1 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,480 Hello, sir. My name is Red, 2 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:48,265 and I go to South Park Elementary. 3 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,049 Would you like to sign my petition? 4 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,094 Why sure, little girl. 5 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,574 What's your petition for? 6 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:54,924 It's to try and get everyone to smell my farts. 7 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,495 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here? 8 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,323 Oh, wow, Santa Claus! 9 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,107 You've been a bad girl, Red, 10 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:06,153 so I'm gonna piss in your face now. 11 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:08,719 Oh, no, you better not, Santa! 12 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,505 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 13 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:11,505 - Ew! - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 14 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,988 See? 15 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:19,427 And then Santa Claus pisses in her face! 16 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:22,734 There, now you smell like Santa's piss. 17 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,562 Wow, that looks pretty real. 18 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:25,607 Hey, fellas! 19 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:26,956 Fellas, check this out! 20 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,958 Me and Kenny made a generative AI video 21 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,829 of Red getting pissed on by Santa Claus. 22 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,180 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 23 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,833 Aw, dude. 24 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,053 It's really easy, you can make the videos online. 25 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,749 We made one of Red eating dog shit, 26 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,577 and one of Red barfing up tampons. 27 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:42,013 Dude, that's not cool. 28 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,190 Yeah, why would you guys do this to her? 29 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,584 'Cause Red's a bitch! She totally used me. 30 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:50,371 Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu. 31 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,024 That bitch deserves it. 32 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,331 You shouldn't be using AI to make revenge porn, Butters. 33 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,811 That's gonna totally backfire. 34 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,464 Ah, what's gonna happen? 35 00:01:57,465 --> 00:02:01,251 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 36 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,600 That little shit! Ho, ho, ho, ho! 37 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,081 That little shit! 38 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,430 It's already all over the school. 39 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,215 Butters is trying to humiliate you. 40 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,824 What the hell did I do to him? 41 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,783 Well, you did kind of use him. 42 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,393 I didn't use him. 43 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,309 He wanted to buy me a Labubu. 44 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:16,788 You should go tell the principal, Red. 45 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,615 They said if anyone made these kind of videos 46 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,749 of other students, they'd call the police. 47 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,491 I don't need to tell the principal. 48 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,405 There's gonna be a big assembly this afternoon. 49 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,799 I'll get Butters back myself. 50 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,239 All right, everyone, listen up. 51 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,328 As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void 52 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,459 of common sense by the woke radical left. 53 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:39,420 And so today's topic is about having some pride 54 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,986 in America's heritage! 55 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,597 Pay attention. 56 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,861 America. 57 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:48,254 It was built on a dream. 58 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:52,476 An idea that almost all people should be free. 59 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,871 When our forefathers first came to this great nation, 60 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,046 they—-in the— - Mayflower— 61 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,220 Plymouth— 62 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:06,664 Well, hey, everybody! 63 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,057 It's me, Butters. 64 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,929 And this is my friend, Totoro. 65 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,626 And you know what I'm gonna do? 66 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,280 I'm gonna fuck him. 67 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,152 Yep, that's right, I'm Butters, 68 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,763 and I'm gonna have sex with Totoro right now. 69 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,765 Oh! Oh. 70 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,030 Whoa! 71 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,989 Oh, you bitch! 72 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,992 What the hell is this? 73 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,427 I told him. 74 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:37,347 All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight. 75 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:41,003 You say the government... took your child? 76 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,179 Eric was very sick. 77 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,441 The doctor said he only had 78 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,530 another six or seven weeks to live. 79 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,139 And these people said they could help him 80 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,316 if they took him to Washington. 81 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,319 And they didn't invite you to go alone? 82 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,928 Seems a little farfetched. 83 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,539 It was all so confusing. 84 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,108 They said it was about national security. 85 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,892 I've been getting updates and emails, 86 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,547 but I don't even know what to believe anymore. 87 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,113 Detective Harris, sir, 88 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:06,768 we need to get down to the school right away. 89 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:07,942 What's the matter? 90 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:09,378 There's a young boy there, sir. 91 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,511 Appears he's been molested by Totoro. 92 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,775 Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman. 93 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,559 We'll look into it for you when we can. 94 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,780 But what about Eric? 95 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:28,006 All right, kid, you wanna tell me what happened? 96 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:30,747 I don't know nuttin'! 97 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:33,011 We've seen the video, kid. 98 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:36,276 How long have you and Totoro been sexually active? 99 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,059 What? 100 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,409 I don't know nuttin'! 101 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,412 Look, that forest-dwelling piece of shit 102 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,718 is just gonna keep doing this to kids 103 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,241 unless you talk to us. 104 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,025 I wanna know where you met Totoro, 105 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,811 and I want a description of his penis. 106 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,508 Sir, you better come take a look at this. 107 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,161 What is it? 108 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,206 There's another young student here at this school 109 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:58,210 that appears to have just been raped by Popeye. 110 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,560 Popeye? That son of a bitch! 111 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,649 I don't know nuttin'! 112 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,172 Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. 113 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,957 Oh-ho, whoa! Yuck... 114 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,829 Jesus Christ. 115 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,439 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, oh... 116 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,181 Oh, my God! What the hell is going on here? 117 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,966 We think Totoro and Popeye might somehow 118 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,969 be working together, sir. 119 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:20,276 This all has to be connected. 120 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,844 A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy— 121 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,760 South Park's going to shit right before our eyes. 122 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,631 Sir? 123 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:30,199 There's something very wrong going on here, Mitch, 124 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,636 and I'm gonna find out what. 125 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,788 Boss, 126 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,181 please don't be mad at me. 127 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,227 Everything I did... 128 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,836 I did for you. 129 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:02,057 You were manipulating me. 130 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,232 This whole time, you've been trying to get me 131 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,929 to get rid of Satan's baby. 132 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:09,673 Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss. 133 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:17,245 I was just trying to help you. 134 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:19,814 I would do anything for you. 135 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,424 You... 136 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,991 are the greatest boss 137 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,646 I ever had. 138 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:31,041 And I just want you to be happy. 139 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,826 Of course I don't want the baby, 140 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,916 but everyone's so excited. 141 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,396 I can't get out of it. 142 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,050 I have a guy, boss. 143 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:44,404 He's in Colorado right now. 144 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:48,624 He is an expert in all of this. 145 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:55,545 Nobody's here to embarrass you, all right son? 146 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:59,635 We just wanna know what happened between you and Popeye. 147 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,161 You can't tell 'em the girls did it to you 148 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,248 'cause you helped me or they're gonna know 149 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:05,729 we did it to them first! 150 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,166 We don't know nothing! 151 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,907 Did Totoro tell you to say that? 152 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:12,736 You don't need to protect these scumbags. 153 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,346 Sir, there's a Studio Ghibli here 154 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:16,653 that wants to talk to the kid. 155 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,567 What's s Studio Ghibli? 156 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:21,702 Some Japanese guys, say they represent Totoro. 157 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:22,876 You! 158 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,095 You fuck Totoro! 159 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:29,884 Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP! 160 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,363 Ah, Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh? 161 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:35,454 It takes hundreds of artists 162 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,717 three years to make Totoro! 163 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,675 And in two minutes 164 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,461 you spit out you shit 165 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,201 and fuck Totoro! 166 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,899 Studio Ghibli no sakuhin! 167 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,943 What? 168 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:52,776 All right, I can't understand a word anyone here is saying. 169 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,342 You stop! 170 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:57,302 This is a "shi-shu" and "deshishto!" 171 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,174 "Shi-shu" and "deshishto!" 172 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,871 Mitch, get 'em outta here! 173 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,439 Shimatta! 174 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,573 Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta! 175 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:10,750 You cannot just do whatever you want 176 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:15,277 with someone else's IP! 177 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,453 Yo, what's up, Mom? It's your boy, Eric, 178 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,194 live from Washington, D.C. Day one, baby. 179 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,238 Look, that's a big pointy thing— 180 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,457 uh, the Washington Monument. 181 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,849 Whole reflection pool's right there. 182 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:23,719 It's like a giant bathtub, but with ducks. 183 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,026 Everything's great. Promise. 184 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,680 Hey, Mom, it's me. Just want you to know 185 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,986 I am totally safe and in no danger whatsoever. 186 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,205 Dude, there's a castle at the end of the street 187 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,162 and everyone smells like popcorn. 188 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:33,904 This is unreal, forever. 189 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,427 Just want to let everyone know I'm safe and sound. 190 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,386 No, kitty, that's my pot pie! 191 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,779 I love Cheesy Poofs and— 192 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:39,953 Rawr! Respect my authority! Bye! 193 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,302 Oh, Eric, 194 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,783 Mommy misses you. 195 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,440 "A boy from South Park 196 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,618 "tells his mom he's doing good 197 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,968 and he'll be home soon." 198 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,230 Hey, dude, fuck you. 199 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,970 That is totally not cool, what you're doing. 200 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,539 "The boy is fat 201 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:03,629 and authoritative." 202 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,631 Hey, Mom, things are good here. 203 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,022 I love Cheesy Poofs! 204 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,415 I'm just stoked to be feeling better, 205 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,939 and I'll be home soon. Respect my authority! 206 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,245 Bro, everyone's gonna know that's not really me. 207 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,639 I haven't even talked about Cheesy Poofs 208 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:13,769 in, like, five years. 209 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,250 You shut up! 210 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,251 We'll be going to Washington soon, 211 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:18,819 and then you're gonna help me 212 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,995 stop the antichrist from being born. 213 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:24,563 And we're gonna save the world. 214 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,477 Not for free, dude! 215 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:29,307 If you wanna use me, then you gotta pay a motherfucker. 216 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,092 You don't get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit 217 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,484 that I would normally never do. 218 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:36,009 It's the world you live in, kid. 219 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:40,449 Anyone can make you do anything they want. 220 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,190 No, kitty, that's my authority! 221 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,583 Pot pie! 222 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:58,075 I word really hard. You know? 223 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:02,384 I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, guy. 224 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,821 Of course you do, boss. 225 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,736 This baby is too much for you. 226 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,610 I tried abortion clinics, Plan B, 227 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,916 but this baby just won't die! 228 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:16,703 And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us, boss. 229 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,966 Only he can stop the antichrist. 230 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:23,099 If we bring him here, to Washington, then we can— 231 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,448 What are you guys doing? 232 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,712 Hey, relax, guy! 233 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,106 We're having an important meeting! 234 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,891 What are you talking about? 235 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,719 It's government stuff, Satan. 236 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,678 OK, so I guess I'm going to the pediatrician 237 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,287 by myself again. 238 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,463 Hey, relax, guy! 239 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,335 We have to do this. 240 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,859 You're such a piece of shit. 241 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,733 You see? Always bitching at me. 242 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,301 I should be treated better than that. 243 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,695 Yes, boss, you should. 244 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,785 That's why you need to trust me. 245 00:10:55,916 --> 00:11:00,136 Nobody feels for you the way that I do. 246 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,791 Nobody, boss. 247 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,895 Hey, Red, can we talk to you? 248 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,331 Sure, Kyle. 249 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,945 I'm here to help Butters try to call a truce. 250 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,772 What kind of truce? 251 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,514 It's just all this Sora stuff is kinda getting out of hand. 252 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,906 I know Butters started it, 253 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,213 so then you guys made one of him, 254 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,258 but then you guys made one of Kenny, 255 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,348 and I just think we all need to respect each other more. 256 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,349 You know what? You're right, Kyle. 257 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,960 You're really a smart guy. 258 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,528 Thanks, Red. I feel like a smart guy. 259 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,140 It's 'cause I'm a Jew. 260 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,230 Excuse me, is your name Kyle? 261 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,145 Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog! 262 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,928 Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I'm Kyle. 263 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,670 You know what? 264 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,238 I'm gonna take a shit in your mouth. 265 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,283 Oh, no, Droopy Dog, don't shit in my mouth! 266 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328 Bad dog! 267 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,243 Here it comes. 268 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,856 You like that, you dumb Jew? 269 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,424 - Dude, what the hell? - You see? 270 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,992 The girls did one about you now. 271 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,644 What the hell did I do? 272 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,256 It don't matter, I told you! 273 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,083 Red's just a bitch. 274 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,827 You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth? 275 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785 I mean, you got to admit it's pretty impressive. 276 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,265 It looks really real. 277 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,006 It's not impressive! It's fucked up. 278 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,529 How is this even legal? 279 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,052 Nothing's sacred, Kyle. 280 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,402 All you can do is fight fire with fire. 281 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,056 Well, then let's see how Red likes it 282 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841 when we make one of her and Bluey. 283 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,015 Yeah! 284 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,677 We've had 12 new cases in the past 14 hours, 285 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,855 and you're telling me we can't get one kid to testify? 286 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,683 None of the kids will talk, sir. 287 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,121 We're running out of time here, people. 288 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,340 These predators are all gonna start lawyering up 289 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,602 like Totoro did. 290 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,822 We're not lawyer! 291 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,477 Studio Ghibli make Totoro 292 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,914 with pencil and paint, 293 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:10,528 not by typing sentence on stupid Sora app! 294 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,705 Nobody can understand anything you're saying, 295 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:17,230 so I don't know what to tell you, buddy. 296 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,275 We're just getting no cooperation. 297 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,495 Every kid we interview, we get the same thing. 298 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,890 "That's not me. Someone else did that." 299 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,066 That's the South Park we're living in, Mitch. 300 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,503 Kids won't talk to a cop, 301 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,636 but they'll do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do. 302 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,464 That's it. 303 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,467 We gotta go undercover as a couple of these predators 304 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,644 and gain a little kid's trust. 305 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,478 Yeah. What's going on? 306 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,480 Everything is OK. 307 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,961 We have Trump's approval now. 308 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,834 The president knows of our plans? 309 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,096 Yes. 310 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,142 He and I are on the same page. 311 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,491 What's he say? 312 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,928 But we cannot proceed just yet. 313 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,539 Can you keep the child on ice a little longer? 314 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,411 No problem—with Sora 2, 315 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,849 I can make the South Park kid do just about anything. 316 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,851 Dude, fuck you. 317 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,504 That is so lame. 318 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:25,386 But boss, what about Satan? 319 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:43,883 Oh, boss, it's so big. 320 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,505 Oh, boss! 321 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,898 Boss! 322 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,685 Yes, boss! 323 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:16,610 How much longer we gotta do this shit, Mitch? 324 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,787 You remember when things made sense? 325 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,355 You put your time in. You did the work. 326 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,401 But now this stuff we're seeing, 327 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,665 it's like someone shook the snow globe and said, 328 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,798 "Here you go, make sense of this." 329 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:33,019 I don't understand it much either, sir. 330 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:36,369 Maybe we're just too old. 331 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,808 We used to go after normal criminals. 332 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:43,637 But now the criminals have faces that can just start 333 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:47,381 turning into oranges that eat other oranges. 334 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,905 That's when you realize 335 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,996 maybe the job doesn't need you anymore. 336 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,738 Hey, look. Kid's coming out. 337 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,828 Let's do this. 338 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,395 Hey there, little girl. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle. 339 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,397 You looking for a good time? 340 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,845 The South Park Police Department had to go undercover 341 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:20,021 in order to finally get to the truth in this case. 342 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,632 And what the evidence will show 343 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,199 is that an innocent girl was humiliated 344 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,115 by the actions of these boys. 345 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,989 All right, little girl, you say the boys just used you. 346 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773 Is that right? 347 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,383 That's right. 348 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,689 They made me do things I would normally never do. 349 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:39,214 Exactly what kinds of things? 350 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,261 They made me go to the bathroom 351 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,960 in a very, very bad place. 352 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,221 And did the suspects offer you 353 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,658 any kind of compensation? 354 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,879 I didn't make one cent! 355 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,666 What the hell is going on? 356 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,016 They're turning the kids into the victims? 357 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,887 This whole thing stinks! 358 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,977 Why don't you go fuck yourself, Bluey? 359 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,980 Order! Order! 360 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,069 My client has been misrepresented, 361 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071 and these boys are going to jail! 362 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,855 It wasn't their fault, all right? 363 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,509 It's all my fault! 364 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,556 This all started with me, 365 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,948 because my heart was broken. 366 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:20,300 I made the first videos using Sora 2. 367 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,909 I saw the ones Eric Cartman made 368 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,651 to get out of going to school, and I thought 369 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132 I could make these about Red 'cause the bitch deserves it. 370 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,785 But it was just me. 371 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,312 Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos 372 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096 are all being created by someone 373 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,881 to distort the truth? 374 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,752 That's gotta be Totoro! 375 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,711 Trace the IP address, and let's get the son of a bitch! 376 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,544 Ah! 377 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,853 Freeze! 378 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,595 We got the kid, sir. 379 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,074 You're making a big mistake. 380 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,337 I have powerful connections. 381 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,774 Oh, I know you do. 382 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,558 But no magical Catbus is gonna 383 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,343 whisk you away from justice this time. 384 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,128 Mom! 385 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,521 Oh, Eric, you're safe! 386 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,566 How the hell did it take you this long 387 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,395 to figure out those videos of me were fake? 388 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,962 Oh, well, they looked so real, sweetie. 389 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:18,575 When is the last time I even ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch? 390 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,055 Get him out of here. 391 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,667 Lock him up with the Japanese lawyers. 392 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,800 Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community 393 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,890 of online rapists called Sora 2. 394 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,673 Great job, sir. 395 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,590 Detective Harris, you better take a look at this. 396 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,591 This guy didn't just make videos. 397 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,115 He also has surveillance equipment 398 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,639 all over the White House. 399 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,596 - White House? - Yeah. 400 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,381 He's got this video of the president 401 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,948 in the Lincoln Bedroom. 402 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,949 Oh, boss! 403 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,300 Boss! 404 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,605 Jesus Christ. Yes, boss! 405 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,565 Yes, boss! 406 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,394 Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here? 407 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,873 Oh, boy. 408 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,921 When Fox News sees this, they are not gonna be happy. 409 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:05,621 This is a... Fox News... 410 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,276 special alert. 411 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,804 Some, uh, very troubling news from the White House today. 412 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:17,807 Apparently, a security camera in the Lincoln Bedroom 413 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:23,161 has caught President Trump having... relations 414 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,860 with Vice President Vance. 415 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,732 Fox News is live at the White House. 416 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,128 Yeah, hey. 417 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,305 Definitely disheartening news here. 418 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,655 Why the president would do this to Satan 419 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:42,092 with a baby on the way, we don't know. 420 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,704 Guess it's anyone's guess why— 421 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,271 Sorry, sorry, we gotta interrupt you there. 422 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,230 Uh, we just got word that the president is 423 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,972 calling in to "Fox & Friends." 424 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,409 Are you there, sir? 425 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,152 Hello? Hi? Hello? 426 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,938 Yes. Mr. President, what is going on? 427 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,678 Oh, we're doing some great things here. 428 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,246 More than Sleepy Joe Biden ever did! 429 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,682 Everything's great! 430 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,206 Well, what about you and the vice president? 431 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,078 Hey, relax, guy! 432 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,646 We're trying to relax, sir, 433 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,908 but we've all seen the security footage. 434 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,258 No, that's fake! 435 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,695 That's all—it's all Sora 2. 436 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,305 It's fake? 437 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,221 Yeah, guy, that's all Sora 2! 438 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,134 That's all fake! 439 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:27,138 Oh, it's fake! Oh, thank God! 440 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,705 Of course it was fake. How could we have doubted it? 441 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,928 This is a Fox News fake news alert. 442 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,798 Totally fake news today 443 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:39,063 as the president did not have sex with the vice president. 444 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,724 You swear on everything that video was fake. 445 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,945 Of course it's fake, Satan! 446 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,687 OK, 'cause it looks really real. 447 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,124 Satan, I swear on the baby. 448 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,734 I wouldn't do that to you. 449 00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,474 Relax, guy. 450 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,955 - OK. - Great. 451 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,131 Well, I gotta go get a snack. 452 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,786 You want anything from downstairs? 453 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,266 No, I'm good. 454 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,143 All right, what's the situation? 455 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,189 The detective in Colorado is very stubborn, boss. 456 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,540 He will not give us Peter Thiel. 457 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,282 How can he not hand him over? 458 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,934 I'm the president! 459 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,459 Don't worry, boss. 460 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,938 We will not let that town get in the way 461 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,854 of our plans together.