1 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:06,850 When I was a child I had a fever 2 00:02:07,951 --> 00:02:11,651 My hands felt like just two balloons 3 00:02:21,652 --> 00:02:23,588 What are you doing up so early? 4 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:26,291 I couldn't sleep. 5 00:02:32,431 --> 00:02:35,734 - You want breakfast? - Yeah, all right. 6 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,603 - Anthony. - What? 7 00:02:37,703 --> 00:02:39,338 I am making french toast. 8 00:02:39,405 --> 00:02:43,042 I'm not hungry. Jesus, how many times you gonna ask me? 9 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:46,779 You've heard the term comfort food. Maybe it'll make you feel better. 10 00:02:47,312 --> 00:02:49,415 I know this is hard for you to believe, 11 00:02:49,581 --> 00:02:51,850 but food may not be the answer to every problem. 12 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:54,787 - Neither is acting like a whiny little bitch. - Tony. 13 00:02:54,887 --> 00:02:57,356 I'll eat at work, okay? 14 00:02:57,523 --> 00:02:59,358 My shitty-ass pizza job. 15 00:03:00,025 --> 00:03:02,193 If it's so horrible, take a day off. 16 00:03:03,895 --> 00:03:05,864 My fiancee left me. 17 00:03:05,997 --> 00:03:07,866 That job is all I have in my life. 18 00:03:08,867 --> 00:03:11,270 It's better to have loved and lost, AJ. 19 00:03:11,603 --> 00:03:14,306 - What? - It is. 20 00:03:25,517 --> 00:03:27,486 I feel bad for him, but what the fuck? 21 00:03:27,519 --> 00:03:29,954 Why's he gotta take it out on us? 22 00:03:34,393 --> 00:03:36,095 I'm looking for a miter saw. 23 00:03:36,228 --> 00:03:39,732 I got the Makita, carbide blade, laser guide. 24 00:03:39,765 --> 00:03:43,268 - Lists for $600... $200. - Sold. 25 00:03:43,335 --> 00:03:45,237 - Mike, you got that? The Makita. - Yeah. 26 00:03:45,337 --> 00:03:47,606 Cheese it. It's the off-duty cops. 27 00:03:47,706 --> 00:03:50,976 - You know my son-in-law Chris, the movie producer? - How you doing? 28 00:03:51,043 --> 00:03:53,178 - Let me know about that ticket. - It's squashed, forget it. 29 00:03:53,278 --> 00:03:56,515 Thanks. How you doing? How's my little girl? 30 00:03:56,615 --> 00:03:59,585 - Good. You coming Sunday, right? - Yeah. 2:00, she said. 31 00:03:59,618 --> 00:04:03,522 For you. Tell your friend Paulie to keep these power tools coming. 32 00:04:07,359 --> 00:04:10,696 Madonn', those fucking belt sanders flying off the shelves, huh? 33 00:04:10,796 --> 00:04:12,698 You ain't seen this many cops lined up 34 00:04:12,798 --> 00:04:14,967 since the centennial of Dunkin' Donuts. 35 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,635 They're all handymen. 36 00:04:16,902 --> 00:04:19,938 They got side jobs so they can afford those 18-foot bass boats. 37 00:04:20,105 --> 00:04:23,275 Cataldo, that state trooper, he's putting a drop ceiling in my basement. 38 00:04:23,742 --> 00:04:25,577 Thanks, sweetie. 39 00:04:26,645 --> 00:04:29,348 12k in there. I took my cut. 40 00:04:29,448 --> 00:04:31,350 I'm seeing Al again next week. 41 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:35,020 - To business. - You're gonna jinx me? Toast with water? 42 00:04:41,727 --> 00:04:43,829 When I was using, I was a disgrace. 43 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:46,298 Now I'm sober, and I'm a drip. The fuck you want from me? 44 00:04:46,332 --> 00:04:48,767 How's about being normal? That so fucking hard? 45 00:04:48,834 --> 00:04:51,270 Actually, yeah, Paulie, for some of us it is. 46 00:04:51,337 --> 00:04:54,640 Don't get cunty. I'm breaking your balls. 47 00:04:58,844 --> 00:05:00,579 What do you say we take a ride? 48 00:05:00,713 --> 00:05:03,248 Little prime rib? On me. 49 00:05:05,084 --> 00:05:08,020 - Maybe next time. - What are you, watching your cholesterol now, too? 50 00:05:08,053 --> 00:05:11,357 Yeah, you're fucking hilarious. 51 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:31,010 Hey, Tony. What's the good word? 52 00:05:31,076 --> 00:05:34,079 - Can't complain. - Sure you could. Phil Leotardo. 53 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:39,485 My first assignment out of the academy was in Brooklyn. 54 00:05:39,585 --> 00:05:41,520 Never cared for him. 55 00:05:41,587 --> 00:05:44,857 He tried to set up this other rookie, female, for rape and beating. 56 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:51,397 Listen, that subject we talked about... 57 00:05:52,263 --> 00:05:54,266 If I was to know something 58 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:56,802 possibly terror-related 59 00:05:56,869 --> 00:05:58,270 and help you out, 60 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:01,106 could I bank the resulting goodwill? 61 00:06:02,573 --> 00:06:03,642 Well... 62 00:06:03,675 --> 00:06:05,911 What happens is 63 00:06:06,045 --> 00:06:08,447 I would personally write you what's called a 5k letter. 64 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:12,017 It's a document setting forth your cooperation and service. 65 00:06:12,051 --> 00:06:14,019 Is letter would be placed in your file 66 00:06:14,053 --> 00:06:16,822 and if you were ever convicted of a crime... 67 00:06:18,357 --> 00:06:21,093 It'd be presented to a judge when he or she 68 00:06:21,226 --> 00:06:24,496 would be considering sentencing guidelines. 69 00:06:29,735 --> 00:06:31,804 Well, there were a couple of guys, 70 00:06:31,904 --> 00:06:34,673 I don't know, arabs, arabians maybe. 71 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,142 They used to hang around the Bing, 72 00:06:37,176 --> 00:06:39,311 and somebody I knew 73 00:06:39,411 --> 00:06:42,081 may have did some business with them. 74 00:06:42,181 --> 00:06:44,950 At the port? 75 00:06:46,952 --> 00:06:49,588 - You were saying. - The point is they used to be around all the time, 76 00:06:49,755 --> 00:06:51,690 these two, you know, drinking 77 00:06:51,757 --> 00:06:53,926 and trying to tit-fuck the girls, whatever. 78 00:06:53,993 --> 00:06:55,828 And then suddenly, they disappeared, 79 00:06:55,928 --> 00:06:58,364 and I mean completely. 80 00:06:58,430 --> 00:07:00,766 And then a week or so ago I'm driving, and I see 'em 81 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:04,370 with these other guys, 82 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:05,871 they had the headgear and the beard 83 00:07:05,938 --> 00:07:08,607 and the whole fundamental bit. 84 00:07:09,942 --> 00:07:12,778 But there's nothing illegal there, right? 85 00:07:12,878 --> 00:07:15,347 What were they doing? 86 00:07:15,481 --> 00:07:17,783 Walking. 87 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:20,619 But then they meet up with this other group. 88 00:07:20,719 --> 00:07:22,688 I don't know. It seemed... 89 00:07:22,788 --> 00:07:25,291 You got a name? 90 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:27,126 One was Ahmad 91 00:07:27,293 --> 00:07:29,795 or Jamali... 92 00:07:31,964 --> 00:07:35,134 Hold on, hold on. 93 00:07:43,676 --> 00:07:45,144 Hey, T. 94 00:07:45,311 --> 00:07:47,146 Yeah, I'm here with some people, 95 00:07:47,313 --> 00:07:49,481 and, uh... The arabs from the Bing. What were their names? 96 00:07:49,581 --> 00:07:51,917 - Some people? - Exactly. 97 00:07:53,686 --> 00:07:56,755 Oh, fuck, yeah, Ahmed and Mohammed. 98 00:07:56,855 --> 00:08:00,225 - What did they do? - Ahmed and Mohammed. 99 00:08:00,326 --> 00:08:02,494 You know, actually, I got a cell number. 100 00:08:02,661 --> 00:08:05,831 I called him recently, but he don't answer no more. 101 00:08:06,865 --> 00:08:09,335 Ahmed Al Najafi. 102 00:08:10,736 --> 00:08:14,106 973-555-0146. 103 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:16,342 Ahmed Al Najafi. 104 00:08:18,944 --> 00:08:21,880 Tell me they're not gonna blow up the chemical plant or some shit. 105 00:08:23,048 --> 00:08:25,050 I don't know. I'll call you later. 106 00:08:27,686 --> 00:08:30,356 - Cell phone. - That's a real prize. 107 00:08:30,389 --> 00:08:31,690 Thank you. 108 00:08:34,259 --> 00:08:36,462 So finally I said, "okay, you know, 109 00:08:36,562 --> 00:08:38,464 as long as you don't mind yesterday's pizza. 110 00:08:38,564 --> 00:08:40,599 "No, no", he said, "It's cool. 111 00:08:40,699 --> 00:08:43,168 "So great," I told him. "Come back tomorrow." 112 00:08:43,802 --> 00:08:45,804 You are so bad. 113 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:48,273 - Hey. - Hey, how you doing? 114 00:08:48,374 --> 00:08:50,374 - I'll add you overtime? - Yeah, thank you. 115 00:08:53,112 --> 00:08:55,814 - Who's that? - I don't know. Some guy. 116 00:08:55,881 --> 00:08:57,750 What are you, going out with him? 117 00:08:57,816 --> 00:09:00,586 He smiled, Anthony. He works here. 118 00:09:00,653 --> 00:09:03,622 - You gotta stop. - Or what? 119 00:09:03,722 --> 00:09:05,324 Or I won't see you again. 120 00:09:05,424 --> 00:09:07,459 Oh, like meeting me for coffee is such a big deal. 121 00:09:07,493 --> 00:09:09,828 Honestly, I don't even think it's a good idea anyway. 122 00:09:09,962 --> 00:09:11,330 How come? 123 00:09:11,397 --> 00:09:15,234 'Cause last time you started crying and had to leave the Starbucks. 124 00:09:20,773 --> 00:09:22,941 I can't sleep at night without you. 125 00:09:23,241 --> 00:09:26,045 It'll get better, okay? 126 00:09:26,612 --> 00:09:29,415 I love you so much. 127 00:09:29,581 --> 00:09:31,517 I gotta go back to work. 128 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:35,087 Stop. You're embarrassing me. 129 00:09:45,364 --> 00:09:48,767 You knock off early, we go back to your place, 130 00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:51,170 christen those new sheets you were telling me about. 131 00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:53,172 A man with a plan, huh? 132 00:09:53,272 --> 00:09:56,275 The man with the erection. 133 00:10:01,346 --> 00:10:03,515 Let me take this. 134 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:06,250 Hey. 135 00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:09,054 It's me. I need you to come home. It's AJ. 136 00:10:09,154 --> 00:10:11,223 - What happened? - I am worried, Tony. 137 00:10:11,357 --> 00:10:13,192 I have never seen him like this. 138 00:10:13,225 --> 00:10:16,395 I'm supposed to meet the realtor to see a new property, 139 00:10:16,495 --> 00:10:19,198 - but I am afraid to leave him alone. - Afraid, why? 140 00:10:19,365 --> 00:10:21,466 Will you just come home, please? 141 00:10:28,238 --> 00:10:29,742 Go away. 142 00:10:29,808 --> 00:10:32,478 It's me. 143 00:10:36,247 --> 00:10:38,482 What's the matter? 144 00:10:41,687 --> 00:10:44,156 - What happened? - You know what happened. 145 00:10:44,323 --> 00:10:45,724 Blanca still. 146 00:10:48,326 --> 00:10:50,529 All right, that's it. Enough's enough. 147 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:53,098 Look, I'm fucking depressed, okay? 148 00:10:53,165 --> 00:10:56,001 You broke up. How long you want to cry about it? 149 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:58,003 She was my life. 150 00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:00,306 You're 20 years old. You barely have a life, 151 00:11:00,372 --> 00:11:02,308 and you're better off anyway. 152 00:11:02,374 --> 00:11:05,911 She was cute, okay, but come on. With another guy's kid to boot. 153 00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:08,514 She was the best thing that ever happened to me. 154 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,092 What you're going through, 155 00:11:20,192 --> 00:11:22,461 what you're feeling right now... 156 00:11:22,927 --> 00:11:24,964 It happens sometimes. 157 00:11:25,097 --> 00:11:28,400 Everybody gets the blues. 158 00:11:28,534 --> 00:11:31,603 There's a half-a-billion-dollar industry devoted to it. 159 00:11:31,737 --> 00:11:33,105 What, Prozac? 160 00:11:33,205 --> 00:11:36,275 No, the music business. 161 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:39,144 They write thousands of songs about this shit. 162 00:11:39,278 --> 00:11:40,913 "Tears on my pillow," 163 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,582 "Mona Lisa," right? 164 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:50,422 Listen, these fucking women, 165 00:11:50,556 --> 00:11:53,926 they'll drive you nuts with your emotions and whatnot. 166 00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:57,763 And I know it feels like you're never gonna love anybody again. 167 00:11:57,830 --> 00:12:00,666 But trust me, there's millions of girls out there 168 00:12:00,766 --> 00:12:02,468 that are dying to meet a guy like you. 169 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:06,238 - I see 'em every day. - Oh, right, I'm so special. 170 00:12:06,305 --> 00:12:09,575 You're damn right you are. You're handsome and smart 171 00:12:09,675 --> 00:12:11,276 and a hard worker, 172 00:12:11,343 --> 00:12:14,413 and let's be honest... white. 173 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,915 That's a huge plus nowadays. 174 00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:20,519 Go out and get a blowjob. 175 00:12:21,553 --> 00:12:23,455 I don't want a blowjob. 176 00:12:23,522 --> 00:12:24,857 Keep your voice down. 177 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,259 Why? 178 00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:29,495 - Who's listening out there? - Nobody. 179 00:12:29,628 --> 00:12:32,298 Oh, fuck me! 180 00:12:32,431 --> 00:12:34,533 You saw her again, didn't you? 181 00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:37,870 I knew it. 182 00:12:37,936 --> 00:12:39,538 I don't wanna talk about it. 183 00:12:39,938 --> 00:12:43,208 I love you, Anthony. It's killing me to see you like this. 184 00:12:43,342 --> 00:12:46,111 What's the fucking point? 185 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:51,684 - Point of what? - Just leave me alone. 186 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,802 Honestly, I was glad when they broke up. 187 00:13:09,868 --> 00:13:12,571 The culture divide... But now... 188 00:13:12,671 --> 00:13:14,573 Everything turns to shit. 189 00:13:19,478 --> 00:13:21,747 Hi. 190 00:13:21,814 --> 00:13:24,249 - Thank you so much for inviting us. - Sure. 191 00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,251 I'm so nervous cooking for all these people. 192 00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:29,421 - Dad, do you remember Tony's sister Barbara? - Of course. 193 00:13:29,488 --> 00:13:31,824 - Hi, nice to see you. - Her husband Tom, Stefan, Alyssa. 194 00:13:31,824 --> 00:13:33,359 - Hi, this is for you. - Oh, thank you. 195 00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:35,260 And the baby. 196 00:13:35,394 --> 00:13:36,996 Oh, come in. Come in. 197 00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:40,366 - Oh, look at that baby. - Smile for grandma. 198 00:13:40,532 --> 00:13:44,269 - Can I play the Xbox? - What happened to folding the napkins? 199 00:13:48,139 --> 00:13:50,676 - How you holding up? - I'm totally freaking. 200 00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:53,846 I gotta take the ziti out. 201 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,061 You okay, T? 202 00:14:09,194 --> 00:14:12,431 - You having a good time? - Yeah. 203 00:14:12,564 --> 00:14:15,634 So it could be good. Got a lot of money in this. 204 00:14:18,304 --> 00:14:20,406 Oh, look at that wrist action. 205 00:14:20,539 --> 00:14:22,541 All those years yanking it 206 00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:25,444 finally starting to pay off. 207 00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:27,846 That non-alcoholic shit any good? 208 00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:30,083 It's all right. 209 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,223 Less filling, tastes like ass. 210 00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:44,229 This is nice. 211 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:46,231 About time you invited everybody over. 212 00:14:46,332 --> 00:14:48,167 It was Kelli's idea. 213 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,436 She's been wanting to get her teeth wet with the entertaining. 214 00:14:50,502 --> 00:14:52,571 Good thing, else I'd never see you. 215 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:54,306 What are you talking about? 216 00:14:54,406 --> 00:14:56,742 - Steak's done. - You think so? 217 00:14:56,809 --> 00:14:58,978 It keeps cooking even if it's off the flame. 218 00:14:59,078 --> 00:15:01,747 The juices. 219 00:15:04,849 --> 00:15:06,919 So what's up with you? 220 00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:08,287 You've been like a ghost lately. 221 00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:10,255 You're around one second, next thing you're gone. 222 00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:12,858 - I was by the Bing the other day. - For, like, five minutes. 223 00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:16,095 You know, you of all people should understand how hard it is 224 00:15:16,195 --> 00:15:18,097 for me to be around that place. 225 00:15:18,163 --> 00:15:20,966 - I should? Why? - 'Cause you're in therapy. 226 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,303 You understand the human condition, at least. 227 00:15:26,605 --> 00:15:28,307 Still doing that? 228 00:15:28,374 --> 00:15:30,676 Turn those ribs. 229 00:15:30,743 --> 00:15:33,445 Truth is, between the booze and the strippers over there, 230 00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:35,447 half of them are fucking cokeheads. 231 00:15:35,547 --> 00:15:37,483 It's hard, you know? 232 00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:40,452 And Satriale's, that fridge full of beer. 233 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:42,388 You know how tough it is to eat a sausage and peppers 234 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:43,722 without a cold one? 235 00:15:43,789 --> 00:15:46,225 So then just quit. You want a beer, too bad. 236 00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:48,294 - Show some balls. - I got balls. 237 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,396 I can't eat eggplant no more 'cause of my stomach. 238 00:15:50,529 --> 00:15:52,464 Might put me into a relapse. 239 00:15:52,531 --> 00:15:55,234 Now believe me, I'd like to, but I don't. 240 00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,536 It's not that simple. 241 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,772 - Well, make it simple. - It's a disease. 242 00:15:59,905 --> 00:16:02,508 I inherited it. You know the problem with my mother. 243 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:08,013 I gotta be honest. This whole disease concept, 244 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,715 I think it's bullshit. 245 00:16:09,848 --> 00:16:11,917 So you know more than the leading scientists now? 246 00:16:12,017 --> 00:16:14,486 - I know a crutch when I see it. - So my dad? 247 00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:16,855 You obviously must have knew he had a crutch. 248 00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:20,859 - What the fuck are you talking about? - Come on, Ton', huh? 249 00:16:20,893 --> 00:16:22,761 Between the coke, the vodka, 250 00:16:22,895 --> 00:16:25,230 whatever the fuck else he was squirting up his arm... 251 00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:28,000 Let's be honest about the great Dickie Moltisanti: 252 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:31,103 my dad, your hero, 253 00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:34,005 wasn't much more than a fucking junkie. 254 00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:51,924 - Hey, don't fucking move! - Whoa, whoa, Al, whoa, whoa. 255 00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:54,526 - Easy easy. - What the fuck is going on? 256 00:16:54,627 --> 00:16:57,196 Paulie, remember? Germani. 257 00:16:57,262 --> 00:16:59,198 We met at your granddaughter's christening. 258 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:00,766 The fuck are you doing? 259 00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:03,035 - My uncle didn't call you? - No... 260 00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:05,738 - Who's your uncle? - Paulie Gaultieri. 261 00:17:05,871 --> 00:17:09,108 - These are for his friend down at the union. - What union? 262 00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,977 He was supposed to call you. You fucking believe this? 263 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:20,285 Al, this is a big fucking mix-up. 264 00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:22,387 I thought Paulie called you. 265 00:17:22,421 --> 00:17:24,456 - The guy's waiting. - So you break in? 266 00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:26,592 I got a silent alarm that goes right to my house. 267 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:27,860 He'll take care of you. Don't worry. 268 00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:30,028 Let me talk to my son-in-law. 269 00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:31,997 Chris? Fine by me, 270 00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:35,834 but if I were you, I wouldn't make a problem where there ain't one. 271 00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:59,825 - Take over, okay, Felix? - What you do? 272 00:17:59,925 --> 00:18:01,660 - I'm leaving. - Who? 273 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,929 I'm going home, all right? I quit. 274 00:18:04,029 --> 00:18:05,931 Why you do that? 275 00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:08,100 If Dale calls, just tell him I'm sorry. 276 00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:09,969 But you're the manager. 277 00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:15,774 - Ton', hey. - Hey. 278 00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:18,844 - How you doing? - This always helps. 279 00:18:18,944 --> 00:18:22,414 Ooh! God bless the NFL. 280 00:18:22,548 --> 00:18:25,617 I tell ya, I owe a spot of it to my son. 281 00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:28,854 I was against this kid even going to college. 282 00:18:28,954 --> 00:18:31,957 But once him and Carlo's kid started taking action on campus, 283 00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:35,294 far as I'm concerned, he should stay till he gets a Phd. 284 00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:37,229 Benefits of a higher education. 285 00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:39,798 Don't get me wrong. He's learning stuff, too. 286 00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:42,201 The shit this kid knows about computers... 287 00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:44,203 He set his mother up with a whole web site 288 00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:45,638 for her ceramics business. 289 00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:48,006 You must be very proud. 290 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,143 Believe me, I thank God every day. 291 00:18:52,578 --> 00:18:54,980 I gotta take a leak. 292 00:19:04,456 --> 00:19:07,526 Oh, Parisi the younger. I was just talking to your dad about you. 293 00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:10,996 - What did I do now? - To hear him tell it, u're the golden boy. 294 00:19:14,099 --> 00:19:16,035 - Hey, ton'. - What the fuck's with you? 295 00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:19,104 Root canal. They got me on Oxycodone. 296 00:19:19,204 --> 00:19:21,106 My whole fucking head is numb. 297 00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:22,875 Well, that answers a loof questions. 298 00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,211 What the fuck are you laughing at? 299 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,050 I'll see you inside, Ton'. I got something for you. 300 00:19:37,589 --> 00:19:40,159 - So how's Rutgers? - You see those envelopes? 301 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:43,762 Majoring in cash, Minoring in ass. 302 00:19:44,529 --> 00:19:46,565 Things change, uh? 303 00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:49,535 When I was in college, it wasn't so much with the sports betting. 304 00:19:49,568 --> 00:19:52,071 - Hey, how's AJ doing? - Good good. 305 00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:55,074 He's working. Broke up with that girlfriend of his. 306 00:19:55,107 --> 00:19:58,077 That spanish chick? He took her to my cousin Angela's wedding. 307 00:19:58,110 --> 00:19:59,545 She was smoking, that girl. 308 00:19:59,678 --> 00:20:01,613 Yeah yeah, you know, whatever. 309 00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:03,482 He didn't want to get too serious. 310 00:20:03,582 --> 00:20:05,217 Fuck, Jay, check it out. 311 00:20:09,988 --> 00:20:11,957 Holy shit. 312 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,429 So Sil tells me 313 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:19,131 you booked a party here next week. 314 00:20:19,264 --> 00:20:21,800 - Yeah, yeah, it's our frat. - You should call AJ. 315 00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:24,470 He's probably busy, but I know he'd love to see you guys. 316 00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,438 - Yeah, sure, absolutely. - Definitely, absolutely. 317 00:20:32,077 --> 00:20:34,246 - Who is it? - Me. 318 00:20:40,085 --> 00:20:42,688 - How you doing, kid? - What the fuck, Paulie? 319 00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:44,923 I left you four messages. 320 00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:46,759 My flight was delayed. I just got home. 321 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:48,994 And I've been dealing with Al for two days. 322 00:20:49,094 --> 00:20:51,096 Just tell him to relax. 323 00:20:51,263 --> 00:20:54,533 They busted into his store. His acid reflux is acting up. 324 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,969 He woke up Kelli, got her all upset. 325 00:20:57,169 --> 00:20:59,138 It's my fault your father-in-law's a crybaby? 326 00:20:59,238 --> 00:21:00,572 They told him I'd take care of him. 327 00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:03,242 - What's his problem? - I'm stupid now? 328 00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:06,512 You know and I know they were there to boost that shit. 329 00:21:06,612 --> 00:21:08,280 It couldn't wait, okay? I pormised a load 330 00:21:08,447 --> 00:21:09,982 to lenny down the joint-fitters union. 331 00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:11,784 What do I give a fuck? It ain't my union. 332 00:21:11,984 --> 00:21:13,319 Lower your voice. I got neighbors. 333 00:21:13,452 --> 00:21:15,220 Fuck your neighbors. When you gonna pay me? 334 00:21:15,321 --> 00:21:18,691 When you suck the money out of my ass! Now get the fuck out! 335 00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:30,235 Add three more M.R.I.s and you're looking at a 10% increase 336 00:21:30,302 --> 00:21:32,137 - Across the board. - Listen, I gotta talk to you. 337 00:21:32,237 --> 00:21:35,341 - Now? - It can't wait, T. This fucking paulie! 338 00:21:35,407 --> 00:21:37,509 What happened? 339 00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:43,816 He sent his idiot nephew and jason molinaro to my father-in-law's store. 340 00:21:43,882 --> 00:21:45,718 They boosted a pallet of power saws. 341 00:21:45,818 --> 00:21:47,720 - They did? - Yeah. 342 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:50,055 Not exactly. Al caught 'em while they were there. 343 00:21:50,689 --> 00:21:53,091 So they did or they did not take the saws? 344 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:56,095 They did under false pretense. 345 00:21:56,195 --> 00:21:58,353 And this is what you couldn't wait to talk to me about? 346 00:21:58,363 --> 00:22:00,733 They broke into the guy's store, T! 347 00:22:00,766 --> 00:22:02,868 Yeah, I hear you. I get it. 348 00:22:03,002 --> 00:22:04,870 But we're in the middle of talking about an ongoing, 349 00:22:05,004 --> 00:22:08,207 potentially multimillion - dollar proposition here, Christopher. 350 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,608 It ain't the money, Ton'. 351 00:22:09,742 --> 00:22:13,012 Oh, really? Well, I'm glad you feel that way. 352 00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:16,348 A pallet of drills. You believe this shit? 353 00:22:16,415 --> 00:22:19,985 Go have a lime rickey or whatever the fuck it is you're drinking these days, 354 00:22:20,052 --> 00:22:21,720 and we'll be done in a few minutes. 355 00:22:21,787 --> 00:22:25,291 Forget it, all right? I got other shit to do. 356 00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:30,629 Come in. 357 00:22:30,929 --> 00:22:32,998 I need to talk to you guys. 358 00:22:33,065 --> 00:22:35,801 What's the matter? Finn? 359 00:22:35,901 --> 00:22:38,370 What? No. 360 00:22:38,437 --> 00:22:40,739 It's not about me. AJ. 361 00:22:40,806 --> 00:22:44,076 - What about him? - I know he's upset, 362 00:22:44,143 --> 00:22:47,446 but he's been saying some things that are really disturbing. 363 00:22:47,546 --> 00:22:50,783 - Like what? - Like nobody gives a shit about him. 364 00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:54,320 What's the point of anything? Stuff like that. 365 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:57,656 I told you about that girl hadley in my dorm sophomore year, 366 00:22:57,723 --> 00:23:00,993 the one who threw herself off the library balcony. 367 00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:03,562 These are the exact kind of things she was saying. 368 00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:08,100 I don't mean to get you all upset... 369 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:10,636 Of course not. I'm glad you said something. 370 00:23:12,036 --> 00:23:13,305 Good night. 371 00:23:13,339 --> 00:23:16,342 - Good night, sweetie. - Get some sleep. 372 00:23:31,357 --> 00:23:33,726 I'm just a guy looking to punch you in the mouth. 373 00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:36,328 Oh, you can take a punch. 374 00:23:36,428 --> 00:23:37,930 I guess we knew that already, didn't we? 375 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:44,103 You can actually land a punch, too. 376 00:23:50,275 --> 00:23:52,277 - You're pretty good... - Thanks. 377 00:23:52,344 --> 00:23:54,279 against a 36-year-old out-of-shape lieutenant. 378 00:24:12,831 --> 00:24:15,467 I came here today to tell you 379 00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:18,137 in all seriousness that I'm done. 380 00:24:19,538 --> 00:24:21,674 I did what you said. 381 00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:23,709 I gave it a lot of thought, 382 00:24:23,842 --> 00:24:26,545 and I decided that once and for all, 383 00:24:26,679 --> 00:24:29,048 it's over. 384 00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:32,584 The truth is 385 00:24:32,685 --> 00:24:35,854 this therapy is a jerk-off. 386 00:24:35,921 --> 00:24:38,090 You know it, and I know it. 387 00:24:38,923 --> 00:24:41,026 I actually don't know it, 388 00:24:41,093 --> 00:24:43,862 but please continue. 389 00:24:43,929 --> 00:24:46,732 - It's a jerk-off. - Yes, you've said that. 390 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:52,995 Anyway, I was coming here to quit. 391 00:24:53,005 --> 00:24:56,675 Had it all planned out. But guess what. 392 00:24:59,278 --> 00:25:02,047 My son is talking suicide. 393 00:25:02,114 --> 00:25:04,049 So now I'm trapped here forever. 394 00:25:04,116 --> 00:25:06,251 My god, what did he say? 395 00:25:06,285 --> 00:25:08,787 His girlfriend, fiancee, whatever... 396 00:25:08,854 --> 00:25:10,422 She broke up with him. 397 00:25:10,456 --> 00:25:12,725 He's beyond devastated. 398 00:25:12,858 --> 00:25:15,628 Would you like me to recommend someone for him to talk to? 399 00:25:15,694 --> 00:25:19,531 Carmela's getting a referral from his own pediatrician. 400 00:25:19,532 --> 00:25:20,432 Oh. 401 00:25:20,498 --> 00:25:22,901 After that incompetent you sent Meadow to? 402 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:33,145 So I suppose now comes the inherent fucking grilling 403 00:25:33,212 --> 00:25:36,982 - about how I feel about all this. - Isn't that why you're here? 404 00:25:40,219 --> 00:25:43,389 Friends of mine, they got sons his age, 405 00:25:43,489 --> 00:25:46,925 and they're happy, 406 00:25:46,992 --> 00:25:49,928 ambitious. 407 00:25:50,062 --> 00:25:52,031 They fucking take life as it comes. 408 00:25:52,564 --> 00:25:54,666 I know it seems that way, 409 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:57,736 but do you really know these other boys? 410 00:25:57,736 --> 00:26:00,673 I know what I see, my son curled up on the couch 411 00:26:00,773 --> 00:26:03,509 in a fetus position when he should be out banging coeds. 412 00:26:03,575 --> 00:26:06,512 - Have you talked to him? - Till I'm blue in the face. 413 00:26:06,578 --> 00:26:08,914 We both have, and now we're afraid to talk to him 414 00:26:08,981 --> 00:26:12,751 because of what he might do. 415 00:26:16,422 --> 00:26:19,959 Obviously, I'm prone to depression... 416 00:26:20,025 --> 00:26:22,828 A certain bleak attitude 417 00:26:22,928 --> 00:26:25,130 about the world, 418 00:26:25,197 --> 00:26:28,300 but I know I can handle it. 419 00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:30,436 Your kids, though... 420 00:26:35,441 --> 00:26:37,343 It's like when they're little, 421 00:26:37,443 --> 00:26:40,045 and they get sick, 422 00:26:43,015 --> 00:26:45,851 you'd give anything in the world to trade places with them, 423 00:26:45,951 --> 00:26:48,120 so they don't have to suffer. 424 00:26:50,356 --> 00:26:52,358 And then to think you're the cause of it. 425 00:26:52,391 --> 00:26:54,293 How are you the cause of it? 426 00:26:54,393 --> 00:26:58,330 It's in his blood, this miserable fucking existence. 427 00:26:59,732 --> 00:27:02,301 My rotten fucking putrid genes 428 00:27:02,401 --> 00:27:04,803 have infected kid's soul. 429 00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:06,972 That's my gift to my son. 430 00:27:19,752 --> 00:27:22,655 I know this is difficult. 431 00:27:24,490 --> 00:27:27,726 But I'm very glad we're having this discussion. 432 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:29,828 Really, really? 433 00:27:29,895 --> 00:27:32,164 'Cause I gotta be honest. I think it fucking sucks. 434 00:27:32,264 --> 00:27:34,733 - What does? - Therapy, this. 435 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,735 I hate this fucking shit! 436 00:27:41,105 --> 00:27:43,709 Seriously, we're both adults here, right? 437 00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:47,579 So after all is said 438 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,014 and done, 439 00:27:49,114 --> 00:27:51,050 after all the complaining and the crying 440 00:27:51,116 --> 00:27:54,253 and all the fucking bullshit, 441 00:27:55,653 --> 00:27:57,856 is this all there is? 442 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:04,096 Yes, welcome. 443 00:28:04,129 --> 00:28:06,765 Hi, I'm Chris. I'm an alcoholic and drug addict. 444 00:28:06,865 --> 00:28:08,334 Hi, chris. 445 00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:11,169 I want to go back to what Stan said... 446 00:28:11,236 --> 00:28:12,871 How not being able to socialize 447 00:28:12,972 --> 00:28:15,274 is hard when you're a salesman. 448 00:28:15,374 --> 00:28:17,309 In my case, it's the same thing. 449 00:28:17,376 --> 00:28:20,312 It's actually taking food out of my daughter mouth. 450 00:28:20,446 --> 00:28:23,983 My boss, for all his bullshit encouragement, 451 00:28:24,049 --> 00:28:25,985 how he respects what I'm doing, 452 00:28:26,051 --> 00:28:28,654 the reality is he resents my sobriety. 453 00:28:28,721 --> 00:28:30,389 I had the same thing at Unicor. 454 00:28:30,489 --> 00:28:32,391 They were all on board for the intervention, 455 00:28:32,558 --> 00:28:35,594 but skip one golf outing, and you're ostracized. 456 00:28:35,661 --> 00:28:38,330 He's an enabler, too, this guy, the worst fucking kind. 457 00:28:38,464 --> 00:28:40,399 Pours you a drink with one hand, 458 00:28:40,466 --> 00:28:42,668 judges you with the other if you take it. 459 00:28:42,768 --> 00:28:44,737 And he wonders why I'm distant... At least he says he does... 460 00:28:44,837 --> 00:28:47,039 Why I wanna branch out into other things. 461 00:28:47,106 --> 00:28:49,541 But I can promise you I'd have more money in my pocket, 462 00:28:49,642 --> 00:28:52,811 plus more responsibility if I sat with him drinking, 463 00:28:52,911 --> 00:28:54,847 watching that scotch drool out 464 00:28:54,947 --> 00:28:57,650 of his fat fucking mouth. 465 00:29:03,589 --> 00:29:05,424 embedded that dream into our culture... 466 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:10,295 Hey. 467 00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:19,138 What are you watching? 468 00:29:19,204 --> 00:29:21,206 Nothing. 469 00:29:22,474 --> 00:29:24,176 Oh, whoa, that's a good one. 470 00:29:24,276 --> 00:29:25,311 John Wayne. 471 00:29:33,819 --> 00:29:36,221 Two Jasons call you? 472 00:29:36,322 --> 00:29:38,190 Invite you to a party tomorrow night? 473 00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:40,659 I don't know. 474 00:29:40,726 --> 00:29:42,861 Well, either they did or they didn't. 475 00:29:42,995 --> 00:29:46,365 Yeah, I guess. Jason Gervasi called. 476 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,802 What'd you tell him? 477 00:29:49,868 --> 00:29:51,403 I didn't call him back. 478 00:29:51,470 --> 00:29:52,805 How come? 479 00:29:53,371 --> 00:29:55,374 'Cause I don't want to go. 480 00:29:57,343 --> 00:30:00,045 Of course not. Beer, strippers, 481 00:30:00,179 --> 00:30:02,748 fuckin' around with guys your own age... 482 00:30:02,848 --> 00:30:04,984 You hate all that shit. 483 00:30:07,586 --> 00:30:09,021 You gonna call him? 484 00:30:09,154 --> 00:30:10,756 Said I don't want to go. 485 00:30:12,658 --> 00:30:15,361 I know you don't want to go. 486 00:30:15,427 --> 00:30:17,830 You don't want to work, you don't want to eat, 487 00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:19,565 you don't want to talk either. 488 00:30:19,665 --> 00:30:21,166 So, all that being the case, 489 00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:23,168 you're gonna shower tomorrow night, you're gonna shave, 490 00:30:23,335 --> 00:30:26,171 you're gonna get dress, you're gonna go to that party. 491 00:30:30,109 --> 00:30:32,211 I'm not gonna debate you on this. 492 00:30:38,717 --> 00:30:40,019 Fine. 493 00:30:45,124 --> 00:30:48,427 just how soon before they attempt to blow this fire out? 494 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,130 They won't try to kill it till they're ready to cap the well. 495 00:30:51,263 --> 00:30:54,867 - Your boss is your uncle. - Once removed. 496 00:30:56,702 --> 00:30:58,470 That's gotta add to the source. 497 00:31:00,973 --> 00:31:02,941 We used to be so tight. 498 00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:06,545 And producing movies is high-stress enough. 499 00:31:08,547 --> 00:31:11,216 I have a happy marriage. 500 00:31:12,484 --> 00:31:15,087 But there was a woman... 501 00:31:16,588 --> 00:31:21,327 She worked with us in a club we had. 502 00:31:21,427 --> 00:31:25,064 Anyway, she became a problem to deal with, 503 00:31:25,130 --> 00:31:28,233 and... 504 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,436 I sided with him. 505 00:31:30,502 --> 00:31:32,504 She was out of my life. 506 00:31:36,173 --> 00:31:38,177 Okay, fine. 507 00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:41,547 But he never appreciated it. 508 00:31:42,513 --> 00:31:45,317 Give give give, it's all I ever do. 509 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,588 I think that's when the relationship between me and him got poisoned. 510 00:32:11,977 --> 00:32:13,679 How's it going? 511 00:32:13,779 --> 00:32:15,147 Al here? 512 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,982 You just missed him. He went to lunch. 513 00:32:17,116 --> 00:32:18,517 - Eh. - Can I help you fellas? 514 00:32:18,651 --> 00:32:19,985 We're here for the drills. 515 00:32:20,052 --> 00:32:21,520 What drills? 516 00:32:21,654 --> 00:32:23,055 You know, in the back. 517 00:32:27,826 --> 00:32:31,063 I know what you mean, but Al didn't say nothing about picking anything up. 518 00:32:31,163 --> 00:32:32,631 This fuckin' guy. 519 00:32:32,698 --> 00:32:34,300 Get him on the phone. 520 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,534 All right. 521 00:32:35,634 --> 00:32:36,869 What's your name? 522 00:32:37,002 --> 00:32:38,837 Me? I'm Mike. 523 00:32:38,904 --> 00:32:40,072 Paulie. 524 00:32:40,205 --> 00:32:42,241 Nice to meet. 525 00:32:42,341 --> 00:32:43,575 Voice mail. 526 00:32:43,709 --> 00:32:45,344 Gimme that. 527 00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:47,513 Yeah, Al, it's paulie. 528 00:32:47,646 --> 00:32:49,415 Listen, we're here with mike. 529 00:32:49,481 --> 00:32:52,885 We're gonna take the drills. I'll call you later about that other order. 530 00:32:54,053 --> 00:32:55,821 Huh? 531 00:33:10,902 --> 00:33:12,937 What's her name? 532 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,541 Blanca. 533 00:33:16,207 --> 00:33:18,877 Had you and Blanca been engaged long? 534 00:33:20,379 --> 00:33:22,881 Only a couple of weeks. 535 00:33:23,015 --> 00:33:24,883 She had a son too, 536 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:26,752 from when she used to be married. 537 00:33:26,785 --> 00:33:29,054 What do you think went wrong? 538 00:33:29,187 --> 00:33:32,024 Her husband was an asshole, supposedly. 539 00:33:32,057 --> 00:33:33,592 With your relationship? 540 00:33:33,726 --> 00:33:35,294 Oh. 541 00:33:36,729 --> 00:33:38,631 I don't know. 542 00:33:38,731 --> 00:33:40,733 I mean, I wish there was a reason, but... 543 00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:42,368 She says there isn't. 544 00:33:46,972 --> 00:33:49,441 I think maybe it's because we have way more money 545 00:33:49,608 --> 00:33:51,076 in my family than hers. 546 00:33:51,210 --> 00:33:52,811 They're immigrants, 547 00:33:52,911 --> 00:33:54,713 and that might have scared her. 548 00:34:04,189 --> 00:34:06,691 Have you been feeling suicidal, Anthony? 549 00:34:12,064 --> 00:34:13,399 A little bit. 550 00:34:13,765 --> 00:34:16,401 Have you ever tried to kill yourself? 551 00:34:16,501 --> 00:34:18,904 No. 552 00:34:19,004 --> 00:34:21,807 I mean, once, me and my friends 553 00:34:21,907 --> 00:34:23,575 jumped off my garage roof, 554 00:34:23,642 --> 00:34:26,178 but you know, that was just to fool around. 555 00:34:34,353 --> 00:34:36,588 You sleeping a lot? 556 00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:39,992 I'm tired, 557 00:34:40,092 --> 00:34:41,593 but I keep waking up. 558 00:34:41,694 --> 00:34:43,295 Nightmares? 559 00:34:43,362 --> 00:34:46,432 I just keep thinking about her. 560 00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:49,635 I mean, it hurts, but... 561 00:34:49,768 --> 00:34:51,370 I can't help it. 562 00:34:51,436 --> 00:34:54,006 Does anything in life give you pleasure lately? 563 00:34:55,574 --> 00:34:57,343 I don't know. 564 00:34:57,409 --> 00:34:58,677 Not really. 565 00:34:59,244 --> 00:35:01,814 There's a medication called Lexapro. 566 00:35:01,981 --> 00:35:03,248 It's an antidepressant. 567 00:35:03,382 --> 00:35:04,984 I have friends who take that. 568 00:35:04,984 --> 00:35:07,653 Well, I'm going to write you a prescription. 569 00:35:10,222 --> 00:35:12,925 I'm making mad fuckin' money, bro. 570 00:35:12,992 --> 00:35:15,160 I gotta shut my phone off sometimes. 571 00:35:15,227 --> 00:35:16,929 You should totally do it, man. 572 00:35:16,996 --> 00:35:20,032 I'm not really good with betting and percentages. 573 00:35:20,132 --> 00:35:22,301 I got like a 450 on my math SAT. 574 00:35:22,401 --> 00:35:25,304 Fuck that shit, bro. I could hook you up in like 10 minutes. 575 00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,309 Can I dance for you, baby? 576 00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:32,478 I guess. 577 00:35:36,915 --> 00:35:39,351 Yeah, dude! Yeah! 578 00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:42,021 Yeah! 579 00:35:55,901 --> 00:35:57,503 Look at this pile of shit. 580 00:35:57,536 --> 00:35:59,571 Yeah, so get some toilet paper. 581 00:35:59,672 --> 00:36:01,206 What is that, comedy? 582 00:36:01,273 --> 00:36:02,508 Actually, yeah. 583 00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,043 Come on, what are you gonna do? 584 00:36:04,109 --> 00:36:06,912 Fuck it, I'm all in. 585 00:36:07,046 --> 00:36:08,547 Fuckin' idiot. Toilet paper? 586 00:36:08,681 --> 00:36:10,049 Fuckin' cunt! 587 00:36:10,115 --> 00:36:12,084 - Fuck! - Ho, chris! 588 00:36:12,217 --> 00:36:14,186 You were my friend. 589 00:36:18,057 --> 00:36:19,858 Whoa! No! 590 00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:27,132 Oh, fuck! 591 00:36:27,266 --> 00:36:29,368 Call an ambulance! 592 00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:38,477 Tony, wake up. I need to talk to you. 593 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,815 What? 594 00:36:42,915 --> 00:36:47,219 You let our underage son go to a party at a strip club? 595 00:36:49,221 --> 00:36:51,223 What time is it? 596 00:36:58,063 --> 00:37:00,399 Take it easy, will you? What's the big deal? 597 00:37:00,466 --> 00:37:02,101 He just got in three hours ago. 598 00:37:02,234 --> 00:37:05,871 He is still drunk and he's not even drinking age! 599 00:37:06,005 --> 00:37:07,406 Yet he could die in iraq. 600 00:37:07,473 --> 00:37:09,308 What does that ha to do with anything? 601 00:37:09,408 --> 00:37:12,745 Jesus Christ, Carm, he's gonna be 21 in two months. 602 00:37:12,845 --> 00:37:14,980 He's an emotional wreck, tony. 603 00:37:15,014 --> 00:37:18,517 So, seeing a pair of tits is gonna send him over the edge? 604 00:37:18,651 --> 00:37:20,953 Got him out of the house, around people his own age. 605 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,421 At the fuckin' Bing? 606 00:37:22,488 --> 00:37:24,690 Well, they're college kids. It's what they do. 607 00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:27,459 I know you'd rather see him in his room drinkin' cocoa, 608 00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:30,229 but this is the way back, 609 00:37:30,296 --> 00:37:32,831 believe me... And the way back to college... 610 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,469 Fraternities, frat boys. 611 00:37:47,212 --> 00:37:48,314 Hey. 612 00:37:55,955 --> 00:37:58,223 I did a stupid thing, Ton'. I won't deny it. 613 00:37:58,324 --> 00:38:00,025 Stupid? Just hung up with Paulie. 614 00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:02,494 His nephew's got six broken vertebraes. 615 00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:11,570 I know that, and I'm sorry. 616 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:14,039 But this is the second fuckin' time 617 00:38:14,139 --> 00:38:16,642 Paulie flouted his authority to my face. 618 00:38:16,942 --> 00:38:20,512 This shit with the tools... I know he set up the deal with the cubans, 619 00:38:20,579 --> 00:38:23,782 but this is my father-in-law we're talkin' about, tony, my family. 620 00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:26,852 In any case, this bullshit could have been handled with a conversation. 621 00:38:39,531 --> 00:38:42,534 I came to the Bing, remember? I tried to talk to you about it. 622 00:38:42,568 --> 00:38:46,169 And I told you to wait, and you left to go God-knows-where. 623 00:38:46,471 --> 00:38:48,474 I got to be honest, Christopher, 624 00:38:48,574 --> 00:38:50,876 I can't help thinkin' that this goes directly to what we talked about... 625 00:38:50,943 --> 00:38:52,344 More than once. 626 00:38:52,411 --> 00:38:54,880 If you were around more, you had your finger on the pulse, 627 00:38:54,947 --> 00:38:57,349 problems like this would be squashed in the womb. 628 00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,718 Whether I'm around's got nothing to do with it. 629 00:38:59,752 --> 00:39:02,388 He needed the tools, he could have left me a message. 630 00:39:09,762 --> 00:39:11,430 We're supposed to leave phone messages 631 00:39:11,530 --> 00:39:13,432 about interstate hijacking now? 632 00:39:13,532 --> 00:39:15,167 How about faxes? Emails? 633 00:39:15,234 --> 00:39:17,770 Make it even easier for the cops. 634 00:39:17,903 --> 00:39:19,938 This is a face-to-face business, Christopher. 635 00:39:20,072 --> 00:39:22,141 And yeah, I'm gonna talk to paulie, 'cause believe me, 636 00:39:22,241 --> 00:39:23,909 there's a few things that he needs to hear. 637 00:39:23,942 --> 00:39:26,545 But in the meantime, you figure out how much he owes for the tools, 638 00:39:26,578 --> 00:39:29,048 and we're gonna deduct that against what you're gonna owe 639 00:39:29,148 --> 00:39:31,483 for little Paulie's hospital bills. 640 00:39:46,966 --> 00:39:49,268 - Yeah? - He tore up my lawn, Ton'! 641 00:39:49,368 --> 00:39:51,971 Drove his fuckin' car right up on the grass. 642 00:39:52,071 --> 00:39:54,139 - Who did? - Fuckin' Paulie, who else? 643 00:39:54,273 --> 00:39:56,442 40 grand in landscaping. 644 00:39:56,508 --> 00:39:58,777 Terrorized my wife and daughter. 645 00:39:58,877 --> 00:40:00,646 Destroyed the bushes, the grass, 646 00:40:00,679 --> 00:40:02,748 and every fuckin' flower she plant 647 00:40:02,848 --> 00:40:05,918 - Just relax, okay? - I am fuckin' relaxed. 648 00:40:05,985 --> 00:40:07,586 I'm not gonna do nothin'. 649 00:40:07,686 --> 00:40:10,189 Because I love you, because I'm committed to my work, 650 00:40:10,322 --> 00:40:11,590 I ain't gonna do shit. 651 00:40:11,690 --> 00:40:13,258 I'm gonna sit tight and hold my tongue, 652 00:40:13,325 --> 00:40:15,460 and not cause no problems for you. 653 00:40:35,614 --> 00:40:38,917 No, bad was '99. Mets/Braves national league championship. 654 00:40:39,018 --> 00:40:40,419 My dad went apeshit, man. 655 00:40:40,452 --> 00:40:42,454 He threw a fuckin' vase right through the tv. 656 00:40:42,521 --> 00:40:45,190 Ho, Victor. What are you doing at a deek party, bro? 657 00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:46,458 You settlin' up? 658 00:40:46,525 --> 00:40:48,460 Come on, it's friday. Bills are sunday. 659 00:40:48,627 --> 00:40:50,963 What are we, fuckin' Citibank? How long we gonna carry your ass? 660 00:40:50,963 --> 00:40:52,631 Buffalo's a lock. 661 00:40:52,698 --> 00:40:54,199 Give me a dime at two and a half. 662 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,468 If not, my father's sending my check this week anyway. 663 00:40:56,568 --> 00:40:58,904 Fuck that. If not... You see this guy right here? 664 00:40:59,004 --> 00:41:00,272 Tony Soprano Jr. 665 00:41:00,306 --> 00:41:02,308 Know what that means, right? 666 00:41:02,408 --> 00:41:05,144 Monday, bro. One way or the other. 667 00:41:05,244 --> 00:41:06,879 Don't be a dick about it. 668 00:41:16,488 --> 00:41:19,291 Is he still sleeping? 669 00:41:19,391 --> 00:41:20,826 He's not home. 670 00:41:20,893 --> 00:41:22,995 He stayed with his friends. 671 00:41:23,162 --> 00:41:25,431 He sounded good. They were playing cards. 672 00:41:25,531 --> 00:41:27,700 Well, it's been a week almost, on the meds. 673 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,337 All I know, is it's a pleasure not to have him laying around here 674 00:41:31,337 --> 00:41:32,838 like a miserab'. 675 00:41:32,938 --> 00:41:35,274 It's companies like Wal-Mart we got to thank. 676 00:41:35,374 --> 00:41:37,676 They're always fighting against tightenin' imports. 677 00:41:37,776 --> 00:41:39,845 So, our provolone, our perfume, 678 00:41:39,912 --> 00:41:42,581 whooop! slides right under the fuckin' door. 679 00:41:42,614 --> 00:41:45,184 All those inspections slow down wal-mart's operation. 680 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,419 And what about terrorism... Missiles and shit? 681 00:41:47,453 --> 00:41:49,622 There he is... The missing link. 682 00:41:49,755 --> 00:41:51,256 Hey. 683 00:41:53,525 --> 00:41:55,794 How you doin'? 684 00:41:55,861 --> 00:41:57,129 Good. 685 00:41:57,196 --> 00:41:59,498 I called Sal Vitro like you said. 686 00:41:59,565 --> 00:42:01,967 He's coming by this week, resod the lawn. 687 00:42:03,702 --> 00:42:06,405 And I talked to paulie. We worked out a payment schedule. 688 00:42:06,438 --> 00:42:07,606 He's here? 689 00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:09,375 Yeah. 690 00:42:10,809 --> 00:42:12,444 All right. 691 00:42:12,578 --> 00:42:14,647 Let me say hello. 692 00:42:19,485 --> 00:42:21,820 Hey. 693 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,422 How you doing, kid? 694 00:42:23,489 --> 00:42:25,124 How's little Paulie? 695 00:42:25,224 --> 00:42:26,759 He's fucked up. 696 00:42:26,825 --> 00:42:28,761 He got your flowers, though. 697 00:42:28,861 --> 00:42:31,163 Good. 698 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:33,666 - Listen, Paulie... - Forget it, okay? 699 00:42:33,766 --> 00:42:36,268 Shit happens. What are you gonna do? 700 00:42:36,335 --> 00:42:38,436 There's no point in ruminatin'. 701 00:42:38,536 --> 00:42:40,072 You're right. 702 00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:42,308 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 703 00:42:47,579 --> 00:42:49,782 Me too. 704 00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:53,118 Do this again, sweetie. And get him a club soda. 705 00:42:55,921 --> 00:42:58,657 You know what? Fuck it. 706 00:42:58,757 --> 00:43:00,459 Whatever he's having. 707 00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:10,336 Good times. 708 00:43:10,469 --> 00:43:11,770 Salut. 709 00:43:20,145 --> 00:43:22,481 - That's fuckin' rocket fuel. - One more, one more. 710 00:43:22,548 --> 00:43:23,949 - One more. - Ah yeah... 711 00:43:24,049 --> 00:43:25,684 - What's going on, baby? - Are you nuts? 712 00:43:25,784 --> 00:43:28,687 When, now? Who else is there? 713 00:43:28,821 --> 00:43:30,456 Let's do it. 714 00:43:30,489 --> 00:43:31,690 Deek! 715 00:43:31,824 --> 00:43:34,426 Deek deek deek deek! 716 00:43:34,526 --> 00:43:35,694 All right, yeah... No, definitely. 717 00:43:35,728 --> 00:43:37,529 In like 20 minutes. 718 00:43:37,663 --> 00:43:39,832 - Yeah! - All right, bye. 719 00:43:39,898 --> 00:43:42,701 Yo, Donna Amato, they're having a party and guess who's over there? 720 00:43:44,136 --> 00:43:46,305 - Victor. - That welchin' little prick, 721 00:43:46,372 --> 00:43:48,073 you fuckin' kidding me? 722 00:43:49,074 --> 00:43:50,542 You wanna come? 723 00:43:50,576 --> 00:43:52,878 Oh I don't know. I'm just gonna hang here. 724 00:43:52,911 --> 00:43:54,847 Oh come on! It'll be fun! 725 00:43:59,652 --> 00:44:02,187 11 more credits and I can transfer to Syracuse. 726 00:44:02,221 --> 00:44:04,423 Their business program is awesome. 727 00:44:04,523 --> 00:44:06,525 Hey, you made it. 728 00:44:06,659 --> 00:44:08,260 Fuck. 729 00:44:10,262 --> 00:44:12,531 Vic, where are you goin', buddy? 730 00:44:12,665 --> 00:44:15,067 I was just grabbing a beer. What's up? 731 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:16,702 Listen, I'm getting your money, okay? 732 00:44:16,835 --> 00:44:17,903 - No, yeah. - Cool, great. 733 00:44:17,936 --> 00:44:20,739 Let's take a ride and talk about it, all right? 734 00:44:20,873 --> 00:44:22,708 Come on, guys, stop. 735 00:44:22,841 --> 00:44:24,176 What's going on? 736 00:44:24,243 --> 00:44:25,844 Nothin', we're just fuckin' around. 737 00:44:32,384 --> 00:44:33,686 - Get in the fuckin' car! - No! 738 00:44:33,786 --> 00:44:35,888 Get in the fuckin' car! 739 00:44:46,198 --> 00:44:47,599 Fuckin' deadbeat. 740 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:50,269 You know what happens when you don't fuckin' pay? 741 00:44:51,870 --> 00:44:53,539 Stop stop! 742 00:44:53,639 --> 00:44:54,807 What, are you gonna cry? 743 00:44:54,873 --> 00:44:57,042 What are we, fuckin' assholes? 744 00:44:57,209 --> 00:44:58,210 Come on, man. Where's the shit? 745 00:44:58,310 --> 00:44:59,712 Yo, help us hold him down, come on. 746 00:44:59,812 --> 00:45:02,581 - Come on! - Get off me! 747 00:45:02,648 --> 00:45:04,817 - No! - Quit kickin', bitch! 748 00:45:04,883 --> 00:45:06,652 Get his shoes. 749 00:45:06,752 --> 00:45:08,487 Hey, dude, you ever take chemistry? 750 00:45:08,621 --> 00:45:10,823 'Cause Dr. Parisi and me, we're gonna do a little experiment. 751 00:45:10,889 --> 00:45:13,559 We want to see what happens when you mix sulfuric acid with toe jam. 752 00:45:13,659 --> 00:45:16,562 Fuck no! No! No! 753 00:45:16,629 --> 00:45:19,632 Don't, don't, don't do it, fuck! 754 00:45:19,665 --> 00:45:20,833 That hurt? 755 00:45:20,899 --> 00:45:23,836 - You little bitch. - No! 756 00:45:29,241 --> 00:45:30,909 I mean, you have a kid, 757 00:45:30,976 --> 00:45:32,978 and they look at you... 758 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:35,347 You look back. 759 00:45:35,414 --> 00:45:38,684 And you're looking at yourself, really. 760 00:45:40,252 --> 00:45:43,155 Or part of you, plus another person... 761 00:45:43,255 --> 00:45:44,523 That love. 762 00:45:46,592 --> 00:45:48,160 I look at her eyes, man, 763 00:45:48,260 --> 00:45:50,029 and she looks up, 764 00:45:50,162 --> 00:45:51,964 back at me... 765 00:45:52,031 --> 00:45:55,000 How the fuck do I put myself up for adoption? 766 00:45:57,269 --> 00:45:59,204 - What? - Nothing, go ahead. 767 00:45:59,338 --> 00:46:01,540 - She ain't adopted, Paulie. - I'm kidding. 768 00:46:01,607 --> 00:46:03,942 What were you saying? 769 00:46:07,279 --> 00:46:10,282 My point... What the fuck was... 770 00:46:11,784 --> 00:46:14,453 Is babies. They're the future. 771 00:46:21,627 --> 00:46:23,896 Do you realize by the time Caitlin's out of college, 772 00:46:23,963 --> 00:46:27,299 it'll be like, the year 2027 or something? 773 00:46:27,366 --> 00:46:30,035 She takes after you, she won't be out of fourth grade by then. 774 00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:35,074 Look, by that time, she'll be working here, so who gives a shit? 775 00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:10,175 - Ho, what are you doing? - Nothin'. 776 00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:11,577 - Oh! - Come on, come on. 777 00:47:11,710 --> 00:47:13,345 - We're just fuckin' around. - It's late. 778 00:47:13,512 --> 00:47:15,280 I gotta go. 779 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:37,536 - Hello? - It's me. 780 00:47:43,108 --> 00:47:45,477 I'm fuckin' losing it, man. 781 00:47:45,544 --> 00:47:46,979 Chris, it's 11-fuckin'-30. 782 00:47:47,112 --> 00:47:48,714 Well, you're awake, though, right? 783 00:47:48,881 --> 00:47:50,449 I'm sorry. You sleepin'? 784 00:47:50,549 --> 00:47:52,885 I'm working. I'm on a deadline for a "Law & Order." 785 00:47:53,052 --> 00:47:55,454 Marianne's left me alone. 786 00:47:55,554 --> 00:47:57,056 How much did you drink? 787 00:47:57,122 --> 00:47:59,491 I don't know. A lot. 788 00:47:59,558 --> 00:48:02,561 I'm gonna make some coffee, and then we're gonna call your sponsor. 789 00:48:02,661 --> 00:48:04,396 He's gone. Eddie, he's away someplace... 790 00:48:04,463 --> 00:48:05,731 Philadelphia. 791 00:48:07,566 --> 00:48:09,435 This fuckin' Paulie, man. 792 00:48:09,501 --> 00:48:11,470 You think he's your friend, this cocksucker, 793 00:48:11,570 --> 00:48:13,072 all these pricks... 794 00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:16,575 What are you doing? 795 00:48:16,675 --> 00:48:18,243 You're drunk. I'm making coffee. 796 00:48:18,344 --> 00:48:20,179 I don't want fuckin' coffee. 797 00:48:22,081 --> 00:48:24,249 It's an urban myth, anyway. 798 00:48:28,921 --> 00:48:31,824 - What do you write? - "Law & Order." 799 00:48:33,659 --> 00:48:37,096 I'll give you stories make your fuckin' head curl... 800 00:48:37,262 --> 00:48:39,665 The shit I seen. 801 00:48:39,765 --> 00:48:41,667 Fuck that, the shit I did personally. 802 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,335 I don't want to hear it. 803 00:48:43,435 --> 00:48:45,838 What you need to do is sober up and get to a meeting. 804 00:48:45,971 --> 00:48:47,439 That's your fuckin' answer? 805 00:48:47,606 --> 00:48:50,809 It is the answer. Work the program. 806 00:48:50,876 --> 00:48:52,611 You know, you're a fuckin' robot. 807 00:48:52,678 --> 00:48:54,680 Anybody ever tell you that? 808 00:48:54,813 --> 00:48:57,816 You got any fuckin' emotion in there? 809 00:48:59,451 --> 00:49:00,786 I don't know about you, 810 00:49:00,853 --> 00:49:02,855 but my friends have abandoned me. 811 00:49:02,955 --> 00:49:05,557 I've been totally fuckin' ostrafied. 812 00:49:05,691 --> 00:49:07,960 Because when we drink and we use, 813 00:49:08,060 --> 00:49:09,862 we are not pleasant to be around. 814 00:49:10,029 --> 00:49:14,133 My heart's fuckin' breaking and you're blowing me off? 815 00:49:14,233 --> 00:49:16,302 You know, my father fuckin' abandoned me. 816 00:49:16,402 --> 00:49:19,405 I thought he was shot. 817 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,542 You have any idea, if I wanted, 818 00:49:23,642 --> 00:49:25,744 what I could do to these pricks? 819 00:49:27,046 --> 00:49:29,181 One phone call and it's over. 820 00:49:29,248 --> 00:49:31,483 The whole fuckin' castle comes down... 821 00:49:31,583 --> 00:49:32,918 Whoa whoa whoa! 822 00:49:33,052 --> 00:49:35,187 Do you remember my girlfriend, Adriana... 823 00:49:35,254 --> 00:49:36,655 My fiancee? 824 00:49:36,822 --> 00:49:38,991 My friend, ralph cifaretto? 825 00:49:39,058 --> 00:49:41,894 - I know shit, my friend. - Chris, come on! 826 00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:43,695 Serious fuckin' things, 827 00:49:43,696 --> 00:49:45,496 that would have major implications 828 00:49:45,564 --> 00:49:46,832 on a lot of fuckin' people... 829 00:49:46,932 --> 00:49:48,233 Chris, I shouldn't hear this shit. 830 00:49:48,367 --> 00:49:49,601 I know, right. You said. 831 00:49:49,668 --> 00:49:52,338 You just want to write about it, leech off me. 832 00:49:52,404 --> 00:49:54,606 I'm trying to help you, man. 833 00:49:57,009 --> 00:49:59,111 That fuckin' program... 834 00:49:59,178 --> 00:50:01,847 The government has got money to burn. 835 00:50:01,947 --> 00:50:04,016 Gravano was livin' large down in arizona, 836 00:50:04,183 --> 00:50:05,684 all on that federal tit. 837 00:50:05,784 --> 00:50:07,853 - All right, let's get you home. - I like the sun, 838 00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:09,955 be closer to hollywood anyway. 839 00:50:10,022 --> 00:50:11,457 Give me your phone. I'm calling your wife. 840 00:50:11,557 --> 00:50:13,692 - What? - I have told you 841 00:50:13,759 --> 00:50:16,428 repeatedly, I do not want to hear this shit. 842 00:50:16,728 --> 00:50:18,997 I let you be part of my movie. 843 00:50:19,097 --> 00:50:21,367 You let me? 844 00:50:22,968 --> 00:50:25,037 I'm pouring my heart out, man. 845 00:50:25,204 --> 00:50:26,972 And I'm very sorry. 846 00:50:27,039 --> 00:50:28,974 - But we met in AA. - Chris! 847 00:50:29,074 --> 00:50:31,076 You're in the mafia. 848 00:50:37,116 --> 00:50:39,051 Fine. 849 00:51:41,814 --> 00:51:43,917 - Hey. - Hey. 850 00:51:45,217 --> 00:51:47,119 Early night, huh? 851 00:51:49,288 --> 00:51:50,723 they're slouching up 57th street, 852 00:51:50,789 --> 00:51:53,158 so next time we're in the city, I want to go. 853 00:51:53,258 --> 00:51:55,661 What's this? Party time? 854 00:51:55,694 --> 00:51:58,130 Rachael Ray was on "Leno." We got hungry. 855 00:51:58,230 --> 00:51:59,965 Sit down, I'll get some plates. 856 00:52:03,235 --> 00:52:04,470 Where were you guys? 857 00:52:04,536 --> 00:52:06,038 - Frat party. - Had a meeting. 858 00:52:06,138 --> 00:52:08,073 Did you go out tonight? 859 00:52:08,173 --> 00:52:09,541 I met a friend for coffee. 860 00:52:09,642 --> 00:52:11,010 That's probably why you're still awake. 861 00:52:11,076 --> 00:52:13,412 I guess so. 862 00:52:13,512 --> 00:52:15,648 Miss Meadow had a mystery date 863 00:52:15,814 --> 00:52:18,250 - she refuses to discuss. - oh yeah? 864 00:52:22,521 --> 00:52:25,357 What are you doing? Sit down. 865 00:52:25,424 --> 00:52:27,826 I'm wired. I don't know. 866 00:52:32,064 --> 00:52:34,066 So what's the mystery? 867 00:52:34,199 --> 00:52:35,834 That you had a date begin with? 868 00:52:35,968 --> 00:52:37,636 Bite me, okay?