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Are you all right?

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Yeah!

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Keep going!

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you're all right?

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The incision?

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WEBJ, Jackson 99.5 F.M.

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This is New Hampshire
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for the Granite State.

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It's nice
having this again.

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Well, it's supposed
to be better than "nice."

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You know what I mean.

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After that nightmare,
God, we are blessed, Tony.

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Yeah.

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AJ's practicing?

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That's a first.

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I'll let you know.

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- All right.
- All right, thanks, man.

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Your amigos
with the baggy pants—

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hope you kept 'em
away from the silver.

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Oh, Jesus,
they're musicians, all right?

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They saw an ad
for the drums.

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You're selling
your drums?

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I need cash.
I don't play 'em anymore.

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Those drums were a gift
from your father.

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Yeah, I don't
wanna sell 'em.

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And if you guys hadn't made me
get such a crappy job,

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- I wouldn't have to.
- This is our fault?

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I'm wasting my time
at Blockbuster.

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Why don't you get off your ass
and find another job?

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What about community college? You said
you were gonna go back to school.

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Okay, for the
hundredth time:

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I can't register
until second semester!

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- Oh!
- Jesus Christ!

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I do what you
guys want,

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don't I deserve
some kind of life?

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Please, move back!
Move back!

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Jim, we need a crew
on the roof to ventilate. Let's go!

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I can't find Gareth.
I think he's still in the house.

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- It'll be all right, Sarah.
- Come on, guys, go go go!

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Hurry up!
Come on.

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- Look, look!
- That window!

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- I got him!
- Oh— oh God!

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I got her kid.

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All right, whoo!

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You want another one?

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Yeah, sure.

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So Uncle Jun'--

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what are we gonna do
about him?

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He's incarcerated
for the rest of his unnatural life.

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So fuck him.

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He's a walking corpse.

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Yeah, but, Dad,
what he did to you—

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Certainly nothing
for you to worry about.

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"Manager Dale."
Welcome to the neighborhood.

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We're from the North Ward
Merchants Protective Cooperative.

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I'm kinda busy.
You guys looking for a donation?

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- Let him finish.
- You may have noticed,

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not to denigrate anyone,
but this is a transitional neighborhood.

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I mean, demographically speaking,
you still have a lot of marginal types.

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We merchants have found
you really should

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have some round-the-clock
security here.

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- Isn't that what the police are for?
- They do their best,

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but they got
their hands full.

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Your weekly dues to us will give you
all the supplemental

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- safety net you'll ever need.
- I can't authorize anything like that.

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It have to go through
Corporate in Seattle.

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We merchants prefer
to deal on a personal one-on-one basis.

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I don't have any
discretionary funds.

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It's gotta go
through Corporate.

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How do you think Corporate
would feel if—

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for the sake of argument, someone threw
a brick through your window?

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They've got 10,000 stores
in North America.

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I don't think
they'd feel anything.

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What if, God forbid,
it wasn't just vandalism?

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What if an employee,

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even the manager say,
was assaulted?

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Look, every last
fucking coffee bean

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is in the computer
and has to be accounted for.

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The numbers don't add up, I'll be gone
and somebody else will be here.

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It's over
for the little guy.

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Vince, good morning.
How's your book coming?

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Okay.

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You're always welcome
to join the other guests for breakfast.

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Thad says if your dishwasher
is newer than five years,

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you don't need to use
the pre-rinse cycle.

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The fact is I don't recommend it.
It can trick the sensors

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into thinking that the dishes
are cleaner than they really are.

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I gotta go write.
Thanks.

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Morning.

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Jason Masucci was down in Tampa
visiting his mother,

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thought he saw Vito
in a Jenny Craig.

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Turned out to be
some other fat piece of shit.

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If that fag ever
does come back,

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we should have
Carlo do it.

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Be good
with all the crews.

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Excuse me?
You were all hot to trot.

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I got enough complications
in my life.

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Feds up my ass.

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For business reasons,
okay,

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but for political
correctness?

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Ooh, check it out.

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I could do that,
no problem.

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Wait here.
I'll get your Viagra.

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Let me tell you something,
for two months after the shooting,

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as far as snatch
was concerned,

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didn't even have a hard-on
when I woke up in the morning.

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Like Sil.

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Bullet didn't fuck
with the plumbing though.

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No no, thank God.

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It's just the effects
of the physical trauma.

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Doc said it was part
of the healing process.

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I must be healed now
because I got a baguette

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in my pants now 24/7.

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Affirmation of life.

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Hey, she's coming
this way.

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Put money in the meter
or something.

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Anthony Soprano.

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- Yeah.
- Julianna Skiff,

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Century 21.
You got a minute?

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Sure.

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Cannoli?

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No, thank you.

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You own the building at 217 Franklin,
right around the corner,

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currently occupied
by Caputo Live Poultry.

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I represent
the Jamba Juice Company.

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They're interested
in purchasing the property.

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Jamba Juice...

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wants to put a store
in around here?

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Well, you must have
noticed the area's on an upswing.

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You know the old glove factory
across the park,

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over by the cathedral,
beautiful renovation.

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I just bought
a loft there myself.

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Person like yourself's a wonderful
addition to the neighborhood.

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Jamba Juice is willing
to pay $175 a square foot.

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Public records show
the building at 1,800 square feet.

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So that makes
a purchase price of $315,000.

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You ever buy eggs
from Caputo?

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Frankly, I'm not wild
about the smell in there.

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Let me tell ya, his eggs
taste 10 times better

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than any of the ones you get
in the supermarket. Chickens too.

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Businesses relocate
all the time.

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No, this would be a real loss
for the neighborhood.

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Don't you live out
in North Caldwell?

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Yeah, my family made
the trek up Guinea Gulch.

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Bloomfield Avenue.

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But my roots here
go way back.

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My grandfather
came from Avellino

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like most of the people around here,
and I grew up right over there.

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My father was an early
community leader.

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Mm-hmm.

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How about you?
Where're you from?

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Upstate New York.

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- Binghamton.
- How'd you wind up here?

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My parents have
a catering business,

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something to leave
to the kids, right?

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Only I didn't see myself making
Salisbury steak for the next 30 years.

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So I left home at 17.

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- Rebellious.
- Just a low tolerance for boredom.

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So— interested,
not interested?

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I'm interested.

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00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,280
But as far as
the property's concerned,

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175 a square foot's
a little low.

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And...

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I don't wanna sell out
from under the guy.

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Good morning, Vince.

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The usual?

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- Been dreaming of those johnnycakes.
- Can't beat Jim's johnnycakes.

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I saw you at
the fire last night.

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You got balls, my friend.

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You don't get paid
for that, right?

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We're all volunteers.

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Back where I come from,
you join the fire department

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to steal shit
from people's bedrooms.

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- How's the book coming?
- It's fucking slow today.

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Writer's block, huh?

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Let's just say I like eating
a lot more than writing.

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And you don't help any.

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Everything you make
is fucking delicious.

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You know...

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I don't know
how you do it.

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00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,400
I can't even
write a letter.

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00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,900
I saw Graziano
fight Sugar Ray in 1952.

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I took a train
to Chicago.

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Maybe you should
interview me.

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Maybe I will.

189
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:17,370
I thought you were writing a book
about Rocky Marciano.

190
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:23,080
Well, you can't talk about one
without the other.

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Marciano—

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now that was
a tragic death.

193
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,790
Now what was the year
he fought Joe Louis— '49?

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Yeah.

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00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:35,030
Actually, I think
it was '51.

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When you told me
you were writing a book,

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I looked him up
on the Internet.

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00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,470
I don't know where
my fucking head is today.

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00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:45,340
Maybe you're working
too hard.

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00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,340
Yeah.

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00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,540
It must be lonely sometimes—
being a writer.

202
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:56,020
You get used to it.

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00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,210
Hey, Dad, I left
my science project in the back.

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00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:02,120
Don't lose
my glue gun.

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00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:11,140
Hey, Mrs. Conte.
Come sta'?

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00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:14,570
- How's the hip?
- Hey, Anthony. I need your help.

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00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,670
- What?
- Those nigger fucking whores,

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00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:18,670
they play that
music so loud.

209
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:22,140
Now that's not nice.
Those are Puerto Ricans, Mrs. Conte.

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00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,150
I ask 'em nice
to turn it down.

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00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,510
They tell me
to go fuck myself.

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00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,190
- I'll see what I can do.
- Thanks.

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00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:32,850
Hey, how's Junior?

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00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,430
- Tell him I said hello.
- Yeah.

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00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,240
You know, I been
meaning to ask you,

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00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,280
chicken or the egg?
You wanna weigh in?

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00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,110
That same stupid joke,
huh?

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00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:01,120
- How are you?
- Good good.

219
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,020
So how's business?
Mezzo mezz'?

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00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,950
- Believe it or not, better than ever.
- Glad to hear it.

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00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,030
I'll have to raise
your rent.

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00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,520
See, when you hold
your knife with your blade

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00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,830
facing your opponent,
you got a lot better control.

224
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,600
Plus, you protect
the forearm.

225
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,270
No, if you got the tip pointing at him,
you get more distance.

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00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:25,310
You could swipe his abdomen
and fucking gut him.

227
00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:28,280
See, that's stupid. Look how your range
of motion is limited.

228
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,970
It's so easy for him to step back,
grab your fucking arm,

229
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,740
- take your knife away.
- Could someone please check us out?

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00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,020
Yo, Hernan.

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00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,460
Sure, what time?

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00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,830
Cool.

233
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,830
No problem.
I can cover tonight.

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00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,440
I'm totally
fucking minted. Later.

235
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,470
Yeah?

236
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,740
I'm at work.
What do you think?

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00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,670
He stepped on a nail?

238
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,240
Fuck.

239
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:06,610
How far did it
go in?

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00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,780
- Fuck!
- Would you mind?

241
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,750
I better call
you back. Bye.

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00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:15,190
That was Hernan?

243
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,660
He was such a dick
in high school.

244
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:21,030
Well, he was a senior.
What do you expect?

245
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,460
They always shit
on the underclassmen.

246
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:27,600
The kid spends
every night

247
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,760
in some fucking club
in New York,

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00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:32,810
sleeps till noon, puts in a couple
hours at Blockbuster

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00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:35,170
and that's it.

250
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,710
And since my injury,
like I told you,

251
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,450
I've been more,
you know...

252
00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:43,610
accepting. Be grateful
for what you got.

253
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:47,950
But maybe that's wrong.
Maybe I should be on the kid.

254
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,500
My dad would have
kicked my lazy ass out of the house.

255
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:54,130
Really?

256
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:57,500
It's the chopping off
of the guy's finger, right?

257
00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:00,730
I never should have told you 'cause
that's all you fixate on with him.

258
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:04,540
Can you empathize
with AJ at that age?

259
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,080
Yeah, I had some
problems at school,

260
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,310
but I didn't vegetate.

261
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:13,750
- What?
- These are different times.

262
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:17,790
People today are bombarded
with so much information,

263
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:21,020
so much input
of every kind.

264
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:24,190
Consequently,
true adulthood

265
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,730
is delayed.

266
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,200
Sociologists say
that 26

267
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,860
is in fact
the new 21.

268
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:34,010
And the new 26
is what?

269
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:39,110
I'm 46, so that means
I'm what, 35?

270
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,950
My father isn't
an old man.

271
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:48,780
It's ridiculous to let himself
disintegrate like this.

272
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:55,060
How's it going
with patient Soprano?

273
00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:01,560
- What?
- I'm talking about my father, Elliot.

274
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,290
- I thought you were done.
- It happens too often.

275
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,570
I think that's
a non-sequitur accusation.

276
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:10,510
Why don't you just
admit he's a gangster?

277
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:13,340
He was gunned down,
and you're into it

278
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,880
on a tabloid level.

279
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:19,210
You devoted quite a chunk
of last visit to him.

280
00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:21,410
I'm responding to that.

281
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,990
Nothing's changed, okay?

282
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:28,090
He refuses to really engage
on this trauma the uncle caused.

283
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,060
And I think it's just
a matter of time

284
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:33,600
before he totally
decompensates.

285
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,670
Has he cried
or reported crying

286
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,770
at all about
this man Buster?

287
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,810
Junior, no.

288
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,910
Hmm.

289
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,710
This omerta concept

290
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:52,110
comes from
a pre-therapeutic culture.

291
00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:55,120
This isn't omerta.

292
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,760
It's something else.

293
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:20,470
Hey, man...
park it in the garage

294
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,580
on 14th Street,
not the other shithole.

295
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:25,150
Watch for potholes.

296
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,080
What's going on, man?

297
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,720
How's it going?
Good to see you.

298
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:36,060
His dad's
really a gangster?

299
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,720
Capo di tutti capi.

300
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:40,730
What's that mean?

301
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,890
- How old are you?
- 20.

302
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,900
- Shut up.
- 15.

303
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,200
- How old are you?
- 18.

304
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,180
When I take E,
my feet get cold.

305
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,180
That ever happen
to you?

306
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,780
I wear special socks.

307
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:59,420
Let's go uptown
to my crib and get more twisted,

308
00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,110
if that's possible.

309
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:04,720
- Oh, it's possible.
- I could give you a massage.

310
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,920
Yeah. Yeah, you could.

311
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:12,990
Oh, yeah, all right.

312
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,160
We all good?

313
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,270
Yeah, it's cool.

314
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:37,650
Mr. Soprano,
Zasu said to tell you

315
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,760
he's honored to
have you in the club.

316
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:44,360
And please,
regards to your dad.

317
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,790
Okay.

318
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,970
Oh, yeah, right.

319
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,140
What can I do
for you, Phil?

320
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,710
Vito.

321
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:04,250
Do we know
where he's at?

322
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,820
Well, that really
doesn't concern you.

323
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,540
How's John?

324
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:11,750
I don't know. Fine,
through his vale of tears.

325
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:16,560
But seriously, Vito, what's being
done about him?

326
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,890
Like I just said, it's none of your
fucking business

327
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:21,730
- 'cause he works for me, not you.
- He's married to my cousin.

328
00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:24,100
He dishonored me
personally.

329
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,260
What do you want me to do,
put out an APB on the guy

330
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,240
'cause he takes it
up the ass, huh?

331
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,400
It's a victimless crime.

332
00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:33,010
Marie is a victim.
Her children are victims.

333
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:35,150
They've done nothing.

334
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,180
And they're forced
to live with the shame

335
00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:40,750
and humiliation.
I gotta be frank,

336
00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:42,550
in your father's day,

337
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:45,190
we wouldn't be having
this conversation.

338
00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:48,420
A finook in his crew,
he knew how to handle that.

339
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,860
I sympathize with Marie

340
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,900
and the children, okay?

341
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:57,530
But don't you fucking tell me what
to do. You're only acting boss.

342
00:21:57,690 --> 00:22:01,000
I swallowed my pride
when your murdering fuck of a cousin

343
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,040
killed my brother.

344
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,800
Don't think I'm
gonna do it twice.

345
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:09,410
Phillip, let's not make a beef
where there isn't one.

346
00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:12,110
Fundamentally,
we are in agreement

347
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:15,380
on this issue,
but I'll handle it.

348
00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:23,630
You know, I saw you on TV
when your grandfather shot your dad.

349
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,530
And now we're
like friends.

350
00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:28,560
- That's so weird.
- Right.

351
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,200
So what's gonna happen
to him, your grandfather, I mean?

352
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,030
He's my great-uncle.

353
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,870
So isn't your dad
gonna do something?

354
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:37,740
You know, the "omerto"?

355
00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:41,340
We don't talk about that
with outsiders.

356
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,500
Cool, but I mean,

357
00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:46,150
he's not just gonna
let him get away with it, is he?

358
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,890
I'll probably
have to do something.

359
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,850
Really?

360
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,150
You're so intense.

361
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,050
You probably left it
in the car, Thad.

362
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,990
No, it was
on the bedside table.

363
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,000
- I was charging it.
- You're always losing something.

364
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,000
Last week it was
the sunglasses.

365
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,800
He left them on the counter
at the TCBY.

366
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,310
- What did you lose?
- Cell phone.

367
00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:13,950
I didn't lose it.
I was charging the damn thing.

368
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,580
Tell you what I do—
try to retrace my steps.

369
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:20,690
It was
on the bedside table.

370
00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:26,090
- Hello.
- Hey, it's me.

371
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,720
- Where are you? Who's Thad McCone?
- Some guy.

372
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,130
- Oh, my God, Vito.
- Not that.

373
00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:36,860
I'm just borrowing
his phone.

374
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:40,030
Listen, Marie,

375
00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:42,800
I'm sorry all this
had to happen.

376
00:23:43,930 --> 00:23:45,310
I never meant
to hurt you.

377
00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:47,840
Come back, Vito.
Just come back.

378
00:23:49,370 --> 00:23:51,370
It's a little more
complicated than that.

379
00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:53,540
Please, Phil said
it'll be all right.

380
00:23:53,710 --> 00:23:56,980
We could get you help.
We could get you psychiatric help.

381
00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:59,780
Phil? I trust him
least of all.

382
00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:03,220
How can you say that?
He's family.

383
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:06,330
- He loves you.
- Not anymore, believe me.

384
00:24:06,490 --> 00:24:08,360
But I've been
reading online,

385
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,400
there are these
church groups.

386
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,060
They could cure you
of this.

387
00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:13,730
- Marie—
- Well, what are you gonna do,

388
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,310
never come home?

389
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,770
I'm working on that.

390
00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:21,640
In the meantime,
you're gonna need some cash.

391
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,040
I need you, Vito.
I need my husband.

392
00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:28,210
Listen to me, in the den behind
the elliptical trainer,

393
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:31,550
the baseboard
comes off.

394
00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:34,450
There's 30K in there.

395
00:24:37,390 --> 00:24:40,060
You know, Marie,

396
00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:42,700
- you would like it here.
- Tell me where.

397
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,000
I'll bring the kids.
We'll relocate.

398
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,860
I gotta go.

399
00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:49,200
Don't you wanna talk
to Frannie or little V?

400
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:53,270
Yeah, okay.

401
00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:54,970
Put 'em on.

402
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:57,880
Vito, your father's
on the phone.

403
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,080
He wants to talk to you.

404
00:25:04,410 --> 00:25:05,820
Hi, Dad.

405
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:09,550
Hey there, champ,
you been good?

406
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,550
You been behaving?

407
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,660
Yeah, you know...

408
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:19,230
- Dad?
- I gotta go.

409
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,600
You take care
of your mother, okay?

410
00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:45,220
Mr. Soprano.

411
00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:47,330
- Hey.
- Hi.

412
00:25:47,490 --> 00:25:50,330
- Good news.
- How'd you know to find me here?

413
00:25:50,490 --> 00:25:51,900
I'm a real estate agent.

414
00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:54,700
Uh-oh.

415
00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:56,710
Can I buy you
a drink?

416
00:25:56,860 --> 00:26:00,280
Uh, sure.

417
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:02,440
Ginger ale with
lime juice, please.

418
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,640
Have a seat.

419
00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:10,220
Jamba Juice upped
their offer—

420
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:12,220
225 a square foot.

421
00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:14,920
I don't know.

422
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,860
How's this for an idea?

423
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:18,860
They let you
carry the note.

424
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,860
You won't get hammered
on the taxes.

425
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:22,870
Well,
that's an incentive,

426
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,130
but the truth is
I don't wanna sell.

427
00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:27,140
You're a businessman,
are you not?

428
00:26:27,290 --> 00:26:29,140
As a businessman,
I gotta tell you

429
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,610
that in 10 years' time
that property's gonna

430
00:26:31,770 --> 00:26:34,410
be worth twice as much
as they're offering.

431
00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:37,310
But, you know, it's not
just the money.

432
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,780
You drive around America today
and everything looks the fucking same—

433
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:44,050
Old Navy and Bed, Bath
and whatever.

434
00:26:44,210 --> 00:26:47,520
But the North Ward,
it's the North Ward.

435
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,420
Plus, I got business
interests there, so...

436
00:26:51,590 --> 00:26:54,070
Something like all immigrant groups
love to gamble.

437
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:59,160
Listen, why don't...

438
00:26:59,330 --> 00:27:01,100
me and you go get
some dinner?

439
00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:02,870
I have a boyfriend.

440
00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:04,770
I'm engaged.

441
00:27:04,930 --> 00:27:07,810
I have a wife.
I'm married.

442
00:27:07,970 --> 00:27:10,140
It's... you know,
we're talking business.

443
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:13,180
You just said you don't wanna sell.
What's there to discuss?

444
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,080
Truth is I'm
very attracted to you.

445
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:20,950
Maybe you read in the papers
that I got shot.

446
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,650
Well, Julianna,

447
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:28,630
that experience made
me appreciate life.

448
00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:30,600
It's short. It could
end at any time,

449
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,430
and if you've got
the chance to do something

450
00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:35,800
that might make you happy,

451
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:40,500
you should take it,

452
00:27:40,670 --> 00:27:44,050
you know, like when
you left Binghamton.

453
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,860
You're very persuasive.

454
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,860
And in the past,
I might have jumped.

455
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,790
Like I said,
I'm engaged.

456
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,990
And things
are going well.

457
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,430
I think for once
in my life,

458
00:28:05,590 --> 00:28:08,100
I will exercise
a little self-control.

459
00:28:13,670 --> 00:28:15,670
Thanks for the drink.

460
00:28:31,850 --> 00:28:34,700
Guy sent this over.

461
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:37,270
I saw that guy
in the field the other day.

462
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:39,300
When we were
practicing dummy drag,

463
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:41,700
he spent the whole time
in the bleachers staring.

464
00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:44,930
Yeah?
Vince, come here.

465
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,040
Join us.

466
00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:52,580
He's a very funny guy.
Great sense of humor.

467
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:54,340
- Thanks for this.
- Thanks.

468
00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:56,580
My pleasure.

469
00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:58,780
We were talking about
a call we had last month.

470
00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:02,120
- We were lucky the roof held.
- Did anyone hear that Yma Sumac scream

471
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,290
when the ceiling fan
came down? That was Ron.

472
00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:06,330
The goddamn thing
almost killed me.

473
00:29:06,490 --> 00:29:08,900
You would have
screamed too, you cunt.

474
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:12,300
Fucking nancies.
Don't argue now.

475
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:16,270
You know, guys, we've got to get serious
about the state muster next month.

476
00:29:16,430 --> 00:29:19,240
Last year Hinsdale
whipped our butt in that ladder carry.

477
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,470
- What's that, a Deuce?
- Fat Boy.

478
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,480
Chromed out the forks.

479
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,020
- Nice.
- You ride?

480
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:32,750
I always wanted a Panhead.
Never happened.

481
00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:34,920
You should get a bike.

482
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,930
Out here when the leaves
are changing,

483
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,120
blasting down
the Daniel Webster Highway,

484
00:29:39,290 --> 00:29:42,930
- there's nothing else like it.
- Yeah.

485
00:29:43,090 --> 00:29:44,760
I bet.

486
00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:50,340
You know,
I'm glad you decided

487
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,770
to write your book
in our little town.

488
00:29:58,710 --> 00:30:01,280
What the fuck you doing?
What are you, some kind of fag?

489
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:03,680
- Guess I made a mistake.
- You sure as fuck did.

490
00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:06,950
Listen, closet queen, you can't handle
it— don't sent out the signals.

491
00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:27,840
Dirty fighter, huh?

492
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,780
Asshole.

493
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:47,190
See that?
You didn't even notice.

494
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,870
What?

495
00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:53,870
That salami—

496
00:30:54,030 --> 00:30:55,870
40% less fat
and sodium.

497
00:30:56,030 --> 00:30:57,980
You know...

498
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,900
you're always
looking out for me.

499
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:06,020
- I'm very lucky to have you.
- Mmm.

500
00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:09,950
And don't you
forget it.

501
00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:15,420
Hey, Prince Albert,
you know what time it is?

502
00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:17,530
Huh?

503
00:31:20,390 --> 00:31:21,830
These late nights
are getting to be

504
00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:24,940
a real habit with you, AJ.
Don't you have to work today?

505
00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:27,440
Look, I gotta
talk to you guys.

506
00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:30,510
I need new clothes.
Everything I have is so old.

507
00:31:31,230 --> 00:31:33,870
You got money.
You sold your drums.

508
00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:36,340
And I need that money
for living expenses.

509
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,350
What do you think
clothes are?

510
00:31:38,510 --> 00:31:41,110
No, I mean nice clothes,
not socks and underwear.

511
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,880
Oh, so you can go out
to the clubs with...

512
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,350
Fernando.
That kid is a creep.

513
00:31:46,510 --> 00:31:48,960
Hernan. And he's not a creep.
He's my friend.

514
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,260
And I don't talk about
your friends that way.

515
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:53,300
When they were in school,
Hernan's mother and I

516
00:31:53,450 --> 00:31:55,060
were on the faculty
lunch committee.

517
00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:57,500
- Hernan has a reading disability.
- Fuck that.

518
00:31:57,660 --> 00:31:59,430
And we're not giving you
any more money.

519
00:31:59,590 --> 00:32:02,370
Frankly, AJ,
I am a little concerned—

520
00:32:02,530 --> 00:32:04,370
the clubs, sleeping late,

521
00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:06,480
your lack of interest
in anything productive.

522
00:32:06,630 --> 00:32:08,480
Hey, I'm interested
in productive stuff,

523
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,480
just not stuff
you care about.

524
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,170
- I could run one of those clubs.
- What?

525
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:15,620
Look, I'm not just partying there.
I'm learning.

526
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,380
I see what works,
what doesn't.

527
00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:19,150
I could have a great club,

528
00:32:19,310 --> 00:32:20,990
and really successful.

529
00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:23,060
If you guys care so much
about my future,

530
00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:24,590
then why don't you
stake me?

531
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:26,860
In a club?
Get the hell out of here.

532
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:29,430
You pick up the garbage
in a lot of clubs in New York.

533
00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:32,130
You know people. You could help me.
It's not like you can't

534
00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:34,600
afford to set me up.
You have all the money in the world.

535
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,070
This is ridiculous.
Manage a club, AJ?

536
00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:39,270
You've never even been
a busboy.

537
00:32:39,430 --> 00:32:41,280
If you wanna get back
into event planning,

538
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,970
you should think about the Culinary
Institute in Poughkeepsie.

539
00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:46,880
Culinary Institute? Why do you keep
talking about event planning?

540
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,520
I don't even know
what that is.

541
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,680
If you're serious,
I'll tell you what I'll do.

542
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,290
I'll get you a job at Beansie's

543
00:32:52,450 --> 00:32:54,260
and you can learn the business
from the ground up.

544
00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,990
That's a fucking pizza parlor,
not a club.

545
00:32:56,150 --> 00:32:57,630
It's the service
industry!

546
00:32:57,790 --> 00:32:59,460
Why are we even
having this discussion?

547
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:01,530
You're going back to college
next semester.

548
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,530
See? This is
just what I mean.

549
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:06,000
You guys never give me any support
in anything I wanna do.

550
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,000
- AJ!
- Oh!

551
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,340
God damn him.

552
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,200
This is fucking
demoralizing.

553
00:33:18,810 --> 00:33:21,950
Maybe we should get him a club,
give him some responsibility.

554
00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:23,850
Maybe he'll rise
to the occasion.

555
00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:27,120
Are you insane?
He's not even legal drinking age.

556
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,230
Well, yeah yeah.

557
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:36,290
It's like a... bad smell
in the house.

558
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,630
It's always
hanging there.

559
00:33:39,790 --> 00:33:42,930
More than that,
it's no good for me and Carmela.

560
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,240
'Cause arguing with AJ is no kind
of aphrodisiac, I'll tell you that.

561
00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:54,980
Just when I was
beginning to feel

562
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:58,180
physically good again,
like my old self.

563
00:33:58,350 --> 00:34:01,450
- Good. I see.
- But honestly, no one could blame a man

564
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:04,760
for seeking an extracurricular outlet
in a situation like this.

565
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,700
Don't give me that look.

566
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:11,890
You're always telling me
that I'm projecting.

567
00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:13,560
You're projecting.

568
00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:17,400
So you're not seeking
an extracurricular outlet?

569
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,310
No. I was just
being theoretical.

570
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,510
What Carmela did for me
when I was hurt,

571
00:34:24,670 --> 00:34:27,280
the way
she took care of me,

572
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,510
nursed me back to health—
you think I wanna fucking betray that?

573
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,820
Is it possible
on some level

574
00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:35,390
you blame her
for AJ's problems?

575
00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:37,930
Look, I don't know.

576
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:41,820
No. Carmela's
a good mother.

577
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,290
She did her best.

578
00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:50,870
Look, could you
just give me

579
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:52,870
some practical advice

580
00:34:53,030 --> 00:34:54,880
for once?

581
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,610
Tell me what the fuck to do
about my son?

582
00:34:57,770 --> 00:34:59,610
Well...

583
00:34:59,770 --> 00:35:01,550
I think it's
entirely appropriate

584
00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:03,620
for you and Carmela
to tell AJ.

585
00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:06,450
you have certain
expectations of him,

586
00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:10,920
particularly since he's
living in your home.

587
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,960
The most
important thing is

588
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,400
that you and Carmela
are in agreement

589
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,400
on the issues,

590
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,400
that you don't
undercut each other

591
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,040
or act at cross-purposes.

592
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,870
Here.
So you can buy a suit

593
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,380
to look nice for job
or college interviews.

594
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:34,540
This is not for fun.
This is not to be used

595
00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:37,090
for any kind
of personal entertainment.

596
00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:40,820
Thanks.

597
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:31,680
Hi.

598
00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:34,810
Hey, Mr. Soprano.
What's going on?

599
00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:36,970
Welcome back.

600
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:40,480
Hey, what's up?
Meet my friends.

601
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,250
This is Farhad and...

602
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:46,050
- Daryl. What's up?
- ... Daryl; AJ Soprano.

603
00:36:46,210 --> 00:36:48,920
You know
Tommy Filippo?

604
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,690
- Providence?
- No, I don't think so.

605
00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:52,230
Good friend of mine.
He's connected.

606
00:36:52,390 --> 00:36:54,830
Farhad and Daryl
are starting a line of sports drinks.

607
00:36:54,990 --> 00:36:56,360
- Cool.
- Big thing now.

608
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,230
Not just carbs— protein.

609
00:36:58,390 --> 00:37:00,170
When you exercise,
you drink four-to-one

610
00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:02,330
carbohydrate-to-protein
solution—

611
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,640
decrease muscle damage,
increase endurance.

612
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,400
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- They're looking for investors.

613
00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:10,240
- Maybe we can get you a prospectus, eh?
- Absolutely.

614
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,110
For your dad.
You can ask him to look at it.

615
00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:17,510
Do you ever go to Lotus?
Good crowd on Wednesdays.

616
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,520
- I was there twice.
- I was there last week— unbelievable.

617
00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:27,300
Hey, wake me up
tomorrow, okay? 10:00?

618
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,630
We were just up
in Bradford.

619
00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:35,540
There's a beautiful
long-truss bridge there.

620
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:36,970
Mmm. Right.

621
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:39,200
If you're interested
in covered bridges,

622
00:37:39,370 --> 00:37:41,040
you need to get over
to Swanzey.

623
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,270
They have four marvelous
bridges there,

624
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,280
including a queen post.

625
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,440
Honey, we could
go tomorrow.

626
00:37:48,610 --> 00:37:50,820
You know where else
you should go is Shaker Village.

627
00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:53,650
You can't beat those
Shaker brooms.

628
00:37:53,810 --> 00:37:55,850
Oh, I love old brooms!

629
00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:05,800
AJ!

630
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,270
I woke you up two hours ago
like you asked me.

631
00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:10,370
Now get up.

632
00:38:13,930 --> 00:38:15,970
- Ouch.
- Carl, are you all right?

633
00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:23,520
It is 4:00
in the afternoon.

634
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,180
You are not even dressed!

635
00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:27,690
I got the impression
you had something important to do.

636
00:38:51,810 --> 00:38:54,720
- There you go, Corrado.
- How come I don't get no mail?

637
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,720
Maybe you need
to write some letters,

638
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,050
start a correspondence.

639
00:39:00,050 --> 00:39:02,250
Lying cocksucker!

640
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:04,660
They throw my mail out.

641
00:39:08,790 --> 00:39:11,860
Your uncle is having dinner,
but you can see him now.

642
00:39:12,030 --> 00:39:13,970
Warren will take you in.

643
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,980
This way.

644
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,550
Wait for me, please.

645
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,520
He's over here.

646
00:39:48,090 --> 00:39:49,970
- Corrado, you have a visitor.
- What?

647
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,610
Anthony!
My nephew.

648
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,950
Take me home.
I wanna go home.

649
00:39:59,870 --> 00:40:01,550
Knife!

650
00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:03,520
That's not my knife.

651
00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:06,450
Hey! Hey hey hey!

652
00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:09,220
- Let go of me! Let go of me!
- Take it easy.

653
00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:11,590
- He shot my dad!
- Relax.

654
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,700
- He shot my dad!
- Relax. Take it easy.

655
00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:25,770
Uh, Anthony Soprano.

656
00:40:25,930 --> 00:40:28,240
Yeah. I just talked
to Assemblyman Zellman.

657
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,350
Get him out of here.

658
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,360
My stomach hurts.

659
00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:01,440
You stupid fucking moron. You realize
what could have happened to you

660
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,740
if we didn't have
connections?

661
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,880
Some cop goes by the book
and they charge you

662
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,450
with attempted murder!
You hear me?

663
00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:10,920
Attempted murder!
Then what? Then what?

664
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,460
He shot you! You were just gonna let him
fucking get away with it?

665
00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:17,030
I told you that's
my business, not yours!

666
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:19,420
And what did you do?
Nothing!

667
00:41:19,590 --> 00:41:21,190
Zero!
A big fucking jerk-off!

668
00:41:21,350 --> 00:41:24,300
- Fuck you!
- I oughta break your fucking neck!

669
00:41:30,430 --> 00:41:33,970
Stop cryin'.
Stop cryin'!

670
00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:44,150
I guess your heart was
in the right place, AJ.

671
00:41:45,610 --> 00:41:48,790
But it's wrong.
Come on.

672
00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:52,620
- What?
- It's not in your nature.

673
00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:55,990
You don't know me.
And you don't know anything about me.

674
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,470
You're a nice guy and that's a good
thing, for Christ's sakes.

675
00:41:59,630 --> 00:42:02,970
- Bullshit!
- I mean it.

676
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,510
You're a good guy.
I'm very grateful.

677
00:42:06,670 --> 00:42:08,510
Well, you're a fucking
hypocrite,

678
00:42:08,670 --> 00:42:10,700
because every time
we watch "Godfather"

679
00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:13,680
when Michael Corleone
shoots those guys at the restaurant,

680
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,680
those assholes
who tried to kill his dad,

681
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,150
you sit there with your fucking
bowl of ice cream

682
00:42:18,310 --> 00:42:20,760
and you say it's your
favorite scene of all time!

683
00:42:23,950 --> 00:42:26,590
Jesus Christ, AJ...

684
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,060
you make me wanna cry.

685
00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:36,130
It's a movie.

686
00:42:39,470 --> 00:42:42,040
You gotta grow up.

687
00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,510
You're not a kid anymore.

688
00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:47,580
Did you hear me?
You gotta grow up.

689
00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:57,660
Get in the car.

690
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:18,080
First of all, your mother does not
find out about this.

691
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:39,960
Yes?

692
00:43:40,130 --> 00:43:42,830
I know you don't wanna sell,
but I thought you should know—

693
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,030
Jamba Juice upped their offer
to 275 a square foot.

694
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,940
$494, 000.

695
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:49,940
You're kiddin' me.

696
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,610
Plus they'll let you
carry the note at 7. 5%.

697
00:43:53,870 --> 00:43:55,080
Any interest?

698
00:44:06,350 --> 00:44:08,260
- Sold.
- Excellent.

699
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:11,030
Why don't you come by my office
tonight and sign the papers?

700
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:13,100
Look, uh...

701
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,930
how about
your apartment instead?

702
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:19,630
Good idea.
Want me to give you the address?

703
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,210
I remember.
The glove factory.

704
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:24,810
See you around 9:00?

705
00:44:24,970 --> 00:44:27,580
Yeah. Okay.
I'll see you then.

706
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,060
Can I get an order
of johnnycakes?

707
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:47,800
- Short stack or tall?
- Tall.

708
00:45:03,610 --> 00:45:05,450
Coffee?

709
00:45:11,450 --> 00:45:13,590
Sometimes you tell
a lie so long...

710
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,430
you don't know
when to stop.

711
00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:23,160
You don't know
when it's safe.

712
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,600
I hear you.

713
00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:39,860
You looking for your
French blue?

714
00:45:40,010 --> 00:45:41,860
- Here, I just ironed it.
- Oh.

715
00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:43,960
Thanks.

716
00:45:46,890 --> 00:45:48,990
Ooh, the Canali.
Very nice.

717
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,000
Where are you going?

718
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,900
I've got a... real estate thing.
Ahem—

719
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,640
My handsome man.

720
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,760
I can't get used
to this torque.

721
00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:27,930
What?

722
00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:52,390
So my landlord,
this fucking Armenian asshole,

723
00:46:52,550 --> 00:46:55,560
won't give me my deposit back.
Seven grand!

724
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,960
My dad's, like,
super pissed!

725
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,400
Anyway, I was thinking
maybe you could talk to your dad

726
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,870
who could send someone
to lean on this prick a little

727
00:47:03,030 --> 00:47:05,340
and get him to give me
my money back.

728
00:47:07,230 --> 00:47:09,240
Soprano's the man!

729
00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:31,800
Hey, are you okay?

730
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,230
You want some...?

731
00:47:34,390 --> 00:47:36,340
No.

732
00:47:38,970 --> 00:47:40,880
Hi.

733
00:47:41,030 --> 00:47:43,340
Champagne?

734
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:46,810
- We're celebrating, aren't we?
- I guess.

735
00:47:48,270 --> 00:47:51,650
In the trade, this is called
"the Ben Franklin close"--

736
00:47:51,810 --> 00:47:54,880
placing the pen
on the line you want someone to sign.

737
00:47:55,050 --> 00:47:57,120
Theoretically, it makes it
harder for them

738
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,230
to have second thoughts.

739
00:48:00,490 --> 00:48:03,190
I'll have to show you
my collection sometime—

740
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,170
"the Franklin Mint."

741
00:48:06,330 --> 00:48:08,330
- You're not serious.
- What do you mean?

742
00:48:08,490 --> 00:48:10,340
Okay, the contract.

743
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,340
Ahem—

744
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:15,310
Sign here...

745
00:48:15,470 --> 00:48:17,780
and here...

746
00:48:19,510 --> 00:48:21,510
here...

747
00:48:23,010 --> 00:48:25,010
and here...

748
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:28,850
and here...

749
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:34,360
and deed of trust here...

750
00:48:36,460 --> 00:48:38,940
disclosures here.

751
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,640
Initial it here.

752
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:47,370
Okay, title ID there.

753
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,910
Okay, phase one,

754
00:48:53,070 --> 00:48:55,580
sign here...

755
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,480
and there...

756
00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:03,520
and here.

757
00:49:05,850 --> 00:49:07,060
And...

758
00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:09,830
that's it.

759
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,200
Stop.

760
00:49:53,370 --> 00:49:56,010
- What?
- Just stop.

761
00:49:56,170 --> 00:49:57,770
Okay.

762
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,960
- Am I done?
- "Done"?

763
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,960
Yes, signing.
Am I done?

764
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,830
Uh, yeah.

765
00:50:14,990 --> 00:50:16,930
I gotta go.

766
00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:49,930
Shit.

767
00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:53,560
Hey. Hey, man,
are you all right?

768
00:50:53,730 --> 00:50:57,700
I'm a doctor.
Do you want me to call an ambulance?

769
00:50:57,860 --> 00:51:01,170
My heart,
it's beating so fast.

770
00:51:01,330 --> 00:51:03,810
Did you take anything—
cocaine, amphetamines?

771
00:51:03,970 --> 00:51:05,140
No.

772
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,750
Has anything like this
ever happened to you before?

773
00:51:08,910 --> 00:51:11,410
Do you have a history
of panic attacks?

774
00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:23,990
God damn it!

775
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,800
Tony?

776
00:51:28,290 --> 00:51:29,930
Hi. How did it go?

777
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:32,170
What's it take to get some
fucking smoked turkey in this house?

778
00:51:32,330 --> 00:51:34,610
- What?
- I bust my ass all day long,

779
00:51:34,770 --> 00:51:36,910
when I come home
I want a little smoked turkey.

780
00:51:37,070 --> 00:51:38,840
Is that too fucking much
to ask?

781
00:51:39,010 --> 00:51:41,540
What the fuck
is your problem?

782
00:51:41,710 --> 00:51:44,550
Everything but fucking
turkey in here!

783
00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:47,920
Did you hear?

784
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,750
A goddamn juice place
moving in here.

785
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,420
What Jews?

786
00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:54,220
Juice.
Jamba Juice.

787
00:51:54,390 --> 00:51:56,490
You boss went
and sold the building.

788
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,070
He sold the building?
I got a kid in college!

789
00:51:59,230 --> 00:52:01,830
Where are
my fucking eggs?

790
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,680
What the fuck is happening
to this neighborhood?

