1 00:02:40,178 --> 00:02:42,848 Motherfucker! 2 00:02:54,519 --> 00:02:57,859 - I just got rid of the last. - Thank fuckin' Christ. 3 00:02:57,899 --> 00:02:59,189 I drove up to Connecticut. 4 00:02:59,239 --> 00:03:01,819 Good. The rump roast went in down the shore. 5 00:03:01,859 --> 00:03:04,239 So the barbecue over in Sheepshead Bay... that still a go? 6 00:03:04,279 --> 00:03:07,239 You know I'm not really sure where the big guy left that. 7 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:31,140 This way, sweetheart. There's something I need to get straight between us. 8 00:03:32,561 --> 00:03:35,521 Seriously, you look beautiful tonight. 9 00:04:00,712 --> 00:04:03,842 - Yeah. - It's done. Listen. 10 00:04:06,262 --> 00:04:08,762 Gee, sounds like a real weenie roast. 11 00:04:08,812 --> 00:04:11,102 Your friend the Shah was walkin' in. 12 00:04:11,143 --> 00:04:14,273 Him and some schifosa got blown back on their keisters. 13 00:04:17,113 --> 00:04:20,443 and last, transfer of the deed to Jamba Juice. 14 00:04:23,653 --> 00:04:26,323 - Thank you. - Thanks. 15 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,123 I'll meet you out front. 16 00:04:35,044 --> 00:04:37,044 Listen, I just wanted to apologise. 17 00:04:37,084 --> 00:04:42,214 That night... it's just I make it a policy not to mix business... 18 00:04:42,264 --> 00:04:44,554 No apology necessary, seriously. 19 00:04:44,594 --> 00:04:50,814 Good, cos I haven't been able to forget about you and it ain't like I haven't been tryin'. 20 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:55,355 So, you free for dinner? Maybe? 21 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,405 Thanks, but I think I'll pass. 22 00:04:57,445 --> 00:04:59,485 Congratulations on the sale, though. 23 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,955 Morning Sunshine, Benjamin Moore. 24 00:05:07,995 --> 00:05:11,085 And we can do the borders with the Disney characters. 25 00:05:12,586 --> 00:05:15,006 Makes me nervous, this stuff. 26 00:05:15,046 --> 00:05:17,756 We should wait to decorate till the baby's born. 27 00:05:17,796 --> 00:05:20,676 Again with the superstitions? 28 00:05:20,716 --> 00:05:23,886 Remember the penguin movie, how you cried? 29 00:05:23,926 --> 00:05:30,146 You sit on an egg for months, one little thing goes wrong, you're left with nothing. 30 00:05:30,187 --> 00:05:32,977 Honey, I'm not Adriana. 31 00:05:33,027 --> 00:05:36,317 I'm healthy. Our baby's healthy. 32 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:38,817 Stop worrying and enjoy this time, OK? 33 00:05:38,857 --> 00:05:42,117 I am. Let's just stop countin' the chickens. 34 00:06:01,348 --> 00:06:03,848 Workin' man get off OK? 35 00:06:03,888 --> 00:06:05,558 He was gone by the time I got up. 36 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:08,728 Used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up. 37 00:06:13,149 --> 00:06:15,529 What's the matter? 38 00:06:16,489 --> 00:06:22,239 - Liz La Cerva tried to commit suicide. Pills. - What'd she do that for? 39 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:24,789 She got a letter for Ade from the Salvation Army. 40 00:06:24,829 --> 00:06:27,909 - Ade's homeless? - She made a donation every year 41 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:29,999 to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving. 42 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,550 She thinks her daughter is dead. 43 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,840 I told you I had another dream about Ade in Paris. 44 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:45,140 A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her. 45 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,060 I know, Carm. PepƩ Le Pew... 46 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,390 Doesn't change the fact Adriana is missing. 47 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,940 Or the fact her mother's a bitter lush who can't accept reality. 48 00:06:52,981 --> 00:06:54,021 What reality? 49 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:57,151 That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away. 50 00:06:57,191 --> 00:06:58,991 That's what you say to me two weeks 51 00:06:59,031 --> 00:07:01,701 after our own daughter moves away to California. 52 00:07:01,741 --> 00:07:05,491 Come on, will you stop? It's a different situation entirely. 53 00:07:05,531 --> 00:07:10,121 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just... it's just everything all at once. 54 00:07:10,162 --> 00:07:11,962 What everything? 55 00:07:12,002 --> 00:07:15,672 The holidays are coming and my spec house has gone to shit. 56 00:07:15,712 --> 00:07:19,672 Well, AJ's got a job. He's doing better. 57 00:07:19,722 --> 00:07:21,472 You raised two gorgeous kids. 58 00:07:21,512 --> 00:07:25,852 You got a husband that loves you. You made us a beautiful home. 59 00:07:26,392 --> 00:07:29,352 Doesn't that count for something? 60 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:33,563 Come on. 61 00:07:37,443 --> 00:07:40,613 Not exactly a Thanksgiving Day classic here, Ed... 62 00:07:41,903 --> 00:07:43,863 What the fuck? Come on, cut it out. 63 00:07:43,913 --> 00:07:46,623 He's already talkin' like a construction worker. 64 00:07:46,663 --> 00:07:50,043 Yeah, funny. See how you like working out in the cold. 65 00:07:51,294 --> 00:07:53,924 Go check on the bird. 66 00:07:53,964 --> 00:07:56,424 Bring back some onion dip too. 67 00:08:04,594 --> 00:08:07,684 So how's your bird these days? 68 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:12,944 - What the fuck are you talkin' about? - Come on, clandestine phone calls... 69 00:08:12,985 --> 00:08:14,855 I know you got a new goomah. 70 00:08:14,905 --> 00:08:17,735 - What can I say... - With a pregnant wife at home. 71 00:08:17,775 --> 00:08:22,075 - Your timing is fuckin' priceless. - Playground's closed. A man has his needs. 72 00:08:22,115 --> 00:08:24,075 When Carmela had her spec house, 73 00:08:24,115 --> 00:08:28,705 I can't tell you how often I had to fend for myself while she looked at bathroom fixtures. 74 00:08:28,745 --> 00:08:31,335 So this new one, why don't you bring her around? 75 00:08:31,376 --> 00:08:34,626 Honestly, I would but... 76 00:08:34,676 --> 00:08:37,046 between us, she's black. 77 00:08:37,086 --> 00:08:39,216 You're bangin' a shine? 78 00:08:39,256 --> 00:08:43,806 She's hot, too. Classy. Not that it would matter to Paulie. 79 00:08:43,846 --> 00:08:49,766 - I'd still have to listen to all his racial bullshit. - Yeah. She would feel it too. 80 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,487 Hey, Uncle Paulie. 81 00:09:08,077 --> 00:09:10,377 The fuck you doin'? 82 00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:19,338 There's my girl. Come here. Gimme that cheek. 83 00:09:20,968 --> 00:09:23,308 I got your cheque. 84 00:09:23,348 --> 00:09:25,598 She a doll or what? Blanca. 85 00:09:27,348 --> 00:09:29,438 Hi. I'm Anthony. 86 00:09:29,478 --> 00:09:32,268 Yeah. I just did your paperwork. 87 00:09:33,229 --> 00:09:36,069 - You live in Jersey? - Hello. 88 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,819 My urologist. I gotta take this. 89 00:09:37,859 --> 00:09:39,359 Soprano! 90 00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:19,411 I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute. 91 00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:21,321 You started it. 92 00:10:27,411 --> 00:10:31,331 Seriously, I'm sorry it's such a pigsty. 93 00:10:33,292 --> 00:10:36,302 I just work a lot and I'm a pig. 94 00:10:37,672 --> 00:10:39,172 Gonna get a tree in here? 95 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:43,302 I come from Hanukkah people, but it doesn't do a lot for me. 96 00:10:44,182 --> 00:10:46,642 So Christmas Eve's just another day to you? 97 00:10:46,682 --> 00:10:49,392 We usually go to some incredibly shitty movie. 98 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:52,602 There's nothin' else. Makes me worried about my project. 99 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:56,443 - You ruined my dress. - Save it. 100 00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:58,693 Like Monica Lewinsky. 101 00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:01,823 Show your friends how hard you made me come. 102 00:11:09,463 --> 00:11:14,043 - What are we doing here? - I don't know. 103 00:11:14,084 --> 00:11:17,764 Can't stop thinkin' about fucking you all the time. 104 00:11:23,554 --> 00:11:27,814 How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy? 105 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,434 Can we not talk about it? 106 00:11:29,484 --> 00:11:32,394 I rushed in with her. I thought I wanted it. 107 00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:34,735 You do. 108 00:11:34,775 --> 00:11:37,275 And you're not giving it a chance. 109 00:11:37,325 --> 00:11:41,615 You'll see, eventually you'll want kids. It'll be good. 110 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:44,625 I don't want a family with her. 111 00:11:44,665 --> 00:11:46,955 She's got no idea who I am. 112 00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:51,165 She "doesn't understand you"? 113 00:12:03,436 --> 00:12:06,396 Phil asked me for this meeting after the fire in his wire room. 114 00:12:06,436 --> 00:12:09,646 Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. 115 00:12:09,686 --> 00:12:12,066 - I agreed. - Fair enough. 116 00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:17,067 Now I won't call it a sit-down because of the inclement negative implications. 117 00:12:17,117 --> 00:12:20,577 Let's think of it as a meeting of minds. 118 00:12:20,617 --> 00:12:24,747 Now for whatever reason, certain incidents have expired lately 119 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:30,627 that, as well as being dangerous, may have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines. 120 00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:34,798 I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to. 121 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:39,848 - You're talkin' about one of my captains. - Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right? 122 00:12:39,888 --> 00:12:41,888 - Phil, please. - Please, my ass. 123 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,848 The man was a fuckin' disgrace. 124 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:47,018 Well, before he came out of the closet, he worked for me. 125 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,188 And he put a lot of money in my pocket. And yours, too. 126 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:53,489 Talk about earners? How about Fat Dom Gamiello? 127 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:56,779 - What about him? - He's MIA. 128 00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:00,529 - People are concerned for his wellbeing. - What would I know about it? 129 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,749 As coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey. 130 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:06,459 So was the Hindenburg. You wanna look into that? 131 00:13:06,499 --> 00:13:08,289 Tony, please. Phil. 132 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,629 We're getting off point. 133 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:13,420 I grew up in this, guys. 134 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,880 And I just lost my friend Rusty, 135 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,470 and for reasons I will discern in time, believe me. 136 00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:22,890 If there's one thing my father taught me it's this... 137 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:26,440 a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. 138 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:31,020 My business, all of our businesses... 139 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,281 this infighting's costing money. 140 00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:35,361 I'm willing to move forward, 141 00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:38,911 let the past be bygones. 142 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:42,741 - Fine with me. - A wise decision on both your parts. 143 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:46,621 Now what I'd love to see is a truce. Wipe the slate clean. 144 00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:50,791 The no-shows, the wire room, Vito... put it all behind us. 145 00:13:51,592 --> 00:13:52,802 Yeah. 146 00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:56,092 Your brother Billy, whatever happened... 147 00:13:56,132 --> 00:13:58,092 - All right. - "Whatever happened"? 148 00:13:58,132 --> 00:14:00,012 - The shooting. - "Whatever happened"? 149 00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:02,972 - God rest his soul. - I'll tell you what fuckin' happened. 150 00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:06,272 - This shit's cousin put six bullets in the kid... - Calm down. 151 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,562 without any provocation whatsoever! 152 00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:10,692 - My cousin's dead. - Fuck you! 153 00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:15,733 - We were making headway. I didn't mean... - Fuck what you meant, cocksucker! 154 00:14:15,783 --> 00:14:17,863 Come on. 155 00:14:22,203 --> 00:14:24,243 Jesus Christ, Carmine. What the fuck? 156 00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:27,253 Why would you possibly bring that up? 157 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:34,554 He's holdin' the board, looking the other way. So the nail gun goes off, bam! 158 00:14:34,594 --> 00:14:37,344 - Right through the dude's cheek. - Fuck. 159 00:15:13,466 --> 00:15:15,006 - Passaic. - What? 160 00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:17,676 Where I live. You asked me. 161 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,556 Right. 162 00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:23,936 Why you ask me that? You gonna come over, take me on a date? 163 00:15:24,646 --> 00:15:26,146 Yeah, absolutely. 164 00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:30,686 I got a son, Hector. He's three. 165 00:15:30,737 --> 00:15:33,107 That's cool. 166 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:45,747 You're gonna call me, right? 167 00:15:48,377 --> 00:15:50,167 There's only six numbers. 168 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,168 I left the last one off. 169 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,428 You wanna find me, you're gonna have to work for it. 170 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,518 You have an emergency call on two. 171 00:16:04,558 --> 00:16:07,438 My God. Pop? 172 00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:09,608 Guess who. 173 00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:11,988 - Not funny. - Had to get your attention. 174 00:16:12,029 --> 00:16:14,659 You had it. Now you're wasting my time. I have to go. 175 00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:18,079 Hold on. You got a warehouse listed on Panama 176 00:16:18,119 --> 00:16:20,579 that used to be a uniform supply. 177 00:16:20,619 --> 00:16:23,959 - What's the asking? - Three and a quarter. Can I go now? 178 00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:26,249 I was driving by. I thought it had potential. 179 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,169 But it's really 9,400 square feet 180 00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:32,669 of leaky tar paper roofs and clotted galvanized plumbing and no foot traffic. 181 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,680 Ease up on the hard sell there. 182 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,970 I'm thinking, you get the seller to knock something meaningful off the asking, 183 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,140 I fix it, you flip it. 184 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,310 Whatever happened, we made some money together, right? 185 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,150 - You serious about this? - You never do shit like that? 186 00:16:52,651 --> 00:16:54,281 I'll get back to you. 187 00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:04,501 I was up for anything. 188 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,211 He signed the escrow papers 189 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,711 and I'm not sure what happened 190 00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:11,671 but he left. 191 00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:14,592 It was so fucking humiliating. 192 00:17:16,012 --> 00:17:19,722 And I was so worked up. I just needed to smooth it out. 193 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:22,102 So there's the Cristal. 194 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:27,732 I mean it could've been worse, given my history. 195 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:30,062 It could've been junk. 196 00:17:30,113 --> 00:17:32,733 Julie, right? 197 00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:35,693 - Julianna. - Christopher. 198 00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:37,823 I liked your share in there, seriously. 199 00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:40,913 I'm glad... or sorry, I guess. 200 00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:43,703 Got a similar situation with my job. 201 00:17:43,743 --> 00:17:46,083 I really get that rush when it's working. 202 00:17:46,123 --> 00:17:48,963 I don't think I've ever heard you share in there. 203 00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:52,803 - Not a judgment, by the way. - You learn as much from others. 204 00:17:52,844 --> 00:17:54,924 I split my time at NA too. 205 00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:56,764 Junk's another thing... 206 00:17:56,804 --> 00:17:58,884 Tell me about it. 207 00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:04,104 - You look familiar. - Pork store there, Satriale's. 208 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:07,894 Right. 209 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,195 Cool. So I guess I'll see you. 210 00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:15,695 Or maybe next week, here. 211 00:18:15,735 --> 00:18:18,205 Wait. You wanna go for coffee? 212 00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:22,375 Well, OK. 213 00:18:23,165 --> 00:18:26,165 Wanna follow me to that dive on Sip and JFK? 214 00:18:49,776 --> 00:18:55,326 For some people, depression is a form of forced introversion. 215 00:18:55,987 --> 00:18:58,697 And in Lincoln's case, it was extremely painful. 216 00:18:58,747 --> 00:19:01,617 But it's out of that forced introversion 217 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,957 - that comes the Lincoln... - Where you been? 218 00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:08,207 Linda Merola's. I left you a message. The annual Christmas toy drive. 219 00:19:08,257 --> 00:19:11,547 - How was it? - It was nice. We gave an Xbox. 220 00:19:12,588 --> 00:19:18,518 So, Stan Klimik was there. Ruth's husband? He works for Kroll. 221 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,978 - The private eyes? - He does their computers. 222 00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:25,898 I was telling him about Ade and he said we should hire professionals 223 00:19:25,938 --> 00:19:28,528 - to track her down. - Carm... 224 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:32,028 It's not as expensive as you might think. He gave me his card. 225 00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:35,199 Look, it's not about the money. 226 00:19:35,239 --> 00:19:38,619 Did you think maybe it's an intrusion into Ade's personal life? 227 00:19:38,659 --> 00:19:40,749 But what if she's in trouble, Tony? 228 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:49,879 Stan said they had this case once, this guy ran out on his child support. 229 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:53,629 He was a hiking enthusiast, missing 12 years 230 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:58,510 and they tracked him down to a watering station in the Mojave Desert. 231 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,190 Carmela's spec house? I need you to lean on that building inspector. 232 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:12,030 - Leave it alone, you said. - Do it, for all our sakes. 233 00:20:12,071 --> 00:20:14,151 My wife needs a career. 234 00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:17,701 Tony, season's greetings. 235 00:20:17,741 --> 00:20:19,991 Good holidays to your family... 236 00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:22,121 Yeah, you too. 237 00:20:27,631 --> 00:20:29,461 Well, it's bigger than I thought. 238 00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:33,341 I had a developer who said he could do apartments, some light retail, 239 00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:36,432 but we snagged on some zoning issues. 240 00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:38,892 Let me worry about that. 241 00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:43,732 So who's this fiancƩ you were telling me about? 242 00:20:43,772 --> 00:20:47,652 Jesus, what the fuck do you want here? 243 00:20:49,822 --> 00:20:52,822 - Just move on... - I was confused, OK? 244 00:20:52,863 --> 00:20:54,823 - I'm not now. - What a coincidence, 245 00:20:54,863 --> 00:20:57,413 cos that's exactly how I feel. 246 00:20:57,453 --> 00:21:00,873 Take all the time you need. Just stick it in the lock box. 247 00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:14,014 It's only the latest draft. 248 00:21:14,054 --> 00:21:17,634 Guy who wrote it, I met him at a meeting. JT Dolan, big user. 249 00:21:17,684 --> 00:21:20,554 You can tell. It's relentless. 250 00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:22,724 Yeah, it's a work in progress. 251 00:21:22,774 --> 00:21:26,444 I didn't mean it like that. There's a lot in it. 252 00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:29,904 Are you sure about the title, Cleaver? 253 00:21:29,944 --> 00:21:31,734 The Jerry Mathers connection? 254 00:21:31,775 --> 00:21:34,035 Rules of success for pictures like this? 255 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:38,115 One-word titles - Saw, Hostel, Cleaver. 256 00:21:39,705 --> 00:21:43,995 But Michael, he knows it's the boss right away? 257 00:21:44,045 --> 00:21:47,165 - You might want to make it more of a mystery. - Maybe. 258 00:21:47,215 --> 00:21:49,635 This boss, he's a really rough... 259 00:21:51,796 --> 00:21:54,096 Is Anthony Soprano like that? 260 00:21:54,136 --> 00:21:56,806 He's just a jumping-off point for the character. 261 00:22:00,346 --> 00:22:03,186 He's got some similarness. 262 00:22:03,226 --> 00:22:05,646 Like he thinks everything's his. 263 00:22:05,686 --> 00:22:07,606 But it's not. 264 00:22:10,987 --> 00:22:13,327 I can't get into it but there are some rules. 265 00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:16,657 Thank you. Don't get into it. I don't wanna know. 266 00:22:18,577 --> 00:22:21,327 It's just weird, you know? Being where he's been. 267 00:22:21,377 --> 00:22:25,997 He hasn't been anywhere. Nothing happened. I told you that. 268 00:22:26,047 --> 00:22:28,797 Don't matter. He's been there in his mind. 269 00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:31,968 Fine. 270 00:22:43,018 --> 00:22:46,938 You're right. Guy's got a lot more on his mind than this. 271 00:22:47,858 --> 00:22:50,568 Like whether or not to have that third sandwich. 272 00:23:05,999 --> 00:23:08,169 I'm not a fucking parking spot. 273 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:29,490 I loved Dom more than anybody. 274 00:23:29,530 --> 00:23:32,070 But we don't know if Tony was behind this. 275 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,951 It was payback for Vito. 276 00:23:33,991 --> 00:23:36,451 So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room? 277 00:23:39,411 --> 00:23:43,081 - The balls on this prick. - To blow up a store, you call that balls? 278 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:46,211 Balls is you look a guy in the eye as you jam an ice pick in his lung. 279 00:23:46,251 --> 00:23:48,631 I meant balls as in nerve, gall. 280 00:23:48,671 --> 00:23:50,461 I know what the fuck you meant. 281 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,432 Far as I'm concerned, this is like 9/11. 282 00:23:53,472 --> 00:23:55,552 Tony wanted our attention. Fine. 283 00:23:55,592 --> 00:23:58,392 He got our attention. Now we wipe him off the planet. 284 00:23:58,432 --> 00:24:01,562 That fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran. 285 00:24:01,602 --> 00:24:04,652 - Who does? - Tony. 286 00:24:04,692 --> 00:24:07,112 - I never got that at all. - Fat piece of shit. 287 00:24:07,152 --> 00:24:11,362 It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you all the time. 288 00:24:11,403 --> 00:24:13,073 And you keep indulging him. 289 00:24:13,113 --> 00:24:16,493 You're right. 290 00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:21,503 But whack a boss? I won't do that. 291 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:24,083 - It's been done before. - And it was wrong then. 292 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:27,673 Eye for an eye then... Pick somebody over there. 293 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:37,394 White trash motherfuckers in Narcotics Anonymous. Fucking Jerry Springer Show. 294 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,104 What the fuck with your whining tonight? 295 00:24:41,894 --> 00:24:45,484 Listen... I been involved with this girl. 296 00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:47,484 In there, that's the place to share. 297 00:24:47,524 --> 00:24:50,984 It's complicated. 298 00:24:51,025 --> 00:24:54,785 Remember that real estate agent Tony dealt with? The Jewish one? 299 00:24:54,825 --> 00:24:57,285 Fuckin' A. He planted the flag. I'd back off. 300 00:24:57,325 --> 00:25:01,245 He didn't do shit, she said. He wanted to but never pulled the trigger. 301 00:25:01,295 --> 00:25:03,335 OK, it's touchy but OK. 302 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:08,045 I don't know if it's OK but fuck him and what he don't know, you know? 303 00:25:09,795 --> 00:25:11,805 So what's the problem? 304 00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:15,226 She's in recovery. Junk. 305 00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:18,766 Her? Fuckin' movie of the week. 306 00:25:18,806 --> 00:25:22,646 Listen to me. That last run you went on, beginning with the feast? 307 00:25:22,686 --> 00:25:25,396 How hard you had to work to get back from that? 308 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:30,236 Civilians, their bosses find out they slipped, they get a plane ticket to Minnesota. 309 00:25:30,277 --> 00:25:33,197 Tony will mulch his roses with what's left of you. 310 00:25:33,237 --> 00:25:35,657 She's solid now. Years sober. 311 00:25:35,697 --> 00:25:37,657 We fuckin' met at a meeting. 312 00:25:37,707 --> 00:25:40,627 - That never happens to me. - That's all you got to say? 313 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,667 Schools of thought... 314 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:46,757 The two of you together could be enabling. Bad habits shared. 315 00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:50,087 It's more she knows how bad it is. We watch out for each other. 316 00:25:50,138 --> 00:25:53,098 She wouldn't even let me have Red Bull. Seriously. 317 00:25:53,138 --> 00:25:55,928 That's the other school. Two are stronger than one. 318 00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:58,138 I know I'm different with her. 319 00:25:58,188 --> 00:26:00,938 Well, I guess we just keep an eye on it. 320 00:26:02,108 --> 00:26:03,768 You fuckin' lucky cocksucker. 321 00:26:04,358 --> 00:26:07,778 - Another married man? - I know. 322 00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:10,698 And it gets worse. I think he's connected. 323 00:26:10,739 --> 00:26:12,779 To what? 324 00:26:12,829 --> 00:26:14,789 - The Mafia. - No... 325 00:26:14,829 --> 00:26:19,329 Actually, I know he is because I was involved with his boss. 326 00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:22,919 You ever hear of Anthony Soprano? 327 00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:25,999 Sorry, Jules. I don't even know where to fucking start. 328 00:26:26,049 --> 00:26:28,219 I know, I know. 329 00:26:28,259 --> 00:26:33,759 The stupid thing is he's sweet. He's good to me. 330 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,810 Listen to this very carefully... 331 00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:39,230 I'm your sponsor. I'm not judging you. I'm not disappointed. 332 00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:43,060 I am concerned and I'm here to help you help yourself. 333 00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:45,940 Unlike you, I've lived in North Jersey my whole life. 334 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:51,530 And those people like his boss, they are sociopaths. Murderers, actually. 335 00:26:51,571 --> 00:26:56,201 I know, Ame, but I think you're getting a little carried away. 336 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,871 Don't hug me. On top of everything I'm getting a cold. 337 00:27:01,501 --> 00:27:03,381 Cock... 338 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,631 sucker motherfucker! 339 00:27:05,671 --> 00:27:07,551 You shit asshole! I hate you! 340 00:27:07,591 --> 00:27:10,051 This man is so lame. 341 00:27:12,092 --> 00:27:14,302 Shit. 342 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:17,682 - What's wrong? - These assholes again. 343 00:27:17,722 --> 00:27:20,062 They wake up the baby. 344 00:27:24,652 --> 00:27:28,032 My baby's sleeping. 345 00:27:28,072 --> 00:27:30,242 Come out here and suck our dick! 346 00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:32,953 What's this asshole's problem? 347 00:27:35,493 --> 00:27:38,743 My ex used to go down and kick their asses, but... 348 00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:41,083 now they're back. 349 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:46,043 OK, baby. It's all right. 350 00:27:48,303 --> 00:27:49,923 It's all right, baby. 351 00:27:58,224 --> 00:28:00,314 Fuckwads. 352 00:28:25,795 --> 00:28:29,505 Look, you guys move. Go hang somewhere else, 353 00:28:29,555 --> 00:28:32,305 I'll give you this bike. It's a Gary Fisher. 354 00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:36,596 It's only a year old. My parents gave it to me last Christmas. 355 00:28:41,936 --> 00:28:44,316 All right. 356 00:29:06,877 --> 00:29:10,547 It doesn't bother you that I'm younger than you are? 357 00:29:10,598 --> 00:29:14,428 You know who was born on your birthday? Jesse Ventura. 358 00:29:14,478 --> 00:29:16,978 Who? 359 00:29:17,018 --> 00:29:19,978 He's a famous politician. I looked it up. 360 00:29:20,018 --> 00:29:22,318 How do you know my birthday? 361 00:29:22,358 --> 00:29:26,608 I did your W-4, remember? The withholding? 362 00:29:36,159 --> 00:29:38,499 You sure it don't bother you I have a baby? 363 00:29:38,539 --> 00:29:41,459 No, I love kids. 364 00:29:46,589 --> 00:29:49,299 This is ridiculous. You're not goin' no place. 365 00:29:49,339 --> 00:29:52,049 - I want to. - We can watch a DVD. 366 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,640 I got the 50 Cent movie down in my trunk. 367 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,100 They were giving it away at the car wash. 368 00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:00,190 Don't talk. 369 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,690 That's it. You're fuckin' grounded. Lie down. 370 00:30:11,741 --> 00:30:13,661 I'm gonna go get some Robitussin. 371 00:30:13,701 --> 00:30:16,701 No! It's got dextromethorphan. 372 00:30:17,661 --> 00:30:21,081 What are you gonna do? Rip your fuckin' lungs out? This is crazy. 373 00:30:21,131 --> 00:30:25,551 You certainly seem very anxious to get cough medicine in here. 374 00:30:27,421 --> 00:30:28,721 I resent that. 375 00:30:36,432 --> 00:30:40,602 Fuck it! It's over the counter. How much shit could be in it? 376 00:30:48,862 --> 00:30:52,032 Maybe you could get some valerian tea. 377 00:30:52,073 --> 00:30:54,703 You put eight, nine, ten tea bags in a cup. 378 00:30:56,543 --> 00:30:59,873 - Fuck's that gonna do? - It's equal to like taking a Valium. 379 00:30:59,913 --> 00:31:03,333 - I didn't know that. - Same chemical family. 380 00:31:05,093 --> 00:31:08,093 Gotta have some cough suppressant value, right? 381 00:31:09,513 --> 00:31:13,433 Worst-case scenario, it might help you sleep, at least. 382 00:31:14,144 --> 00:31:17,064 What do you think? 383 00:31:17,104 --> 00:31:21,734 - Valerian tea. - You have to go to the health food store. 384 00:31:32,495 --> 00:31:36,415 Jesus Christ, they didn't teach you how to use a pair of pliers yet? 385 00:31:36,455 --> 00:31:39,795 - It smells all Christmassy in here. - Yeah. 386 00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:44,545 Come on. 387 00:31:45,675 --> 00:31:48,595 The Russos... picture of their dogs. 388 00:31:48,635 --> 00:31:51,385 It's sad, with no children. 389 00:31:58,856 --> 00:32:05,236 My God! The Building Department. They're repealing the stop work order on my house! 390 00:32:05,276 --> 00:32:07,276 "Construction may begin immediately." 391 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:11,116 Tony, is this you? This is the best Christmas present I could ever get! 392 00:32:12,117 --> 00:32:15,747 I better return that vacuum I got you then. 393 00:32:15,787 --> 00:32:17,747 Christmas Eve, besides the shrimp, 394 00:32:17,787 --> 00:32:21,587 - I told DeSanto the cherrystones. - Fine, good. 395 00:32:21,627 --> 00:32:24,007 Sure? Last year you said they were chewy. 396 00:32:24,047 --> 00:32:25,627 The littlenecks then. 397 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:29,927 Jesus! Ebenezer Scrooge over here. 398 00:32:30,558 --> 00:32:34,558 So stop breakin' my balls about clams. I don't feel good. 399 00:32:37,098 --> 00:32:40,268 The Soft Scrub, lemon scented. 400 00:32:43,188 --> 00:32:45,648 You're cool as a cucumber. 401 00:32:45,698 --> 00:32:47,698 Did I say I'm hot? 402 00:32:47,738 --> 00:32:50,528 I got a tightness in my chest up by the oesophagus. 403 00:32:50,579 --> 00:32:52,739 Well, you just had a checkup, Phil. 404 00:32:53,619 --> 00:32:55,789 Yeah. 405 00:32:56,369 --> 00:33:00,129 Imagine Christmas for Marie and the kids after all that with Vito? 406 00:33:00,169 --> 00:33:02,669 The DiBellas, too. 407 00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:04,419 Catherine's stroke? 408 00:33:04,469 --> 00:33:06,629 Remember last year at my mother's house? 409 00:33:06,679 --> 00:33:11,179 Francesca Spatafore did that beautiful solo of O Holy Night? 410 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:15,100 Vito accompanied her on the piano? 411 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,560 I gotta try and take a shit. 412 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,610 When one has a heart attack, the body releases proteins 413 00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:23,150 that act as markers we would detect in the blood. 414 00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:24,530 You don't show any, sir. 415 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:26,530 - So, his heart is fine? - Yep. 416 00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:28,280 Jesus Christ. 417 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,370 Some people would pay millions for that diagnosis. 418 00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:34,371 - So what's wrong with me? - My guess is simple gas. 419 00:33:34,411 --> 00:33:37,831 - I always say he's full of hot air. - Pharmacy's down the hall. 420 00:33:37,871 --> 00:33:41,421 They will give you some antacid. Take care. 421 00:33:42,001 --> 00:33:43,381 Arrogant prick. 422 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:46,631 Nervous Nellie. That's what you are. 423 00:34:00,232 --> 00:34:01,772 I'm so sorry. 424 00:34:01,812 --> 00:34:03,652 This asshole Wall Street couple 425 00:34:03,692 --> 00:34:06,282 came back to look at this loft space. 426 00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:04,675 - I'm dyin'. My heart! - My God! 427 00:35:04,715 --> 00:35:07,755 OK, we're here. We're here. 428 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:11,385 It's all right, it's all right. It's OK. Don't worry about it. 429 00:35:11,436 --> 00:35:13,896 Help! My husband. 430 00:35:13,936 --> 00:35:15,306 - Phil! - Crash cart! 431 00:35:15,356 --> 00:35:18,856 Can I get a crash cart? Crash cart! 432 00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:26,236 I fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once. 433 00:35:26,276 --> 00:35:30,116 It was too distracting. I kept losin' my hard-on. 434 00:35:30,157 --> 00:35:32,247 Hey, Tone. Did you hear? 435 00:35:32,287 --> 00:35:35,457 Phil Leotardo took a heart attack, a big one apparently. 436 00:35:37,207 --> 00:35:39,207 So there is a Santa Claus. 437 00:35:39,247 --> 00:35:43,467 He's in intensive care over in Brooklyn. Doesn't look too good. 438 00:35:43,507 --> 00:35:49,217 Sweetheart, drinks all around. And a club soda for the messenger here. 439 00:35:49,257 --> 00:35:51,597 You're happy about this, T? 440 00:35:51,638 --> 00:35:54,688 Why not? He's a pain in my balls. 441 00:35:54,728 --> 00:35:57,648 A manageable pain though... The devil you know... 442 00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,478 After the scene at Little Carmine's? 443 00:36:02,948 --> 00:36:07,118 - Corrado, don't you have nothing? - You can make a hand turkey. 444 00:36:07,158 --> 00:36:10,158 For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot. 445 00:36:12,789 --> 00:36:14,869 Visitor for Mr Soprano. 446 00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:20,799 Bobby! 447 00:36:27,299 --> 00:36:29,889 Any of you know what bacala is? 448 00:36:29,929 --> 00:36:31,719 Of course you don't. 449 00:36:31,770 --> 00:36:33,770 Well, it's salted cod. 450 00:36:33,810 --> 00:36:36,440 We taught the world how to eat. 451 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,610 Junior, sit. 452 00:36:45,490 --> 00:36:47,410 Happy holidays... 453 00:36:47,450 --> 00:36:49,320 You smell the piss in this place? 454 00:36:49,370 --> 00:36:51,740 I ain't gonna stay too long. 455 00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:55,161 Just to say you should keep this. 456 00:36:55,211 --> 00:36:58,671 - What's that? - You had Beppe drop it by, remember? 457 00:36:58,711 --> 00:37:01,591 Had a Post-it? It said "Merry Christmas"? 458 00:37:03,631 --> 00:37:08,181 It's a gift. It's a little something for you and Karen and the kids. 459 00:37:09,341 --> 00:37:10,891 It wouldn't be right. 460 00:37:10,932 --> 00:37:14,352 Frankly, I shouldn't be here after what happened with Tony. 461 00:37:14,392 --> 00:37:18,772 - He's still up on his cross? - Junior, you shot him. 462 00:37:19,522 --> 00:37:23,442 Yeah, well it's not that simple. I know a few things you don't. 463 00:37:23,482 --> 00:37:27,492 - Like maybe I wasn't acting alone. - Junior, JFK was 40 years ago. 464 00:37:27,532 --> 00:37:29,702 That's all I'll say about that. 465 00:37:31,993 --> 00:37:34,203 You see that one over there? 466 00:37:34,243 --> 00:37:37,333 An attorney. I'm mounting my case. 467 00:37:38,293 --> 00:37:41,383 Look, I should take off. 468 00:37:41,423 --> 00:37:43,173 You want a snack? A soda? 469 00:37:43,213 --> 00:37:44,923 What the fuck? You just got here. 470 00:37:46,343 --> 00:37:49,013 Happy holidays. 471 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,744 Here. 472 00:38:08,784 --> 00:38:10,074 One hand washes the other. 473 00:38:10,575 --> 00:38:13,585 So the husband says, "I wasn't talkin' to you." 474 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,476 You know her? 475 00:38:37,526 --> 00:38:40,776 That's right, you and her... 476 00:38:40,816 --> 00:38:44,776 - How'd that all go? - I had to put her on the shelf. 477 00:38:45,946 --> 00:38:50,786 Yeah, she's a friend of Kaisha, the black one I was tellin' you about. 478 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:55,707 She was just now asking what to get Kaisha for her birthday. 479 00:38:57,457 --> 00:38:59,837 What'd you tell her? 480 00:38:59,877 --> 00:39:01,757 Luther Vandross, a box set. 481 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,650 You know what's interesting? 482 00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:02,030 Us being able to use again, 483 00:40:02,070 --> 00:40:04,660 but integrating it into our lives. 484 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:07,410 Yeah. 485 00:40:07,450 --> 00:40:09,540 Work... 486 00:40:10,911 --> 00:40:13,001 socialise... 487 00:40:15,251 --> 00:40:18,751 but still having a mastery. 488 00:40:19,801 --> 00:40:24,171 - Not easy. - But interesting as shit. 489 00:40:37,942 --> 00:40:40,442 For one thing, we don't use needles. 490 00:40:52,243 --> 00:40:55,253 I should probably tell Tony we're fucking. 491 00:41:03,053 --> 00:41:04,973 What? 492 00:41:05,013 --> 00:41:07,593 We're not any more. 493 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:10,143 He's already hinky. 494 00:41:11,474 --> 00:41:13,894 He starts pokin' around, 495 00:41:13,934 --> 00:41:16,194 finds out we met in AA, 496 00:41:16,234 --> 00:41:19,104 he could suspect I'm usin' again... 497 00:41:24,194 --> 00:41:27,324 and ruin everything. 498 00:41:58,526 --> 00:42:00,986 - There he is. - Where the fuck you been? 499 00:42:01,026 --> 00:42:02,946 You heard that Phil had surgery now? 500 00:42:02,986 --> 00:42:05,656 Turds in the aorta... a medical first. 501 00:42:05,696 --> 00:42:07,496 Gotta see my chiropodist. 502 00:42:07,536 --> 00:42:11,916 T, there's something I should tell you. 503 00:42:20,427 --> 00:42:22,507 - The real estate agent. - Yeah? 504 00:42:22,547 --> 00:42:24,887 I've been bangin' her. 505 00:42:29,177 --> 00:42:31,897 See, I knew some shit was goin' on. 506 00:42:33,938 --> 00:42:35,728 Why the fuck did you lie to me? 507 00:42:35,768 --> 00:42:37,988 I wasn't sure how it ended with you two 508 00:42:38,028 --> 00:42:39,988 till you set me straight. 509 00:42:40,028 --> 00:42:42,448 Stupid, right? 510 00:42:42,488 --> 00:42:45,278 Point is I want everything above boards 511 00:42:45,328 --> 00:42:48,288 as always between you and me. 512 00:42:48,328 --> 00:42:50,328 I don't give a fuck. 513 00:42:50,369 --> 00:42:52,959 Do what you want with her. 514 00:42:57,379 --> 00:42:59,669 - This is my reward. - Your reward. 515 00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,049 I do not betray my wife. 516 00:43:01,089 --> 00:43:04,509 I go out of my way not to have an affair with this woman, 517 00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:07,179 this very hot, 518 00:43:07,219 --> 00:43:10,429 very beautiful, intelligent woman... 519 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,850 cos of the way Carmela nursed me and cared for me. 520 00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:16,020 And my fuckin' turkey-neck of a nephew 521 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,730 winds up with his dick in there. 522 00:43:17,770 --> 00:43:19,610 A guy I gotta see every day. 523 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,910 This is my reward. 524 00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:26,410 - Frankly, I'm encouraged. - With the fuckin' riddles again. 525 00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:30,160 I sat here dreading the end of the story 526 00:43:30,201 --> 00:43:31,751 would involve you erupting 527 00:43:31,791 --> 00:43:35,291 in some act of violence towards your nephew. 528 00:43:35,331 --> 00:43:36,711 Christmas isn't over yet. 529 00:43:36,751 --> 00:43:38,921 You came out of that shooting 530 00:43:38,961 --> 00:43:41,341 feeling each day is a gift. 531 00:43:41,381 --> 00:43:43,881 Well, this is a corollary to that. 532 00:43:43,931 --> 00:43:46,391 A what? 533 00:43:46,431 --> 00:43:50,101 You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni. 534 00:43:50,142 --> 00:43:52,852 You don't have to fuck every female you meet. 535 00:43:57,812 --> 00:44:01,402 You know what I've been realising? 536 00:44:01,442 --> 00:44:04,702 These women, they're all sort of the same... 537 00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:07,992 dark complexion, smart, 538 00:44:08,032 --> 00:44:10,872 they smell a little bit of money. 539 00:44:10,913 --> 00:44:14,923 There's you and Gloria 540 00:44:14,963 --> 00:44:17,173 and this "Ashkenuzi". 541 00:44:19,463 --> 00:44:22,923 - So what's that about? - What do you think it's about? 542 00:44:29,103 --> 00:44:31,473 Well... 543 00:44:31,524 --> 00:44:35,984 It's probably the reason I still come here, to hang out with you... 544 00:44:36,024 --> 00:44:39,824 cos nothing really changes with the therapy part. 545 00:45:23,986 --> 00:45:26,036 Tone? That fed's out front. Harris. 546 00:45:26,076 --> 00:45:29,826 Says he wants you to know he's here having a sandwich. 547 00:45:41,177 --> 00:45:44,847 - What's the matter? Not enough mayo? - Tony, how you doing? 548 00:45:44,887 --> 00:45:48,227 Good. So how's the war on terror? 549 00:45:48,267 --> 00:45:51,857 Christmas is always potentially our busy season. 550 00:45:51,898 --> 00:45:55,148 So, Phil Leotardo... Coronary? 551 00:45:55,188 --> 00:45:58,398 I swear to God I had nothin' to do with that. 552 00:45:58,448 --> 00:46:03,448 Just so you know, I'm still in touch with some agents who work OC. 553 00:46:03,488 --> 00:46:06,698 From what they hear, you're not very popular in Brooklyn. 554 00:46:06,748 --> 00:46:08,578 So what else is new? 555 00:46:08,618 --> 00:46:11,168 That someone close to you may be in danger. 556 00:46:11,209 --> 00:46:15,249 Really? Anybody specific? 557 00:46:15,299 --> 00:46:19,719 All they know is it's under serious discussion at top levels. 558 00:46:27,979 --> 00:46:31,309 - Thanks. - It's Christmas. 559 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,080 What? You want me to call a doctor? 560 00:46:51,121 --> 00:46:54,131 Cramping in my legs? It could be anything. 561 00:46:54,171 --> 00:46:55,671 Then what'd you call me for? 562 00:46:55,711 --> 00:46:58,091 - Just to say hi. - But you're all right? 563 00:46:58,131 --> 00:47:00,761 Yeah. I'll see you later. 564 00:47:02,971 --> 00:47:06,471 Bring me a quattro formaggi. I don't care what time it is. Wake me. 565 00:47:06,511 --> 00:47:08,521 All right. 566 00:47:18,732 --> 00:47:22,532 We were talking about recovery and your organised crime thing. 567 00:47:22,572 --> 00:47:26,702 That I took an oath that was a sacred oath. 568 00:47:26,742 --> 00:47:31,372 - That's not an urban legend? - No, you burn a saint. 569 00:47:31,413 --> 00:47:35,173 You draw blood, but technically I shouldn't even be tellin' you this. 570 00:47:38,673 --> 00:47:43,763 The programme... I could never really get into the "Higher Power" part. 571 00:47:43,803 --> 00:47:45,973 Well, me neither. It's hard. 572 00:47:47,223 --> 00:47:50,433 I mostly think of the group consciousness as a Higher Power. 573 00:47:50,474 --> 00:47:55,104 I said to myself that that oath would be my Higher Power. 574 00:47:55,154 --> 00:47:58,904 That would be my strength. That code. That's a soldier's oath. 575 00:47:58,944 --> 00:48:01,534 - I could see that. - But the problem is, 576 00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:04,744 nobody lives it no more, not Tony, not nobody. 577 00:48:04,784 --> 00:48:07,574 They let you down. 578 00:48:10,545 --> 00:48:13,965 Whatever. Here I am. 579 00:48:14,005 --> 00:48:16,885 - Using. - Using. 580 00:48:22,845 --> 00:48:25,265 Are you breaking up with me? 581 00:48:28,515 --> 00:48:30,435 No. 582 00:48:41,196 --> 00:48:43,116 Should we go to a meeting? 583 00:48:45,036 --> 00:48:47,746 I don't know. 584 00:48:47,786 --> 00:48:49,916 What do you wanna do? 585 00:48:52,167 --> 00:48:55,877 I know one that starts in half an hour in Glen Ridge. 586 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:29,708 Take one car? 587 00:49:30,789 --> 00:49:32,669 I'll follow you. 588 00:49:45,139 --> 00:49:46,889 You should've called first. 589 00:49:59,990 --> 00:50:02,280 How's John? 590 00:50:02,870 --> 00:50:04,580 Some Christmas present... 591 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:10,000 I'll see you in the morn... 592 00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:15,421 I'll see you in the morning. 593 00:50:15,461 --> 00:50:17,801 God loves you. 594 00:50:35,272 --> 00:50:38,862 Finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker. 595 00:50:46,992 --> 00:50:49,042 Listen to me. 596 00:51:00,633 --> 00:51:03,303 Now I never told nobody this, 597 00:51:03,343 --> 00:51:08,023 but while I was in that coma... 598 00:51:11,024 --> 00:51:12,904 somethin' happened to me. 599 00:51:14,274 --> 00:51:16,574 I went someplace... 600 00:51:18,824 --> 00:51:19,904 I think. 601 00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:23,074 But I know I never wanna go back there. 602 00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:28,044 And maybe you know what I'm talkin' about. 603 00:51:35,465 --> 00:51:40,965 Believe me, nobody ever laid on their deathbed wishin' they saved more no-show jobs. 604 00:51:46,055 --> 00:51:48,065 Now you take your time. 605 00:51:49,225 --> 00:51:51,895 You get better. 606 00:51:51,936 --> 00:51:54,736 And you get out of this fuckin' place. 607 00:51:54,776 --> 00:51:58,446 But when you do, you focus on grandkids. 608 00:51:58,486 --> 00:52:01,326 The good things. 609 00:52:01,366 --> 00:52:04,576 We can have it all, Phil. 610 00:52:04,616 --> 00:52:06,376 Plenty for everybody. 611 00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:14,047 Stop cryin' now. 612 00:52:22,927 --> 00:52:24,387 We should let him sleep. 613 00:52:28,517 --> 00:52:30,977 We gotta stop meeting like this... 614 00:53:00,389 --> 00:53:03,179 George, hi. Carmela Soprano. 615 00:53:03,219 --> 00:53:06,479 Listen, I wanna move ahead with the roofing... ordering the slate? 616 00:53:08,439 --> 00:53:10,189 Carm, you got cocktail sauce? 617 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,900 In the fridge, top shelf. 618 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,530 Bob Cratchit! Pass out the punch! 619 00:53:16,570 --> 00:53:20,570 gift set... - What I said is none of your business! 620 00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:24,200 I'll make it my business! 621 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,830 Sophia, come help, hon. 622 00:53:27,870 --> 00:53:30,330 Either lay off politics or get out! 623 00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:35,341 Jesus, that's a lot of presents. 624 00:53:35,381 --> 00:53:39,011 - You sure you got enough? - Remember, you're a kid, WABC? 625 00:53:39,051 --> 00:53:42,851 They'd tell you where Santa was, trackin' him on Air Force radar? 626 00:53:45,641 --> 00:53:49,021 Are you gonna hog all the ice? 627 00:53:52,982 --> 00:53:55,982 - To America. - To America. 628 00:53:56,032 --> 00:53:58,072 To America. 629 00:53:58,112 --> 00:54:00,532 Hello. 630 00:54:00,572 --> 00:54:03,912 Everybody, this is Blanca. Blanca, my mom, my dad. 631 00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:07,292 - Hi. - This is Hector. Say hello, baby. 632 00:54:07,332 --> 00:54:10,922 Hi, Hector. Look at those eyes. 633 00:54:12,043 --> 00:54:14,843 He's not so shy at home. 634 00:54:14,883 --> 00:54:17,303 Hey, that is quite a bagatelle. 635 00:54:18,883 --> 00:54:21,683 - It's from Anthony. - Really? 636 00:54:25,973 --> 00:54:29,313 Hector, no! Those ain't your presents. 637 00:54:29,353 --> 00:54:32,063 - It's OK. I got him. - Easy, little fella! 638 00:54:32,104 --> 00:54:34,274 Hey, come here, you. Come here. 639 00:54:35,274 --> 00:54:36,984 Who's coming later? 640 00:54:37,034 --> 00:54:39,364 - Santa! - Is Santa Claus coming? 641 00:54:39,404 --> 00:54:42,454 - Carmela, it's Meadow! - Tell her I kept my promise. 642 00:54:42,494 --> 00:54:45,084 I'm wearing your present from Paris. 643 00:54:45,124 --> 00:54:48,374 Excuse me, my daughter's calling from California. 644 00:54:59,345 --> 00:55:03,395 She's ten years older than him and she's Puerto Rican. 645 00:55:03,435 --> 00:55:06,315 Dominican... maybe. 646 00:55:07,765 --> 00:55:10,145 Least she's Catholic. 647 00:55:11,236 --> 00:55:14,696 Why look at me like that? You were overjoyed when I sent him there. 648 00:55:14,736 --> 00:55:19,826 Carmela, your daughter says you're using up all her cellphone minutes. 649 00:55:20,946 --> 00:55:23,956 Nice piece, that necklace. Where'd you get it? 650 00:55:23,996 --> 00:55:27,036 - The mall. - Should've told me. 651 00:55:27,086 --> 00:55:29,916 - I got a guy. - And I got a job. 652 00:55:32,047 --> 00:55:34,837 My dear mademoiselle, perhaps you have already observed 653 00:55:34,887 --> 00:55:37,677 that in Casablanca human life is cheap. 654 00:55:37,717 --> 00:55:39,807 Good night, mademoiselle. 655 00:55:39,847 --> 00:55:42,807 OK, sweetie. I love you too. 656 00:55:46,307 --> 00:55:48,067 Merry Christmas, baby. 657 00:55:48,107 --> 00:55:50,437 Janice, bring some of that right here. 658 00:55:50,478 --> 00:55:52,648 - We're all here, as always. - I'll take that. 659 00:55:52,688 --> 00:55:54,658 Bobby Jr, get in here and eat! 660 00:55:56,368 --> 00:55:58,948 You want some wine? 661 00:55:58,988 --> 00:56:00,578 Aunt Barb's comin' later. 662 00:56:00,618 --> 00:56:02,998 Uncle Tom had to work. 663 00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:08,418 All right, honey. I miss you too. 664 00:56:11,049 --> 00:56:13,339 Merry Christmas. 665 00:56:14,129 --> 00:56:16,049 Love to Finn... 666 00:56:28,309 --> 00:56:31,069 - You have a gorgeous home. - Thank you. 667 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,200 We do.