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Ah...

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What a wonderful day.

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The sun is out, the
water is shimmering,

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scallops
are chirping.

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So peaceful.

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Can we lower the volume, please!

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I can't work with all
that racket going on.

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Oh, sure thing, Squidward.

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Right, hmm.

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Okay.

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And now for some soothing sounds
from Squidward's clarinet.

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Thank you, thank you.

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I thought I...! Huh?

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Hey, Squidward, want
to blow some bubbles?

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Only 25 cents.

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Oh, right, like I would
spend a moment of my time

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blowing bubbles.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, please!

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I mean, who in the world
would pay to blow bubbles?

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Good morning.

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Oh, boy.

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Good morning to you, sir.

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Would you care to blow a bubble?

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Oh, how much is it?

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Only a quarter.

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Sounds reasonable.

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Uh... I'm going
to need to borrow a quarter.

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Sure thing, Patrick.

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Ah! One quarter.

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Thank you.

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Business is booming.

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How did I ever get surrounded
by such loser neighbors?

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One bubble wand,
dipped and ready to go.

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Ooh!

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Could I interest
you in some lessons?

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Only 25 cents.

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Uh... very well, then.

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Hey, Sponge, can I
borrow another quarter?

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Thanks.

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Okay, Patrick, it's
all in the technique.

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First go like this.

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Spin around— stop!

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Double-take three
times— one, two, three.

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Then... pelvic thrust!

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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Stop on your right foot.

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Don't forget it!

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Now it's time to
bring it around town.

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Bring it around town.

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Then you do this

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then this and this,
then that and this

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and that and this and then...

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Ooh!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Oh!

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Huh?

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And now... with two hands.

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It's a giraffe.

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Excuse me, sir,
but we are close...

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Don't give me any of that.

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How could you two possibly
make all this noise

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just blowing bubbles?

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We're not just blowing bubbles;
we're making bubble art.

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Watch carefully.

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First go like this.

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Spin around— stop!

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Double-take three
times— one, two, three.

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Then... pelvic thrust!

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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Stop on your right foot.

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Don't forget it!

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Now it's time

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to bring it around town.

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Bring it around town.

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Then you do this, then this

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and this, then that and this
and that and this and then...

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That's not art.

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That's just annoying.

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Blowing bubbles.

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That's the lamest idea
I have ever heard.

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You should
be ashamed of yourself.

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Bubbles.

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Art.

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Bubbles.

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Ridiculous.

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That'll be 25 cents, sir.

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Aah! Whoa! What?

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Oh!

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Who would pay 25 cents
to blow bubbles?

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We also offer lessons
for beginners.

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Beginners?

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What could be more simple

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than blowing a stupid bubble?

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Here's your 25 cents.

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Watch and learn.

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Uh... wait, wait, wait.

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One more time.

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Here, wait, wait.

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Whoa!

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Aah, just a mere warm-up.

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Hey, Squidward,
remember the technique.

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Technique— you
do this and this.

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Step back.

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Technique, Squidward.

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Spin around like this.

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Over here.

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One, two, yeah, three...

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The pelvic whoo!

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Don't for... don't
forget the "whoo"!

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Listen to Sponge.

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Technique!

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Technique! Technique!

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Technique!

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Technique! Technique!

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Technique! Technique!

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Tech...

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You're... not doing the...
technique.

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Technique? Technique?

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Technique, technique,
technique, technique, technique!

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First I do this.

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Spin around, stop.

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Double-take three times.

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And here we go, pelvic thrust.

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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Oh, stop on your right foot.

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Don't forget it!

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Then bring it around town.

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And a little of this,
a little of that.

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A little of this, this,
that, that, that, that, that, then...

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Wow! Wow!

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All right, Squid!

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That was so good!

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Squid is number one.

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I really did it, didn't I?

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Yeah— you guys didn't
blow anything like that.

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Nope.

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Now, that's a bubble.

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You said it, Squidward.

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See, it is all in the technique.

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Yeah, technique.

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Technique? Huh!

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SpongeBob, you don't
think I created

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that... ( kisses noisily
) beautiful work of art

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with your help.

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Come on, it's in my genes.

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Squid's got genes.

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Squid's got genes...

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward...

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Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward...

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Squidward, Squidward...

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I rock.

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Squidward, Squidward...

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Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,

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Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,

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Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,

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Squid, Squid, Squidward!
Squid, Squid, Squidward!

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Squid, Squid, Squidward!
Squid, Squid, Squidward!

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Squidward, Squidward,

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Squidward, Squidward...

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Squidward...

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Squidward!

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Squidward!

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Squidward! Squidward!

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Hello, my friends.

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You are looking at a...

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Squidward...!

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Genius.

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Wow! Wow!