1 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:46,353 Into the bottom of the eighth. A very tight game on a hot day. 2 00:01:46,563 --> 00:01:49,273 - Oh, it sure is today, isn't it? - It certainly is, Roger. 3 00:01:49,482 --> 00:01:52,526 Mets tying it up 2-2 in the sixth. 4 00:01:52,902 --> 00:01:54,069 Man on second. 5 00:01:54,237 --> 00:01:56,864 Want another super nacho? 6 00:01:57,407 --> 00:01:59,950 No, they been sitting too long. The cheese is all sweaty. 7 00:02:00,118 --> 00:02:02,828 This guy in the joint, crazy Rasta fuck... 8 00:02:03,037 --> 00:02:05,038 used to make grilled cheese on the radiator. 9 00:02:05,206 --> 00:02:07,124 He put the bread between two sheets of paper. 10 00:02:08,543 --> 00:02:10,377 Had a whole system. 11 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:14,214 - What did you do to your foot? - The other night. Fucking Irvington. 12 00:02:14,382 --> 00:02:17,759 - Two black guys jumped me outside a bar. - With half of them locked up... 13 00:02:17,969 --> 00:02:21,805 making grilled cheese, you'd think there wouldn't be many around making trouble. 14 00:02:22,307 --> 00:02:26,143 - Should I melt another batch? - No, I'm good. I got dinner in the city. 15 00:02:34,068 --> 00:02:36,028 So, Finn, you got any plans for the summer? 16 00:02:36,196 --> 00:02:38,947 Going back to Mission Viejo to surf or whatever? 17 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:41,158 Actually, I'm hoping to stay here in the city. 18 00:02:41,367 --> 00:02:44,328 - How's summer school going? - It sucks. 19 00:02:44,537 --> 00:02:46,663 I did summer school once. You can still have fun. 20 00:02:46,873 --> 00:02:49,374 At Casa Carmela? He's looking at maximum-security summer. 21 00:02:51,377 --> 00:02:53,337 Excuse me a minute. 22 00:02:55,089 --> 00:02:57,507 Why don't you cut your mother a break. For the record... 23 00:02:57,717 --> 00:03:01,678 she's holding this family together under this current situation and all. 24 00:03:04,057 --> 00:03:06,642 - Can we get the check, please? - The young man took care of it. 25 00:03:16,444 --> 00:03:19,154 - You paid the check? - I figured since you're always so... 26 00:03:19,364 --> 00:03:21,281 you know, generous, I should reciprocate. 27 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:24,701 You're lucky you don't get your head handed to you. 28 00:03:24,869 --> 00:03:28,580 - Dad. - Let's get this straight: You eat. I pay. 29 00:03:29,082 --> 00:03:31,250 - Mr. Soprano... - No, when you have your own family... 30 00:03:31,459 --> 00:03:33,252 you pay. 31 00:03:39,634 --> 00:03:41,343 Let's go. 32 00:03:45,265 --> 00:03:46,640 Just take the money. 33 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:02,239 Listen, I didn't mean to bite your head off in there. 34 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:06,118 No, it's fine. I didn't mean to overstep. I just wanted to say thank you. 35 00:04:06,577 --> 00:04:10,247 You're a good guy. I respect you trying. 36 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:17,421 And then he fell asleep right after. 37 00:04:19,674 --> 00:04:23,969 He did call me late the next morning. And he sent flowers. 38 00:04:24,554 --> 00:04:27,097 But other than that, I haven't heard from him all week. 39 00:04:27,265 --> 00:04:29,266 - What did he say? - That it was nice, you know. 40 00:04:29,475 --> 00:04:31,476 And it was nice. He was very sweet, actually. 41 00:04:31,686 --> 00:04:33,562 So you think what happened at the party... 42 00:04:33,771 --> 00:04:36,023 is an overture Tony wants to get back together? 43 00:04:36,190 --> 00:04:38,108 I don't know. Maybe. 44 00:04:39,402 --> 00:04:41,903 He's dropping A.J. off later. 45 00:04:42,822 --> 00:04:45,073 This is the last thing I need to get into right now. 46 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:47,117 Oh, please, he never had it so good. 47 00:04:47,952 --> 00:04:49,453 Well, that's him. 48 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:53,040 You two should talk. Let me just pee. 49 00:04:53,207 --> 00:04:54,583 Okay. 50 00:05:16,397 --> 00:05:18,648 So was your father in a rush now or something? 51 00:05:18,941 --> 00:05:20,567 I don't know. He said he was tired. 52 00:05:22,028 --> 00:05:24,738 To give you this and a kiss on the cheek. 53 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:33,121 Thank God. It's the last thing I needed was to talk to him. 54 00:05:45,051 --> 00:05:47,010 Know who loved golf? 55 00:05:48,012 --> 00:05:51,098 It was Joey Peeps. May he rest in peace. 56 00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:53,100 It's sad when they go young like that. 57 00:05:53,393 --> 00:05:55,352 When they go? 58 00:05:56,729 --> 00:05:58,271 Come on, huh? 59 00:05:58,481 --> 00:06:00,065 It was Little Carmine behind it. 60 00:06:00,274 --> 00:06:03,193 Payback for that whore he was fucking, Lorraine Calluzo. 61 00:06:03,403 --> 00:06:06,029 You don't know that for sure, John. 62 00:06:06,531 --> 00:06:10,033 Little Carmine knew how fond I was of this kid, Tony. 63 00:06:10,201 --> 00:06:11,743 I picked him out of the chorus. 64 00:06:11,911 --> 00:06:14,079 Schooled him those years he was my driver. 65 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:18,333 Anything from your cop? 66 00:06:18,543 --> 00:06:21,169 Some homeless fuck saw a guy limping away. 67 00:06:21,379 --> 00:06:22,671 And then he wasn't sure. 68 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,986 I'll tell you, I don't know how I'm gonna get through Joey's funeral. 69 00:06:46,154 --> 00:06:48,071 And forget about Ginny. 70 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:52,659 Every Christmas, Joey would send her a Grandma's of Maine coffeecake. 71 00:06:53,995 --> 00:06:55,704 What's wrong? You all right? 72 00:06:55,872 --> 00:06:57,956 - Is it his heart? - No. It's this fucking weather. 73 00:06:58,124 --> 00:07:01,626 Sudden changes. Fucks up your respiratory system. 74 00:07:01,836 --> 00:07:03,003 - Come on. - Get some... 75 00:07:03,212 --> 00:07:05,088 - I got you. - Get some electrolytes in him. 76 00:07:05,298 --> 00:07:06,631 - We got you. - Come on, buddy. 77 00:07:06,841 --> 00:07:08,967 - Come on. - That's it. Sit down. 78 00:07:09,177 --> 00:07:11,761 Good, good. That's it. That's it. 79 00:07:11,971 --> 00:07:13,847 You're all right. You're all right. 80 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:18,018 The point I am trying to illustrate... 81 00:07:18,144 --> 00:07:22,022 is that of course no one wants all-out conflict. 82 00:07:22,148 --> 00:07:25,650 But historically, historical changes have come out of war. 83 00:07:26,527 --> 00:07:30,780 Far as I'm concerned, it's a new day. All old treaties and ways of doing things... 84 00:07:30,948 --> 00:07:33,074 are null and void. Exactly. 85 00:07:33,284 --> 00:07:36,745 And the Joe Peeps thing? Where does that leave us? 86 00:07:36,954 --> 00:07:39,581 When you've had a quadruple bypass like I did... 87 00:07:39,749 --> 00:07:42,250 it gives you a lot of time to think. 88 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:45,504 The only thing Johnny understands is force. 89 00:07:45,671 --> 00:07:49,090 But the fact is, though, we pissed on a bees' nest. 90 00:07:49,258 --> 00:07:52,052 So, what's the other option? Rollover? 91 00:07:55,139 --> 00:07:57,474 We could've had a sit-down. 92 00:07:57,683 --> 00:08:01,228 - The other captains, maybe. - This isn't the U.N., Angelo. 93 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:04,064 I won't let what happened to my father happen to me. 94 00:08:04,232 --> 00:08:08,944 God forgive me, but you may be a stronger man than your dad was. 95 00:08:09,111 --> 00:08:10,654 The fundamental question is: 96 00:08:10,863 --> 00:08:13,240 Will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? 97 00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:17,494 And I will be. Even more so. But until I am... 98 00:08:17,703 --> 00:08:20,664 it's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective. 99 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,416 I just talked to my parents. 100 00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:26,836 They offered me a JetBlue ticket home. No economic relief. 101 00:08:27,046 --> 00:08:28,922 What did the lady at Student Placement say? 102 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:31,550 - I never went down there. - Why didn't you? 103 00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:33,260 This economy? Hello? 104 00:08:33,427 --> 00:08:35,762 I mean, even the crappiest McJobs aren't there. 105 00:08:36,138 --> 00:08:39,391 Besides, I wouldn't wanna take away a job a minority could have. 106 00:08:42,061 --> 00:08:44,854 Just... It doesn't cool anything anyway. Leave it. 107 00:08:46,148 --> 00:08:48,066 Don't open the window. The garbage reeks. 108 00:08:48,234 --> 00:08:50,318 Why do we wanna be in New York anyway? 109 00:08:50,528 --> 00:08:54,698 It was supposed to be fun, remember? Summer before the big grad school push. 110 00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:57,033 You could go out to Jersey, sleep in comfort. 111 00:08:58,995 --> 00:09:01,621 - Is that what you want? - No. 112 00:09:03,124 --> 00:09:06,543 All I know is, I cannot go home and live with my parents. 113 00:09:08,337 --> 00:09:10,130 I graduated. 114 00:09:16,762 --> 00:09:20,765 I mean, maybe I should go back out. I can work as a PA for Josh's dad. 115 00:09:20,975 --> 00:09:22,058 At least I'd earn some cash. 116 00:09:22,226 --> 00:09:25,145 - You could come out for a week. - Wait, wait. What? 117 00:09:25,354 --> 00:09:29,357 He's a photographer, I told you. He does major magazine ads. BMW. 118 00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:30,942 It's pretty cool stuff. 119 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:33,403 - Is that what you want? - No. 120 00:09:34,739 --> 00:09:35,989 But at least I'd have money. 121 00:09:36,282 --> 00:09:38,908 - Your thing with models. - There's no models. 122 00:09:39,118 --> 00:09:42,037 - What? - It's interesting work. 123 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:45,123 As a career, actually. I mean... 124 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:48,126 Josh's dad saw my shots that won the prize in high school... 125 00:09:48,336 --> 00:09:50,503 said they were solidly unsentimental. 126 00:09:50,713 --> 00:09:54,924 What are you talking about? Just blow off dental school? 127 00:09:55,092 --> 00:09:59,346 You haven't taken a photograph in a year. You bitch every time we're at a party... 128 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,931 and I ask you to take a snap of me and my friends. 129 00:10:02,099 --> 00:10:04,559 - Look, I'm just saying. - I gave up junior year abroad... 130 00:10:04,769 --> 00:10:08,021 so we could be together. I know, and I wanna stay here. 131 00:10:08,814 --> 00:10:10,023 I could come out west with you. 132 00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:14,944 - But I have to blow off the law center. - Is that what you wanna do? 133 00:10:15,112 --> 00:10:17,030 I don't know. Do you want me to come out? 134 00:10:17,281 --> 00:10:20,033 - If you want to. - No, you need to say. 135 00:10:21,369 --> 00:10:25,330 Maybe we should stay out there. You could transfer to UCLA. 136 00:10:29,001 --> 00:10:30,335 Fuck it. 137 00:10:30,753 --> 00:10:32,629 It's roasting in here. 138 00:10:32,838 --> 00:10:35,048 It's 10:30. We can still get into a movie. 139 00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:41,179 - What do you wanna see? - I don't know. You say. 140 00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:43,348 No, you. 141 00:10:51,649 --> 00:10:53,733 - Hello? - Mrs. Soprano. 142 00:10:53,943 --> 00:10:56,820 - Lee Nieman, returning. - Oh, hi, great. Thank you. 143 00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:59,906 The reason I called... I gave your secretary the broad strokes. 144 00:11:00,116 --> 00:11:03,076 You're in the middle of a separation, the original attorney retired. 145 00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:04,744 Right. Bob Greenberg. 146 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:09,457 At any rate, I'm thinking it's time I move forward with the divorce proceedings. 147 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,085 Mrs. Soprano, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut you short. 148 00:11:12,294 --> 00:11:15,004 As far as handling it, I'm afraid I have to recuse myself. 149 00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,965 What do you mean? Why? 150 00:11:19,385 --> 00:11:23,138 Actually, your husband had been in to see me for a consultation last year. 151 00:11:23,431 --> 00:11:25,473 - My husband hired you? - No. 152 00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:28,935 But based on a prior meeting, the code of professional responsibility... 153 00:11:29,145 --> 00:11:32,021 precludes me from representing you because of that consultation. 154 00:11:32,189 --> 00:11:35,108 But he met with Greenberg too, and he was willing to represent me. 155 00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:39,738 Mr. Greenberg would've found himself in some ethical soup had he moved forward. 156 00:11:39,905 --> 00:11:42,073 I don't understand this. Why is my husband so picky? 157 00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:45,493 He talked to seven or eight of the top divorce attorneys in New Jersey. 158 00:11:45,703 --> 00:11:48,663 Well, you can probably figure that maneuver out for yourself. 159 00:11:50,124 --> 00:11:52,083 Jesus Christ. 160 00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:55,670 I understand your frustration. If you like, I can recommend a colleague. 161 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,672 Someone your husband hasn't contaminated. 162 00:11:57,882 --> 00:12:00,925 Well, yeah, okay. 163 00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:10,310 According to Johnny Sack, kid's brains were splattered all over the seat. 164 00:12:10,519 --> 00:12:12,103 Joe Peeps? 165 00:12:12,271 --> 00:12:14,814 Couldn't have been too much to clean up. 166 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:18,610 I heard the hooker he was with got it in the chest. 167 00:12:18,819 --> 00:12:21,362 Must have been silicone everywheres too. 168 00:12:21,572 --> 00:12:23,239 Why you always try and top me? 169 00:12:23,449 --> 00:12:26,826 You took the air right out of my whole fucking punch line, asshole. 170 00:12:27,036 --> 00:12:29,704 Anyway, Joey Peeps' mom's a widow. 171 00:12:29,872 --> 00:12:32,040 She's in a wheelchair. 172 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,376 Johnny's taking care of the internment, that shit there. 173 00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:37,545 I'm thinking we should pick up the headstone. 174 00:12:38,839 --> 00:12:42,175 - Jason, get into it. - I'll call the marble guy. 175 00:12:44,345 --> 00:12:45,595 - What's up, guys? - Frankie. 176 00:12:45,805 --> 00:12:47,889 - Frankie. - Talk to you outside? 177 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,772 Give me two. 178 00:13:08,494 --> 00:13:10,078 What's up? 179 00:13:10,287 --> 00:13:13,623 Turns out somebody got a look at the guy that did Joe Peeps. 180 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,377 All they got so far is he's got a bad limp. 181 00:13:17,878 --> 00:13:18,378 AHH. 182 00:13:18,504 --> 00:13:19,754 Long John Silver, maybe. 183 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,799 Where the fuck do you get the balls? 184 00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:26,302 I am bending over backwards trying to stay neutral. 185 00:13:26,512 --> 00:13:28,054 Paying for fucking car seats. 186 00:13:28,597 --> 00:13:31,349 And you're out there acting like a fucking free-agent! 187 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,104 And don't look at me like I'm a fucking jerk-off. 188 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:39,107 I'm sick of you leaning on this cousin thing and that bad hijack... 189 00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:41,985 like you can do whatever the fuck it is you wanna do... 190 00:13:42,152 --> 00:13:44,320 because you went away that night, and I didn't. 191 00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:47,699 You're the one who keeps bringing that up. I'm fine with it. 192 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,668 First of all, for the record, I had nothing to do with this. 193 00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:00,712 - Don't fucking lie to me! - Even if I was... 194 00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:02,255 would you really wanna know? 195 00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:06,885 That would just be another problem for you with Johnny, right? 196 00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:16,102 All right, look, I know you're not earning what you expected... 197 00:14:16,228 --> 00:14:17,979 and you got the twins and Nancy. 198 00:14:18,606 --> 00:14:20,064 You're a capable guy. 199 00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:25,570 Your mother let it slip one time: You got an IQ of 158. 200 00:14:25,779 --> 00:14:28,031 - She told you that? - It was the week you got tested. 201 00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:30,158 All the fucking nuns were raving about it. 202 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,994 Lot of good it did me. 203 00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:36,039 I had high hopes when you got out. 204 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:40,168 - Yeah? - Look, a guy like you, brains, balls... 205 00:14:40,377 --> 00:14:43,463 If you'd fucking be straight with me, I could use all that. 206 00:14:43,631 --> 00:14:46,090 Put me in, coach. 207 00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:58,811 All right, we got the casino on Bloomfield Avenue above the hardware store. 208 00:15:00,022 --> 00:15:03,316 Carlo's guy was running it, but he just got diagnosed with the Hodgkin's. 209 00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:04,984 - That's mine? - Yeah. 210 00:15:08,072 --> 00:15:10,114 A lot of fucking money there. 211 00:15:10,407 --> 00:15:13,201 And I'll see what I can do about getting you straightened out. 212 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,495 Opening up the books for you. 213 00:15:17,373 --> 00:15:18,623 It's long overdue. 214 00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:28,633 So I solved a major problem, business-wise. 215 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,761 Put a very good piece of manpower to work. 216 00:15:32,429 --> 00:15:35,765 - My cousin Tony. - You mentioned how close you two are. 217 00:15:35,975 --> 00:15:38,559 When we were kids, they called me Tony Uncle Johnny... 218 00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:42,146 and they'd call him Tony Uncle Al. Right. Yes. You told me all that. 219 00:15:42,356 --> 00:15:45,775 Anyway, he's a very smart guy. He's got an IQ of 158. 220 00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,778 Do you put a lot of stock into that number? 221 00:15:48,946 --> 00:15:51,155 Why? Are you gonna tell me it's bullshit? 222 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:55,243 Because I took that test, and somebody gets a 158... 223 00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:57,620 well, they know a few things. 224 00:15:57,788 --> 00:16:00,707 So we can assume you think he's smarter than you. 225 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:05,003 Honestly, I think he's smarter than you, the way you keep shitting on the test. 226 00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:09,132 But I'm no gabbadotz myself. This was a good move. 227 00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:17,432 Carmela and I slept together. 228 00:16:18,475 --> 00:16:21,728 - What was that like? - It was nice. 229 00:16:22,521 --> 00:16:24,063 It was very... 230 00:16:24,189 --> 00:16:25,565 erotic. 231 00:16:27,443 --> 00:16:30,820 She was wearing that perfume that she wears. 232 00:16:32,656 --> 00:16:35,033 Poor thing was starved for it, honestly. 233 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,830 I'm the only man she's ever been with. 234 00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:42,415 Did you discuss it? 235 00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:46,127 No, I left before she woke up. 236 00:16:46,795 --> 00:16:48,504 How come? 237 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,259 Because if she woke up and I was there, it would send mixed signals, you know. 238 00:16:54,094 --> 00:16:56,095 I'm not sure that's the best... 239 00:17:00,184 --> 00:17:01,476 Yeah. 240 00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:07,023 No. Tell him I got fax machines coming out of my ass. 241 00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:12,612 And would you characterize the separation thus far as amicable? 242 00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:14,864 Ahh, It's barely civil. 243 00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:19,160 Yeah, there are moments when old habits kick in and, you know, feelings. 244 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:23,164 But he is definitely not the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with. 245 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,917 Fair enough. As for the assets... 246 00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:28,920 you've given me your tax returns and investments here? 247 00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:31,547 The house is in my name, not the boat. 248 00:17:31,757 --> 00:17:35,635 - That's the Stugots, is it? - Yes. 249 00:17:35,844 --> 00:17:39,013 I'm a little concerned that the returns don't really reflect everything. 250 00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:41,140 There is other income. There's a lot more. 251 00:17:43,185 --> 00:17:45,478 - Unreported income? - Yes. 252 00:17:45,687 --> 00:17:48,940 And this other income, is it from an illegal stream? 253 00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,900 No, of course not. 254 00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:55,071 But he does deal in cash, my husband. The carting business. 255 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,823 I see. 256 00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:58,282 Is that a problem? 257 00:17:58,492 --> 00:18:00,409 I handled a case once... 258 00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:04,080 where the husband owned vending machines. 259 00:18:04,289 --> 00:18:08,501 I used a forensic accountant to reconstruct his finances. 260 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,003 In less than a week... 261 00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:13,714 he outlined 11 years of income. 262 00:18:14,508 --> 00:18:16,300 And we're talking coins. 263 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,056 Hey, you. Busy day? 264 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:27,770 I dropped off application at the Cineplex on Broadway. 265 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,063 Stopped by my dad's. 266 00:18:29,231 --> 00:18:31,649 Looks like he got you a job working construction. 267 00:18:31,984 --> 00:18:34,402 Construction? That's awesome. 268 00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:37,488 It's in Jersey, though, so you'll have to take the PATH train. 269 00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:39,574 Fine, no problem. 270 00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:43,286 But the most I ever did, though, is, like, help my dad paint. 271 00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:46,789 He said you don't need experience. You'll be a laborer or something. 272 00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:48,749 Pays like 20 bucks an hour. 273 00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,169 Holy shit. 274 00:18:51,879 --> 00:18:53,462 How is that even possible? 275 00:19:03,307 --> 00:19:06,767 You believe these fucking Blue Jays? Last inning, I screamed so loud... 276 00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:08,978 my wife thought I was having a heart attack. 277 00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:10,521 Why, what happened? 278 00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,774 Burrell got shelled. It was beautiful. 279 00:19:13,984 --> 00:19:16,110 - What are you, a Met fan? - Padres, actually. 280 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:18,446 - Padres? - I'm from California. 281 00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:20,114 I gotta go make my collections. 282 00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:23,659 Stick with the Angels. The Pads haven't had a team in 20 years. 283 00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:26,913 What are you talking about? They were in the Series in '98. 284 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,497 Yanks in four. I was there. 285 00:19:34,046 --> 00:19:37,965 Hey, shaggy. Grab a bucket and some Lysol, scrub off my tires. 286 00:19:38,175 --> 00:19:40,468 There's fucking dog shit all over by the entrance. 287 00:19:40,677 --> 00:19:42,428 I'm supposed to be picking up scrap. 288 00:19:42,638 --> 00:19:45,097 You'll be picking up your teeth in another second. 289 00:19:45,766 --> 00:19:47,683 Hey, DeTrolio, you need something to do? 290 00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:49,227 Get fucking lost! 291 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,646 Come on, guys. 292 00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:55,691 Go! Before it sets in the treads. 293 00:19:59,947 --> 00:20:01,155 My checks come in yet? 294 00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:04,867 - I don't know. I didn't see the girl. - If she ain't got them, send the kid. 295 00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:07,078 Meadow's friend. When he's done with your car. 296 00:20:07,246 --> 00:20:09,121 Who Meadow? What are you talking about? 297 00:20:09,331 --> 00:20:12,124 Meadow Soprano. That's her boyfriend. 298 00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:16,921 There he is. 299 00:20:17,464 --> 00:20:20,383 - I can't find any Lysol. - Don't worry about it. 300 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,718 Why didn't you tell me you were dating my niece? 301 00:20:23,595 --> 00:20:25,137 Here. 302 00:20:28,058 --> 00:20:29,725 You take her someplace nice. 303 00:20:29,935 --> 00:20:31,978 Make sure you tell her it's from Uncle Paulie. 304 00:20:32,145 --> 00:20:35,106 Thank you, I... That's really nice. 305 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,692 Here. Give me that shit. 306 00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:40,569 Paulie! Come here. 307 00:20:41,113 --> 00:20:42,863 Get the hose. 308 00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:50,997 Sorry I'm late. 309 00:20:52,457 --> 00:20:55,084 - You been waiting long? - Not really. 310 00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:01,882 So to what do I owe this pleasure? 311 00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:04,844 I don't know if you're gonna see it that way. 312 00:21:05,053 --> 00:21:08,139 I have asked you to lunch to tell you that I'm filing for divorce. 313 00:21:11,476 --> 00:21:14,061 I hope you brought your appetite. 314 00:21:17,149 --> 00:21:18,858 Why don't you give us a minute. 315 00:21:23,196 --> 00:21:25,114 Oh, that's nice. 316 00:21:26,074 --> 00:21:28,117 Invite me to... 317 00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:31,579 a public place so you could ambush me. 318 00:21:32,414 --> 00:21:36,709 - What, you think I won't make a scene? - Spare me your outrage, Tony. 319 00:21:36,918 --> 00:21:39,128 Accept the fact that I am moving on with my life. 320 00:21:39,338 --> 00:21:41,130 Moving on? 321 00:21:41,882 --> 00:21:44,091 That's what you were doing after the party last week? 322 00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,552 You and I both know that didn't change anything. 323 00:21:46,762 --> 00:21:49,513 Well, first of all, we're Italian. We don't believe in divorce. 324 00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:53,392 - We believe in the nuclear family. - Will you listen to yourself? 325 00:21:56,104 --> 00:21:59,231 Despite your best efforts... 326 00:22:00,025 --> 00:22:04,320 I have an attorney who will aggressively pursue my custody of A.J... 327 00:22:04,529 --> 00:22:07,615 and also an equitable distribution of our assets. 328 00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:09,075 Our assets? 329 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:13,037 I am through trying to get you to provide beyond the minimum I need to live. 330 00:22:13,205 --> 00:22:15,831 Oh, so it's fucking money? That's all this is to you? 331 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:18,501 After all we've been through, is it so hard to own up... 332 00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:21,128 to anything beyond that bullshit tax return? 333 00:22:25,050 --> 00:22:27,676 Go stand over there. I'll call you when I'm ready. 334 00:22:31,223 --> 00:22:33,057 You want money? 335 00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:36,018 How about my 40 grand you stole? That should be plenty. 336 00:22:36,186 --> 00:22:39,230 - You're such an investment genius. - You want this to get ugly, Tony? 337 00:22:39,439 --> 00:22:42,525 - Because these guys live for that. - Oh, you think I don't? 338 00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:52,410 The only reason you have anything is because of my fucking sweat. 339 00:22:52,619 --> 00:22:55,329 And you knew every step of the way exactly how it works. 340 00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:57,915 But you walk around that fucking mansion... 341 00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:00,084 in your $500 shoes and your diamond rings... 342 00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:03,462 and you act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. 343 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,631 And you don't want it to get ugly? 344 00:23:05,841 --> 00:23:07,049 Too late. 345 00:23:07,259 --> 00:23:10,761 - I want what I am entitled to. - You're entitled to shit. 346 00:23:13,306 --> 00:23:15,224 She's ready to order. 347 00:23:23,024 --> 00:23:26,193 I guess we get along. We're just different, you know. 348 00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:28,946 She zigs, I zag. That kind of thing. 349 00:23:29,156 --> 00:23:32,032 What's her dad like? He's always flirting. 350 00:23:32,242 --> 00:23:36,162 He's okay. A little intense sometimes. 351 00:23:41,501 --> 00:23:44,086 The main thing's that he's a good person. 352 00:23:46,715 --> 00:23:50,801 - So you guys gonna get married or what? - Living together's the same thing. 353 00:23:52,095 --> 00:23:53,929 I lived with a guy once, and trust me... 354 00:23:54,097 --> 00:23:56,223 it's not even close to being the same thing. 355 00:23:56,433 --> 00:23:58,684 - What do you mean? Why? - Because. 356 00:23:58,894 --> 00:24:02,480 You could just pack up and leave whenever the shit hits the fan. 357 00:24:02,689 --> 00:24:04,315 Talk to married people. 358 00:24:04,524 --> 00:24:09,904 That ring, believe it or not, it's got this kind of, like, weird power. 359 00:24:10,071 --> 00:24:14,617 - What happened with you and this guy? - Phineas, me boy. 360 00:24:14,784 --> 00:24:17,369 Hey. It's... It's actually just Finn. 361 00:24:17,579 --> 00:24:20,664 So the Cubbies gave your boys a shellacking last night. 362 00:24:20,874 --> 00:24:22,791 - It's still early. - That's true. 363 00:24:23,001 --> 00:24:26,253 You know who he looks like? That guy from Aerosmith, Joe Perry. 364 00:24:28,131 --> 00:24:30,007 - Your boss inside? - Yeah. 365 00:24:30,175 --> 00:24:33,469 - All right. I'll see youse around. - All right. 366 00:24:36,139 --> 00:24:37,681 He seems like a nice guy. 367 00:24:38,391 --> 00:24:41,227 Yeah. They all are, pretty much. 368 00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:43,562 So you dating anybody now? 369 00:24:53,615 --> 00:24:55,157 It's cute. 370 00:24:56,076 --> 00:24:59,453 - That's a lot of money for not much shirt. - Relax. I'll put it on my own card. 371 00:24:59,663 --> 00:25:02,540 - Yes, you're damn right you will. - What's that supposed to mean? 372 00:25:02,707 --> 00:25:03,707 Well, ask your father. 373 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:06,460 - He stopped paying my credit-card bills. - Daddy? 374 00:25:07,128 --> 00:25:09,046 You guys looked chummy in the pool that night. 375 00:25:09,214 --> 00:25:12,049 Well, he went home with Artie. They helped me clean up. 376 00:25:18,056 --> 00:25:21,141 I have decided to move ahead with the divorce. 377 00:25:23,061 --> 00:25:25,062 - What are you gonna do? - About what? 378 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:28,107 - Life. I don't know. - Well, what can I do? 379 00:25:28,316 --> 00:25:31,026 Haven't you ever thought beyond being dependent on some man? 380 00:25:31,236 --> 00:25:32,820 It's so simple for you, isn't it? 381 00:25:32,988 --> 00:25:36,532 It's simple for everybody who isn't expecting things to be handed to them. 382 00:25:36,992 --> 00:25:40,327 - Even Finn got a job working construction. - Well, good for Finn, then. 383 00:25:40,537 --> 00:25:42,830 There are options in life. 384 00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:46,000 - Isn't that what you always told me? - You have options. 385 00:25:46,209 --> 00:25:47,501 I have a lawyer. 386 00:25:59,097 --> 00:26:03,976 Phineas, he was just asking, how come a dentist? 387 00:26:04,144 --> 00:26:06,145 What's wrong with being a regular doctor? 388 00:26:06,354 --> 00:26:08,731 I saw this thing on shark teeth when I was little. 389 00:26:09,816 --> 00:26:11,025 Hey, Phil. 390 00:26:11,192 --> 00:26:13,527 Glad to see you're not exerting yourself in the heat. 391 00:26:13,737 --> 00:26:15,487 Of course, now he comes. 392 00:26:15,697 --> 00:26:20,075 When the Jersey tomatoes are in season, can't keep these New York guys away. 393 00:26:20,243 --> 00:26:22,411 Fuck the tomatoes. I'll take the scarole. 394 00:26:22,621 --> 00:26:23,829 You know my brother, Billy? 395 00:26:24,039 --> 00:26:26,290 - Yeah, what do you say, Bill? - How you doing? 396 00:26:26,499 --> 00:26:28,083 - Hey, Felicia. - What? 397 00:26:28,293 --> 00:26:31,837 - Those cases of toner come in yet? - Yeah. It's in the trailer. 398 00:26:32,047 --> 00:26:34,465 I'm gonna gas up, I'll be right back. 399 00:26:36,009 --> 00:26:39,345 Toner cartridges now? You're not skimming enough from this job? 400 00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:42,181 - Brother sells them out of his trunk. - Jesus. 401 00:26:42,349 --> 00:26:45,351 So, Patsy, the necklace, how'd it go over with the goomar? 402 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,603 Beautiful. With the little emeralds. 403 00:26:47,812 --> 00:26:49,313 - She fucking loved it. - Yeah. 404 00:26:49,522 --> 00:26:52,399 First he gave her the emeralds, then he gave her the pearls. 405 00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:57,029 I got Ebel watches too. Earrings, whatever you need. 406 00:26:57,364 --> 00:27:00,407 - My girl's birthday's coming up. - Some rack on that girl. 407 00:27:00,617 --> 00:27:03,452 Yeah, if you can get past the sideburns. 408 00:27:04,788 --> 00:27:06,997 You should talk. That skank I saw you with. 409 00:27:07,165 --> 00:27:10,834 This girl's fucking mustache, it must have been like kissing a fireman. 410 00:27:11,086 --> 00:27:13,295 Well, you ought to know, sweetie. 411 00:27:15,632 --> 00:27:18,801 - What did you say? - Nothing, what? 412 00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:20,594 We're just breaking balls. 413 00:27:21,429 --> 00:27:25,391 - Finn, what time's that game tonight? - Eight o'clock, I think. 414 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,935 I'm gonna take a piss. 415 00:27:28,812 --> 00:27:31,063 Do me a favor, huh? Hold this. 416 00:27:33,191 --> 00:27:35,067 Oh, shit! 417 00:27:35,276 --> 00:27:37,403 - I knew that was coming. - My eye! 418 00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:40,406 Your eye? I'm sorry. I meant to hit you in the fucking mouth! 419 00:27:41,491 --> 00:27:44,034 - Hey. - Gene, Gene, relax. 420 00:27:44,244 --> 00:27:46,412 - You okay? - All right. Come on. 421 00:27:47,497 --> 00:27:50,874 - Come on, come on. - You made your point. 422 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,502 Felicia, call an ambulance. 423 00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:56,588 - Use your own phone, I'm busy. - You been sick all day. 424 00:27:56,798 --> 00:27:59,341 - Why don't you take the day off. - Well, what about him? 425 00:27:59,509 --> 00:28:01,343 One of these civilians calls the cops? 426 00:28:01,511 --> 00:28:04,722 What? I think I seen a couple of niggers running that way. 427 00:28:04,931 --> 00:28:06,390 Oh, yeah, those two guys. 428 00:28:06,599 --> 00:28:08,684 Need to rest? You want some water? 429 00:28:08,893 --> 00:28:09,893 You sure? 430 00:28:10,103 --> 00:28:16,108 - Eugene Pontecorvo? He's so sweet. - Sweet? He was like an animal. 431 00:28:21,114 --> 00:28:24,074 - Are you gonna eat? - I'm not hungry. It's too hot anyway. 432 00:28:24,284 --> 00:28:26,076 I told you I was making dinner tonight. 433 00:28:36,129 --> 00:28:37,379 It's really good chili. 434 00:28:40,592 --> 00:28:44,970 You should've seen these guys. They were laughing, it was fucking sick. 435 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:48,182 - I mean, is this what you grew up with? - What are you talking about? 436 00:28:48,349 --> 00:28:52,394 - These people. Your dad's friends. - I never saw any violence growing up. 437 00:28:52,604 --> 00:28:55,063 What about your dad's road rage? 438 00:28:55,190 --> 00:28:57,608 Didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend who was killed? 439 00:28:57,817 --> 00:29:01,236 - Shot to death or something? - First of all, he was killed by drug dealers. 440 00:29:01,446 --> 00:29:04,031 African-Americans, if that makes you feel any better. 441 00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:11,747 You know, you talk about these guys like it's an anthropology class. 442 00:29:11,956 --> 00:29:15,000 But the truth is, they bring certain modes of conflict resolution... 443 00:29:15,168 --> 00:29:17,503 from all the way back in the old country. 444 00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:23,008 From the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt. 445 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:29,348 For the Lord Jesus Christ will change our mortal bodies to be like his in glory. 446 00:29:29,557 --> 00:29:33,143 For he is risen. The first born from the dead. 447 00:29:33,353 --> 00:29:37,147 In sure and certain hope of the resurrection unto eternal life... 448 00:29:37,357 --> 00:29:39,149 through our Lord Jesus Christ... 449 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:42,402 we commend to almighty God our brother Joseph... 450 00:29:42,570 --> 00:29:45,197 and we commit his body to its resting place. 451 00:29:45,406 --> 00:29:47,074 Peeps? 452 00:29:47,283 --> 00:29:51,787 It's a fucking nickname. Family name is Pepparelli. 453 00:29:53,581 --> 00:29:55,374 They're gonna redo it. 454 00:29:56,334 --> 00:30:00,128 Fucking Jason. He's dyslexic. 455 00:30:00,338 --> 00:30:02,422 What's that got to do with it? 456 00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:10,097 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the Lord bless him and keep him. 457 00:30:10,849 --> 00:30:13,684 The Lord make his face to shine upon him. 458 00:30:13,893 --> 00:30:17,354 The Lord lift up his countenance upon him and give him peace. 459 00:30:18,898 --> 00:30:21,275 In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit. Amen. 460 00:30:22,902 --> 00:30:24,069 Amen. 461 00:30:44,048 --> 00:30:47,009 John. Johnny, John. Hey. 462 00:30:47,218 --> 00:30:50,304 I'm sorry about the stone. It was a mistake. We'll fix it. 463 00:30:51,264 --> 00:30:55,434 You remember Mickey Farrell? Dockworkers, used to run Port Newark. 464 00:30:55,643 --> 00:30:59,605 Guess who he saw on the upper west side the other night? Your cousin Tony. 465 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:02,649 - So, what does that mean? - The same night Joey bought it? 466 00:31:02,901 --> 00:31:04,651 You flip your Maserati, hit your head? 467 00:31:04,861 --> 00:31:07,279 - You two-faced fuck! - Take it easy. 468 00:31:08,698 --> 00:31:12,117 You wanna yell at somebody, the man you should talk to is right over there. 469 00:31:14,913 --> 00:31:16,622 That fucking cocksucker. 470 00:31:16,789 --> 00:31:22,085 I should fucking kill him and his fucking wife and your cousin next. 471 00:31:22,295 --> 00:31:26,006 All right, come on. Let's take a walk, calm down. Come on. 472 00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:46,109 The fucking gall on that man! His father must be spinning. 473 00:31:47,111 --> 00:31:49,071 You want my advice? 474 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,492 You go out there, you shake his hand, and you put this fucking shit to bed. 475 00:31:53,701 --> 00:31:56,703 Shake his hand? And he kisses the kid's mother? 476 00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:59,039 That's the way it works, John. You know that. 477 00:31:59,207 --> 00:32:02,292 - Sure, that's why your cousin's here. - You are sincerely mistaken... 478 00:32:02,502 --> 00:32:06,004 if you think me or my cousin had anything to do with any of this shit. 479 00:32:06,214 --> 00:32:09,841 - He was spotted three blocks away. - By Mickey Farrell. 480 00:32:10,051 --> 00:32:13,637 You're gonna believe some drunken Irish fucking prick over me? 481 00:32:16,683 --> 00:32:18,642 Have a drink. 482 00:32:19,143 --> 00:32:22,145 - I don't want a fucking drink. - Have one anyway. 483 00:32:26,859 --> 00:32:28,986 So how's your daughter doing? 484 00:32:30,863 --> 00:32:32,155 Good. 485 00:32:44,544 --> 00:32:46,795 All right, maybe I'm wrong... 486 00:32:48,089 --> 00:32:51,758 but you haven't been yourself since the old man died. 487 00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:55,971 Lorraine Calluzo. 488 00:32:57,098 --> 00:32:59,766 Then you sink this idiot's boat. 489 00:33:00,893 --> 00:33:06,023 - It's not the Johnny Sack I know. - I'm waiting for your explanation, Tony. 490 00:33:08,026 --> 00:33:11,820 My cousin could not have been in the city that night, because he was with me. 491 00:33:13,573 --> 00:33:18,869 We were looking for his daughter, John. Because she fucking disappeared. 492 00:33:20,288 --> 00:33:23,081 We were upstate, Monticello. 493 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:28,045 We'd heard Kelly had been living with some fucking crackhead up there. 494 00:33:28,212 --> 00:33:32,424 Matter of fact, we were gonna reach out to you. 495 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:35,343 See if you could get some of your people on her. 496 00:33:36,262 --> 00:33:39,848 I swear on my mother, Tony, if I find out you're lying... 497 00:33:43,478 --> 00:33:46,521 I'm sitting here humbling myself out of friendship to you, John. 498 00:34:33,528 --> 00:34:35,904 There he is. Three out of four dentists surveyed. 499 00:34:36,072 --> 00:34:38,990 - Hey, how you doing? - Where you going? Come here. 500 00:34:45,498 --> 00:34:47,332 Okay, settle this: 501 00:34:47,542 --> 00:34:52,003 If they fought today, both in their prime: Ali or Tyson? 502 00:34:52,213 --> 00:34:54,506 If you were laying a bet. 503 00:34:54,841 --> 00:34:56,383 Jeez... 504 00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:59,636 I... I really don't know. 505 00:34:59,846 --> 00:35:01,763 He don't know. It's an opinion. 506 00:35:05,268 --> 00:35:09,062 To tell you the truth, after the other day, I really don't wanna say the wrong thing. 507 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:11,064 You see? This kid's all right. 508 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:14,568 I should get back. Ramos will be on my ass. 509 00:35:14,777 --> 00:35:18,655 Would you forget about Ramos, for chrissakes. I talked to him. 510 00:35:22,118 --> 00:35:23,577 We got the good doughnuts today. 511 00:35:39,010 --> 00:35:42,095 I'm fucking exhausted, I hardly slept at all last night. 512 00:35:42,263 --> 00:35:44,472 So take a nap. What are you worried about? 513 00:35:56,986 --> 00:36:01,781 You know the money in that casino? And to give it to Tony B? 514 00:36:01,949 --> 00:36:05,827 Guy's back on the street two minutes, gets a fucking promotion. 515 00:36:06,245 --> 00:36:10,165 - Did you even go to the fucking store? - They're in the freezer, like you like. 516 00:36:13,461 --> 00:36:15,670 Now he's talking about getting a maid, Tony B. 517 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,880 Really? 518 00:36:17,089 --> 00:36:19,716 Guy gets out of jail, suddenly I'm dog shit in Tony's eye. 519 00:36:19,926 --> 00:36:21,092 - Chrissy. - It's true. 520 00:36:21,302 --> 00:36:23,762 Ever since I cleaned up, no matter what he says... 521 00:36:23,971 --> 00:36:27,724 he don't believe a person can change. And this asshole went to a shrink. 522 00:36:27,934 --> 00:36:31,728 Maybe he thinks you're working too hard. North Carolina, plus all that other stuff. 523 00:36:32,104 --> 00:36:36,024 I can multitask, Adriana, I'm not a fucking retard. 524 00:36:36,234 --> 00:36:37,692 It's always some shit with him: 525 00:36:37,902 --> 00:36:41,863 Side deals, secret promises. He's always got an agenda. 526 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,241 What happened to not sweating the small stuff? 527 00:36:44,450 --> 00:36:46,910 All I know is, I used to be number-one cousin. 528 00:36:47,078 --> 00:36:49,037 Now I'm being eased aside. 529 00:36:50,915 --> 00:36:54,000 Your whole attitude in general. 530 00:36:56,379 --> 00:36:59,631 And while we're at it, kindly remember what we said about interrupting... 531 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,967 to ask for things while I'm on the telephone. 532 00:37:02,134 --> 00:37:04,052 Okay, Mom. 533 00:37:04,929 --> 00:37:06,972 - Hello? - It's me. 534 00:37:07,139 --> 00:37:08,974 Hi, what's up? 535 00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:19,985 Dale just told us he figured out the rest of his life. 536 00:37:20,152 --> 00:37:22,612 - You still thinking CIA? - Yeah, fight terror. 537 00:37:22,822 --> 00:37:26,866 - No, I'm gonna go to film school. - Me too. 538 00:37:38,045 --> 00:37:39,129 I gotta motor. 539 00:37:39,338 --> 00:37:41,673 You don't have to work for like three hours. 540 00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:44,009 He has to sleep a little. 541 00:37:45,094 --> 00:37:47,220 I'll get a ride with Alex. 542 00:37:47,388 --> 00:37:49,639 At this point, it doesn't even pay to go home. 543 00:37:49,849 --> 00:37:52,058 Maybe I'll just crash at work. 544 00:37:52,184 --> 00:37:54,519 Felicia told me where she keeps a key to the trailer. 545 00:37:54,729 --> 00:37:56,688 Felicia told him. 546 00:37:59,066 --> 00:38:02,736 - Be careful driving. - All right. I'll see you tonight. 547 00:38:04,947 --> 00:38:07,157 - Later. - Bye. 548 00:39:15,351 --> 00:39:17,185 You sound like a racehorse pissing in there. 549 00:39:18,646 --> 00:39:21,022 Hey, how's it going? 550 00:39:25,653 --> 00:39:27,404 I never asked you what your last name is. 551 00:39:27,613 --> 00:39:32,617 - It's DeTrolio. - Finn DeTrolio. My arch nemesis. 552 00:39:33,577 --> 00:39:37,163 - You enjoying yourself here? - It's all right. 553 00:39:38,249 --> 00:39:40,417 I keep telling you, you shouldn't work so hard. 554 00:39:40,584 --> 00:39:46,005 Long hours, this fucking heat. Plus, you came in so early today. 555 00:39:47,508 --> 00:39:50,009 I just do what the job is. 556 00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:51,803 Good. 557 00:39:52,012 --> 00:39:54,889 You're strong. That helps. 558 00:39:58,018 --> 00:40:02,147 - You know, you can call me Vito. - Yeah, I know. 559 00:40:03,441 --> 00:40:08,903 So say it. Let me hear you say, "What's up, Vito?" 560 00:40:10,948 --> 00:40:12,031 What's up, Vito? 561 00:40:12,199 --> 00:40:15,076 Not much, Finn. Except I got a little surprise for you: 562 00:40:16,537 --> 00:40:20,206 Two tickets to see your Padres take a beating from the Yanks tonight. 563 00:40:21,584 --> 00:40:25,503 - Shit. - Third-base line. Plus, it's bat night. 564 00:40:26,881 --> 00:40:31,134 That's really nice, Vito, but I... Don't know if I can... 565 00:40:31,343 --> 00:40:35,263 Don't pull that "aw, shucks" shit with me. You're fucking going. 566 00:40:42,229 --> 00:40:45,648 I'll see you under the bat tonight. Seven sharp. 567 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:48,151 And I don't like to miss the national anthem. 568 00:41:04,668 --> 00:41:09,214 So you're just not gonna show up? You love baseball. What is wrong with you? 569 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:11,966 I don't like the guy, all right? 570 00:41:12,635 --> 00:41:15,053 Right. I get it. 571 00:41:15,262 --> 00:41:19,098 Dr. DeTrolio can't hang with the common folk. 572 00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:24,354 He came on to me, all right? Either that, or he wants to kill me. 573 00:41:24,563 --> 00:41:25,605 What? 574 00:41:26,398 --> 00:41:29,484 I saw him blowing some security guard in the parking lot. 575 00:41:29,985 --> 00:41:33,821 - When? What are you talking about? - This morning, I showed up early... 576 00:41:33,989 --> 00:41:38,076 I didn't wanna say anything, but I'm really afraid of this guy. 577 00:41:39,828 --> 00:41:45,041 Vito Spatafore is a married man, Finn. I seriously doubt he wants to kill you. 578 00:41:45,251 --> 00:41:47,418 Well, maybe he wants to fuck me and then kill me. 579 00:41:51,632 --> 00:41:54,008 Wait a minute, is that why you got out the suitcase? 580 00:41:54,385 --> 00:41:56,761 I am not going back to the site. 581 00:41:56,971 --> 00:42:00,014 Do you have any idea the strings my father pulled to get you that job... 582 00:42:00,224 --> 00:42:04,185 and you just fucking quit? I'm gonna hear so much bullshit. 583 00:42:04,395 --> 00:42:05,895 So it's all about you, right? 584 00:42:06,063 --> 00:42:09,691 Is that all you can say whenever it's anything to do with my feelings? 585 00:42:12,152 --> 00:42:14,904 - So you're going back to Mission Viejo? - I didn't say that. 586 00:42:15,072 --> 00:42:16,531 Why don't you just admit it? 587 00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:19,409 This whole thing, the fight, the stuff with Vito... 588 00:42:19,618 --> 00:42:21,744 it's really about you not wanting to commit. 589 00:42:21,912 --> 00:42:25,373 - I'm right here. We fucking live together. - But you got out a suitcase. 590 00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:29,085 It's my process, okay? Look, you never can tell. 591 00:42:29,253 --> 00:42:32,255 - Your process? - About anything. The future. I was... 592 00:42:32,464 --> 00:42:34,173 thinking out loud. 593 00:42:34,383 --> 00:42:39,262 Well, not out loud, but in the action of getting the suitcase, I was thinking. 594 00:42:39,430 --> 00:42:41,973 - Thinking of leaving. - No. 595 00:42:42,141 --> 00:42:47,061 - Well, yes. But I'm still here. I didn't go. - Fuck you! 596 00:42:47,187 --> 00:42:49,063 Right. Great. Fuck me. 597 00:42:49,273 --> 00:42:52,984 There was no abundant intentionality in me getting out the suitcase. 598 00:42:53,152 --> 00:42:56,070 I could leave too, you know. My friend Hunter's in Montreal. 599 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,072 Do I know? With the French roommate guy... 600 00:42:58,282 --> 00:43:00,783 who was all over your ass the time that we visited. 601 00:43:00,951 --> 00:43:04,746 You don't think you keep mentioning him every 24 hours at a minimum? 602 00:43:07,207 --> 00:43:10,543 Because he's thinking of becoming an oral surgeon. 603 00:43:10,711 --> 00:43:12,337 And you might've had a new friend... 604 00:43:12,504 --> 00:43:15,381 if you hadn't been so obnoxious to him at the club! 605 00:43:17,718 --> 00:43:21,554 - Can we just stop fighting? - You got out a suitcase! 606 00:43:21,764 --> 00:43:23,431 I'll put it back, okay? 607 00:43:41,116 --> 00:43:44,661 Now batting for the Padres... 608 00:43:52,419 --> 00:43:56,923 So it's not about us, but suddenly you're talking about options? 609 00:43:57,132 --> 00:43:59,092 Don't paraphrase what I said. 610 00:43:59,259 --> 00:44:05,515 I said this point in our lives is a transition period, forced on us by external events. 611 00:44:05,724 --> 00:44:09,727 School is over for me, and next year, for you. 612 00:44:09,937 --> 00:44:13,022 These are difficult choices. What? You'd rather not have choices? 613 00:44:13,148 --> 00:44:16,526 - Thank God for choices. - Oh, stop your bullshit! 614 00:44:16,735 --> 00:44:20,196 It's really simple. Are we going to stay together or not? 615 00:44:20,406 --> 00:44:22,740 - If you want. - That's not what I asked. 616 00:44:22,908 --> 00:44:24,575 - I said I did. - And then you said: 617 00:44:24,785 --> 00:44:26,452 "How are we gonna keep it together... 618 00:44:26,662 --> 00:44:28,788 through four years of dental school for you... 619 00:44:28,997 --> 00:44:31,874 and probably med school for me?" Well, it's a good question. 620 00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:35,628 But why ask it now? Tonight, of all times? 621 00:44:43,470 --> 00:44:45,722 - Are you asleep? - No. 622 00:44:45,931 --> 00:44:49,767 You were. And now you're gonna lie, like you did about the suitcase. 623 00:44:49,977 --> 00:44:54,272 - I did not lie about the suitcase. - Oh, then what do you call it? 624 00:44:54,481 --> 00:44:57,817 I don't know, I explained it. Jesus, you should quit the law center. 625 00:44:57,985 --> 00:45:00,903 You're like a prosecutor. At 4 in the morning, I can't think. 626 00:45:01,113 --> 00:45:03,740 How can you sleep when we're in the middle of this? 627 00:45:03,907 --> 00:45:07,368 In the middle of what? All I said was I didn't wanna go back to the job site... 628 00:45:07,578 --> 00:45:10,663 and maybe I should go home until this thing with Vito blows over. 629 00:45:10,873 --> 00:45:12,081 But you didn't ask me to come. 630 00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:15,001 You went right to the closet and got out your suitcase. 631 00:45:15,169 --> 00:45:16,711 Jesus Christ! 632 00:45:47,659 --> 00:45:50,203 Look, just stop crying, okay? 633 00:46:32,371 --> 00:46:34,705 Why don't we just get married. 634 00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:38,167 Married? 635 00:46:39,086 --> 00:46:41,128 Let's get engaged. 636 00:46:41,797 --> 00:46:43,214 Really? 637 00:46:43,465 --> 00:46:46,092 Why are you saying that now? 638 00:46:47,511 --> 00:46:51,889 I can't think, it's too late. It's just something I feel very strongly. 639 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,936 I was wondering when I was gonna hear from you. Never got your statement. 640 00:46:57,104 --> 00:47:01,190 Well, actually, that's why I called. We hit a bit of a snag. 641 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,775 What kind of snag? 642 00:47:02,985 --> 00:47:07,029 Well, I put a call in to Phil Canter a few days ago, the forensic accountant. 643 00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,908 - The one with the vending machines. - But then I didn't hear back from him. 644 00:47:11,118 --> 00:47:13,077 Suddenly he called and said he wasn't interested. 645 00:47:13,287 --> 00:47:16,455 - So I called another accountant. - And? 646 00:47:16,665 --> 00:47:19,417 Frankly, when he heard your husband was the defendant... 647 00:47:19,585 --> 00:47:21,085 he demurred as well. 648 00:47:21,295 --> 00:47:23,546 So, what does this mean, you don't want the case? 649 00:47:24,047 --> 00:47:27,633 Well, as my partners reminded me, I do have a full caseload already. 650 00:47:27,843 --> 00:47:30,011 I probably should've mentioned... 651 00:47:46,194 --> 00:47:48,654 And you were feeling so positive. 652 00:47:48,864 --> 00:47:53,034 I woke up this morning, the depression just washed over me. 653 00:47:53,201 --> 00:47:55,786 You are dissolving a 20-year marriage. 654 00:47:55,996 --> 00:47:59,040 It's not my fucking goddamn marriage, okay? 655 00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:05,630 I had another panic attack. 656 00:48:07,174 --> 00:48:10,176 - And I thought I had this shit beat. - What happened? 657 00:48:10,385 --> 00:48:13,763 Playing golf with a friend of mine, and he was... 658 00:48:14,765 --> 00:48:18,267 talking about this young guy he knew who passed away. 659 00:48:19,394 --> 00:48:21,479 And I guess I became overcome with emotion... 660 00:48:21,688 --> 00:48:24,398 because they had to help me off the tee. 661 00:48:29,446 --> 00:48:33,783 It's not the first time it's happened recently. 662 00:48:34,117 --> 00:48:37,662 - I wish you had told me. - Yeah, well, I wish you'd cured it. 663 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:46,128 When the attacks first reappeared, what was going on in your life? 664 00:48:46,755 --> 00:48:48,756 You had just rebuffed my affections. 665 00:48:51,969 --> 00:48:54,971 When you actually passed out, were you thinking about me, or...? 666 00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:58,933 I walked into my house, and the cleaning girl was... 667 00:48:59,977 --> 00:49:01,811 crying on the phone about her cousin... 668 00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:06,107 who went off the road in a Mexican bus wreck or something. 669 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,025 And I remember just... 670 00:49:08,235 --> 00:49:10,778 feeling inside like I wanted to fucking choke her... 671 00:49:10,946 --> 00:49:12,863 because it was always something with her. 672 00:49:15,242 --> 00:49:17,201 Next thing I know: 673 00:49:17,786 --> 00:49:19,537 When did it next happen? 674 00:49:22,124 --> 00:49:24,583 My cousin Tony was up by the house. 675 00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:29,588 He wanted to borrow some tools, and they weren't there. 676 00:49:29,798 --> 00:49:33,384 I was inside talking to Carmela and started to feel that... 677 00:49:34,678 --> 00:49:37,847 You know. And it passed. 678 00:49:39,182 --> 00:49:42,518 - Your cousin was at your house? - Yeah. 679 00:49:42,728 --> 00:49:46,105 - Tony Uncle Whatever? - Uncle Al. 680 00:49:46,314 --> 00:49:49,233 And your maid was crying about her cousin? 681 00:49:51,445 --> 00:49:53,696 The other day at the golf course... 682 00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:57,283 my cousin entered into that too. 683 00:49:57,492 --> 00:50:00,036 - In what way? - He hurt his foot. 684 00:50:00,203 --> 00:50:03,497 You were so concerned about your cousin's foot... 685 00:50:03,665 --> 00:50:08,169 you collapsed on the golf course? I worry about him. 686 00:50:09,087 --> 00:50:10,337 He's a grown man, isn't he? 687 00:50:12,174 --> 00:50:16,802 - Is he in danger of losing the foot or...? - Fuck his foot! It's not his foot! 688 00:50:17,012 --> 00:50:18,304 Forget the foot! 689 00:50:21,308 --> 00:50:27,104 I worry about him. He's... He's right out of fucking jail, okay? 690 00:50:34,654 --> 00:50:36,322 All right, look. 691 00:50:37,199 --> 00:50:40,409 The reason he went to prison... 692 00:50:40,952 --> 00:50:44,538 is he got pinched hijacking a truckload of Betamaxes in '86. 693 00:50:44,706 --> 00:50:48,417 And they hooked him up on a RICO, and he got 17 years. 694 00:50:50,087 --> 00:50:53,047 And I was supposed to be there the night of the jacking. 695 00:50:57,344 --> 00:51:00,012 - I see. - Oh, you see? 696 00:51:02,849 --> 00:51:06,060 - Why didn't you go? - I was jumped by a bunch of melanzanes. 697 00:51:06,228 --> 00:51:08,771 They were trying to take my shoes. I fought them off... 698 00:51:09,523 --> 00:51:12,108 but they cut my fucking head open, the fucking jigaboo... 699 00:51:12,317 --> 00:51:15,402 cocksucking motherfuckers... Okay, forget that. 700 00:51:15,904 --> 00:51:20,574 Your cousin went to prison. That's tremendous guilt to carry. 701 00:51:20,784 --> 00:51:25,621 He went to Nam, I was 4-F. And that's the way our friends look at it. 702 00:51:26,832 --> 00:51:32,044 - And that's why you favor Tony Uncle Al? - In those 17 years, I did so good. 703 00:51:32,212 --> 00:51:36,215 He... He lost his wife, his daughter. 704 00:51:37,134 --> 00:51:40,094 No wonder you're having anxiety attacks. 705 00:51:40,512 --> 00:51:41,971 Yeah. 706 00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:44,181 Maybe if you came clean with him. 707 00:51:48,937 --> 00:51:51,105 Yeah, well, yeah. 708 00:51:53,984 --> 00:51:55,734 - You okay? - Yeah. 709 00:51:58,113 --> 00:52:01,115 Go on... Go on... Go on with what you were saying. 710 00:52:01,324 --> 00:52:03,367 - Are you having an attack now? - No. 711 00:52:03,577 --> 00:52:06,912 No, I had a huge lunch, that's all. It's... It's gas. 712 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,372 What is it, Anthony? 713 00:52:11,209 --> 00:52:13,377 - Anthony? - All right, the night he got pinched... 714 00:52:13,545 --> 00:52:17,089 I had a fucking panic attack, all right? From my mother, goddamn it. 715 00:52:17,299 --> 00:52:20,259 - I didn't even know what it was then! - All right, just relax. 716 00:52:20,427 --> 00:52:23,554 Focus on your breathing. Slowly. 717 00:52:24,681 --> 00:52:28,559 It's not that, I just... I just need some fucking Beano or something. 718 00:52:28,768 --> 00:52:31,896 No, just, please, focus. 719 00:52:32,439 --> 00:52:35,733 I've got my medical bag, in case. 720 00:52:39,154 --> 00:52:42,823 Black guys. My ass. 721 00:52:45,744 --> 00:52:48,829 I had a fight with my mother and I had a fucking panic attack! 722 00:52:49,039 --> 00:52:50,956 Okay, forget that for now. 723 00:52:53,919 --> 00:52:57,171 Carmela was supposed to come over with some fucking yarn... 724 00:52:57,380 --> 00:53:00,466 for some booties my mother was making Meadow. 725 00:53:01,885 --> 00:53:03,844 She was late. 726 00:53:04,095 --> 00:53:06,096 What the fuck? Why go into it? 727 00:53:06,681 --> 00:53:10,267 Close your eyes. Focus on your breathing. 728 00:53:16,858 --> 00:53:21,237 - You want some water? - She was carrying on. 729 00:53:26,409 --> 00:53:28,744 I said to her, I said, "Carmela loves you. 730 00:53:28,912 --> 00:53:31,747 You know, you gotta understand it, she's got a 3-month-old." 731 00:53:34,626 --> 00:53:39,713 And she kept fucking... She kept going. I... I started screaming at her. So I left. 732 00:53:39,923 --> 00:53:43,092 I walked out the door, I went over to the car, I opened the door: 733 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:46,929 - Cut my fucking head open. - And your cousin doesn't know this? 734 00:53:47,347 --> 00:53:52,017 No, I lied. What am I gonna tell him? What am I gonna tell all of them? 735 00:53:53,687 --> 00:53:57,523 I had a fight with my mother, I fainted? That's why I missed the job. 736 00:54:04,864 --> 00:54:07,491 Jesus fucking Christ! 737 00:54:09,744 --> 00:54:12,121 That's a lot to get off your chest. 738 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:18,294 I thought I was smart, and that's why I bumped him up and protect him. 739 00:54:20,046 --> 00:54:25,426 Turns out I'm just a fucking robot to my own pussy-ass weakness. 740 00:54:26,094 --> 00:54:28,220 He's also a capable person. 741 00:54:31,683 --> 00:54:32,850 You okay? 742 00:54:36,104 --> 00:54:39,523 You know, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit. 743 00:54:39,733 --> 00:54:41,942 Yes, okay. 744 00:54:42,068 --> 00:54:47,072 Although I prefer to think of it more like childbirth. 745 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:49,116 Trust me... 746 00:54:49,659 --> 00:54:51,744 it's like taking a shit. 747 00:55:55,433 --> 00:55:58,644 - Hello? - Mom? I'm engaged. 748 00:55:58,853 --> 00:56:01,814 - What? - Finn proposed. We're getting married. 749 00:56:02,023 --> 00:56:03,482 Are you sure? Ca... 750 00:56:03,691 --> 00:56:07,069 I mean, that's wonderful, honey. I'm just so surprised. 751 00:56:08,113 --> 00:56:10,322 He's gonna finish dental school, though, right? 752 00:56:10,532 --> 00:56:13,075 We're both finishing school. We're not getting married... 753 00:56:13,243 --> 00:56:15,536 till we have our degrees. This is so exciting. 754 00:56:15,745 --> 00:56:17,830 I can't wait for you to meet his parents. 755 00:56:17,997 --> 00:56:19,581 Well, we'll have to have a party. 756 00:56:19,749 --> 00:56:22,584 He's using his graduation present to buy me a ring. 757 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,796 That is so sweet. 758 00:56:26,923 --> 00:56:28,215 I told him he shouldn't. 759 00:56:31,177 --> 00:56:34,179 - Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry. - Yeah.