1 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:58,910 Frankie, where are you? 2 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:46,310 Welcome to the chop shop, Cugine. 3 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:57,710 You can't kill me twice, Sally boy. 4 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,710 I'm already fucking dead, remember? 5 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:04,310 I'm the boss, Michael. What you had belongs to me. 6 00:03:04,345 --> 00:03:06,175 Even the girl I loved? 7 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:08,810 What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine. 8 00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:17,010 Well... 9 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:19,610 This is mine too, Sally. 10 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:24,910 Now you can have it. 11 00:03:25,010 --> 00:03:27,410 Vaffancul'. 12 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:44,610 Fuck Ben Kingsley. 13 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:47,410 Danny Baldwin took him to fucking acting school. 14 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:49,410 Very well directed, Morgan. 15 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:53,110 I Think there's potentially more money in this than in the porn we've done. 16 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:55,510 So what do we think? We need the extra scene or not? 17 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,110 I like it the way it is. 18 00:03:57,210 --> 00:04:00,710 I don't know, Rissy, these audiences today love blood. 19 00:04:00,745 --> 00:04:02,410 I tend to agree with Carlo. 20 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,510 I'm thinking one more sexy kill. 21 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:07,110 When Michael follows Centrella to the strip club, 22 00:04:07,145 --> 00:04:09,410 What if he chops up one of the women? 23 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,410 Who as fate would have it, 24 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:13,810 Was at one time Sally boy's mistress. 25 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:15,810 Two extra shoot days, at a minimum. 26 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:18,010 - Kid, if it buys us a bullshit theatrical release- 27 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:20,610 I'm gonna have to get more money from Tony. 28 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:23,310 I want this fucking thing out there. 29 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:24,775 Yeah, T, what's up? 30 00:04:24,810 --> 00:04:26,910 You talked to the guy with the air mattresses? 31 00:04:26,945 --> 00:04:29,010 I'm in editing. We just saw the cut of "cleaver. " 32 00:04:29,110 --> 00:04:31,175 - And? - Awesome as is. 33 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:33,910 The lawyer called, though. We might have to change the title. 34 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:36,410 The Eldridge Cleaver estate, they with an injunction. 35 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:40,110 Listen, if you wanna see some of it, we're finishing the ADR after lunch. 36 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:42,410 - What's that again? - Sound dubbing. 37 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:44,910 Just call this dispatcher. It's a holiday weekend. 38 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:47,010 Thousands of people will be out at the beach. 39 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:48,575 I'm on it. 40 00:04:48,610 --> 00:04:50,375 - He coming down? - Please. 41 00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:52,910 He don't give two shits about production. 42 00:05:03,910 --> 00:05:06,260 Mr. Sacrimoni, how are you today? 43 00:05:06,295 --> 00:05:08,610 Isn't that for you to tell me? 44 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,010 I wish I had better news. 45 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:15,710 Based on the latest pictures, 46 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:18,610 The cancer has continued to metastasize from the lungs. 47 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:20,810 We now show masses in the mediastinal lymph nodes, 48 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:22,610 Both kidneys and the brain. 49 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:25,010 The headaches. 50 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:32,610 So the... 51 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:34,960 Lobectomy, radiation, 52 00:05:34,995 --> 00:05:37,210 The goddamn chemo, 53 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:40,010 What was all that? for kicks? 54 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,510 Those were our options at the time. 55 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,610 And now what are our options? 56 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,410 Limited to the extent that I wouldn't recommend any. 57 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:49,710 At this point, we're looking at stage four small cell carcinoma of the lungs. 58 00:05:49,745 --> 00:05:52,210 - And there's no stage five. - That's correct. 59 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:59,175 How long? 60 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:02,110 Difficult to say. 61 00:06:02,210 --> 00:06:05,210 - I have seen miracles over the years. - Forget the miracles. 62 00:06:05,245 --> 00:06:07,210 Three months. 63 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:12,210 Give or take. 64 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:24,610 Thank you for your candor. 65 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:26,710 We have a plane back to Springfield. 66 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:31,710 How you doing, John? 67 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:35,410 It's funny- ironic- whichever. 68 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:37,910 I got here. 69 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:40,910 I quit smoking after 38 years, 70 00:06:40,945 --> 00:06:44,110 Exercised, ate right. 71 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:49,310 And for what? 72 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,410 Even still, 73 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:53,810 It was the right move. 74 00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:20,810 Oh, there she is, my girl. 75 00:07:20,845 --> 00:07:23,110 How are you, sweetie? 76 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,010 - Hey, dad. - Hi. 77 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,510 What did Rosen say? 78 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:38,510 - How's the hotel? You all settled in? - It's fine. 79 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:42,910 - How are you, angel? You look beautiful. - I'm good. 80 00:07:42,945 --> 00:07:45,010 - Eric sends his love. - That's nice. 81 00:07:45,045 --> 00:07:47,210 John, what about Rosen? 82 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:55,210 I don't know. I... 83 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:57,610 I don't know, sweetie. 84 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:02,510 - I'm very very sick. - Oh my god. 85 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:09,210 All right, don't cry. 86 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:12,710 Don't cry. You don't have to make it any harder than it is, all right? 87 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:15,310 No physical contact, please. 88 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:19,610 - I Love you, John. - I Love you, too. 89 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:22,910 - Daddy. - I Know. I Know. 90 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:25,010 Ladies, no contact. 91 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,310 All right. 92 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:34,710 You come back, you see me again tomorrow. 93 00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:37,110 We have more time, huh? 94 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:17,610 Could I bum one of those? 95 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:33,010 It's casual, though, right? 96 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,910 It's your cousin's movie premiere. We should dress accordingly. 97 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,010 It's what they call a cast-and-crew screening. 98 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,010 It's in the city, Tony, 99 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,210 With an after-party at some rooftop bar 100 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,910 In the meat-packing district. That place is very chic now. 101 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:48,310 Meat packers? I'm a happily married man. 102 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:50,310 I'm telling you it's not dress up. 103 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:52,410 Speaking of dress up, Christopher told me 104 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:55,310 Kelli is having her wedding dress made into an outfit 105 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,110 - For the baby to be christened in. - Oh, sweet. 106 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:06,310 You all right? 107 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,210 Are you taking a date to the screening? 108 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,110 If I can meet a normal guy, maybe. 109 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:18,110 I heard that 110 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,810 What, Finn wasn't normal? 111 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:24,275 I don't intend to discuss Finn. 112 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,910 What about that guy in your mcat review? 113 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:30,110 Please, he's completely fixated his O-Chem final. 114 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:32,910 He wants to be a doctor. Tell him it's educational. 115 00:10:32,945 --> 00:10:34,910 There's body parts all over this movie. 116 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,675 Hey, screw the movie. I Just wanna hang with celebs. 117 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:40,710 Why, you think you're gonna get to sleep with Paris Hilton? 118 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:42,610 What? No. 119 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,775 Stop fidgeting and eat your noodles. 120 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,810 - I don't want them. - Where are you going? 121 00:10:49,845 --> 00:10:52,010 The bathroom. Jesus. 122 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:57,010 - Meow. - You two have a fight? 123 00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:59,110 I don't know. 124 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,610 Keep an eye on his temp, and we'll finish out the week on the ceftin. 125 00:11:04,645 --> 00:11:07,377 You rest now. I'll see you in the morning. 126 00:11:07,412 --> 00:11:10,110 - He should be on heparin. - Excuse me. 127 00:11:10,145 --> 00:11:13,010 Listen to him. Check his ABG. 128 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:16,310 I'm gonna have to ask you again to not interfere, Warren. 129 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,910 I'm gonna change your sheets. 130 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,510 So what are you, The world's smartest orderly? 131 00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:30,510 These days I am. 132 00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:33,210 22 years a practicing oncologist, 133 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,810 Specializing in cancers of the liver. 134 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:37,810 Roll to your right, please. 135 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:43,910 Let me spare us the awkwardness. 136 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:46,010 I killed my wife. 137 00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:48,610 Not that it's any justification, 138 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:50,710 I had reason to suspect 139 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:54,375 She was cheating on me with her chiropractor. 140 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:58,110 - Jesus. - Granted, I was abusing cocaine at the time, 141 00:11:58,145 --> 00:12:01,710 And alcohol. But I came home one day 142 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:05,110 Shot her four times- twice in the head. 143 00:12:05,145 --> 00:12:07,710 I killed her aunt, too. 144 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:13,710 I didn't know she was there. Roll over, please. 145 00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:16,810 And the mailman. 146 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,910 At that point, I had to fully commit. 147 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:21,910 Why are you here exactly? 148 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:23,910 I've been accused of being part 149 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,910 Of a certain italian-american subculture. 150 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:29,710 hey, I know who you are. 151 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,710 I meant, what's wrong with you? 152 00:12:31,745 --> 00:12:33,710 Oh. 153 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:37,210 - Lungs. - I've been wanting to meet you, actually. 154 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,675 I saw you on Bill Curtis. 155 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:42,810 - Warren Feldman. - John sacrimoni. 156 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,310 Good to know you. 157 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:48,410 - I take it you done chemo, huh? - Twice. 158 00:12:48,445 --> 00:12:50,210 Mind if I take a look at your chart? 159 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,510 What about Gunga Din? 160 00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:55,410 Gupte? Fuck him. 161 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,475 Oh, you're seeing Rosen. 162 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,710 They let me fly to cleveland, my expense. 163 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:02,610 - You know him? - I saw him speak once 164 00:13:02,645 --> 00:13:06,410 At an ASCO conference in Georgia. 165 00:13:06,445 --> 00:13:08,810 - Good man. - But... 166 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,510 Actually, very few people know this, 167 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:14,010 But he really can't walk on water. 168 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:17,710 What was his prognosis? 169 00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:19,610 Three months. 170 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:22,610 - With the treatment you've had? - What do you mean? 171 00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:26,910 You got a window of one to three years. 172 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:29,010 What about the metastases? 173 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:31,210 Two rounds of paraplatin, 174 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,010 Docetaxel and platinol 175 00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:34,710 Concurrent with radiation? 176 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:37,310 Come on, any cancer inside you has slowed to a crawl. 177 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:41,375 Why is he so fucking negative? 178 00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:45,310 We tell the patient three months. He lives a year. Who looks like a hero? 179 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:52,310 I'll see you around, John. You take it easy. Hang in there. 180 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,310 Fuck me. 181 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,410 Tony, morning. 182 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,510 You got a sec? 183 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:19,010 As I told you, my partner and I are 184 00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:21,110 With the joint terror task force now. 185 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,575 You're around Port Newark often enough. 186 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,910 We're concerned about what might come through there from the middle east. 187 00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:30,410 Yeah, and... 188 00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:32,710 Let's talk terror funding. 189 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,410 Most of it comes about through illegal enterprise. 190 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:38,410 Our pitch is this, and it's the same we gave Christopher Moltisanti- 191 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,110 If he never mentioned it: 192 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:43,410 If you or any of your people ever heard of anything going down, 193 00:14:43,445 --> 00:14:45,175 Middle easterners, pakistanis, 194 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:48,410 You'd be helping us a lot if you let us know. 195 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:52,210 I Think there's a word for that. 196 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:55,310 Your daughter takes pre-med classes in New York. 197 00:14:55,345 --> 00:14:56,910 She use the tunnels? 198 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,510 Just something to keep in mind. 199 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,510 That's the last time I'm going down for the paper. 200 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,910 You tell that fucking polack to get here earlier 201 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,975 And bring up the paper with her 202 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:22,510 Or she can go clean somebody else's fucking toilets. 203 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:24,610 What happened? 204 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:27,310 It's too dangerous. Has been for years. 205 00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:36,910 May I have your attention, please? 206 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:42,010 Welcome to the premiere of "cleaver," 207 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,910 The story of a young man who goes to pieces 208 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,710 Then manages to find himself again. 209 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:51,260 In all seriousness, however, 210 00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:53,410 I'd like to say a few words. 211 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:56,910 Much like a child, a film has many parents, 212 00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:59,710 That is to say many individuals 213 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:01,910 Who act like parents, 214 00:16:01,945 --> 00:16:04,010 Or that by aversion, 215 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:06,875 The film is their baby. 216 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:08,860 I, as an executive producer, 217 00:16:08,895 --> 00:16:10,810 Am one of those individuals. 218 00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:13,475 Two more examples are here with me tonight. 219 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:17,110 Ladies and gentlemen, my Co-E.P. Christopher Moltisanti 220 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,510 And our director Morgan Yam. 221 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,710 Yeah, hey! 222 00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:29,910 I Know you're all psyched to see the movie, 223 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:32,010 So I'm not gonna give a big speech here. 224 00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:34,010 I Just wanna give a shout out 225 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:36,210 To the man who without him 226 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:39,210 This whole thing would be impossible. Where is he? 227 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:42,310 Anthony Soprano, everybody. 228 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,510 - Hey! - All right, Ton'! 229 00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:47,910 Once he came on board, the whole thing fell together. 230 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:51,610 And all the other investors, too. 231 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:54,910 Plus my wife Kelli and our new baby. I Love you guys. 232 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:58,810 Okay, then. Cell phones off 233 00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:00,910 And hope you like the movie. 234 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:30,410 You don't know what? He's a fucking rat! 235 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:33,175 - But we can't really prove it. - You're gonna argue with me? 236 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:36,710 No, it's just, I mean, he's practically like your own son. 237 00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:38,910 I'm sorry, Sally. I think we oughta give him a pass. 238 00:17:38,945 --> 00:17:40,710 I didn't ask you what you fucking think. 239 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:44,810 Motherfucking son of a... 240 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,975 - That's you. - No. 241 00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:53,110 - It is. - You find where this pezzonovante is 242 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:56,110 And you bring him to the butcher shop. 243 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:59,210 They're gonna find pieces of this kid all over fucking canarsie. 244 00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:05,810 - Yeah. - I'm sure he's fine, sweetie. You gotta relax. 245 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:11,010 But for Michael not to have called and the wedding's in two days. 246 00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:12,610 Who, the guatemalan? 247 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,310 What time is he gonna be there? 248 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:18,310 I hate to say this, but the truth is he ain't good enough for you. 249 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,610 I mean, he's a good kid. 250 00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:22,810 What you need is a man. 251 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:27,010 Tell him to put it in the trunk 252 00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:29,010 Shh! 253 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,910 You know how long I've been waiting to do that? 254 00:18:56,610 --> 00:19:00,510 Dad, that was neat at the end, the creepy figurine and the crucifix. 255 00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:03,310 I'm glad you caught that, Alexandra. Very observant. 256 00:19:03,345 --> 00:19:05,175 The sacred and the propane. 257 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:08,210 There's a ton of people wearing t- shirts here. I told you. 258 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,875 Is it so horrible you look nice? 259 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:15,410 I'm starving. I need to eat something already. 260 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,510 I asked if you wanted popcorn. 261 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:22,310 - You want me to make you a plate? - Yeah. 262 00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:31,610 - What? - What? I'll give you what. 263 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:35,110 Come here. The fucking boss down in the cellar, 264 00:19:35,145 --> 00:19:37,810 White bathrobe- where'd you get that? 265 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,410 I don't know. Artistic choice. 266 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:43,675 Seriously though, I'm very proud. 267 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:46,110 Whatever else happens, you made a movie, Christopher. 268 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:48,210 Nobody could take that away. 269 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,510 A hundred years from now, we're dead and gone, 270 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,610 People will be watching this fucking thing. 271 00:19:52,645 --> 00:19:54,610 You know how much Imperia vodka I scored just 272 00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:56,510 From this party alone? 273 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:59,210 I had a couple of cases put down in your car, too. 274 00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:07,710 Look at this- the family of early man. 275 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:15,075 Great, thank you. 276 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,810 Hey, Danny, come here. 277 00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,710 Take a picture with us. Phil Leotardo. 278 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:24,010 Larry and I hung out at the set. I don't know if you know this, 279 00:20:24,045 --> 00:20:26,610 But the actors, they don't make up what they say. 280 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:29,510 - It's true. Even De Niro, the girl told me. - The script girl. 281 00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,810 - Lorenzo Barese. - Hey, how you doing, my friend? 282 00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:33,775 You getting enough to eat? 283 00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,810 Bryan Rawley, u. s. Marshal's service. 284 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:37,610 Terms of your bail confine you to your home, sir. 285 00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:40,475 - Say hello to Danny? - Yeah. 286 00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:43,110 - Larry! - Call the fucking lawyer! 287 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,975 - Larry! - Excuse us, excuse us. 288 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:48,010 - Excuse us, excuse us. - Leave him alone, you bastard! 289 00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:51,910 Jesus Christ. 290 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:56,910 There's Danny's manager. I Better go talk to him. 291 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,910 There he is. 292 00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,910 So how was Florida? 293 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:10,110 Hot and sticky, like my balls. 294 00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:13,710 I spoke to Ginny. She's a wreck. 295 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:15,710 John's in the cancer ward. 296 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,710 She's down the road in some fucking motel. 297 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,710 Poor prick. 298 00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,710 Prison's not bad enough, fucking lung cancer to boot. 299 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:24,710 Tell me about it- quintuple bypass, 300 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:26,610 Then the infection, 301 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:28,710 Seven months of physical thery. 302 00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:31,610 I'm just now starting to get back to myself again. 303 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,775 Sausage, cioppino, anything spicy 304 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:36,210 Put me back in the emergency room, I'm not careful. 305 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,910 All in all, we're lucky fucks. 306 00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:42,810 I tell myself that every day. 307 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:49,010 So now you're back. How about you straighten that family out? 308 00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:51,110 Not for me, Anthony. 309 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,710 Obviously, healthwise, being a boss is a young man's game. 310 00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:56,810 Between the joint fitters and the carpenters, 311 00:21:56,910 --> 00:22:00,010 Those envelopes are light er 10% each week. 312 00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:02,610 I feel it, too. 313 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:07,210 Well, word on the street is Gerry's the favorite to take over. 314 00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:10,610 He's my protege. I don't stand in his way. 315 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:12,510 There's a ringing endorsement. 316 00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:15,110 - Hey, Tony. - Doc, Doc. 317 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,210 - You know Danny, huh? - How you doing, Mr. Soprano? 318 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:19,010 Got a ticket on the Jersey turnpike. 319 00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:21,410 Broken windshield wiper. I said he should talk to you. 320 00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:23,910 - I'll take care of it. - That's not necessary. 321 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,010 - Let's take a picture here. - All right, chill out, Doc. 322 00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:33,110 If you're Phil Leotardo you cannot be happy 323 00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:35,710 With the state of affairs, despite appearances. 324 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:39,010 We're joined now via satellite from Bainbridge Island, Washington, 325 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:41,310 By Jerry's fellow mob expert Manny Safier, 326 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:44,810 The author of the new book "The Wise Guide to Wiseguys. " 327 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,310 Manny, welcome to the program. How goes the book tour? 328 00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:49,710 Thank you, Geraldo. Excellent. 329 00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:52,375 - Jerry, how are you? - Manny. 330 00:22:52,410 --> 00:22:56,110 So we're discussing the apparent mob power vacuum here in New York city. 331 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:59,610 Are you shocked that there's still no successor to John Sacrimoni? 332 00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:00,710 Not really. 333 00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:03,010 I Mean, the last 10, 12 years, 334 00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:04,810 That's been a dysfunctional family. 335 00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:08,410 And as Jerry said earlier, there are several viable candidates. 336 00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:09,675 Well, viable, I don't know. 337 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:13,110 You had Phil Leotardo as the logical successor. 338 00:23:13,145 --> 00:23:15,610 You also have Gerardo "Gerry" Torciano, 339 00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:20,410 Also Faustino "Doc" Santoro, who I believe is the frontrunner. 340 00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:23,810 I'm surprised you haven't mentioned Carmine Lupertazzi, jr. 341 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:26,110 I Was about to, Manny, before you interrupted. 342 00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:29,010 In fact, if you take a look at my book in chapter 14... 343 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:32,710 This Santoro thing, I called it a year ago. 344 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:36,410 Hey. 345 00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:40,110 Thank you for coming, Anthony. 346 00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:42,910 I Know it's a long trip. 347 00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:44,910 What, and miss a chance to see Missouri? 348 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,110 So how's Jenny today? 349 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,310 She went with Allegra to buy some stuff for the kitchenette. 350 00:24:01,345 --> 00:24:04,210 Oh, good, clear her mind. 351 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,110 Reason I asked you here today, 352 00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:08,710 She's a bright kid, your sister. 353 00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:11,910 But business... 354 00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:13,975 My life insurance, 355 00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:15,910 I Want to put her on a monthly stipend. 356 00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:17,675 Probably a good idea. 357 00:24:17,710 --> 00:24:22,110 Not all the doctors agree, 358 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,710 But if I do only have a few months, 359 00:24:24,745 --> 00:24:27,175 I Wanna take care of all this now. 360 00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:30,210 Wait a second. Which doctor doesn't agree? 361 00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:32,475 Feldman, the guy I told you about. 362 00:24:32,510 --> 00:24:35,110 - The wife murderer? - He's still a doctor, Anthony. 363 00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:38,510 He was a highly-respected oncologist. 364 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:40,010 I Know, but, John- 365 00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:41,675 He reviewed my case. 366 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:44,410 He says I could hang on for years. 367 00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:51,110 You're right. He still has the knowledge. 368 00:24:51,210 --> 00:24:53,110 I mean, O.J. is no less of a running back, right? 369 00:24:57,110 --> 00:25:00,810 Let me ask you something, Anthony: 370 00:25:04,010 --> 00:25:05,610 How will I be remembered? 371 00:25:07,910 --> 00:25:10,310 A wonderful husband. 372 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:11,875 A loving father. 373 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,210 On the street, though, I mean. 374 00:25:14,310 --> 00:25:15,775 From what I know, you were well-liked, John. 375 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:18,910 Respected across the board, despite the allocution even. 376 00:25:18,945 --> 00:25:21,410 God knows, guys have actually named names 377 00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:23,610 For a hell of a lot less than what you were looking at. 378 00:25:23,645 --> 00:25:26,010 The only nega- 379 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:30,810 What? 380 00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:35,910 When Carmine died and you took over, 381 00:25:35,945 --> 00:25:38,110 People felt you changed, 382 00:25:38,210 --> 00:25:41,510 Became a little trigger-happy, maybe- 383 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:42,810 A hothead. 384 00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:47,875 God forbid 385 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:49,710 Any of them would find themselves 386 00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:52,560 In that position. 387 00:25:52,595 --> 00:25:55,310 It's a thankless job. 388 00:26:14,210 --> 00:26:17,510 - What are you, hungover? - What? I had two glasses of wine. 389 00:26:17,545 --> 00:26:19,610 Why are you so pissy? 390 00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:24,410 - The portrayal of that guy in the movie. - What guy? 391 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:26,810 - The boss, Tony. - What about him? 392 00:26:26,845 --> 00:26:29,510 It was based on you. 393 00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:31,510 Yeah, I know, you said the yelling. 394 00:26:31,610 --> 00:26:33,260 It wasn't just the yelling. 395 00:26:33,295 --> 00:26:34,910 Imitation's a form of flattery. 396 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,910 - You think that was flattering? - It was okay. 397 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:39,610 He's a tough prick, that Baldwin. 398 00:26:39,645 --> 00:26:41,510 What about the girlfriend? 399 00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:43,410 - What girlfriend? - The cleaver guy. 400 00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:46,510 The lead character. His entire motive for revenge. 401 00:26:46,545 --> 00:26:49,110 I don't know. You lost me, Carm. 402 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:53,110 Sally boy, the boss, he fucked the guy's fiancee. 403 00:26:56,110 --> 00:26:58,310 The thing with Adriana? 404 00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,410 I told you it never fucking happened. 405 00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:02,610 Well, apparently, your nephew feels otherwise. 406 00:27:02,710 --> 00:27:05,810 Ro pointed it out to me, but if she saw it, that means other people did. 407 00:27:05,910 --> 00:27:07,910 It's a movie. It's fictional. 408 00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:10,310 It's a revenge fantasy, Tony, 409 00:27:10,410 --> 00:27:13,910 Which ends with the boss's head split open by a meat cleaver. 410 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:28,260 Oh, there he is. Good time last night? 411 00:27:28,295 --> 00:27:31,010 Yeah, it was all right. How about you? 412 00:27:31,110 --> 00:27:34,510 Gab had fucking nightmares. 413 00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:38,210 - Club soda, hon. - Sure. 414 00:27:39,610 --> 00:27:41,510 So what did you think of the movie? 415 00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:44,710 Chrissy's the last person I would have confused with Marty, 416 00:27:44,745 --> 00:27:47,710 But I gotta say, it wasn't bad. 417 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,410 - Is he around? - Chrissy? Nah. 418 00:27:52,510 --> 00:27:54,410 He don't come around here no more, you know that. 419 00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:02,610 That Baldwin was pretty good, huh? 420 00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:09,410 He was a mean fuck. I'll give him that. 421 00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:14,410 And that girl that played the fiancee, she was hot, 422 00:28:14,445 --> 00:28:16,810 The one he was fucking. 423 00:28:26,510 --> 00:28:29,610 It's weird how it works, the creative process. 424 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:31,610 I'm watching that movie "Edward Scissorhands," 425 00:28:31,645 --> 00:28:33,810 When boom, all of a sudden, it hits me. 426 00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:37,510 What if instead of a pair of scissors, it's a meat cleaver instead? 427 00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:40,675 A couple years later, you got a movie. 428 00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:43,210 Originally, I thought a ball-peen hammer, but a cleaver's better. 429 00:28:47,210 --> 00:28:49,510 I tell ya, man, it's like I'm living somebody else's life. 430 00:28:49,545 --> 00:28:51,610 You're just not comfortable with success yet. 431 00:28:51,710 --> 00:28:53,710 I Know. It's scary. 432 00:28:53,810 --> 00:28:57,175 Feel the fear and do it anyway. 433 00:28:57,210 --> 00:29:00,310 Without chemicals, either. 434 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,410 So Kelli, the baby. 435 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:08,210 Good, fucking great. 436 00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:11,710 She's a doll. She cries a lot, though. 437 00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:13,710 The baby, not Kelli. 438 00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:17,110 I Hope you're taking the time 439 00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:20,810 To reflect on all this. Savor the good stuff. 440 00:29:20,845 --> 00:29:23,710 Yeah- no, I am. 441 00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:31,875 There's my other sober buddy. 442 00:29:31,910 --> 00:29:34,910 - Is that an FBI guy? - Your tax dollars at work. 443 00:29:35,010 --> 00:29:38,110 Does he follow you around all the time? 444 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:40,510 They drop in and out. It's fun. 445 00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:47,275 Look, seriously, think where you were just three months ago. 446 00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:50,210 You came into that meeting. Yo were so fucked up you could barely talk. 447 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:52,760 And that woman friend was even worse. 448 00:29:52,795 --> 00:29:55,175 I've been trying to do what you said- 449 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:59,010 Hold back a little, steer clear of old habits, same people. 450 00:29:59,110 --> 00:30:02,810 Must be hard, though, given your lifestyle. 451 00:30:02,910 --> 00:30:05,810 They already misinterpret, I don't wanna hang around so much. 452 00:30:05,910 --> 00:30:07,410 Fucking Paulie especially 453 00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:10,475 Have you explained how hard it is to be around alcohol? 454 00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:13,910 - How familiar surroundings set it off? - They don't give a fuck. 455 00:30:21,410 --> 00:30:24,510 "But he's fucking my wife, Carmine. I want him dead," 456 00:30:24,610 --> 00:30:25,810 Jimmy says. 457 00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:29,110 "He will be," he said, "but not just right now. 458 00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:31,375 He earns too much. " 459 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:34,360 Eight years later, Jimmy gets a call one day. 460 00:30:34,395 --> 00:30:37,310 "Remember that guy who we were talking about 461 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:40,260 Who's fucking your wife? He can go. " 462 00:30:40,295 --> 00:30:43,110 The guy wasn't making him money no more. 463 00:30:43,210 --> 00:30:45,910 And that was Carmine Lupertazzi. 464 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:49,310 - Holy fucking shit. - Yeah. 465 00:30:49,410 --> 00:30:51,875 There you are. We went- 466 00:30:51,910 --> 00:30:53,610 John, what the hell are you doing? 467 00:30:53,710 --> 00:30:56,475 - What? - You're smoking. 468 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:59,110 - So? - Daddy, you're on oxygen. 469 00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:03,910 Warren, pardon me, I'm sorry. 470 00:31:07,010 --> 00:31:09,210 Just calm down, all right? 471 00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:11,210 Calm down? I don't fucking believe you. 472 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:14,710 what do I got to lose, Gin? 473 00:31:14,810 --> 00:31:16,375 What's the difference? 474 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:18,210 You told me dr. Feldman doesn't agree with the others. 475 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:21,310 - Yeah, well. - Miracles do happen, John. 476 00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:24,110 Not to this family they don't. 477 00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:26,610 It's that kind of attitude that probably brought this on in the first place. 478 00:31:26,645 --> 00:31:29,110 You're gonna start with that again? 479 00:31:29,210 --> 00:31:32,710 What about all these six-year-olds with leukemia? 480 00:31:32,810 --> 00:31:35,210 What's that from, all their negative thinking? 481 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:55,910 All due respect, he's a great guy, Doc, 482 00:31:55,945 --> 00:31:57,410 But boss material? 483 00:31:57,510 --> 00:32:00,010 Important thing's we all work together, 484 00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:01,910 Whoever winds up in the driver's seat. 485 00:32:02,010 --> 00:32:04,110 Phil, though, I'll never get it. 486 00:32:04,210 --> 00:32:06,710 The man was my mentor. It was right there for the taking. 487 00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:09,110 His heart, Gerry. What was he gonna do? 488 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:11,210 That's my point, though, what you just said. 489 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:14,010 Johnny goes away. It's Phil's turn in the driver's seat, 490 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,110 And his heart gives out. 491 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,310 - Right. - his heart. 492 00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:21,675 I Know, what? 493 00:32:21,710 --> 00:32:24,610 It's a metaphor. He lost his balls is what I'm saying. 494 00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:29,210 Just say it then. Walt fucking Whitman over here. 495 00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:32,210 - Ladies. - Hey. 496 00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:36,110 - How you doing? - Should we get some more wine? 497 00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:38,375 This fucking waiter, on sabbatical? 498 00:32:38,410 --> 00:32:40,910 What's the name of that sangiovese we had at Quattro Gatti? 499 00:32:40,945 --> 00:32:43,210 The night your- 500 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:56,210 Come on! 501 00:33:03,510 --> 00:33:04,910 Let's go. 502 00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:15,910 Yeah, give me five dimes a piece 503 00:33:16,010 --> 00:33:18,175 On st. Louis, 504 00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:21,510 Minnesota and Baltimore. 505 00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:31,010 I Would have invited you to play, but we already had our fourth. 506 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,610 You're not happy. 507 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:36,510 Let's order. 508 00:33:37,910 --> 00:33:40,710 - What can I get you? - Seared ahi, mixed greens 509 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,310 And an iced tea, please. 510 00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:45,410 Philly cheesesteak. 511 00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:48,210 You know what? Give me an Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea. 512 00:33:48,310 --> 00:33:50,210 - Okay. - I Always enjoy those, 513 00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:53,110 - But it never occurs to me to order one. - What the fuck, Carmine? 514 00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,210 This family of yours. 515 00:33:55,310 --> 00:33:58,710 Fucking senile Doc Santoro uses one of my guys as a diversion? 516 00:33:58,810 --> 00:34:01,610 Sil could have got hurt. 517 00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:03,110 Doc showed a lack of respect. 518 00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:10,510 This fucking leadership, boy. 519 00:34:10,545 --> 00:34:12,310 Step up, Carmine. 520 00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:15,210 Get your hands around this thing. You know you got the support. 521 00:34:20,410 --> 00:34:22,410 You never thought you'd mutter those words, did you? 522 00:34:22,445 --> 00:34:25,210 What do you want me to say? 523 00:34:27,610 --> 00:34:29,910 I hear you, Tony, and I'm flattered. 524 00:34:30,010 --> 00:34:31,510 But boss- I don't think so, 525 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:34,510 Especially now that Doc has cemented his position. 526 00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:36,410 Phil was bad enough in the top spot, 527 00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:38,510 But him I could have lived with. 528 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,110 Here you go. 529 00:34:44,610 --> 00:34:47,610 There was a time I was obsessed with being in charge. 530 00:34:47,645 --> 00:34:49,610 - You remember? - So do it. 531 00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:55,310 One night around then I had this dream. 532 00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:57,810 It's my pop's 100th birthday, even though he'd been dead for years. 533 00:34:57,910 --> 00:35:00,410 The whole family's there- grandkids, everybody. 534 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:04,110 He's wearing one of these gold paper crowns, 535 00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:07,710 Like at Burger King. Anyway, I give him his present 536 00:35:08,110 --> 00:35:10,860 This mellifluous box- ribbons, 537 00:35:10,895 --> 00:35:13,575 He opens it up then looks at me. 538 00:35:13,610 --> 00:35:17,110 This gaze of absolute disappointment. 539 00:35:17,145 --> 00:35:19,510 There's nothing in the box. 540 00:35:19,610 --> 00:35:21,510 So he hands it back to me. 541 00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:23,560 "Go fill it up," he says. 542 00:35:23,595 --> 00:35:25,802 "Come back when I'm 200." 543 00:35:25,837 --> 00:35:28,010 So go for it, Carmine. 544 00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:29,510 Fulfill that part of yourself. 545 00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:35,910 We have this ritual at my house for years. 546 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,610 Our kids are in boarding school. 547 00:35:37,710 --> 00:35:41,510 Every night I come home from work, I strip down, jump naked in the pool. 548 00:35:41,610 --> 00:35:43,210 Nicole brings me a scotch and water. 549 00:35:43,245 --> 00:35:45,575 We sit, relax a little talk. 550 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:48,610 I go up to bed, the air conditioning. 551 00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:51,910 She brings me a light dinner on a tray. 552 00:35:52,010 --> 00:35:54,510 One night during all that fighting with John, 553 00:35:54,545 --> 00:35:57,210 I Come home, I'm exhausted. 554 00:35:57,310 --> 00:36:00,010 So tired, so tense, I skip the pool. 555 00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:03,210 I go right upstairs, flop on the bed. 556 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,310 Nicole comes up with a drink. 557 00:36:06,345 --> 00:36:08,510 She says, "darling, 558 00:36:08,610 --> 00:36:10,210 I think it's time you took a rest. " 559 00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:12,210 I say, "I'm gonna. We're gonna take a vacation. " 560 00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:14,475 She says, "that's not what I meant. 561 00:36:14,510 --> 00:36:17,610 I don't wanna be the wealthiest widow on Long Island. 562 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:20,410 I Want you to quit now. " 563 00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:25,410 I'm not ashamed to say that she made me cry. 564 00:36:25,445 --> 00:36:27,310 That wonderful loving woman. 565 00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:34,010 That dream with my father, the empty box- 566 00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:36,360 It wasn't about being boss. 567 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:38,610 It was about being happy. 568 00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:51,010 Warren, hi. 569 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:52,775 Hi, hon. How's he doing? 570 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:56,710 Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the smoking. 571 00:36:56,810 --> 00:36:59,210 John shared with me how upset you were. 572 00:36:59,310 --> 00:37:03,110 Psychologically, when a person's told they're dying, 573 00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:05,110 It's the ultimate loss of control. 574 00:37:05,210 --> 00:37:07,110 To hear him wheeze like that... 575 00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:10,410 I Know. It doesn't make any sense. 576 00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:12,675 I do know he's a leader. 577 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:15,210 I suspect his smoking on some level 578 00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:19,310 Is an attempt to die as he lived- 579 00:37:19,410 --> 00:37:21,610 In total control. 580 00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:23,810 Years ago, I asked him to stop for me and the kids. 581 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:27,010 I lost 27 Ibs. He couldn't quit smoking? 582 00:37:30,010 --> 00:37:32,410 I gotta go. 583 00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:41,910 Goodbye, Caitlin. I'll see you soon, muffin. 584 00:37:41,945 --> 00:37:44,210 Oh my god. I love these little hands. 585 00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:46,210 Thanks so much for watching her. 586 00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:49,510 You'd think we're planning a coronation instead of a christening. 587 00:37:49,610 --> 00:37:52,810 - We all set? - You know what? I'd better pee. 588 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:56,210 Goody, I get to keep holding you. 589 00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:05,710 So how you doing? Tony said you got an offer on the house you built. 590 00:38:05,810 --> 00:38:07,110 Two, actually, yes. 591 00:38:07,145 --> 00:38:09,510 Ivana Trump. 592 00:38:13,410 --> 00:38:16,410 I gotta be honest. I am very disappointed at what you did. 593 00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:18,610 - What are you talking about? - Your movie. 594 00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:21,010 The boss sleeping with the other guy's fiancee? 595 00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:24,610 - What? - Please, like that wasn't based on Tony and Ade. 596 00:38:24,710 --> 00:38:26,575 What? No. 597 00:38:26,610 --> 00:38:28,010 Carmela, I didn't even write it. 598 00:38:28,110 --> 00:38:30,175 Story by Christopher Moltisanti. 599 00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,210 Isn't that what it said up there on the screen? 600 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,010 Yeah, but that's just for the Writers Guild health insurance. 601 00:38:35,045 --> 00:38:38,010 - Oh, really? - Come on, you can't be serious. 602 00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:40,510 She's an oriental, for Christ sake. 603 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,510 Have you heard from Ade lately? 604 00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:46,410 No, why would I hear from her? 605 00:38:46,510 --> 00:38:48,010 Would it be so surprising? 606 00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:50,110 She left me for some other guy. 607 00:38:50,210 --> 00:38:52,010 Is it any wonder? 608 00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:54,510 Her poor mother is so upset, she's practically delusional. 609 00:38:54,610 --> 00:38:56,810 She's convinced herself that Ade is dead. 610 00:38:56,910 --> 00:38:59,010 Her mother's an alky. You know that. 611 00:38:59,110 --> 00:39:01,610 Regardless, Christopher. 612 00:39:01,710 --> 00:39:03,960 You're my cousin, and I love you, Carmela, 613 00:39:03,995 --> 00:39:06,210 But I don't like what you're inferring here, 614 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:09,710 Either with the movie or how I treated Adriana. 615 00:39:09,810 --> 00:39:12,110 Kelli comes out, tell her I went to smoke. 616 00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:21,810 There's my pal. How you doing? 617 00:39:21,910 --> 00:39:24,710 "Billy Bathgate. " they had it in the library. 618 00:39:24,745 --> 00:39:26,710 I thought of you. 619 00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:31,310 I don't know if you heard, but Gerry Torciano, 620 00:39:31,345 --> 00:39:33,110 He was hit last week in Brooklyn. 621 00:39:33,145 --> 00:39:35,710 - Who? - Gerry Torciano. 622 00:39:35,810 --> 00:39:37,810 It was all over the news. 623 00:39:37,910 --> 00:39:40,110 They whacked him in some restaurant. 624 00:39:41,910 --> 00:39:43,510 Did you know him? 625 00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:45,710 Yeah. 626 00:39:47,410 --> 00:39:50,410 I don't know. Good guy. 627 00:39:52,310 --> 00:39:56,710 It's hard to breathe. 628 00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:07,075 I'll talk to Gupte, 629 00:40:07,110 --> 00:40:10,810 See if I can get him to up the beclovent. 630 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,510 I'm dying, aren't I? 631 00:40:20,510 --> 00:40:22,210 It's not good. 632 00:40:22,310 --> 00:40:24,310 I Won't lie to you. 633 00:40:24,410 --> 00:40:27,010 The aggressiveness surprises me. 634 00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:32,910 I gotta concur with Rosen. 635 00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:44,110 I Appreciate everything you've done, Warren. 636 00:40:54,610 --> 00:40:56,810 - Who is it? - You don't answer your phone? 637 00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:00,210 I shut the ringer. It's the middle of the night. 638 00:41:00,310 --> 00:41:01,710 Honey, what's wrong? 639 00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:05,210 Nothing, sweetie, it's fine. Go back to sleep. 640 00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:07,010 It ain't fine. We got a problem. 641 00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:09,510 That whole sequence with Sally boy banging the fiancee, 642 00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:12,110 You gotta tell Tony that was your idea. 643 00:41:12,210 --> 00:41:14,075 It wasn't my idea. 644 00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:17,710 What, are you fucking stupid he probably thinks I put it in there to embarrass him. 645 00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:20,310 - Why did you put it in there? - It was an idea. 646 00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,975 I don't know. Who knows where they fucking come from? 647 00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:26,010 Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit him with an apple. 648 00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:28,610 It's bad enough that I don't get credit for my own ideas. 649 00:41:28,710 --> 00:41:31,810 Now I'm supposed to take responsibility for some shit that's gonna get me in trouble? 650 00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:34,910 Fuck that, man. 651 00:41:37,510 --> 00:41:40,310 Humanitas Award. What's that? 652 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,510 Humanitas. From the Paulist Brothers, 653 00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:44,510 For writing themes of socially redeeming- 654 00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:46,775 Ow! 655 00:41:46,810 --> 00:41:50,610 Look out the window. You see a fucking Hollywood sign out there? 656 00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:52,675 Maybe you talk to your agent like that, 657 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:55,310 But don't ever get fucking snippy on me again. 658 00:42:07,410 --> 00:42:10,110 The fucking scary thing was I didn't know what happened 659 00:42:10,210 --> 00:42:11,910 Till after the shot was fired. 660 00:42:11,945 --> 00:42:15,010 Fucking weird. 661 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:18,010 - Tony, hey. Gentlemen. - Hey, how are you? 662 00:42:18,110 --> 00:42:19,110 T.J. Hooker. 663 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:22,110 J.T., actually, but uhm 664 00:42:22,145 --> 00:42:25,010 I'm looking for Chris. 665 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,910 I'm supposed to meet him. 666 00:42:27,010 --> 00:42:29,010 What, here? 667 00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:31,310 The thing is he left me a message, 668 00:42:31,345 --> 00:42:34,310 But this fucking verizon- 669 00:42:34,410 --> 00:42:36,710 - Mind if I wait? - Yeah, sit down. 670 00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:39,910 - Diet coke, please. - You got it. 671 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,710 So what did you think of "cleaver"? 672 00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:47,910 It's good, you know. 673 00:42:48,010 --> 00:42:49,510 Congratulations. 674 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:52,210 I hope we're gonna see some money soon. 675 00:42:52,310 --> 00:42:54,810 Yeah. 676 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,175 As a writer, you can never tell, you know? 677 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:02,410 You come up with an idea. You don't know how the audience is gonna respond. 678 00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:05,410 I mean, just 'cause I like something, I think of 679 00:43:05,510 --> 00:43:06,510 Doesn't mean anyone else will. 680 00:43:06,610 --> 00:43:08,275 That's the challenge. 681 00:43:08,310 --> 00:43:10,410 It is challenging sometimes, 682 00:43:10,510 --> 00:43:12,910 Inventing characters, how they interact. 683 00:43:12,945 --> 00:43:15,210 The boss Sally boy for example, 684 00:43:15,310 --> 00:43:18,710 His whole persona- 685 00:43:18,810 --> 00:43:20,910 I stole that from Broderick Crawford in "Born Yesterday. " 686 00:43:21,010 --> 00:43:23,510 What's that? 687 00:43:23,610 --> 00:43:26,110 Garson Kanin, 1950. It's terrific. 688 00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:30,010 William Holden falls in love with Crawford's girlfiend, played by Judy Holiday 689 00:43:30,045 --> 00:43:31,310 The black girl, the singer. 690 00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:33,010 No, that's Billie Holiday. 691 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,810 Although Judy's character in the movie 692 00:43:35,910 --> 00:43:38,410 Is named Billie too, so I can see why you're confused. 693 00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:41,610 I've never seen it. Why would I be confused? 694 00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:46,310 Anyway, the Sally boy character 695 00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:49,975 Is based on Crawford- sort of a big, burly guy. 696 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:53,610 The love triangle, the cuckolding of Michael, sleeping with the fiancee, 697 00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:56,810 Very similar to the Holden-Holliday dynamic. 698 00:44:00,010 --> 00:44:02,010 - So the whole thing was your idea. - Apologies to Garcon Kanin. 699 00:44:07,210 --> 00:44:09,210 - What happened to your head? - What? 700 00:44:10,810 --> 00:44:13,610 Oh. Cabinet. 701 00:44:13,710 --> 00:44:15,210 Duh. 702 00:44:21,010 --> 00:44:24,310 If I see Chrissy, I'll tell him you were looking for him. 703 00:44:37,710 --> 00:44:39,710 Now listen to me, you two heels. I mean business. 704 00:44:39,810 --> 00:44:42,410 I got too much at stake down here. You got something that belongs to me. 705 00:44:42,510 --> 00:44:44,610 If you wanna get out of here alive, you better give it back. 706 00:44:44,710 --> 00:44:46,510 Now I'm no blowhard. Tell him. 707 00:44:46,610 --> 00:44:50,110 He's no blowhard. He's had people killed before. 708 00:44:50,210 --> 00:44:52,810 - About six years ago, there was this guy— shut up! 709 00:44:52,910 --> 00:44:55,010 You ain't gonna be telling nobody nothing pretty soon. 710 00:44:58,210 --> 00:45:01,010 This is the image of me he leaves to the world. 711 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:08,210 I remember when he was born, I would hold him in my arms. 712 00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:13,410 He was an adorable kid, too. 713 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:14,910 Big eyes. 714 00:45:15,010 --> 00:45:17,510 You always talk about him 715 00:45:17,545 --> 00:45:19,477 More like a son. 716 00:45:19,512 --> 00:45:21,375 In some ways he was, 717 00:45:21,410 --> 00:45:23,010 Especially after his dad died. 718 00:45:23,110 --> 00:45:26,010 When he was little, I used to give him rides. 719 00:45:26,110 --> 00:45:29,310 I'd put him in the basket of the butcher bike, 720 00:45:29,410 --> 00:45:31,610 Pedal him around, 721 00:45:31,710 --> 00:45:34,510 Back when Satriale's made deliveries. 722 00:45:34,545 --> 00:45:37,110 I reminded him of that recently. 723 00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:41,110 - He didn't remember. - But you do. 724 00:45:41,145 --> 00:45:43,110 We had fun. 725 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:48,110 All those memories, and for what? 726 00:45:49,810 --> 00:45:51,810 All I am to him is some asshole bully. 727 00:45:57,810 --> 00:46:00,110 You're hurt. 728 00:46:05,810 --> 00:46:09,710 His dad Dickie was 729 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:12,210 Like my me to him. 730 00:46:12,310 --> 00:46:13,610 A mentor. 731 00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:16,510 Yeah, but more than that, 732 00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:18,575 A friend, 733 00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:20,610 A fucking guy you could look up to. 734 00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:23,710 And the hope is that you pass that shit down, 735 00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:28,210 The respect and the love. 736 00:46:32,310 --> 00:46:34,210 And all I did for this fucking kid 737 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:36,310 And he fucking hates me so much. 738 00:46:36,410 --> 00:46:39,210 I'm sure on some level he loves you, too. 739 00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:41,010 Yeah? 740 00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:44,010 Take that home. Judge for yourself. 741 00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:46,310 Last five minutes should answer that question. 742 00:46:46,410 --> 00:46:48,110 I'm not going to do that. 743 00:46:48,210 --> 00:46:51,110 - Not a horror fan? - It's what you think that matters. 744 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:57,010 I think he fucking despises me. It's pretty obvious. 745 00:46:57,110 --> 00:46:58,610 Wants to see me dead. 746 00:47:05,410 --> 00:47:08,310 Without invalidating your feelings, 747 00:47:08,410 --> 00:47:11,110 Is it possible that on some level 748 00:47:11,145 --> 00:47:13,310 You're reading into all this? 749 00:47:19,210 --> 00:47:22,575 I've been coming here for years. 750 00:47:22,610 --> 00:47:25,310 I know too much about the subconscious now. 751 00:47:38,810 --> 00:47:40,675 Look, sweetie, 752 00:47:40,710 --> 00:47:43,510 They're nice and clean like you like them. 753 00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:46,010 Mommy, he can't really hear you. 754 00:47:46,045 --> 00:47:48,410 They're right here by the bed. 755 00:47:56,410 --> 00:47:58,510 - My... - What, baby, your what? 756 00:47:58,610 --> 00:48:01,410 Want more morphine, daddy? 757 00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:05,310 Mo- mother. 758 00:48:05,410 --> 00:48:08,110 Grandma? What, daddy? 759 00:48:08,210 --> 00:48:09,610 Is he hallucinating? 760 00:48:09,710 --> 00:48:12,410 I don't know. He could be. 761 00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:15,010 Sometimes they see people who've passed. 762 00:48:15,110 --> 00:48:17,610 John, look at me, baby. 763 00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:35,910 You want a cigarette, baby? John? 764 00:48:47,210 --> 00:48:49,610 You can't do that when you're on my fucking team? 765 00:48:50,910 --> 00:48:52,910 Hey, Ton', Anthony Infante to see you 766 00:48:53,010 --> 00:48:55,310 Send him in. 767 00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:58,410 There he is. X- ray specs. 768 00:48:58,510 --> 00:49:01,410 - How's John? - That's why I'm here, Tony. 769 00:49:01,445 --> 00:49:03,110 John passed away late this morning. 770 00:49:04,710 --> 00:49:06,610 Oh, fuck, you're kidding me. 771 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,410 I only wish. 772 00:49:15,910 --> 00:49:19,510 He was a great guy, John. Sorry for your loss. 773 00:49:19,610 --> 00:49:23,210 Thanks. Honestly, though, it was for the best. 774 00:49:30,310 --> 00:49:32,210 What are you gonna do? 775 00:49:32,310 --> 00:49:35,510 "I beat cancer, but it took him out. " 776 00:49:35,610 --> 00:49:38,010 "Ride the painted pony. Let the spinning wheel fly. " 777 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:39,610 Huh? 778 00:49:40,910 --> 00:49:43,710 John Sacrimoni, a buon' anima. 779 00:49:43,810 --> 00:49:46,010 A buon' anima. 780 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:59,110 We're here to celebrate what would have been my brother's- 781 00:49:59,210 --> 00:50:01,675 Your uncle's- 47th birthday. 782 00:50:01,710 --> 00:50:03,510 Blow it out for him. 783 00:50:07,910 --> 00:50:10,475 Right here at this bar, this seat 784 00:50:10,510 --> 00:50:13,010 Was uncle Billy's favorite place in the whole world. 785 00:50:13,045 --> 00:50:14,910 More than Shea stadium? 786 00:50:15,010 --> 00:50:16,510 More than Shea stadium. 787 00:50:16,610 --> 00:50:19,860 He'd sit with his friends and tell stories about his family, 788 00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:23,110 Who he loved more than anything and was so very proud of. 789 00:50:28,310 --> 00:50:32,175 From now on, his ashes will be right here 790 00:50:32,210 --> 00:50:35,310 So when his friends come to visit, he can see them. 791 00:50:35,410 --> 00:50:37,210 - Can he see us now? - Yeah. 792 00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:40,710 - Who knows who is Leonardo Da Vinci? - I do. 793 00:50:40,810 --> 00:50:43,375 - Matty. - Yeah, he wrote "The Da Vinci Code. " 794 00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:47,210 Another man wrote that, but it's a hideous sacrilegious book. 795 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:50,610 - Annabella. - He was a painter, 796 00:50:50,645 --> 00:50:52,275 Of the "Mona Lisa. " 797 00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:55,810 Very good. He was not only a painter, he did medical drawings, 798 00:50:55,910 --> 00:50:58,710 - And he designed a tank for the army. - Wow. 799 00:50:58,810 --> 00:51:00,710 Leonardo was a great italian, 800 00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:02,910 And that was our name originally, Leonardo. 801 00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:06,310 But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, 802 00:51:06,410 --> 00:51:09,410 They changed it at Ellis Island to Leotardo. 803 00:51:09,510 --> 00:51:11,010 What did they do that for? 804 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:14,410 Because they're stupid, that's why, and jealous. 805 00:51:14,510 --> 00:51:17,310 They disrespected a proud italian heritage 806 00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:21,110 And named us after a ballet costume. 807 00:51:21,210 --> 00:51:25,410 - Marissa. - That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus. 808 00:51:25,445 --> 00:51:27,410 It doesn't make a difference. 809 00:51:29,410 --> 00:51:32,910 - That's right, it doesn't. - Can we have cake now? 810 00:52:03,810 --> 00:52:05,410 How you doing, Phil? 811 00:52:05,510 --> 00:52:07,610 You okay? 812 00:52:09,010 --> 00:52:12,310 47- He was a fucking kid. 813 00:52:13,410 --> 00:52:16,210 Me, I'm an old man. 814 00:52:19,610 --> 00:52:22,210 I'd like to do it over, boy. Let me tell you. 815 00:52:23,610 --> 00:52:25,610 I fucking compromised everything. 816 00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:27,910 Nah, what are you talking about? 817 00:52:28,010 --> 00:52:29,760 20 years inside, 818 00:52:29,795 --> 00:52:31,510 Not a fucking peep. 819 00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:33,710 For what? To protect the likes 820 00:52:33,810 --> 00:52:37,110 Of Rusty fucking Millio, Doc Santoro? 821 00:52:37,210 --> 00:52:40,810 You were a man, Phil. That's saying a lot nowadays. 822 00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:52,110 That cocksucking piece of shit Tony Soprano's cousin- 823 00:52:53,510 --> 00:52:56,810 I can't even say his name- 824 00:52:56,910 --> 00:52:59,910 Murdered Billie. And what did I do about it? 825 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:05,310 My weakness. 826 00:53:05,410 --> 00:53:08,210 Sometimes I think it's in my DNA. 827 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:10,310 My family took shit from the Medigans 828 00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:11,675 The minute we got off the boat. 829 00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:14,010 Come on, what the fuck you talking about? 830 00:53:14,110 --> 00:53:16,575 Leotardo. 831 00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:18,610 That's my fucking legacy. 832 00:53:25,810 --> 00:53:28,410 No more, Butchie. 833 00:53:28,510 --> 00:53:30,610 No more of this.