1 00:01:42,214 --> 00:01:44,884 That's where the Twin Towers were. 2 00:01:45,554 --> 00:01:48,054 We should go see it. 3 00:01:59,265 --> 00:02:00,605 You guys speak English? 4 00:02:00,765 --> 00:02:03,145 Not some too much. 5 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:08,545 The address is in the bag. 6 00:02:08,705 --> 00:02:12,415 134 Deweunter Terrace, Brooklyn. 7 00:02:13,445 --> 00:02:14,925 That's New York. 8 00:02:15,085 --> 00:02:18,685 There's a map. Dump it all after you memorize it. 9 00:02:18,856 --> 00:02:22,266 The man you're gonna pop is extremely cautious, usually has protection. 10 00:02:22,426 --> 00:02:27,036 Guy with a long horse face, in good shape. 11 00:02:27,796 --> 00:02:30,466 The fish have been cleaned. 12 00:02:30,696 --> 00:02:32,576 You can drop them where you do it. 13 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,046 Where'd you learn to speak Italian? 14 00:02:35,236 --> 00:02:38,376 I came over here with my parents when I was two. 15 00:02:39,036 --> 00:02:40,606 You were born in Italy? 16 00:02:40,776 --> 00:02:41,946 Where? 17 00:02:56,697 --> 00:02:58,297 I just wanna say 18 00:02:58,457 --> 00:03:00,667 it's been a while since we opened the books 19 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:03,537 and in regards to you guys— 20 00:03:03,697 --> 00:03:05,147 Burt, Gerry— 21 00:03:05,297 --> 00:03:07,147 as a man of few words, I— 22 00:03:07,307 --> 00:03:09,377 Not few enough, though, huh? New blood. 23 00:03:09,538 --> 00:03:12,018 - New blood. - Salut. 24 00:03:16,548 --> 00:03:18,318 Sure, we break some balls here tonight, 25 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:20,048 but I go way back. 26 00:03:20,218 --> 00:03:22,098 And in light of recent humiliations, 27 00:03:22,248 --> 00:03:25,998 it's a honor to be joined by men 28 00:03:26,158 --> 00:03:28,968 and not faggot-ass corn-holing cocksuckers 29 00:03:29,128 --> 00:03:30,658 like married my cousin. 30 00:03:30,828 --> 00:03:32,428 - He should fuckin' die! - Phil, relax. 31 00:03:32,599 --> 00:03:35,599 - Whoa whoa whoa, Phil. - Take it easy. 32 00:03:35,769 --> 00:03:37,839 Phil, you know the wine makes you emotional. 33 00:03:37,999 --> 00:03:39,679 Because I got an empty fuckin' stomach. 34 00:03:39,839 --> 00:03:43,619 - So have a breadstick. - 45 minutes for some grilled eggplant? 35 00:03:43,779 --> 00:03:46,119 Jesus Christ, is there nothing without this complaining? 36 00:03:46,279 --> 00:03:50,189 You didn't notice? Artie's game is a little off lately. 37 00:03:50,349 --> 00:03:52,559 Well, Carmela sent her branzino back Sunday night, 38 00:03:52,719 --> 00:03:54,529 but she loves to do that. 39 00:03:54,689 --> 00:03:56,189 Gentlemen, how's everything so far? 40 00:03:56,359 --> 00:03:57,989 - Fantastic. - Delicious. 41 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,640 The delay— a thousand pardons. 42 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:06,040 I gotta be honest— new guy in the kitchen aside, 43 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,340 I mean, how come we're waiting? It seems empty out there. 44 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,780 People like to get in that last barbecue. 45 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:14,410 Artie, you been to this "Da Giovanni" up by Troy Hills? 46 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:16,850 - No, I haven't been. - Supposed to be incredible. 47 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,780 - He's a kid, right? - I hate fish, 48 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:20,890 but his, with the agrodolce... 49 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:23,250 I'll check it out. 50 00:04:23,421 --> 00:04:26,091 - Ah, buon appetito. - About time. 51 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,771 Fuckin' Phil. Some display, huh? 52 00:04:37,931 --> 00:04:40,501 Paid a visit to Vito's goomar, Jill. 53 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,581 She still hasn't heard from Vito. 54 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:48,011 We were just discussin' "La Cage aux Fat." 55 00:04:48,172 --> 00:04:50,522 I was gonna get my cousin Tommy to call his detective friend. 56 00:04:50,682 --> 00:04:53,852 I've been hamstrung with that work stoppage at the office park. 57 00:04:54,012 --> 00:04:57,392 Vito shows up— he shows up, then we deal with him. If not... 58 00:04:57,552 --> 00:04:59,532 It's just a phone call. And seriously, 59 00:04:59,692 --> 00:05:03,162 Tommy says the guy can track somebody from the corn in his shit. 60 00:05:03,322 --> 00:05:05,302 Yeah, I saw them do that on "CSI." 61 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:10,212 - Good night. - Bye, Sack. 62 00:05:10,362 --> 00:05:12,342 - Bye now. - Good night, kid. 63 00:05:12,503 --> 00:05:14,883 Hey, I was glad to hear you say that about the search, 64 00:05:15,033 --> 00:05:18,643 'cause I gotta take a little time off for some business in Cali. 65 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:21,943 Little Carmine's lined up a meet in L.A. for us. 66 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,383 So, what is it, business or time off? 67 00:05:24,543 --> 00:05:26,723 Time off from here, but definite business. 68 00:05:26,883 --> 00:05:28,593 With Ben Kingsley, Ton'. 69 00:05:28,753 --> 00:05:30,193 So you're gonna go get an autograph 70 00:05:30,353 --> 00:05:32,733 on the weekend of the Notre Dame-Michigan game? 71 00:05:32,893 --> 00:05:35,063 I got my guys all over it. Little Carmine says 72 00:05:35,223 --> 00:05:37,503 if we attach Ben Kingsley, the picture's a go. 73 00:05:37,664 --> 00:05:39,264 Little Carmine? 74 00:05:39,434 --> 00:05:41,564 It's common knowledge the guy's retarded. 75 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:43,874 I don't get it. You agreed to this in the hospital. 76 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:46,204 Christopher, I was in a coma. 77 00:05:47,804 --> 00:05:50,974 Okay, fine. I'll call Little Carmine, 78 00:05:51,144 --> 00:05:54,314 call the airline, cancel. 79 00:05:55,614 --> 00:05:58,184 I'll probably still reach someone. 80 00:05:59,284 --> 00:06:00,954 What am I gonna do with you? 81 00:06:01,114 --> 00:06:03,494 Make a lot of money. 82 00:06:05,255 --> 00:06:07,425 All right. 83 00:06:13,765 --> 00:06:17,005 What the fuck is this idiot doing? 84 00:06:18,905 --> 00:06:20,345 No speak English. 85 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,275 Brooklyn. 86 00:06:22,435 --> 00:06:24,445 Ho, pal. Move your car. We're late. 87 00:06:28,816 --> 00:06:30,796 Move el automobile. 88 00:06:33,786 --> 00:06:37,926 Rusty! Don't forget to call Marissa. 89 00:06:41,256 --> 00:06:42,536 Hurry up. Let me see. 90 00:06:46,836 --> 00:06:49,106 - Museum... - Eastern Parkway. 91 00:06:49,266 --> 00:06:51,746 Eastern Parkway, not the Belt Parkway. 92 00:07:11,427 --> 00:07:14,197 So I'm trying to eject the DVD and the kids are freaking, 93 00:07:14,357 --> 00:07:16,237 "What's wrong with that lady, Daddy?" 94 00:07:16,397 --> 00:07:18,667 - And Carrie says— - How's the scaloppine? 95 00:07:18,828 --> 00:07:20,898 Uh, it's delicious. Thanks. 96 00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:23,568 It all depends on slicing the veal very thin. 97 00:07:23,738 --> 00:07:25,578 My way— 98 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:27,848 I like to chill it down a degree or two 99 00:07:28,008 --> 00:07:30,318 and then I pull a straight razor right across it. 100 00:07:31,448 --> 00:07:33,148 Your father could cook. 101 00:07:33,318 --> 00:07:36,088 He told me when you were in here last. 75th birthday, right? 102 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:39,248 - In the navy. - What's that? 103 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:40,758 In the navy, he cooked. 104 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,988 Terrific guy. Great head of hair. 105 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:44,499 - You enjoy. - Mmm. 106 00:07:44,659 --> 00:07:48,129 Save room. I'll be back with dessert specials. 107 00:07:49,729 --> 00:07:51,639 Ho, Benny, Moe and Jack. 108 00:07:51,799 --> 00:07:53,509 How's the bruschett'? 109 00:07:53,669 --> 00:07:55,309 You got a quorum. Let me get you a table. 110 00:07:55,469 --> 00:07:58,139 You guys go ahead. I'm gonna stay right here. 111 00:07:58,309 --> 00:08:01,049 My best customer, but he's nailed to this fuckin' spot. 112 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:04,189 It's either the wine or the view. 113 00:08:04,349 --> 00:08:05,789 Such a sweet kid. 114 00:08:05,949 --> 00:08:07,949 You know, she told Charmaine that back in Albania 115 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,530 her whole family got blown up 116 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,860 waiting on line for an oil change. 117 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,970 The shit she's been through, we just had to help. 118 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,160 I even called in a favor with my cousin in Manhattan, 119 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,810 got her a working visa, started on the green card. 120 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,240 Martina, come do some hosting. 121 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:25,840 - Hi. - Hi. 122 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 What's up? 123 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:28,880 This is your cheering section over here. 124 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,710 - Hello, Benny. - You got the reservations squared away? 125 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,580 It's very few right now. 126 00:08:33,741 --> 00:08:36,381 Football season. 127 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,721 I could watch her walk away all night. 128 00:08:39,881 --> 00:08:42,921 Good, 'cause like most girls with you, that's what she's gonna do. 129 00:08:43,091 --> 00:08:45,061 Ah, to be young and single again like these two, 130 00:08:45,221 --> 00:08:46,661 - huh, Benito? - Ahh. 131 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:18,892 I can put the credit card numbers on actual plastic 132 00:09:19,052 --> 00:09:21,532 for an extra five bills. 133 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:25,403 We do Internet strictly. 134 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:43,583 Mmm, the gnocchi! 135 00:09:45,313 --> 00:09:48,063 I'll take your word. It's a little too rich for my stomach. 136 00:09:48,224 --> 00:09:50,994 It's okay. Just a bite. 137 00:09:53,494 --> 00:09:55,434 I think it's a lamb ragu 138 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:57,544 with just a scoop of cold rigott'. 139 00:09:57,694 --> 00:09:58,974 Holy shit. 140 00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:01,114 It's all so fresh. That fish with pistachios? 141 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,744 I feel like a traitor. 142 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,444 Vesuvio, lately, it's depressing somehow. 143 00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:08,814 Maybe they need to remodel or something. I don't know. 144 00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:10,924 That menu is so tired. 145 00:10:11,074 --> 00:10:13,824 - Hey, Homo Junior! - Leave me the fuck alone! 146 00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:17,955 Get— stop it! Mom, they're hurting Vito! 147 00:10:18,115 --> 00:10:20,685 - Stop it! - Where are your parents? 148 00:10:23,695 --> 00:10:26,035 I guess she can't hide her face at home. 149 00:10:26,195 --> 00:10:29,175 It'd be like admitting there was something wrong. 150 00:10:29,325 --> 00:10:30,965 I should have brought a pair of sweatpants 151 00:10:31,135 --> 00:10:32,875 to change into. I'm gonna explode. 152 00:10:33,035 --> 00:10:35,875 Apparently, there is still a veal loin 153 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,775 yet to be unveiled. 154 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,116 Please, don't get up. 155 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:43,916 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 156 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,576 That kid, I'm tellin' you... 157 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:49,156 - Thank you. - ... he was so handsome in that church. 158 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,956 The name he took, "Francis"-- after my pop. 159 00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:55,196 No restaurants in Brooklyn? You gotta come all the way to Jersey? 160 00:10:55,356 --> 00:10:58,706 This food— it's worth a detour. Why? ls there a problem? 161 00:10:58,856 --> 00:11:01,866 Artie's a friend of mine, you know? I like to throw him some business. 162 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,706 Talk to you a minute? 163 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,307 Visited with John. 164 00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:12,147 He said to tell you he appreciates the recent headlines. 165 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,017 Rusty. 166 00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:16,887 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 167 00:11:17,047 --> 00:11:19,387 I turned him down on that. 168 00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:22,087 Madonn', you're a cautious man. 169 00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:24,727 You know, some people might feel a little offended. 170 00:11:24,887 --> 00:11:28,057 Me— my heart is an open book. 171 00:11:31,698 --> 00:11:33,438 Anyway, Rusty's gone 172 00:11:33,598 --> 00:11:35,438 and we'll chalk it up to the headless horseman. 173 00:11:35,598 --> 00:11:37,478 Giovanni. 174 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,978 Bravo! 175 00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:08,509 Martina was just tellin' me 176 00:12:08,669 --> 00:12:10,539 that in Montenegro I'd be the tallest guy. 177 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,439 Another fun fact from the Balkans. 178 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,579 Ben, are you up for dessert? 179 00:12:14,739 --> 00:12:16,339 No, I'm all set here. Thanks. 180 00:12:16,509 --> 00:12:18,349 Martina, sweetheart, 181 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:20,510 can I talk to you for a second? 182 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:23,320 What is it, Artie? 183 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,350 You're looking at me very serious. 184 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,360 You remember I had that friend in Manhattan 185 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,590 that was gonna help speed you through the green card process? 186 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,930 Apparently, it's not happening. 187 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,540 - Why? - Too much on his plate, he said. 188 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,110 I guess you're just gonna have to do it yourself. I'm sorry. 189 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:44,410 All those forms. Shit me. 190 00:12:44,571 --> 00:12:46,951 I wish I could help you, but really, 191 00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:49,811 it's a small inconvenience compared to living in freedom, right? 192 00:12:49,981 --> 00:12:51,751 Yes, I know this. 193 00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:58,591 Get him another 'buca. 194 00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:07,091 Hey, Tony. 195 00:13:21,642 --> 00:13:25,022 You could fuck her, you know? 196 00:13:25,182 --> 00:13:26,522 Well... 197 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,122 I'm not 100% in that department, 198 00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:31,352 but I'm startin' to feel the old pressure. 199 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,063 It's funny, 'cause guys like me, we come here, 200 00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:37,103 we get drunk and stare. 201 00:13:37,263 --> 00:13:40,033 Best-case scenario, we go in the back room, we get a lap dance 202 00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:43,643 a dry hump and pfft— blow in our pants. 203 00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:49,503 Listen, you wanna fuck her so bad, I'm sure it could be worked out. 204 00:13:49,673 --> 00:13:51,613 Nah, I couldn't. 205 00:13:51,773 --> 00:13:53,773 But you... 206 00:13:53,943 --> 00:13:55,883 Well, what do you want me to say? 207 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,323 Nothing. It's just a fact. 208 00:13:58,484 --> 00:14:00,684 If I knew you were gonna be in such a pissy mood— 209 00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:08,464 Gabriella Dante and Rosalie Aprile came in for lunch yesterday. 210 00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:10,334 So what, you wanna fuck one of them now? 211 00:14:10,494 --> 00:14:12,664 No. 212 00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:15,404 Gab said you all went and had a meal at Da Giovanni on Sunday. 213 00:14:19,664 --> 00:14:21,344 Well, I was gonna tell you. 214 00:14:21,504 --> 00:14:25,914 It was Phil's grandson's confirmation. It's a pain in the ass. 215 00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:27,645 What are you gonna do? You gotta eat. 216 00:14:27,815 --> 00:14:30,185 It's nothing' special, believe me. 217 00:14:30,345 --> 00:14:34,525 Actually, Carm got a little sick after. Too much oil, she thought. 218 00:14:34,685 --> 00:14:36,395 Gab said I should check it out, 219 00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:37,925 like I could learn something. 220 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,795 Well, she runs her mouth, that one. 221 00:14:39,955 --> 00:14:42,265 Fuck her. 222 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:45,375 Carm got sick. Nice touch. 223 00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:47,305 It was a business obligation, Artie. 224 00:14:47,465 --> 00:14:50,775 Uh-oh. Last time I heard that, I had to call the fire department. 225 00:14:50,936 --> 00:14:52,976 Well, maybe you need another fresh start to fuck up. 226 00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:57,816 I should go. 227 00:14:57,976 --> 00:14:59,976 - Oh, come on, come on. - No. 228 00:14:59,976 --> 00:15:02,086 - I'm sorry. Have another one, come on. - Forget it. 229 00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:04,656 I know where your heart is. 230 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,856 I gotta plan the menu for tomorrow. 231 00:15:11,456 --> 00:15:15,196 Fasanella, my old man's a meat guy. 232 00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:18,167 He said that the restaurant business was like keeping an elephant. 233 00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:21,747 It costs a fortune and sooner or later it shits on your head. 234 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,307 I miss him. 235 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,847 Hector had to trim three inches off the fiorentinas. 236 00:15:29,007 --> 00:15:31,417 Great. We can't even get the good meat anymore. 237 00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:34,077 Fucking Western Beef is leaving us for dead. 238 00:15:35,817 --> 00:15:38,347 I wanted you to call their guy, but you were on the floor 239 00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:40,258 talking to the Cohens' mother-in-law. 240 00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:42,828 You can't deal with the Western Beef guy yourself, 241 00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:44,898 my blushing flower? 242 00:15:45,058 --> 00:15:48,008 It's not the same from me. 243 00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:50,008 And Arthur, 244 00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:52,108 the chatting 245 00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:54,268 with the guests... 246 00:15:54,438 --> 00:15:55,808 Again, that's it. 247 00:15:55,968 --> 00:15:58,578 It's not Hector or the meat or these assholes 248 00:15:58,738 --> 00:16:01,948 that are always looking for the next hot thing. It's me. 249 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:05,018 Limit it to a quick visit at coffee. 250 00:16:05,179 --> 00:16:07,989 People wanna talk to each other, not you. 251 00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:11,129 Really? You know better than New Jersey Zagat— 252 00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:14,529 "Arthur Bucco, warm and convivial host"? 253 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,010 Yeah, we're here right now. 254 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:38,560 Sure, the broad strokes. Perfect. 255 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,630 Kingsley's agent says we grab lunch tomorrow, poolside. 256 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,890 - That guy, Jay? - Yeah, I got him out of some trouble 257 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,390 on a party yacht down in the Keys. 258 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:49,330 Ben Kingsley, can he do a New Jersey accent? 259 00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:51,600 Welcome to the Viceroy. 260 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,100 I usually send the bags up, hit the bar, 261 00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:56,071 decompress a little, unless you're against it. 262 00:16:56,231 --> 00:16:58,941 - What are you talking about? - You're in AA. 263 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,641 You gave the stewardess an earful when she put down the champagne. 264 00:17:01,801 --> 00:17:03,911 I just don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable. 265 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,751 Relax. I can deal with it. 266 00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:10,651 Be careful with this wine, 267 00:17:10,811 --> 00:17:13,721 because the way you two are looking at each other, 268 00:17:13,881 --> 00:17:16,791 pretty soon we're gonna have to... 269 00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:19,661 put a high chair right here. 270 00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:28,032 Did you clip the daily-special cards to all the menus? 271 00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:34,372 Hey, Artie, 272 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,312 come here. 273 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,012 You ready to order? 274 00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,712 Why you kicking her ass like that? 275 00:17:40,882 --> 00:17:43,362 If you're referring to the fact that she's my employee 276 00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:46,183 and I'm telling her what to do, last time I checked, that's the way it works. 277 00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:49,053 She thinks you want her to cry. I said not true. 278 00:17:49,223 --> 00:17:50,723 She told you that? 279 00:17:50,893 --> 00:17:52,693 'Cause you two talk all the time. 280 00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:55,303 - Yeah. So what? - So, maybe you should hire her. 281 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:56,833 I know how to treat people. 282 00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,443 - You're a people person, obviously. - I am. 283 00:18:00,603 --> 00:18:02,773 And when they're good to me, they get treats. 284 00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:05,913 And when they're not, well, I got this severance thing I do. 285 00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:08,053 It's a complete break, actually. 286 00:18:10,614 --> 00:18:12,354 I get it. 287 00:18:12,514 --> 00:18:15,394 See, 'cause you talked around that threat so much, I almost missed it. 288 00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:16,994 Sorry to interrupt you guys, 289 00:18:17,154 --> 00:18:19,454 but, Arthur, you have to plate the salmon. 290 00:18:21,524 --> 00:18:24,094 Arthur, the kid is a hood, okay? 291 00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:26,064 If he feels protective of his girlfriend, 292 00:18:26,224 --> 00:18:27,724 you should just leave it alone. 293 00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:29,664 She's a slow learner. 294 00:18:29,824 --> 00:18:32,204 She's a nice girl, and as predicted, 295 00:18:32,364 --> 00:18:33,704 the customers love her 296 00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:36,145 with her little stories from the old country. 297 00:18:36,305 --> 00:18:37,875 You are just picking on her. 298 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,575 It's disgusting. He's a married man. 299 00:18:53,525 --> 00:18:57,365 So it's 500 for the hour, 300 for half. 300 00:18:57,526 --> 00:19:00,056 And if you wanna keep skiing, that's extra. 301 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,096 All right, Eden, how's about 400 for 40 302 00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:07,006 and four more lines and then we'll take it from there? 303 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,516 That'll work. 304 00:19:20,386 --> 00:19:22,126 Fuckin'-a. 305 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,786 Those are some amazing tits. 306 00:19:23,957 --> 00:19:27,027 Thank you, sweetie. 307 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:34,667 Carlo's running late. Route 23, they think there's a sniper. 308 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,777 Listen, the other night— 309 00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:41,677 it's this place. You know, the rope's 310 00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:44,337 a little tight at my collar. 311 00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:47,487 Down 40% from last year. 312 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,748 - You need a little help? - From you? God no. 313 00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:53,618 Oh, there's the gratitude I was looking for. 314 00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:56,928 No, I mean I'm not at that point, thank God. 315 00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:59,188 But thank you. 316 00:19:59,358 --> 00:20:01,198 Well, listen, the other day I was driving along 317 00:20:01,428 --> 00:20:03,698 and I was thinking about your little problem. 318 00:20:03,858 --> 00:20:06,098 How about a little promotion? A coupon, two-for-one? 319 00:20:06,258 --> 00:20:08,678 Two-fers, wow. 320 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:11,438 You mean, like you get a free spaghetti and meatballs 321 00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:13,878 if you bring another cheap gomer douchebag in here? 322 00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:16,779 How about an early-bird special? Salad wagon? 323 00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:19,549 This is a fine dining establishment. I'll give it back to the bank 324 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,249 before I turn it into a fucking IHOP. 325 00:20:21,409 --> 00:20:23,619 Just send the waiter over here. 326 00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:26,989 You wanna help me so badly? Try paying your tab. 327 00:20:27,149 --> 00:20:28,599 - Excuse me? - That little roast 328 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,599 you and the waste management people threw for Dick Barone when he got sick— 329 00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:33,699 40 fucking garbagemen from around the country. 330 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,839 Of course you paid Pat Cooper. 331 00:20:35,989 --> 00:20:38,469 You paid the entertainment. 332 00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:20,411 Afternoon. We're looking for Arthur Bucco. 333 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,281 - That's me. - Dave Kloski. This is Jim Hollings. 334 00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:29,391 American Express? Funny, I had you two for cops. 335 00:21:29,552 --> 00:21:32,292 In a past life. Actually we're here to investigate 336 00:21:32,452 --> 00:21:35,622 some recent irregularities in charge activity here at Nuevo Vesuvio. 337 00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:37,432 "Nuovo." lrregularities? 338 00:21:37,592 --> 00:21:40,362 Well, there is credit card fraud going on in this restaurant. 339 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,272 - That's impossible. - Based on cardholder disputes, 340 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:46,142 we show nine hits in this locus that precede fraudulent activity. 341 00:21:46,302 --> 00:21:48,332 - What does that mean? - People's card numbers were copied 342 00:21:48,502 --> 00:21:51,282 and those numbers were used to rack up thousands of dollars in phony charges. 343 00:21:51,442 --> 00:21:54,142 Wait, you think I'm ripping off my own customers? That's insane. 344 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,343 Were these meals actually served? 345 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,523 Shit. 346 00:22:00,683 --> 00:22:03,183 Councilman Carillo? That was just two weeks ago. 347 00:22:03,353 --> 00:22:04,763 So you understand we have to suspend 348 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,063 the use of our cards here pending an investigation. 349 00:22:07,223 --> 00:22:09,063 Suspend? You're cutting me off? 350 00:22:09,223 --> 00:22:10,633 What's going on? 351 00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:12,893 They're from Amex. No more charges. 352 00:22:13,063 --> 00:22:16,333 - What? - Someone's stealing! 353 00:22:16,493 --> 00:22:18,703 Guys, this is like 30% of my business here 354 00:22:18,864 --> 00:22:20,474 and I can't fucking spare it right now! 355 00:22:20,634 --> 00:22:23,514 Artie, please don't curse. The minute you use profanity, 356 00:22:23,674 --> 00:22:26,444 you give them the high moral ground to do whatever they please. 357 00:22:26,604 --> 00:22:28,244 We need copies of your reservations 358 00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,894 and a list of anyone who has access to customer plastic. 359 00:22:34,884 --> 00:22:38,194 I'm just asking, Jay. 360 00:22:38,354 --> 00:22:40,564 Well, tell me again. 361 00:22:40,724 --> 00:22:43,294 Why am I meeting with these chaps? 362 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:48,095 Oh! Oh, bollocks, Jay. Uh— bollocks! 363 00:22:51,735 --> 00:22:53,615 Oh, please. 364 00:22:58,575 --> 00:23:00,075 Anyway, we appreciate that your time 365 00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:02,125 is less than limited, so I'll cut to the chase. 366 00:23:02,275 --> 00:23:06,195 Log line— "The Ring" meets "The Godfather." 367 00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,295 Wiseguy— murdered, I guess you could say— 368 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,656 seeks revenge on the man who ordered it. 369 00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:13,166 You would play that man. 370 00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:15,066 Which man? 371 00:23:15,226 --> 00:23:17,066 Who are we kidding here? 372 00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:19,706 You're Ben Kingsley. You'd play the boss. 373 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,246 I heard this idea— I call Jay and I say, 374 00:23:23,396 --> 00:23:25,676 "Sir Ben Kingsley, no one else." 375 00:23:25,836 --> 00:23:29,516 Well, you know, as ever, it's script-dependent. 376 00:23:31,706 --> 00:23:34,156 Oh, we got a sensational writer— JT Dolan. 377 00:23:34,317 --> 00:23:36,657 I'm embarrassed. I haven't heard of him. 378 00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:39,697 He's from TV— "Nash Bridges,"Hooperman," 379 00:23:39,847 --> 00:23:42,157 and "Law & Order, the SUV." 380 00:23:42,317 --> 00:23:43,997 So there's a script? 381 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:45,827 We wanted to surmise your interest 382 00:23:45,987 --> 00:23:48,337 and then tailor the part to your specificities. 383 00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:52,697 No one plays a tough, ruthless, hardhearted prick like you do. 384 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:54,677 You got it down, trust me. 385 00:23:54,837 --> 00:23:56,537 I take that as quite a compliment. 386 00:23:56,697 --> 00:23:58,977 Sure. "Sexy Beast"? 387 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,308 Now, we do have a shortlist of directors. 388 00:24:01,478 --> 00:24:03,548 We could go A-list down the horror genre— 389 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,348 Ridley, Tobe Hooper. 390 00:24:05,508 --> 00:24:09,118 Or we could try to find the next James Wan. He did "Saw." 391 00:24:09,278 --> 00:24:11,058 Did you see that? Fuckin' brutal. 392 00:24:11,218 --> 00:24:13,558 Betty? 393 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:17,168 It's Ben. How are you? 394 00:24:17,328 --> 00:24:19,398 What on earth are you doing out here? 395 00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:21,468 Oh, I don't know. 396 00:24:23,699 --> 00:24:26,909 Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Miss Lauren Bacall. 397 00:24:27,069 --> 00:24:29,949 Lauren, this is Carmine Tazzi and Christopher... 398 00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:31,879 Moltisanti. Huge fan. 399 00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:33,779 - Thank you. - "Lupertazzi." 400 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:35,749 You were great in "The Haves and Have-Nots." 401 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:38,719 Oh yes, dear Howard Hawks. Thank you. 402 00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:41,829 I'm a presenter at one of these award shows— 403 00:24:41,979 --> 00:24:43,829 ShoWest, some bullshit. 404 00:24:43,989 --> 00:24:46,899 Oh, I did one of those years ago, after "Death and the Maiden, "I think. 405 00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:49,189 They do take good care of you, though. 406 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,030 I have shiatsu in about 10 minutes. 407 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:55,110 - Wow. - But let's catch up. 408 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,740 Absolutely. Great to see you. 409 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:59,500 - Thank you. - As always. 410 00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:02,240 - So nice meeting both of you. - Enjoy your success. 411 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,620 Uh, that reminds me, I have a scheduling problem. 412 00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,780 This meeting was last minute and I'm supposed to be 413 00:25:10,950 --> 00:25:13,150 at the Luxury Lounge at 2:00. 414 00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:16,351 Yeah, but we haven't even gotten to the particulars yet. 415 00:25:16,521 --> 00:25:18,791 We'll walk with you. 416 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:23,831 I think this is going very well. 417 00:25:23,991 --> 00:25:25,661 You okay? You seem a bit distracted. 418 00:25:25,831 --> 00:25:29,101 It's fucking Sir Ben Kingsley is all. Lauren Bacall. 419 00:25:34,941 --> 00:25:38,111 - Yo. - Murmur, I'm chipping here major. 420 00:25:38,272 --> 00:25:39,812 Get on a plane. 421 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,752 Sir Ben Kingsley and... guests. 422 00:25:42,912 --> 00:25:45,222 Janine will take you around. 423 00:25:45,382 --> 00:25:49,762 Hi, Janine. Ben Kingsley. 424 00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:51,692 We're offering the full services 425 00:25:51,852 --> 00:25:53,992 of the spa today, including massage. 426 00:25:54,162 --> 00:25:57,932 Listen, we're thinking about Sam Rockwell for the younger guy. 427 00:25:58,092 --> 00:25:59,762 - Is that a good chemistry for you? - Hmm. 428 00:25:59,932 --> 00:26:01,842 May I offer you champagne? 429 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,012 Maybe later. 430 00:26:13,173 --> 00:26:16,593 This is Yael from Cosabella Lingerie. Sir Ben Kingsley. 431 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,223 I'll take an extra large in these. 432 00:26:19,653 --> 00:26:23,533 For a man, White & Warm is giving this cashmere throw, 433 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,993 great for the airplane, and here, one for the car. 434 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:30,033 - Thanks, Yael. - They charge this shit to the room? 435 00:26:30,194 --> 00:26:32,604 - Hmm? - This is Carla from Oris. 436 00:26:32,764 --> 00:26:35,004 Men's and women's, sporty and dressy. 437 00:26:35,164 --> 00:26:38,274 A lot of guys are going with the classic stainless chrono. 438 00:26:38,434 --> 00:26:41,814 Oh, my godson would love that. He's having his birthday in three weeks. 439 00:26:41,974 --> 00:26:45,444 - But for me... - This is elegant. 440 00:26:45,614 --> 00:26:47,354 - Really is. - Take the chrono too? 441 00:26:47,514 --> 00:26:50,614 - Are you sure? - Of course. 442 00:26:55,925 --> 00:26:57,735 ls all this shit free? 443 00:26:57,895 --> 00:27:00,195 I'm gettin' that. 444 00:27:04,095 --> 00:27:07,375 "True Crime, New York City." 445 00:27:13,075 --> 00:27:15,605 Pam has a huge crush on you. 446 00:27:15,775 --> 00:27:17,375 Thanks, Pam. 447 00:27:17,546 --> 00:27:19,816 So Kingsley, they do this all the time? 448 00:27:19,976 --> 00:27:21,956 - It's Sir Ben, actually. - Sorry. 449 00:27:22,116 --> 00:27:25,256 A couple of times a year, mainly clustered around award seasons. 450 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,396 How is that even fuckin' possible? 451 00:27:27,556 --> 00:27:29,366 I know. It's embarrassing, isn't it? 452 00:27:29,526 --> 00:27:31,556 - I know I have one of these. - Shelly from iRiver. 453 00:27:31,726 --> 00:27:33,796 I don't know if you have this one. 454 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,596 It's got 20 gigs of space in a tiny package. 455 00:27:35,766 --> 00:27:39,006 That's 80 hours of video or 600 hours of music. 456 00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:41,266 Shelly, can I get one of these? 457 00:27:41,436 --> 00:27:44,346 - Here you go, Sir Ben. - Thank you, Shelly. 458 00:27:44,507 --> 00:27:48,647 Sir Ben, you've got a meeting with Doug in 10, so... 459 00:27:48,807 --> 00:27:50,787 Hey, guys, 460 00:27:50,947 --> 00:27:52,517 looks like I ate up all our time here. 461 00:27:52,677 --> 00:27:54,417 What do you say we catch up in New York? 462 00:27:54,587 --> 00:27:56,657 You got a lot of tables left. 463 00:27:56,817 --> 00:27:58,657 We're gonna make that work, Sir Ben. 464 00:27:58,817 --> 00:28:00,457 They're giving away a Caddy over there! 465 00:28:00,617 --> 00:28:03,097 Well, no, it's just a test-drive for a couple of weeks. 466 00:28:03,257 --> 00:28:06,427 You know, my family gave me some sunglasses for Christmas 467 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:09,507 so why don't you have these? 468 00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:11,038 I bet they'll look great on you, Chris. 469 00:28:11,198 --> 00:28:12,408 I don't know. You think? 470 00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:14,778 Sir Ben, can we get a shot? 471 00:28:24,678 --> 00:28:26,788 The thing, the Arabs. 472 00:28:26,948 --> 00:28:29,358 Chris wanted me to take care of you while he's away. 473 00:28:29,518 --> 00:28:31,398 Cecil B DeMoltisanti there. 474 00:28:33,519 --> 00:28:36,229 - This is one week? - Yeah, Murmur caught some big ones. 475 00:28:36,389 --> 00:28:39,069 You're going to see your girlfriend over at Vesuvio? 476 00:28:39,229 --> 00:28:40,669 Yeah. 477 00:28:40,829 --> 00:28:42,669 All right. 478 00:28:42,829 --> 00:28:44,779 Uh... 479 00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:48,479 Give this to Artie. Put it on my tab. 480 00:28:50,779 --> 00:28:53,049 We're not here to accuse anybody, 481 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:56,559 'cause Mainie and I like to think of you all as family. 482 00:28:56,709 --> 00:28:58,659 And this is very serious. 483 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,820 It is, but know that as family 484 00:29:02,050 --> 00:29:03,390 you'll be treated with respect 485 00:29:03,550 --> 00:29:06,660 and, if need be, forgiveness. 486 00:29:07,290 --> 00:29:10,170 I could bury my cock in those fucking titties. 487 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:12,440 Hector, and you, mustache... 488 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,370 You got something to say? 489 00:29:15,530 --> 00:29:19,380 We have no intention of pressing charges. It's just gotta stop. 490 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:22,140 That's all we want. Any questions? 491 00:29:24,781 --> 00:29:28,811 Understand this is not about a 42-oz. jar of Moroccan olives 492 00:29:28,981 --> 00:29:30,891 or a couple of rolls of toilet paper here. 493 00:29:31,051 --> 00:29:33,081 - This is our livelihoods. - Are you looking at me? 494 00:29:33,251 --> 00:29:35,091 Nobody's looking at anybody. 495 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,861 - I didn't take the toilet paper. - But the olives? 496 00:29:38,021 --> 00:29:40,331 I'm joking here. 497 00:29:40,491 --> 00:29:43,561 I'm just saying if you don't come clean to us, 498 00:29:43,731 --> 00:29:45,401 those investigators, 499 00:29:45,561 --> 00:29:47,441 well, they just might question the honesty 500 00:29:47,602 --> 00:29:49,582 of somebody that wears a coat 501 00:29:49,732 --> 00:29:51,972 - pulled from the lost-and-found. - Fuck this! 502 00:29:52,142 --> 00:29:53,512 - No, fuck you! - Arthur... 503 00:29:53,672 --> 00:29:55,512 I don't know which one of you pieces of shit did this, 504 00:29:55,672 --> 00:29:57,782 - but I've been good to you! - ... getting us nowhere. 505 00:29:57,942 --> 00:29:59,792 And you pay me back with nonstop ass-rape! 506 00:29:59,942 --> 00:30:01,722 Well fuck all a' you! 507 00:30:14,593 --> 00:30:16,773 You know what? Just forget it. 508 00:30:16,933 --> 00:30:19,743 I— I'm so sorry, everybody. 509 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:24,043 Um, could you just get this cleaned up so we can open? Thanks. 510 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:27,283 No no. It's very bad. 511 00:30:27,443 --> 00:30:29,423 They had the credit card police. 512 00:30:29,573 --> 00:30:30,743 Those companies are huge. 513 00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:33,253 They come on tough, but in the end, they gotta eat it. 514 00:30:34,113 --> 00:30:35,723 Okay. 515 00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:46,094 Everything okay in there? 516 00:30:46,264 --> 00:30:49,574 For once I'd like to eat without you getting a call from work. 517 00:30:51,704 --> 00:30:54,514 Ah. 518 00:31:02,214 --> 00:31:04,214 God damn it. 519 00:31:19,525 --> 00:31:20,875 Motherfucker. 520 00:31:21,035 --> 00:31:22,505 Arthur! 521 00:31:22,665 --> 00:31:25,335 What do you want, a repeat performance of the Fourth of July? 522 00:31:25,505 --> 00:31:27,075 That cop told you, 523 00:31:27,235 --> 00:31:29,545 no firing guns in the borough limits. 524 00:31:29,706 --> 00:31:31,586 I brought those arugula seeds 525 00:31:31,746 --> 00:31:33,686 all the way back from Italy in my shaving kit. 526 00:31:37,176 --> 00:31:40,126 Eden, get the fuck out of there! 527 00:31:40,286 --> 00:31:44,196 - Fuck off. - I wasn't going through your purse! 528 00:31:44,356 --> 00:31:45,836 I was movin' it and it fell. 529 00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:48,496 Go fuck yourself, you guinea bastard! 530 00:31:53,627 --> 00:31:55,167 Good afternoon, Mr. Moltisanti. 531 00:31:55,337 --> 00:31:57,247 Room 812, please. 532 00:32:03,037 --> 00:32:05,917 - Yes. - Hey, Sir Kingsley. 533 00:32:06,077 --> 00:32:08,457 It's Chris Moltisanti from yesterday? 534 00:32:08,617 --> 00:32:10,117 I spoke with Jay 535 00:32:10,277 --> 00:32:12,557 and he's working on that New York meeting right now. 536 00:32:12,717 --> 00:32:15,697 Fine, but that's not what I'm calling about, though. 537 00:32:15,857 --> 00:32:18,197 That Luxury Lounge thing, can you get me in there? 538 00:32:18,358 --> 00:32:21,028 I don't know. My publicist handles all that stuff. 539 00:32:21,198 --> 00:32:23,538 - So, can you call 'em? - I don't know 540 00:32:23,698 --> 00:32:26,578 how my publicist can help you, you know? 541 00:32:26,728 --> 00:32:28,408 All right. 542 00:32:28,568 --> 00:32:31,568 Yeah, in the city then. My partner went back. 543 00:32:31,738 --> 00:32:33,448 Friend of his died recently. Guy's wife 544 00:32:33,608 --> 00:32:35,678 is having a breakdown. He'll call you. 545 00:32:42,448 --> 00:32:45,398 That's security, Eden! They're gonna blow that door open! 546 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,589 Fuck you! 547 00:32:51,759 --> 00:32:54,829 - Fuck. - I know, I gotta get it together. 548 00:32:54,999 --> 00:32:58,169 Black truffle doesn't have the intensity of white so you gotta use more. 549 00:32:58,329 --> 00:33:01,039 I'll be at my investing club at the Learning Annex with my cell 550 00:33:01,199 --> 00:33:04,579 if you have to call, but try not to. 551 00:33:04,739 --> 00:33:07,339 Sandy, about the meeting... 552 00:33:07,509 --> 00:33:09,209 - Oh, everybody knows you're upset. - I know. 553 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:11,860 But Alonzo's coat, you told me that in confidence. 554 00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:13,350 I thought you needed to know. 555 00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:16,150 I also think— well, it's probably nothing, 556 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,730 but yesterday Martina was showing off these Caovilla sandals. 557 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,060 I know she makes more than me, 558 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:25,400 but they cost like $600. 559 00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:29,170 You should get back to the coatroom. 560 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:33,780 Hold on a second. I wanna ask you something. 561 00:33:38,811 --> 00:33:42,151 - I knew it. - I'm sorry. I'll pay you back. 562 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:45,291 - How could you do this to me? - You were so mean to me. 563 00:33:45,451 --> 00:33:48,321 Like helping you find the apartment? Teaching you to drive? 564 00:33:48,481 --> 00:33:51,551 As soon as you found out I wasn't going to fuck you, you started picking on me. 565 00:33:51,721 --> 00:33:55,221 I wanna fuck you? You certainly have a high opinion of yourself. 566 00:33:55,391 --> 00:33:57,561 You stare at me like food. 567 00:33:57,722 --> 00:33:59,902 Well I never fuck you. 568 00:34:00,062 --> 00:34:02,012 - I go to Benny and we laugh at you... - Benny. 569 00:34:02,232 --> 00:34:03,832 when I fuck him in the pile of money 570 00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:05,942 that we take from your stupid customers. 571 00:34:06,102 --> 00:34:08,412 You're fired. 572 00:34:08,572 --> 00:34:10,412 Oh yeah? Oh, who's laughing now? 573 00:34:10,572 --> 00:34:13,312 What do you think? I can't press charges 'cause of my friendship with Tony? 574 00:34:13,472 --> 00:34:15,012 Three months you worked here! 575 00:34:15,182 --> 00:34:16,712 You think that doesn't go on your permanent record? 576 00:34:16,882 --> 00:34:19,652 We lead the world in computerized data collection! 577 00:34:43,743 --> 00:34:45,613 Artie, you know what time it is? 578 00:34:45,773 --> 00:34:48,223 - We need to talk. - Now? 579 00:34:48,384 --> 00:34:50,124 My wife is pregnant. She needs to sleep. 580 00:34:50,284 --> 00:34:52,524 Martina told me about your little credit card business. 581 00:34:52,684 --> 00:34:54,454 Step outside, Ben. 582 00:34:56,024 --> 00:34:58,934 I'll be outside a minute, honey. 583 00:35:00,754 --> 00:35:02,674 Look. 584 00:35:03,664 --> 00:35:05,764 You're upset, all right? 585 00:35:05,934 --> 00:35:08,274 But it's not my fault that little trick got greedy. 586 00:35:08,434 --> 00:35:10,004 Oh, so she's a little trick, huh? 587 00:35:10,164 --> 00:35:12,304 I was gonna cut you in, but now you're acting stupid. 588 00:35:12,474 --> 00:35:14,884 Regular people are all fucking stupid. 589 00:35:23,145 --> 00:35:25,155 You want some more? 590 00:35:31,355 --> 00:35:33,765 Piece of dogshit! Little, crazy, 591 00:35:33,925 --> 00:35:36,235 motherfucking meatball dogshit! 592 00:35:49,076 --> 00:35:51,416 Yeah, I'm stupid. 593 00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:08,807 Ho! There he is. 594 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,837 How you doing? 595 00:36:10,997 --> 00:36:13,907 - Great, thanks. - This is Murmur. 596 00:36:15,337 --> 00:36:18,047 - You heading to the pool? - Massage. 597 00:36:18,207 --> 00:36:20,047 Oh. 598 00:36:20,207 --> 00:36:22,847 Listen. You get a chance to call about that Luxury Lounge for me? 599 00:36:23,007 --> 00:36:24,957 Well, it's like I explained... 600 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,127 there's nothing very much I can do about it. 601 00:36:28,288 --> 00:36:31,028 - They decide whom they give it to. - Very important people, 602 00:36:31,188 --> 00:36:33,998 like you, right? 'Cause you're a very important person. 603 00:36:34,158 --> 00:36:36,098 To them, I guess. 604 00:36:38,428 --> 00:36:41,468 Murmur's an interesting name. What's the genesis? 605 00:36:41,628 --> 00:36:44,978 I had a heart murmur when I was a kid. 606 00:36:45,138 --> 00:36:47,138 They just keep handing stuff out, huh? 607 00:36:47,298 --> 00:36:49,148 The coolest shit in the world 608 00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,078 to the people who need it the least. 609 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:01,789 Look. I think you've misunderstood something. 610 00:37:01,949 --> 00:37:04,629 I give most of that stuff away 611 00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:07,499 to homeless shelters, the rest I give to charity auctions. 612 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:10,469 - Not to your godson? - I agree with you, 613 00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:12,899 the whole thing's obscene, and it's nothing 614 00:37:13,059 --> 00:37:14,969 compared to the situation at award shows. 615 00:37:15,129 --> 00:37:18,409 Presenters get about $30,000 worth of merchandise 616 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,210 in those baskets. 617 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:22,040 That's a year's salary for some people. 618 00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:23,910 Go figure. 619 00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:26,520 Hopefully we can spread some of that lolly around. 620 00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:29,950 We'll get you that script. 621 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,630 Hell of a tub here, guys. 622 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:44,570 Sea, sun. I'm gonna make it my second home. 623 00:37:44,731 --> 00:37:47,941 - Anybody else hungry? Huh? - We'll get lunch started. 624 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,671 - Artie, another margarita? - I could say no, but I won't. 625 00:38:10,352 --> 00:38:12,272 You lost your fucking mind? 626 00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:15,202 The shit you're in with that kid, which you brought on yourself. 627 00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,402 Brought on myself? Oh, I suppose you let 628 00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:20,102 a certain element into your world, you're asking for it. 629 00:38:20,262 --> 00:38:22,642 - Oh! - Jesus fucking Christ, Tony, 630 00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:24,182 how could you pull that scam at my place? 631 00:38:24,332 --> 00:38:26,972 Come on, you know I never would've let that happen if I'd known. 632 00:38:27,142 --> 00:38:29,382 You're innocent, I get it. I'm just another victim 633 00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:31,812 - of Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind. - That's right. 634 00:38:31,982 --> 00:38:34,822 And once you found out, instead of putting him in the E. R., 635 00:38:34,983 --> 00:38:37,363 you should've come to me. He says he's gonna kill you, Artie. 636 00:38:37,513 --> 00:38:40,023 I can't take American Express now, Ton'. 637 00:38:40,183 --> 00:38:43,393 You know what that means? I have to start with the fucking two-fers. 638 00:38:43,553 --> 00:38:46,473 My accountant insisted. Are you happy? 639 00:38:46,623 --> 00:38:48,263 Life's not fair. Right, I know. 640 00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:50,843 But somehow I believed my dad's crap about honest work. 641 00:38:50,993 --> 00:38:54,243 He used to say to me, "You'll see. 642 00:38:54,403 --> 00:38:56,573 Pays off in the end." 643 00:38:56,733 --> 00:38:58,213 What a joke. 644 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:07,554 I hate to see you like this, you know that. 645 00:39:07,714 --> 00:39:10,454 'Cause you start thinking crazy shit. 646 00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:14,734 Who's hungry? 647 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,375 - Yeah? - Ben Kingsley passed. 648 00:39:26,535 --> 00:39:28,345 Fuck. 649 00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:31,445 You know, I tried to be his friend, 650 00:39:31,605 --> 00:39:33,555 I sent a muffin basket with the script, 651 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,555 I tried everything. 652 00:39:41,655 --> 00:39:43,825 You can kill me after if you want, 653 00:39:43,985 --> 00:39:46,465 - but he's a fucking dead man. - Calm down, Ben. 654 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:49,725 He came to my house, Tony, where my wife was watching TV. 655 00:39:49,896 --> 00:39:52,926 My wife, who's carrying my unborn son. 656 00:39:53,096 --> 00:39:55,436 I'm gonna take him to that warehouse in Paterson 657 00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:57,776 - and drive fucking... - Nails into his balls. I know. 658 00:39:57,936 --> 00:40:00,346 I heard you the first time. 659 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,926 - You're having a son, huh? - They showed us his cannoli 660 00:40:08,076 --> 00:40:11,456 on the ultrasound like a month ago. 661 00:40:11,616 --> 00:40:14,096 That's beautiful. 662 00:40:16,117 --> 00:40:18,467 Oh, congratulations. 663 00:40:18,627 --> 00:40:20,597 Thank you. 664 00:40:20,757 --> 00:40:22,757 I'm gonna tell you this once— 665 00:40:22,927 --> 00:40:25,237 it's over. You drop it. 666 00:40:25,397 --> 00:40:28,897 And frankly you should be very happy I'm not gonna tax you. 667 00:40:29,067 --> 00:40:32,047 I mean beside the fact you know I grew up with the man, 668 00:40:32,207 --> 00:40:34,047 you don't shit where you eat. 669 00:40:34,207 --> 00:40:36,407 And you really don't shit where I eat. 670 00:40:36,577 --> 00:40:39,147 I know, and I'm sorry about that, but— 671 00:40:39,308 --> 00:40:41,288 And your parents' anniversary party? 672 00:40:41,448 --> 00:40:43,588 It's not going to be at Da Giovanni's. It's gonna be at Vesuvio. 673 00:40:43,748 --> 00:40:46,458 What? Tony, look at my face. 674 00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:49,358 He's going to apologize to you, and give you a rate. 675 00:40:51,018 --> 00:40:54,698 He's hurtin' too. And it's the least you can do. 676 00:40:58,928 --> 00:41:01,408 Well Ms. Bacall, your limo is second in line there. 677 00:41:01,568 --> 00:41:03,978 Oh, well I can take it from here. 678 00:41:04,139 --> 00:41:06,139 - You sure? - Yeah, thank you so much. 679 00:41:06,309 --> 00:41:07,879 - Okay, you're welcome. - Good night. 680 00:41:08,039 --> 00:41:09,679 Night. 681 00:41:13,449 --> 00:41:15,589 - Get the fuck away from me! - What are you doing? 682 00:41:17,419 --> 00:41:19,259 Somebody help us! 683 00:41:19,419 --> 00:41:21,559 Those guys! 684 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,899 Ms. Bacall, don't move. 685 00:41:27,059 --> 00:41:30,339 Yes, an ambulance by Robinsons-May. 686 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:34,450 Oh Jesus, my fucking arm. 687 00:41:40,170 --> 00:41:42,350 - Hmm? - No. 688 00:41:44,740 --> 00:41:46,520 There's a line outside. 689 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,390 Okay, push the scampi. Wholesaler says they gotta get eaten tonight. 690 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:55,160 And don't spread out too much. We still got the Fazio party in the banquet room. 691 00:41:58,361 --> 00:42:00,391 Okay, Sandy. Open the door. 692 00:42:04,301 --> 00:42:07,001 Hello. Welcome. 693 00:42:07,171 --> 00:42:09,411 Do you have low-salt selections? 694 00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,611 Ahem— 695 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:19,611 Ma, Pop, order whatever you want. 696 00:42:19,782 --> 00:42:22,122 I'm having that loin of veal. 697 00:42:22,282 --> 00:42:24,462 That's the other place, Ma. 698 00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:31,502 This the young couple? 699 00:42:31,662 --> 00:42:33,432 Yes, my mom and dad. 700 00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:34,972 Cent'anni! 701 00:42:35,132 --> 00:42:38,012 - Hundred years! - Cent'anni! 702 00:42:39,772 --> 00:42:43,082 Well, I hope you all enjoy. You're all set for wine, cocktails? 703 00:42:44,503 --> 00:42:46,753 - Nothing? - Fine, thanks. 704 00:42:48,883 --> 00:42:51,983 Benny, can I get you a Martina? 705 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,723 - Excuse me? - A Martina. 706 00:42:53,883 --> 00:42:56,553 It's like a Martini, but it's from Albania. 707 00:42:56,723 --> 00:42:58,063 Hmm. I never heard of it. 708 00:42:58,223 --> 00:43:00,633 Well, apparently they go down real easy. 709 00:43:00,793 --> 00:43:02,463 Right, Ben? 710 00:43:04,993 --> 00:43:07,273 We're gonna look at the menu. 711 00:43:08,334 --> 00:43:10,544 Good enough. 712 00:43:14,034 --> 00:43:17,174 - You order for me. - Fine. The monkfish. 713 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:19,714 There's such a strange consistency. 714 00:43:30,324 --> 00:43:32,594 - Ow! - In front of my wife? 715 00:43:32,755 --> 00:43:34,735 Fuck! 716 00:43:34,895 --> 00:43:36,665 Jesus! Fuck, my hand! 717 00:43:36,825 --> 00:43:39,675 Shit! Oh God! Oh fuck! 718 00:43:41,335 --> 00:43:43,335 Fuck! My hand! 719 00:43:45,775 --> 00:43:48,645 Oh my God! Oh my God! 720 00:43:48,805 --> 00:43:52,915 Oh my God, Arthur! Somebody call 911 please! 721 00:44:20,476 --> 00:44:23,216 Look at this. 722 00:44:30,947 --> 00:44:34,027 I had no idea. I'd have booked another flight. 723 00:44:34,187 --> 00:44:36,187 Fuck. 724 00:44:42,467 --> 00:44:44,267 Where is everybody? 725 00:44:44,427 --> 00:44:46,107 My father-in-law don't wanna come. 726 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:48,107 Him and Carm aren't speaking. 727 00:44:48,268 --> 00:44:51,618 - How's the meathook? - Had to be my fuckin' saute hand, huh? 728 00:44:51,778 --> 00:44:53,808 Why, you got an okay crowd here today. 729 00:44:53,978 --> 00:44:56,048 Sunday pasta's the last thing to go. 730 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:58,208 The place is on life-support ever since word got out 731 00:44:58,378 --> 00:45:00,178 to the regulars about their credit cards. 732 00:45:00,178 --> 00:45:02,718 And my staff is pissed off about Martina leaving. 733 00:45:02,888 --> 00:45:05,528 Benny did a real number here, Tony. 734 00:45:05,688 --> 00:45:08,788 Who knows? Maybe it's cursed. The fire, then this. 735 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,438 Will you stop talkin' like an old lady? 736 00:45:10,588 --> 00:45:12,828 - Artie. - No go, huh? 737 00:45:12,999 --> 00:45:15,529 He's just being dramatic. 738 00:45:16,799 --> 00:45:18,399 - How are you, sweetie? - Better. 739 00:45:18,569 --> 00:45:21,139 And Carm, the flowers... 740 00:45:23,139 --> 00:45:26,089 Tonight, only the best 741 00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:27,779 for the best people. 742 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:36,989 Hmm, that's excellent. 743 00:45:43,990 --> 00:45:46,300 Hey, be careful you two, 744 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:48,240 because the way you two are looking at each other, 745 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,380 pretty soon we'll have to put a high chair over here. 746 00:45:51,530 --> 00:45:54,240 Like the icing on a cake, okay? Capisce? 747 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,440 Keep your thumbs out of the food. 748 00:46:01,540 --> 00:46:03,960 We gotta talk about your problem. 749 00:46:04,111 --> 00:46:05,821 Oh, great. Another idea. 750 00:46:05,981 --> 00:46:08,051 How 'bout a strolling accordionist? 751 00:46:10,821 --> 00:46:12,891 I'm gonna give you the name of a good psychiatrist. 752 00:46:13,061 --> 00:46:15,371 She's Italian. You'll like her. 753 00:46:16,591 --> 00:46:19,131 You know what? You go about in pity for yourself. 754 00:46:19,301 --> 00:46:21,741 - I go about in pity for myself? - Yeah. 755 00:46:21,901 --> 00:46:23,841 I gotta tell you, Bodhisattva, 756 00:46:24,001 --> 00:46:25,951 that is fucking priceless. 757 00:46:26,101 --> 00:46:28,551 Use the other door. 758 00:46:28,712 --> 00:46:30,912 You bitch and you moan and you blame 759 00:46:31,072 --> 00:46:33,052 everybody else for your problems, 760 00:46:33,212 --> 00:46:37,182 instead of maybe... not letting the Mexicans do all the cooking for you 761 00:46:37,352 --> 00:46:40,492 or, I don't know, changing the menu or changing the decor. 762 00:46:40,652 --> 00:46:43,762 I guess because you know how to eat, you know how to run a restaurant. 763 00:46:46,422 --> 00:46:48,562 On one of the bleakest nights of my life, 764 00:46:48,732 --> 00:46:53,402 after the shit with my mother and that fuckin' storm outside, 765 00:46:53,563 --> 00:46:56,133 I came here to this place. 766 00:46:56,303 --> 00:46:59,043 I sat out there with Carm and my two kids 767 00:46:59,203 --> 00:47:01,613 and we ate and we drank and we were so happy to be here, 768 00:47:01,773 --> 00:47:03,883 more than any other place in the world. 769 00:47:04,043 --> 00:47:06,683 And you know I'm gonna eat here until I fall off the chair. 770 00:47:09,383 --> 00:47:11,383 But in business, sometimes shit happens. 771 00:47:11,553 --> 00:47:13,923 The playing field changes, whatever. 772 00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:17,223 And you gotta do whatever you gotta do to keep your dick up. 773 00:47:20,094 --> 00:47:22,874 If you hate it here so much, why don't you go to Da Giovanni? 774 00:47:23,034 --> 00:47:25,604 See if he'll cook you that bland shit for your shot-up pancreas. 775 00:47:31,204 --> 00:47:32,944 I'll tell you one thing 776 00:47:33,104 --> 00:47:34,954 and this is very hard— 777 00:47:35,104 --> 00:47:36,814 nobody wants to hear you talk. 778 00:47:36,974 --> 00:47:40,684 They're trying to eat out there and you come along 779 00:47:40,844 --> 00:47:43,624 with your corny jokes and your stupid stories. 780 00:47:45,215 --> 00:47:47,465 Just stay in the kitchen. 781 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:49,965 That'd be a start. 782 00:48:04,175 --> 00:48:05,945 Hey. 783 00:48:09,216 --> 00:48:11,846 You wouldn't believe what these people in the business get, 784 00:48:12,016 --> 00:48:14,226 totally fuckin' absolutely gratis. 785 00:48:14,386 --> 00:48:16,366 Yeah, I hear the streets are paved with hand jobs. 786 00:48:16,516 --> 00:48:19,866 Right. I scored some major swag. 787 00:48:20,026 --> 00:48:22,166 A little taste for you. 788 00:48:24,056 --> 00:48:26,236 Trip to Australia, first-class vouchers, 789 00:48:26,396 --> 00:48:28,106 some kind of golf resort. 790 00:48:28,266 --> 00:48:30,636 Looks like Sarasota. 791 00:48:30,796 --> 00:48:34,306 After what, a 20-hour flight? No. 792 00:48:50,457 --> 00:48:52,727 That's for a pocket dog. 793 00:48:57,898 --> 00:48:59,538 How'd it go with the movie star? 794 00:48:59,698 --> 00:49:02,648 He was all over us, but I don't think he's right. 795 00:49:02,798 --> 00:49:05,648 We made some great contacts. Plus we saw Lindsay Lohan. 796 00:49:05,808 --> 00:49:07,408 Total piece of ass. 797 00:49:09,978 --> 00:49:11,818 You hear Artie burned his hand? 798 00:49:11,978 --> 00:49:15,978 Yeah. Him and Benny. How crazy is that? 799 00:49:16,148 --> 00:49:17,988 - He okay? - A layer of skin 800 00:49:18,148 --> 00:49:19,888 came off his hand like a glove. 801 00:49:20,048 --> 00:49:23,158 But, they said, you know, no scarring, no grafts. 802 00:49:23,319 --> 00:49:25,959 - Lucky. - Hmm. 803 00:49:27,389 --> 00:49:29,569 Well, not for nothin'. I couldn't help but thinkin' 804 00:49:29,729 --> 00:49:33,179 if you were here watching your crew, 805 00:49:33,329 --> 00:49:35,179 things wouldn't have gone the way they did. 806 00:49:35,329 --> 00:49:37,249 You let me go, T. 807 00:49:37,399 --> 00:49:39,819 I asked you. Now it's my fault Artie and Benny got into it? 808 00:49:39,969 --> 00:49:43,749 This is what I was concerned about, Christopher, the loss of focus. 809 00:49:43,909 --> 00:49:46,319 Look... 810 00:49:46,479 --> 00:49:50,429 not many guys have had to make the kind of sacrifice I did. 811 00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:53,030 How many times you gonna play the Adriana card? 812 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,230 Sandy just seated a couple. 813 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,970 Kitchen's closed. 814 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:10,240 He said they were supposed to go to the city but they had car trouble. 815 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:13,910 Hector already left to pick up his wife. 816 00:50:14,071 --> 00:50:16,421 Plus I got nothing back here, Charm. 817 00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:18,581 They already opened the bottle. 818 00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:31,201 They're gonna have to eat what I give them. 819 00:51:23,883 --> 00:51:26,983 Arthur, a lot of people don't like rabbit. 820 00:51:27,153 --> 00:51:28,523 My grandfather's way. 821 00:51:28,684 --> 00:51:30,254 Only with ProvenƧal elements I been thinking about. 822 00:51:30,424 --> 00:51:32,834 I thought you were taking it to him at the home. 823 00:51:32,994 --> 00:51:36,694 Okay— out. I wanna get outta here tonight. 824 00:52:09,095 --> 00:52:10,625 For my mom. 825 00:52:11,195 --> 00:52:14,105 The big store on 57th Street? 826 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:17,545 If you bought this in Naples? 827 00:52:17,706 --> 00:52:19,946 The weak dollar. 828 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:27,686 Mont Blanc. Actually cheaper in the U.S.