1 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:10,460 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,461 --> 00:00:12,459 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,959 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,959 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:04,749 Ah, the sea. 6 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:08,249 So fascinating, so wonderful. 7 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:12,149 Here, we see Bikini Bottom teeming with life, 8 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:14,219 home of one of my favorite creatures, 9 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:16,719 SpongeBob SquarePants. 10 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,659 Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. 11 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:37,079 Today's the big day, Gary. 12 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:42,450 Look at me, I'm naked! 13 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:49,089 Got to be in top physical condition for today, Gary. 14 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,619 I'm ready! 15 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,019 I'm ready. 16 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,249 I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! 17 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,750 I'm ready! I'm ready! 18 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,489 I'm ready... 19 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,990 Go, SpongeBob. 20 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:25,330 Whoa! 21 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:28,759 There it is... 22 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,259 the finest eating establishment 23 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:32,269 ever established for eating. 24 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:34,230 The Krusty Krab... 25 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,345 home of the Krabby Patty... 26 00:02:36,346 --> 00:02:38,569 with a "help wanted" sign in the window. 27 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:40,809 For years I've been dreaming of this moment. 28 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:43,980 I'm going to go in there, march straight to the manager, 29 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,649 look him straight in the eye, lay it on the line... 30 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:49,049 and I can't do this. 31 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:50,050 Patrick! 32 00:02:50,051 --> 00:02:51,549 Where do you think you're going? 33 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:52,520 I was just... 34 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,520 No, you're not. 35 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,019 You're going to the Krusty Krab 36 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:57,019 and get that job! 37 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:59,029 I can't, don't you see? 38 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,099 I'm not good enough. 39 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:04,029 Whose first words were "May I take your order"? 40 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:04,670 Mine were. 41 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:05,630 Who made a spatula 42 00:03:05,631 --> 00:03:08,139 out of toothpicks in wood shop? 43 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:09,140 I did. 44 00:03:09,141 --> 00:03:10,399 Who's the...? 45 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,369 Who's... 46 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:16,379 Who's a big yellow cube with holes? 47 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,509 I am! 48 00:03:17,510 --> 00:03:18,480 Who's ready? 49 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,410 I'm ready! 50 00:03:19,410 --> 00:03:20,410 Who's ready? I'm ready! 51 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:22,449 Who's ready? 52 00:03:22,450 --> 00:03:24,249 I'm ready! 53 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:26,020 I'm ready, I'm ready! I'm ready... 54 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,789 I'm ready, I'm ready... I'm ready! 55 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,129 Oh, no. 56 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:33,629 SpongeBob. I'm ready, I'm ready... 57 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,129 I'm ready! What could he possibly want? 58 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:37,199 Go, SpongeBob. Go, SpongeBob. 59 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:37,870 Go, SpongeBob. 60 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:38,870 Go self! 61 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,100 Aah! Mr. Krabs! 62 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,939 Hurry, Mr. Krabs. Before it's too late. 63 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:45,439 I got to tell you... 64 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,170 Permission to come aboard, Captain? 65 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:48,690 I've been training my whole life 66 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:50,579 for the day I could join the Krusty crew. 67 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:52,479 And now I'm ready. 68 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,450 Whoa! 69 00:04:11,070 --> 00:04:12,899 So, uh, when do I start? 70 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:16,299 Well, lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs. 71 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,809 Mr. Krabs, please. 72 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:19,309 I'll prove I'm fry cook material. 73 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:20,709 Ask Squidward. 74 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:21,710 He'll vouch for me. 75 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:25,480 No. 76 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:29,419 Well, lad, we'll give you a test, 77 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:33,519 and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty crew. 78 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,989 Go out and fetch me, uh... 79 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:39,459 a... hydrodynamic spatula... 80 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:43,099 with um... port and starboard attachments, 81 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,599 and uh, a turbo drive. 82 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,430 And don't come back till you get one. 83 00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:50,239 Aye, aye, Captain. 84 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,210 One hydrodynamic spatula 85 00:04:51,211 --> 00:04:53,869 with port and starboard attachments, turbo drive, 86 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:54,879 coming right up, sir. 87 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,309 Carry on. 88 00:04:56,310 --> 00:04:58,249 We'll never see that lubber again. 89 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:01,379 You're terrible. A hydro what? 90 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:12,159 Hey! Hey! Please! 91 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,459 Passengers are to remain seated and do not put 92 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:16,429 their hands out the window. 93 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,069 That sounded like hatch doors. 94 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,739 Do you smell it? 95 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:29,209 That smell. 96 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:31,649 A kind of smelly smell... 97 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:34,649 a smelly smell that smells... 98 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:36,650 smelly. 99 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:39,649 Anchovies. 100 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:41,089 What? 101 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,119 Anchovies! 102 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,059 Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat... 103 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:47,359 Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, 104 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,999 eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat... 105 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,799 eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat... 106 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,269 Please, please... 107 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,729 quiet. 108 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:56,639 Is this any way to behave? Hmm? 109 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:57,570 Eat. 110 00:05:57,571 --> 00:06:00,009 Can we show a little decency 111 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:04,180 and form a neat, single-file line in front of the register? 112 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:07,779 Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat... 113 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:12,550 Eat, eat, eat... 114 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:13,420 MR. All hands on deck! 115 00:06:13,421 --> 00:06:14,819 Get your anchors out of your pants! 116 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,359 One single-file line is all I ask! 117 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,360 Whoa! 118 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,799 Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward. 119 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,429 We're taking on water, Mr. Squidward! 120 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:29,199 I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! 121 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:36,179 Help! Eat, eat, eat, eat... 122 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:37,440 MR.Man overboard! 123 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,179 Eat, eat, eat, eat... 124 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:40,110 Climb, Mr. Squidward. 125 00:06:40,111 --> 00:06:41,319 Climb! 126 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,349 Eat, eat, eat, eat... 127 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:45,219 Eat, eat, eat, eat, 128 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:47,419 eat, eat, eat, eat... 129 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:48,619 This is the end. 130 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:51,059 Good-bye, Mr. Squidward. 131 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:53,059 Oh, Mr. Krabs. 132 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,059 SPONGEBOB ( over megaphone ): Permission 133 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:57,060 to come aboard, Captain? 134 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:05,569 Did someone order a spatula? 135 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:08,710 That's right. 136 00:07:08,711 --> 00:07:10,209 One hydrodynamic spatula 137 00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:12,409 with port and starboard attachments, 138 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:14,549 and let's not forget the turbo drive. 139 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,089 Would you believe they only had one in stock? 140 00:07:18,090 --> 00:07:20,819 ( motor roaring ) To the kitchen! 141 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:22,789 Who's hungry? 142 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,789 Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat... 143 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,379 That was the finest fast foodsmanship 144 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:25,389 I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants. 145 00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:26,919 Welcome aboard. 146 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:27,890 But, but, Mr. Krabs... 147 00:08:27,891 --> 00:08:30,820 Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip, hip! 148 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:31,829 Hooray. Uh, Mr. Krabs... 149 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:32,830 Hip, hip! Hooray. 150 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:33,830 Hip, hip! 151 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:34,830 Hooray. Mr. Krabs... 152 00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:36,659 I'll be in my quarters 153 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:37,900 counting up the booty. 154 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:42,539 Good morning, Krusty crew. 155 00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:45,009 What would you like to order, Patrick? 156 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:48,009 One Krabby Patty, please. 157 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:50,880 What? 158 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:55,849 Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! 159 00:08:55,850 --> 00:09:00,349 Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee!