1 00:01:40,545 --> 00:01:42,715 He's gonna win another 50,60K. 2 00:01:42,715 --> 00:01:44,715 All right, let's not go backwards, huh? 3 00:01:44,715 --> 00:01:47,955 These people you run into wanna be boss, huh? They should know. 4 00:01:47,955 --> 00:01:50,725 I told you. You don't listen, you nut. 5 00:01:51,756 --> 00:01:54,666 You want a coffee? 6 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:56,696 I don't know— 7 00:02:01,606 --> 00:02:03,936 FBI, get down! 8 00:02:03,936 --> 00:02:06,046 FBI, down! 9 00:02:44,778 --> 00:02:47,148 What is that? 10 00:02:47,148 --> 00:02:49,488 What? 11 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,089 Is this it? 12 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:15,680 - What's going on? - Go back to sleep. 13 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:20,380 Anthony Soprano, Detective Gaudioso, Essex County. 14 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:22,020 I have a warrant for your arrest. 15 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:23,550 - For what? - Are you Anthony Soprano? 16 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,290 What, did you bring the whole county with you? 17 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:27,790 We don't take any chances when it concerns an illegal firearm 18 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,560 containing hollow-point ammunition. 19 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,000 What? 20 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:34,601 Where's the FBI? 21 00:03:36,571 --> 00:03:38,941 Can I see a warrant? We have the right. 22 00:03:42,071 --> 00:03:44,071 Oh, thank God. 23 00:03:44,071 --> 00:03:46,081 Will you tell them he's got a medical condition? 24 00:03:46,081 --> 00:03:48,581 This is his family doctor right here. Ask him. 25 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:58,022 Hello, Janice. 26 00:03:58,022 --> 00:04:00,662 Did you talk to Tony about coming up to the lake for his birthday? 27 00:04:00,662 --> 00:04:02,362 Tony was arrested this morning. 28 00:04:02,362 --> 00:04:04,432 - For what? - Weapons charge. 29 00:04:04,432 --> 00:04:07,002 They're booking him in North Caldwell before they take him to Newark. 30 00:04:07,002 --> 00:04:10,272 - I'm dropping off his clothes. - It's a gun, no big deal. 31 00:04:10,272 --> 00:04:12,002 Hollow-point ammunition, they said. 32 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:13,673 Yeah, well, he'll still make bail. 33 00:04:13,673 --> 00:04:15,673 You know he's not wild about the drive, Janice. 34 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,673 I really think it's not the time right now. 35 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:19,883 Well, let him know we're with him. 36 00:04:19,883 --> 00:04:21,793 All right. 37 00:04:23,653 --> 00:04:26,653 If you have hollow-point bullets in anything, take 'em out today. 38 00:04:30,223 --> 00:04:32,993 Oh, God damn it, AJ, there is tomato sauce 39 00:04:32,994 --> 00:04:34,524 all over these pants. 40 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,664 AJ, I asked for the brown suit 41 00:04:37,664 --> 00:04:39,534 from the dry-cleaning bag. 42 00:04:44,574 --> 00:04:46,374 That show of force, 43 00:04:46,374 --> 00:04:50,224 was that all about humiliating Dad? 44 00:05:22,476 --> 00:05:26,316 Your Honor, the police pulled over some kid 45 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:29,316 and found a baggie with cocaine residue. 46 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:31,626 They also found a gun loaded 47 00:05:31,627 --> 00:05:34,087 with hollow-point bullets on the floor. 48 00:05:34,087 --> 00:05:36,297 Now in order to beat the rap, 49 00:05:36,297 --> 00:05:38,767 this 16-year-old punk 50 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:40,567 claims he saw my client 51 00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:43,737 drop that weapon. And mind you, not yesterday, 52 00:05:43,737 --> 00:05:45,937 but over two years ago, 53 00:05:45,937 --> 00:05:49,077 using it in the meantime to shoot at cans 54 00:05:49,077 --> 00:05:52,217 and impress his friends. 55 00:05:58,948 --> 00:06:01,558 I gotta tell you, Phil, you look fantastic. 56 00:06:01,558 --> 00:06:03,918 - As in science fiction? - No. What? Come on. 57 00:06:03,918 --> 00:06:07,588 Fucking empty compliments. I had major fucking coronary disease. 58 00:06:07,588 --> 00:06:10,858 - He's not shitting you, Phil. - I broke my fucking gazz in Florida 59 00:06:10,858 --> 00:06:14,198 on that goddamn recumbent bike, I'll tell you that. 60 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,809 Would I shit you? You're my favorite turd. 61 00:06:18,969 --> 00:06:22,509 Fucking kid. 62 00:06:22,509 --> 00:06:25,309 Why don't you get a real bike, 63 00:06:25,309 --> 00:06:27,349 have some beach pussy to look at 64 00:06:27,349 --> 00:06:29,749 while you're working the heart? 65 00:06:29,749 --> 00:06:33,589 Go over the handlebars, have some fucking head trauma? That's all I need. 66 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:35,120 I'm 66 years old. 67 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:39,100 Anyway, Phil, welcome home. 68 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:41,530 Thanks. 69 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:44,060 Don't listen to me. 70 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:45,830 I'm a cranky fuck lately. 71 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:49,370 - Lately? - Ooh! 72 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:51,350 Why don't you get a bike, you fat fuck? 73 00:06:58,611 --> 00:07:01,491 Ho... 74 00:07:05,651 --> 00:07:08,021 - How are you, Doc? - Let me get a drink. I'll be back. 75 00:07:08,021 --> 00:07:09,691 All right. 76 00:07:09,691 --> 00:07:13,131 Glad you're back, Phil. This fucking guy. 77 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:15,302 How you doing? 78 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,832 I'm here to enjoy my grandchildren, 79 00:07:17,832 --> 00:07:20,042 my home. 80 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:27,672 Did you hear the news? Pork Chop out in Jersey 81 00:07:27,672 --> 00:07:29,842 got pinched on a weapon charge. 82 00:07:29,842 --> 00:07:32,982 Drops a gat in a field somewhere three fucking years ago. 83 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:36,883 - What the fuck? - Jersey. Fucking farmers, I don't know. 84 00:07:36,883 --> 00:07:39,593 Yeah, he was probably going down on some sheep or some shit. 85 00:07:44,993 --> 00:07:46,793 Gun violence is a blight 86 00:07:46,793 --> 00:07:50,703 on Essex County, and Mr. Soprano will be prosecuted 87 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:52,903 to the fullest extent of the law... 88 00:07:52,904 --> 00:07:55,574 You know what that says, Hector? 89 00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:58,414 That's your mommy's name— Blanca. 90 00:07:58,414 --> 00:08:00,744 Blanca Blanca Blanca. 91 00:08:00,744 --> 00:08:02,284 That's Mommy's name. 92 00:08:02,284 --> 00:08:04,814 AJ, can you turn that off, please? 93 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,224 Tony. 94 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:13,424 Take the yellow ribbons down, everybody. Our boy's come home. 95 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:16,565 - Dad. - Hey. I'm fine. 96 00:08:21,465 --> 00:08:23,935 They let him out already? 97 00:08:23,935 --> 00:08:27,435 What she means is, in our neighborhood people don't get out right away. 98 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:32,875 - Hello. - Where's Christopher? 99 00:08:32,876 --> 00:08:35,046 I don't know. I thought he was here. 100 00:08:35,046 --> 00:08:36,946 Hold on. It's Bobby. 101 00:08:36,946 --> 00:08:39,486 - Yeah. - You want me to come down? 102 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,826 No, nothing a hot shower won't fix. 103 00:08:41,826 --> 00:08:44,356 Carm told Jan you were on the fence about the weekend. 104 00:08:44,356 --> 00:08:48,296 I don't know. Sit around, chew the fat. 105 00:08:48,296 --> 00:08:50,926 We got the meeting with the Canadians. 106 00:08:50,926 --> 00:08:54,706 Ton', with these hassles, you should make it up our way here. 107 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:01,207 You know, maybe that's not such a bad idea. 108 00:09:03,947 --> 00:09:06,517 Mr. Federal Attorney. 109 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:11,617 - What can I do for you? - You had to have your cheap headline? 110 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:14,188 Can you really not be aware we've been building a RICO case 111 00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:18,188 against Tony Soprano for five fucking years? 112 00:09:18,188 --> 00:09:20,328 Then you blow this popcorn fart. 113 00:09:27,498 --> 00:09:29,468 Are you gonna relax? 114 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,068 It's just all this little stuff, 115 00:09:31,068 --> 00:09:33,738 like my phone has one little bar up here. 116 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,809 I mean, what if the broker's trying to contact me? 117 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,289 Caravan for my house is on Tuesday, and the gas is still off. 118 00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:42,159 Mine works. 119 00:09:43,889 --> 00:09:47,619 - Hello. - Essex County dropped the charges. 120 00:09:47,619 --> 00:09:50,029 I told you it was a piece-of-shit case. 121 00:09:50,029 --> 00:09:52,129 Two years old, no decent prints. 122 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:55,600 Santa Claus could have dropped that gun in the snow. 123 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,540 They dropped the charges. Well, I'd say I owe you one, 124 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:01,840 but I'm sure it's more than one. 125 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,580 Neil, thanks again. 126 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:08,210 Thank God. I really didn't want it hanging over your birthday. 127 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:10,710 Can we forget already that it's my birthday? 128 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:14,420 You say that and then you get upset if nobody makes a fuss. 129 00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,791 - Hi. - There you are. 130 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:21,591 I was starting to get worried. 131 00:10:21,591 --> 00:10:25,031 Traffic was horrible. 132 00:10:25,031 --> 00:10:27,371 - I've had to pee since Glen Falls. - Well, go. 133 00:10:28,601 --> 00:10:30,631 Hey, Sis. 134 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:35,912 "National Lampoon's Vacation." 135 00:10:35,912 --> 00:10:38,012 How you doing? 136 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,452 How are you? 137 00:10:46,082 --> 00:10:49,022 You know, I gotta admit it— every time, 138 00:10:49,022 --> 00:10:51,352 once you're up here, 139 00:10:51,353 --> 00:10:54,033 it's pretty great. 140 00:10:56,093 --> 00:10:58,293 Aren't you adorable too 141 00:10:58,293 --> 00:11:01,633 with your matching dress just like Mommy's? 142 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:04,133 - Hi, Mercedes. - Hello. 143 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,903 It's your favorite uncle. 144 00:11:05,903 --> 00:11:08,103 There she is. It's that little girl, 145 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:10,113 but I forget her name. 146 00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:12,513 - Gladys? - Nica. 147 00:11:12,514 --> 00:11:15,454 - No, Murgatroyd. - Nica. 148 00:11:15,454 --> 00:11:16,954 Uh-oh. 149 00:11:16,954 --> 00:11:19,584 Daddy. 150 00:11:19,584 --> 00:11:23,054 - Oh, Daddy's girl. - Daddy's little girl. 151 00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:25,994 - Who's hungry? - You know, a water would be perfect. 152 00:11:25,994 --> 00:11:28,834 - Pellegrino? - Sure. 153 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,434 He's gonna pass. He's stuffed. 154 00:11:32,435 --> 00:11:35,065 - ShopRite Sparkling? - Sure. 155 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:38,035 If Frank Sinatra were coming here to celebrate his birthday, 156 00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:40,645 would you leave the lawn like that? Looks like shit. 157 00:11:40,645 --> 00:11:42,715 He has enough lawn maintenance at the new house 158 00:11:42,715 --> 00:11:44,445 since somebody let the gardener go. 159 00:11:44,445 --> 00:11:46,845 Oh, the house wasn't enough. 160 00:11:46,845 --> 00:11:48,555 I'm joking. 161 00:11:48,555 --> 00:11:50,455 You know how grateful we are. 162 00:11:50,455 --> 00:11:52,725 Beer, Ton'? 163 00:11:52,726 --> 00:11:54,996 Absolutely. 164 00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:01,126 Madonn'. 165 00:12:01,126 --> 00:12:02,796 800 rounds per. 166 00:12:02,796 --> 00:12:04,166 He chromed out the inner carrier. 167 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:06,466 And what I like, it's got the Panther fluted barrel. 168 00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:07,966 Is this how you bagged that deer? 169 00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:10,176 I wouldn't use a firearm like this on a deer. 170 00:12:10,176 --> 00:12:11,776 It's unsportsmanlike. 171 00:12:11,777 --> 00:12:14,747 Oh, like the poor prick's got a chance against a 30.06. 172 00:12:14,747 --> 00:12:16,777 Actually, last two seasons, 173 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,017 I've been using a bow and arrow exclusively. 174 00:12:19,017 --> 00:12:20,747 Get the fuck out of here. 175 00:12:20,747 --> 00:12:22,987 Seriously, it levels the playing field. 176 00:12:22,987 --> 00:12:26,687 The AR-10, that's my birthday present to you. 177 00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:28,227 Thanks, Bobby. 178 00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:30,897 Don't say shit to Carmela. 179 00:12:49,548 --> 00:12:51,518 Me and Tony almost got a summer place— 180 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:53,949 down the shore, remember, Tony? 181 00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:55,559 Any more stuffed mushrooms? 182 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:58,629 My pop bought this place 'cause it was close to Canada. 183 00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:01,109 He had ties in Montreal. You know, Ton'. 184 00:13:02,299 --> 00:13:04,729 His father, my grandpop, come into the country 185 00:13:04,729 --> 00:13:06,669 originally through Montreal, illegally. 186 00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:08,939 No kidding? He wasn't Ellis Island, your grandfather? 187 00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:12,739 Nah, got mixed up in some shenanigans on the other side, 188 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:15,040 anti-government or something. 189 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,110 Had a police record. 190 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,710 They oughta build a wall now, though. 191 00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:22,920 - I'm telling you. - Amen. 192 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,450 Mommy! 193 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,590 When are the kids back? 194 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,460 Sophia the 7th and Robert the end of the month. 195 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,130 That's nice. 196 00:13:32,131 --> 00:13:34,261 I'm very lucky to be back 197 00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:37,141 with my family after all these years. 198 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,101 Look at you and me, Tony. 199 00:13:40,101 --> 00:13:43,241 Who would have thought we'd have the kind of relationship we have now? 200 00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:45,511 The credit goes to you. 201 00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:46,911 You really changed. 202 00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:49,081 So I had to change? 203 00:13:49,081 --> 00:13:50,911 It's a compliment. 204 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:53,481 You were fine. 205 00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,152 You're different 206 00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:56,952 since that stuff last year— 207 00:13:56,952 --> 00:13:58,822 the shooting. 208 00:13:58,822 --> 00:14:02,062 - I'm sure Carm would agree. - I would. 209 00:14:04,492 --> 00:14:06,802 Oh, look, the fish are jumping. 210 00:14:10,162 --> 00:14:13,582 I'm different how? How am I different? 211 00:14:22,183 --> 00:14:24,243 Story you heard. 212 00:14:24,243 --> 00:14:27,483 - The pool. - Oh my God, please. 213 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:31,023 - What? - You don't wanna know. 214 00:14:32,594 --> 00:14:35,024 Pradeep, our pharmacist, 215 00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:36,794 was at a pool party. 216 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:39,034 All the kids were playing in the water. 217 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:42,404 The adults were all around and having drinks, barbecuing. 218 00:14:43,564 --> 00:14:46,504 Somehow even with all these people around, 219 00:14:46,504 --> 00:14:50,104 this three-year-old child managed to fall into the pool. 220 00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:52,914 Nobody even noticed till finally they found him floating face down 221 00:14:52,915 --> 00:14:55,015 in the water. 222 00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:57,485 Brain dead. 223 00:14:57,485 --> 00:15:00,255 Poor kid's in one of those padded wheelchairs now. 224 00:15:01,285 --> 00:15:03,555 Oh. 225 00:15:03,555 --> 00:15:07,225 I can't get that story out of my mind. 226 00:15:07,225 --> 00:15:09,865 I don't know why. 227 00:15:32,857 --> 00:15:34,857 Happy birthday. 228 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:50,667 It's supposed to rain down there, 229 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,537 so make sure that all the cellar windows are closed. 230 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,108 - Okay. - And make sure 231 00:15:55,108 --> 00:15:56,678 you check the one by Dad's wine rack. 232 00:15:56,678 --> 00:15:59,378 - Okay. - Easy, big fella. 233 00:15:59,378 --> 00:16:01,418 - That Jacuzzi's bitchin'. - Who is that? 234 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,388 That's Fran the waitress. We're really busy down here. 235 00:16:04,388 --> 00:16:07,718 - You're at work? - Yes, I'm at the pizzeria. 236 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,358 All right, I'll talk to you later. 237 00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:11,358 Bye. 238 00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:15,429 The Jacuzzi and the tub's fantastic. 239 00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:21,369 There's everybody. 240 00:16:21,369 --> 00:16:23,909 Don't let us forget to wash the sheets, okay? 241 00:16:23,909 --> 00:16:26,579 Yeah, ha ha! 242 00:16:26,579 --> 00:16:29,609 Anthony Jereboam Soprano. 243 00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:30,989 What's up? 244 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:35,450 Tony seem to hit the hooch a little at lunch today? 245 00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,250 I think he's feeling his age. 246 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,990 What do you think it's like for me? 247 00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:40,920 When we were kids, 248 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,030 he'd do whatever I said. 249 00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:47,810 He ate one of Tippy's Milk-Bones because I told him it was a cookie. 250 00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:57,741 My therapist Sandy, 251 00:16:57,741 --> 00:17:00,611 she said my Ma was a splitter. 252 00:17:00,611 --> 00:17:03,581 She'd pit us three against each other— 253 00:17:03,581 --> 00:17:05,581 to toughen us up, I guess. 254 00:17:07,281 --> 00:17:09,851 I couldn't help hearing you with AJ. 255 00:17:09,851 --> 00:17:13,521 God, you gotta walk on eggshells with these kids today, huh? 256 00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:16,662 We're almost through that phase, thank God. 257 00:17:19,462 --> 00:17:21,532 You're good with them. 258 00:17:21,532 --> 00:17:24,882 Really? I wish he'd go back to college. 259 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,602 He sleeps most nights at Blanca's. 260 00:17:28,602 --> 00:17:31,512 Speaking of kids and Ma, 261 00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:33,543 Sandy said something interesting— 262 00:17:33,543 --> 00:17:35,653 that when we were babies, 263 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,783 everything was fine, 264 00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:40,223 but Ma couldn't stand that as her babies got older, 265 00:17:40,223 --> 00:17:42,053 they separated from her. 266 00:17:42,053 --> 00:17:45,253 When they started to talk and express ideas, 267 00:17:45,253 --> 00:17:48,523 that's when the trouble started. 268 00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:51,033 It wasn't that she didn't love us. 269 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,914 Mmm-mmm! 270 00:18:02,644 --> 00:18:05,744 You've been a solid performer for some time now. 271 00:18:05,744 --> 00:18:08,024 Plus, you're my brother-in-law. 272 00:18:12,015 --> 00:18:15,185 You get older, you think about things. 273 00:18:15,185 --> 00:18:18,195 You're a young man. We both are. 274 00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:21,065 - World's still in front of us. - Balls. 275 00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:24,335 My estimate historically, 276 00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:27,665 80% of the time it ends up in the can like Johnny Sack 277 00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:30,575 or on the embalming table at Cozarelli's. 278 00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:32,175 Don't even say it. 279 00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:35,886 No risk, no reward. 280 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:52,736 I mean, yeah, our line of work, it's always out there. 281 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,737 You probably don't even hear it when it happens, right? 282 00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:58,807 Ask your friend in there on the wall. 283 00:18:59,907 --> 00:19:02,777 Listen to us. Morbid fucks. 284 00:19:04,637 --> 00:19:08,047 Come to think of it, you never popped your cherry in that regard, right? 285 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,577 No. 286 00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:13,147 Yet your old man was the fucking Terminator. 287 00:19:13,148 --> 00:19:15,218 I come close. 288 00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:19,128 I done other shit, but no. 289 00:19:19,128 --> 00:19:21,688 A salut'. 290 00:19:21,688 --> 00:19:23,928 It's a big fat pain in the balls. 291 00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:26,068 Especially now with DNA evidence. 292 00:19:27,628 --> 00:19:29,598 My pop never wanted it for me. 293 00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:31,738 He said there were times with all the worry 294 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,769 that he wished he could have stayed in the shop full-time, 295 00:19:33,769 --> 00:19:35,239 just cut hair. 296 00:19:35,239 --> 00:19:38,189 To be honest, I'd rather he fucking shot me than cut my hair. 297 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:48,319 There's somebody I've been bringing along to insulate myself 298 00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:51,859 from the stuff that could bring down a boss, 299 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:55,490 and take care of Carmela too, in case... 300 00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:56,800 God forbid. 301 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,670 Now maybe 302 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:04,440 between me and this person... 303 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,340 there's diverging agendas. 304 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,040 - Sorry to hear it. - It happens. 305 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,380 Thing is, the Newark facilities manager, 306 00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:14,781 he's gonna fix it so we do all the window replacements 307 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,851 in the projects. 308 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:21,491 I was thinking maybe you should work that. 309 00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:23,191 I'm honored just to be considered. 310 00:20:23,191 --> 00:20:27,191 Then we'll see what happens after that, long-term. 311 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,642 - Time for presents. - And grappa. 312 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:44,012 I told you people I didn't want any presents, just... 313 00:20:44,012 --> 00:20:46,882 Just a few kind words. 314 00:20:46,882 --> 00:20:49,252 That was my father's line every year. 315 00:20:49,252 --> 00:20:51,162 I get the joke, believe me. 316 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,723 "Soprano Home Movies." 317 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,363 I had all the Super 8s from when we were kids transferred. 318 00:21:00,363 --> 00:21:03,163 Oh, cool. 319 00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:04,863 It's really very thoughtful. 320 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,203 Thank you. 321 00:21:07,203 --> 00:21:09,543 - Uh-oh. - Oh, look at these. 322 00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:11,743 Oh, look at this. 323 00:21:11,744 --> 00:21:13,774 Taylor Made, wow! 324 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:21,454 "To my husband: You're not just a funny, smart, lovable, 325 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,384 good-looking guy. 326 00:21:23,384 --> 00:21:26,394 - You're mine." - Aww. 327 00:21:26,394 --> 00:21:29,364 - Thank you, baby. - Happy birthday. 328 00:21:29,364 --> 00:21:31,624 Cent' ann', Anthony. 329 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,335 Oh, wait wait. 330 00:21:37,235 --> 00:21:39,205 To have my health, 331 00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:41,775 to be in this beautiful spot 332 00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:43,715 with people that I love— 333 00:21:45,245 --> 00:21:48,245 - I couldn't ask for more. - Salut'. 334 00:22:20,377 --> 00:22:22,047 Six. 335 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:25,187 Community Chest. 336 00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:28,087 "Pay hospital $100." Fuck me. 337 00:22:28,087 --> 00:22:30,527 What are you doing? It goes in the bank. 338 00:22:30,527 --> 00:22:32,927 - We play the Free Parking rule. - What Free Parking rule? 339 00:22:32,928 --> 00:22:35,628 Money from Community Chest and Chance goes into the middle. 340 00:22:35,628 --> 00:22:37,798 Whoever lands on Free Parking gets the money. 341 00:22:37,798 --> 00:22:40,398 You show me that in the rules. 342 00:22:40,398 --> 00:22:43,338 Technically it isn't in the rules, but a lot of people play it that way. 343 00:22:43,338 --> 00:22:45,438 It adds a whole new level of excitement to the game. 344 00:22:45,438 --> 00:22:47,478 I don't agree with that. 345 00:22:47,478 --> 00:22:49,348 When we were growing up in our house, this is how we played. 346 00:22:49,348 --> 00:22:52,308 You know, the Parker Brothers took time to think this all out. 347 00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:54,349 I think we should respect that. 348 00:22:54,349 --> 00:22:57,159 Fuck the Parker Brothers. Just play the game. 349 00:22:58,519 --> 00:23:00,559 Out of grappa. How about some RĆ©my? 350 00:23:02,219 --> 00:23:05,759 - 9, 10, 11... - Yay! 351 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,499 - Fuck. - Marvin Gardens 352 00:23:08,499 --> 00:23:09,929 with two houses— 353 00:23:09,929 --> 00:23:12,909 360 simoleons. 354 00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:17,970 Don't throw the money at me. Hand it to me. 355 00:23:17,970 --> 00:23:19,640 I saw that. 356 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,650 - Saw what? - You just kyped $500 from the bank. 357 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:24,180 God damn it, Tony! 358 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:27,080 I beg your pardon, my sweet little potato. 359 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,580 You asshole. 360 00:23:33,491 --> 00:23:36,631 - Free Parking, baby. - This is bullshit. 361 00:23:36,631 --> 00:23:39,601 You take a game of skill and you make it just about luck. 362 00:23:39,601 --> 00:23:41,601 Are you listening to this fucking crybaby? 363 00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:43,671 How about I make up my own fucking rules? 364 00:23:43,671 --> 00:23:46,101 How about every time I land on one of my properties, 365 00:23:46,101 --> 00:23:48,101 I get $100. How about that? 366 00:23:48,101 --> 00:23:49,441 How about that? How about that? 367 00:23:49,441 --> 00:23:51,311 Whose turn is it, my turn? 368 00:23:51,312 --> 00:23:53,542 It was mine. Okay. 369 00:23:53,542 --> 00:23:55,382 Here's $150. 370 00:23:55,382 --> 00:23:57,712 I want to put a house on Ventnor. 371 00:23:57,712 --> 00:24:00,452 Daddy! 372 00:24:00,452 --> 00:24:02,282 She wants to say good night again. 373 00:24:02,282 --> 00:24:05,422 - Aww. - You gotta go to bed, baby. 374 00:24:05,422 --> 00:24:08,762 Come here, my sweetie. 375 00:24:08,762 --> 00:24:11,932 Yes, so if you go to bed, 376 00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:13,503 you know what? 377 00:24:13,503 --> 00:24:17,403 Mommy will give you a Willy Wonka Laffy Taffy. 378 00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:21,043 - Laffy Taffy! - Jan, we talked about this. 379 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,873 You tell me the difference between bribery 380 00:24:23,873 --> 00:24:26,083 and positive reinforcement. 381 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,083 That looked like a bribe to me. 382 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,983 You know what, Uncle Tony? Butt the fuck out. 383 00:24:30,983 --> 00:24:32,623 In front of the baby. 384 00:24:32,624 --> 00:24:36,154 They're in the kitchen. Night-night. 385 00:24:39,764 --> 00:24:43,164 I could tape you. Send it to "Parents Magazine." 386 00:24:43,164 --> 00:24:44,194 What's that supposed to mean? 387 00:24:44,194 --> 00:24:46,304 When we were kids, remember? 388 00:24:46,304 --> 00:24:48,334 You tape-recorded me and Barb fighting. 389 00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:50,604 You blackmailed us for over a fucking month. 390 00:24:50,604 --> 00:24:53,404 - I did no such thing. - Oh! Yeah, you did. 391 00:24:53,405 --> 00:24:56,775 - You fed him a Milk-Bone. - You what? 392 00:24:56,775 --> 00:24:59,715 You want to swap family stories, Ton'? 393 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,985 How about the time that Mom and Dad 394 00:25:01,985 --> 00:25:04,015 were coming back from the Copa? 395 00:25:04,015 --> 00:25:05,585 That's enough, Janice. 396 00:25:05,585 --> 00:25:07,255 And Ma's hair... 397 00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:11,195 That never even happened. And anyway, it's not for public consumption. 398 00:25:11,196 --> 00:25:14,366 - Oh, my God, what? - They're driving back from Manhattan 399 00:25:14,366 --> 00:25:17,366 with Uncle Jun and his goomar. 400 00:25:17,366 --> 00:25:19,366 Oh, what was her name, Tony? 401 00:25:19,366 --> 00:25:21,536 - Your ass. - That's how we heard the story— 402 00:25:21,536 --> 00:25:25,476 through her. Rose Marie. Anyway, 403 00:25:25,476 --> 00:25:27,146 my father's driving, 404 00:25:27,146 --> 00:25:30,476 and she's ragging on his ass. You know how she'd get. 405 00:25:30,476 --> 00:25:34,046 He'd been drinking, I guess. 406 00:25:34,047 --> 00:25:37,117 - And he takes out his gun. - Oh my God. 407 00:25:37,117 --> 00:25:39,017 - Boom! - Holy shit. 408 00:25:39,017 --> 00:25:40,487 Fucking blew it 409 00:25:40,487 --> 00:25:43,467 right through her beehive hairdo. 410 00:25:46,367 --> 00:25:49,097 I can't believe you never told me that story. 411 00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:51,167 Yeah, what's the big deal? 412 00:25:51,168 --> 00:25:54,008 'Cause it makes us look like a fucking dysfunctional family. 413 00:25:54,008 --> 00:25:57,208 - Jesus Christ! - My turn. 414 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:59,578 And don't you ever tell the kids that about their grandfather. 415 00:25:59,578 --> 00:26:01,308 Of course not. 416 00:26:01,308 --> 00:26:03,918 So did you guys look at her hair? Was there powder burns? 417 00:26:03,918 --> 00:26:06,828 She had it bobbed the next day. 418 00:26:08,488 --> 00:26:10,958 - Play the game. - Okay okay. 419 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,758 Doubles. 420 00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:15,559 Ah, one-two-three, four-five-six... 421 00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:17,029 Boardwalk— I own it. 422 00:26:17,029 --> 00:26:18,529 You blew guys under it. 423 00:26:20,029 --> 00:26:22,029 I roll again. 424 00:26:22,029 --> 00:26:23,339 Okay. 425 00:26:23,339 --> 00:26:26,269 "Second prize in a beauty contest. 426 00:26:26,269 --> 00:26:28,439 Collect $10." 427 00:26:28,439 --> 00:26:30,109 Go ahead! 428 00:26:30,109 --> 00:26:31,679 Make your stupid joke. 429 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,580 I got nothing to say. 430 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:36,010 Think I'll buy a railroad. 431 00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:38,850 A German Shepherd's shaved asshole won first prize. 432 00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:42,250 Ho— you're talking about my wife. 433 00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:44,620 - You married her. - This is my home. 434 00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,190 No more talking like that. 435 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:48,690 - It's okay, Bobby. - Stay outta this. 436 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,900 You Sopranos— 437 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,530 you go too far. 438 00:26:57,571 --> 00:27:00,841 All right. You know, Jan, he's right. 439 00:27:00,841 --> 00:27:03,181 I'm sorry. 440 00:27:03,181 --> 00:27:05,211 I crossed the line. 441 00:27:05,211 --> 00:27:07,851 I apologize. It won't happen again. 442 00:27:07,851 --> 00:27:10,121 My turn— oh fuck, Income Tax. 443 00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:22,962 with his schlong in Jan's mouth... 444 00:27:24,262 --> 00:27:26,112 - Oh, Tony! - Bobby! 445 00:27:32,303 --> 00:27:33,543 No, stop! 446 00:27:36,713 --> 00:27:38,213 What are you doing? 447 00:27:41,383 --> 00:27:42,823 Stop that now! 448 00:27:50,093 --> 00:27:51,363 You fuck! 449 00:27:51,364 --> 00:27:52,664 Tony! 450 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,504 Tony! Stop it! 451 00:27:59,004 --> 00:28:00,604 Ow! 452 00:28:06,414 --> 00:28:08,414 Bobby! 453 00:28:14,455 --> 00:28:17,225 What the fuck are you doing? Stop! 454 00:28:17,225 --> 00:28:19,325 Stop! 455 00:28:19,325 --> 00:28:20,925 Bobby! 456 00:28:20,925 --> 00:28:24,065 Mommy! Mommy! 457 00:28:24,065 --> 00:28:25,905 What do we pay you for? Put her to bed. 458 00:28:28,635 --> 00:28:30,965 Bobby! 459 00:28:30,965 --> 00:28:33,835 Tony— Tony, are you all right? 460 00:28:33,836 --> 00:28:35,616 Oh, Jesus. 461 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:39,916 Come on— oh. 462 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,416 Bobby— stop. 463 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:44,216 Stop, you are in no condition. 464 00:28:44,216 --> 00:28:46,456 You'll kill yourself! 465 00:28:49,216 --> 00:28:50,426 Fuck! 466 00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:00,637 I'm okay. 467 00:29:00,637 --> 00:29:02,397 Oh, my shoulder is killing me. 468 00:29:02,397 --> 00:29:05,107 Jesus-fucking-Christ, Tony. 469 00:29:05,107 --> 00:29:07,207 Is he all right? 470 00:29:07,207 --> 00:29:10,377 Hold it, everybody. 471 00:29:11,808 --> 00:29:14,518 Look, Ton— I'm really sorry. 472 00:29:14,518 --> 00:29:15,878 Bobby, just shut up. 473 00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:18,358 Let's all just go to bed. 474 00:29:32,969 --> 00:29:34,999 I'll go get some ice. 475 00:29:36,869 --> 00:29:39,339 What the fuck were you thinking? 476 00:29:39,339 --> 00:29:41,579 You're my wife. He insulted you. 477 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:44,649 I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself. 478 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:47,319 Oh, God, he is head of the family. 479 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:50,589 Do you think he's just gonna wake up tomorrow and forget about this? 480 00:31:13,804 --> 00:31:15,374 What the fuck are you doing? 481 00:31:16,944 --> 00:31:20,244 You beat me fair and square. 482 00:31:20,244 --> 00:31:22,754 Come on, let's just... 483 00:31:54,616 --> 00:31:57,956 Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. 484 00:32:05,996 --> 00:32:08,196 How's your shoulder? 485 00:32:08,196 --> 00:32:10,396 - Great. - Maybe we should have it looked at. 486 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:12,306 I'm packed. I would like to go. 487 00:32:15,037 --> 00:32:19,317 You were right. You told me to ease up on the drinking. 488 00:32:20,877 --> 00:32:22,477 You shoulda' insisted. 489 00:32:22,477 --> 00:32:24,047 So now it's my fault? 490 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,717 Go wash your face so we can leave. 491 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:41,238 I hope you're hungry. I made a frittata. 492 00:32:43,068 --> 00:32:44,868 And Ramos fizzes. 493 00:32:44,868 --> 00:32:47,908 Well, thank you but we think it'd be better if we left. 494 00:32:47,908 --> 00:32:49,168 Not because of last night? 495 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:50,838 It's for the best. 496 00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:52,938 Come on, we're family! 497 00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:54,879 Jesus, these things happen. 498 00:32:54,879 --> 00:32:56,919 I really think we'd all be more comfortable. 499 00:32:56,919 --> 00:32:59,149 We had a little too much to drink, 500 00:32:59,149 --> 00:33:02,919 but no harm done. The whole thing's already forgotten. 501 00:33:02,919 --> 00:33:06,559 Besides, Tony, we have that thing later. The Canucks. 502 00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:09,029 It's a sin to waste food. 503 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:11,459 Well, I don't know. 504 00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:14,140 Here— hair of the dog. 505 00:34:02,052 --> 00:34:05,482 suicide car bomber kills two U.S. soldiers... 506 00:34:05,482 --> 00:34:07,652 west of Baghdad. 507 00:34:07,652 --> 00:34:10,792 That makes five Americans killed in Iraq over the past two days. 508 00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:12,622 There are more Iraqi deaths, 509 00:34:12,623 --> 00:34:15,493 at least 29 bodies found scattered around Baghdad today... 510 00:34:15,493 --> 00:34:17,663 Fucking look at him out there. 511 00:34:17,663 --> 00:34:19,633 What? 512 00:34:19,633 --> 00:34:22,633 I've seen that sitting in the chair thing. 513 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:25,213 Come on. People sit in chairs. 514 00:34:33,354 --> 00:34:34,954 The couple from Verona never came back 515 00:34:34,954 --> 00:34:36,984 to take a second look at the house. 516 00:34:40,494 --> 00:34:43,064 Meadow's staying in this weekend to study. 517 00:34:45,324 --> 00:34:48,064 Pediatricians aren't the highest-paid doctors— 518 00:34:48,064 --> 00:34:49,634 that's radiologists. 519 00:34:49,634 --> 00:34:54,134 But still, what a wonderful thing to be. 520 00:34:55,535 --> 00:34:59,105 That fucking throw rug hadn't been there, would've been 521 00:34:59,105 --> 00:35:01,615 - Bobby on his back, not me. - What? 522 00:35:01,615 --> 00:35:04,115 I wouldn't have slipped. I would have kicked his ass. 523 00:35:04,115 --> 00:35:07,285 Jesus Christ, do you think I care? 524 00:35:07,285 --> 00:35:09,815 Oh, you don't, huh? 525 00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,355 You were there— 526 00:35:11,356 --> 00:35:14,296 that night in the crowd in the parking lot at Pizza World, 527 00:35:14,296 --> 00:35:16,456 when I took Dominic Tedesco. 528 00:35:16,456 --> 00:35:18,726 I didn't even know your name, but I remember 529 00:35:18,726 --> 00:35:21,596 our eyes met, and you were blown away. 530 00:35:21,596 --> 00:35:23,876 I was in fucking high school. 531 00:35:25,836 --> 00:35:29,076 I'm supposed to be turned on by you beating up your brother-in-law 532 00:35:29,076 --> 00:35:30,876 at your 47th birthday? 533 00:35:30,876 --> 00:35:32,646 How old is Bobby? 42, 43? 534 00:35:32,647 --> 00:35:34,947 You think those four years don't make a difference? 535 00:35:34,947 --> 00:35:37,017 You had it coming. 536 00:35:37,017 --> 00:35:39,287 You get away with murder because you're his boss. 537 00:35:39,287 --> 00:35:40,917 Oh, really? 538 00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:43,587 And how about the fact he wouldn't be living in that fucking mansion 539 00:35:43,587 --> 00:35:45,527 if it wasn't for me? 540 00:35:45,527 --> 00:35:48,657 I had to sacrifice my entire friendship with Johnny Sack 541 00:35:48,657 --> 00:35:50,537 to get him and Janice that house. 542 00:35:51,728 --> 00:35:53,568 Funny how everybody forgets that, huh? 543 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,598 They are grateful, Tony. 544 00:35:55,598 --> 00:35:57,768 Jesus—! 545 00:35:57,768 --> 00:36:00,408 You know, you and your sister, you are emotionally blocked. 546 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:03,548 I'm old, Carm. 547 00:36:03,548 --> 00:36:05,908 And my body has suffered a trauma 548 00:36:05,908 --> 00:36:08,678 that it will probably never fully recover from, 549 00:36:08,678 --> 00:36:11,488 so why don't we just face the facts? 550 00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:20,529 - Yeah? - Hey, T, it's me. 551 00:36:20,529 --> 00:36:22,629 Just wanted to wish you a belated happy birthday. 552 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,460 We had a scare last summer. 553 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:53,090 Guy down the road was fishing, thought he caught a snakehead. 554 00:36:53,091 --> 00:36:54,161 Yuck. 555 00:36:54,161 --> 00:36:56,201 Thankfully, it was only a bowfin. 556 00:36:56,201 --> 00:36:58,331 - What's a snakehead? - It's this horrible, ugly fish... 557 00:36:58,331 --> 00:37:00,031 Tell you something, Bobby. 558 00:37:00,031 --> 00:37:01,701 We had this little tussle a year ago, 559 00:37:01,701 --> 00:37:03,271 before my injury— 560 00:37:03,271 --> 00:37:04,481 This again? 561 00:37:06,111 --> 00:37:08,341 Ton', I think everyone here knows 562 00:37:08,341 --> 00:37:09,741 you were at a disadvantage. 563 00:37:09,741 --> 00:37:11,581 I don't want to take nothin' away from you, 564 00:37:11,582 --> 00:37:13,682 but... 565 00:37:13,682 --> 00:37:15,682 sucker punch is a sucker punch. 566 00:37:15,682 --> 00:37:17,192 So then it wasn't fair and square? 567 00:37:17,192 --> 00:37:18,492 I mean, make up your mind. 568 00:37:18,492 --> 00:37:20,262 I think we both know what's what. 569 00:37:21,692 --> 00:37:24,432 But forget about it. I have. 570 00:37:28,562 --> 00:37:30,832 Come on, Bobby, let's go. 571 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,532 Where are you two going? 572 00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:34,473 Play some golf with some people. 573 00:37:34,473 --> 00:37:35,873 Oh, right. 574 00:37:35,873 --> 00:37:37,713 Why don't you just hit a few into the lake? 575 00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:39,553 Bobby, come on. 576 00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:50,553 You okay? 577 00:37:50,553 --> 00:37:52,893 Could turn the air on. 578 00:37:52,894 --> 00:37:54,794 I'm good. 579 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:58,004 Just I should have taken a leak before we left. 580 00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:14,045 Oh, honey, look at you go! 581 00:38:14,045 --> 00:38:17,185 Mercedes, you didn't tell me that you were taking her in the lake. 582 00:38:17,185 --> 00:38:18,455 I'm watching her, Miss Janice. 583 00:38:18,455 --> 00:38:19,885 You're supposed to tell me 584 00:38:19,885 --> 00:38:21,425 whenever you take her in the lake. 585 00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:22,585 It's all right. I'm here, too. 586 00:38:22,585 --> 00:38:24,155 I don't want Nica going in the lake 587 00:38:24,155 --> 00:38:25,825 without my knowing. 588 00:38:27,195 --> 00:38:29,105 Come on, you've been in there long enough. 589 00:38:31,065 --> 00:38:33,435 Nica, did you hear me? I'm talking to you. 590 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,566 No! 591 00:38:34,566 --> 00:38:37,136 What did you say? 592 00:38:37,136 --> 00:38:38,706 Nica, come over here. 593 00:38:38,706 --> 00:38:40,676 - No. - Don't tell me no. 594 00:38:40,676 --> 00:38:43,276 Don't you ever tell me no! 595 00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:47,086 - Mad. - You're not mad. 596 00:38:47,086 --> 00:38:49,216 You have no right to feel mad. 597 00:38:49,216 --> 00:38:51,656 I'll give you something to be mad about. 598 00:38:51,657 --> 00:38:53,317 Take her to the house, 599 00:38:53,317 --> 00:38:55,267 and put her to bed now. 600 00:38:59,757 --> 00:39:02,597 She's never spoken to me like that before— never. 601 00:39:02,597 --> 00:39:05,437 - Probably needs that nap. - That fucking Bobby Jr, 602 00:39:05,437 --> 00:39:07,567 he's going through his goddamn adolescence. 603 00:39:07,567 --> 00:39:09,067 He's nothing but lip and attitude. 604 00:39:10,277 --> 00:39:11,737 She's imitating. 605 00:39:11,738 --> 00:39:13,308 She's got that pitch-perfect ear. 606 00:39:15,908 --> 00:39:18,018 I'm a little hyper today. 607 00:39:18,018 --> 00:39:20,048 Maybe it's these estrogen pills. 608 00:39:20,048 --> 00:39:21,828 Well, if you're as hungover as I am... 609 00:39:31,859 --> 00:39:34,639 That was some story you told, though. 610 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,339 My dad and the gun? 611 00:39:38,339 --> 00:39:41,569 That alone was worth the price of admission. 612 00:39:41,569 --> 00:39:45,579 Oh, he was Nabolidan' to his core, boy. 613 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,990 Mmm. 614 00:39:58,190 --> 00:40:00,690 I had this boyfriend once— 615 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:03,730 one night he hit me. 616 00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:05,860 Boy oh boy, I blew my lid. 617 00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:08,280 I completely exploded. 618 00:40:09,730 --> 00:40:12,000 I'm more like my dad. 619 00:40:12,001 --> 00:40:13,241 Than who? 620 00:40:13,241 --> 00:40:16,311 Tony, for example. 621 00:40:16,311 --> 00:40:19,211 So, what are you saying? He's more like your mother? 622 00:40:19,211 --> 00:40:20,311 No. 623 00:40:20,311 --> 00:40:23,261 Listen, he's got that temper too. 624 00:40:29,121 --> 00:40:31,561 In the end he went his separate way. 625 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,162 Who? 626 00:40:33,162 --> 00:40:35,332 My boyfriend. 627 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,532 I'm not proud of it, though. 628 00:40:38,532 --> 00:40:40,872 Sounds like he deserved it. 629 00:40:46,872 --> 00:40:48,472 My mother, though, 630 00:40:48,472 --> 00:40:51,082 she could lay out in the weeds for days, years, 631 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,382 waiting to strike. 632 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:55,313 That verbal diarrhea, 633 00:40:55,313 --> 00:40:57,623 when you got something in that head of yours, Janice, 634 00:40:57,623 --> 00:41:00,153 you give yourself away. What are you saying about my husband? 635 00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:01,453 What— what did I say? 636 00:41:01,453 --> 00:41:03,493 I don't know what goes on in your house, 637 00:41:03,493 --> 00:41:08,033 but for your information, Tony has never raised his hand to his children. 638 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:09,663 Nothing goes on in my house. 639 00:41:09,663 --> 00:41:12,513 - Or to me. - Fine. 640 00:41:16,404 --> 00:41:18,104 But you know what, I take that back. 641 00:41:18,104 --> 00:41:22,114 Once he slapped AJ, and he felt horrible about it— 642 00:41:22,114 --> 00:41:23,354 for days. 643 00:41:25,284 --> 00:41:27,754 Bobby took advantage of him last night 644 00:41:27,754 --> 00:41:29,454 when Tony had had too much to drink. 645 00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:32,224 There is no excuse for the way Bobby blindsided him. 646 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:39,665 Tony is not a vindictive man. 647 00:41:44,065 --> 00:41:45,945 What did I say? 648 00:42:01,416 --> 00:42:04,456 You had a pretty good success with the Lipitor, right? 649 00:42:04,456 --> 00:42:08,426 Well, at this moment we could also sell to you Fosamax. 650 00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:11,296 Medication for... 651 00:42:11,297 --> 00:42:14,467 osteo— osteporose, you know, for the women, their bones. 652 00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:17,337 Now, one month's supply of Fosamax, 653 00:42:17,337 --> 00:42:19,267 four pilules — pills, 654 00:42:19,267 --> 00:42:22,707 sells for $70 U.S. from the pharmacy. 655 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:26,977 We sell four pills to you for $10 U.S. 656 00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:29,047 - What, are they counterfeit? - No no no. 657 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,647 They're true. They're from Assurance Maladie, 658 00:42:31,648 --> 00:42:35,288 but expiree,-- like, old. 659 00:42:35,288 --> 00:42:37,498 Change the date, nobody knows. 660 00:42:41,028 --> 00:42:44,868 How much... Fosamax can you get? 661 00:42:44,868 --> 00:42:48,298 20,000 pills every three months. 662 00:42:48,298 --> 00:42:50,708 There some way we could get you to lower your price? 663 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:52,208 You already make a big profit. 664 00:42:52,209 --> 00:42:53,609 That's a good deal. 665 00:42:53,609 --> 00:42:56,109 And we'll give you the first pills in one week, Monday. 666 00:43:00,479 --> 00:43:02,379 What? 667 00:43:02,379 --> 00:43:05,189 I cannot come the week next 668 00:43:05,189 --> 00:43:08,119 because ma soeur— my sister, 669 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,019 she has problems in the court. 670 00:43:10,019 --> 00:43:11,389 She got a good lawyer? 671 00:43:11,390 --> 00:43:12,890 Makes all the difference. 672 00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:16,000 Her old husband, he wants to take the child they have together 673 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,470 to Winnipeg, because he's some drummer over there. 674 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,870 - Can you believe this? - She never see her son. 675 00:43:20,870 --> 00:43:23,400 Separate a child from his mother? 676 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,910 I mean, what kind of person does this? 677 00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:29,610 I would give anything to be, you know, debarasse of this shit. 678 00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:31,750 To have him gone from her life— 679 00:43:31,751 --> 00:43:33,681 That's tough talk, bon ami. 680 00:43:33,681 --> 00:43:36,321 I'm really serious. 681 00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,821 I tell you what: 682 00:43:39,821 --> 00:43:42,661 you knock your price down to 35 grande 683 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:46,261 and we'll see what we can do about making your sister's custody problem... 684 00:43:46,261 --> 00:43:47,701 go away. 685 00:43:49,601 --> 00:43:51,771 And I'm not talking about a lawyer, either. 686 00:43:51,772 --> 00:43:53,732 Now, who does this? 687 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:55,972 You pay to some drug addict? 688 00:43:55,972 --> 00:43:58,352 No, somebody reliable. 689 00:44:01,042 --> 00:44:03,522 We got to talk. 690 00:44:06,552 --> 00:44:09,962 You'll take care of this, right? 691 00:44:13,793 --> 00:44:15,563 Sure. 692 00:44:16,663 --> 00:44:18,473 No bow and arrows now. 693 00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:27,873 Ooh. 694 00:44:32,174 --> 00:44:33,814 Nice, huh? 695 00:44:50,364 --> 00:44:52,464 Bobby... 696 00:44:52,465 --> 00:44:54,705 Hi, hi. 697 00:44:54,705 --> 00:44:56,735 Mwah! 698 00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:57,975 Oh, how was the game? 699 00:44:57,975 --> 00:44:59,775 Oh, you know, he held his own, but... 700 00:44:59,775 --> 00:45:01,245 Must have been the new clubs. 701 00:45:01,245 --> 00:45:03,175 - Yeah. - Do you want to eat something? 702 00:45:03,175 --> 00:45:06,045 No no, I figure we should hit the road, 703 00:45:06,045 --> 00:45:07,785 beat the traffic. 704 00:45:07,785 --> 00:45:09,155 Okay. 705 00:45:14,986 --> 00:45:17,496 You let him win. Smart. 706 00:45:23,966 --> 00:45:25,536 Drive carefully. 707 00:45:26,996 --> 00:45:29,366 Here. 708 00:45:29,366 --> 00:45:31,506 Thanks again for my present. 709 00:45:31,507 --> 00:45:34,747 Oh, wait till you see the shots of Aunt Gemma from the '60s. 710 00:45:34,747 --> 00:45:37,417 You forget what a beauty she was before the steroids. 711 00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:39,877 - Bobby, you're a wonderful host. - It was our pleasure. 712 00:45:39,877 --> 00:45:42,487 Goodbye. When Nica wakes up from her nap, 713 00:45:42,487 --> 00:45:44,217 give her a belly smooch from us. 714 00:45:44,217 --> 00:45:46,357 Okay. Bye. 715 00:46:00,568 --> 00:46:03,208 He broke your balls about the fight, didn't he? 716 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:06,948 No, he didn't. 717 00:46:12,749 --> 00:46:14,619 Bobby? 718 00:46:14,619 --> 00:46:15,989 Where are you going? 719 00:46:15,989 --> 00:46:17,559 - It's business, Jan. - Now? 720 00:46:17,559 --> 00:46:19,689 - Yeah. - Well, when are you coming back? 721 00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:21,289 I'm not sure. A couple days. 722 00:46:21,289 --> 00:46:23,629 A couple of days? The Salernos are coming tomorrow. 723 00:46:23,629 --> 00:46:25,499 Stop fucking nagging me. 724 00:46:25,499 --> 00:46:27,739 I'll be back as soon as I can. 725 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,730 - Allo, Natalie. - Salut. 726 00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:55,294 Yeah? 727 00:47:55,294 --> 00:47:57,224 Some news about this gun charge: 728 00:47:57,224 --> 00:47:59,724 - it's not going away. - You said they dropped it. 729 00:47:59,724 --> 00:48:02,864 Essex County did, but now looks like the feds took it over. 730 00:48:02,864 --> 00:48:04,164 Fuck. 731 00:48:04,164 --> 00:48:06,834 What happened to "It's a piece-of-shit case"? 732 00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:09,134 It is. Unwinnable. 733 00:48:09,134 --> 00:48:12,204 But fold it into a RICO, it adds a predicate. 734 00:48:12,205 --> 00:48:14,775 Good news is if they had what they needed 735 00:48:14,775 --> 00:48:17,515 we'd be having this conversation through glass. 736 00:48:17,515 --> 00:48:19,585 I gotta go. 737 00:49:02,497 --> 00:49:04,267 Girls, let's do the tea now. 738 00:49:06,397 --> 00:49:08,437 Pour a little for Jamie too. 739 00:49:13,438 --> 00:49:16,338 - Bobby, finally! - Hey, Bobby. 740 00:49:16,338 --> 00:49:17,878 Daddy!