Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
Ah, the sea.
So fascinating, so wonderful.
Here, we see Bikini Bottom teeming with life,
home of one of my favorite creatures,
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly.
Today's the big day, Gary.
Look at me, I'm naked!
Got to be in top physical condition for today, Gary.
I'm ready!
I'm ready.
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
I'm ready! I'm ready!
I'm ready...
Go, SpongeBob.
Whoa!
There it is...
the finest eating establishment
ever established for eating.
The Krusty Krab...
home of the Krabby Patty...
with a "help wanted" sign in the window.
For years I've been dreaming of this moment.
I'm going to go in there, march straight to the manager,
look him straight in the eye, lay it on the line...
and I can't do this.
Patrick!
Where do you think you're going?
I was just...
No, you're not.
You're going to the Krusty Krab
and get that job!
I can't, don't you see?
I'm not good enough.
Whose first words were "May I take your order"?
Mine were.
Who made a spatula
out of toothpicks in wood shop?
I did.
Who's the...?
Who's...
Who's a big yellow cube with holes?
I am!
Who's ready?
I'm ready!
Who's ready? I'm ready!
Who's ready?
I'm ready!
I'm ready, I'm ready! I'm ready...
I'm ready, I'm ready... I'm ready!
Oh, no.
SpongeBob. I'm ready, I'm ready...
I'm ready! What could he possibly want?
Go, SpongeBob. Go, SpongeBob.
Go, SpongeBob.
Go self!
Aah! Mr. Krabs!
Hurry, Mr. Krabs. Before it's too late.
I got to tell you...
Permission to come aboard, Captain?
I've been training my whole life
for the day I could join the Krusty crew.
And now I'm ready.
Whoa!
So, uh, when do I start?
Well, lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs.
Mr. Krabs, please.
I'll prove I'm fry cook material.
Ask Squidward.
He'll vouch for me.
No.
Well, lad, we'll give you a test,
and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty crew.
Go out and fetch me, uh...
a... hydrodynamic spatula...
with um... port and starboard attachments,
and uh, a turbo drive.
And don't come back till you get one.
Aye, aye, Captain.
One hydrodynamic spatula
with port and starboard attachments, turbo drive,
coming right up, sir.
Carry on.
We'll never see that lubber again.
You're terrible. A hydro what?
Hey! Hey! Please!
Passengers are to remain seated and do not put
their hands out the window.
That sounded like hatch doors.
Do you smell it?
That smell.
A kind of smelly smell...
a smelly smell that smells...
smelly.
Anchovies.
What?
Anchovies!
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,
eat, eat, eat, eat...
eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...
Please, please...
quiet.
Is this any way to behave? Hmm?
Eat.
Can we show a little decency
and form a neat, single-file line in front of the register?
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...
Eat, eat, eat...
MR. All hands on deck!
Get your anchors out of your pants!
One single-file line is all I ask!
Whoa!
Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward.
We're taking on water, Mr. Squidward!
I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!
Help! Eat, eat, eat, eat...
MR.Man overboard!
Eat, eat, eat, eat...
Climb, Mr. Squidward.
Climb!
Eat, eat, eat, eat...
Eat, eat, eat, eat,
eat, eat, eat, eat...
This is the end.
Good-bye, Mr. Squidward.
Oh, Mr. Krabs.
SPONGEBOB ( over megaphone ): Permission
to come aboard, Captain?
Did someone order a spatula?
That's right.
One hydrodynamic spatula
with port and starboard attachments,
and let's not forget the turbo drive.
Would you believe they only had one in stock?
( motor roaring ) To the kitchen!
Who's hungry?
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...
That was the finest fast foodsmanship
I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants.
Welcome aboard.
But, but, Mr. Krabs...
Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip, hip!
Hooray. Uh, Mr. Krabs...
Hip, hip! Hooray.
Hip, hip!
Hooray. Mr. Krabs...
I'll be in my quarters
counting up the booty.
Good morning, Krusty crew.
What would you like to order, Patrick?
One Krabby Patty, please.
What?
Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee!