1
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Ah, stupid thing.
The pressure is shot.

2
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Can you live with regular
instead of espresso?

3
00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:34,036
Never mind, sweetie.
Thanks anyway.

4
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Hey hey.
Sorry for the ambush.

5
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I brung up your paper.

6
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I am meeting
the new realtor.

7
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Yeah?
Good luck.

8
00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:54,157
Got a call from sergeant
danny over in newark p.d.

9
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- yeah? And?

10
00:03:00,596 --> 00:03:03,599
T? The feds are doing some
digging over by branford avenue.

11
00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:07,170
Willie overall...
The bookie,

12
00:03:07,236 --> 00:03:08,771
labor day, 1982?

13
00:03:23,353 --> 00:03:26,690
Danny says he hears it's larry
barese that's been talkin'.

14
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Lotta work
for a dead fuckin' bookie.

15
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Come on, kid. Do it.

16
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You made your bones
with that prick, eh?

17
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Yeah.

18
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Old zepupin's house.

19
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You were shaky a little,
but you did good.

20
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I remember
tellin' your old man.

21
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25 years, T.

22
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Possible there's
nothing left.

23
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There'll be bones,
teeth.

24
00:04:02,128 --> 00:04:04,296
What are we gonna do?

25
00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:07,867
We're gonna pack
our toothbrushes.

26
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Call you in a few days
on the alternate cell.

27
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Any emergencies,
call sil or bobby.

28
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And if you need
more cash, call me.

29
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I know the drill, tony.

30
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You know, it's not like
I won a trip to paris.

31
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You have everything?
Your razor?

32
00:04:47,674 --> 00:04:49,242
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.

33
00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:52,280
I... I can buy
whatever I need.

34
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- will you make sure you wear your sunblock?
- it's nothing.

35
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A little gambling charge,
that's all. It's gonna be fine.

36
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It's just... You know,
better safe than sorry.

37
00:05:00,188 --> 00:05:03,224
I know, it's just... This
is what life is still like...

38
00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:05,426
At our age?

39
00:05:06,928 --> 00:05:09,030
My tomatoes
are just coming in.

40
00:05:14,236 --> 00:05:16,338
It's good to see you.
- yeah.

41
00:05:16,405 --> 00:05:18,741
You seem good, junior,
I gotta say.

42
00:05:26,048 --> 00:05:28,117
You're not repeating
yourself so much.

43
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You gotta get me
out of here...

44
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The smell alone
in this fuckin' place.

45
00:05:37,326 --> 00:05:39,027
What do you hear
from my nephew?

46
00:05:39,062 --> 00:05:41,865
Tony? They sent me
a card for my birthday.

47
00:05:41,931 --> 00:05:44,401
I'm still waitin'
for an apology. Tell him.

48
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All right.

49
00:05:47,337 --> 00:05:48,872
Which one of you's
gonna tell him?

50
00:05:48,938 --> 00:05:51,007
We'll figure it out,
junior.

51
00:05:53,843 --> 00:05:55,979
If you made
an appointment

52
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with an outside dentist,

53
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that might do
the trick.

54
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What trick?

55
00:06:02,185 --> 00:06:03,753
We'll meet you there

56
00:06:03,854 --> 00:06:06,023
and sneak you off
in our car.

57
00:06:08,526 --> 00:06:10,494
Dinner, 10 minutes.

58
00:06:10,594 --> 00:06:12,496
So what do you think,
junior?

59
00:06:12,563 --> 00:06:14,198
Enchiladas tonight.

60
00:06:20,071 --> 00:06:22,139
Here's the electricians' union.

61
00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,397
Don't let 'e
take my plate, kid.

62
00:07:16,429 --> 00:07:18,765
Make sure there's enough
so everybody can buy in.

63
00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,905
$60.

64
00:07:24,972 --> 00:07:27,808
- for sodas and fuckin' candy?
- caffeinated sodas and sugar.

65
00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:30,310
You know some of them
ain't allowed this shit.

66
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Gets them all riled.
I could lose my job.

67
00:07:32,846 --> 00:07:36,683
- fuckin' stick-up artist. I already gave you
my watch. - don't count my money, nigga.

68
00:07:36,784 --> 00:07:39,686
You're makin' 500%
off these motherfuckers.

69
00:07:41,021 --> 00:07:42,856
You're good
till lights out.

70
00:07:42,924 --> 00:07:44,726
I'll steer people
away from the door.

71
00:07:55,403 --> 00:07:58,606
All right.
No-limit five-card stud.

72
00:07:58,707 --> 00:08:00,542
$40 buy-in to the house.

73
00:08:00,608 --> 00:08:03,378
The white buttons are five
bucks. The red buttons are 10.

74
00:08:03,445 --> 00:08:05,547
"red buttons."

75
00:08:05,613 --> 00:08:07,649
what'd you say?

76
00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,456
Today, we got coca-colas...

77
00:08:13,522 --> 00:08:15,024
Fuck was I just sayin'?

78
00:08:15,091 --> 00:08:17,727
- the soda, junior.
- what soda?

79
00:08:18,828 --> 00:08:21,497
Right, the coke.

80
00:08:21,564 --> 00:08:23,532
The real kind,
not the diet shit,

81
00:08:23,599 --> 00:08:25,401
ice cold,
five buttons.

82
00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:30,106
Plus, we got snickers,
kit-kats and sprees, also five.

83
00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:32,074
Ll take some sprees.

84
00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:35,679
Okay, ante up.

85
00:08:44,321 --> 00:08:46,690
This is nice, huh?

86
00:08:46,757 --> 00:08:48,692
A lile road trip,
just you and me...

87
00:08:48,759 --> 00:08:50,594
All things considered,
of course.

88
00:08:52,295 --> 00:08:54,264
Yeah, just like
the old days.

89
00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,667
Willie-fuckin'- overall,

90
00:08:57,734 --> 00:09:00,270
after all these years.

91
00:09:00,371 --> 00:09:03,775
You remember drivin' around with that
prick in the trunk lookin' for a spot?

92
00:09:06,944 --> 00:09:09,447
What was it, like a week
before a.j. Was born, right?

93
00:09:09,547 --> 00:09:11,416
No, meadow.

94
00:09:11,449 --> 00:09:14,085
- now she's gonna be a dr.
- yeah.

95
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,788
Remember we took you
to luger's after

96
00:09:16,854 --> 00:09:18,689
me, puss, ralphie.

97
00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:36,308
Chevy chase... Fuck ever
happened to him?

98
00:09:42,881 --> 00:09:44,650
Let me ask you something.

99
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,152
You mentioned ralph before.

100
00:09:47,252 --> 00:09:49,588
A few years ago, he had
that beef with johnny sack,

101
00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,424
he made a crack about ginny...

102
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,660
Huge fuckin' mole
on her ass or some shit.

103
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,095
Yeah?

104
00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,764
Who the fuck would tell
johnny about that joke?

105
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,265
How should I know?

106
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:07,006
Nine of clubs.

107
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,212
You know, I try
to be cooperative,

108
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,547
but it's that same
message over and over!

109
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,084
Walter,
what do you got?

110
00:10:18,319 --> 00:10:20,621
Flush.

111
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,723
No, you don't.
George?

112
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,792
- uh...
- what?

113
00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:26,394
- george, what do you got?
- hmm?

114
00:10:28,863 --> 00:10:32,099
- your hand.
- he's got alzheimer's!

115
00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:35,202
- help him, for christ's sake!
- pair of jacks.

116
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:41,175
Guy comes home with a
bouquet of flowers for his wife.

117
00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:43,712
"I guess I'll have to spread
my legs now," she says.

118
00:10:43,779 --> 00:10:46,314
"why?" he asks.
"don't you have a vase?"

119
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,457
high rollers only.
Keep walkin', professor.

120
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,726
I'm not here to gamble.
I'm here looking for keith.

121
00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,494
Keith's busy. Take a hike.

122
00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:01,763
We had
a chess match, keith.

123
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:03,799
The pride of rutgers...

124
00:11:03,866 --> 00:11:05,835
Slits his wrists
in the faculty lounge

125
00:11:05,902 --> 00:11:07,403
after he stabbed
the dean.

126
00:11:10,006 --> 00:11:13,109
At least some of us
know when we need help.

127
00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:15,945
Get the fuck out of here,
ya fuck...

128
00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:22,985
What did the blind man say
when he passed the fish market?

129
00:11:24,253 --> 00:11:26,055
I don't know.

130
00:11:26,122 --> 00:11:28,024
"good morning, ladies."

131
00:11:30,194 --> 00:11:32,062
what's going on, guys?

132
00:11:32,129 --> 00:11:34,298
- they're gambling, warren.
- relax, brian.

133
00:11:35,532 --> 00:11:37,067
What did we
say about this?

134
00:11:37,134 --> 00:11:38,635
What?
It's a friendly game.

135
00:11:38,702 --> 00:11:41,105
Corrado, it's too stressful. Lookt him!

136
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:43,240
He's not even playin'.

137
00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:46,310
Come on, guys. Let's wrap it up.

138
00:11:50,781 --> 00:11:52,883
I saw your girl today
at pet therapy.

139
00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:55,220
Hodoes she keep
her coat so shiny?

140
00:11:58,556 --> 00:12:01,426
they can be unexpected,
frightening events.

141
00:12:03,795 --> 00:12:05,797
But they're justutiful
part of the scenery. Park,

142
00:12:05,864 --> 00:12:08,500
- crater lake is located high in the cascades

143
00:12:08,566 --> 00:12:11,369
of south-central oregon, about
250 miles south of portland...

144
00:12:11,436 --> 00:12:12,837
I brought you your tea.

145
00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:24,350
You did a good job tonight,
kid. Here's your taste.

146
00:12:25,718 --> 00:12:27,553
- that's all right.

147
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,889
Take it.
You earned it.

148
00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:37,930
Time once, I was a kid.

149
00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:39,765
You know, my oldan
was a stonemason.

150
00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:44,070
He took me to work...

151
00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:46,573
A job building a wall around
some rich lady's garden.

152
00:12:48,175 --> 00:12:50,510
She mes home.

153
00:12:50,577 --> 00:12:52,245
I help carry her groceries.

154
00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:54,481
She goes to give me
a quarter,

155
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:57,551
which was a lot in
those days, but I say no.

156
00:12:58,785 --> 00:13:02,122
She goes in. No sooner
does she close the door,

157
00:13:02,189 --> 00:13:05,492
when... Crack! My old man gives
me a belt right across the mouth.

158
00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:08,361
"what are you, a millionaire?
You no need-a money?

159
00:13:08,362 --> 00:13:09,997
You no like-a eat?"

160
00:13:10,064 --> 00:13:11,466
"what are you, a millionaire?
You no need-wow. ney?

161
00:13:11,532 --> 00:13:13,534
Even still, he was right.

162
00:13:15,269 --> 00:13:17,371
He made me
walk home that night.

163
00:13:17,438 --> 00:13:21,209
11 fuckin' miles from
essex fells back to newark.

164
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:23,144
I'm from essex fells.

165
00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:25,546
- a rich kid, huh?

166
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:32,253
Uh... Warren said I should
get my buttons back

167
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,922
on account of we weren't
really supposed to be gambling.

168
00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,492
Tell warren
he can fuck himself.

169
00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:38,460
Got a problem with that,
tell him to come see me.

170
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,132
Can I get a kit-kat
at least?

171
00:13:43,232 --> 00:13:46,668
Do you believe this guy?

172
00:13:46,769 --> 00:13:48,904
Get the fuck out of here?

173
00:13:56,478 --> 00:13:59,047
Once in third grade...

174
00:13:59,115 --> 00:14:02,552
I got a 96 on my spelling test,
highest mark in the class.

175
00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:04,587
I was so proud.

176
00:14:04,654 --> 00:14:06,956
I brought it home
to show my dad.

177
00:14:07,023 --> 00:14:09,592
"what happened to thother
four points?" he says.

178
00:14:11,361 --> 00:14:13,997
Fuck you!
Fuck... You!

179
00:14:22,873 --> 00:14:24,942
Uz f.m. Fredericksburg.

180
00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:27,111
Your home
for classic rock.

181
00:14:27,178 --> 00:14:28,979
96.9.

182
00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:32,316
Paulie, we should stop.

183
00:14:32,383 --> 00:14:34,819
- fuck are we?
- virgin.

184
00:14:37,088 --> 00:14:40,157
You remember that place...

185
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,326
The dive with
the fuckin' massage beds?

186
00:14:42,393 --> 00:14:45,563
It was in culpepper,
virginia.

187
00:14:45,629 --> 00:14:47,565
- the havenaire.
- ah!

188
00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:50,969
We met those 16-ye-old
hillbilly whores

189
00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:52,537
near the taxi stand.

190
00:14:52,604 --> 00:14:54,473
Yeah.

191
00:14:54,539 --> 00:14:56,541
You want the old days,
let's go there.

192
00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:59,010
We'll get a room, bucket
of ice from the machine,

193
00:14:59,077 --> 00:15:01,446
bottle of scotch,
order up a couple steaks...

194
00:15:01,513 --> 00:15:03,749
Heh heh heh.
Now you're fuckin' talkin'.

195
00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:17,096
Excuse me!
This place, is it new?

196
00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:19,365
I think maybe,
I don't know.

197
00:15:19,432 --> 00:15:21,734
There was a motel
on this spot though, right?

198
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:24,237
- the havenaire?
- I don't know.

199
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:27,874
Fuckin' guy.

200
00:15:32,412 --> 00:15:34,547
Mr. Spears,
you're all set.

201
00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:37,316
Two king rooms, one night,
checking out tomorrow.

202
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:40,286
From 6:00 to 10:00 we offer a
complimentary buffet breakfast

203
00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:42,022
in the courtesy room
off the lobby.

204
00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:43,624
Sign there, please.

205
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,192
Can you have
room service send up

206
00:15:45,259 --> 00:15:46,927
two fifths
of glenlivet?

207
00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:48,929
I apologize, sir,
we don't serve bottles.

208
00:15:48,996 --> 00:15:50,831
There is a minibar
in the room however.

209
00:15:50,898 --> 00:15:53,967
- all right, a couple steaks then.
- with baked potatoes.

210
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:56,203
Wraps and salads only
after 11:00.

211
00:15:58,138 --> 00:15:59,807
Buckingham's
is still open though.

212
00:15:59,873 --> 00:16:01,542
You could get some nachos.

213
00:16:06,314 --> 00:16:08,216
Your dad, boy.

214
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:10,351
Him and me made this
trip a thousand times

215
00:16:10,385 --> 00:16:11,953
back in the '60s.

216
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,489
He had a piece
of that dog track, right?

217
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,058
Among other things.

218
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,394
This one time,
my first trip ever,

219
00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:21,529
we're going
through georgia.

220
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,099
He's got a '59 eldorado
with the fins.

221
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:26,735
The biarritz,
he used to let me steer.

222
00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:29,338
I'm like 20 at the time,
I'm a kid.

223
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:35,611
Neveanyway, I'm drivin',
we get pulled over.

224
00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:38,280
State trooper with the hat,
fuckin' sunglasses.

225
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:40,916
I got no driver's license.

226
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:42,585
Of course not.

227
00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:44,553
I'm shittin'
a brick.

228
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,589
This is the deep
fuckin' south we're in,

229
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,157
and we're italian.

230
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,459
I turn to your dad...
"what do I tell this prick?"

231
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:53,429
"relax," he says. "tell him
your cousin's on the job."

232
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,365
he gives me
a southern-sounding name.

233
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,467
The guy comes over.

234
00:16:57,534 --> 00:17:00,103
"oh, my cousin's a state
trooper too," I tell him.

235
00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:01,938
"maybe you know him."

236
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:04,274
"what's his name?"
"barney fife." pow!

237
00:17:06,076 --> 00:17:08,612
The prick gives me a shot, I
don't know what the fuck hit me.

238
00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:10,747
Your dad's fuckin'
pissing himself.

239
00:17:10,814 --> 00:17:13,116
I mean, I never watch tv.
How the fuck do I know, right?

240
00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:16,853
- so what happened?
- your dad had to "duke" the guy 100 fuckin' dollars.

241
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,055
Probably ath's salary
in those days.

242
00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:23,127
You know, I remember you
around that time.

243
00:17:23,227 --> 00:17:24,996
When I was bad,
my dad used to threaten me

244
00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:27,131
he was gonna get uncle
paulie to come get me.

245
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,702
Fuckin' johnny boy, eh?

246
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:35,073
He loved you, my friend.

247
00:17:35,139 --> 00:17:38,276
I remember the night
you were born.

248
00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:40,378
Only time
I ever saw him cry.

249
00:17:40,478 --> 00:17:42,580
Heh.

250
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,682
It's funny, you know, I...

251
00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:48,187
Never knew where
I stood with him.

252
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,690
Like he didn't believe
in me or something.

253
00:17:51,757 --> 00:17:54,493
Fucking kidding?
He trusted you enough

254
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,228
to give you
the willie overall thing.

255
00:17:56,295 --> 00:18:00,132
- and you were what, 24?
- 22

256
00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:02,034
so there you go then.

257
00:18:10,577 --> 00:18:12,712
I tell the guy,
I said, "listen,

258
00:18:12,779 --> 00:18:14,280
I don't mind paying
for the tailpipe,

259
00:18:14,347 --> 00:18:16,116
but that fuckin' muffler's
still under warranty."

260
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,185
- all set?
- yeah.

261
00:18:20,286 --> 00:18:22,122
- nice talking to ya.
- yeah, you too.

262
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,557
Enjoy miami.

263
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,695
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

264
00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:31,598
- what?
- you tell some fuckin' goober your life story?

265
00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:34,033
We're supposed
to be laying low.

266
00:18:36,303 --> 00:18:38,239
I'm gonna grab
some danish for the road.

267
00:18:59,494 --> 00:19:02,564
- you have shit on your pants, don.
- please be patient with him.

268
00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:04,633
Yes, ma'am.

269
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:09,971
Visiting day
at the zoo.

270
00:19:10,038 --> 00:19:12,107
Don't feed the chedrools.

271
00:19:14,509 --> 00:19:16,745
- uh, ma.
- how was church?

272
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:19,681
It was fine.
It was good.

273
00:19:19,748 --> 00:19:21,349
You remember mr. Soprano?

274
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:24,086
Corrado, please.
Hello, my dear.

275
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,357
- how are you today?
- I'd complain, but who'd listen?

276
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,429
They have me on some new
medication. It makes me salivate.

277
00:19:36,532 --> 00:19:39,202
I'll leave you two to visit.
I have some letters to answer.

278
00:19:40,536 --> 00:19:42,538
- he's a good boy, this one.
- thank you.

279
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,310
I have this new medication they
put me on. It makes me salivate.

280
00:20:07,398 --> 00:20:09,366
How are you feeling?

281
00:20:12,202 --> 00:20:14,571
- fine.
- maybe you can clear something up.

282
00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:19,878
Dr. Mandl says you've been acting
aggressively toward other patients?

283
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:22,313
First of all, that is
total fucking bullshit.

284
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:25,483
- carter...
- secondly, why don't you just lead off with that?

285
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,152
What are you
talking about?

286
00:20:27,218 --> 00:20:29,554
Instead of pretending to
give a shit how I feel.

287
00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:33,558
Now, apparently, you are becoming bully.

288
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,430
Dr. Mandl feels you're modeling
your actions on the wrong people.

289
00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:42,768
- ally? Like who?
- you know who. That gangster.

290
00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:46,172
You of all people should know not to
believe what you read in the paper.

291
00:20:46,238 --> 00:20:48,274
All that crap
they wrote about daddy.

292
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,443
That was
"the wall street journal."

293
00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:52,011
it was entirely different.

294
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:54,280
It's never enough, is it?

295
00:20:54,346 --> 00:20:57,316
My whole time at m.I.t., you told
me to get out and make friends.

296
00:20:57,349 --> 00:20:59,952
Now I finally do learn
to assert myself a little,

297
00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:02,054
suddenly that's a negative.

298
00:21:08,395 --> 00:21:10,430
Checking in... Spears.

299
00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:19,539
- sil.
- I'll get us settled in.

300
00:21:22,008 --> 00:21:23,543
- hey.
- it's not good.

301
00:21:23,643 --> 00:21:25,679
The feds found a body.

302
00:21:25,746 --> 00:21:28,682
Skeleton. They tentatively
I.d.'d it as the guy.

303
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,552
- ah, fuck.
- try and relax, huh?

304
00:21:31,619 --> 00:21:33,721
How's paulie holding up?

305
00:21:33,788 --> 00:21:36,724
Jaws are holding up fine.
He won't shut the fuck up.

306
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:40,194
- that's too bad.
- what the fuck's he gotta worry about anyway?

307
00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:43,664
Scenario like this, the feds ain't
interested in him, believe me.

308
00:21:45,566 --> 00:21:48,202
Look, I love the guy,
it's just...

309
00:21:48,236 --> 00:21:50,671
- you know how he is.
- believe me, I hear you.

310
00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:52,673
What else?
Let me think.

311
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,041
Um...

312
00:21:54,076 --> 00:21:55,878
I looked in on carm
and she's okay.

313
00:21:55,944 --> 00:21:58,113
All right, thanks.

314
00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:00,249
Call me if you hear anything.

315
00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:04,620
use your hat!

316
00:22:07,089 --> 00:22:09,591
- "and hope to hear from you soon."

317
00:22:09,658 --> 00:22:12,161
"sincerely... " no.

318
00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:14,363
"respectfully,
corrado soprano."

319
00:22:16,064 --> 00:22:17,666
read it back.

320
00:22:19,235 --> 00:22:20,737
"dear vice president cheney,

321
00:22:20,804 --> 00:22:24,474
as a powerful man all too
familiar with accidental gunplay,

322
00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:27,844
I am writing in the hope that
you will intervene in my case.

323
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:30,947
Like yourself, I was involved
in an unfortunate incident

324
00:22:31,014 --> 00:22:33,716
- when a gun I was handling misfired."

325
00:22:33,783 --> 00:22:36,352
- head up, yo.

326
00:22:36,419 --> 00:22:40,023
- I's you, I'd lay off the card games awhile.
- fuck's the matter?

327
00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:42,792
The professor snitched
you out to dr. Mandl.

328
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:48,232
What do you do
with those, jameel?

329
00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:50,968
Autographed pictures of the
man who capped tony soprano?

330
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:53,471
Shit, them motherfuckers
go right on ebay.

331
00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:56,941
Come on now, sign.

332
00:22:57,007 --> 00:22:59,176
That was our deal.

333
00:23:00,311 --> 00:23:02,480
You wanna keep
getting them sodas?

334
00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:08,819
Sick fuckin' world.

335
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,597
- for you.
- oh, wow.

336
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,465
I got one
for cristina and gia too.

337
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:21,933
Thanks.

338
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,436
Where's the dvd?

339
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,606
That never occurred to me.

340
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,776
I'll have sil fedex you one.

341
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,612
- long as you're here.
Salut'.

342
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:40,286
Hey, listen,
before the girls get here,

343
00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:43,523
remember that cuban guy I was telling
you about? He knocks over trucks.

344
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,925
Last load was
american standard

345
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,694
sinks, toilets, tubs...

346
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,730
- no shit?
- mmm.

347
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,699
- all right, let's talk.
- I'll give you his number, you call him.

348
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,868
Now, check this out.

349
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:59,539
You're not gonna believe what I found
when we were moving into the new house.

350
00:24:04,845 --> 00:24:07,214
Holy fucking shit.

351
00:24:12,186 --> 00:24:15,122
Mickey pinto
took that in 1963.

352
00:24:15,189 --> 00:24:16,990
Look at that hair.

353
00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:19,493
Handsome fuckin' guy, eh?

354
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,562
That wristband,
the leather thing,

355
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,530
I remember getting
one just like it,

356
00:24:23,565 --> 00:24:25,233
me and all my friends.

357
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,168
Wanted to be a tough guy
just like him.

358
00:24:29,938 --> 00:24:32,040
That big one,
that's your uncle junior

359
00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:34,676
and your old man
in front of satriale's.

360
00:24:39,481 --> 00:24:42,584
There he is.

361
00:24:42,650 --> 00:24:45,520
It's the biarritz.
We were just talking about that.

362
00:24:47,122 --> 00:24:49,491
I tell you what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna have my daughter

363
00:24:49,558 --> 00:24:52,561
scan them into the computer so I
can get a couple of copies for you.

364
00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:57,600
Oh, that's my wife.
I gotta take this.

365
00:24:57,666 --> 00:24:59,435
No, stay, stay.
It's all right, come on.

366
00:24:59,502 --> 00:25:02,371
Uh, I gotta
empty my bag anyway.

367
00:25:02,438 --> 00:25:04,039
Hey, honey, sweetie, h?

368
00:25:05,307 --> 00:25:07,042
- gisays hi, guys.
- hello, gia!

369
00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:16,787
He pisses in a bag now?

370
00:25:16,853 --> 00:25:18,822
Jesus christ, fuckin.

371
00:25:21,324 --> 00:25:25,095
Supporting them with
a huge warehouse covering 28 acres!

372
00:25:25,128 --> 00:25:27,964
Stuffed to the rafters
with over 3,000 products

373
00:25:28,064 --> 00:25:30,100
you can order
at rock bottom prices

374
00:25:30,133 --> 00:25:32,903
and sell for profits
of up to 300% and more.

375
00:25:32,969 --> 00:25:35,305
It's easy to wish
for a better life...

376
00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:41,913
Just pick up the phone and
call this toll-free number... )

377
00:25:44,148 --> 00:25:46,417
- hello.
- junior, it's pat.

378
00:25:46,484 --> 00:25:47,985
You put any thought
to our plan?

379
00:25:48,052 --> 00:25:50,154
What plan?

380
00:25:50,254 --> 00:25:52,256
The dentist,
know, like we said

381
00:25:53,825 --> 00:25:55,827
- who is this?
- it's pat!

382
00:25:55,893 --> 00:25:59,030
The dentis remember? You were
gonna make an appointment.

383
00:25:59,097 --> 00:26:02,100
You sneak me off,

384
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:05,937
- where would I lam it?
- um... A safe house, I don't know.

385
00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:10,609
The time's not right.

386
00:26:12,211 --> 00:26:14,113
I'm being watched.
Call back later.

387
00:26:14,179 --> 00:26:17,683
- 'cause I'm headed back to sarasota soon...

388
00:26:20,185 --> 00:26:22,755
free to get started.
They give you plenty of ideas

389
00:26:22,821 --> 00:26:25,224
and support and the
quality of the product

390
00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:27,693
is even better than what you
see in the catalogs.

391
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,095
I decided I wanted something
where I was my own boss...

392
00:26:30,163 --> 00:26:33,833
Back in the day...
'70s... Fuckin' '80s...

393
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,836
You didn't make a move
in north jersey

394
00:26:36,903 --> 00:26:38,671
without this one
up your ass.

395
00:26:38,738 --> 00:26:41,074
I wasn't even born yet.

396
00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:45,612
Please. Wanna talk
about stand-up guys?

397
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,816
Sorry, beans.

398
00:26:51,518 --> 00:26:54,387
Hey, carlo, can we get
some more champagne please?

399
00:26:54,455 --> 00:26:56,390
Hey, remember that
yokel at the feast

400
00:26:56,457 --> 00:26:58,058
mouthing off
to your cousin?

401
00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:00,861
This maniac threw
a vat of hot oil

402
00:27:00,895 --> 00:27:03,063
right from the zeppole
stand on this prick.

403
00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:04,899
Oh my god.

404
00:27:04,965 --> 00:27:07,234
Little powdered sugar,
he would've been done.

405
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,704
And ton', remember
when we all rented

406
00:27:10,771 --> 00:27:12,406
that house
down the shore?

407
00:27:12,473 --> 00:27:15,109
- with the bedbugs?
- summer of '78.

408
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:17,244
Carlo, silvio,
frankie napoli...

409
00:27:17,311 --> 00:27:18,579
- place up the beach...
- yeah.

410
00:27:18,647 --> 00:27:20,215
sonny spinz
from the bronx rented it,

411
00:27:20,282 --> 00:27:21,616
that's where
that hippy kid

412
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,752
"mysteriously" drowned
during that party.

413
00:27:28,924 --> 00:27:31,927
Hey ton', you okay?

414
00:27:31,993 --> 00:27:33,595
Yeah yeah.

415
00:27:33,662 --> 00:27:36,198
You sure, T?
Yore being kinda quiet.

416
00:27:36,264 --> 00:27:38,533
That's 'cause...

417
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,002
"remember when" is the lowest
form of conversation.

418
00:27:59,989 --> 00:28:02,358
I told tommy deleo
you're the boss now.

419
00:28:03,693 --> 00:28:06,395
This fucking deleo construction
has always been a problem.

420
00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:10,500
Tell him I personally
am upset.

421
00:28:13,504 --> 00:28:17,875
- nice gravy, huh?
- yeah.

422
00:28:17,941 --> 00:28:20,377
Anyway, yo taste.

423
00:28:22,246 --> 00:28:24,348
How's patricia?
You mind?

424
00:28:28,152 --> 00:28:30,554
Go ahead.

425
00:28:35,827 --> 00:28:39,431
Now I'll start by making a
mountain fold on each corner.

426
00:28:39,497 --> 00:28:42,434
Folding the corners into
the center of the paper...

427
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,335
Touche, "captain blood."

428
00:28:49,174 --> 00:28:51,476
checkers,
the thinking man's game.

429
00:28:51,543 --> 00:28:53,511
You looking for a smack
in the fuckin' mouth?

430
00:28:53,578 --> 00:28:55,313
Corrado?

431
00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:56,848
Language, please.

432
00:29:02,021 --> 00:29:05,357
- what do you want?
- if you'd move, perhaps I could reach the chess set.

433
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,693
And if I don't, what the
fuck are you gonna do then?

434
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,463
- you don't intimidate me.
- corrado!

435
00:29:13,432 --> 00:29:17,069
- you're lucky she's here, you little prick.
- naturally.

436
00:29:17,136 --> 00:29:19,939
You're only toughwhen ty
figure nearby

437
00:29:20,005 --> 00:29:23,509
so things don't go too far.
Oh, how the mighty have f...

438
00:29:23,577 --> 00:29:25,045
Corrado!

439
00:29:29,049 --> 00:29:30,350
Get him! Get him!

440
00:29:30,417 --> 00:29:33,019
How do you like that, huh?

441
00:29:33,053 --> 00:29:35,288
Fuckin' smart guy!
How do you like that!

442
00:29:35,355 --> 00:29:37,591
God, no!

443
00:29:38,825 --> 00:29:42,162
I'm gonna kill this prick.

444
00:29:44,464 --> 00:29:46,666
Would you describe mr.
Soprano as the aggressor?

445
00:29:47,734 --> 00:29:49,503
Is he generally
a troublemaker?

446
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,572
Nah, he cool.

447
00:29:51,639 --> 00:29:54,242
You just gotta know
how to talk to him is all.

448
00:29:54,342 --> 00:29:56,511
That's a lovely watch
you're wearing.

449
00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:58,146
Is that vintage?

450
00:30:00,681 --> 00:30:03,751
Bulova, yeah.
Flea market.

451
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,088
Must have been
quite expensive.

452
00:30:09,257 --> 00:30:12,427
Why am I the only caregiver
being interrogated here?

453
00:30:12,527 --> 00:30:15,930
It wouldn't happen to be because of
the color of my skin, now would it?

454
00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:18,500
Thank you for your
cooperation. You can go.

455
00:30:28,944 --> 00:30:31,914
I'm gonna write a change
order for soprano's meds.

456
00:30:31,947 --> 00:30:34,917
Yeah, I need a bridge loan.
If ya could.

457
00:30:34,983 --> 00:30:37,886
- 200k.
- done.

458
00:30:37,954 --> 00:30:40,290
What can il you?
I've been fucking mush lately.

459
00:30:40,356 --> 00:30:42,025
It happens.

460
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,927
I lost the 1:00 game
by a field goal.

461
00:30:43,993 --> 00:30:46,463
It was a pick 'em. Then the
4:00 game, I'm chasing the money,

462
00:30:46,563 --> 00:30:48,264
I picked
the 49ers minus two.

463
00:30:48,298 --> 00:30:51,267
Ah, fuck it,
you don't want to hear this.

464
00:30:51,301 --> 00:30:53,636
It's been this way
the last couple months though.

465
00:30:53,736 --> 00:30:56,139
- listen, this too shall pass.

466
00:30:56,206 --> 00:30:58,475
- thanks, tateleh.
- any time.

467
00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:00,343
All right.

468
00:31:33,378 --> 00:31:35,447
Is this a nonsmoking room?

469
00:31:35,514 --> 00:31:37,415
Go ahead.

470
00:31:49,795 --> 00:31:52,230
Dinner was fun
the other night.

471
00:31:52,297 --> 00:31:54,633
- yeah.
- how do you know per?

472
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:57,203
Who peter?

473
00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:59,071
Beansie?

474
00:32:01,741 --> 00:32:04,043
He's an old friend...

475
00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:05,678
From the neighborhood.

476
00:32:05,745 --> 00:32:08,581
So the other guy?
The one with, um...

477
00:32:08,648 --> 00:32:10,683
White hair thingies?
What's his name again?

478
00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:13,986
- paulie.
- right.

479
00:32:14,053 --> 00:32:16,055
What is he,
like, your best friend?

480
00:32:16,122 --> 00:32:19,125
- he say that?
- I just figured.

481
00:32:19,193 --> 00:32:20,627
The way he was talking.

482
00:32:20,727 --> 00:32:23,931
Honestly, I thought heas
your dad at first.

483
00:32:23,997 --> 00:32:26,600
There was a time
when I wished he was.

484
00:32:29,103 --> 00:32:31,338
He... He used to work
for my dad.

485
00:32:31,405 --> 00:32:33,107
I know, he told me.

486
00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:53,928
Corrado?
Corro?

487
00:32:53,995 --> 00:32:56,531
- huh?
- it's time for group.

488
00:32:59,634 --> 00:33:02,270
It's these new pills
last couple of days.

489
00:33:02,337 --> 00:33:04,172
I got no pep.

490
00:33:04,239 --> 00:33:08,042
Oh, that'll change. There's
a slight adjustment period.

491
00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:10,646
But I'm sleeping all the
time now. I can't focus.

492
00:33:10,713 --> 00:33:13,048
Just givit some time,
you'll feel a lot better

493
00:33:13,115 --> 00:33:14,950
and your memory will
improve too.

494
00:33:22,158 --> 00:33:24,293
You know
that's bullshit, right?

495
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,363
They're trying
to numb you out,

496
00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:30,166
'cause of what you did
to the professor.

497
00:33:36,907 --> 00:33:39,376
Where the fuck
is this guy?

498
00:33:39,443 --> 00:33:42,078
West on 84,
beans said, right?

499
00:33:49,219 --> 00:33:50,554
There.

500
00:33:59,397 --> 00:34:02,100
What the fuck is this?

501
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,102
Ho! Ho ho ho!
God damn it.

502
00:34:08,573 --> 00:34:10,441
Who's ramon?

503
00:34:12,210 --> 00:34:14,011
Waiting long?

504
00:34:14,078 --> 00:34:16,414
So everybody come tonight
except charo?

505
00:34:16,481 --> 00:34:19,183
All right, hold
on, hold on, hold on.

506
00:34:19,283 --> 00:34:21,953
I'm tony,
this is paulie.

507
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:24,021
This is esteban
and the rest of the guys.

508
00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:29,194
So our friend in the wheelchair tells
us you get regular access to goods?

509
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:37,970
Okay.

510
00:34:38,036 --> 00:34:40,572
I got a trailer
full of power tools,

511
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:42,474
coming in later on
this month.

512
00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:45,410
Factory-sealed black
and deckers and makitas.

513
00:34:45,477 --> 00:34:48,213
I can get r you
50Ā¢ on the dollar.

514
00:34:48,281 --> 00:34:50,216
60 grand.

515
00:34:51,818 --> 00:34:54,487
Well, 55 would work but that
includes shipping to jersey.

516
00:34:54,554 --> 00:34:56,222
We look
like fucking u.p.s.?

517
00:34:56,289 --> 00:34:59,859
Look, you send the truck up
north, we send it back-loaded.

518
00:34:59,926 --> 00:35:02,395
I got a line on air
mattresses, pool toys,

519
00:35:02,495 --> 00:35:05,799
and I can round the load
out with kerastase,

520
00:35:05,865 --> 00:35:09,235
it's a french shampoo...
$20 a bottle retail.

521
00:35:09,335 --> 00:35:11,738
Now yoget 5%
after sale,

522
00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:13,907
but that's gonna
involve a little trust.

523
00:35:15,676 --> 00:35:17,678
'sta bien.

524
00:35:17,745 --> 00:35:19,847
All right.

525
00:35:19,914 --> 00:35:22,049
We're looking for
a long-term relationship.

526
00:35:22,082 --> 00:35:24,318
- we'll be calling.
- all right.

527
00:35:24,385 --> 00:35:25,920
You okay, tĆ­o?

528
00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:42,771
Corrado, how you
doing today?

529
00:35:42,838 --> 00:35:45,240
I'm dying a slow death,
that's how I'm doing.

530
00:35:45,307 --> 00:35:47,442
Just take
your meds, yo.

531
00:35:47,509 --> 00:35:50,445
Real fucking
nazi now, huh?

532
00:35:50,512 --> 00:35:52,180
Stop fucking pushing!

533
00:35:52,247 --> 00:35:53,682
Ah! I wasn't!

534
00:35:53,748 --> 00:35:56,118
yo, stop bumping
dickheads out there!

535
00:36:17,774 --> 00:36:20,176
You should have
seen him out there.

536
00:36:20,243 --> 00:36:22,145
The fuck can
handle himself.

537
00:36:22,211 --> 00:36:25,348
He's got the gazzis
of a 20-year-old.

538
00:36:25,414 --> 00:36:29,352
He's my friend, but, Jesus,
what a fucking chiacchierone.

539
00:36:29,419 --> 00:36:31,021
"yup-yup-yup-
yup-yup-yup."

540
00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:36,026
heells me, "don't say nothing
to nobody." he's got prostate.

541
00:36:36,093 --> 00:36:38,495
I say, "sure."
he tells everybody.

542
00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:40,764
He was always like that.

543
00:36:40,864 --> 00:36:43,367
Nah, he was
gary-fucking-cooper.

544
00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:44,735
You forget.

545
00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:48,205
One time, I fell asleep
while he was on the phone.

546
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,174
I wake up
20 minutes later,

547
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,576
and he was still going.

548
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,953
I gotta say...

549
00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:05,356
It concerns me.

550
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:06,858
Lately.

551
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,860
Nah.

552
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,695
Come on, huh?

553
00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:16,534
Hey, people live alone,
they get like that. It's sad.

554
00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:21,173
I'm leaving
for my card game.

555
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,541
Are you two okay?

556
00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:24,877
- dinner was great, hon.
- any time, you know that.

557
00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:26,545
Thank you.

558
00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,318
That's a great girl
you got there.

559
00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:33,986
The way she stood by you.

560
00:37:34,053 --> 00:37:36,288
Now you see, that's what
paulie doesn't got.

561
00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:39,892
Now I'm speaking
to your point.

562
00:37:39,992 --> 00:37:41,627
He's got no wife.

563
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:43,362
He's got no kids.

564
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:45,165
He's got no steady
income stream neither.

565
00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:49,202
Which is coming
to an end. Barone,

566
00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:52,539
I told him, if you
can't show legit income,

567
00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:54,908
you're vulnerable
to the feds.

568
00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:58,078
He don't do
shit about it.

569
00:37:59,713 --> 00:38:02,282
I think you're worrying
for nothing, tony.

570
00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:06,119
Things are going great.

571
00:38:06,186 --> 00:38:08,555
Finally.

572
00:38:08,623 --> 00:38:10,892
Maybe I'm just...

573
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,060
Waiting for the other
shoe to drop.

574
00:38:13,127 --> 00:38:14,929
All I know is,

575
00:38:15,029 --> 00:38:18,266
paulie gualtieri
is a stand-up guy.

576
00:38:18,332 --> 00:38:20,601
Has he ever really been
put the test?

577
00:38:27,108 --> 00:38:31,145
You know, he had this
painting of me in his house.

578
00:38:31,212 --> 00:38:34,348
I was all dressed up
like a fucking general.

579
00:38:35,984 --> 00:38:37,586
I heard out that.

580
00:38:37,619 --> 00:38:39,455
Yeah, it pissed me off.

581
00:38:39,521 --> 00:38:41,890
Thought it was
a fucking joke.

582
00:38:44,593 --> 00:38:47,796
- but I don't think it was.
- he loves you, ton'.

583
00:38:47,863 --> 00:38:49,631
You're all he's got.

584
00:38:49,731 --> 00:38:53,702
You, the guys
and his image.

585
00:38:58,408 --> 00:39:00,810
I love him too.

586
00:39:00,910 --> 00:39:02,912
You always did.

587
00:39:35,312 --> 00:39:36,647
Hey, sil.

588
00:39:36,714 --> 00:39:38,182
I'm here with bobby.

589
00:39:38,249 --> 00:39:40,885
- he just got a call frojenna.
- who?

590
00:39:40,951 --> 00:39:42,019
Karen's sister.

591
00:39:42,086 --> 00:39:44,388
Works in the courthouse.

592
00:39:44,455 --> 00:39:46,223
Oh, yeah yeah.

593
00:39:46,290 --> 00:39:47,691
And?

594
00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:50,928
- are you sitting down?
- just fucking tell me.

595
00:39:51,029 --> 00:39:52,664
Jackie aprile.

596
00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:55,167
- what?
- you heard me.

597
00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:57,869
Larry told them j.a.
Was totally responsible

598
00:39:57,936 --> 00:40:00,639
for e death of a certain
african-american person.

599
00:40:00,705 --> 00:40:03,842
- he covered your
- congratulations, anthony!

600
00:40:03,909 --> 00:40:06,278
Yeah, well...

601
00:40:06,344 --> 00:40:07,946
You got to wonder
what's next, huh?

602
00:40:08,013 --> 00:40:10,015
Yeah,
but for tonight, huh?

603
00:40:10,081 --> 00:40:12,951
All right, thanks.

604
00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,654
Talk to you later.

605
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:44,351
Ha-ha-ha!

606
00:40:50,591 --> 00:40:53,160
We're off the hook
on this willie overall thing.

607
00:40:53,227 --> 00:40:55,929
Oh! Thank god!
That's fucking beautiful.

608
00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:57,865
Yeah.

609
00:41:03,238 --> 00:41:05,073
Know what we ought to do?

610
00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:08,109
We ought to treat ourselves
before we leave.

611
00:41:08,176 --> 00:41:11,279
I was thinking maybe we'd
do some sport fishing.

612
00:41:11,346 --> 00:41:12,881
You serious?

613
00:41:12,947 --> 00:41:14,182
Yeah?
What are you kidding,

614
00:41:14,249 --> 00:41:16,084
the fucking marlin
they got out here?

615
00:41:16,151 --> 00:41:18,186
We'll rent a boat.

616
00:41:20,388 --> 00:41:22,824
Yeah. Sure.

617
00:41:25,293 --> 00:41:28,797
"what's that got to do with
chien farming?" he asks.

618
00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:32,802
The whore says, "last year,
I raised over 5,000 cocks."

619
00:41:35,371 --> 00:41:37,740
- where you going?
- the head. I gotta piss.

620
00:41:37,807 --> 00:41:41,076
- one more?
- yeah. One more.

621
00:41:42,611 --> 00:41:44,647
Two fags decide
they want a baby.

622
00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:46,816
So they jack off
in a cup,

623
00:41:46,882 --> 00:41:49,552
use the sperm to get a lady
friend of theirs pregnant.

624
00:41:49,618 --> 00:41:51,821
Nine months later,
they go to the hospital.

625
00:41:51,921 --> 00:41:54,056
They see all the babies
in the nursery.

626
00:41:54,124 --> 00:41:56,393
"look," they say.
"our baby's the sweetest one.

627
00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:58,995
He's not even
crying at all."

628
00:41:59,062 --> 00:42:02,466
ah... God damn it,
what t fuck is it?

629
00:42:02,499 --> 00:42:04,334
"now he's not crying,"
the nurse says.

630
00:42:04,401 --> 00:42:07,103
"just wait till we take the
pacifier out of his ass."

631
00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:09,105
right, yeah.

632
00:42:13,944 --> 00:42:16,847
Oh, fuck me!

633
00:42:18,249 --> 00:42:20,818
Accident! Accident!

634
00:42:20,852 --> 00:42:24,355
God fucking damn it!

635
00:42:24,455 --> 00:42:26,357
Corrado,
what happened?

636
00:42:26,424 --> 00:42:28,926
Oh, Jesus christ
on the cross.

637
00:42:28,993 --> 00:42:30,528
It's all right.

638
00:42:30,595 --> 00:42:32,296
Come on.

639
00:42:34,532 --> 00:42:37,702
I'm an old man. It was an
accident, for christ's sake.

640
00:42:37,768 --> 00:42:41,038
You're on ditropan specifically
to avoid incontinence.

641
00:42:41,105 --> 00:42:44,976
Not to mention celexa, which should
be curtailing your aggressiveness.

642
00:42:45,043 --> 00:42:46,879
I'm taking my medication.

643
00:42:46,945 --> 00:42:48,814
Ask hormel,
you don't believe me.

644
00:42:48,881 --> 00:42:51,150
Jameel.
He's been let go.

645
00:42:51,216 --> 00:42:52,885
Mr. Soprano,
there's a mutual trust

646
00:42:52,985 --> 00:42:56,188
among the staff and our
patients regarding treatment.

647
00:42:56,255 --> 00:42:58,457
That means you
have a choice...

648
00:42:58,524 --> 00:43:00,225
You can either
wear depends

649
00:43:00,292 --> 00:43:02,561
while you await transfer
to another facility,

650
00:43:02,661 --> 00:43:05,063
or you can take your
medication as prescribed.

651
00:43:13,506 --> 00:43:16,509
Here, corrado.
Time for your medicine.

652
00:43:21,247 --> 00:43:23,183
Where the fuck
is my ipod?

653
00:43:23,249 --> 00:43:25,285
Every day it's
your ipod, carter.

654
00:43:25,351 --> 00:43:27,020
Just stop causing
a commotion!

655
00:43:44,104 --> 00:43:45,773
What'd you do that for?

656
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,608
I should piss
myself again?

657
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,543
But I did the thing.

658
00:43:49,610 --> 00:43:51,946
They're muscling me,
what do you want me to tell you?

659
00:43:52,012 --> 00:43:54,782
I could have
gotten in trouble.

660
00:43:54,849 --> 00:43:56,383
You don't even
give a shit.

661
00:44:01,690 --> 00:44:03,592
Let's get
a card game together.

662
00:44:03,658 --> 00:44:05,494
- they fired hormel.
- jameel?

663
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,129
Fuck him! You got me.

664
00:44:07,195 --> 00:44:10,332
Maybe tomorrow, kid.
Don't know. I'm tired.

665
00:44:31,254 --> 00:44:34,023
Old ironsides!

666
00:44:35,491 --> 00:44:38,227
Ho! You're supposed
to say "who, beansie?"

667
00:44:38,294 --> 00:44:40,329
yeah.

668
00:45:43,162 --> 00:45:45,531
Where you been?

669
00:45:45,598 --> 00:45:47,733
You didn't come
to lunch.

670
00:45:50,469 --> 00:45:51,971
I brought you
these...

671
00:45:52,037 --> 00:45:55,274
From keith.
He owed me money.

672
00:45:55,341 --> 00:45:57,676
"hootie
and the blowfish."

673
00:45:59,211 --> 00:46:00,779
thanks.

674
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,286
That was a nice lett
you wrote to cheney.

675
00:46:06,353 --> 00:46:08,255
But he don't
read 'em himself,

676
00:46:08,321 --> 00:46:10,690
they got computers
that do it.

677
00:46:10,757 --> 00:46:13,293
I asked lynch,
the professor.

678
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,695
What are you talking
to him for?

679
00:46:15,762 --> 00:46:18,698
He says we'll have a better chance
if we write him at his outfit...

680
00:46:18,765 --> 00:46:20,200
Halliburton.

681
00:46:21,768 --> 00:46:24,437
My father
owned umman ock.

682
00:46:28,242 --> 00:46:31,612
My grandpa said my dad
lackedharacter.

683
00:46:34,348 --> 00:46:36,517
Grandpa was a lion.

684
00:46:38,119 --> 00:46:41,055
You're very smart,
anthony.

685
00:46:43,124 --> 00:46:45,393
I'm sure you're very
good with spelling too.

686
00:47:31,608 --> 00:47:34,010
Rigatoni a la paulie.
He-he!

687
00:47:34,110 --> 00:47:37,680
But since you're eating it, maybe
it should be "rigatoni a la tony"?

688
00:47:37,747 --> 00:47:39,149
Heh heh.

689
00:47:39,182 --> 00:47:41,184
Ah!

690
00:47:41,284 --> 00:47:42,685
Oh, madonn'!

691
00:47:48,092 --> 00:47:49,627
What?
You're not hungry?

692
00:47:49,693 --> 00:47:52,129
My fucking stomach.

693
00:47:59,203 --> 00:48:01,372
You know, when you
went down below,

694
00:48:01,472 --> 00:48:03,474
I thought I saw
a whale.

695
00:48:03,541 --> 00:48:05,876
- no shit.
- it made me think of ginny sack.

696
00:48:12,784 --> 00:48:15,754
That joke ralph made about
her, that was some funny shit,

697
00:48:15,821 --> 00:48:17,455
no matter what john said.

698
00:48:17,556 --> 00:48:19,925
You got to have
a sense of humor, right?

699
00:48:19,991 --> 00:48:22,227
Yeah.

700
00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:30,035
I heard she took
an office job.

701
00:48:30,068 --> 00:48:33,839
- chubb insurance.
- heh heh!

702
00:48:38,411 --> 00:48:40,947
It was you
told him, right?

703
00:48:41,013 --> 00:48:42,281
I mean, it's no big deal.

704
00:48:42,348 --> 00:48:44,116
I could hardly resist.

705
00:48:44,183 --> 00:48:46,185
Grapevine, ton'.
I don't know.

706
00:48:46,252 --> 00:48:48,254
Yeah.

707
00:48:48,321 --> 00:48:51,023
He was a funny prick,
that ralph.

708
00:48:51,090 --> 00:48:53,926
His "gladiator" fixation,

709
00:48:53,993 --> 00:48:56,629
the time he hit georgie
in the eye with the chain.

710
00:48:56,696 --> 00:48:58,631
Heh heh heh!

711
00:48:58,699 --> 00:49:02,769
I'd have loved to have seen john's
face when he heard that crack.

712
00:49:02,836 --> 00:49:06,306
Always fucking holier-than-thou
'cause he didn't fuck other women.

713
00:49:08,242 --> 00:49:10,611
Mr. Broomstick-up-
his-ass.

714
00:49:10,677 --> 00:49:12,713
Heh heh heh.

715
00:49:12,779 --> 00:49:15,282
You know,

716
00:49:15,349 --> 00:49:19,453
no offense, but... You ever had
yourself checked for tourette's?

717
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,455
What?

718
00:49:21,522 --> 00:49:22,789
Tourette's syndrome...

719
00:49:22,856 --> 00:49:24,291
Seriously.

720
00:49:24,359 --> 00:49:27,295
"heh heh." it's like you
got a tick or something.

721
00:49:27,362 --> 00:49:30,899
I dunno. It's like some
people grind their teeth.

722
00:49:30,965 --> 00:49:33,535
When I'm nervous...
Tense or something.

723
00:49:42,277 --> 00:49:45,079
Come on, you told
john about that joke, right?

724
00:49:54,890 --> 00:49:57,493
- it wasn't me, ton'.
- no?

725
00:49:57,593 --> 00:49:59,762
That's right.

726
00:50:09,338 --> 00:50:11,373
You want a drink?

727
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,909
All right, stewarts.

728
00:50:50,314 --> 00:50:51,816
- think fast!
- Jesus! Ton'!

729
00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:54,318
Fuck, that hurt.

730
00:52:20,342 --> 00:52:23,245
What does it take
to get something to eat?

731
00:52:42,097 --> 00:52:43,698
When my time comes,

732
00:52:43,766 --> 00:52:47,370
tell me,
will I stand up?

733
00:53:09,593 --> 00:53:11,028
Who was at the door?

734
00:53:11,094 --> 00:53:14,097
"williams-sonoma.
From paulie.

735
00:53:14,164 --> 00:53:18,802
The elektra semiautomatic
chrome espresso machine."

736
00:53:18,869 --> 00:53:20,804
4a>od2- so?
- my god, tony.

737
00:53:20,871 --> 00:53:23,006
This is, like, $2,000.

738
00:53:23,073 --> 00:53:25,209
I mean, what is
wrong with that man?

739
00:53:25,275 --> 00:53:28,111
What's wrong with him?
Nothing.

740
00:53:28,178 --> 00:53:30,881
It's guys like him that allows
our whole lifestyle here.

741
00:53:42,393 --> 00:53:44,529
Take me over
to jeanette's house.

742
00:53:54,973 --> 00:53:56,508
Ah!

743
00:54:22,067 --> 00:54:25,104
In an apparent escalation
of a mafia power struggle...

744
00:54:25,205 --> 00:54:27,274
What year? Let me see,

745
00:54:27,340 --> 00:54:30,076
'72, '73, back in
the feech lamanna days.

746
00:54:30,143 --> 00:54:33,547
I'm on a roll. I mean, I haven't
lost a bet in fucking months.

747
00:54:33,613 --> 00:54:35,916
after a brazen
ambush by...

748
00:54:35,949 --> 00:54:37,484
Hey, ton',
you see this shit?

749
00:54:37,551 --> 00:54:39,286
Skip.

750
00:54:39,386 --> 00:54:40,854
Hey.

751
00:54:40,921 --> 00:54:43,957
Looks like phil's the main
guinea over there now, huh?

752
00:54:44,024 --> 00:54:45,725
Anyway, we're at
maxwell's plum,

753
00:54:45,792 --> 00:54:48,128
the saturday night
before the game.

754
00:54:48,196 --> 00:54:51,232
Who walks in
but fucking namath?

755
00:54:51,299 --> 00:54:54,402
Three sheets to the wind, fuckin'
staggering like aailor.

756
00:54:54,468 --> 00:54:57,138
So I know the game is
going into the toilet.

757
00:54:57,205 --> 00:54:58,639
I said to
my brother jerry...

758
00:54:58,706 --> 00:55:00,241
He was just
a kid at the time...

759
00:55:00,308 --> 00:55:03,277
"take this money down
to old caruso on the corner

760
00:55:03,344 --> 00:55:05,446
and put it all
against the jets."

761
00:55:05,513 --> 00:55:09,283
my brother was just recovering
from rheumatic fever...