:04:01,927 You're lucky. 33 00:04:02,927 --> 00:04:06,239 In some way, you've been spared that. 34 00:04:06,263 --> 00:04:09,529 Well, you and Tony calling it quits now. 35 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,531 Maybe we should cancel the party. 36 00:04:18,631 --> 00:04:20,908 Maybe he'll be fine by his birthday. 37 00:04:20,932 --> 00:04:24,033 You know he's turning 75, Ma, that's a milestone. 38 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:29,334 He's got some bruising. He's very lucky. 39 00:04:29,434 --> 00:04:33,135 Those hedges broke his fall. But a few days of rest and he should be fine. 40 00:04:33,235 --> 00:04:37,547 The neurologist is giving him a final look, then you can take him home. 41 00:04:37,571 --> 00:04:41,037 - Thank you so much, Doctor. - Thank God. 42 00:04:42,338 --> 00:04:45,239 His roofing days are over, I'll tell you that right now. 43 00:04:45,339 --> 00:04:47,739 I guess. 44 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:53,141 So, what do you think about the party? 45 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:55,317 Jeez, Ma, I... 46 00:04:55,341 --> 00:04:57,542 I think we should go for it. 47 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:03,243 Well, what do you think about inviting Tony? 48 00:05:03,343 --> 00:05:06,844 Well, that's the thing. I don't know if I should or not. 49 00:05:06,944 --> 00:05:09,245 Everybody would understand if you didn't. 50 00:05:09,345 --> 00:05:11,446 - You're separated. - I know. 51 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:13,646 Just the idea of having a family party 52 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:18,048 in the backyard without Tony manning the grill, playing host... 53 00:05:18,148 --> 00:05:19,948 It wouldn't be the same. 54 00:05:20,848 --> 00:05:24,949 - It's gonna be OK, baby. - Why don't they take care of this man? 55 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:31,251 I think it's a very wise decision. 56 00:05:32,351 --> 00:05:34,252 What decision? I haven't made one. 57 00:05:34,852 --> 00:05:37,253 I thought I heard you say that you had. 58 00:05:37,353 --> 00:05:39,253 That he wasn't coming. 59 00:05:45,755 --> 00:05:47,255 Maserati. 60 00:05:47,356 --> 00:05:49,832 - Kind of draws attention, no? - True. 61 00:05:49,856 --> 00:05:53,233 Friends of ours, most of 'em probably wouldn't own it. 62 00:05:53,257 --> 00:05:56,958 It was always a dream of mine to own a fine Italian sports car. 63 00:05:57,058 --> 00:05:58,835 Salute. 64 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,870 And in the Guinea grey it looks fantastic. 65 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:04,960 Tops out 176 miles per hour. 66 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,261 Standing quarter in 13 and change. 67 00:06:07,861 --> 00:06:11,162 - How many horses? - 390. 68 00:06:11,862 --> 00:06:15,074 - What'd that set you back? About... - 99 and change. 69 00:06:15,098 --> 00:06:17,464 You're spending like you're on the throne. 70 00:06:17,564 --> 00:06:20,876 - I had a good year. - Oh, God bless. 71 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:24,166 While we're doing car talk here, Phil... 72 00:06:24,266 --> 00:06:26,627 Madonna, he won't let that thing go. 73 00:06:26,651 --> 00:06:28,967 He owed me money and he was ducking me. 74 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:30,943 I'm not saying you're wrong. 75 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:33,879 Phil treats nickels like manhole covers. Believe me, I know. 76 00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:36,669 The loyal captains need to know I stand behind them. 77 00:06:37,269 --> 00:06:40,170 Fucking Little Carmine. 78 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:44,171 This asshole's giving away washing machines. You believe that? 79 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,572 He don't have collision insurance, fucking Phil? 80 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,472 His son-in-law's a broker. 81 00:06:48,572 --> 00:06:50,973 They let it lapse looking for a better rate. 82 00:06:52,373 --> 00:06:54,374 Fucking idiot. 83 00:06:55,074 --> 00:06:57,475 Tony, I ruled in your favour. 84 00:06:58,575 --> 00:07:01,876 The racetrack, the money Philly owed you. 85 00:07:01,976 --> 00:07:04,577 If I'm paying for it, we do it at Pussy's or not at all. 86 00:07:04,677 --> 00:07:07,277 His wife's running the body shop now. 87 00:07:07,377 --> 00:07:09,778 I can at least control expenses. 88 00:07:12,079 --> 00:07:13,779 Thanks. 89 00:07:14,279 --> 00:07:17,380 Come on. Get in. I'll take you for a ride. 90 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,581 Fucking thing's so powerful, I had to take a lesson from the dealer. 91 00:07:33,985 --> 00:07:35,785 It's pretty low. 92 00:07:36,685 --> 00:07:38,786 - How's Ginny like the car? - She loves it. 93 00:07:38,886 --> 00:07:44,888 She hasn't driven with me. With her knee, she has a little trouble getting into the seat. 94 00:08:08,694 --> 00:08:10,556 Tony, hi. 95 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:12,371 Hey, Ange. 96 00:08:12,395 --> 00:08:14,296 - How are ya? - Good. 97 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:19,197 A friend of mine banged up his car pretty good 98 00:08:19,297 --> 00:08:21,459 so I was thinking, maybe help us both out 99 00:08:21,483 --> 00:08:23,598 and throw a little business your way. 100 00:08:23,698 --> 00:08:25,699 You didn't need to come. Phone me. 101 00:08:25,799 --> 00:08:28,199 The thing is, I gotta pay for the repairs. 102 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,676 Long story, I distracted him while he was driving. 103 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:36,202 Anyway, the point being that anything you can do to keep costs in line 104 00:08:36,302 --> 00:08:38,202 would be a big help to me. 105 00:08:43,104 --> 00:08:46,315 You look like you're doing pretty good since we had that phone call 106 00:08:46,339 --> 00:08:49,605 where you asked me could you take over Puss's body shop. 107 00:08:49,705 --> 00:08:51,506 Thank you for that, Tony. 108 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:56,507 You didn't have to say yes with all the other kind of business you do through here. 109 00:08:56,607 --> 00:09:00,019 His name is Phil, and Carmela sends her love. 110 00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:02,109 Please say hello! 111 00:09:25,115 --> 00:09:28,616 Finally. I left a message I was gonna come by. 112 00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:30,717 Well, I got in late. 113 00:09:37,018 --> 00:09:39,280 The girl called in sick. 114 00:09:39,304 --> 00:09:41,519 You should get a new one. 115 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,620 Have a seat. 116 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,422 May I get you anything? 117 00:09:57,824 --> 00:09:59,524 How's your father? 118 00:09:59,624 --> 00:10:01,525 Much better. 119 00:10:02,825 --> 00:10:04,726 Oh, thanks. 120 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,628 He'll be fine for the party, thank God. 121 00:10:15,629 --> 00:10:17,729 Well, that's good. 122 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:22,731 - What party? - His 75th birthday? 123 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,431 The surprise party we talked about last summer? 124 00:10:25,532 --> 00:10:28,632 - Oh, yeah. That's coming up? - Next Saturday. 125 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:34,845 But actually that's why I wanted to come by. 126 00:10:34,869 --> 00:10:38,435 I think maybe it would be best... 127 00:10:38,535 --> 00:10:42,047 be easier anyway, for both of us, if... 128 00:10:42,071 --> 00:10:43,536 if I went at it alone, 129 00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:46,337 and not have you there. 130 00:10:52,039 --> 00:10:54,139 My father would love to have you there. 131 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:58,140 He's crazy about your sausages and all the rest of it, but... 132 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,542 I thought, "Why put us and people in an uncomfortable situation?" 133 00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:06,643 I decided right away when we broke up I wasn't coming. 134 00:11:07,243 --> 00:11:09,243 Really? 135 00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:15,245 I'm so glad you understand. 136 00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:19,146 It was hard for me to come to this decision, let alone tell you. 137 00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:24,309 Well, I'd like to contribute anyway. 138 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,548 No, Mom and I are taking care of it. 139 00:11:26,648 --> 00:11:28,749 For Hugh's 75th? I insist. 140 00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:32,250 I would rather see you go back to your therapist. 141 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:35,962 I'd like to see you go to a therapist! And I'm not the only one. 142 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,651 Oh, really? 143 00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:39,852 You can tell them all I can't afford it. 144 00:11:39,952 --> 00:11:43,953 It's not really your business any more whether I go or what! 145 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:11,060 I brought you some Danish and coffee. 146 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,561 Fucking medication. 147 00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:16,462 I can't think. I can't stay awake. 148 00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:19,139 It don't have that side effect. 149 00:12:19,163 --> 00:12:24,564 But it'll help your outlook if you'd take it consistently like you're supposed to. 150 00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,241 What's on? 151 00:12:28,265 --> 00:12:30,666 It said in the guide it's an Italian movie, 152 00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:33,767 but even with the captions I can't tell what's what. 153 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:36,178 They had Jesus hanging off a helicopter, 154 00:12:36,202 --> 00:12:38,468 but you could tell it was a dummy. 155 00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:41,669 You know who I saw at the bakery? 156 00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:44,746 How the fuck could I know? 157 00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:49,071 Rosalie Aprile. There's a surprise party for Carmela's father next week. 158 00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:53,072 He's gonna be 75. You get an invite? 159 00:12:56,073 --> 00:12:59,574 No, but we go way back to when Moses wore short pants. 160 00:13:00,774 --> 00:13:04,375 I'd better call Hugh. Tell him not to expect me. 161 00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,676 It's a surprise party, Jun'. 162 00:13:07,276 --> 00:13:09,576 What are we, children? 163 00:13:11,877 --> 00:13:15,578 At our age it's enough surprise we're still alive every morning. 164 00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:18,379 - What cities and states, please? - In West Orange. 165 00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:21,680 DeAngelis, Hugo. 166 00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:24,881 The call can automatically be completed by pressing one 167 00:13:24,981 --> 00:13:28,893 for an additional charge of 35 cents. 168 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:31,082 What the fuck? It's over anyhow. 169 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,084 Hello? 170 00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:44,486 - Who is this? - Corrado Soprano. 171 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:47,487 Corrado. How are ya? 172 00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:51,388 How am I? I'm a prisoner in my own home is how I am. 173 00:13:52,988 --> 00:13:55,389 - What do we live for? - Yeah. 174 00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:58,790 Anyhow, I wanted to wish you a buona fortuna, 175 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:00,566 and also send you my regrets. 176 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,391 - I'd love to be at your jubilee... - Junior. 177 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,092 - Jubilee? - But the government 178 00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:08,003 says I can't leave the house, 179 00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:09,793 and my family keeps me sedated. 180 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:14,094 Bobby told me it was a surprise party but I told him... I go, 181 00:14:14,194 --> 00:14:18,795 "At our age it's enough surprise every day when we get up in the morning." 182 00:14:19,595 --> 00:14:21,272 I suppose so. 183 00:14:21,296 --> 00:14:24,097 So happy birthday, my friend, and many more. 184 00:14:49,704 --> 00:14:54,105 To think, when I got out of the joint they thought an air bag was Paulie Walnuts. 185 00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:57,082 - How'd we do this week? - Good. 186 00:14:57,106 --> 00:15:01,307 The Acura dealer, what's his name, he took 20 units. 187 00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:06,819 Carlo gave me the OK to make some personnel changes at the warehouse. 188 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:09,109 Your call. 189 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:15,311 I don't know. The air bag thing, it earns good. 190 00:15:15,411 --> 00:15:18,011 It's not hard work, Christ knows, but... 191 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:21,088 But what? 192 00:15:21,112 --> 00:15:25,714 I could be a lot more service in other areas. And getting straightened out wouldn't hurt. 193 00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:28,414 Just eat what's on your plate right now. 194 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:35,316 - Christ, what's it been, a month? - I'm a team player, cousin. Charlie Hustle. 195 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,317 If that's what you want, I'll do it. 196 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,317 Look. 197 00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:43,518 - If you need some money... - Get the fuck out of here. 198 00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:50,820 All right. Let's go get a drink. 199 00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:55,898 What should I get Hugh for his birthday? 200 00:15:55,922 --> 00:16:00,023 I was thinking cigars but I figured you were probably gonna bring some. 201 00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:03,824 Actually I decided not to go. 202 00:16:03,924 --> 00:16:06,525 In light of the situation, I went, I saw Carm, 203 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,626 I told her I thought it'd be best if I sit it out. 204 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,607 Hi, Phil, Joe. 205 00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:31,042 Where's your brother-in-law, doll? 206 00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,232 I wouldn't know. 207 00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:37,333 Hey, Philip, how the hell are you? 208 00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:40,110 - How's the neck? - Where's the car? 209 00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:43,211 We all passed a lotta water since the old days, huh? 210 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:46,847 I was away when all that shit went down with your brother. 211 00:16:46,871 --> 00:16:48,712 What the fuck happened? 212 00:16:48,736 --> 00:16:51,237 We don't like to talk about it. 213 00:16:51,337 --> 00:16:53,337 Your car's in here, Phil. 214 00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:55,538 It's all set. 215 00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:07,141 What the fuck is this? 216 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,819 It was a front-end collision, Phil. 217 00:17:12,843 --> 00:17:16,855 - This new paint isn't as brilliant. - It's factory paint, same as original. 218 00:17:16,879 --> 00:17:19,145 It is different. It's duller. 219 00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:30,359 Something's off with the seat. 220 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,348 What is it, Phil? 221 00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:36,249 Feels off kilter. Try it, Joey. 222 00:17:46,852 --> 00:17:49,214 You're right. It's off its axis. 223 00:17:49,238 --> 00:17:51,553 It reclines strange too. Try it. 224 00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:55,154 Nobody said anything about the seats. 225 00:17:55,254 --> 00:17:56,855 This is unacceptable. 226 00:17:56,955 --> 00:18:00,567 Come on, Joey. Give me a call when you get the job done. 227 00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:03,057 A couple of days, Phil. 228 00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:05,168 We did what was asked of us. 229 00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:07,158 Call me when it's done right. 230 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:16,660 So, Dad, how does dinner at Vesuvio's sound for your birthday? 231 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,461 Just us. We'll come here first for the presents 232 00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:22,062 and then we'll go over there. 233 00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:26,063 Sure, sure. That sounds fine. 234 00:18:29,864 --> 00:18:33,165 - Did somebody tell you something? - I know all about it. 235 00:18:33,265 --> 00:18:36,066 - You can save the cloak and dagger. - AJ! 236 00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,166 What? 237 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:42,167 - Junior Soprano told me all about it. - That miserable fucking man. 238 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,944 You don't know the half. 239 00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:47,145 Relax. I'm fine with knowing. 240 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:51,881 At my age, it's surprise enough to be able to get out of bed every morning. 241 00:18:51,905 --> 00:18:53,870 So who's coming to this shindig? 242 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,747 God damn him! 243 00:18:55,771 --> 00:18:59,183 All of us, your brother Lester, Dr Fegoli. 244 00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,649 Russ Fegoli? He's in town? 245 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,849 He retired from the Foreign Service. 246 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:06,674 But they were living out in Marin County or wherever. 247 00:19:06,774 --> 00:19:09,136 Well, they settled on Jersey. 248 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,475 Octavia, the oldest, lives here. 249 00:19:12,976 --> 00:19:15,487 Wait, who's Dr Faggo? 250 00:19:15,511 --> 00:19:17,953 Fegoli. Feg. 251 00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:21,478 She of the five-page Christmas card. And on Flag Day, 252 00:19:21,978 --> 00:19:24,779 Papa Russ shook hands with Andrew Cuomo. 253 00:19:24,879 --> 00:19:26,779 What an honour. B-F-D. 254 00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:28,991 The Fegoli kids finished college. 255 00:19:29,015 --> 00:19:31,057 That's what sticks in your craw. 256 00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:35,182 When he got that medal, you two weren't even invited to the ceremony. 257 00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:37,282 It was out in California! 258 00:19:37,382 --> 00:19:41,083 They knew that your father doesn't like to be out of his element. 259 00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:45,284 Now, here's someone we can all be proud of, Anthony. 260 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,086 Dr Fegoli served in the State Department. 261 00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:54,187 In Rome, he was career assistant to the ambassador to the Vatican. 262 00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:57,064 He got a medal from the Pope himself. 263 00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:59,488 - Wow. - But when we were kids in the navy, 264 00:19:59,588 --> 00:20:01,665 he had such a bad case of the crabs 265 00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:04,501 we used to call him the Governor of Maryland. 266 00:20:04,525 --> 00:20:06,318 Stop acting like a child. 267 00:20:06,342 --> 00:20:08,091 Lighten up. He's old enough. 268 00:20:08,191 --> 00:20:09,691 She's right, knock it off. 269 00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:14,392 - Who else is coming? - Freddy Di Novi... 270 00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:16,893 Tony'll love him. 271 00:20:18,994 --> 00:20:20,970 Who else? 272 00:20:20,994 --> 00:20:23,095 Dad, Tony isn't coming to the party. 273 00:20:23,795 --> 00:20:24,895 Why? 274 00:20:24,995 --> 00:20:27,472 Well, I felt that since we're separated, 275 00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:30,508 we should get used to the idea of living separate lives. 276 00:20:30,532 --> 00:20:32,273 That's a crock of shit. 277 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,598 Don't talk to her like that. 278 00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:38,299 I've known the man for 20-something years! It's his house! 279 00:20:38,399 --> 00:20:40,576 Tony is in agreement with me. 280 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,800 Because you put the screws to him. 281 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:45,077 - I'll cancel the party. - Go ahead. 282 00:20:45,101 --> 00:20:47,902 I'm not coming if the man of the house isn't there. 283 00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:57,404 Tony, it's Angie. We did all the repairs you said on Phil's car. 284 00:20:57,504 --> 00:21:00,205 He came today and now he found a dent in the rear. 285 00:21:00,305 --> 00:21:03,082 - His seat. There's a problem with that. - His seat? 286 00:21:03,106 --> 00:21:06,518 I didn't wanna get into these extras without checking with you. 287 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:08,707 You wanna run a body shop, run a body shop. 288 00:21:08,807 --> 00:21:10,908 You claimed your piece of the garage. 289 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:15,120 So you wanna be in business, do what you think the situation calls for. 290 00:21:15,144 --> 00:21:17,010 I wanna put my kids through college. 291 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,186 That's a good thing, Ange. 292 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:22,411 Some women left alone like that would've given up. 293 00:21:22,511 --> 00:21:26,323 Tony, before I outlay for these costs, I need to know... 294 00:21:26,347 --> 00:21:30,113 Ange, I'm not there, what do I know? It's your call. 295 00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:47,918 Tone. What's up? 296 00:21:48,018 --> 00:21:50,795 Pussy's Body Shop is one of your stops, right? 297 00:21:50,819 --> 00:21:55,020 They're fixing the fucking Shah of Iran's car. Be there when he picks it up. 298 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,521 Make sure he's happy, but don't let the shit spiral out of control. 299 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:02,422 - Right. I'll take care of it. - Thanks. 300 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,623 I'm on my way to Welsh Farms, get a triple blueberry sundae. 301 00:22:06,723 --> 00:22:08,785 Good for you. Enjoy. 302 00:22:08,809 --> 00:22:10,824 Hot summer night... 303 00:22:12,325 --> 00:22:14,325 Go for it. You deserve it. 304 00:22:14,425 --> 00:22:17,026 All right, yeah. I'll talk to you later. 305 00:22:21,127 --> 00:22:23,528 - Opus. - Fine choice. 306 00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:27,729 Angelo here spoke very highly of you, 307 00:22:27,829 --> 00:22:30,241 how you handled yourself in Pennsylvania. 308 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,030 That's why I wanted to meet you. 309 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:35,542 We were like Frick and Frack in the can. 310 00:22:35,566 --> 00:22:37,507 Angelo's my buddy. 311 00:22:37,532 --> 00:22:41,633 He knew the Jackie Gleason stuff by heart. He acted all the parts. 312 00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:44,233 Do a little bit for Rusty, the mambo thing. 313 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,946 Mambo? Oh, Carlos was teaching you the mambo! 314 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,436 That's a different story! 315 00:22:54,536 --> 00:22:57,037 Get out! Get out! 316 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,950 So how's your re-entry been? You doing OK? 317 00:23:03,974 --> 00:23:05,839 Yeah. Tony's been good with me. 318 00:23:06,339 --> 00:23:09,551 - I always liked your cousin. - He's a real gentleman. 319 00:23:09,575 --> 00:23:11,641 Angelo's looking out for you too. 320 00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:16,042 I told Rusty that you might need a little earn. 321 00:23:17,442 --> 00:23:21,443 Yeah, I could use a little cash injection, maybe a push up the pyramid. 322 00:23:21,544 --> 00:23:23,544 You know, time served? 323 00:23:25,845 --> 00:23:28,245 We need something done. 324 00:23:28,345 --> 00:23:30,446 A nice little payday for you, 325 00:23:30,546 --> 00:23:33,747 and an opportunity for you to hone that rep you left behind. 326 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,109 And this involves? 327 00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:39,048 Somebody needs to go. 328 00:23:40,949 --> 00:23:43,149 Anyone I know? 329 00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:48,851 New York guy, not Jersey. 330 00:23:48,951 --> 00:23:51,263 - Who is he with? - Friend of a friend. 331 00:23:51,287 --> 00:23:53,052 Not a friend of ours. 332 00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:57,353 A friend of Johnny's. 333 00:23:58,754 --> 00:24:02,455 - You guys got to settle that shit. - It's not the boat. 334 00:24:02,555 --> 00:24:04,055 It's not the boat. 335 00:24:04,155 --> 00:24:05,956 It's Lorraine Calluzzo. 336 00:24:06,456 --> 00:24:08,256 Rainey Calluzzo. 337 00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:11,557 Little Carmine went to school with her. 338 00:24:12,057 --> 00:24:14,058 They go back that far. 339 00:24:15,358 --> 00:24:17,859 Kill a woman? Come on. 340 00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:28,462 I can't sign on right now. 341 00:24:28,562 --> 00:24:31,663 I wanna give my cousin the benefit of the doubt. 342 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:35,175 He don't want us involved in this problem over here anyway. 343 00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:37,864 Why don't you think about it for a bit? 344 00:24:37,964 --> 00:24:39,976 I don't know. I don't think so, 345 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,466 but thanks, guys. 346 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,866 We had a big talk over here the other day 347 00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:48,478 and the consensus seems to want your presence at my father's party. 348 00:24:48,502 --> 00:24:51,379 Well, that's nice but it's kinda short notice. 349 00:24:51,403 --> 00:24:54,169 Look, it's for my father, not me. 350 00:24:55,669 --> 00:24:58,070 I made plans to go fishing with Sil. 351 00:24:58,170 --> 00:25:04,083 Well, he really wants you there. If you could make it, he would be very happy. 352 00:25:04,107 --> 00:25:06,072 He's very fond of you. 353 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:09,773 The New York salsicc', hickory wood, whatever. 354 00:25:09,873 --> 00:25:11,650 You're not using Artie? 355 00:25:11,674 --> 00:25:15,075 I got him doing appetisers but he's really there as a guest. 356 00:25:15,175 --> 00:25:17,675 I am cooking. 357 00:25:17,775 --> 00:25:21,076 Tomorrow's gonna be a madhouse, just a living hell. 358 00:25:24,577 --> 00:25:26,478 I don't know, I'll... 359 00:25:26,578 --> 00:25:28,878 I'll see what I can do. 360 00:25:29,378 --> 00:25:31,879 Thank you, Tony, I appreciate it. 361 00:25:38,381 --> 00:25:40,558 Jerry said to refrigerate. 362 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,282 I think there is room in the garage. 363 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:56,497 I know you're shorthanded. I thought you might need some help. 364 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:59,987 It's my weekend with the boys. They'll stay out of the way. 365 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:09,890 Aunt Carmela is nice enough to let you guys enjoy her pool, 366 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:12,101 and you wanna destroy her property. 367 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:14,191 It's a beach chair! It can get wet. 368 00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:16,691 Don't get smart! You wanna go home? 369 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,571 What can I do? 370 00:26:28,595 --> 00:26:31,395 The dips. I forgot the dips. 371 00:26:31,996 --> 00:26:34,996 I gotta duck out later. I could get some at Grand Union. 372 00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:37,097 Grand Union closed ten years ago. 373 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:42,198 You know what? Frig the dip. They'll have to survive with salsa. 374 00:26:42,298 --> 00:26:45,710 Can I make you a cocktail? I make a mean Rusty Nail. 375 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,700 Now? No. 376 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:52,601 Thanks again for letting the kids take a swim. 377 00:26:52,701 --> 00:26:54,602 Any time, you know that. 378 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,803 Cheers. 379 00:27:00,903 --> 00:27:03,104 They love being here. 380 00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,205 This is truly a beautiful home. 381 00:27:07,505 --> 00:27:09,406 What, are you here, five years now? 382 00:27:09,506 --> 00:27:12,718 I asked you to get up at 11:00. We got a lot to do today. 383 00:27:12,742 --> 00:27:15,307 You were supposed to send this for summer school. 384 00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:17,308 Put it down! 385 00:27:20,509 --> 00:27:23,510 - Greetings, birthday people. - You are here, which is great. 386 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:25,321 You can help with the setup. 387 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:27,587 Hi, Mrs Soprano. 388 00:27:27,611 --> 00:27:31,012 This is our Uncle Tony. This is Meadow's friend Finn. 389 00:27:32,412 --> 00:27:33,812 What are you doing? 390 00:27:33,912 --> 00:27:36,713 I'm making Grandpa's favourite icebox cake. 391 00:27:37,313 --> 00:27:40,825 - We have cake. - Why don't you take a swim? You're hot. 392 00:27:40,849 --> 00:27:43,191 Do you have a towel? 393 00:27:43,215 --> 00:27:45,216 I'll bring you a coffee too. 394 00:27:45,316 --> 00:27:47,816 - I'll be outside. - Cake pan? 395 00:27:48,516 --> 00:27:50,678 Meadow, I have a lot to do today. 396 00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:52,818 Hello? I'm making dessert... to help. 397 00:27:55,718 --> 00:27:59,019 - He seems like a nice guy. - Yep. 398 00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:10,322 - Any luck with Kelly? - No. 399 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,523 I've been scouring the internet for any trace. 400 00:28:13,623 --> 00:28:16,124 Here is your cake pan. 401 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,525 And you're gonna clean up your baking mess! 402 00:28:28,827 --> 00:28:33,029 I can imagine how much you must miss her, your only daughter. 403 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:35,629 What was she, like 11, when she lived with you guys? 404 00:28:35,729 --> 00:28:38,930 We had her 12th birthday party right before she moved out. 405 00:28:42,731 --> 00:28:44,943 - How'd she do in school then? - Straight As. 406 00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:47,833 My God. What is the matter with them? 407 00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:57,835 Don't lift that by yourself, Hugh, wait for some help. 408 00:28:58,836 --> 00:29:01,397 What are you doing here? You always do this! 409 00:29:01,421 --> 00:29:03,890 - The party is not for hours! - He needs help. 410 00:29:03,914 --> 00:29:06,338 What am I doing? Returning your port-a-vac. 411 00:29:06,438 --> 00:29:08,638 - You said you needed it. - Happy birthday. 412 00:29:08,738 --> 00:29:12,739 - Later for that. Get your uncle out here. - He left. He said he told you. 413 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,240 He asked us to watch the twins. 414 00:29:19,941 --> 00:29:21,642 Here, help me with this. 415 00:29:21,742 --> 00:29:24,943 My goodness. What a bother. Excuse us for living. 416 00:29:30,444 --> 00:29:32,921 How you doing? I'm Tony. 417 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:35,546 Yeah, the other Tony's cousin, right? 418 00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:37,646 It reclines perfectly, try it. 419 00:29:37,746 --> 00:29:40,847 Fuck that. I don't feel like I'm sitting at 12 o'clock. 420 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:43,048 You're sitting at 12 o'clock. 421 00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:46,249 - May I? - I don't give a fuck. 422 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:49,349 You can sit in there till fucking San Gennaro. 423 00:29:49,950 --> 00:29:54,451 It'll still need to be dealt with. This car went through a major collision. 424 00:29:58,152 --> 00:29:59,552 It seems OK. 425 00:29:59,652 --> 00:30:01,953 How could it be OK if it's askew? 426 00:30:06,154 --> 00:30:08,466 What's the matter? You got an eye problem? 427 00:30:08,490 --> 00:30:10,131 You look like Stevie Wonder! 428 00:30:10,155 --> 00:30:12,417 What'd I say? I didn't say nothing. 429 00:30:12,441 --> 00:30:14,656 Replacing the seat will cost a fortune. 430 00:30:14,756 --> 00:30:17,133 Give me a break, Phil. The seat is fine. 431 00:30:17,157 --> 00:30:22,258 You have a problem with the grain on the leather. You think I'm stupid? 432 00:30:22,358 --> 00:30:24,159 Don't take it out on me! 433 00:30:24,259 --> 00:30:26,360 Come on, Joey. 434 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:31,672 How about this? Replace the tracks under the seat, 435 00:30:31,696 --> 00:30:33,462 maybe throw in a CD player. 436 00:30:34,062 --> 00:30:36,338 We already replaced the tracks. 437 00:30:36,362 --> 00:30:39,574 - He's got a CD player. - Jesus God, Duke, 438 00:30:39,598 --> 00:30:42,764 they're hosing us for a $2,000 factory seat! 439 00:30:43,364 --> 00:30:45,041 Come on, Joey. 440 00:30:45,065 --> 00:30:47,665 - Tony, nice to meet you. - Come on! You coming? 441 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,866 Joe, try to keep him cooled down. 442 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:04,670 Here you go, Freddy. 443 00:31:08,571 --> 00:31:11,072 Get it, Jason! Come on! 444 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,052 My God. 445 00:31:27,076 --> 00:31:29,538 - Ma, what? - Dr Fegoli... Russ. 446 00:31:29,562 --> 00:31:31,978 - What? - He's allergic to tomatoes. 447 00:31:32,578 --> 00:31:34,589 All right, so we will deal with it. 448 00:31:34,613 --> 00:31:36,679 Jesus. 449 00:31:36,779 --> 00:31:39,780 Don't you have any hors d'oeuvres without tomatoes? 450 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:44,381 The prosciutto-wrapped chèvre. Rosalie just took 'em out. 451 00:31:48,682 --> 00:31:51,344 An Italian allergic to pomodori? 452 00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:53,984 Dio mio. You have my sympathies. 453 00:31:54,084 --> 00:31:55,860 It wasn't always like this. 454 00:31:55,884 --> 00:32:00,485 It started when they gave me radiation for my prostate. Don't ask me why. 455 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:05,498 Did you know Monsignor Kelly? He was in charge of the tours at all the catacombs. 456 00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:08,387 - I made you a plate, Russ. - Thank you, Mary. 457 00:32:08,487 --> 00:32:12,800 You know, Carmela's mother-in-law Livia detested northern cooking. 458 00:32:12,824 --> 00:32:16,190 - Really, why? - She skeeved the butter. 459 00:32:16,290 --> 00:32:19,591 The father was like that, too. The whole Soprano bunch. 460 00:32:19,691 --> 00:32:22,891 So many Neapolitans and Sicilians feel that way. 461 00:32:23,592 --> 00:32:27,193 You really have to go to Italy to know and so many of them don't. 462 00:32:27,893 --> 00:32:31,194 I ate like a champ up and down the boot the whole two weeks. 463 00:32:31,694 --> 00:32:35,495 But those recipes that you used to send me from Tuscany, Lena. 464 00:32:35,595 --> 00:32:38,296 My God, they were a revelation. 465 00:32:38,396 --> 00:32:40,596 Bollito misto, osso bucco... 466 00:32:41,997 --> 00:32:45,198 The lovely Carmela. Would you like to say a few words? 467 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:48,498 He's back, thank God. Will you get the guests arriving? 468 00:32:48,598 --> 00:32:50,199 Where the hell is Tony? 469 00:32:50,299 --> 00:32:52,976 Have a glass of wine, it'll calm you down. 470 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,712 He is bringing the charcoal and the sausage. Always the last minute. 471 00:32:56,736 --> 00:33:00,502 - I heard that. - Finally. 472 00:33:01,302 --> 00:33:03,903 - She's got no faith in me. - I wonder why? 473 00:33:05,303 --> 00:33:07,804 Pins and needles, needles and pins. 474 00:33:10,104 --> 00:33:13,316 Palumbo's - the birthday boy's favourite. 475 00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:15,206 - Where is he? - He's out back. 476 00:33:15,706 --> 00:33:16,882 Oh, good. 477 00:33:16,906 --> 00:33:19,518 Honey, pace yourself. 478 00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:22,084 Hey, there he is! 479 00:33:22,108 --> 00:33:24,219 Hey, happy birthday to you 480 00:33:24,243 --> 00:33:26,709 Got salsiccia for you 481 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:34,522 Russ, wait till you taste this. There's nothing else like it. 482 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,012 I want you to meet a couple of our oldest friends, 483 00:33:37,112 --> 00:33:38,923 Dr Russ and Lena Fegoli. 484 00:33:38,947 --> 00:33:40,713 Nice to meet you, sir. 485 00:33:40,813 --> 00:33:43,814 My son-in-law... Well, whatever... Tony Soprano. 486 00:33:46,114 --> 00:33:49,715 A doctor, huh? That's good. Somebody usually goes down at these. 487 00:33:49,815 --> 00:33:51,192 He's just joking. 488 00:33:51,216 --> 00:33:56,017 Unfortunately, my doctorate is in international affairs. 489 00:33:57,517 --> 00:33:59,318 From Princeton. 490 00:33:59,418 --> 00:34:02,319 - GI Bill. - So you're a doctor like... 491 00:34:02,419 --> 00:34:03,819 Kissinger's a doctor. 492 00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:06,296 Yes. 493 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,120 Russ had an audience with four popes. 494 00:34:10,921 --> 00:34:13,322 - What section did you all sit in? - Idiot! 495 00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:19,623 TB, make sure you shoot the food tables before they're pillaged. 496 00:34:20,424 --> 00:34:24,036 Well, I'd love to stay and chat but I got a fire to start. 497 00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:26,825 - Nice to meet you, Doc. - Nice to meet you. 498 00:34:36,128 --> 00:34:40,040 Everybody! Could you gather around, please? 499 00:34:40,064 --> 00:34:42,641 Everybody, everybody! 500 00:34:42,665 --> 00:34:44,430 Come on over. 501 00:34:47,031 --> 00:34:51,032 I would like to make a toast to the man of the hour, 502 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,809 a very special man, 503 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:57,434 a man who I love more than words could possibly say... 504 00:34:58,334 --> 00:35:00,811 - My father. - Hear, hear! 505 00:35:00,835 --> 00:35:04,236 You are the best father and grandfather in the world. 506 00:35:09,137 --> 00:35:10,537 Speech, speech! 507 00:35:11,137 --> 00:35:13,538 You are the greatest, my little Melly. 508 00:35:15,439 --> 00:35:17,339 Thank you for everything. 509 00:35:17,439 --> 00:35:21,140 Tony, thank you for having us at your home. 510 00:35:24,241 --> 00:35:27,742 Mare, my lovely bride. 511 00:35:27,842 --> 00:35:30,819 Still the prettiest girl in the world. 512 00:35:30,843 --> 00:35:34,244 Thank you for putting up with me all these years. 513 00:35:41,946 --> 00:35:44,847 Thank all you freeloaders for coming! 514 00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:53,260 - Why don't you open up your gifts, Dad? - Not now, Carmela. 515 00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:55,461 - It's very mercenary. - Well, good. 516 00:35:55,485 --> 00:35:57,850 People spent money on them. 517 00:35:58,550 --> 00:36:00,162 I'll break the ice. 518 00:36:00,186 --> 00:36:02,627 Here. 519 00:36:02,651 --> 00:36:05,052 - Open this one. - It's from him. 520 00:36:07,953 --> 00:36:10,254 You're too much. 521 00:36:17,656 --> 00:36:19,556 A Stratocaster? 522 00:36:24,157 --> 00:36:26,434 A Beretta. 523 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:28,659 - It's a shotgun. - Shotgun? 524 00:36:29,759 --> 00:36:32,860 This is... I don't know what to say. 525 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,961 It's a Giubileo 12-gauge. 28-inch barrel. 526 00:36:41,262 --> 00:36:44,239 Nice to have money. 527 00:36:44,263 --> 00:36:46,940 Get me another Rolling Rock, Jay. 528 00:36:46,964 --> 00:36:49,675 What time did you start drinking today? 529 00:36:49,699 --> 00:36:52,176 Probably right after you got up. 530 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,266 Coz! 531 00:36:54,366 --> 00:36:57,667 Tony, can you bring the camera over here and get a shot of this? 532 00:36:58,267 --> 00:37:00,467 Sure, I got nothing better to do. 533 00:37:08,469 --> 00:37:10,681 I expect a freezer full of venison this year. 534 00:37:10,705 --> 00:37:12,971 You got it, kid. 535 00:37:28,475 --> 00:37:30,887 Beautiful piece. The over-under action, 536 00:37:30,911 --> 00:37:33,076 the engraving, they're artisans. 537 00:37:33,176 --> 00:37:37,677 And you know, I've been to the Beretta studio in Brescia. 538 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:40,478 No kidding. I'd love to see that. 539 00:37:41,078 --> 00:37:43,679 You know, that company goes back to the 1500s. 540 00:37:43,779 --> 00:37:45,956 Madonna! 541 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:48,541 Sure, the best pieces... 542 00:37:48,565 --> 00:37:51,081 they never export, you see. 543 00:37:57,983 --> 00:38:00,060 I want one and all here to know 544 00:38:00,084 --> 00:38:02,884 what a wild man Hugo was in his day. 545 00:38:02,984 --> 00:38:06,161 Remember what he did at the Bund meeting in Paterson? 546 00:38:06,185 --> 00:38:10,086 - Threw that cherry bomb on those Krauts? - Yeah, tell that one. 547 00:38:13,887 --> 00:38:17,299 You made my father's year with that gun. 548 00:38:17,323 --> 00:38:20,089 He deserves it. 549 00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:26,891 - You look beat. Take a break. - Nah, I'm all right. 550 00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:33,293 - Could use a beer, though. - Well, you got it. 551 00:38:42,595 --> 00:38:43,996 Thanks. 552 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,601 How's that look? Done? 553 00:39:03,501 --> 00:39:05,601 You're the grill-meister. 554 00:39:13,704 --> 00:39:17,516 Don't get me wrong, we have the greatest legal system in the world, 555 00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:20,506 but it's becoming more and more discriminatory. 556 00:39:20,606 --> 00:39:24,918 If you're a minority, or worse, an immigrant from an Arab country, 557 00:39:24,942 --> 00:39:27,007 civil rights don't apply at all. 558 00:39:27,107 --> 00:39:31,019 In no place is the breach of civil rights more evident than the penal system. 559 00:39:31,043 --> 00:39:33,685 - Rehabilitation? Please. - Yeah. 560 00:39:33,709 --> 00:39:36,786 That nature of the system instils the convict mentality 561 00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:41,422 to the point where prison becomes the only venue where the convict can function. 562 00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:43,312 My little bleeding heart. 563 00:39:44,012 --> 00:39:45,923 She is wise beyond her years. 564 00:39:45,947 --> 00:39:47,089 She better be, 565 00:39:47,113 --> 00:39:51,114 all the money I'm spending over at Liberal University in sunny Harlem. 566 00:39:52,714 --> 00:39:54,715 Come here. 567 00:39:57,216 --> 00:39:59,816 - How you doing? - Good. 568 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:02,728 Remember when you were little what I called you? 569 00:40:02,752 --> 00:40:04,418 You don't remember? 570 00:40:04,518 --> 00:40:06,818 - You were too young to remember? - Stop! 571 00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,820 How could you not remember? 572 00:40:30,425 --> 00:40:32,625 You know Hugh built this house? 573 00:40:32,725 --> 00:40:36,337 Your friend's maxing out the situation down at Puss's. 574 00:40:36,361 --> 00:40:38,127 Sure. 575 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:41,628 Factory seat, 2K. I tried. 576 00:40:43,228 --> 00:40:45,229 I'd hate to see Ange get stuck with that. 577 00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:52,831 Then again, her friend is taking me to the cleaners with this divorce shit. 578 00:40:53,331 --> 00:40:55,231 I gotta belt-tighten. 579 00:41:02,033 --> 00:41:05,145 Can we get some able-bodied seamen over here? 580 00:41:05,169 --> 00:41:07,235 Tony B? 581 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:10,636 What am I, a fucking slave? 582 00:41:13,937 --> 00:41:16,548 - I didn't have a drop. - Goddamn you. 583 00:41:16,572 --> 00:41:19,138 Lester'll drive. He's in the bathroom. 584 00:41:19,238 --> 00:41:21,038 Watch your head. 585 00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:24,940 Hey! Virginia Mayo. 586 00:41:39,544 --> 00:41:41,544 Thank you for coming. 587 00:41:41,644 --> 00:41:43,945 I'm sorry for everything. What can I say? 588 00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:46,045 Get my boy home safe. 589 00:41:49,346 --> 00:41:50,947 You're sorry? For what? 590 00:41:51,047 --> 00:41:54,348 - No, no. I wanna hear. - Oh, please, Carmela. 591 00:41:54,848 --> 00:41:58,049 The off-colour jokes, the sausage twirling... 592 00:41:59,949 --> 00:42:02,150 These are cultured Italians. 593 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,250 Russ is a success, a diplomat. 594 00:42:04,350 --> 00:42:06,227 This was a shock for them. 595 00:42:06,251 --> 00:42:08,427 He's such a diplomat he insults his host? 596 00:42:08,451 --> 00:42:11,413 You heard what he said to Tony. He's a pompous man. 597 00:42:11,437 --> 00:42:14,353 - He always was. - Let's talk about this another time. 598 00:42:14,453 --> 00:42:16,554 That's why you didn't want Tony here. 599 00:42:16,654 --> 00:42:19,030 It had nothing to do with our situation. 600 00:42:19,054 --> 00:42:22,355 All along, it was so that your cultured Italian friends, 601 00:42:22,455 --> 00:42:25,732 who were born and raised on Arthur Avenue, I might add, 602 00:42:25,756 --> 00:42:29,168 - wouldn't meet Tony the gavone. - He made us all look like gavones. 603 00:42:29,192 --> 00:42:32,658 Whatever we are, I am proud of it, unlike you obviously. 604 00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:35,135 I have always been proud of my heritage. 605 00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:39,371 Bullshit. You told Aunt Rose you were glad DeAngelis didn't end in a vowel. 606 00:42:39,395 --> 00:42:41,360 I never said that! 607 00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:44,461 And when Meadow came out... "Oh my God, she's so dark." 608 00:42:44,561 --> 00:42:46,362 You're drunk. I'm going home. 609 00:42:46,462 --> 00:42:49,863 There are Italians all around with their closet self-loathing. 610 00:42:49,963 --> 00:42:52,875 I just never wanted to believe my mother was one of them. 611 00:42:52,899 --> 00:42:55,664 What the fuck are you crying about? 612 00:42:56,465 --> 00:42:58,465 Your secret is out. 613 00:42:59,765 --> 00:43:01,766 - Marco. - Polo. 614 00:43:15,970 --> 00:43:18,081 Fish out of water! You're it, Tone! 615 00:43:18,105 --> 00:43:20,271 - I'm taking a T-O. - Marco. 616 00:43:23,472 --> 00:43:24,872 Here, let me get this. 617 00:43:24,972 --> 00:43:26,873 No, I'm fine. You have fun. 618 00:43:26,973 --> 00:43:30,774 No, no, really. Let me... I'll get it. I'll get it. 619 00:43:31,574 --> 00:43:34,275 - Put me down! - You look like you could use a dip! 620 00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:35,986 - Don't you... I'm serious! - One. 621 00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:37,876 - AJ! - Two. 622 00:43:37,976 --> 00:43:39,976 - Tony, don't! - Three! 623 00:43:44,378 --> 00:43:46,578 - You bastards! - You're it, Carm. 624 00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:55,781 - Idiots. - Don't let her get out. 625 00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:04,883 You're still it! 626 00:44:10,485 --> 00:44:13,797 - All right. Pleasant dreams, hammers. - Night, Dad. 627 00:44:13,821 --> 00:44:16,286 - Good night, Grandma. - Good night. 628 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:21,199 - Grandma's not a maid. - I'll put 'em in the hamper. 629 00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:23,199 - What's this? - I don't know. 630 00:44:23,223 --> 00:44:25,189 - Yes, you do. - Shut up. 631 00:44:25,289 --> 00:44:27,890 Am I talking to you, Justin? 632 00:44:30,990 --> 00:44:33,291 I asked you a question, Jason. 633 00:44:35,692 --> 00:44:37,692 Pins. 634 00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:41,193 From the '96 Olympics in Atlanta, it looks like. 635 00:44:43,394 --> 00:44:48,406 That's when you were stationed in Saudi Arabia, right, Dad? 636 00:44:48,430 --> 00:44:52,107 Yes, that's right, but I'm talking to your brother. 637 00:44:52,131 --> 00:44:54,097 You took this tonight, didn't you? 638 00:44:54,197 --> 00:44:55,973 I borrowed it from AJ. 639 00:44:55,997 --> 00:44:58,998 You stole this from your cousin who opens his house to you? 640 00:44:59,098 --> 00:45:02,410 I found it on the floor way in back of AJ's closet. 641 00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:05,078 He doesn't care. With all the stuff he has? 642 00:45:05,102 --> 00:45:07,700 He got to go to the Olympics and everything. 643 00:45:08,201 --> 00:45:11,501 I love where he lives. I don't wanna come back here. 644 00:45:18,303 --> 00:45:21,980 My son steals from his own family. 645 00:45:22,004 --> 00:45:24,705 You're gonna return it tomorrow and apologise. 646 00:45:25,805 --> 00:45:27,906 Where are your Game Boys? 647 00:45:28,006 --> 00:45:31,407 That's mine. Jason's is in the drawer. 648 00:45:35,008 --> 00:45:37,108 I'm giving these to the Salvation Army. 649 00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:39,620 - I didn't do nothing! - You're as bad as he is 650 00:45:39,644 --> 00:45:42,410 cos you didn't stop him! 651 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:50,212 We should get going, AJ. I don't wanna drop you off too late. 652 00:45:50,312 --> 00:45:52,012 Call me when you get to Patrick's. 653 00:45:52,113 --> 00:45:54,713 Yeah, I'll try. He's in a bad cell area. 654 00:45:59,515 --> 00:46:01,815 He'll try? 655 00:46:02,815 --> 00:46:05,192 Just showing her he's not a kid. 656 00:46:05,216 --> 00:46:07,917 I think he's showing her more than that. 657 00:46:09,017 --> 00:46:10,918 That's inevitable. 658 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,629 It's scary is what that is. 659 00:46:13,653 --> 00:46:16,019 He'll be fine. 660 00:46:16,119 --> 00:46:18,620 - He's in love. - Oh, please. 661 00:46:23,221 --> 00:46:25,822 You know what it's like at that age. 662 00:46:28,823 --> 00:46:30,823 Can't wait to see each other. 663 00:46:31,823 --> 00:46:34,424 Can't keep your hands off each other. 664 00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:44,627 - What am I doing? - Tony, let's call it a night. 665 00:46:44,727 --> 00:46:46,627 Why? 666 00:46:48,128 --> 00:46:50,929 - You tired? - Yes. 667 00:46:51,029 --> 00:46:53,429 Come on. Artie is right over there. 668 00:46:55,530 --> 00:46:57,630 He's comatose. 669 00:47:12,334 --> 00:47:14,335 This is nice, no? 670 00:47:19,636 --> 00:47:21,948 Doesn't it feel nice? 671 00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:24,238 I didn't say that. 672 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:37,941 No, Tony, don't. 673 00:48:25,754 --> 00:48:28,616 So which type of torture instrument 674 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,456 are we going to use to pound this? 675 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:52,062 Hello? 676 00:48:53,062 --> 00:48:55,063 Blundetto. 677 00:48:56,663 --> 00:48:58,063 How can I help you? 678 00:48:59,564 --> 00:49:01,264 I'm in. 679 00:49:08,766 --> 00:49:10,967 You asleep? 680 00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:37,874 Here you go, Joey. 681 00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:39,875 It's bigger than last week's. 682 00:49:39,975 --> 00:49:41,986 Hey, Crystal. The room is empty. 683 00:49:42,010 --> 00:49:44,152 Come on, time is money. 684 00:49:44,176 --> 00:49:46,438 Thanks. Phil will be very happy. 685 00:49:46,462 --> 00:49:48,677 Send him and John my best, huh? 686 00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:51,389 - Good night, Heather. - Good night, Muzz. 687 00:49:51,413 --> 00:49:54,279 - You're off? - Yeah. 688 00:49:54,379 --> 00:49:57,180 - I'm going downtown. - Me too. 689 00:49:57,780 --> 00:49:59,680 Let's go. 690 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:01,981 See you next week, Joe. 691 00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:38,691 Tony, right? What, you come here too?