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Wow, four stingers.

2
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Oh!

3
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Where have I seen this before?

4
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Here it is—

5
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land squirrel.

6
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That little squirrel
is in trouble.

7
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Take that, you sorry old clam!

8
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You need to learn some manners!

9
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You're about as ugly
as homemade soup.

10
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Hooray, land squirrel!

11
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Look out!

12
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Hold on, little squirrel!

13
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Ho-ho-ho!

14
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Ho-hee!

15
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Hoy-ya!

16
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You have fought
well, giant clam.

17
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Prepare to be vanquished.

18
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Hey, I'm actually doing it.

19
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Your shell is mine!

20
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Hold on
there, little square dude.

21
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Hey, you like karate, too.

22
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Ha!

23
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So, what's your name?

24
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Sandy.

25
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So, what... do... you call...
yourself?

26
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I'm... SpongeBob!

27
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Well, SpongeBob...

28
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take a gander at this.

29
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Oh.

30
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Oh, yeah?

31
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Watch this.

32
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I like
you, SpongeBob.

33
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We could be tighter
than bark on a tree.

34
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Uh, I like you, too, Sandy.

35
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Yow.

36
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Say, uh, what is that
thing on your head?

37
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That's my air helmet.

38
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May I try it on?

39
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Heck, no. I need it to breathe.

40
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I got to have my air.

41
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Me, too!

42
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I love air. Air is good.

43
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No kidding?

44
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Why, air is my middle name.

45
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The more air, the better.

46
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Can't get enough of that air.

47
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Shoot!

48
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How about coming over tomorrow
for tea and cookies then?

49
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Don't be late.

50
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Okay, see you tomorrow.

51
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Patrick!

52
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Patrick!

53
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Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

54
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What's air?

55
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Huh?

56
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I just met this girl.

57
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She wears a hat full of... air.

58
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Do you mean she "puts on airs"?

59
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I guess so.

60
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That's just fancy talk.

61
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If you want to be fancy,

62
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hold your pinky up like this.

63
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The higher you hold it,
the fancier you are.

64
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How's that?

65
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Higher.

66
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Like that?

67
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Now, that's fancy!

68
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They should call you
SpongeBob FancyPants!

69
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Remember, when in
doubt, pinky out.

70
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You can do it, SpongeBob.

71
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I'll be watching.

72
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Thanks, pal.

73
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Hello?

74
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Hiya, Sandy. It's me, SpongeBob.

75
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Hold on a sec, I'll let you in.

76
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Sandy!

77
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Open up!

78
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Sandy! Sandy!

79
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Sandy, something's
gone terribly wrong.

80
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There's no water in...

81
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here.

82
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'Course there's no water.

83
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Nothing but air.

84
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No water?

85
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That ain't a problem, is it?

86
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Problem?

87
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That's how I like my air.

88
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With no water.

89
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Well, all right.

90
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I made Texas tea and cookies.

91
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Well, come on in.

92
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That's not in.

93
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In!

94
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You're a funny little dude.

95
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Come on, I'll give
you the grand tour.

96
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So this is my own private
little air bubble.

97
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This air is the driest...

98
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purest...

99
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most airiest air
in the whole sea.

100
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Oh, over there is my birdbath.

101
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And that's my oak tree.

102
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It provides me with extra air.

103
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This dome is made of the
strongest polyurethane;

104
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that's a fancy name for plastic.

105
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Ain't that just the bee's knees?

106
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Tell you what, weren't
easy getting here neither.

107
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First, I...

108
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that's my treadmill.

109
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That's how I stay
in tiptop shape.

110
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Oh, come on— let's
have that tea now.

111
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Pinky, pinky!

112
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I brought you some flowers.

113
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For me?

114
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How sweet!

115
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You okay?

116
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Yes.

117
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I'm okay.

118
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You know, you're the first
sea critter to ever visit.

119
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I can't imagine why.

120
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Can I get you anything?

121
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Water would be nice.

122
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I'm going to put
these in a vase.

123
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Take your time.

124
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I got to get out of here!

125
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I like you, SpongeBob.

126
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We could be tighter
than bark on a tree.

127
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When in
doubt, pinky out.

128
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I don't need water!

129
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Water's for quitters!

130
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I don't need it.

131
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I don't need it.

132
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I don't need it.

133
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I don't need it,
I don't need it.

134
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Why, these flowers
are just beautiful.

135
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They'll live much, much longer

136
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in a vase full of
ice-cold water.

137
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So tell me about yourself.

138
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It must be fascinating
being a sea critter.

139
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SpongeBob?

140
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Oh, there's the cookies.

141
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Be right back.

142
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SPONGEBOB ( thinking
I don't need it.

143
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I don't need it.

144
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I definitely don't need it.

145
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I don't need it.

146
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I don't need it.

147
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I don't need it.

148
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I don't need it.

149
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I need it!

150
00:09:09,099 --> 00:09:10,064
No, SpongeBob!

151
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No, no, no!

152
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Stop!

153
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Pinky, pinky!

154
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I'm a quitter!

155
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You can't leave now.

156
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You'll blow it.

157
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Air is not good, Patrick.

158
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Air is not good.

159
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You're just being shy.

160
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Don't worry, buddy.

161
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You're doing fine.

162
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I won't let you blow... this.

163
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What kind of place is this?

164
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,668
There's no water in here!

165
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I tried to tell you!

166
00:10:06,055 --> 00:10:09,391
We got to get out of here!

167
00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:12,527
You're doing it wrong.

168
00:10:12,596 --> 00:10:16,047
Wait, no, we've got to get out.

169
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Come and get it.

170
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You're all going to like this—

171
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There.

172
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That ought to do it.

173
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If you all needed water,
you should have asked.

174
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I propose a toast:

175
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To new friends!

176
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Hold on a second.

177
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I hope you all like
your tea strong.

178
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Drink up!

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Ah!