1 00:02:00,952 --> 00:02:04,037 Fuck this. I'm calling Carlo. 2 00:02:10,712 --> 00:02:15,340 Yeah, they didn't show. The Vespa scooters. 3 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:19,302 We gotta wait. 4 00:02:19,929 --> 00:02:21,763 Carlo was furious. 5 00:02:21,764 --> 00:02:24,099 His guys waited by the Hackensack River all fucking night. 6 00:02:24,184 --> 00:02:26,142 Fucking Vespas never got into my hands. 7 00:02:27,854 --> 00:02:29,271 This is Port Newark. 8 00:02:29,272 --> 00:02:30,814 Where were your longshoremen? 9 00:02:30,815 --> 00:02:33,609 There's heightened security at the ports. Al-Qaeda. 10 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:35,819 Done, Johnny. 11 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:37,821 I gotta go. 12 00:02:39,407 --> 00:02:41,324 Nice job, Billy boy. 13 00:02:46,998 --> 00:02:50,334 Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called? 14 00:02:50,335 --> 00:02:53,212 A lot of things didn't happen that seem like they happened. 15 00:02:53,213 --> 00:02:54,963 Your cousin didn't whack Joey. 16 00:02:54,964 --> 00:02:57,257 The Vespas never got into my hands. 17 00:03:02,764 --> 00:03:05,390 - Eye on the ball, Keaton! Hustle! - Come on. Go, Soph! 18 00:03:05,391 --> 00:03:07,768 Hey, Soph is open! She's open! 19 00:03:07,769 --> 00:03:10,228 - Over here! - She's gotta be at least 11. 20 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:13,106 Don't put up with that, Lissie! 21 00:03:13,107 --> 00:03:15,859 Careful with those elbows, number seven! 22 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:18,695 Hey, out of bounds! Out of bounds! 23 00:03:18,947 --> 00:03:20,489 Lissie, go! 24 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:24,534 - They're just a bunch of losers! - Hey, no negatives, you. 25 00:03:24,535 --> 00:03:28,329 Come on, Putts, charge the ball! Charge it! 26 00:03:28,831 --> 00:03:29,623 Ah! 27 00:03:29,624 --> 00:03:32,334 Foul! That kid tripped my kid. 28 00:03:32,335 --> 00:03:34,336 That's legal. She was going for the ball. 29 00:03:34,337 --> 00:03:37,714 - She was not. - Score! Score! Come on! 30 00:03:37,715 --> 00:03:41,301 Your kid is out of control. She's been tripping and pushing all summer. 31 00:03:41,302 --> 00:03:43,512 Oh, shut up and get out of here. 32 00:03:43,513 --> 00:03:45,388 Don't tell me to shut up. 33 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:51,186 What are you, crazy? 34 00:03:54,774 --> 00:03:57,109 Please, come on. Somebody! 35 00:03:57,110 --> 00:03:59,486 - How do you like it now, bitch? - Help! 36 00:04:00,989 --> 00:04:03,531 No, her kid kicked my kid. Get off! 37 00:04:04,784 --> 00:04:07,869 - Cost you a hundred. - Call. 38 00:04:08,079 --> 00:04:10,497 Sit down. Sit, sit. 39 00:04:13,793 --> 00:04:15,710 I talked to John. 40 00:04:16,045 --> 00:04:18,088 The Vespa scooters came in. 41 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:22,467 But there was no opportunity to grab them because of security at the ports. 42 00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:26,430 Jesus Christ. The young crowd is crazy for these scooters. 43 00:04:26,431 --> 00:04:28,598 He owes me half that fucking load. 44 00:04:28,599 --> 00:04:30,726 - You're not buying it? - I don't know what to think. 45 00:04:30,727 --> 00:04:32,769 He's getting awfully cute with his remarks. 46 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:36,690 All I know is his behavior at that kid's funeral was a disgrace. 47 00:04:36,691 --> 00:04:41,111 - It's a big part of my livelihood, the port. - I will say, very interesting timing, T. 48 00:04:41,112 --> 00:04:43,864 You and John had that little chat at the funeral... 49 00:04:43,865 --> 00:04:45,615 whatever that was. 50 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:48,201 Suddenly, no Vespas. 51 00:04:51,831 --> 00:04:54,415 All right, I gotta take this. 52 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:59,421 Take one of Carlo's guys. Start hanging around down Port Newark. 53 00:04:59,422 --> 00:05:02,423 Find out what the fuck is going on. 54 00:05:03,801 --> 00:05:05,177 The property taxes, I know. 55 00:05:05,178 --> 00:05:07,012 Hello to you too. 56 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:10,015 I thought you should know your sister, Janice, got arrested. 57 00:05:10,016 --> 00:05:12,392 - What? - In Essex County this afternoon... 58 00:05:12,393 --> 00:05:15,312 an incident of sports rage among soccer moms... 59 00:05:15,313 --> 00:05:18,815 led to the arrest of a Verona woman with ties to the Mafia. 60 00:05:18,816 --> 00:05:21,735 Our Gillian Glessner was on the scene. What about it, Gillian? 61 00:05:21,736 --> 00:05:25,238 Think that other mother better go into the soccer-mom protection program? 62 00:05:25,239 --> 00:05:26,615 Maybe she should, Carl. 63 00:05:26,616 --> 00:05:28,492 It started here at Summit Avenue Park... 64 00:05:28,493 --> 00:05:31,244 club soccer match. 65 00:05:31,245 --> 00:05:33,205 An altercation between soccer moms... 66 00:05:33,206 --> 00:05:36,291 that sent one mother to the hospital and one to jail. 67 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,835 Denise McCarthy, a parent, witnessed the violence. 68 00:05:38,836 --> 00:05:40,837 I just feel so bad for the kids. 69 00:05:40,838 --> 00:05:43,298 Parents taping the match captured the melee. 70 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:47,343 - Come on! Somebody! - How do you like it now, bitch? 71 00:05:49,972 --> 00:05:51,723 Her kid kicked my kid. 72 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:53,392 Charges are still pending but... 73 00:05:53,393 --> 00:05:56,395 we know that the woman shown here being taken into custody... 74 00:05:56,396 --> 00:06:01,817 is Janice Baccalieri, sister of reputed New Jersey mob boss, Anthony Soprano. 75 00:06:01,818 --> 00:06:04,820 Guess you could call it a Mafia-related hit. 76 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:07,322 We spoke with psychologist Bela Kakuk. 77 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,741 It's a growing problem in our society. 78 00:06:09,742 --> 00:06:15,288 Psychologists are finding that certain individuals are particularly prone to rage. 79 00:06:15,289 --> 00:06:19,209 Almost any frustration, inconvenience... 80 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:22,921 or perceived inconsideration will set them off. 81 00:06:22,922 --> 00:06:25,715 Motherfucker! 82 00:06:29,429 --> 00:06:32,013 Janice, open the door! 83 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,100 - Where is she? - It wasn't my fault! 84 00:06:35,101 --> 00:06:36,685 My name was all over the TV... 85 00:06:36,686 --> 00:06:38,103 because of your bullshit! 86 00:06:38,104 --> 00:06:39,646 It's not that simple, Ton. 87 00:06:39,647 --> 00:06:42,107 Apparently, the woman's kid was picking on Sophia. 88 00:06:42,108 --> 00:06:43,442 Why wasn't she collared? 89 00:06:43,443 --> 00:06:45,694 I am suing the township for wrongful arrest... 90 00:06:45,695 --> 00:06:47,487 - No, you're not! - And the YSO. 91 00:06:47,488 --> 00:06:49,156 No, no, you're not! 92 00:06:49,157 --> 00:06:52,117 What you're gonna do is call Neil. You're gonna plea it down. 93 00:06:52,118 --> 00:06:55,745 You're gonna pay the fine and not turn this into one of your cause célèbres. 94 00:06:55,746 --> 00:06:57,789 Anybody's side but mine. 95 00:06:57,790 --> 00:06:59,999 That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her. 96 00:07:00,293 --> 00:07:02,543 Well, we know that. 97 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:05,046 What? 98 00:07:05,256 --> 00:07:08,424 - You and your fucking temper, Janice. - Get out. 99 00:07:12,513 --> 00:07:14,847 This is the end of it. 100 00:07:18,561 --> 00:07:20,728 Get out! 101 00:07:22,565 --> 00:07:24,273 Tony. 102 00:07:27,069 --> 00:07:29,779 I know this looks bad. 103 00:07:30,656 --> 00:07:33,241 But on the other hand, she called Sophia her daughter. 104 00:07:33,242 --> 00:07:35,660 I don't give a fuck. 105 00:07:36,871 --> 00:07:38,955 All right, I do give a fuck. 106 00:07:38,956 --> 00:07:42,750 But how many times I gotta tell you, get control of your wife! 107 00:07:45,004 --> 00:07:47,714 Sophia? 108 00:07:50,092 --> 00:07:52,176 Sophia? 109 00:07:58,643 --> 00:08:00,268 I'm so embarrassed. 110 00:08:00,269 --> 00:08:02,812 I don't wanna see any of my friends again. 111 00:08:02,813 --> 00:08:05,607 Well, when you're a parent, you'll see. 112 00:08:05,608 --> 00:08:08,568 You'll defend your children like a lion with her cubs. 113 00:08:08,569 --> 00:08:10,237 You're not my parent. 114 00:08:10,238 --> 00:08:12,321 What did you say? 115 00:08:13,282 --> 00:08:15,408 I'm here. 116 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:18,578 And I try to care very much. 117 00:08:18,829 --> 00:08:21,831 - Now, get to sleep. - You gonna punch me? 118 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:26,502 Jan? Can I talk to you? 119 00:08:29,549 --> 00:08:32,341 Sophia, go to sleep. 120 00:08:40,685 --> 00:08:43,270 We'll talk tomorrow. I'm exhausted. 121 00:08:43,271 --> 00:08:45,563 No, now. 122 00:08:45,565 --> 00:08:47,566 What, I don't have a say in things? 123 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:49,985 Janice, I think you need professional help. 124 00:08:49,986 --> 00:08:53,446 Oh, I'll be having an extra session with Sandy, believe me. 125 00:08:53,447 --> 00:08:55,448 Sandy, Sandy. What does she do? 126 00:08:55,449 --> 00:08:59,160 She says you were picked on by your father and asks you to read screenplays. 127 00:08:59,161 --> 00:09:01,413 I think there's anger specialists. 128 00:09:01,414 --> 00:09:03,999 And I think you should see a weight-loss specialist. 129 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,667 You don't see it in yourself. 130 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:07,961 I heard you with Sophia. 131 00:09:07,962 --> 00:09:09,629 You were getting along much better. 132 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:13,216 She says one little thing, and you get nasty. 133 00:09:13,217 --> 00:09:14,884 I'm so sore. 134 00:09:14,885 --> 00:09:16,845 This is not an isolated incident. 135 00:09:16,846 --> 00:09:19,514 They won't let you shop up at the corner anymore. 136 00:09:20,141 --> 00:09:22,934 Those coffee beans were burnt, Bobby. You tasted them. 137 00:09:22,935 --> 00:09:26,938 Janice, I like a spitfire type. I told you. 138 00:09:26,939 --> 00:09:30,566 - But me and the kids can't live like this. - Like what? 139 00:09:31,694 --> 00:09:34,029 This was a nice house. 140 00:09:34,030 --> 00:09:35,530 Peaceful. I don't know. 141 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,074 There wasn't all this yelling and tension. 142 00:09:38,075 --> 00:09:40,410 How could you understand? 143 00:09:40,411 --> 00:09:42,287 Your dad was a sweetheart... 144 00:09:42,288 --> 00:09:44,456 even when he had emphysema. 145 00:09:44,457 --> 00:09:48,084 My house, it was dog-eat-dog. 146 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:50,211 Well, be that as it may, the past and all... 147 00:09:50,212 --> 00:09:53,590 if you don't go to these anger classes they have or whatever... 148 00:09:53,591 --> 00:09:55,550 this with us ain't gonna work out. 149 00:10:15,696 --> 00:10:18,281 What do you think he clears here? 150 00:10:19,992 --> 00:10:22,911 Two crap tables, blackjack, roulette. 151 00:10:22,912 --> 00:10:28,416 You gotta figure he's grabbing anywhere from 2500 to 5 G's a night for himself. 152 00:10:30,419 --> 00:10:32,462 It used to be you, didn't it? 153 00:10:32,463 --> 00:10:34,089 Teacher's pet. 154 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:37,425 - Stop making meatballs, Paulie. - I'm just saying. 155 00:10:37,426 --> 00:10:40,469 Now you know what I went through. 156 00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:47,143 Okay, it's the same Gina had at her wedding. 157 00:10:47,144 --> 00:10:49,062 We should see how it looks on your face. 158 00:10:49,063 --> 00:10:51,355 Chrissy. 159 00:10:59,573 --> 00:11:01,073 What the fuck? 160 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,334 - What's up? - Hey there, cos. 161 00:11:11,377 --> 00:11:12,794 Guess who called me today. 162 00:11:12,795 --> 00:11:15,129 - How'd you find me? - Not gonna guess? 163 00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:17,674 - Okay, who? - Our friend with the orchard. 164 00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:20,427 - No shit. He okay? - Yeah. 165 00:11:20,428 --> 00:11:24,138 - Sold the place. Moving to Florida. - He should. Getting on in years. 166 00:11:26,475 --> 00:11:30,353 - Oh, shit. - You still got your canned peaches there. 167 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:34,190 I just had the car serviced. Watch what you say. 168 00:11:34,191 --> 00:11:35,900 I gotta move that shit? 169 00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:38,027 - Again? - That developer's going up there. 170 00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:40,697 Obviously, it wouldn't be good for you or our friend... 171 00:11:40,698 --> 00:11:43,366 if somebody opened the canned fruit. 172 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:46,202 So you and your cousin are going there to take care of it. 173 00:11:46,203 --> 00:11:48,288 - I'll do it. - I'm worried about the old guy. 174 00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:49,664 I told you, I'll do it. 175 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,542 The thing is, my old man's got a few jars up there also. 176 00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:54,502 Could make problems for my uncle. 177 00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:58,298 It's gonna be a lot of work... 178 00:11:58,299 --> 00:12:01,300 which, with Louise around, can only be done at night. 179 00:12:01,302 --> 00:12:03,136 - That's true. - This has to be done... 180 00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:04,637 in two weeks, the latest. 181 00:12:04,638 --> 00:12:06,764 Bulldozers are coming. 182 00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,184 What, you picking out wedding cakes? 183 00:12:09,185 --> 00:12:11,853 - Yeah. - Hope you have better luck than I did. 184 00:12:11,854 --> 00:12:14,189 Why, you didn't like your cake? 185 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:17,483 Your luck's been fucking great and listen to you cursing it out. 186 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,111 Got something you wanna say? 187 00:12:21,906 --> 00:12:24,156 - All right. - So call me. 188 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:36,752 Well, who is this Uncle Pat anyway? 189 00:12:37,671 --> 00:12:40,632 He was a knock-around guy like Tony's dad. 190 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:44,927 But they let him retire to this farm upstate New York. 191 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,222 Sounds funny but it wasn't. 192 00:12:47,223 --> 00:12:49,182 He had the hiccups for, like, a year. 193 00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:51,726 - Jeez. - Great guy. 194 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:54,103 Had a daughter but she lived with her mom. 195 00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:59,234 Us boys each got sent up there summers when we hit 12 or 13. 196 00:12:59,235 --> 00:13:01,485 He'd school us. 197 00:13:01,612 --> 00:13:03,363 Did he have the hiccups? 198 00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,824 No, I told you, that went away. 199 00:13:05,825 --> 00:13:07,575 What, you think it's fucking funny? 200 00:13:07,576 --> 00:13:09,994 He almost committed suicide because of it. 201 00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:11,830 How would you like it? 202 00:13:11,831 --> 00:13:14,791 Where's my Barneys underpants with the ventilated cotton? 203 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,209 Still in the dryer. 204 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:22,882 Tell you one thing. 205 00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:25,635 I need fucking Tony B. up there like I need a third nut. 206 00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:29,430 God, all this resentment. He is your cousin. 207 00:13:29,431 --> 00:13:32,058 Yeah? Should have seen him when I was little. 208 00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:33,768 Him and Tony both. 209 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,728 How they broke my balls... 210 00:13:35,813 --> 00:13:38,105 teased me. 211 00:13:38,649 --> 00:13:41,192 One time, I was spending the summer... 212 00:13:41,193 --> 00:13:44,571 up at Uncle Pat's farm, just like they used to. I was 11. 213 00:13:44,572 --> 00:13:47,406 They came up... They were, like, 19. To shoot guns. 214 00:13:47,449 --> 00:13:48,950 They didn't take me with them. 215 00:13:48,951 --> 00:13:51,452 When I tramped through the stickers and found them... 216 00:13:51,453 --> 00:13:53,788 they said I had to be initiated into a club... 217 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:57,917 by being tied to a tree alone in the orchard for an hour. 218 00:13:59,503 --> 00:14:02,922 I was on that tree until 3:00 in the fucking morning. 219 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,758 I worshipped these two guys. 220 00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:07,927 Tony Soprano, especially. 221 00:14:07,928 --> 00:14:11,431 When he was by himself, he used to push me on my Big Wheels... 222 00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:13,516 he'd teach me curse words. 223 00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:16,143 When he was by himself. 224 00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:21,148 Where's the Tinactin? 225 00:14:22,151 --> 00:14:24,652 Right on the night table. 226 00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:26,571 And here we are again. 227 00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:32,451 Tony B. goes wrong, and Tony lays a 200-K-a-year cash cow on him. 228 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:41,377 Christopher, don't get mad, okay? 229 00:14:41,545 --> 00:14:47,091 I know we kind of touched on it a couple of times but... You're so unhappy. 230 00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:49,427 What if we left here? 231 00:14:49,428 --> 00:14:51,679 Went far away. 232 00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,598 And you went into something else. 233 00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:56,309 - Like what? - I don't know, like... 234 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:59,353 Pick up your writing, maybe. 235 00:14:59,688 --> 00:15:01,522 Male modeling. 236 00:15:02,524 --> 00:15:05,276 I'll get back to the writing someday... 237 00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:08,320 but from a position of great wealth. 238 00:15:09,114 --> 00:15:11,491 Far as male modeling, I'd probably be a success... 239 00:15:11,492 --> 00:15:14,577 but I wouldn't want to be around those fucking people. 240 00:15:16,789 --> 00:15:19,498 I'm a soldier, Adriana. 241 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,417 When you gonna understand that? 242 00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:34,097 What the fuck! 243 00:15:34,098 --> 00:15:35,515 Carmela. 244 00:15:35,516 --> 00:15:38,685 - What? - There's no water in the pool. 245 00:15:38,686 --> 00:15:42,063 Yeah, I had it drained. The electricity costs a fortune. 246 00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:44,815 I can't afford it. You're the only one who uses it. 247 00:15:52,408 --> 00:15:54,409 I thought we were getting along better. 248 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:59,288 So you polluted all the decent lawyers in New Jersey so they can't represent me? 249 00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:02,208 - You couldn't play fair. - I'm not the one that wanted it! 250 00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:04,002 Okay, so let's just pretend... 251 00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:06,754 that you weren't begging for it in millions of ways... 252 00:16:06,755 --> 00:16:08,839 because I am worn out here. 253 00:16:26,608 --> 00:16:28,484 Fucking... 254 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,377 He's a nice kid, Finn. 255 00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:48,212 Right? 256 00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:50,297 Right. 257 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,471 We gonna throw them an engagement party? 258 00:16:57,765 --> 00:17:00,599 Well, if we can be civil. 259 00:17:01,143 --> 00:17:03,102 She's so young. 260 00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:04,937 Same age we were. 261 00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:11,819 It wasn't all bad. 262 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:24,248 Last time, I asked you to jot down one or two situations... 263 00:17:24,249 --> 00:17:26,209 or people that trigger your anger. 264 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:29,378 So much that when you think about it, you get angry all over again. 265 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,130 Anybody got...? 266 00:17:31,298 --> 00:17:33,591 Let's give Bradley a chance this time. 267 00:17:35,302 --> 00:17:38,846 My partner parked me in again. I couldn't find the keys. 268 00:17:38,889 --> 00:17:42,558 - I woke him up, and he starts yelling. - Describe the feelings. 269 00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:45,728 - I think... - My stepkids do that all the time. 270 00:17:45,729 --> 00:17:47,814 They leave their bikes in the garage... 271 00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:50,858 and if I wanna pull in, I gotta get out and move the bikes... 272 00:17:50,859 --> 00:17:52,360 with a car of groceries. 273 00:17:52,361 --> 00:17:55,029 Doris, can't you keep Billy's bike out of the driveway? 274 00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:00,910 It was a famous commercial from the '60s. 275 00:18:00,911 --> 00:18:02,370 Bufferin. 276 00:18:02,371 --> 00:18:05,331 Guy has a headache, and he takes it out on his wife. 277 00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:09,001 Back to Bradley... 278 00:18:09,002 --> 00:18:12,130 I'm trying to get into his actual physical sensations of anger. 279 00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:14,298 He saw red. Who wouldn't? 280 00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:16,342 She's right. I mean, why is he in here? 281 00:18:16,343 --> 00:18:19,679 Why isn't his roommate in therapy for selfishness issues? 282 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,808 There are things that are irritating and annoying and out of our control. 283 00:18:23,809 --> 00:18:26,978 What we can control is our response to those triggers. 284 00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:29,438 So people just get a free pass? The whole world? 285 00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:33,484 I told you about my supervisor checking my work and nobody else's. 286 00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:35,820 - I wonder why. - Because you're a minority. 287 00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:38,822 - Exactly. That's why I'm in here. - Uh huh. 288 00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:43,077 - You seem angry about Evelyn's problem. - It makes me mad. 289 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,622 It doesn't make you mad. You make you mad. 290 00:18:46,623 --> 00:18:49,625 I come from a biased family, but I was different. 291 00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:51,419 I put all my faith and my hopes... 292 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:55,089 into the civil rights movement. I left home, and I marched. 293 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,507 And for what? 294 00:18:56,508 --> 00:19:00,094 So they could ride around in their SUVs, blasting that rap shit? 295 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,847 And you can't say anything because they might have guns? 296 00:19:02,848 --> 00:19:05,057 Wait a fucking minute. Who's "they"? 297 00:19:05,058 --> 00:19:06,892 If the shoe fits... 298 00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:08,728 This is fucking priceless. 299 00:19:08,729 --> 00:19:12,440 Okay, let's not time travel here. Let's try to stay in the present. 300 00:19:12,441 --> 00:19:15,610 Janice, you're angry. Let's stay with that. 301 00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,987 What are your actual physical feelings right now? 302 00:19:17,988 --> 00:19:20,364 I'd like to punch you in the face. 303 00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:22,366 Your hands are clenched. 304 00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,660 Did you realize that? 305 00:19:24,786 --> 00:19:28,873 You're provoking me to make a point and maybe that's your job, but I don't like it. 306 00:19:28,874 --> 00:19:31,375 Look at you. You're not even listening. 307 00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:33,461 - Hello, he's talking to me. - No. 308 00:19:33,462 --> 00:19:36,380 You and me, we do most of the talking in here. 309 00:19:36,381 --> 00:19:40,885 The man is trying to say that those people outside, they do the thing... 310 00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:45,389 but we're the ones that get upset and start carrying on. That's all he's saying. 311 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,938 The Hudson Valley. 312 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,777 That Legend of Sleepy Hollow cartoon. 313 00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,529 Scared the piss out of me as a kid. 314 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,489 Would you mind watching your shoe? 315 00:20:02,908 --> 00:20:05,368 Oh, sure. 316 00:20:05,369 --> 00:20:08,412 It's a $50,000 vehicle. I don't want it scuffed up. 317 00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:20,007 Uncle Pat's farm. 318 00:20:20,676 --> 00:20:24,803 When you're 12, 13, man, it's like fucking heaven, right? 319 00:20:26,014 --> 00:20:27,848 Running around in the woods. 320 00:20:27,849 --> 00:20:29,892 Driving that tractor. 321 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:34,730 He made me clear the brush by the fence with a fucking scythe, though. 322 00:20:34,815 --> 00:20:38,108 Yeah, I had to do that. Tony too. 323 00:20:38,735 --> 00:20:42,488 And water his fucking tomatoes and his 324 00:20:42,489 --> 00:20:44,573 Changed, though, you know, Pat's. 325 00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:47,034 After Louise came back there to live... 326 00:20:47,035 --> 00:20:49,661 it wasn't just you and Pat and his stories. 327 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,546 They used to call me Ichabod Crane. 328 00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:03,926 - Who? - Some very sorry people, that's who. 329 00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:09,640 The Carmela front. 330 00:21:09,641 --> 00:21:13,894 Did you two ever discuss that evening you made love? 331 00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:17,981 It was a one-time deal. 332 00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:21,276 - I've moved on. - What about the depression? 333 00:21:23,947 --> 00:21:26,740 Your revelation about your cousin... 334 00:21:26,783 --> 00:21:28,617 his prison sentence. 335 00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,577 You were very upset. 336 00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:35,082 I haven't had a lot of time to think about that. 337 00:21:37,419 --> 00:21:39,127 My sister. 338 00:21:40,005 --> 00:21:42,714 She attacked some woman... 339 00:21:43,592 --> 00:21:48,387 at her stepkid's soccer game. You've mentioned her temper before. 340 00:21:48,388 --> 00:21:51,432 She got charged with aggravated assault and... 341 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:53,809 resisting arrest. Excellent. 342 00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:55,227 Let's talk about that. 343 00:21:55,228 --> 00:21:57,688 - What? - Rage. 344 00:21:57,689 --> 00:22:01,275 - Why? - Depression is rage turned inward. 345 00:22:04,112 --> 00:22:06,113 Tell me about the Soprano temper. 346 00:22:06,114 --> 00:22:08,449 Well, the thing is, it's bad for business. 347 00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:09,992 Clouds your judgment. 348 00:22:09,993 --> 00:22:12,328 John, he always had a terrible temper. 349 00:22:12,329 --> 00:22:14,121 - John? - Gotti. 350 00:22:14,122 --> 00:22:15,706 In the end, I think it hurt him. 351 00:22:15,707 --> 00:22:19,210 See, we forget that in the old days, the ones that came over... 352 00:22:19,211 --> 00:22:21,545 that started this thing... 353 00:22:21,546 --> 00:22:23,172 they didn't get mad. 354 00:22:23,173 --> 00:22:26,717 They just smiled and nodded and made sure you got it later. 355 00:22:26,927 --> 00:22:30,221 That's the whole, beautiful point. You know what they say: 356 00:22:30,222 --> 00:22:33,015 "Revenge is like serving cold cuts." 357 00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:37,686 Yeah, I think it's, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." 358 00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:40,815 - So, what did I say? - But why revenge all the time? 359 00:22:40,816 --> 00:22:45,861 Where does it come from, this insatiable anger you and your sister share? 360 00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:48,322 I wondered how long it'd take for her to come up. 361 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:51,367 Your mother? What about your father? 362 00:22:51,368 --> 00:22:54,620 You never saw her chop off someone's finger. 363 00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:56,372 Told you about that, didn't I? 364 00:22:56,373 --> 00:22:58,498 Yes. 365 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:02,545 - Oh, Jesus, I wish I hadn't. - Why? 366 00:23:02,546 --> 00:23:04,880 I dress up nice and everything when I come here. 367 00:23:04,881 --> 00:23:07,383 Okay, let's stick to the subject. 368 00:23:07,384 --> 00:23:11,178 - Which is what? - Your own intolerance for frustration. 369 00:23:14,975 --> 00:23:16,809 "Thank you for holding. 370 00:23:16,810 --> 00:23:18,644 Your call is important to us." 371 00:23:18,645 --> 00:23:21,230 If it's so important to you, answer the fucking phone! 372 00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:26,193 - Stay with that. - It's a level of bullshit, bullshit, bullshit! 373 00:23:26,194 --> 00:23:29,405 Each idea they come up with that's supposed to make things better... 374 00:23:29,406 --> 00:23:32,366 makes things worse. Okay, right. I agree. 375 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,410 "The center cannot hold." 376 00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:38,789 - "The falcon cannot hear the falconer." - What the fuck are you talking about? 377 00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:42,751 We live in a time of technological and spiritual crisis. 378 00:23:42,752 --> 00:23:45,212 But you feel you're above all of it. 379 00:23:45,213 --> 00:23:49,341 Certainly above any inconvenience or annoyance. 380 00:23:49,342 --> 00:23:51,969 And if things don't go your way... 381 00:23:51,970 --> 00:23:57,891 instead of being merely disappointed or inconvenienced, you blow. 382 00:24:04,232 --> 00:24:06,566 My sister's... 383 00:24:06,651 --> 00:24:10,278 She's taking anger management classes. 384 00:24:11,031 --> 00:24:13,448 You know, maybe she's on the right track. 385 00:24:13,575 --> 00:24:15,451 Is this something you'd consider? 386 00:24:15,452 --> 00:24:17,494 No. 387 00:24:18,205 --> 00:24:23,709 Well, but I'll admit, it's not good for me, all this fucking agitation. 388 00:24:24,169 --> 00:24:26,336 Wears me out. 389 00:24:26,463 --> 00:24:28,047 Fucking exhausted all the time. 390 00:24:28,048 --> 00:24:29,798 Where did we start off? 391 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:31,926 I don't know. 392 00:24:31,927 --> 00:24:34,553 Depression is rage turned inward. 393 00:24:37,516 --> 00:24:39,349 Yeah, yeah. 394 00:24:46,274 --> 00:24:47,774 This is nice. 395 00:24:49,194 --> 00:24:51,820 For inner city kids like me, this was important. 396 00:24:51,821 --> 00:24:55,157 Inner city? You lived by the largest shopping mall in Jersey. 397 00:24:55,158 --> 00:24:58,410 It's over now. She's sticking me in that home in Florida... 398 00:24:58,411 --> 00:25:02,248 and that's the last I'll ever see of her. - I'll be right down the road, Pop. 399 00:25:02,249 --> 00:25:03,832 I got a beautiful condo. 400 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:07,502 Thinks she's gonna meet some old, lonely widower. 401 00:25:12,634 --> 00:25:15,802 Louise, it's time for dessert. 402 00:25:16,263 --> 00:25:18,388 I'm getting it. 403 00:25:19,349 --> 00:25:21,224 And do me a favor. 404 00:25:21,434 --> 00:25:24,728 Be as polite as you are when it's just the two of us. 405 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:35,406 We know where Chrissy buried the guy. But with Uncle Johnny's... 406 00:25:35,407 --> 00:25:37,741 you gotta help us out. 407 00:25:38,535 --> 00:25:40,619 Well... 408 00:25:41,162 --> 00:25:43,247 I'm not exactly sure... 409 00:25:43,248 --> 00:25:44,832 but there was two of them. 410 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,208 The Johnson brothers. 411 00:25:46,209 --> 00:25:48,085 You don't remember where? 412 00:25:49,838 --> 00:25:52,672 It was a long time ago. 413 00:25:53,008 --> 00:25:56,468 We can't excavate the whole fucking place. 414 00:25:56,595 --> 00:25:58,512 Because you know what Tony's gonna say. 415 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,723 Let him come up here and dig then. 416 00:26:00,724 --> 00:26:04,226 Please. He's a heart attack waiting to happen. 417 00:26:04,227 --> 00:26:05,894 That's no joke. 418 00:26:05,895 --> 00:26:07,896 Our bodies are 86 percent water. 419 00:26:07,897 --> 00:26:10,941 His last blood test, he was 65 percent zeppole. 420 00:26:16,281 --> 00:26:20,826 When he heard the term "pie in the sky," he volunteered for the 82nd Airborne. 421 00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:22,744 That's pretty good. 422 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:28,959 I learned in recovery that he's just tamping down his feelings, T, by eating. 423 00:26:30,837 --> 00:26:32,921 I should talk to him. 424 00:26:32,922 --> 00:26:35,424 It's a shame, because he used to be the funnest guy. 425 00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:37,467 When was that? 426 00:26:39,512 --> 00:26:43,641 He's got the world by the balls and acts like everything's a big imposition. 427 00:26:43,642 --> 00:26:47,645 Being at the top, he's isolated himself. 428 00:26:47,646 --> 00:26:50,272 Yeah, it's just him and his money. 429 00:27:05,246 --> 00:27:07,455 Hello. 430 00:27:10,251 --> 00:27:12,961 - Who is this guy, anyway? - My first. 431 00:27:12,962 --> 00:27:15,798 Czechoslovakian guy. 432 00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:18,675 This is the second time I'm moving him. 433 00:27:34,275 --> 00:27:37,236 - Come here, you little fuck. - Guys, wait... 434 00:27:37,237 --> 00:27:39,988 - Come here, you little fuck. - It wasn't me... 435 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,284 Help! Please, don't kill me. 436 00:27:44,285 --> 00:27:47,162 What the fuck are you running for? 437 00:27:47,789 --> 00:27:50,249 The night of the 12th, there was a ship from Italy... 438 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,584 with these containers of Vespa motor scooters. 439 00:27:52,585 --> 00:27:55,212 I don't know anything about any fucking Vespas! 440 00:27:55,213 --> 00:27:57,715 We know they got here. What happened to them? 441 00:27:57,716 --> 00:28:01,176 I don't know. I wasn't here. 442 00:28:01,219 --> 00:28:04,346 Well, apparently he says he wasn't here. 443 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:07,933 Who picked up... 444 00:28:07,934 --> 00:28:12,771 our motherfucking, cocksucking Vespas? 445 00:28:14,441 --> 00:28:16,108 In two seconds... 446 00:28:16,109 --> 00:28:18,694 this is going up your ass. 447 00:28:18,695 --> 00:28:20,779 It was the guys from New York. 448 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:22,614 Phil Leotardo and them. 449 00:28:36,629 --> 00:28:38,588 Listen... 450 00:28:38,965 --> 00:28:40,841 thanks for doing this. 451 00:28:40,842 --> 00:28:44,261 - You didn't have to. - Fuck that. You're my little cousin. 452 00:28:54,773 --> 00:28:57,858 Think I can imagine what you may be hearing about me. 453 00:28:57,859 --> 00:29:00,444 And what happened in New York. 454 00:29:00,445 --> 00:29:04,615 - All I can say is, there's no truth to it. - I didn't think nothing. 455 00:29:04,616 --> 00:29:08,660 As for Tony putting me in at the casino, I knew people were gonna resent that. 456 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:12,456 But I went away for a long time. Stood up for this family. 457 00:29:12,457 --> 00:29:15,626 And you, or anybody, can think what they like... 458 00:29:15,627 --> 00:29:18,587 but I feel I had a little coming to me. Hey, absolutely. 459 00:29:18,588 --> 00:29:21,173 I was telling Benny the other day. He was complaining. 460 00:29:21,174 --> 00:29:25,093 And what I said about Tony before? You know I love him like a brother. 461 00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:27,470 I love him too. 462 00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:12,849 We saw the guy down the pier. John has the Vespas. 463 00:30:14,352 --> 00:30:17,062 And to think of how supportive you were of him. 464 00:30:17,063 --> 00:30:20,774 - The whole little Carmine fiasco. - It's fucking payback. 465 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:24,486 Johnny has it in his head that my cousin had something to do with Joey Peeps. 466 00:30:24,487 --> 00:30:27,281 Johnny should be out looking for the real killers... 467 00:30:27,282 --> 00:30:30,075 instead of spending his time on that golf course. 468 00:30:33,246 --> 00:30:36,039 A whole fucking shipment of cheese coming in next month. 469 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,333 The imported provolone. 470 00:30:38,334 --> 00:30:41,878 I guess we can kiss that goodbye too now, right? 471 00:30:48,636 --> 00:30:50,303 Motherfucker! 472 00:31:07,572 --> 00:31:10,699 Carmela, hi. What are you doing here? 473 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:14,786 My son is a senior here now. We were electing party chairs for senior night. 474 00:31:14,787 --> 00:31:17,289 Oh, right. 475 00:31:17,290 --> 00:31:18,707 So how are you? 476 00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,876 - Fine. - You were pretty upset when you left... 477 00:31:22,003 --> 00:31:23,211 and I wanted to call. 478 00:31:23,212 --> 00:31:26,089 I began to rue what happened, and I was probably a little... 479 00:31:26,090 --> 00:31:28,091 I'm going back with my husband. 480 00:31:28,092 --> 00:31:30,344 Oh, well, that's good. 481 00:31:30,345 --> 00:31:33,638 Well, all the best. 482 00:31:49,989 --> 00:31:52,199 You don't drink no more? 483 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,160 Clean and sober 14 months. 484 00:31:55,161 --> 00:31:58,079 Yeah, your mother has that problem. 485 00:31:58,998 --> 00:32:01,291 Good for you. 486 00:32:14,847 --> 00:32:17,182 That's right. 487 00:32:17,225 --> 00:32:18,684 What? 488 00:32:18,685 --> 00:32:21,937 The Johnson brothers' bodies. 489 00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:24,772 I know where they are. 490 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:29,569 Over by the fence in the northwest corner... 491 00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:32,072 because that night I noticed one of my pickers... 492 00:32:32,073 --> 00:32:36,326 had stuck a Swiss Colony bottle upside down on one of the fence posts. 493 00:32:36,703 --> 00:32:40,079 I was goddamn mad they were drinking on the job, I'll tell you. 494 00:32:40,832 --> 00:32:43,166 It's still there, the glass bottle. 495 00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:45,752 - Are you fucking sure? - Lunch! 496 00:32:47,588 --> 00:32:49,673 - Look what I got for you. - Thank you. 497 00:32:49,674 --> 00:32:52,217 - Sandwich? - Oh, very good. 498 00:32:52,218 --> 00:32:55,261 - Here, Pop. - Oh, thank you. 499 00:32:58,641 --> 00:33:00,433 - Beautiful. - For you. 500 00:33:03,688 --> 00:33:06,314 This is mail from three fucking weeks ago. 501 00:33:07,025 --> 00:33:08,775 The girl didn't even show up today. 502 00:33:08,776 --> 00:33:10,694 Call the service and get somebody new. 503 00:33:10,695 --> 00:33:13,405 Two classes, she's telling people how to run their life. 504 00:33:13,406 --> 00:33:17,075 Don't let it stop you from taking your kids to the rink. 505 00:33:27,545 --> 00:33:30,422 You have every right to be mad at me... 506 00:33:30,423 --> 00:33:32,131 and I apologize. 507 00:33:32,633 --> 00:33:37,012 I know it's bad for the family. For... For business. 508 00:33:37,013 --> 00:33:38,596 But I'm working on it. 509 00:33:42,435 --> 00:33:44,477 Yeah, I know. Bobby told me. 510 00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:51,234 - So how's that going? - Anger management? 511 00:33:51,235 --> 00:33:53,403 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 512 00:33:53,404 --> 00:33:57,741 It's such a relief to let go of all that shit. And... 513 00:33:57,742 --> 00:34:00,368 I never realized what an angry person I was and... 514 00:34:00,369 --> 00:34:01,953 how it fed itself. 515 00:34:01,954 --> 00:34:04,122 So they got you on tranquilizers? 516 00:34:04,499 --> 00:34:06,332 No. 517 00:34:06,584 --> 00:34:08,376 Basically... 518 00:34:08,377 --> 00:34:11,213 it's taking responsibility for your anger... 519 00:34:11,214 --> 00:34:15,050 and, you know, learning to recognize your feelings of anger... 520 00:34:15,051 --> 00:34:18,428 and that they're just feelings. You don't have to act on them. 521 00:34:18,429 --> 00:34:20,680 People want that so they can walk all over you. 522 00:34:20,681 --> 00:34:23,683 A lot of anger is self-importance. 523 00:34:23,684 --> 00:34:26,603 - Self-importance? - Problems with authority. 524 00:34:27,563 --> 00:34:30,607 Dr. Seepman locks the door promptly at 7. 525 00:34:30,608 --> 00:34:32,859 People wig out if they don't get in. 526 00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:36,154 Start banging on the door. It's a big lesson. 527 00:34:37,949 --> 00:34:40,367 I was making everybody in my life miserable. 528 00:34:40,368 --> 00:34:43,745 Yelling and screaming or pouting and feeling victimized... 529 00:34:43,746 --> 00:34:48,416 but I feel so much better now. About everything. 530 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:52,045 It's like this great sadness is beginning to lift. 531 00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:54,881 - Sadness? - Yeah. 532 00:34:59,095 --> 00:35:00,720 Well, I'm happy for you. 533 00:35:01,097 --> 00:35:02,680 Thank you. 534 00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:06,059 I am. 535 00:35:30,168 --> 00:35:32,794 Your bid, Chrissy. 536 00:35:34,589 --> 00:35:36,089 You expecting someone? 537 00:35:38,301 --> 00:35:40,343 There he is. 538 00:35:40,761 --> 00:35:43,805 My God, I don't believe it. 539 00:35:43,931 --> 00:35:46,724 Who's that, Anthony? 540 00:35:51,439 --> 00:35:54,023 What's the matter? You all right? 541 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,943 God, you're big. 542 00:35:58,613 --> 00:36:00,614 Look at those shoulders. 543 00:36:00,615 --> 00:36:03,700 - Jan sends her love. And Bob too. - Did you eat? 544 00:36:03,701 --> 00:36:05,827 Louise, don't ask him. He's a guest. 545 00:36:05,828 --> 00:36:08,204 Just go get him a plate. 546 00:36:08,372 --> 00:36:10,540 Sit down. 547 00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:12,626 You look good. 548 00:36:12,627 --> 00:36:14,210 Feel good. 549 00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:16,963 So how we doing? 550 00:36:18,174 --> 00:36:22,343 Took care of mine last night. The Johnson brothers, we'll get tonight. 551 00:36:22,887 --> 00:36:27,432 Uncle Pat was like Johnny Mnemonic. Right, Uncle Pat? 552 00:36:27,642 --> 00:36:29,851 We're playing pinochle. Take a hand. 553 00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:40,612 - This is the life, huh? - I'm with you. 554 00:36:40,613 --> 00:36:42,989 Yeah, we were just saying that. 555 00:37:26,575 --> 00:37:29,243 Here's to a job well done. 556 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,334 This place hasn't changed much, huh? 557 00:37:37,336 --> 00:37:40,213 Met some pretty nice college girls the other night, huh, Ton? 558 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:43,424 She liked you. Miss Raven-Hair. 559 00:37:44,969 --> 00:37:48,554 - Pat seems good, huh? - Yeah. 560 00:37:48,681 --> 00:37:51,140 Louise seems fat. 561 00:37:56,564 --> 00:37:59,148 The human body is 86 percent water. 562 00:37:59,191 --> 00:38:03,319 But Louise's last blood test, she was 65 percent zeppole. 563 00:38:06,615 --> 00:38:08,991 That's a good one. 564 00:38:09,702 --> 00:38:12,704 I knew a guy. When he was gonna eat Philly cheese steak... 565 00:38:12,705 --> 00:38:16,374 the mayor of Philly would have to call out the National Guard. 566 00:38:18,961 --> 00:38:21,296 What the fuck's so funny about that? 567 00:38:21,297 --> 00:38:24,006 Doesn't even make sense. 568 00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,468 Well, he's drunk. 569 00:38:26,469 --> 00:38:28,678 Him? No way. 570 00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:31,138 He's in recovery. 571 00:38:31,891 --> 00:38:34,809 Well, if you recover your fucking balls, give us a call. 572 00:38:34,810 --> 00:38:37,228 We might like to hang out. 573 00:38:37,229 --> 00:38:41,691 No, seriously, it's not funny. He's... He's a 12-stepper. Right? 574 00:38:41,692 --> 00:38:44,902 Well, yeah. You know that. That's right. 575 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:50,199 Maybe he could take a couple of steps out the door so we could have some fun. 576 00:38:51,452 --> 00:38:56,163 Come on, don't get pissy now. He's just having a joke. That's all. 577 00:38:56,665 --> 00:39:00,043 Sobriety's hard enough work without having to get mocked for it. 578 00:39:00,044 --> 00:39:02,670 Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don't you have a fucking drink? 579 00:39:02,671 --> 00:39:05,215 Because you're driving everybody crazy with this shit. 580 00:39:05,216 --> 00:39:07,884 The fucking higher power yammering and the sweets... 581 00:39:07,885 --> 00:39:12,138 and the key lime pie and the... Jesus. 582 00:39:12,932 --> 00:39:16,767 Order a fucking bull shot, will you? Do me a favor. 583 00:39:25,152 --> 00:39:27,195 I'm sorry. I... 584 00:39:27,196 --> 00:39:30,365 - Didn't realize I was being a jerk off. - No, no. 585 00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:33,951 - No, no, no. - Look, it's just, you know, come on. 586 00:39:35,746 --> 00:39:38,248 Hey, you're doing the right thing. 587 00:39:38,249 --> 00:39:40,374 You're doing the right thing. 588 00:39:47,425 --> 00:39:51,428 Do you like his car? Schwarzenegger's. Pretty fucking great, huh? 589 00:39:51,429 --> 00:39:53,930 Oh, yeah, the Humvee, yeah. Yeah, it's nice. 590 00:39:54,223 --> 00:39:55,432 Kind of steep, though. 591 00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:58,268 You told me you didn't pay. You gave the guy a hum job. 592 00:39:58,269 --> 00:40:00,603 For the Humvee. 593 00:40:01,230 --> 00:40:04,649 - Maybe he'd like to hum me. - Who, a friend of Bill over here? 594 00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:08,361 - Fucking wits over here. - Bill? I'll say. 595 00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:11,405 That? That's not a bill, that's a beak. 596 00:40:11,449 --> 00:40:13,532 You know... 597 00:40:13,576 --> 00:40:17,870 that was you he made that joke about the zeppole content. 598 00:40:20,624 --> 00:40:23,334 On the way home, we can drop him off at Beakskill. 599 00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:27,171 Well, if beaks could kill, that one certainly would. 600 00:40:30,968 --> 00:40:33,303 You know, I could have called you Ichabod Crane. 601 00:40:33,304 --> 00:40:35,638 But I didn't. 602 00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:39,308 What the fuck's he talking about? Ichabod Crane? 603 00:40:39,435 --> 00:40:41,560 Nothing. 604 00:40:44,815 --> 00:40:49,193 Well, here's to the Johnson brothers... 605 00:40:49,695 --> 00:40:52,321 whoever the fuck they were. 606 00:40:52,615 --> 00:40:55,199 - Johnson brothers. - Johnson brothers. 607 00:41:05,628 --> 00:41:07,921 Back pain? Is your pain... 608 00:41:07,922 --> 00:41:10,632 carrying case and are ergonomically... 609 00:41:10,633 --> 00:41:12,133 Port Newark in New Jersey... 610 00:41:12,134 --> 00:41:13,760 Ninety-five... 611 00:41:13,761 --> 00:41:15,595 but one example. 612 00:41:15,596 --> 00:41:18,765 Six million containers enter U.S. ports every year... 613 00:41:18,766 --> 00:41:23,728 yet fewer than 2 percent of them are opened and inspected by U.S. Customs. 614 00:41:23,729 --> 00:41:27,357 It is physically impossible to check every container without essentially... 615 00:41:27,358 --> 00:41:29,776 stopping global commerce. 616 00:41:29,777 --> 00:41:32,529 But what keeps officials from sleeping at night they say... 617 00:41:32,530 --> 00:41:34,822 is terrorists could use shipping containers... 618 00:41:34,823 --> 00:41:38,368 to smuggle in a weapon of mass destruction. 619 00:41:38,369 --> 00:41:40,954 It is within capabilities of Islamic fundamentalists... 620 00:41:40,955 --> 00:41:44,624 to track a container with a global positioning system... 621 00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:48,628 and detonate a nuclear or biological weapon hidden inside. 622 00:41:48,629 --> 00:41:51,256 - Son of a bitch. - In fact a terrorist could even use... 623 00:41:51,257 --> 00:41:56,135 a shipping container to smuggle himself into the country. 624 00:41:57,805 --> 00:42:00,056 There he is. 625 00:42:01,559 --> 00:42:03,934 What I saw on TV last night... 626 00:42:04,603 --> 00:42:08,022 the ports are wide open. Government's not doing shit. 627 00:42:08,023 --> 00:42:11,317 - Louise, where's my butter substitute? - Right in front of you. 628 00:42:11,318 --> 00:42:13,611 You hear what I just said? I knew it was bad... 629 00:42:13,612 --> 00:42:16,030 but do you realize there's 7 million containers? 630 00:42:16,031 --> 00:42:18,491 The news team put radioactive shit in one of them. 631 00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:21,703 - Wasn't even detected. - Please, my ears. 632 00:42:21,704 --> 00:42:24,831 Sit down. Sit. Come on. 633 00:42:24,832 --> 00:42:27,291 I made eggs. 634 00:42:28,419 --> 00:42:30,211 Could have been a goddamn A-bomb. 635 00:42:30,212 --> 00:42:32,880 - You want coffee? - Yeah. 636 00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:37,010 Fucking terrible nightmares. 637 00:42:37,011 --> 00:42:40,387 Yeah, it knocked the edge right the hell off your appetite. 638 00:42:42,725 --> 00:42:46,268 - What's the matter with you? - No, it is some scary shit. 639 00:42:46,353 --> 00:42:48,395 Not my problem much longer. 640 00:42:49,481 --> 00:42:52,609 Speaking of scary shit, was that you in the bathroom this morning? 641 00:42:52,610 --> 00:42:57,988 Oh, yeah. I thought they already dropped a biological weapon. 642 00:43:00,367 --> 00:43:03,536 All right, I gotta go. 643 00:43:03,704 --> 00:43:05,830 I thought we were gonna do a little hunting. 644 00:43:05,831 --> 00:43:09,250 - You hear the turkeys this morning? - No, I gotta take off. 645 00:43:09,251 --> 00:43:12,337 Uncle Pat, take care of yourself. 646 00:43:12,338 --> 00:43:14,422 Be careful of the alligators down there. 647 00:43:14,423 --> 00:43:16,924 All right, tough guy. 648 00:43:53,003 --> 00:43:56,297 Hey, Ton. What'd you do? Knock over a roadside stand? 649 00:43:56,298 --> 00:43:58,424 My uncle's farm. 650 00:43:58,425 --> 00:44:00,635 Less than a hundred miles from here. 651 00:44:00,636 --> 00:44:02,803 It's like a whole different world. 652 00:44:04,181 --> 00:44:07,224 The bullshit really falls away up there. 653 00:44:18,028 --> 00:44:19,862 Hear about that shit with the ports? 654 00:44:19,863 --> 00:44:24,409 I know customs agents are bad for us, but anti-terrorism-wise, they do nothing. 655 00:44:24,410 --> 00:44:26,911 What's it gonna take? A fucking nuclear bomb? 656 00:44:27,037 --> 00:44:30,540 They caught one of these Al-Qaeda cocksuckers trying to sneak in here. 657 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:33,334 - Thank God they got him. - There's enough they don't catch. 658 00:44:33,335 --> 00:44:36,129 You gotta realize the administration's busy, though, too. 659 00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:39,215 Handing out non-competitive building contracts to their friends. 660 00:44:39,216 --> 00:44:42,968 Hell, we can all understand that. 661 00:44:43,846 --> 00:44:47,014 We're fucking sitting ducks here. The only thing between our homes... 662 00:44:47,015 --> 00:44:49,225 and Port Newark is a chainlink fence. 663 00:44:49,226 --> 00:44:52,436 There's a nuclear bomb in a container and we're fucking dead. 664 00:44:52,521 --> 00:44:55,064 That's why you gotta live for today. 665 00:44:56,817 --> 00:45:00,695 - What'd you say? - That's why you gotta live for today. 666 00:45:00,696 --> 00:45:03,406 Talking about annihilation, you stupid fuck! 667 00:45:03,407 --> 00:45:06,617 Your kids! My kids! Burning into cinders! 668 00:45:06,994 --> 00:45:08,744 I can't even think about it. 669 00:45:09,747 --> 00:45:11,330 You stupid... 670 00:45:13,834 --> 00:45:15,793 Can't even fucking think about it. 671 00:45:15,794 --> 00:45:18,045 Think about it now. 672 00:45:18,756 --> 00:45:20,506 Thinking about it now? 673 00:45:20,507 --> 00:45:22,759 - Right now? - Hey, Tony. 674 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,886 Yeah, yeah, take it easy. Take it easy. Take a walk. 675 00:45:26,472 --> 00:45:28,014 - Get some air. - Take it easy. 676 00:45:28,015 --> 00:45:29,891 - Take a walk outside. - Take it easy. 677 00:45:29,892 --> 00:45:32,268 All right, everybody. 678 00:45:34,104 --> 00:45:37,439 - Take it easy. Take it easy. - Come on. 679 00:45:51,538 --> 00:45:53,539 - I wake you up? - Yeah. 680 00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:57,668 I just come from the hospital. You said you wanted to know. 681 00:45:57,669 --> 00:46:00,045 Oh, how's he doing? 682 00:46:01,924 --> 00:46:04,591 - Hey. - Hey. 683 00:46:05,052 --> 00:46:07,469 - Sorry. - It's all right. 684 00:46:08,263 --> 00:46:10,223 Doctor has a peel at 1. 685 00:46:10,224 --> 00:46:13,434 - Hi. - How you doing, hon? 686 00:46:13,435 --> 00:46:15,853 - Call me? - Yeah. 687 00:46:17,523 --> 00:46:19,523 Bye. 688 00:46:19,817 --> 00:46:22,985 - See you later. - That the dermatology nurse? 689 00:46:22,986 --> 00:46:24,529 - Yeah. - Nice looking. 690 00:46:24,530 --> 00:46:27,406 Well, they get the best skin treatments half-price. 691 00:46:32,246 --> 00:46:36,123 So, what'd they say? He's gonna be okay, the kid? 692 00:46:36,124 --> 00:46:38,334 He's big, strapping. He'll be all right. 693 00:46:38,335 --> 00:46:42,255 But he's got some hearing loss in one ear. Looks like it could be permanent. 694 00:46:42,256 --> 00:46:45,549 Skip, the poor fuck knows he should keep his mouth shut. 695 00:46:50,264 --> 00:46:52,514 Go over there. 696 00:46:52,516 --> 00:46:55,476 You make sure he gets the best. 697 00:47:02,442 --> 00:47:04,986 Thing is, Ton, he's quitting the Bing. 698 00:47:04,987 --> 00:47:09,240 And he told Sil, "And I'd appreciate it if Tony don't come visit me." 699 00:47:09,241 --> 00:47:11,575 He don't wanna see you. 700 00:47:12,661 --> 00:47:14,536 I told him, watch his mouth. 701 00:47:15,622 --> 00:47:19,500 These things happen, T. That's why I don't like to talk politics. 702 00:47:30,304 --> 00:47:34,015 - You did? - Please, I couldn't believe it myself. 703 00:47:34,016 --> 00:47:37,226 - Well, are you going back with Tony? - No. 704 00:47:37,227 --> 00:47:40,187 - Then why'd you say it? - I don't know, it just came out. 705 00:47:40,188 --> 00:47:42,064 Asshole. He was gonna call me. 706 00:47:42,065 --> 00:47:44,733 - Did he? - Jerk. 707 00:47:45,569 --> 00:47:47,945 Come in. 708 00:47:50,574 --> 00:47:52,366 Hi. 709 00:47:52,367 --> 00:47:54,535 Uncle Pat. 710 00:47:54,786 --> 00:47:57,371 - Where's A.J? - He's not coming. 711 00:47:57,372 --> 00:48:00,166 You lose them to their friends for a bit but he'll be back. 712 00:48:00,167 --> 00:48:02,251 - Hi, Uncle Ton. - Hey. 713 00:48:06,506 --> 00:48:08,465 Soph? 714 00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:15,472 - Before dinner? - Half? 715 00:48:18,226 --> 00:48:23,897 - Thank you. - Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice. 716 00:48:24,066 --> 00:48:25,775 - Hey, Tony. - Hey. 717 00:48:25,776 --> 00:48:27,610 - I thought I heard your voice. - Hello? 718 00:48:27,611 --> 00:48:29,195 - Good game on later. - Yeah? 719 00:48:29,196 --> 00:48:31,447 I think we're on the "Do not call" list. 720 00:48:31,448 --> 00:48:33,282 No, no, we're happy with our service. 721 00:48:33,283 --> 00:48:36,786 Are those telemarketers? Just hang up. Hang up! 722 00:48:36,787 --> 00:48:41,081 We're just sitting down to dinner. Okay. Please don't call again. 723 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:44,126 Thank you, thank you. 724 00:48:45,379 --> 00:48:49,256 Bobby, Soph, come on. 725 00:48:54,972 --> 00:48:58,933 It's a G5. It's got a 64-bit architecture. 726 00:48:58,934 --> 00:49:01,227 They speak a different language with computers. 727 00:49:01,228 --> 00:49:04,647 I saw a show on computers, how the prices have dropped so low... 728 00:49:04,648 --> 00:49:08,109 that you can buy one for $500 at Costco, that's more powerful... 729 00:49:08,110 --> 00:49:11,987 than the one that they used to put the astronauts on the moon. 730 00:49:11,989 --> 00:49:14,323 Good eggplant, Jan. 731 00:49:16,243 --> 00:49:17,868 Yeah, delicious. 732 00:49:25,043 --> 00:49:27,794 Wonder where Harpo's eating his Sunday dinner? 733 00:49:29,798 --> 00:49:31,673 What? 734 00:49:34,011 --> 00:49:36,804 - Just wondering what Harpo's up to. - Who's Harpo? 735 00:49:36,805 --> 00:49:39,015 That's Hal, Janice's son. 736 00:49:39,016 --> 00:49:41,642 - You have a son? - You didn't tell us that. 737 00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:54,030 You know that song, "Harpo's Song" by Phoebe Snow? 738 00:49:54,031 --> 00:49:57,658 Because that's the song you named Harpo after, right? 739 00:49:58,452 --> 00:50:01,162 He's half French-Canadian, Harpo. 740 00:50:01,163 --> 00:50:04,623 All right, Tony, make fun of a boy because of his name. 741 00:50:11,715 --> 00:50:15,217 I wonder what's French-Canadian for "I grew up without a mother"? 742 00:50:21,892 --> 00:50:25,143 Sacre bleu, where is me mama? 743 00:50:26,146 --> 00:50:28,230 Son of a bitch. You fucking son of a bitch! 744 00:50:28,231 --> 00:50:30,148 - Come on! - Daddy! 745 00:50:31,526 --> 00:50:33,611 - Daddy! - You miserable fuck! 746 00:50:33,612 --> 00:50:36,280 I don't got a right to ask? I'm the boy's uncle. 747 00:50:36,281 --> 00:50:38,532 Easy, sweetie, easy. 748 00:50:42,037 --> 00:50:43,662 Easy, sweetie, easy. 749 00:50:43,663 --> 00:50:45,622 Hate him. I hate him...