1 00:03:12,781 --> 00:03:14,583 What's that? 2 00:03:14,950 --> 00:03:17,252 I got a mysterious package, 3 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:19,254 postmarked Las Vegas. 4 00:03:21,256 --> 00:03:23,592 Oh, "Baume & Mercier." 5 00:03:26,762 --> 00:03:28,430 Oh my God. 6 00:03:28,897 --> 00:03:30,766 This is so beautiful. 7 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:32,768 I had it engraved. 8 00:03:33,769 --> 00:03:35,738 Here. 9 00:03:38,407 --> 00:03:40,476 "You are my life. Love, T." 10 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:44,011 - They couldn't fit "Tony." - I believe that. 11 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,815 Thank you. 12 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,885 But I don't know what it's for. 13 00:03:49,952 --> 00:03:51,787 Well, like I said, I was sorry 14 00:03:51,854 --> 00:03:53,655 I had to go out to Vegas when I did. 15 00:03:54,522 --> 00:03:55,857 Once you explained 16 00:03:55,924 --> 00:03:58,994 you had to take care of Christopher's business interests... 17 00:04:00,429 --> 00:04:03,566 God knows Kelli'll need the money. 18 00:04:04,032 --> 00:04:05,801 The baby. 19 00:04:22,217 --> 00:04:23,986 I'm talking about delay, right? 20 00:04:24,052 --> 00:04:26,021 Just take care of that, all right? 21 00:04:26,288 --> 00:04:27,289 Bobby? 22 00:04:27,856 --> 00:04:29,324 John Stefano. 23 00:04:29,591 --> 00:04:31,426 You touchin' asbestos? 24 00:04:31,493 --> 00:04:33,195 No, I don't work with that shit. 25 00:04:33,862 --> 00:04:35,364 It's okay. 26 00:04:36,432 --> 00:04:38,567 Shame about Chris Moltisanti. 27 00:04:40,403 --> 00:04:42,671 Were you get these bozos? 28 00:04:43,038 --> 00:04:45,608 Ecuadorians. Bunch of 'em polacks. 29 00:04:45,674 --> 00:04:47,710 How come they ain't wearing their space suits? 30 00:04:47,777 --> 00:04:49,445 That's a union rule. 31 00:04:49,512 --> 00:04:51,914 If I couldn't run this job without that fucking contract, 32 00:04:51,981 --> 00:04:54,716 ain't none of us gonna make any real scratch. 33 00:04:56,085 --> 00:04:58,120 You don't got an envelope? 34 00:05:00,189 --> 00:05:02,959 You must have seen fights before. 35 00:05:03,126 --> 00:05:05,628 Your friends beating up the African kid, 36 00:05:05,995 --> 00:05:08,898 why do you think that's been impossible to shake? 37 00:05:09,064 --> 00:05:11,768 They had my back after all the shit with Blanca. 38 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:14,370 You know, they care about me. 39 00:05:14,637 --> 00:05:16,873 Did you try to stop the beating? 40 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:19,675 I'm one individual. What could I do? 41 00:05:26,883 --> 00:05:30,253 I know kids on Lexapro who say it's great, 42 00:05:36,525 --> 00:05:39,394 Your classes, how are you enjoying those? 43 00:05:39,961 --> 00:05:42,331 English is boring. 44 00:05:42,398 --> 00:05:44,833 And the other one's kind of interesting, 45 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,970 but it's pretty depressing. 46 00:05:47,136 --> 00:05:49,239 The israeli-palestinian conflict? 47 00:05:49,405 --> 00:05:52,409 People blowing each other up because their God says 48 00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:55,979 they're allowed to live in a certain patch of fuckin' sand. 49 00:05:56,445 --> 00:05:59,782 Yeah, and other people's gods say they're supposed to live there. 50 00:06:00,049 --> 00:06:02,217 Maybe I shouldn't have taken it. 51 00:06:02,384 --> 00:06:05,053 You seem to be taking it all personally. 52 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,791 These mujahideen assholes, like in indonesia, 53 00:06:07,857 --> 00:06:10,793 and they, like, want to kill everybody. 54 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,796 Have you considered writing about your experience 55 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:15,932 with the Somali boy? 56 00:06:16,198 --> 00:06:18,201 A short story, perhaps? 57 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:20,303 Why would I do that? 58 00:06:20,369 --> 00:06:23,072 It might help clarify your feelings. 59 00:06:24,038 --> 00:06:26,508 I was watching CNN... 60 00:06:27,243 --> 00:06:31,248 And this story about these kids in some iraqi hospital, 61 00:06:32,014 --> 00:06:35,151 how the burn unit doesn't have the right medicine or something. 62 00:06:35,919 --> 00:06:37,854 And then they show this story 63 00:06:37,921 --> 00:06:40,123 about some mall in Minnesota 64 00:06:40,289 --> 00:06:42,358 and these gigantic fat people 65 00:06:42,425 --> 00:06:44,093 buying stuff 66 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,362 and eating all this shit. 67 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,966 You know, it's like my parents. 68 00:06:50,032 --> 00:06:52,401 I mean, you should see our house. 69 00:06:52,568 --> 00:06:54,971 I mean, the stupid coffeemaker they got, 70 00:06:55,037 --> 00:06:57,439 the media room. 71 00:06:58,007 --> 00:07:00,275 Then there's Blanca, 72 00:07:00,342 --> 00:07:02,544 her kid hardly talks. 73 00:07:02,611 --> 00:07:06,281 She can't afford to send him to a decent school. 74 00:07:06,348 --> 00:07:09,384 You think your feelings about Blanca 75 00:07:09,451 --> 00:07:12,788 in any way relate to this African boy? 76 00:07:12,855 --> 00:07:15,257 She's not black. 77 00:07:16,359 --> 00:07:18,428 I mean, 78 00:07:18,694 --> 00:07:20,764 she's pretty tan. 79 00:07:20,865 --> 00:07:24,365 (XXX) 80 00:07:27,836 --> 00:07:30,339 - Oh! - There he is. 81 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:32,674 - Hey. - Welcome back. 82 00:07:32,741 --> 00:07:34,743 Welcome back, Ton'. 83 00:07:34,810 --> 00:07:36,211 Good to see you again. 84 00:07:36,278 --> 00:07:37,713 How was your trip? 85 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:40,115 Great. Had a fuckin' blast. 86 00:07:40,182 --> 00:07:41,483 Yeah? 87 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:46,088 Business too. Christopher's shit. 88 00:07:46,155 --> 00:07:49,691 Some fucking guys out there owed him money. 89 00:07:51,994 --> 00:07:54,797 Little Carmine took it on the "cleaver" set. We had it framed. 90 00:07:57,599 --> 00:07:59,334 Talk about a trip... 91 00:07:59,401 --> 00:08:02,137 I met this girl, she was fuckin' beautiful. 92 00:08:02,204 --> 00:08:04,540 Oh yeah? 93 00:08:04,606 --> 00:08:06,475 - Boys. - Hey. 94 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,579 - We did peyote. - Come on. 95 00:08:10,646 --> 00:08:12,281 - Really? - Bobby did mushrooms once. 96 00:08:12,347 --> 00:08:14,750 Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fuckin' platter. 97 00:08:14,817 --> 00:08:16,485 Fuck you, huh? 98 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:22,357 Anyway, that's... That's some nutty shit, 99 00:08:22,424 --> 00:08:24,493 the desert... 100 00:08:25,861 --> 00:08:27,496 The light. 101 00:08:27,563 --> 00:08:30,532 I did "X" once. The fucking was incredible. 102 00:08:32,301 --> 00:08:35,170 Oh, yeah yeah, you kiddin'? Off the fuckin' charts. 103 00:08:35,237 --> 00:08:37,206 - You wouldn't believe it. - Really? 104 00:08:37,272 --> 00:08:40,075 And the sun... 105 00:08:40,142 --> 00:08:42,144 came up... 106 00:08:45,114 --> 00:08:47,216 Oh yeah? 107 00:08:47,282 --> 00:08:49,284 Well. 108 00:08:53,388 --> 00:08:55,057 We saw Stefano. 109 00:08:55,124 --> 00:08:57,993 He didn't have an envelope. 110 00:08:59,194 --> 00:09:00,729 Any movement on that? 111 00:09:00,796 --> 00:09:05,067 Eh, we should probably see phil. 112 00:09:05,134 --> 00:09:07,736 I got dosed with acid once, back in '68. 113 00:09:07,803 --> 00:09:10,105 I was with your dad and them at the copa. 114 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:13,208 Fuckin' B.O.A.C. stewardess put it in my drink. 115 00:09:13,275 --> 00:09:16,044 Jerry Vale started singing and I look over, 116 00:09:16,111 --> 00:09:18,947 your uncle jun's got laser beams shooting out of his eyes. 117 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:23,186 I used to love that house, but now... 118 00:09:23,252 --> 00:09:26,923 It's so big, especially at night. 119 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:29,359 You're afraid, you know, all you got to do is call. 120 00:09:29,425 --> 00:09:30,793 Right? 121 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,295 Two minutes, i'll be over. 122 00:09:32,362 --> 00:09:34,330 I know. Thank you. 123 00:09:34,397 --> 00:09:36,599 You've been so great. Both of you. 124 00:09:36,966 --> 00:09:39,402 Well, meadow had another mystery date. 125 00:09:39,669 --> 00:09:41,737 That sounds exciting. 126 00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:52,982 What are you doing? Sit. 127 00:09:53,049 --> 00:09:56,352 I made your favorite, steak pizzaiol'. 128 00:09:56,419 --> 00:09:58,054 You know they spray a virus on beef 129 00:09:58,121 --> 00:10:00,590 rather than clean the ratshit out of the slaughterhouses? 130 00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:03,092 - What is this now? - Jesus Christ. 131 00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:06,562 It's true. Read the paper. 132 00:10:07,429 --> 00:10:09,898 I do read the paper. Never heard that. 133 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,536 I'm not talking about the sports page. 134 00:10:13,202 --> 00:10:15,173 I mean, the F.D.A.? 135 00:10:15,274 --> 00:10:17,234 They approved a virus spray because it kills 136 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,642 a similar bacteria found on meat. 137 00:10:19,909 --> 00:10:21,644 Must be a good thing then. 138 00:10:21,711 --> 00:10:24,614 Yeah. For the meatpackers, 139 00:10:24,681 --> 00:10:26,683 the fucking God of the bottom line. 140 00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:29,351 All right, that's enough. 141 00:10:29,518 --> 00:10:30,687 We're trying to eat here, 142 00:10:30,753 --> 00:10:34,024 and you're upsetting people that have been through a tragedy. 143 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,627 Fine. Bury your head in the sand. 144 00:10:37,694 --> 00:10:39,963 How about I bury yours in that fuckin' wall instead? 145 00:10:41,464 --> 00:10:42,164 Tony. 146 00:10:42,164 --> 00:10:44,167 For 20 years, he won't crack a book, 147 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:46,970 all of a sudden he's the world's foremost authority. 148 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:56,980 At least he's getting an education. 149 00:10:57,046 --> 00:10:59,349 An education's to help you get a better job. 150 00:10:59,415 --> 00:11:02,285 He's actually reading. This can't be bad. 151 00:11:02,352 --> 00:11:04,754 "The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, 152 00:11:04,821 --> 00:11:07,256 and everywhere, the ceremony of innocence 153 00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:08,992 is drowned; 154 00:11:09,058 --> 00:11:11,828 The best lack all conviction, 155 00:11:11,894 --> 00:11:16,532 while the worst are full of passionate intensity. 156 00:11:16,599 --> 00:11:19,135 Surely some revelation 157 00:11:19,202 --> 00:11:21,137 is at hand." 158 00:11:21,204 --> 00:11:23,506 "... Somewhere in the sands of the desert 159 00:11:23,573 --> 00:11:25,575 a shape with lion body 160 00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:30,113 and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, 161 00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:32,482 is moving its slow thighs, 162 00:11:32,548 --> 00:11:35,885 while all about it reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. 163 00:11:36,552 --> 00:11:38,288 The darkness drops again; 164 00:11:38,354 --> 00:11:42,825 but now I know that twenty centuries of stony sleep 165 00:11:42,892 --> 00:11:45,795 were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, 166 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:49,198 and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, 167 00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:52,001 slouches towards bethlehem to be born?" 168 00:11:56,039 --> 00:11:57,674 Hey, Tony. 169 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,710 You don't look so good. 170 00:12:00,877 --> 00:12:02,679 This job. 171 00:12:02,846 --> 00:12:04,647 You want a sandwich? A cannoli 172 00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:05,782 on the house? 173 00:12:05,848 --> 00:12:07,717 No, this microbe of mine... 174 00:12:07,784 --> 00:12:10,353 From pakistan. 175 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,522 - Still? - You got a minute? 176 00:12:12,889 --> 00:12:14,691 We'd like to show you some pictures. 177 00:12:14,757 --> 00:12:16,893 Angelina Jolie, I hope. 178 00:12:19,062 --> 00:12:21,497 These the gentlemen? 179 00:12:22,599 --> 00:12:23,833 That's them. 180 00:12:26,936 --> 00:12:29,172 What the fuck? What? 181 00:12:29,238 --> 00:12:31,674 Don't know. Financing, maybe. 182 00:12:31,741 --> 00:12:33,643 - Maybe? - Yeah. 183 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:36,980 Honestly, i'm not even sure we still have them in the country. 184 00:12:38,514 --> 00:12:40,016 Thanks for stopping by. 185 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,653 Next time we'll have party hats. 186 00:12:55,131 --> 00:12:56,699 Your nephew's widow, 187 00:12:56,966 --> 00:12:58,735 she get my flowers? 188 00:12:58,801 --> 00:13:01,304 Well, if you sent 'em, I'm sure she did. 189 00:13:01,371 --> 00:13:04,073 Well, I won't expect a thank you anytime soon. 190 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:07,443 The grieving process, it takes time the closer you are to somebody. 191 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,312 Yeah, I know. 192 00:13:11,848 --> 00:13:14,617 So, brass tacks, 193 00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:17,086 what brings you all the way out to the city? 194 00:13:17,153 --> 00:13:19,822 Good news. The condos at the navy yard... 195 00:13:19,889 --> 00:13:21,624 Paulie's guy at the joint fitters 196 00:13:21,691 --> 00:13:23,226 says they're breaking ground. 197 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:25,628 - Well, that is good. - Good, yeah. 198 00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:32,168 Uh, the other thing, this asbestos... 199 00:13:33,135 --> 00:13:35,038 I thought about your offer. 200 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:37,273 What do you say to 15% 201 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,908 plus we forget about the balance 202 00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:41,077 of what you owe me on the vitamin truck? 203 00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:43,179 First off, it wasn't an offer. 204 00:13:43,246 --> 00:13:46,582 It's my position. 25%. 205 00:13:47,349 --> 00:13:48,952 That's it? 206 00:13:49,218 --> 00:13:51,120 What else would you like me to say? 207 00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:53,790 Come on, phil, what's the problem? 208 00:13:53,856 --> 00:13:55,925 I come here in good faith, 209 00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:57,927 I make a reasonable counter. 210 00:13:57,994 --> 00:14:01,631 Which I considered... and rejected. 211 00:14:01,698 --> 00:14:03,333 Do we need to talk in private? 212 00:14:03,399 --> 00:14:05,101 For what? 213 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,505 Okay then, in front of everybody... 214 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:12,709 When you were sick 215 00:14:12,775 --> 00:14:14,744 in the hospital, 216 00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:17,246 we talked. 217 00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:20,683 We shared a... 218 00:14:21,884 --> 00:14:25,054 An understanding about life. 219 00:14:25,121 --> 00:14:26,589 This is business, Anthony. 220 00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:28,458 Yeah, I know. 221 00:14:28,524 --> 00:14:32,161 But I'm talking to you here on a human level. 222 00:14:32,228 --> 00:14:35,398 There's a limit, Phil. Come on. 223 00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:39,035 A point where business bleeds into other shit, 224 00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:42,972 feelings make things financially unfeasible. 225 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:45,541 Charles schwab over here. 226 00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:55,652 So that's it? 227 00:14:55,718 --> 00:15:00,056 No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fuckin' jokes? 228 00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:03,359 You want compromise? How's this? 229 00:15:03,426 --> 00:15:05,328 20 years in the can, 230 00:15:05,395 --> 00:15:06,996 i wanted manicott'. 231 00:15:07,063 --> 00:15:09,465 I compromised. 232 00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:13,169 I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. 233 00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:15,405 I wanted to fuck a woman, 234 00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:17,473 but I compromised. 235 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,742 I jacked off in a tissue. 236 00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:21,611 You see where I'm going? 237 00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:23,279 Yeah. 238 00:15:34,123 --> 00:15:37,760 - Butch, Coco, didn't anybody call you guys? - About what? 239 00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,931 Don't tell me the fuckin' checks are late? 240 00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:42,332 There ain't any checks. 241 00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:45,134 - The fuck you talkin' about? - Silvio... Mr. Soprano's guy... 242 00:15:45,201 --> 00:15:47,637 Came by this morning, said to pull your jobs. 243 00:15:47,704 --> 00:15:49,539 - Whoa whoa whoa. - Fuck that. 244 00:15:49,606 --> 00:15:51,975 - Where's our money? - I don't got it, there's no jobs. 245 00:15:52,741 --> 00:15:54,110 Motherfucker. 246 00:15:54,177 --> 00:15:56,579 I'm sorry, guys. Somebody really should have called you. 247 00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:59,782 Hey! 248 00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:01,484 Jesus Christ! 249 00:16:05,521 --> 00:16:07,924 guys, that's enough, come on. It's not his fault. 250 00:16:07,991 --> 00:16:10,860 - Oh, yeah? Maybe it's your fuckin' fault? 251 00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:14,430 Call the police! 252 00:16:21,904 --> 00:16:25,174 Tony Soprano owes you $320. 253 00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:34,917 Hey. 254 00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,556 I was just watching "Borat" on cable. 255 00:16:40,623 --> 00:16:44,127 You can watch that thing 50 times and it's still hilarious. 256 00:16:45,595 --> 00:16:47,597 He brings that lady his shits. 257 00:16:48,932 --> 00:16:51,167 It wasn't fair to the people involved. 258 00:16:51,234 --> 00:16:54,103 You loved it when it came out. 259 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:56,506 What do you want, Meadow? 260 00:16:56,572 --> 00:16:59,509 - How was your exam? - I didn't take it. 261 00:17:03,046 --> 00:17:04,681 Leave that! 262 00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:07,317 okay? Thank you. 263 00:17:14,057 --> 00:17:15,959 Why didn't you take the test? 264 00:17:16,025 --> 00:17:18,928 'cause I dropped out, okay? 265 00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:20,930 What's going on with you? 266 00:17:22,699 --> 00:17:24,033 I'm your sister, 267 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,035 you have to talk to me. 268 00:17:26,102 --> 00:17:28,571 Is this still about blanca? 269 00:17:30,073 --> 00:17:32,475 You know, I don't know anymore. 270 00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:38,448 I know how you feel, okay? 271 00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:42,051 When finn and I split, I cried every day 272 00:17:42,118 --> 00:17:43,820 for, like, a month. 273 00:17:43,886 --> 00:17:45,922 You realize we're gonna bomb Iran? 274 00:17:45,989 --> 00:17:48,057 You don't know that. 275 00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:49,692 You watch. 276 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:53,062 Bush, before he leaves office... 277 00:17:53,129 --> 00:17:55,932 And you know I'm right. 278 00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:58,901 Okay. 279 00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:02,205 But you need to learn to shut stuff out. 280 00:18:02,272 --> 00:18:04,374 Are you crazy? 281 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,943 I mean, do you hear what we're talking about? 282 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:09,012 You say that, but I come in here 283 00:18:09,078 --> 00:18:11,214 and you're surfing the web for porn. 284 00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:13,149 It's not porn. 285 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,558 "Al-Jazeera"? 286 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,895 Don't you ever feel like there's no point to any of this? 287 00:18:25,962 --> 00:18:29,666 Why don't you try setting goals for yourself? 288 00:18:29,732 --> 00:18:32,101 Maybe you should move out? 289 00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:34,270 Oh right, in my condition? 290 00:18:34,337 --> 00:18:36,306 I mean, I can't hold a job. 291 00:18:36,372 --> 00:18:39,075 Jesus, A.J., there has to be something you can do. 292 00:18:39,142 --> 00:18:42,111 Look, I'm ill, meadow. All right, I'm on medication. 293 00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:45,348 Millions of people take Lexapro. 294 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,283 I need mom's cooking. 295 00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:49,352 It could mess with my blood chemistry. 296 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,154 Do mom and dad know you dropped out? 297 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,556 No, and don't tell them. 298 00:18:53,623 --> 00:18:55,491 I took time off, remember? 299 00:18:55,558 --> 00:18:58,695 They broke my balls but it really wasn't so bad. 300 00:18:58,761 --> 00:19:01,264 Of course not. I mean, you're their pet. 301 00:19:01,331 --> 00:19:04,400 We're italian, A.J. You're their son. 302 00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,869 Do you have any idea what that means? 303 00:19:08,571 --> 00:19:11,007 You'll always be more important. 304 00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:15,011 - You're awake. 305 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,085 I made Lincoln log sandwiches. 306 00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:24,120 Maybe later. 307 00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:30,793 I am meeting Gab for lunch, 308 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,730 and then we are stopping at Nordstrom's. 309 00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:39,002 If you go out, make sure you set the alarm. 310 00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:40,870 Okay? 311 00:21:02,485 --> 00:21:04,621 Jeez! 312 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,303 Somebody! 313 00:21:53,369 --> 00:21:55,338 Help! 314 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,742 Help! 315 00:22:06,182 --> 00:22:09,786 Help! My arms! They're frozen! 316 00:22:09,852 --> 00:22:12,188 A.J., what the fuck? 317 00:22:12,255 --> 00:22:14,924 Dad! Help...! 318 00:22:14,991 --> 00:22:17,360 Help! 319 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,201 No, dad! Ah! 320 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:29,772 - my leg, it's stuck! - on what? 321 00:22:32,342 --> 00:22:34,877 What the fuck did you do? 322 00:22:34,944 --> 00:22:37,580 Hel... Help! 323 00:22:44,921 --> 00:22:47,256 All right, I got you. Stop fighting me. 324 00:22:50,293 --> 00:22:51,728 - All right... - Don't... 325 00:22:51,794 --> 00:22:54,197 All right, turn around. Grab the side. 326 00:22:54,264 --> 00:22:56,366 Grab the side right there. 327 00:22:56,432 --> 00:22:58,101 All right. 328 00:23:06,709 --> 00:23:08,411 All right. 329 00:23:10,446 --> 00:23:12,048 God damn it. 330 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:18,721 Hold that. 331 00:23:23,459 --> 00:23:24,894 Help me. 332 00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:27,230 All right, climb! 333 00:23:41,844 --> 00:23:43,813 What's wrong with you? 334 00:23:48,518 --> 00:23:50,787 All right. Are you all right? 335 00:23:53,756 --> 00:23:55,758 All right, come here. 336 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,527 Come on. 337 00:23:57,593 --> 00:23:59,729 Turn around. 338 00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:01,564 Come on, baby. 339 00:24:01,631 --> 00:24:04,100 You're all right, baby. 340 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:07,036 You're all right, baby. You're all right. 341 00:24:08,871 --> 00:24:10,873 You're all right. 342 00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:19,315 Well, here we are. 343 00:24:19,382 --> 00:24:22,385 I'll get him settled. You can come tomorrow during visiting hours. 344 00:24:22,452 --> 00:24:24,520 I love you, sweetie. 345 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:28,224 - I love you. - I love you too. 346 00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:30,293 He's had a lot of Valium. 347 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:59,055 But he was better for a while. 348 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:00,957 Look, it's not your fault. 349 00:25:01,024 --> 00:25:03,926 You warned us. 350 00:25:08,398 --> 00:25:10,533 Come on, come on. 351 00:25:11,734 --> 00:25:14,504 Come on, it's gonna be okay. 352 00:25:14,570 --> 00:25:16,472 It will, mom. 353 00:25:16,539 --> 00:25:19,175 But he was always so happy. 354 00:25:19,242 --> 00:25:21,878 He was our happy little boy. 355 00:25:28,885 --> 00:25:30,553 Come here, baby. 356 00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:36,159 There you go. White balls. 357 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:48,304 - Skip. - Hey, Ton'. 358 00:25:51,808 --> 00:25:53,943 There he is. 359 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,779 You hungry, T? You want, I'll send the kid for Baja Fresh. 360 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:59,682 Anything from Phil? 361 00:25:59,749 --> 00:26:01,484 No, not yet. 362 00:26:09,792 --> 00:26:13,863 All right, let's dispense with the 500-lb elephant in the room, eh? 363 00:26:13,930 --> 00:26:16,199 My kid tried to off himself. 364 00:26:16,266 --> 00:26:18,334 We all fuckin' know. 365 00:26:24,841 --> 00:26:26,542 That's it. 366 00:26:27,644 --> 00:26:29,946 Nobody's got nothing to say? 367 00:26:31,481 --> 00:26:32,949 How's he doin', Ton'? 368 00:26:34,817 --> 00:26:37,086 They got him under observation. 369 00:26:37,153 --> 00:26:39,088 Whatever the fuck that means. 370 00:26:41,824 --> 00:26:43,960 Stupid fuck. 371 00:26:47,096 --> 00:26:50,333 Where did I lose this kid? 372 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,968 What did I do wrong? 373 00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:53,803 Whoa, come on. 374 00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:55,538 Don't blame yourself, T. 375 00:26:55,605 --> 00:26:58,207 A lot of pressure on kids today, ton'. 376 00:26:58,274 --> 00:27:00,176 Still, to try to kill himself? 377 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,979 It's happens, skip. 378 00:27:03,046 --> 00:27:05,615 Happen to your kids? 379 00:27:05,682 --> 00:27:07,317 Or yours? 380 00:27:07,383 --> 00:27:08,952 They're all different, Ton'. 381 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,453 My son Patrick? 382 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,422 I love him to death, 383 00:27:12,488 --> 00:27:14,257 but he can be a moody prick sometimes. 384 00:27:14,324 --> 00:27:16,592 Heather, you know, she was 15, 385 00:27:16,659 --> 00:27:19,062 she went through a rough patch. 386 00:27:19,128 --> 00:27:20,363 Jason, same thing. 387 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,932 And he's got the hyperactivity to boot. 388 00:27:22,999 --> 00:27:27,103 My son too. The older one, James. 389 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:29,172 - He tried to kill himself? - No no. 390 00:27:29,238 --> 00:27:33,476 I don't know, he... He gets the blues. 391 00:27:33,543 --> 00:27:37,380 The important thing is A.J.'s getting the help he needs. 392 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:40,750 Whatever it is, i'm sure it's a chemical imbalance. 393 00:27:40,817 --> 00:27:44,053 Ask me, it's all these toxins they're exposed to. 394 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,089 It fucks with their brains. 395 00:27:46,155 --> 00:27:47,991 Between the mercury in fish alone, 396 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:50,827 it's a wonder there ain't more kids jumping off bridges. 397 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,451 I can't fuckin' shake it. 398 00:28:15,518 --> 00:28:18,087 Shake what? 399 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,057 - I'm depressed. - Excuse me? 400 00:28:21,124 --> 00:28:23,159 I'm depressed. 401 00:28:23,226 --> 00:28:26,195 I'm telling you, don't you start now. 402 00:28:26,262 --> 00:28:28,464 - What does that mean? - It means what it means. 403 00:28:28,531 --> 00:28:31,868 I have enough on my plate, I don't need you adding to it with your bullshit. 404 00:28:31,935 --> 00:28:33,202 Bullshit? 405 00:28:33,269 --> 00:28:35,071 It's an illness. 406 00:28:35,138 --> 00:28:36,539 And it's fuckin' hereditary. 407 00:28:36,606 --> 00:28:38,007 Thank you, I know. 408 00:28:38,074 --> 00:28:40,743 I am intimately acquainted with the soprano curse. 409 00:28:40,810 --> 00:28:43,212 Your father, your uncle, your great-grandfather 410 00:28:43,279 --> 00:28:45,615 who drove the donkey cart off the road in avellino, 411 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,051 - all of it. - What, you think it's a joke? 412 00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:51,154 - Am I laughing? - Then what are you saying? 413 00:28:54,658 --> 00:28:56,660 He didn't get it from my family, 414 00:28:56,827 --> 00:28:59,196 that's all i'm gonna say. 415 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:01,465 Your family don't even talk. 416 00:29:01,331 --> 00:29:02,500 Your father's so bottled up 417 00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:04,835 it's a wonder he's even got a stomach left. 418 00:29:04,902 --> 00:29:06,172 As opposed to yours? 419 00:29:06,273 --> 00:29:08,573 At least my father was upfront about what was bothering him. 420 00:29:08,939 --> 00:29:11,309 Right, with a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo. 421 00:29:11,310 --> 00:29:12,310 Oh, I knew it. 422 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:16,012 I was wondering how long it was gonna take for you to throw that up at me. 423 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:17,580 You're amazing, you know that? 424 00:29:17,647 --> 00:29:21,050 In high school, you were the happy-go-lucky rascal, 425 00:29:21,117 --> 00:29:23,453 the comedian, the rapscallion. 426 00:29:23,519 --> 00:29:25,355 But all of that was bullshit, wasn't it? 427 00:29:25,421 --> 00:29:27,023 Oh, poor you. 428 00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:29,225 She got married under false pretenses. 429 00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:31,227 You've been playing the depression card 430 00:29:31,294 --> 00:29:33,429 until it is worn to shreds. 431 00:29:33,496 --> 00:29:35,798 And now you've got our son doing it. 432 00:29:35,865 --> 00:29:37,600 Card? Card? 433 00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:38,835 You heard me. 434 00:29:38,901 --> 00:29:40,270 Oh, so it's all me, huh? 435 00:29:40,336 --> 00:29:42,872 Our Sonny boy? You had nothing to do with it? 436 00:29:42,939 --> 00:29:46,042 It wears you down, Tony. That's all I'm saying. 437 00:29:46,109 --> 00:29:49,145 Do you have any idea what it's like to spend day after day 438 00:29:49,212 --> 00:29:51,648 with somebody who is constantly complaining? 439 00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:55,485 Fuck you. 440 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,272 It could have been a cry for help. 441 00:30:16,339 --> 00:30:19,342 Aren't you listening? He did cry for help. 442 00:30:19,409 --> 00:30:21,945 He's lucky I came home and heard him. 443 00:30:22,011 --> 00:30:24,380 I meant the botched attempt. 444 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:26,783 On some level, he may have known 445 00:30:26,849 --> 00:30:29,686 that the rope was too long to keep him submerged. 446 00:30:29,752 --> 00:30:32,255 Or he could just be a fuckin' idiot. 447 00:30:32,322 --> 00:30:34,490 Historically, that's been the case. 448 00:30:38,328 --> 00:30:41,497 Me and Carm were getting along so good too. 449 00:30:44,901 --> 00:30:47,136 My father and his panic attacks, 450 00:30:47,203 --> 00:30:49,272 my fuckin' demented uncle, 451 00:30:49,339 --> 00:30:54,010 not to mention the other one... Eckley the fuckin' retard. 452 00:30:54,077 --> 00:30:57,647 You think there are other reasons why your son is so unhappy? 453 00:30:57,714 --> 00:31:01,217 He's got the world by the balls... 454 00:31:01,284 --> 00:31:03,519 Every fuckin' advantage... 455 00:31:03,586 --> 00:31:07,023 And he hits one little pothole and he goes into hysterics. 456 00:31:10,526 --> 00:31:12,362 Yeah, I know. 457 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,933 I'm not taking the rap, 458 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,301 not completely. 459 00:31:20,203 --> 00:31:22,705 She coddled him, his mother. I said it before. 460 00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:27,377 Every little problem, she's right there 461 00:31:27,443 --> 00:31:29,379 to pick him up and wipe off his tears 462 00:31:29,445 --> 00:31:31,547 on her apron strings. 463 00:31:31,614 --> 00:31:34,250 Children need to feel safe. 464 00:31:34,317 --> 00:31:36,919 I'm sure that made him into the man he is today. 465 00:31:36,986 --> 00:31:39,222 Are you ashamed of him? 466 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,828 Yeah, actually I am. 467 00:31:47,063 --> 00:31:49,032 The coward's way out. 468 00:31:49,098 --> 00:31:50,833 Isn't that what they call it? 469 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:54,971 I think whoever said that didn't understand depression. 470 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:58,241 But you do, don't you? 471 00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:11,321 Where's dad? 472 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:14,190 Oh, Meadow got rear-ended on Bloomfield Avenue. 473 00:32:14,257 --> 00:32:17,360 - He'll come see you later. - Is he still mad? 474 00:32:17,427 --> 00:32:19,195 He was never mad, A.J. 475 00:32:19,262 --> 00:32:20,697 He loves you. 476 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,835 How long do I have to stay here? 477 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,904 Dr. Vogel thinks it might be a good idea 478 00:32:27,971 --> 00:32:30,840 for the time being just to take a time-out. 479 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,408 Like I'm in preschool? 480 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:47,290 Did you see Dr. Vogel today? 481 00:32:47,357 --> 00:32:49,359 Today we have group. 482 00:32:58,635 --> 00:33:00,336 Did you eat today? 483 00:33:00,403 --> 00:33:03,106 I had some turkey. It had no flavor at all. 484 00:33:03,172 --> 00:33:05,942 I'll bring some chicken parm tomorrow. 485 00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:08,978 I don't think that's allowed 486 00:33:09,045 --> 00:33:11,014 on account of all the bulimic girls. 487 00:33:16,185 --> 00:33:19,022 So it's front-row mezzanine at "Grey Gardens," 488 00:33:19,088 --> 00:33:20,657 - and the guy says... - Excuse me? 489 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,927 - You're Tony Soprano's kid, right? - Yeah. 490 00:33:24,994 --> 00:33:27,764 Small world, running into you like this, huh? 491 00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:29,332 I'm sorry, do I know you? 492 00:33:29,399 --> 00:33:31,968 You got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie. 493 00:33:32,068 --> 00:33:34,137 Be happy to add to it. 494 00:33:34,203 --> 00:33:35,538 - What? - Excuse me. 495 00:33:35,605 --> 00:33:37,573 Lucky guy, her dad. 496 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,743 Must be fun tucking her in at night, huh? 497 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,513 - Do you have a problem? - Not yet. 498 00:33:43,579 --> 00:33:45,682 Would you like one? 499 00:33:45,748 --> 00:33:47,216 Coco, come on. 500 00:33:47,283 --> 00:33:48,985 What? I'm saying hello. 501 00:33:49,052 --> 00:33:51,020 Come on, let's go. 502 00:33:51,087 --> 00:33:52,956 Hey, best to your dad, huh? 503 00:34:00,196 --> 00:34:02,031 What the hell was that? 504 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,503 but that is not for you to decide. 505 00:34:07,570 --> 00:34:10,006 Don't say anything. 506 00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:14,444 What, are you two talking about me again? 507 00:34:19,449 --> 00:34:21,117 What's the matter? 508 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,719 Nothing. 509 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,922 What? 510 00:34:29,759 --> 00:34:31,928 Do you know a guy named Coco? 511 00:34:31,995 --> 00:34:34,230 Why? 512 00:34:34,297 --> 00:34:36,099 She was out on a date last night 513 00:34:36,165 --> 00:34:38,234 and he came over and pulled some crap. 514 00:34:38,301 --> 00:34:40,003 What? 515 00:34:41,104 --> 00:34:42,605 How? 516 00:34:42,672 --> 00:34:44,340 We were in the city, Little Italy. 517 00:34:44,407 --> 00:34:46,209 We were having dessert, and... 518 00:34:46,276 --> 00:34:47,910 He came up out of nowhere 519 00:34:47,977 --> 00:34:50,713 and just started saying all this weird stuff. 520 00:34:50,780 --> 00:34:53,116 What kind of weird stuff? 521 00:34:53,182 --> 00:34:54,884 How he'd like to tuck me in at night. 522 00:34:54,951 --> 00:34:56,719 Stuff like that. 523 00:34:56,786 --> 00:35:00,290 - Tuck you in? - I could smell the sambuca on his breath. 524 00:35:01,991 --> 00:35:04,560 What exactly did he say? 525 00:35:04,627 --> 00:35:07,330 He came up to us 526 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,999 and he asked me if I was your daughter 527 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:13,670 and then he said i had whipped cream 528 00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:15,204 on my mouth. 529 00:35:15,271 --> 00:35:17,407 Yeah? 530 00:35:18,474 --> 00:35:20,109 What else did he say? 531 00:35:26,449 --> 00:35:28,885 It's all right. 532 00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:31,821 It's okay. He's an idiot, 533 00:35:31,888 --> 00:35:33,957 but he's harmless. 534 00:35:35,191 --> 00:35:36,693 I'll talk to somebody. 535 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:43,232 So this boy you're dating, 536 00:35:43,299 --> 00:35:45,835 this man, who is he? 537 00:35:45,902 --> 00:35:48,538 You promise not to start with an inquisition? 538 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,907 Will you stop with all the secrecy, please? 539 00:35:52,475 --> 00:35:56,346 - It's Patrick Parisi, okay? - You're kidding me? 540 00:35:56,412 --> 00:35:58,748 That's exactly why I didn't want to tell you guys, 541 00:35:58,815 --> 00:36:00,383 and why he didn't tell uncle Patsy. 542 00:36:02,085 --> 00:36:04,320 I thought he... Where are you going? 543 00:36:04,387 --> 00:36:06,756 Meeting... Sil. 544 00:36:06,823 --> 00:36:09,025 We have Vogel later, don't forget. 545 00:36:11,494 --> 00:36:13,429 I thought Pat Parisi was engaged. 546 00:36:13,496 --> 00:36:14,998 They broke it off. 547 00:36:15,064 --> 00:36:17,200 We kind of hooked up at the "Cleaver" premiere, 548 00:36:17,267 --> 00:36:19,502 we started talking. 549 00:36:19,569 --> 00:36:21,437 He's changed a lot. 550 00:36:21,504 --> 00:36:23,306 I really like him. 551 00:36:23,373 --> 00:36:25,808 So why the big mystery all this time? 552 00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:28,478 I knew you and daddy never liked him. 553 00:36:28,544 --> 00:36:30,179 No, it's not that we didn't like him, 554 00:36:30,246 --> 00:36:31,881 it's just... 555 00:36:34,183 --> 00:36:36,519 So all those times you told me 556 00:36:36,586 --> 00:36:38,921 you were staying with your friend Kimmie in the city, 557 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,257 I suppose you were staying at his apartment? 558 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,759 Sometimes. 559 00:36:46,062 --> 00:36:48,398 Look, there's something else. 560 00:36:48,464 --> 00:36:50,266 What? 561 00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:54,103 I've decided not to go to med school. 562 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,205 What? Why? 563 00:36:56,272 --> 00:36:58,541 Oh, it's just too hard. 564 00:36:58,608 --> 00:37:02,178 - Isn't anything that's worthwhile? - You have no idea. 565 00:37:02,245 --> 00:37:05,148 - Of course not. - Don't get sarcastic. 566 00:37:05,214 --> 00:37:08,151 I really think it's law for me. 567 00:37:08,217 --> 00:37:11,688 I mean, you should hear Patrick talk about the justice system 568 00:37:11,754 --> 00:37:13,523 and what it means. 569 00:37:13,589 --> 00:37:15,558 It's really inspiring. 570 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:33,009 Obviously Sheila resents me. I'm dating her father. 571 00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:37,614 The sullen looks, the transference to me 572 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,515 of her issues with her mom... 573 00:37:39,582 --> 00:37:41,384 As your favorite patient says, 574 00:37:41,451 --> 00:37:44,187 "maybe I should put my shoe up her ass?" 575 00:37:44,253 --> 00:37:46,956 Which patient of mine says that? 576 00:37:47,023 --> 00:37:48,458 Mine, Elliot. 577 00:37:48,524 --> 00:37:51,127 Your favorite patient of mine? 578 00:37:51,194 --> 00:37:53,329 Oh. 579 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:56,366 He hasn't been in the paper much lately. 580 00:37:56,432 --> 00:37:58,601 You miss that, don't you? 581 00:37:58,668 --> 00:38:01,271 My father was a rabid "Untouchables" fan. 582 00:38:01,337 --> 00:38:03,039 Make of that what you will. 583 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:09,379 What, Elliot? 584 00:38:09,445 --> 00:38:12,015 I ran into Nancy Duggan last week. 585 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,984 - Do you know Nancy? - Vaguely. 586 00:38:15,051 --> 00:38:16,886 She's on staff at Rikers Island, 587 00:38:16,953 --> 00:38:19,589 works with a lot of sociopaths, as you can imagine. 588 00:38:19,656 --> 00:38:23,226 Anyway, she told me something interesting. 589 00:38:23,293 --> 00:38:26,362 A lot of studies about talk therapy 590 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,898 as it relates to sociopaths 591 00:38:28,965 --> 00:38:30,066 and criminals, 592 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:33,603 one of them is The Criminal Personality 593 00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:36,673 conducted by Yochelson at St. Elizabeth's. 594 00:38:36,739 --> 00:38:38,541 Essentially 595 00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:40,443 it concludes 596 00:38:40,510 --> 00:38:42,812 that talk therapy, 597 00:38:42,879 --> 00:38:46,349 while not only being useless with sociopaths, 598 00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:49,052 actually serves to validate them. 599 00:38:50,887 --> 00:38:54,090 Yochelson says they sharpen their skills as conmen 600 00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:57,126 on their therapists. 601 00:38:57,193 --> 00:39:00,363 Crocodile tears, what have you. 602 00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:02,465 Why are you smirking? 603 00:39:02,532 --> 00:39:05,068 - I'm not. - Oh really? 604 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,737 We showed data. 605 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:10,740 The one-year reconviction rates 606 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:13,443 were higher for offenders in therapy 607 00:39:13,509 --> 00:39:16,946 than for those receiving no treatment at all. 608 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:28,124 Uh, some peppers and cheese. 609 00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:30,860 Eh, Gorgonzola, all right? Don't forget. 610 00:39:34,364 --> 00:39:35,431 Whoa whoa! 611 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,000 Sit down. 612 00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:39,369 - Sit down. - Easy easy. 613 00:39:41,771 --> 00:39:44,674 You motherfucker. My fucking daughter? 614 00:39:44,741 --> 00:39:47,543 My fucking daughter, you motherfucker. 615 00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:49,212 My fuckin' daughter! 616 00:39:50,313 --> 00:39:51,981 Hey, want some sambuca with this? 617 00:39:52,048 --> 00:39:54,984 Tony, you're making a big fuckin' mistake here. 618 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,722 How about I put a bullet in your fuckin' head, huh? 619 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:09,899 Don't do it! 620 00:40:16,339 --> 00:40:17,907 You want some? 621 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,325 It's always what you think, isn't it? 622 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,593 It's never how I feel. 623 00:40:39,696 --> 00:40:41,698 Oh, poor you. 624 00:40:41,764 --> 00:40:43,733 It's all your mother's fault, isn't it? 625 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,703 - I didn't say that. - You're a mama's boy. 626 00:40:46,769 --> 00:40:48,671 You're gonna call me names now? 627 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,873 No one is calling anyone any names. 628 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,442 How about my confirmation? 629 00:40:52,508 --> 00:40:54,077 You called me an animal. 630 00:40:54,143 --> 00:40:55,812 I did not! 631 00:40:55,878 --> 00:40:58,081 I was in the garage and you said, 632 00:40:58,147 --> 00:41:01,050 "what kind of animal smokes marijuana at his confirmation?" 633 00:41:01,117 --> 00:41:04,554 He was using illegal drugs in the home. 634 00:41:04,621 --> 00:41:09,125 Did it ever occur to you that i might have been self-medicating? 635 00:41:09,192 --> 00:41:11,127 Give me a break, will you? 636 00:41:12,362 --> 00:41:15,064 And how about second grade? 637 00:41:15,131 --> 00:41:17,834 You made me show up to school in that dorky raincoat. 638 00:41:18,968 --> 00:41:20,737 I got beat up because of it. 639 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:26,542 You would hole up in that room for hours. 640 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:31,114 Because I was never really secure expressing my feelings in that house. 641 00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:33,316 I mean, that's why. 642 00:41:40,056 --> 00:41:43,326 What kind of poem is that to teach college students? 643 00:41:50,767 --> 00:41:52,468 Would you like to tell your parents 644 00:41:52,535 --> 00:41:54,237 what your grandmother said? 645 00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:56,272 My mother? 646 00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:01,978 Grandma... Dad's mom. 647 00:42:02,045 --> 00:42:03,913 What'd she say? 648 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,349 That it's all a big nothing. 649 00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:08,217 What is? 650 00:42:08,284 --> 00:42:10,019 Life. 651 00:42:13,323 --> 00:42:14,958 That was her, all right. 652 00:42:15,024 --> 00:42:17,460 Okay, fine, she said those kinds of things... 653 00:42:17,527 --> 00:42:20,063 She sat up in bed... 654 00:42:20,129 --> 00:42:22,699 When she could hardly move. 655 00:42:22,765 --> 00:42:24,601 She could hardly breathe. 656 00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:30,440 She said in the end that your friends and family let you down, 657 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,109 and that you die in your own arms. 658 00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,811 When was this? 659 00:42:34,877 --> 00:42:36,713 When she was in that nursing home 660 00:42:36,779 --> 00:42:38,281 and you used to make me go see her. 661 00:42:44,654 --> 00:42:47,323 We're not too young to be grandpas. 662 00:42:52,395 --> 00:42:54,397 Ton'? 663 00:42:54,464 --> 00:42:56,833 Carmine Lupertazzi. 664 00:42:56,899 --> 00:42:59,135 - I'll see you later, skip. - All right. 665 00:43:01,271 --> 00:43:02,905 We should have dinner, 666 00:43:02,972 --> 00:43:05,008 you know, Carm, Donna, maybe the kids. 667 00:43:05,074 --> 00:43:06,142 Yeah. 668 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,678 I hear wedding bells are in the air. 669 00:43:14,150 --> 00:43:15,985 You want anything? 670 00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:17,787 No, I'm good. 671 00:43:26,195 --> 00:43:28,965 If there's anything I can do, Tony, for Anthony Jr... 672 00:43:29,032 --> 00:43:31,000 Thank you. 673 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,903 When Alexandra had that bout of anorexia, 674 00:43:33,970 --> 00:43:36,272 we had this terrific psychologist. 675 00:43:36,339 --> 00:43:38,808 She tried to kill herself, your daughter? 676 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,376 No. 677 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:43,012 She had serious problems though, didn't she? 678 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,848 Not really. It's all under control. 679 00:43:48,885 --> 00:43:50,853 So... 680 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,889 The reason Ii'm here 681 00:43:52,956 --> 00:43:54,524 you could probably guess. 682 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,527 What happened at Coco's restaurant. 683 00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:00,964 This alteration you had with him... 684 00:44:01,030 --> 00:44:03,066 You're at the precipice, Tony, 685 00:44:03,132 --> 00:44:05,401 of an enormous crossroad. 686 00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:08,705 Phil's considering shutting down the Hackensack mall project 687 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:10,807 with a plumbing strike as we speak. 688 00:44:10,873 --> 00:44:12,909 Fuck it. Let him. 689 00:44:12,976 --> 00:44:15,411 Easy for you. I have the scaffolding contract. 690 00:44:15,478 --> 00:44:17,380 Oh, is that what this is about, Carmine? 691 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:18,781 What do I owe you? 692 00:44:18,848 --> 00:44:21,951 Come on, huh? You know me better than that. 693 00:44:22,018 --> 00:44:24,621 My daughter, Carmine. My daughter. 694 00:44:25,655 --> 00:44:27,457 You got a little girl. 695 00:44:27,523 --> 00:44:28,992 You almost killed the guy. 696 00:44:29,058 --> 00:44:31,728 I should've killed him. I'd have had total support, 697 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:35,365 - but I held myself back! - You were being prudent. 698 00:44:35,431 --> 00:44:37,133 Fuck that. 699 00:44:40,837 --> 00:44:42,572 I lost it. 700 00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:46,576 Timing couldn't have been worse, but what the fuck? 701 00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:48,478 So you go to Phil, 702 00:44:48,544 --> 00:44:51,014 I go with you, hats in hand, 703 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,282 bended knees. 704 00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:09,198 Why me, huh? 705 00:45:09,265 --> 00:45:11,734 Doesn't every parent make mistakes? 706 00:45:11,801 --> 00:45:14,304 Why not you? 707 00:45:14,370 --> 00:45:16,172 'cause I'm a good guy... 708 00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:17,941 Basically. 709 00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:21,511 I love my family. 710 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:26,616 There's a balance. There's a ying and a yang. 711 00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:28,151 Huh? 712 00:45:33,923 --> 00:45:37,660 You think you know. You think you learned something. 713 00:45:39,462 --> 00:45:41,064 Like when I got shot. 714 00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:43,633 Know what? 715 00:45:46,769 --> 00:45:49,105 All right. 716 00:45:49,172 --> 00:45:53,309 When I was in Las Vegas, I took peyote. 717 00:45:54,644 --> 00:45:57,213 Curiosity, I don't know. 718 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,082 You were searching for something. 719 00:46:01,317 --> 00:46:04,821 Well, I saw some things. Not... 720 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,023 Things, per se, hallucinations, 721 00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:09,092 Roger Corman shit. 722 00:46:09,158 --> 00:46:12,795 - It was kind of disappointing, there wasn't any of that. - What was there? 723 00:46:12,862 --> 00:46:14,731 It's kind of hard to describe. 724 00:46:16,633 --> 00:46:19,202 I mean, you've done it, right? Acid, shit like that. 725 00:46:19,269 --> 00:46:20,703 No. 726 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,312 All I can say is 727 00:46:29,379 --> 00:46:32,915 I saw, for pretty certain, 728 00:46:32,982 --> 00:46:35,118 that this... 729 00:46:35,184 --> 00:46:37,620 everything we see and experience, 730 00:46:37,687 --> 00:46:39,322 is not all there is. 731 00:46:39,389 --> 00:46:41,891 What else is there? 732 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,994 Something else. 733 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:49,432 But that's as far as I'm gonna go with it. 734 00:46:49,499 --> 00:46:52,302 I don't fuckin' know. 735 00:46:52,368 --> 00:46:54,604 Alternate universes? 736 00:46:54,671 --> 00:46:56,539 You gonna be a fuckin' comedian now? 737 00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:58,341 I'm not. 738 00:47:00,543 --> 00:47:01,711 Maybe. 739 00:47:04,013 --> 00:47:06,316 This is gonna sound stupid... 740 00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:11,521 But I saw at one point that our mothers are... 741 00:47:14,590 --> 00:47:17,660 They're bus drivers. 742 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,400 They're... No, they are the bus. 743 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,503 See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. 744 00:47:27,570 --> 00:47:31,207 They drop us off and go on their way. 745 00:47:31,274 --> 00:47:33,176 They continue on their journey. 746 00:47:33,242 --> 00:47:36,546 And the problem is that we keep trying to get back on the bus, 747 00:47:36,613 --> 00:47:39,515 instead of just letting it go. 748 00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:46,055 That's very insightful. 749 00:47:46,122 --> 00:47:48,324 Jesus, don't act so surprised. 750 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:59,269 You know... 751 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:02,438 You have these thoughts, and you almost grab it. 752 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,874 And then... 753 00:48:04,941 --> 00:48:07,243 Pfft. 754 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,917 Butch, how are you? 755 00:48:14,984 --> 00:48:17,954 Phil is not accepting visitors right now. 756 00:48:18,021 --> 00:48:20,056 I just talked to him on the phone, Butchie. 757 00:48:20,123 --> 00:48:21,724 I just talked to him in person. 758 00:48:21,791 --> 00:48:23,526 He ain't seeing nobody. 759 00:48:23,593 --> 00:48:25,395 What's going on, Butch? 760 00:48:25,461 --> 00:48:27,363 I just brokered this thing. 761 00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:29,465 He came here to make a peace offering. 762 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:32,068 A semi-trailer of drills... Makitas. 763 00:48:32,135 --> 00:48:34,604 We don't want your fuckin' drills. 764 00:48:34,671 --> 00:48:36,172 Fuck it. 765 00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:37,874 Let's go. 766 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,758 That's right, cocksucker! 767 00:48:55,825 --> 00:48:58,361 - Go back to New Jersey! - Phil, what are you doin'? 768 00:48:58,428 --> 00:49:01,097 Take that piece of shit and get off my stoop. 769 00:49:01,164 --> 00:49:03,199 But we just talked about this. 770 00:49:03,266 --> 00:49:05,168 Well, cooler heads prevailed. 771 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:08,237 - Uncle Philly! - Uncle Philly my ass. 772 00:49:08,304 --> 00:49:10,840 Will you just come down so we can discuss this? 773 00:49:10,907 --> 00:49:13,543 There's nothing left to discuss, Carmine. 774 00:49:17,647 --> 00:49:19,349 I don't understand. 775 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,417 Why is he like this? 776 00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:29,993 Hey, it's Sleeping Beauty. 777 00:49:30,059 --> 00:49:31,527 I didn't sleep a wink. 778 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:33,563 I know, we've been waiting for you. 779 00:49:33,630 --> 00:49:35,365 We have the chess set all ready. 780 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:38,301 - He cheats. - Hello, honest Abe? 781 00:49:38,368 --> 00:49:41,237 - Whatever. - We just haven't played for so long. 782 00:49:41,304 --> 00:49:43,506 I know, I just got all this stress at work. 783 00:49:43,573 --> 00:49:45,508 It's cool, it happens to a lot of people. 784 00:49:45,575 --> 00:49:47,577 - Really? - Absolutely. 785 00:49:47,644 --> 00:49:49,912 More than half of adults report experiencing 786 00:49:49,979 --> 00:49:52,515 some kind of insomnia at least a few nights a week. 787 00:49:52,582 --> 00:49:54,817 We just want you back. 788 00:49:54,884 --> 00:49:56,853 - Thanks, guys. - When you can't sleep... 789 00:50:09,866 --> 00:50:11,935 No food in the unit, sir.