Ah...
What a wonderful day.
The sun is out, the water is shimmering,
scallops are chirping.
So peaceful.
Can we lower the volume, please!
I can't work with all that racket going on.
Oh, sure thing, Squidward.
Right, hmm.
Okay.
And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet.
Thank you, thank you.
I thought I...! Huh?
Hey, Squidward, want to blow some bubbles?
Only 25 cents.
Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time
blowing bubbles.
Uh-huh.
Oh, please!
I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?
Good morning.
Oh, boy.
Good morning to you, sir.
Would you care to blow a bubble?
Oh, how much is it?
Only a quarter.
Sounds reasonable.
Uh... I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.
Sure thing, Patrick.
Ah! One quarter.
Thank you.
Business is booming.
How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?
One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.
Ooh!
Could I interest you in some lessons?
Only 25 cents.
Uh... very well, then.
Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter?
Thanks.
Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique.
First go like this.
Spin around— stop!
Double-take three times— one, two, three.
Then... pelvic thrust!
Whoo!
Stop on your right foot.
Don't forget it!
Now it's time to bring it around town.
Bring it around town.
Then you do this
then this and this, then that and this
and that and this and then...
Ooh!
Ah!
Oh!
Huh?
And now... with two hands.
It's a giraffe.
Excuse me, sir, but we are close...
Don't give me any of that.
How could you two possibly make all this noise
just blowing bubbles?
We're not just blowing bubbles; we're making bubble art.
Watch carefully.
First go like this.
Spin around— stop!
Double-take three times— one, two, three.
Then... pelvic thrust!
Whoo!
Stop on your right foot.
Don't forget it!
Now it's time
to bring it around town.
Bring it around town.
Then you do this, then this
and this, then that and this and that and this and then...
That's not art.
That's just annoying.
Blowing bubbles.
That's the lamest idea I have ever heard.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Bubbles.
Art.
Bubbles.
Ridiculous.
That'll be 25 cents, sir.
Aah! Whoa! What?
Oh!
Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?
We also offer lessons for beginners.
Beginners?
What could be more simple
than blowing a stupid bubble?
Here's your 25 cents.
Watch and learn.
Uh... wait, wait, wait.
One more time.
Here, wait, wait.
Whoa!
Aah, just a mere warm-up.
Hey, Squidward, remember the technique.
Technique— you do this and this.
Step back.
Technique, Squidward.
Spin around like this.
Over here.
One, two, yeah, three...
The pelvic whoo!
Don't for... don't forget the "whoo"!
Listen to Sponge.
Technique!
Technique! Technique!
Technique!
Technique! Technique!
Tech...
You're... not doing the... technique.
Technique? Technique?
Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!
First I do this.
Spin around, stop.
Double-take three times.
And here we go, pelvic thrust.
Whoo!
Oh, stop on your right foot.
Don't forget it!
Then bring it around town.
And a little of this, a little of that.
A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then...
Wow! Wow!
All right, Squid!
That was so good!
Squid is number one.
I really did it, didn't I?
Yeah— you guys didn't blow anything like that.
Nope.
Now, that's a bubble.
You said it, Squidward.
See, it is all in the technique.
Yeah, technique.
Technique? Huh!
SpongeBob, you don't think I created
that... ( kisses noisily ) beautiful work of art
with your help.
Come on, it's in my genes.
Squid's got genes.
Squid's got genes...
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...
Squidward, Squidward...
I rock.
Squidward, Squidward...
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid, Squid, Squidward!
Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squidward...
Squidward...
Squidward!
Squidward! Squidward!
Hello, my friends.
You are looking at a...
Squidward...!
Genius.
Wow! Wow!