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Hey, fellas! Fellas!

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You wanna know what time
I woke up this morning?

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- What time?
- Around six-seven!

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Six-seven!

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Oh, hey, Annie. Ladies.

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Did you guys do your
homework last night?

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I tried to, but I got stuck
on problems six and seven!

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Six-seven!

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Hey, Eric!

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I know, Butters. I
know. Don't do it to me.

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- It's too funny.
- But I just did a six-seven

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with Annie and Megan at the same time!

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Yeah, five minutes
ago I snuck up on Wendy

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and totally six-seven'd
her from behind.

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- Wow!
- Hey, Scott.

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How's your diabetes, man?

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- My diabetes?
- Yeah, what's your A1C at?

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6.7.

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Six-seven!

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Oh, my God.

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So fucking funny.

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All right, everyone, listen up.

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I've gotten a lot of reports
of disruptions in the classroom

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and some satanic
numerology shit going on.

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So I want to remind you this
is a Power Christian school,

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and I am a Power Christian Principal,

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and we will be PC!

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So now I want you to hear from someone

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who is the highest authority
on Biblical prophecies.

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This person is an absolute
expert on the end of days

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and the coming of the Antichrist.

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Please welcome Mr. Pete Thiel.

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Hello, kids, I'm Peter Thiel,
and I'm here to talk to you

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about the Antichrist!

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Okay, so first, what is the Antichrist?

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The Antichrist is a newer,
more human form of Satan

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that will soon walk the Earth.

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We don't know how soon
it will walk the Earth,

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but it could be within the
next six to seven weeks.

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Six-seven!

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Uh, kay.

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Uh, you see, Satan was a fallen angel

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and God punished him,

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and to make sure that Satan
could never have offspring,

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the Lord God did shrink Satan's asshole

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to the size of a tiny, little pinhole

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so nothing could ever penetrate
and ejaculate inside of it.

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So Satan could never
have a butt baby until

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along came Mr. Donald Trunp,

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whose penis is so teeny, teeny tiny

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it could actually fit
in Satan's asshole.

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How small is Donald Trump's penis?

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Somewhere between six
and seven centimeters.

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Six-seven!

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Hey, look, this is
very important, people.

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Okay, the Antichrist is coming.

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The Bible refers to the
eagle, which refers to America,

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the fourth seal broken,
and hell coming to Earth.

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It's right here in Revelations 6...

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six-seven.

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Six-seven!

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Good, and breathe in through your nose.

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And out through your mouth.

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In... two, three four.

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And exhale... two, three, four.

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Good. Let your shoulders soften.

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Let your jaw relax.

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Now gentle pressure on the
hips as your partner exhales.

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Good.

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This is so boring!

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How about you shut up and do your job?

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Ah, come on, Satan!

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How about we just go home and fuck?

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We haven't had sex in forever.

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That's because it's bad for the baby.

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Yeah, but fuck the baby. This is stupid!

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Did you just say "fuck the baby"?

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Hey, relax, guy.

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I didn't mean like really fuck the baby!

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No, you know what? You can just go home.

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I'll finish this myself.

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You can go home and
jack off if you want.

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Perfect.

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Hello, boss!

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Ah! Shit!

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Good news, boss,

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we just shut down
another abortion clinic.

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Oh, yeah, great. That's great.

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Yes, boss.

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You've made all the Christians so happy.

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Of course, there is
still one more clinic

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that will still perform abortions

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right here in town.

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- There is?
- Oh, yes.

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How unfortunate that some babies

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will not be able to be born.

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As Christians, we can't
allow this to continue.

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Perhaps you should go speak

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with this abortion doctor personally.

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Yeah. Yeah!

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Come in.

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PC Principal, do you have a minute?

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Sure, Jesus. What do you need?

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I'm starting to wonder
if I really fit in here.

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Course you fit in.

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This school's been a
cesspool of heathen left-wing

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little bitches, and only our
faith is gonna set them right.

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Could I ask exactly

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what branch of Christianity are you?

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The kind that loves his country

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and doesn't tolerate any fucking fags.

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Yeah, see, I-I really
think I don't belong here.

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Look, I understand
it's a tough transition.

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You know, the vice principal here

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had the same conflict as you,
but she's really come around.

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The vice principal? Your wife?

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That's right.

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Can you send in Strong
Christian Woman, please?

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She was saying this wasn't
the place for her anymore,

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but just this last weekend,
she converted to Christianity.

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You wanted to see me?

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Yeah, Strong Christian Woman,
I was just telling Jesus

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here about our faith.

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Oh, yes, it's been such a blessing.

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She converted on Saturday.
What do you think, huh?

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You ever seen a more Christian
chick in your fucking life?

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Never.

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Look, I know it's a hard adjustment,

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but just stick with it,

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and you're gonna fit in
here just fine, Jesus.

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Everything go good at
school today, honey?

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Yep, yep. School was good.

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School was pretty good.

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Is everything okay, honey?

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Yeah. Everything's fine. It's fine.

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Mom? Uh, could I...
could I ask you something?

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Sure, Eric.

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Do you know, um...

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do you know on average,

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um, at what age kids
lose their baby teeth?

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Oh, I'm not sure, Eric.

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I guess usually around six, seven?

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Okay.

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Eric, what?

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No, nothing. Nothing. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I was just, uh... I was just, um...

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I was just thinking about
your menstrual cycle.

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My menstrual cycle?

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Yeah, I was just wondering

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when you actual menstruate, Mom.

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Like, roughly, how many
days does that last?

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Well, Eric, it's usually around

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six to seven days that a woman...

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Oh. Oh.

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Eric? Sweetie?

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Eric, what is going on?
This keeps happening.

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Mom, Mom, you gotta tell me something.

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Of course, honey.

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Roughly how many nights...

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have I been throwing up at dinner?

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I-I don't know, Eric.

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It's probably been
six or seven nights...

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Hey, Jesus, get your stuff, man.

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- We're going out for drinks.
- What?

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Look, I know it's been hard for you

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trying to adjust here and everything,

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so the wife and I were talking

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and we found a nice Christian lady

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we're gonna set you up with.

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Oh, I don't think so. Thanks, but...

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Oh, come on, man. She's
a really great woman,

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and she just converted to Christianity.

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My wife met her at the same
place that she became Christian.

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So then I was like, "You know what?

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I need a new direction in my life.

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It's like I just got so sick
of everyone being such a pussy

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all the time, and all this woke garbage

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and women trying to be men.

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So I just started reading
the Bible, you know?

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I mean, I didn't
actually read the Bible,

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but I listened to a lot of podcasts.

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And once I went through
my transition, I was like,

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"This is great,"

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only now, guys are always
checking out my Christianity.

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Sorry, could you all excuse me?

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I need to go to the bathroom.

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Sure thing, Jesus.

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He seems nice.

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Miss Davidson?

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Miss Coco Slutty Davidson?

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Oh, yeah, that's me!

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I'm Coco Slutty Davidson.

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I'm just here to get an abortion.

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The doctor's right in here... ma'am.

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Hey, doc!

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All right, listen,

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I need you to perform an
abortion, but it's not for me.

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It's for my partner.

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And you can't tell anyone,

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not even my partner.

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How am I supposed to do that?

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Well, you're gonna come with me, see,

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and we're gonna sneak into my house,

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and you're gonna suck that thing
out while everyone's asleep.

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You house wouldn't happen
to be white, would it?

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Hey! How do you know that?

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Look, Mr. President, I've seen the news.

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If you got Satan pregnant,
that's your responsibility.

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Well, it's your responsibility now!

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Or else I'll sue you, how about that?

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Even if I wanted to help you, sir,

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I have no idea how
to perform an abortion

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on the offspring of Satan.

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To do that, you'd need some
kind of expert on the Antichrist.

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All right, listen,

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you people have a very
serious problem here.

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Your students appear to
be in some kind of cult

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involving the numbers six and seven.

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All right, so what should we do?

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I'm going to need access to all
your school's private data...

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school records, health
records, and of course,

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all security cameras.

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Oh, no, look, I don't
think we need it...

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Is this really what we've come to?

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Freely handing people's
personal data over

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to some tech billionaire
preaching shit about the Bible?

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You got a problem with Jesus, bro?

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Come on, man, you became a
Christian like three months ago.

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Yeah, I've got fucking faith, dude!

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What do you have, you little bitch?

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You wanna throw down, bro?

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Okay, hey, hey, hey...

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You wanna see what it
feels like to talk shit

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about Christians, dude?

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I'll kick your heathen ass, bro!

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All right, just try to be still, Eric.

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Doctor, could I ask a question?

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Of course.

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About how long...

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do you need me to be still?

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Just about ten seconds, Eric.

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Okay.

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So how long now?

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Just another six, seven seconds, Eric...

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I'm sorry, Mrs. Cartman,
but we can't pinpoint

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the source of his illness.

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If he continues to
vomit this much daily,

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I'm afraid it could be life threatening.

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But, doctor,

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if I'm not able to keep any food down,

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roughly how long would it take...

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roughly how long would it
take for the human body to die?

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Eric, I'm gonna be very honest with you.

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Without sufficient nutrients,

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the body shuts down
after six to seven weeks.

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Excuse me, that's my computer.

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Yes. And your computer
has all the personal data

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- of the students here.
- It's okay, Jesus,

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Peter Thiel knows what he's doing.

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I've downloaded all the
students' information

262
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and loaded them into an
AI face detection program

263
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so the school's security cameras
can watch their every move.

264
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Now look.

265
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Two students passing
each other in the hallway.

266
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They give each other
the sign... six, seven.

267
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Exactly 67 seconds later,

268
00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:12,035
this odd parka-wearing
child makes the same gesture.

269
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And then inside the girls bathroom,

270
00:13:14,714 --> 00:13:17,107
two girls doing the same thing.

271
00:13:17,108 --> 00:13:20,546
Wait, why is there a camera
inside the girls bathroom?

272
00:13:20,557 --> 00:13:22,951
To stop the Antichrist.

273
00:13:22,962 --> 00:13:25,007
Now I'm following the
lead on this girl here.

274
00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:28,260
She went home to 67 Mala Vista Drive.

275
00:13:28,271 --> 00:13:30,099
Going through her
family's medical records,

276
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,721
I found that her father
has testicular cancer

277
00:13:32,848 --> 00:13:36,765
and 67 days ago, had
one testicle removed.

278
00:13:36,904 --> 00:13:39,298
That really feels like
none of our business.

279
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,954
I don't know how I'm supposed to work

280
00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:43,315
with Nosy Nancy peering over
my shoulder all the time.

281
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Jesus, let's you and me
have a quick chin wiggle

282
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out in the hall.

283
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,032
I'm getting close.

284
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,003
I almost have the key to
stop it from happening.

285
00:14:00,946 --> 00:14:03,339
We are running out of time, Mr. Thiel.

286
00:14:03,546 --> 00:14:05,982
The Antichrist is coming.

287
00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:10,291
Satan is shopping for
baby strollers as we speak.

288
00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:12,890
If I'm going to learn
what these numbers mean,

289
00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:15,904
I'm going to need access to
every government database.

290
00:14:16,472 --> 00:14:18,822
You will have it, Mr. Thiel.

291
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:21,399
Nothing is more
important than making sure

292
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:24,804
this baby is not born.

293
00:14:30,963 --> 00:14:33,487
Look, man, I know it's tough,

294
00:14:33,576 --> 00:14:35,533
but you gotta understand
that drastic times

295
00:14:35,534 --> 00:14:38,014
call for drastic measures.

296
00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:41,714
I just don't feel good about
treating people this way.

297
00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:44,424
I think the most important
thing still has to be loving

298
00:14:44,587 --> 00:14:46,153
and respecting each other.

299
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:50,157
All right, man, I need
to ask you something

300
00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:52,290
and I need you to tell me the truth.

301
00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:54,347
Are you a fag?

302
00:14:54,358 --> 00:14:55,882
No. That has nothing to
do with it. It just...

303
00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:57,403
Are you fucking sure?

304
00:14:57,414 --> 00:15:00,111
I'm just trying to say that
I'm really confused right now.

305
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,889
Okay, but confused like you
don't know if you're attracted

306
00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:03,705
to dudes, or like what?

307
00:15:03,716 --> 00:15:07,894
Like how we can just change
everything about who we are.

308
00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:09,470
I think you still just don't understand

309
00:15:09,481 --> 00:15:12,093
what Christians today are about.

310
00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:17,078
Come on. There's someone
I think you should talk to.

311
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,525
Oh, yes, the Antichrist!

312
00:15:18,595 --> 00:15:21,293
I've listened to a lot
of podcasts about that.

313
00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:23,696
Everyone keeps saying how
the Antichrist is coming,

314
00:15:23,707 --> 00:15:25,273
but I'm like "He already did!

315
00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:27,756
I was married to him in 2018!"

316
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:29,726
But seriously, if he saw
how Christian I was now,

317
00:15:29,891 --> 00:15:31,675
he'd probably shit his pants.

318
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,654
Don't be jealous.

319
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,363
He's so funny.

320
00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:48,825
Hey.

321
00:15:48,953 --> 00:15:50,955
Hey, Satan.

322
00:16:01,881 --> 00:16:03,927
- Hello, boss.
- Ah! Fuck! Shit!

323
00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:05,667
Oh, sorry, boss.

324
00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:07,843
I did not know Satan was sleeping.

325
00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:09,801
Yeah, that's all he ever does anymore.

326
00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:11,350
Poor boss.

327
00:16:11,407 --> 00:16:13,888
If you're going to jack off,
shall I fetch your cum rag?

328
00:16:14,242 --> 00:16:15,939
Hey! I wasn't jacking off!

329
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:17,099
Sure thing, boss.

330
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,937
I'll go get your cum rag.

331
00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:27,343
What is taking you so long?

332
00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:29,585
I'm very close to finding
the secret of the numbers.

333
00:16:29,692 --> 00:16:31,649
I've narrowed it down to one little boy

334
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,477
who seems more possessed
than the others.

335
00:16:33,478 --> 00:16:34,958
Then deal with him,

336
00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:36,835
and keep it quiet.

337
00:16:36,846 --> 00:16:39,457
Nobody can know that
we are working together.

338
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,529
When I become president,

339
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:45,273
I will give you full
access to everyone's data.

340
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:47,536
I've already spoken with the mother,

341
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:50,942
and I'm on my way now to face the child.

342
00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:19,306
Is your son home?

343
00:17:19,307 --> 00:17:21,525
Yes, Mr. Thiel.

344
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,487
He's right upstairs.

345
00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:45,496
Eric, I'm Peter Thiel.

346
00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:47,726
I'm here to help our country.

347
00:17:48,162 --> 00:17:49,641
Uh, okay.

348
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:51,538
I came to see you...

349
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:54,993
in an Uber, Eric.

350
00:17:58,835 --> 00:18:01,794
Would you like to know how
long it took me to get here?

351
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:05,308
How long?

352
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,035
It took...

353
00:18:07,237 --> 00:18:08,716
around six or seven
minutes. I'm not really...

354
00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:15,144
No way! No way!

355
00:18:17,466 --> 00:18:20,121
You know, they're all just
a bunch of libtards anyways.

356
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,381
I know what's up. I listen to podcasts.

357
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,673
You wanna know who I
think the Antichrist is?

358
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:25,911
Greta Thunberg.

359
00:18:25,922 --> 00:18:27,967
With her stupid haircut
and her dumb bangs.

360
00:18:28,239 --> 00:18:30,415
Someone should yank out
whatever's up her ass.

361
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,605
I can't.

362
00:18:33,616 --> 00:18:35,748
I just can't!

363
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,174
Everything all right, bud?

364
00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:45,578
No, everything's not all right!

365
00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:47,417
I don't know what I'm doing here!

366
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:50,266
You're trying to get
with the program, bro!

367
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,138
Peggy Rockbottom is
a hot Christian girl,

368
00:18:52,139 --> 00:18:54,053
now stop acting gay!

369
00:18:54,064 --> 00:18:56,500
Look, I don't know what
you think Christianity is,

370
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:59,188
but it has nothing to do with that.

371
00:18:59,297 --> 00:19:00,503
What are you saying?

372
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,647
I'm saying that you and
a lot of other people

373
00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:05,486
seem to have a very warped
sense of what Christianity is.

374
00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:07,458
Are you questioning my faith?

375
00:19:07,589 --> 00:19:09,372
You wanna fucking go?

376
00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:11,525
No, I don't want to fucking go.

377
00:19:11,536 --> 00:19:14,016
- You got a problem, bro?
- No, I don't have a problem.

378
00:19:14,161 --> 00:19:16,031
You actually have a problem.

379
00:19:16,032 --> 00:19:17,555
You need a way to bully people

380
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:19,132
and you're using the Bible to do it.

381
00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:24,761
You like that? Yeah! You want some more?

382
00:19:27,278 --> 00:19:29,192
I'm not gonna fight you!

383
00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:31,684
Damn right you won't, 'cause
you're a gay little pussy!

384
00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:35,244
Yeah, don't come back!

385
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:37,518
You're gonna get some more, bitch!

386
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,438
Tell me what it means!

387
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,887
The Lord labored six days

388
00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:47,455
and on the seventh, He rested!

389
00:19:50,284 --> 00:19:53,025
You will tell me the significance!

390
00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:57,575
There's nothing more I can do here.

391
00:19:57,586 --> 00:20:00,414
I have to take him to Washington D.C.

392
00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:04,080
Washington? Oh, no, he can't travel now.

393
00:20:04,091 --> 00:20:05,787
He's very sick.

394
00:20:05,908 --> 00:20:09,912
Your son is the key to saving
our country, Ms. Cartman.

395
00:20:09,923 --> 00:20:12,622
Everything we hold dear could end.

396
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:15,027
We have to unlock the secrets he holds,

397
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,561
no matter what it takes.

398
00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:29,773
Fuck yeah, Jesus!

399
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,340
Let's fucking go, bro!

400
00:21:41,351 --> 00:21:43,604
Yes, baby! Yes!

401
00:22:02,707 --> 00:22:07,707
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